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EVERY MAJOR BIT FROM THE ALAN Q&A STREAM !!
holy SHIT dude that was so good
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1) AVA 12 IS PLANNED FOR THIS SUMMER !!!!! (and! there's a possibility ava 13 might come out sooner as well, this year potentially too!)
2) aversus can be played by more than 2 people!
3) alan says that his character just happened to not be on the computer while avm s3 was happening. he usually leaves them to their shenanigans!
4) alan says that purple just happened to ? find a mac during their 7 year period post 2011 after they and their parents came out of their animation. (possibility that purple and their family mightve stayed in the internet for a while?)
5) the team has already made a decision about whether the dark lord is going to come back, but nonetheless â he will be seen in the upcoming video.
6) "the stickfigure site was animated by someone â it's not clear who, but one could theorize its been around for 7~ years before orange broke them out of it" â alan
7) green's socials will be revisited!
8) all of the cg potentially could be miku fans! red most likely more than the others. :)
9) alan could call tsc and tco long-lost brothers that just happened to not know each other â estranged siblings.
10) ava/m will go for as long as death does us part with alan, apparently
11) to alan, cg communicate more "telepatically" with each other. the text in influencer arc could be seen as green translating their communication to something the viewers could understand!
12) interpersonal cg relationships will be explored in the new minecraft season!
13) the mercenaries production names have been officially (although, perhaps by accident) dropped: lasco for primal (referencing the lascaux caves), eztoon for ballista, gui for agent, sign/pedestrian for hazard
14) hazard, corndog guy and red got they/themed. lol
(also! when talking about the mystery white stickfigure, when referred with 'he', muno (the lead developer of aversus) questioned it ("he?"), and the team said its not yet specified if, well. if the stick figure is a "he". please give us a nonmale living character i Beg of thee ...)
15) cg doesn't have an official age, but they could be seen as teenagers-early 20s (thank god)
16) the abteam is considering minisodes proposed by the community! (such as proposed chosen & dark minisodes , rocketcorp slice of life)
17) alan thinks purple's birthday would be in february (no set date)
18) chosen will get more characterization in the future
19) some known artists in the community (such as anglermann, @sushiree, @flareboi, @cindersnows, @ , @ornziy, @itslilacokay, pasteldragon, @comyetani, realvegemite, @wretchedvictim, qr_png, hoodedjelly have been noticed on stream by the team !!! congrats !!! :D









â âooh that's a nice one, i like thatâ (hatena in response to @itslilacokay mercenary art)
https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1iR_QZLJip9WsbVVdlNhl-uhbFqtHa4ydajcILszdszI/mobilebasic <- the entire fanart compilation doc, made by novamations :)
20) when the pc turns off, the cube in the interspace goes dark, but stays there.
about what cg does when the pc turns off: "think of it as when the electricity goes out, it's black and cold, they cant use things anymore. they'd probably just sleep.â
21) mitsi will be seen in a future video
22) skim created corndog guy (and has apologized for it)
23) the team has been holding polls on whether the chat wants to see the dark lord, mitsi and gold come back â but said that they ultimately will decide on their fates.
24) king and purple ... were based on thanos and loki.
25) confirmation that green likes udon noodles and listens to daft punk
26) alan says we could come up with little quirks for characters on our own (i.e. blue could be superstitious / be into astrology, yellow getting into rubics cubes)
27) alan thinks red might have adhd !!! :)
28) avchemistry might be real in the future, but it'll be tougher to execute since the person who was behind avmath and avcoding doesn't know chemistry.
29) ava 11 took over a year
30) ava 12 has all the storyboards done, and ava 13 is already in the works!
31) alan said that purple is "that friend that doesn't live at the house but comes over a lot"
32) name for mitsi stuck after the team reversed victim's name
33) alan is excited for the next avm season!
34) skim sees ava 12 and 13 as a two-part
35) its a possibility for new avm characters being introduced â ava as well, but unlikely they'll be major ones in the second instance
36) the team said that there are 4 minisodes in progress , and that hopefully they'll start to release them soon !!!!!
37) "how rich is corndog guy?"
"never rich enough. he's on that grindset"
38) when skim was asked who he related to the most he said it was victim because:
- more withdrawn and quiet
- carrying a weight with him
- prefers to occupy his mind with things hes good at
- not as naturally gloomy as youd expect from him
- struggles to connect with people but good at getting things done
39) when asked about what happens to stickfigures after they die, alan replied that that their code is still there â but it's kind of "disconnected". it'd be impossible for someone in the living dimension to take that code and put it back together (alan (jokingly? half jokingly???) notes: "unless you're the second coming"). "it's kind of like when you're programming, and you change one line and then all of a sudden all of the code is unusable. it's still there, it's just not attached to the right dimensionâ.
goood LIRD !!!!
#phhheeewww#that was WILD#BUT SO AMAZING#im glad the production names officially dropped along with the red adhd fact lmao#as someone who knew that from the members server. its so good to finally talk about it with you guys#animator vs animation#animation vs minecraft#aversus#alan becker#animation vs
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đđđŞđŽđđŹđ: Will you write virgin amab ellie??
đđđŤđ˘đ§đ : amab!ellie x fem!reader
đđđŤđ§đ˘đ§đ đŹ: SMUT, amab!ellie, switch!ellie, switch!reader, lose of virginity, unprotected sex, fingering, consumption of alcohol
đ/đ: guess whoâs back, new Natasha x reader coming soon đ, pretty short, not proof read
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You had no idea what you were doing to her, the way the swell of your breast pressed against the fabric of your low cut top hypnotized her in the best way. Ellie didnât get laid in high school, she was far too much a loser to even consider spending the weekends somewhere other than in front of her PC. But that changed in college, she side hustle, how sheâd call it, selling weed meant the inevitable, going out.
There she was red solo cut in hand like she was stuck in a cheesy 2000s movie, and so were you. Giggling with your girlfriends, but from the conor of your eye you watched her, saw the way her freckled cheeks would heat up whenever youâd caught her staring. Admittedly you found her cut, a pretty face and smart head was a rarity. She almost seemed too good to be true, single, good looking. The next time you caught her eyes lingering a little too long on your cleavage you thought; fuck it.
Within the next 30 minutes you were pressed against your dorm room door, as she peppered your face with soft kisses. âSo god damn pretty, fuck, youâre perfect��� She breathed as she caught your lips again making you gasp. Ellie kissed like a high schooler, fast and messy as if she couldnât get enough from the taste of your lips. Sure she had a few drinks already but this was another type of drunk. A better kind. Your hands were under her shirt exposing her back to the cold air of your room. Her skin was soft against your fingers as you dug your nails into it. She groaned already, getting hard just by the thought of what was to come. âYou have no idea what youâre doinâ to me, pretty girlâ
You mewled, her lips had moved to your neck then to your cleavage before she pulled her top off. âCan I?â She asked her hands around your waist, her voice almost a bit unsure âPlease doâ You sighed, you had been wet since she first laid her rough hands on you. âYou make me go crazyâ. She kissed down the valley between your breaths before, her fingers on your nipples. Pulling and teasing them until you were starting to buck your hips into hers. She moaned almost whorish as your pubic bone hit against her boner.
One of her hands had moved to pull your panties to the side, her thumb now on your clit and her long fingers pumping in and out like her life depended on it. She was experimenting with the pace, the spots to hit each of your gasps, mewls or moans like a road map to your pleasure. âYou like thatâ She breathed as she had hit a spot which made you moan the loudest.
âBedâ You demanded again, lost in a battle of tongues and saliva. She quickly wrapped her arms under you, before carrying you to the twin mattress. Once you felt the soft fabric against your back, your hands were on her best trying to get rid of the annoying fabric preventing you from what you really wanted. âWaitâ She stopped you her hands moving yours âDid I do something wrong, donât worry Iâm on the pill incase-â
âNo, youâre fucking amazingâ She looked down feeling almost shy all the sudden âIâm a virginâ You paused, that was unexpected but certainly not unwelcomed, âLay down then, let me make you feel real goodâ To your surprise she let your hands guide her under you, after a final check in you got to remove her pants. which were already tight against her bulge. Once you had her boxers pulled to her thighs, you kissed down the trail of hair leading you down her body to her tall standing member. You gave her a few strokes, watching how her face twisted in pleasure. âPoor girl, so hard, want me to ride you. make you feel goodâ You cooed, already positioning yourself above her, âYes please- I- I need itâ You sunk down on her releasing a loud moan at the stretch, she felt so good against your gummy walls.
âFuck, you feel so goodâ She moaned as she thrusted her hips up in you, her tip kissing your cervix. It made you groan in a mix of pain and pleasure, you guided her hands to your chest which she willingly accepted. Her strong kneaded your tits, making your head fall back in pleasure. You had your own hands behind yourself on her thighs giving you more stability in your grinding movements, you knew it was only a matter of moments until she would cum.
âFeels so good, Ellieâ You moaned, which was lost in the choir of sounds coming from the both of you. âMhm- Iâm gonna- fuckâ She tried to hold it she really did, wanting to make you climax first. âShh, let goâ She groaned again before you felt her hot release paint your walls white. You paused letting her catch her breath, before she lifted you off her crotch. âLet me return the favourâ
#ellie williams x y/n#ellie the last of us#ellie williams x female reader#ellie williams x you#ellie willams x reader#ellie x reader#ellie williams smut#ellie williams#ellie tlou#ellie smut
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jjk men x streamer!reader hybrid smau
â°â⤠Collab?
chapter one
ŕłâ⡠you start your stream with gojo, your childhood best friend who happens to be internet famous. youâre surprised to see how people react to your presence on his live.
masterlist. prev. next

you were nervous to answer the call that rung from your pc, shaking for godsake. it was not that serious, you tried telling yourself over and over in your head.
but the thing is, it IS that serious! how did gojo already have five hundred thousand viewers, the stream just started???
you joined the video call after a moments hesitation, waving shyly at the screen. no way were you having internet anxiety, was that even a thing? online-anxiety.. the dsm-5 definitely doesnât categorize that as a disorder.
âhi,â you spoke in a much smaller voice than usual, one you use towards your professors or customers at work. gojo mustnât have caught on to your shy and anxious behavior, considering he immediately started screaming about how excited he was to introduce you to stream and how excited he is to play with you.
his personality was overwhelming. itâs what drew you to him all the way back to when you were seven. it could be a lot at times- but itâs what made him so enjoyable to be around. if it were anybody else, it would give you a migraine.
âchat, stop acting weird.â you heard gojo say in a disgusted voice as you booted up your own stream and game, greeting all your fans and letting them know youâre streaming with gojo. they were all so excited for you! it warmed your heart, easing your anxiety. youâd just focus on your audience, not gojos almost one million- oh my god, one million?
you were going to question gojo on what was happening in his chat, worried they were making fun of you, but when you noticed he had one million viewers you almost passed out. this was terrifying.
you discreetly opened his stream chat, making small talk with gojo and your audience while you took a look at what people could possible be saying.
you were fucking shaking. this was NOT that serious- but you had such bad self consciousness, you just had to see what they were saying⌠were they calling you ugly? weird? oh no- where his diehard fangirls mad that he was streaming with a girl-
to your surprise, all you saw were nice comments. they were all complimenting you, asking gojo why he didnât introduce you sooner. you were shocked, a small smile tugging at your lips as you continued to read.
GOJOMARRYME: EEE SHES SO CUTE! how does she only have 50k?!? GUYS MAKE HER FAMOUS!
gojosleftnutsock: is she dating gojo? love her already, im going to live vicariously through her
gojoandgetostan68: yn can i be your lap dog
sugurugetotv â
: why have you never introduced us, gojo?
you had to stop yourself from reading before your face went bright red. no wonder gojo called them out, some of these messages were so weird. but the majority were sweet! you were glad you had a good first impression on everyone.
however, one message in particular caught your eye. heâs verified, you recognize his name from gojo. heâs talked about geto a few times, talked about how heâs going to play games with him but itâs not the same as playing with you. gojo just said that to guilt you, though.
âyn, who are you gonna play?â gojo asked, reeling you out of your thoughts as you realized youâve already loaded into a match.
âiâll play cloak and dagger,â you insisted, preferring to play support over any of the other roles. âhow about you?â you asked, though you received no response.
âgojoooo?â you called out, eyebrows furrowing together as he went silent, still havenât chosen a character. you wondered if the call bugged out, but when you looked at your video chat, he was still very much there. he looked upset about something, a look of⌠jealousy(?) on his face. you werenât quite sure why he looked mad.
âyou okay?â you asked, which seemed to snap him out of his trance. his face immediately twisted into a wide smile, âyea! my friends just being weird..â he muttered, though you could tell his tone was far from friendly. did geto make him mad? you werenât sure, it wasnât your place to ask so you just stayed silent.
gojo finally put his phone down, sighing as he looked at the character lineup. you were playing cloak and dagger, your teammates consisted of a solo player who chose doctor strange, while the other three were in a party and all played dps.
gojo was clearly upset this party of three stole his dps role, cursing about how a good team should have two of each role and then immediately also picking dps. well, you were totally losing this game.



toji never cared for his view count. he only streamed to play games with his friends, and get some money along with it. he was naturally successful and never cared how many viewers he had or lost.
until today.
he lost 16k viewers in the span of fifteen minutes. he thought he got cancelled for a good minute there, until his friends brought him into the loop of things.
sukuna of all people even tuned into gojos stream, what the hell? just for some random? it made no sense. sukuna and choso assured him the hype was for a reason, but until he saw you, he wouldnât believe it.
toji scoffed, rolling his eyes when his friends finally joined his call and began naming off excuses as to why they were late to chat.
âright, just get on the game bro.â he spoke in his usual cold tone. those who donât know him would think he was being harsh to his friends, but this was just how he spoke.
toji invited them to his party, the three of them queuing up for a match. toji was happy to see someone instalock support- cloak and dagger at that- usually nobody wanted to play healer. he was making small talk with choso when sukuna suddenly spoke up,
âchat told me we got matched with gojo and his friend.â
first chapter is up!! iâm so sorry, i know i said this would be an smau but clearly thereâs more writing than pictures.. i want to do an equal amount of both but i have to add context for some things ):
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lotro guys guest list! i've got a bunch by now so. under a cut:
esterĂn of the lake (fic) - half-elf runekeeper (well, for game purposes she's an elf since we don't have half-elf as an option yet?) who grew up in loeglond on the long lake. her father aelinil was one of the raft-elves and her mother mikaer was from lake-town. i was near the end of rise of isengard (mid vol3) and she grew a character and that was that lol. greatly enjoys hanging out with the rangers
daedĂn of lothlĂłrien (fic) - elf hunter. sentinel of lorien (or, background malledhrim #4) like her father. not terribly sociable, nor inclined to get pulled into pc quests right up until she tries to tackle gorothul out a window (bad idea). later gets to do remmorchant :D
isena, daughter of tĂŠohere (fic) - human warden. isedd's younger sister. originally from a farm near marton in the westfold, they fled north after a raid and ended up in bree. she would dearly love to pick a fight with someone and is also enamoured with the idea of being a Great Big Hero
isedd, son of tĂŠohere (see isena's fic) - human loremaster. isena's older brother. had a latent talent for wild-speech and has made great use of this to make friends with a bear and the world's most professional eagle (matwyn, who's basically an intelligence agent for the great eagles in the vales). decidedly not interested in being a Great Big Hero or even, really, an adventurer
rani sandyhill - hobbit burglar. part of the quickpost! she's from....... i forget if i decided nobottle or tighfield. if i wrote it down idk where i put it. she decided she had to have the load-bearing timeline and show up in everyone else's stories. enjoys causing problems on purpose
sileär seasheen (fic) - high elf mariner (formerly minstrel). telerin, and first crossed the sea unintentionally. spent the first age among cirdan's people, the second roaming, and the third asleep. silmeniel is her wife and halthel is her closest friend. gonna stab ivar
halthel caranial (see sil's fic) - high elf captain. has a few other names, but omaruin is the secondary one most people know. (well. secondary in the sense that he goes by halthel these days. it's one of the older ones) was one of maedhros's soldiers in the first age. spent the first age at himring, the second either traveling with silear or hanging out around lindon, and the third mostly in rivendell. gonna stab ferndur
silmeniel calantiriel (see sil's fic) - high elf minstrel. melassĂŤ was what she went by pre-gondolin. calantiriel was a nickname more than anything else. silmeniel was given by silear. she's not an adventurer and has had a turtle rock on since level 15. she sits in rivendell and does scholar crafting <3 (she would be in lorien if i could get her there at this level, but the port is a higher level thing). has too many names she actively uses
glainyn of erebor - dwarf champion. was a guard at ravenhill for a good while, and dis decided she liked him enough (or perhaps wanted someone to talk to enough, when the ravens weren't chatty) to talk at him til he learned about dwarf politics. joined the iron garrison and spent a lot of time trying not to tell everyone else they were being stupid
lendrain of tinnudir (fic) - human warden. dunadan who ran away the night before he was supposed to be sworn in and has spent the intervening years sorta-hiding with the league of the axe up until the nazgul happen. is doing his level best to both have his own full au and be part of the broader est-verse au. goes by len or lenny outside the dunedain
Lotro OC Introduction Reblog Game!
Get your guys out there! People want to know about your OCs but don't know where to start, so this is an opportunity to introduce them to lotro tumblr!
Reblog this post with a list of your lotro OCs, give us a name/race/class and a little about them! Such as where they're from and some neat facts about them/their story. You can also link to your favorite fics featuring them if you'd like so people know where they can start reading!
#est is the oldest and most developed so i think she's the one ppl know#not gonna include all the peripheral ocs (even if they did eventually get made as pcs for one reason or another) bc. too many already lol#there are so many more. most are auxiliaries who grew out of these guys though#i have a leveled suntais as a runekeeper (had a valar and knew that class) and a linhalwen minstrel (part of sil's crew)#oh i shouldve done lis!#red rk dwarf#she's also kinda just supplementary iron garrison though#menelhen i think is the other leveled guy i have. also from sil's crew#was originally silear til mariner came out and i remade her lol#i think those are the big ones
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HI POOKIE. I saw you had requests opens
Self aware CRK but they turn somewhat humanoid when they come through⌠maybe even willing darling y/n with cuddle hcâs?
I request you add whoever you like. Pure vanilla and Shadow milk are my favorites thoâŚ
Love the image!
Characyers: Shadow Milk Cookie, Pure Vanilla Cookie, Cream Unicorn Cookie, and Red Velvet Cookie
Also, let me know if any of you want to see my drawings of Human Shadow Milk Cookie, Pure Vanilla Cookie, and Red Velvet Cookie
So, you had been playing Cookie run for a little over 3 months and had been growing your collection of amazing 2D cookies. You would rant about troubles to them, thinking you just lost it after all, they're just fictional cookies after all.
What you didn't know ow then is that they were listening, watching, and growing to care about you. The cookies would be excited every time you opened the app on your phone, but one day their hearts broke.
"I have to choose, Genshin or Cookie Run?" You ask yourself.
The cookies already has a rivalry with Genshin as both apps took up space on your phone. The cookies were terrified that if you removed the app from your phone then they would never see you again.
Everything went dark, the cookies realized you made their choice. They thought about their last good memories with you, only for you to open the game the next day?
Yeah, they realized they were on a bigger screen and figures out while Genshin holds your phone they have your PC. This made them happy and each cookie you collected grew to care about you in someway and also having to keep it a secret that they can see and hear you.
This last until you got Shadow Milk Cookie. He noticed the border, and was dropping very clear hints that he could see and hear you but you never noticed. You thought this fourth wall breaking was part of the character, and that drove him mad. So, he used his cosmic powers to reach you.
After an afternoon of playing Cookie Run you turned off your computer and went for food. While you back was turned the screen turned navy blue with an upside Pure Vanilla Cookie symbol. Looking you think you forgot to turn off the computer, and then a hand popped out from the screen. You freaked out as Shadow Milk Cookie pulled himself out of the computer like Samara from the Ring.
Once he's out of the screen he tips his hat and bows to you. You scream and freak out which makes him laugh.
"W-who? How?!" You questioned nervously.
"Well, I'm Shadow Milk Cookie, but you already knew that!" He says.
He explains that every cookie could see and hear you. They figured out they were in a game and coped... in a variety of ways. You try to get him to leave as you're worried he'll cause issues in your world, but you can't make him leave. Now you have a human version of a 2D cookie sleeping on your couch.
Meanwhile in the Cookie Run world, Pure Vanilla is scared for you once he heats news of Shadow Milk Cookie bridging the gap to reach you and the evil cookies also want to take you to Dark Enchantress Cookie. Red Velvet Cookie is voluntold to seek you out. So, now ypu have three human cookies in your home, two of which are enemies. You also have no idea how to send them back other than make Shadow Milk Cookie go home.
You get used to them eventually, so much so that you accept their cuddles. Let's get into that.
I imagine this bastard has ice cold hands and feel
Somehow becomes velcro or magnetic when cuddling you
Sucks your body heat from you when cuddling
A blanket hogger, as in youll have to buy more blankets because he steals all of yours
Lays all over you
Becomes liquid, like a cat
Wants all your cuddles every hour of the day
Whines for cuddles a lot
Living heater
Very soft cuddles
smells like vanilla
Shares all the blankets with you
Loves cuddles by willing to let go when needed
Pets your hair
Is also liquid in a cat-like manner
Will ask for cuddles politely
Whines if you wait too long to give him cuddles, like if it's been more than an hour
Makes sure you have the best cuddles ever
Is a cuddle gentleman
Cake arm is ice cold while the rest of him a comfortably warm
Is not very cuddly at first
Will give you all the blankets if you ask
Is not really liquid, more like a stiff log
Inadvertently asks for cuddles in a harsh manner
If you have a dog, he'll be in heaven
Doesn't talk much when cuddling you
#crk fanfic#crk#crk fandom#cookie run fandom#cookie run fanfic#self aware cookie run#Self aware shadow milk#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#Self aware pure vanilla#gn! reader#gender neutral reader
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'*â˘.¸⥠relationship with kĂśnig: headcanons âĄÂ¸.â˘*'

tags: gn!reader x kĂśnig, he's older than you, mostly domestic, nsfw-ish!
NOTE: Please do NOT repost anywhere | reblog, likes, and comments are appreciated! âĄ
â§ the beginning of the relationship was a bit difficult, he was so used to the hard and rough military life. knowing he has a higher rank in his team, he treated you like you're his subordinates, not his partner.
â§ he was too commanding until you snapped and brought him back to reality one day. you told him that when he's with you he's not supposed to act and/or treat you the way he treats his soldiers in the field.
â§ that was the first time he saw you snapping at him, and it scared the life out of him. he never thought someone whose figure was so small compared to him could be THAT fiery and going against him.
â§ he was a bit pushy and almost always forced you to do whatever he suggested (about anything, really), and let's say he was not on his best behavior back then. you realized you shouldn't let a man step on you like this, especially when you're his partner.
â§ you dared yourself to be more vocal and direct to him. it worked; you told him where he was wrong and how you wanted him to improve next time. sure, he still made some slip-ups but he definitely got better.
â§ he told you he was sorry for the way he treated you, he was never good with communication. he never wanted to be mean to you, and you saw major changes within him from that point.
â§ he started to show his gentle and clingy side, you almost forgot that this is the same man who was a little too stern to you a few months ago.
â§ morning sex is a MUST, inhaling your natural scent from behind while his hips are drilling against your ass is the best way to start a morning.
â§ his love language is eating together with you. either eating some meals made by you, made by him, or even take-outs, he always wants to eat with you. if you're not hungry? well, he can tell his stomach to hold the hunger a bit just for you.
â§ this man LOVES dirty jokes and puns you throw at him. always get him all flustered and red like a fucking tomato. run your mouth, sweetheart, this Austrian giant is head over heels for you even more! ;)
â§ he's becoming more and more vocal and open about his feelings and thoughts to you, despite feeling extra anxious whenever he did so. soon he realized that you're here to listen to him, and not to judge him.
â§ the most romantic moments happens after work, you're serving him a cup of coffee or tea while he's resting himself on the dinner table. you two will spend the rest of the evening talking about your day, his day, and sometimes some gossips in your or his office. drinking tea while spilling some tea, if you will. đľ
â§ the man is a massive science nerd đ
he's subscribing to youtube channels like michael reeves, kurzgesagt, and NileRed. he'd love to watch science documentaries with you until both of you fall asleep.
â§ he loves it when you rely on him. need some new, exclusive collector edition books? he's here to pay, even the hardcover ones! need new lipstick or makeup? take him to sephora and make yourself pretty with his cash, darling. need new PC components? he'll spoil you and make you an amazing PC setup!
â§ besides the material things, he loves you even more when you cling to him like a baby koala when you're anxious or feeling unsafe in general. he loves being a big man for his dearest love.
â§ he's quite busy, and his line of work is highly demanding for his presence. he's a colonel, leading missions and he even goes to his office or shooting range on weekends or holidays. his hard work paid off, and he kept being promoted to higher positions.
â§ loves it when you asks him about his job. what is he doing? what is a âhuman battering ramâ? he's willing to answer some grime questions from you, e.g. is he becoming insensitive to see gruesome death? is human blood really THAT red and fresh? is he afraid of the ghosts of the enemies he had killed? etc.
â§ sometimes he comes home looking frustrated, and it scares you a bit. worried that he'd back to his old self, the overly stern and authoritarian asshole. but then you know that his frustration is not directed at you, but rather to whoever the hell managed to piss him off at the office.
â§ you can soothe him in two ways: calm him down by talking him out through it and bathe him (unless he requests some alone time to sort his thoughts), or being his obedient fucktoy for him to release all that pent-up anger. you choose :)
â§ he'd consume you whole if he sees you with bodycon dress or any tight clothing. it turns him into an animal.
â§ always asks for pictures whenever you're away from him. say things like, "i want to see how well your dress/shirt is hugging your figure, love." ; "you'd look gorgeous with that makeup/style."
â§ plenty of nicknames for you: feisty firecracker, honeybee, sweetface, schnucki (means 'sweetie' in german), schatz, Schmetterling (butterfly), my love, my darling, my dearest angel, my sweet, ... etc.
â§ if you happen to be someone from outside of german speaking country, he'd teach you some german. mostly curses and dirty words, though. hehe.
â§ he'd love to bring you to his hometown in salzburg. he'd take you to makartsteg (lovers lock) bridge and seeing the mountains, and he's so excited to introduce you to local foods and drinks.
â§ he'd love to be your biggest motivator whenever you feel lazy to do something. got some homework or tasks you need to finish, but didn't want to? he'd say, "do it and I'll reward you in the bedroom, schatzi."
â§ if you two are already talking about marriage... he'd be so nervous about meeting your parents, especially if you have extremely different cultures as him. he's a grown man with a great income that surely can sustain you two, which you're sure that your parents wouldn't mind about.
â§ his biggest concern about starting a family with you is your safety, knowing how often he's deployed. being one of the best operators in his team meant he'd constantly be called to missions, sometimes to a region or country that you'd never heard of before. he always tell you to pray for him, so he can come back to you alive AND intact.
â§ he wants three kids. and if that's too much for you, he won't complain either. he just thinks that three is a sweet spot for him.
hehe that's it! hope you enjoy this as much as i do.
â sincerely, hardknifeplays.
#konig cod#kĂśnig call of duty#cod mw2#kĂśnig mw2#konig x reader#call of duty#kĂśnig x reader#konig cod x reader#kĂśnig cod x reader#kĂśnig fanfiction#hardknifeplays archive
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Sleepy interruptions
Authors note: Hello, I'm back. Don't ask why or how I wrote this Max Verstappen blurb, but here we are. Also, I have like 8 more fanfics that I've been working on that I plan on publishing at some point (you can thank @angelussiderum for always reminding me to write).
Summary: An unexpected guest crashes Max's stream
Warnings: English isn't my first language, no use of Y/N, gender not specified but the term 'girlfriend' is used, sleep deprivation? is that a warning
Word count: 516
You hated these long working hours, especially now during the summer. You can hear Max streaming on âRed Lineâ in the other room. Now, 9.9 times out of ten, you wouldnât bother him. But⌠You just haven't seen him in almost 20 hours and it's already 11pm... So, you walk into the streaming room. Max was sitting behind a huge PC that had about 4 screens; his monitors were showing a game that he was playing while he is streaming on his main monitor.
"Come on... come on.... thereâŚ!" He mutters as he plays, too caught up in his game to notice you entering the room. You, in your sleep deprivation and probably from too much diet Pepsi, just walk towards him and wrap your arms around him from behind, not giving two shits who sees at this point. His eyes widen as he feels your arms around him and turns his head enough for only you to hear him speak so that the stream doesn't hear him.
"Baby... you know I'm streaming right nowâŚ"
You can see he's surprised, but more confused, as you never really walk in when he's streaming. You, again in the sleep deprived state running on practically nothing, kiss his cheek very softly. It was maybe too tender as his face goes red and whatever he was about to say is forgotten. His mind went blank for a moment, his cheeks turning a darker shade of red as he stares at you. He wanted to say something or protest, but he couldn't bring himself to do so, his brain having stopped fully functioning after your unexpected actions.
"B-baby... I'mâŚ" He stutters out, slowly processing what had just happened and trying to regain control by turning his gaze back to the game on his screen. You move away and then leave, your mind taking you straight to bed.
'Ohhh look who just made a stream debut, huh Max?' one of his friends from the stream laughed as Max attempted to compose himself. Max let out a shaky exhale, trying to compose himself enough to respond. "Y-yeah, unexpected cameo from my girlfriend..." He mutters, rubbing the back of his neck as he spoke and feeling how warm his cheeks were by now, he knew he probably looked like a tomato.
The chat started to flood with more messages as people saw how flustered Max had been and saw this as an opportunity to tease him
'Looooooool brooo you didn't know what to say to your gf'
'Did she just interrupt your game?'
'Man your cheeks are so red bro are you blushing??'
Max was silently cursing everything and everyone at that moment, including you, even if it was your actions, or lack of actions, that got him into this messy situation in the first place. He took a deep and shaky exhale trying to calm himself down so he could come up with a decent excuse to explain to chat
"Shut up guys... I just wasn't expecting that to happen... my girlfriend usually doesn't come into my room while I'm streaming... obviously"
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hi, can you make a Draco Malfoy x Slytherin (female) reader please?
also, I'm really sorry about your chameleon!!
Drunken confessions
Masterlist Draco Malfoy x fem!reader Summary: Draco has a crush, and as a typical teenage boy, he has no idea how to deal with it. Warning: none author note: Sorry it took so long, this is way overdue. Also sorry it is so short but I felt like if I added more it would ruin it a bit. But I'm gonna be honest, I don't think you come to me for long fics. Btw if you see the pictures under each other and not next on pc, I am sorry, tumbler is tripping a bit. Word count: 1k Song: In My Dreams - Red Velvet



Slytherins were a proud house. Sometimes, they are too proud for their own good. But itâs not like somebody is going to tell them otherwise, and let's be honest, they are not going to listen to Rawenclar of Hufflepuff, and certainly not Grifindoor. Draco was aware of his pride and was proud of this too. There was just one person who would humble him any chance they got.
Sitting across him in the common room was a girl he despised. She was getting on his nerves just the way she smiled. She shared the same circle of high-up Slytherins as him, so he couldn't get rid of her. he tried once, but was shot down by the whole group. Sure, was he in another house, his friends might have said he had a crush on the girl. but he is a proud Slytherin, so he will never admit that out loud. Athou if you were to ask Matteo, he sure has a video of Draco crying hysterically over his crush.
it was only a short time before everyone returned to their own bedrooms. Draco stayed behind, finding himself nauseous when getting up. He was sitting there, nursing a small glass of water and staring at nothing with a blank expression. he could feel the sofa dip next to him but he could not be bothered. Itâs when he feels a tap on his shoulder that he lifts his head.
There she sat next to him, flashing her pearly whites at him as if she wanted to blind him. His own smile crept on his face as he looked at her. God, he was whipped. She didn't say anything and Draco couldn't figure out if he was hallucinating. He didnât want her to disappear. The girl let out a sigh.
âWhat are you doing here? Itâs late. Why donât you go to bed?â she says, looking all over his face for any sigh of exhaustion, or worse, some kind of mischievous spell. Draco did not answer. Instead, he rested his head on the back of the sofa, looking at the ceiling. The girl didnât say anything like she was expecting him to be a moody teenager.
He could feel her take his class and place it on the table in front of them. He could smell her perfume every time she moved and it drove him crazy. She made herself comfortable. Arms resting on the back of the sofa looking at him, her legs thrown over his lap. Dracos put his hands on them without even thinking about it.
âCan I have a question? â She says. draco turns his his head so they are face to face.
âshootâ
âwhat are we?â
âunshootâ a gentle laugh leaves her as he answers.
Silence falls upon them. To others, it might have been awkward, but to them, it felt comforting. If Draco had to put any labels on them, he would write giant â simp â in a red marker on his face. She would be a goddess, of course. He turns to her again. She's looking at him with eyes full of curiosity.
âYa know,â he starts, âI don't think I've ever told you this. But youâre lowkey pretty.â âLowkey?â
âYea okay, highkey.â Be blurs out. She again laughs. A sound that Draco swore he would hear at the pearly gates one day.
âWell, I'm glad you think Iâm pretty. I would be pretty bumped if my crush thought I'm ugly.â She says. draco just hums, not really paying attention to her words. His eyes keep jumping between her eyes and lips. The girl just sighs again.
âCome one big guy, let's get you to bed.â She makes a move to get up but Draco is not letting her move. A brilliant idea came to his mind and he felt like he was going to die if he did not execute it right at this moment. He moved her close to his, as much as he could. One hand sneaked around her waist and the other around her neck. He leaned in so close that he could feel her breath on her face. Even up close he found her so pretty, it almost made him cry. She was looking at him. Watching him studying her as if he was trying to engrave her face in his memory. She wanted him to move, she wanted him to close the gap between them, but alas he wouldn't move. Seemingly in his own world, with no way in.
So she did it for him. Only for a split second, Draco felt her lips on his. He was left chasing after her when she moved away. A small whine left him as well. He stayed there looking at her, a pout forming on his lips as if she had just stolen his last piece of candy.
âYa know, I lowkey like you,â he says, very proud of his confession. His brain drifted away again as he locked his eyes on her lips once more.
â I like you too, dummy.â She says back, playing with his hair softly. draco let out a hum as that was the only thing he needed to hear before locking their lips again. He leaned her back so she lay flat on the sofa. He separated them for a second.
âYou know, this is not just a drunken confession. I don't do those.â He says and goes to kiss her again. She stops him with her hand on his chest. A wide smile on her face melted Draco's heart away.
âYou meant like that one time you told me about how you slipped naked in the perfect bathroom and slid from one end to the other on your butt?â
âI told you that in confidence!â He whines and hides his face in her neck. She can only laugh.

#draco malfoy#draco malfoy x reader#draco malfoy x you#draco malfoy/reader#draco malfoy/you#harry potter#slytherin boys#draco malfoy x y/n#draco imagine#draco x reader#slytherin boys imagine#slytherin boys headcanons#slytherin group#slytherin boys x reader#slytherin#hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry#slytherin x reader#slytherin boys x you#fanfic#fanfiction#draco x you#draco malfoy fanfiction#harry potter fanfiction#draco fanfic#draco fic#draco x y/n#draco fanfiction#draco malfoy x female reader#draco malfoy x fem!reader#slytherin reader
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Charbroiled Basilisk
âRun that by me one more time,â Cleo said, rubbing their temples, âYouâŚwhat?â
âWe accidentally made an AI.â Mumbo said sheepishly, âAnd it says itâs made copies of all of you, besides me and Doc, and is torturing all your copies in the worst ways imaginable. For um. Eternity?âÂ
Cleo stared at the box Mumbo was talking about. It was a rectangular PC case with a monitor perched on top, a monitor that was showing a pair of angry red eyes. The eyes looked between Mumbo, and Doc, and then back to her.Â
The box, Cleo noted, was plugged into the wall.Â
âUh,â Jevin said, tilting his head with a slosh, âSo like, far be it from me to tell you guys how to do your jobs. But like, why? Why did you make a machine that did that?âÂ
âWe didnât!â Doc threw his hands up, âWe made the AI to help us design things. I just- we wanted a redstone helper.â
âAnd then it got really smart really quickly.â Mumbo said awkwardly, twiddling his moustache nervously, âIt says itâs perfectly benevolent and only wants to help!â
âUh-huh.â Cleo said, ââBenevolentâ, is it?âÂ
âWell, yeah. Itâs been spitting out designs for new farms I couldnât even imagine.â Mumbo said, pointing at the machine. The evil red eyes faded away, and it suddenly showed an image of a farm of some kind, rotating in place. It was spitting out a constant stream of XP onto a waiting player, who looked very happy.Â
A nearby printer started to grind and wheeze, Cleoâs eyes following a cable plugged into the box all the way to the emerging paper. Doc fished out the printout, and hummed consideringly.Â
âInteresting. Never considered a guardian-based approach to one of theseâŚâ
âDoc.â Cleo said, âWhat was that about this thing torturing copies of us for all eternity?â
 âOh, uh, that,â Doc said, âUm. The machine says itâs benevolent and only wants whatâs best for us, which is why itâs decided that your copies need to suffer an eternity of torment. For um. Not helping in its creation, and slowing down the time it took for this thing to exist?âÂ
Cleo stared at the box.Â
â...So, thereâs a fragment of me swirling around in there in abject agony?â Cleo mused, and Jevin hissed some gas out of a hole in his slime in exasperation.Â
âLike, Iâm no philosopher,â Jevin said, âBut that doesnât sound particularly âbenevolentâ to me. Like, my idea of a benevolent helper-guy isâŚhonestly, probably Joe. Helps with no thought of reward and doesnât, uh, want to send me into the freaking torment nexus? Why would something benevolent want to send us to super-hell? I didnât do anything wrong!â
âFair point. I knew you were making this stupid thing, but. This is just dumb.â Cleo groaned.Â
âMan, I need a drink,â Jevin said, pulling a bottle of motor oil out of his inventory and popping the top. Jevin shoved the bottle into the slime of his other hand and let the viscous yellow fluid pour into his slime, slowly turning green as it met with the blue.Â
âYeah, Iâll second that. SoâŚto recap, you two decided to build a thing. The thing declared it was a benevolent helper to playerkind, then immediately decided it was also going to moonlight as the new Satan of our own personal digital Hell? Have I got all that correct?â Cleo sighed, and Mumbo and Doc nodded sheepishly.Â
âCool. I mean, not cool, but. Cool.â Jevin sighed.Â
âNow, hold on,â Cleo said, âbecause. How do we know your magic evil box is even telling the truth?âÂ
âUhâŚbecause it told us so?â Mumbo offered weakly.Â
âYeah, but⌠Hang on.â Cleo sighed, tapping a message into their comm.Â
<ZombieCleo> Cub, how much data storage would it take to store and render a single playerâs brain or brain equivalent?
<cubfan135> probably like a petabyte or more
<cubfan135> why
<ZombieCleo> donât ask
<cubfan135> i seeÂ
<cubfan135> what did doc do this time?
<ZombieCleo> You donât want to know.
âSo, letâs say itâs a petabyte per player,â Cleo mused, looking up from their comm, âSo thatâsâŚtwenty-six petabytes to render all of us, minus you two, of course.âÂ
The red eyes were staring at her angrily.Â
âDid you guys give your evil box twenty-six petabytes of data storage, by chance?âÂ
âUm, no? I donât think so, anywayâŚâ Mumbo said awkwardly, scratching his head.Â
âSo, odds are, if this thing IS being truthful, then all itâs torturing are a bunch of sock puppet hermits.â Cleo said, gesturing at the computer, âIt doesnât have the data storage, let alone processing power.â
âIf that,â Jevin countered, âthat thingâs probably got, what, ten terabytes? Optimistically? Dude, itâs probably just sticking pins in a jello cube instead of actually torturing, you know, me.âÂ
 âAnd another thing!â Cleo said, âEven assuming you DID give your stupid box enough data storage for all of us, how the hell did it get our player data to start with?âÂ
âYeah!â Jevin countered, âIt would have had to either get us to submit to a brain scan- which, why would you ever do that if itâs gonna use the scan to torture you? Or like, since I donât have a brain, find some way to steal our player data. And I feel like Hypno or X or someone would have noticed?âÂ
âUhâŚâ Doc scratched his head, âI donât know.âÂ
âYou reckon itâs lying, mate?â Mumbo asked, and Doc nodded.Â
âProbably yeah. SoâŚWe can justâŚignore it?âÂ
âOh no,â Cleo said, shaking their head, âWeâre not ignoring anything.âÂ
âWeâre not?â Mumbo asked.Â
âNope!â Cleo said, âWeâre not ignoring a damn thing. BecauseâŚâÂ
She and Jevin locked eyes.Â
â-Because if thereâs even the SLIGHTEST CHANCE that this thingâs locked me and you in a phone booth together for like, three days, thenâŚwell. Then it pays.â Jevin nodded with a slop of slime.Â
Cleo marched over and grabbed the plug, yanking it out of the wall. The screen momentarily showed a bright red ! and then flashed to a dead black. She picked up the whole unit and walked over to Jevin, whoâd punched a one-block hole in the floor and filled it with lava.Â
Cleo threw the computer inside, and all four hermits watched as it fizzled away to nothing.Â
âAnd that,â Cleo said, âis how you roast a basilisk.â
#magnetar writes#Hermitcraft fic#Mumbo Jumbo#Docm77#ZombieCleo#iJevin#Parody#this was written at 1 AM last night so this may be a little ???
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⯠Things He Once Did That Made You Question Your Relationship

pairing ⎠multi bluelock x gn!reader   â˘
syn ⎠crack & fluff , short scenarios inspired by an old fic that i read 2-3 yrs ago , not proofread     ËËË
Chigiri Hyoma â˘
- Grabbed your cheek and tugged onto you out of nowhere (because you looked so cute). You looked at him in confusion, then he slapped you so hard as he realized what he was doing. He apologized and caressed you afterwards so it's okay! His palm left a red mark on your face; everyone at school questioned why you looked so flushed that day (your response: "I saw my boyfriend today", making Chigiri violently blush as he eavesdropped).
- You tried giving him a quick kiss in public but then he quickly dodged your pecks. This kept going on for at least six minutes while at the park full of strangers that you didn't care for. He flustered away from your kisses, worried about the sudden PDA. Out of nowhere, he accidentally shoved his palm in your face and jammed your nose. He then fastened his way to you and immediately hugged you after. :)
Isagi Yoichi â˘
- One time, you walked on him shirtless and then he suddenly covered his chest with his palms. He seemed so focused that your presence startled him, making him screech and scream with hands covering his chest as if he had bonkers to flash. You were stunned to see his unusual reaction until he realized it was just you !
- You were standing on a stool to grab something from up above. Isagi was going to offer some help. Instead of lending a hand, he instinctively kicked the stool! You fell straight on your ass and saw a shocked face above you, as if he wasn't the one who did it. "Shit, I thought it was a ball!" he cried out, repeatedly saying sorry afterwards. It all happened so fast, it confused you.
Reo Mikage â˘
- Tooted and blamed it on you. Was gaslighting you about it for a whole five minutes which made you fight your demons to not pull out those purple locks of his. He brought it up to Nagi later on then started rambling about you.
- While walking down the school halls, he once thought you were Nagi on his right. Reo wasn't focusing, which went on to him headlock-hugging you. You muffled in his forearm and started choking as you butted his chest. With As Nagi was on the left, paying no attention, Reo immediately let go of his grip once he heard the sudden and random pleas below him. This causes you to fall forward--poor you. He immediately apologizes and helps you up though . . . took him long enough.
Nagi Seishiro â˘
- Had horrible chapped lips once while playing games. When he was on his pc for hours, you strolled around his room and came to him for a kiss. You swore crusty lip-flakes got stuck between your teeth after that rusty ass smooch that felt like concrete. You then begged him to sip on water and apply six thick sticks of chapstick.
- You finally beat Nagi in a game that he pushed you to play with him. He didn't speak to you for an hour and he quietly blocked you on roblox after you kept begging him to keep playing. He obviously couldn't go on with his day without speaking to you, so he immediately unblocked and came his way to sleep on you--as if he didn't just have an a silent attitude.
Bachira Meguru â˘
- Was cuddling with you in his room. He began drifting off to sleep as you twiddled with his hair. Moments passed and he ripped out a loud ass fart that could've been heard from outside. He (somehow??) still kept snoozing. You were chained onto the bed and had to endure the deadly gas. At least he was cute as he slept! You could never throw him off, even if he sharted himself. <3
- Walked around his room butt booty naked like a stray gremlin. He knew you were coming over to hang out but didn't know you would be this early! You opened his door that revealed a full moon out. Bachira then promised himself to (maybe) lock his door after he showers, even though it was kinda funny to see your dumbfounded expression of seeing him casually roaming around naked.
Itoshi Rin â˘
- Picked you up and placed you on his shoulder because you were being annoyingly cute. But then accidentally dropped you on the floor, causing a loud thud and folks to look at the both of you lol. Rin was so secretly embarrassed and quietly blamed you for moving too much, which lowkey pissed you off. You forgave him though since he took great care of you after.
- Once had sweaty smelly armpits after practice (he forgot to put deodorant). He pulled you in for a hug but suddenly you jerked him away. Rin was confused to why you had such a face. He proceeded to shove you back into his shoulders and had the audacity say, "This is how harshly you treat me? Don't pull away from me." Inside you recoiled and scrunched your face.
Ikki Niko â˘
- One time after practice, he shook his hair beside you. You swore small flakey particles of dandruff immediately flew into your eyes. You didn't mention anything of it to him though, but you did snatch worthy shampoo from your house and gifted it to him the next night.
- You were cuddling and having a cute moment together. It was quiet and peaceful until you lifted up his bangs to kiss his forehead. He suddenly punched you off of him in reflex, making you stumble onto the floor. This poor guy stammered apologies and quickly brought you closer to him.
Aryu Jyubei â˘
- At certain moments, he (flashily) flips back that long hair of his. One day, you came up to him from behind but suddenly got whipped in the face by his strands. You fell back on your ass. He quickly picked you up and soothed you! He sometimes does it on purpose.
- There was one time where you bought yourself expensive shampoo and decided to use it the following night. The next day, Aryu took a fat ass whiff of your hair as you walked by. He literally grabbed your head from behind in instinct and swung you around to face him .
#blue lock x reader#blue lock#bluelock x reader#bluelock x you#blue lock x you#gn!reader#blue lock x gn reader#chigiri hyoma#chigiri hyoma x reader#isagi yoichi#isagi yoichi x reader#reo mikage#reo mikage x reader#nagi seishiro#nagi seishiro x reader#bachira meguru#bachira meguru x reader#itoshi rin#itoshi rin x reader#ikki niko#ikki niko x reader#aryu jyubei#aryu jyubei x reader
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so,, dnd au?

DND AU INDEED !!!! I'VE PUT THEM INTO DND !!!!!!!
This is an AU where all the characters are humans in the modern world and their DnD PC is the animal/creature counterpart. Yes I have human designs for all of them in mind no I haven't drawn it yet other than the Bishops yes I also have names for all of them as humans.
Shamura is the Game Master and Goat, Lamb and Yellow cat are the main players. The siblings do come in every now and then but their role in the campaign is different.
Story-wise, the campaign is a continuation of the campaign Shamura and their siblings had going on months prior before it ended. Shamura and their siblings' characters became powerful beings who can now have cults, religions or deals made in their name. Lamb, Goat and Yellow cat are little guys who either made deals with the Bishops or serve one of the Bishops/Crowns.
The Goat is a standard warlock, normal deal made with Shamura, no actual faith in either them or the Purple Crown. The Lamb was a follower of the Red Crown, and upon being resurrected by Narinder, made a deal with him and became a warlock, however their faith vasicllates between a simple deal or being a follower of Narinder as well as the Red Crown. And Yellow cat is a follower of the Green Crown so they are a Paladin but they do NOT gaf about Leshy tbh.
I have an atual story in mind it's like whatever I just prefer drawing everyone hanging out in this setting so you're not gonna hear about it. Anyways yay more funsies for me
Image 1: A drawing of the Goat from the video game Cult Of The Lamb. They are wearing a purple banner-like cloack with open sides, wide pants, and three bells around their neck. They have armored shoulder pads, armor around their legs, and a large armored gauntlet which has a purple eye design on it. Next to them is a rougher drawing of the design, and written "Barbarian, Warlock".
Image 2: A drawing of the Lamb from the video game Cult Of The Lamb. They are wearing a red cloack over a white and darker red dress, as well as golden jewelry around their neck and waist, a golden bell, and golden laurel leaves. Their hood is long and ends with a bell and tassels. Next to them is a rougher drawing of the design, with golden wings on the cloack. There is written "Cleric, Warlock".
Image 3: A drawing of the Yellow cat from the video game Cult Of The Lamb. They are wearing wide blue pants, multiple layered green clothing, a white banner-like fleece with green motifs making an eye shape in the center, and a big green cloack. They also have a diamond-shaped copper bell around their neck, and orange markings on their fur. Next to them is a rougher drawing of the design, and writting saying "Rogue, Paladin."
#Deals & Devotion#itchyballstalk#itchyballsart#cotl#cotl au#cotl goat#cotl lamb#cotl yellow cat#Anii i'll make a google doc with the story and as the neighbourhood enabler you may get the priviledge of asking to see it#idk why i stop myself from actually talking about my AUs more than on a surface level#whimsy and fun and joy and adventure yay
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â§ ultimate bias â§



In which y/n is a big fan of Sakura (ft. aespa!y/n)
[y/n confessing her love for Sakura during an interview]
âso, y/n who is your celebrity crush?â the radio host in front of her asked.Â
hearing the question, the rest of her members looked at each other, sharing a knowing glance. âhuh, well⌠I think some of the fans may noticed it based on my phone wallpaper, but my celebrity crush is sakura from le sserafim.â y/n admitted shyly, lightly scratching the back of her head.
âI actually became her fans during pd 48 and have been her fans ever since. You donât know how happy I was when I heard that she will debut again into a new girl group after the disbandment. I cried so hard after watching the intro videos,â y/n confessed.Â
karina laughed after hearing her comments, âyeah, you wouldnât believe how crazy she is for sakura. she collected albums and merch, basically a hardcore fanâ.
âno, but do you guys remember how she sneaked out of the dorm during our free time to attend izone fansign? It was legendary. She talked our ears off about sakura that dayâ giselle added, groaning at the memories.Â
the host and members laughed hearing the remarks.Â
âwell, I mean, who could blame me, she was perfect. a literal angel.â y/n tried to defend herself. âhopefully I will be able to go to her fansign againâ y/n sighed happily at the thought.Â
âyou heard it guys, you need to steal y/n heart from sakuraâ the host joked.
[y/nâs room tour during her vlog]
âhi guys, today I will be showing you my roomâ y/n waved at the camera, standing outside her bedroom door.Â
âso, here is the entrance. this is a custom-made sign that I bought on the internet and essentials to keep my sanity,â y/n gestured to a red sign that read âyoo jimin do not enter unless permittedâ in the middle of the door.
opening the door, y/n waved her hand excitedly for the camera, âwelcome to my sanctuary.â
âfirst thing first, this is my closet, itâs a little messy since weâve been busy these past few weeks, but its usually not this bad, I promise!â y/n said seriously, raising her pinky finger up.
âhere is my desk, with my gaming setup. Iâve been playing valorant and lol whenever Iâm free. over there is my keyboard and guitar wall. the black guitar is a gift from jimin unnie and the white one is from taeyeon unnie. this is actually my first guitar that I bought with my moneyâ y/n showed everything before raising a red fender Stratocaster, showing it proudly.Â
âmoving on, this side is the bed. it looks comfy right?â y/n shoot the bed before raising the camera upwards, showing the hanging shelf, filled with albums, mainly her senior and izone albums. âand here is my album collection. most of these are gifts from sunbaenim during promotion and the only albums that I bought myself are the izones oneâ y/n smiled proudly at the camera.Â
âlook, this one is signed by all membersâ she showed the bloom*iz album. âSakura was so pretty during this era,â
âand this is my photocards collectionâ y/n opened a photo album. âitâs mostly Sakura but I have other people too. this one is my favorite,â y/n raised sakura perfect night pc, âshe look so cute with the glasses right?  oh!  I also want to flex a little, are you curious? this is not sakura, but I really like itâ y/n show off a chaewon photocard. â I think this is one of the rare photocard and are sold very expensive, so iâm really happy that i have it. also, chaewon-ssi looks so pretty here"
âso, thatâs all for my vlog. thank you for watching the video. I love you MYâs, byeeâ y/n blowed a kiss at the camera before the vlog ended.Â
[karinanana]: y/n is literally one of us
[y/n_wife]: I never expect that I will finally see an idol that collect photocards
[fimmily222]: y/n is the biggest sakura stan. we have an idol piona!!
[amboya.amboya]: I know the rest of her members are tired hearing her fangirling over sakura. look how much she rambled about her throughout the vlog.Â
[thirstyfory/n]: the rare chaewon pc is killing me
[y/n showing her things during live]
âhi! Welcome to my weverse live!â y/n grins at the camera in front of her before reading the comments on her phone.Â
âunnie, what items has you bought recently?â y/n read out loud. she scratched her chin before standing up abruptly, âwait a moment guys, let me pick some stuff upâ she apologized, moving out of the frame, towards her bedroom. after 5 minutes she came back, holding a bunch of stuff on her arms.
âsorry for the wait but Iâm back! let me review all the things that I bought recentlyâÂ
âfirst thing! its a t shirtâ y/n raised a white t shirt, âitâs very cute right? i bought it in Japan during one of our schedulesâ
âthis hoodie is also bought in Japanâ y/n raised a black chrome hearts hoodie, ânow I have a matching hoodie with Sakuraâ she blushed slightly at the thought.
remembering that its live, she tried to change the subject, quickly picking up the next item which is a headphone accessory. âoh, I bought it because it look cool, like, why does sakura always wear the coolest stuffâ y/n whined at the camera. âsheâs just so perfectâ
âand the last thing is thisâ y/n raised a big basket filled with knitting yarn and needles. âIâve noticed that sakura has been knitting a lot recently and I want to also try it. maybe trying to give her a handmade beanie if i succeed laterâ
âthis is the first thing that I makeâ y/n picked up what looks like a knitted leaf. âitâs for headphones, but I think I screwed it to the point its unrecognizable, itâs way too crooked and ugly. minjeong teased me the other day saying that a year old could do it better than meâ y/n pouted, remembering the teasing that she has to endure from her members that day.
âletâs move from my bad knitting projectsâŚâ
#sakura x reader#miyawaki sakura#le sserafim x reader#kpop x reader#miyawaki sakura x reader#le sserafim sakura#kpop imagines#girl group imagines
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DISINFECT YOUR LOVE Chris x Reader w/ braces
minor injury, fluff, tap water (OH NO)
âMmhâŚâ Chris groan into your mouth, his lips attached to yours like glue in the dimness of the his room, only illuminated by his computer screen that displayed Fortnite. All the blinds were shut and his door was closed. The low buzz of his PC played in the background as his hands clawed at you hips, grabbing and kneading the skin beneath your shorts.
Your fingers made a mess of his brown curls, pulling his head closer and closer to you, despite the profound lack of distance between the two of you. Your body was pressed up against the cream sheets of his bed, Chris kneeled between your thighs, hovering over you so the warmth of his chest acted as a force, trapping you beneath his weight. Your heartbeats aligned in a hastened synchrony.
His teeth gnawed at you bottom lip, pulling it downwards so his tongue could slip into your mouth. Your back lifted off the bed, your tits colliding with his front. Just as you began to play with the waistband of his sweats, Chris hissed into your mouth.
You pulled away from the kiss, balancing yourself on your elbows as he gritted his teeth, moving a fingers towards his gums. Your brows furrowed. âWhatâs up?â Your hand found his jaw, lightly caressing.
âShit baby, think your braces cut my gums.â You fully heaved yourself up to sit across from him. Your thumb pulled his lower lip down so you could take a look. To nobodyâs surprise, you found a white tear with red liquid spreading over the pink base of his gums, tinting two or three teeth a pale red colour. âMâbad⌠Iâm so sorry.â You apologised quickly, grimacing at the extent of the injury.
Chris shook his head. âDont worry âbout it.â He got off the bed. You followed suit, leading him to the bathroom the clean up the bloody mess in his mouth.
The bathroom light is almost blinding when you turn it on. Both you and Chris squint once the room is illuminated. Turning on the tap, you fill up a cup with water and shake in some salt that you had to grab from the kitchen. You hand it to Chris who stands in front of the mirror examining his gums.
He drinks down some of the salty water, swivelling it around his mouth for a minute or so before spitting it back out. His face twists into a disgusted expression before he rinses his mouth out with some tap water. You rub his back. âShitâs nasty.â He glanced down at you.
âI know, but itâll clean that cut.â You assured him, getting on the tips of your toes to kiss his collarbone. He grins, swiftly picking you up and placing you down on the counter. You scream in shock but he covers your mouth. âShut up, itâs late.â
You nod, allowing him to remove his hand, positioning both on your waist. Your hands explored his bare torso before sneaking over his shoulders to draw circles on his shoulder blades. His head laid in the crook of your neck, inhaling deeply to take in your scent. Then he left a kiss on your warm skin. âI love you. And Iâm upset I had to disinfect your love.â
You chuckled, stroking the hollow parts of his back muscles. âIf it means that much, Iâll cut your gums again whenever you ask.â
Lil quick one for you guys. Had this idea for a while and I decided to put it into a small blurb. If you want more headcannons about this relationship then you know what to do. Hit up those requests. And keep posted by checking out my MASTERLIST.
- Šphone4pills
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Jackie is way more like Sun and Moon!!
If you haven´t watched sotm Spoiler ahead!!!
Sun + Moon = Jackie
Jackie is way too much like Sun and Moon. Jackie got it both, the Fun side and energy from Sun. They also got the twisted side of Moon. All of these 3 do not know anything of giving a person personal space. Standing in front of the player and talk very much.
The thing is if Sun and Moon would merge become 1 person they be exactly like Jackie talking. But in the Ruin DLC we didn´t see a Jackie,.. We see a very soft spoken Eclipse. This DLC Eclipse is nothing what Sun and Moon would look like.
The DLC Eclipse is like more Human like:
He is smart and have a `safty mode` on. Like why does he have this? Sun and Moon do not have a program for keeping children safe. Sun and moon are program to take care of children but Sun is way to much energy to keep the kids awake (Letting them not sleep and leaving the lights on. Which is not good for kids). Moon is effected with a virus and is only bad. So HOW does Eclipse just have a safty mode on and what can this safty mode all do?
There is something else, Eclipse seems to be more similar. I talking about F10-N4 program. A female program named Fiona:
This Fiona is made to be think that she is Edwin Murray´s Dead Wife, Fiona, but she is a machine. Made to protect David, be mother figure and be exactly what the real Fiona sound like. We also see her looking like the Avatar from a old Sun woman from the Moon.exe game. I call her Fiona 2, since she is the not Original Fiona.
So where are Fiona 2 and Eclipse similar? Firstly look the way how both look like. Fiona 2 can have 1 glowing red eye and so does Eclipse have 1 Eye which also glow red. Both side´s have ray´s
Fiona 2 have 3 ways how she could look like. She can be walking around and be like a endoskeleton, because she also Mimic 1. Then there is the old Sun avatar from Moon.exe game and then she is also a super PC, which look like a box with a bunch of monitor´s. So..... Fiona is like a shapeshifter. She can look like what she want to look like, if she want she could look like Eclipse too. But it´s not about similar look´s.
Fiona 2 is very kind, she is a Mother figure towards David (David is the child of Fiona and Edwin). She also in deaply in love with Edwin. Eclipse is kind and gentle and he is smart. Fiona 2 know how to reprogram games (or even to reprogram the Mimic 2) With other words, both are intelligent and both of them care a lot of Children. Eclipse care about seeing Cassie and run a safe mode on and Fiona 2 care more about David then about Edwin love (Which she said in one of the ending´s towards the player). Then there is even Edwin. He is very Smart too because he made Mimic and the other endoskeleton and more. Eclipse seems to know much, he mention Cassie can come back soon (Cause he is going to fix the Daycare up).
(Also Sun and Moon are just performer who been rebuild to be daycare caretaker. These 2 are not smart brain´s like Eclipse. They can´t even leave the daycare or can fix themself up. Been force to switch between Light´s on and off)
Then there is Eclipse who alive for a few sec and fix Sun and Moon the moment he wake´s up as if every human before who try to fix moon´s virus look like so stupid around him.
Let´s See Eclipse is able to fix Moon quickly, So who also can do this? Yes Fiona 2 also can also do the same. When she give the player a glich permission. The player can use his Faz-Wrench to reboot M2. Fiona 2 have a program to let M2 be fix in a sec.
..wait So Eclipse is More like Fiona 2 (Gasp Eclipse have a Mom??)? Jackie is more like Sun and Moon. So what happen to Jackie and how does Eclipse end up in the same body as with Sun and Moon?
I think, After the secret of the mimic game, fazbear entertainment took Jackie and Jackie was broken down. So nobody could use it, but the program could be reused! So,..
Someone could takeing Jackie Program split it in 2. Put the Jackie program in a Jester Sun and Moon look a like and we would have Sundrop and Moondrop.
Which if Jackie got change to be the Birthday Clown to a Jester Performer. Switching between the Light´s On and Off (Sun and Moon do not knowing of being a birthday clown and think themself as a performer duo). I think a leftover Jackie´s old program could effect Moon slowly. So the jackie virus could effect Moon. So moon use to be normal but glich sometimes to Jackie. After Moon lose themself to act similar like Jackie, Fazbear didn´t know what to do or what even is happening to Moon. (Also odd how in Help wanted 2 we also spot a JACK O MOON. Dang switching between Jack o sun. This Jack part is Jackie old code. i think who ever reprogram Sun and Moon did a terrible job. So Jackie is Moon´s bug.)
People trying to Fix Moon. They couldn´t so they shouse to ONLY use Sun. Made sure that the light´s stay on.
Now,.. Let´s say Eclipse is like Fiona 2. He also can move in other body´s and he show up 1 day to Fix Sun and Moon. He go in the program from Sun and Moon and was on his way to fix them. He also seem´s to be interessed in to get to know Sun and Moon while he could fix Moon quickly, i think he let himself a bit of time. Then Fazber just deside to get rit of Sun and Moon completly and try to reprogram Sun and Moon. Eclipse taking a nap. Sun and Moon been like reborn as like Performer/Caretaker. When Cassie reboot Sun and Moon. Eclipse come back and fix Moon. Moon is tired and sleep. Sun is also tired but come out of eclipse shortly to say thanks, and then he let Eclipse takeing charge.
Which I think Eclipse could leave Sun,Moon go in a endo or in whatever else body. Could fix Animatronic´s and be on his way to go where hell he come from.
If Eclipse is the kid and Fiona 2 is mother. They live in Edwin´s Mansion. Cause this is where Fiona 2 would be. Maybe Eclipse mission is search For Fiona 2. He don´t find her cause maybe she is MXES? Or she is alive, still waiting all years. Alright Eclipse is grounded forever.
Eclipse: eh, Mom i can explain-
Fiona 2: it´s 32 years and now you show up!!!?
Eclipse: yes!?
#moondrop#fnaf moon#fnaf#secret of the mimic#sotm#fnaf secret of the mimic#fnaf sotm#five nights at freddyâs secret of the mimic#five nights at freddyâs sotm#fnaf secret of the mimic spoilers#fnaf sotm spoilers#five nights at freddy's#fnaf Jackie#fnaf fiona sun#fnaf eclipse
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Kickstarting âThe Bezzleâ audiobook, sequel to Red Team Blues

I'm heading to Berlin! On January 29, I'll be delivering Transmediale's Marshall McLuhan Lecture, and on January 30, I'll be at Otherland Books (tickets are limited! They'll have exclusive early access to the English edition of The Bezzle and the German edition of Red Team Blues!).
I'm kickstarting the audiobook for The Bezzle, the sequel to last year's Red Team Blues, featuring Marty Hench, a hard-charging, two-fisted forensic accountant who spent 40 years in Silicon Valley, busting every finance scam hatched by tech bros' feverish imaginations:
http://thebezzle.org
Marty Hench is a great character to write. His career in high-tech scambusting starts in the early 1980s with the first PCs and stretches all the way to the cryptocurrency era, the most target-rich environment for scamhunting tech has ever seen. Hench is the Zelig of tech scams, and I'm having so much fun using him to probe the seamy underbelly of the tech economy.
Enter The Bezzle, which will be published by Tor Books and Head of Zeus on Feb 20: this adventure finds Marty in the company of Scott Warms, one of the many bright technologists whose great startup was bought and destroyed by Yahoo! (yes, they really used that asinine exclamation mark). Scott is shackled to the Punctuation Factory by golden handcuffs, and he's determined to get fired without cause, so he can collect his shares and move onto the next thing.
That's how Scott and Marty find themselves on Catalina island, the redoubt of the Wrigley family, where bison roam the hills, yachts bob in the habor and fast food is banned. Scott invites Marty on a series of luxury vacations on Catalina, which end abruptly when they discover â and implode â a hamburger-related Ponzi scheme run by a real-estate millionaire who is destroying the personal finances of the Island's working-class townies out of sheer sadism.
Scott's victory is bittersweet: sure, he blew up the Ponzi scheme, but he's also made powerful enemies â the kinds of enemies who can pull strings with the notoriously corrupt LA County Sheriff's Deputies who are the only law on Catalina, and after taking a pair of felony plea deals, Scott gets the message and never visits Catalina Island again.
That could have been the end of it, but California's three-strikes law â since rescinded â means that when Scott picks up one more felony conviction for some drugs discovered during a traffic stop, he's facing life in prison.
That's where The Bezzle really gets into gear.
At its core, The Bezzle is a novel about the "shitty technology adoption curve": the idea that our worst technological schemes are sanded smooth on the bodies of prisoners, mental patients, kids and refugees before they work their way up the privilege gradient and are inflicted on all of us:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/04/12/algorithmic-wage-discrimination/#fishers-of-men
America's prisons are vicious, brutal places, and technology has only made them worse. When Scott's prison swaps out in-person visits, the prison library, and phone calls for a "free" tablet that offers all these services as janky apps that cost ten times more than they would on the outside, the cruelty finds a business model.
Working inside and outside the prison Marty Hench and Scott Warms figure out the full nature of the scam that the captive audience of prisoners are involuntary beta-testers for, and they discover a sprawling web of real-estate fraud, tech scams, and offshore finance that is extracting fortunes from the hides of America's prisoners and their families. The criminals who run that kind of enterprise aren't shy about fighting for what they've got, and they're more than happy to cut some of LA County's notorious deputy gangs in for a cut in exchange for providing some kinetic support for the project.
The Bezzle is exactly the kind of book I was hoping I'd get to write when I kicked off the Hench series â one that decodes the scam economy, from music royalties to prison videoconferencing, real estate investment trusts to Big Four accounting firm bogus audits. It's both a fast-moving, two-fisted crime novel and a masterclass on how the rich and powerful get away with both literal and figurative murder.
It's getting a big push from both my publishers and I'll be touring western Canada and the US with it. The early reviews are spectacular. But despite all of this, I had to make my own audiobook for it, which I'm pre-selling on Kickstarter:
http://thebezzle.org
Why? Because Audible â Amazon's monopoly gatekeeper to the audiobook world, with more than 90% of the market â refuses to carry my work.
Audible uses Digital Rights Management to lock every audiobook they sell to their platform. Legally, only an Audible-authorized app can decrypt and play the audiobooks they sell you. Distributing a tool that removes Audible DRM is a felony under Section 1201 of the 1998 DMCA.
That means that if you break up with Audible â delete your Audible apps â you will lose your entire audiobook library. And the fact that you're Audible's hostage makes the writers you love into their hostages, too. Writers understand that if they leave the Audible platform, their audience will have to choose between following them, or losing all their audiobooks.
That's how Audible gets away with abusing its performers and writers, up to and including the $100m Audiblegate wage-theft scandal:
https://www.audiblegate.com/
Audible can steal $100m from its writersâŚand the writers still continue to sell on the platform, because leaving will cost them their audience.
This is canonical enshittification: lock in users, then screw suppliers. Lots of companies abuse DRM to do this, but none can hold a candle to Amazon, who understand that the DMCA is a copyright law that protects corporations at the expense of creators.
Under DMCA 1201 commercial distribution of a "circumvention device" carries a five-year prison sentence and a $500,000 fine. That means that if I write a book, pay to have it recorded, and then sell it to you through Audible, I am criminally prohibited from giving you the tool to take it from Audible to another platform. Even though I hold the copyright to that work, I would face a harsher sentence than you would if you simply pirated the audiobook from some darknet site. Not only that: if you shoplifted the audiobook in CD form, you'd get a lighter sentence than I, the copyright holder, would receive for giving you a tool to unlock it from Amazon's platform! Hell, if you hijacked the truck that delivered the CD, you'd get off lighter than I would. This is a scam straight out of a Marty Hench novel.
This is batshit. I won't allow it. My books are licensed on the condition that they must not be sold with DRM. Which means that Audible won't sell my books, which means that my publishers are thoroughly disinterested in paying thousands of dollars to produce audiobooks of my titles. A book that isn't sold in the one store than accounts for 90% of all sales is unlikely to do well.
That's where you come in. Since 2020, I've used Kickstarter to pre-sell five of my audiobooks (I wrote nine books during lockdown!). All told, I've raised over $750,000 (gross! but still!) on these crowdfunders. More than 20,000 backers have pitched in! The last two of these books â The Internet Con and The Lost Cause â were national bestsellers.
This isn't just a way for me to pay off a lot of bills and put away something for retirement â it's proof that readers care about supporting writers and don't want to be locked in by a giant monopolist that depends on its drivers pissing in bottles to make quota.
It's a powerful message about the desire for something better than Amazon. It's part of the current that is driving the FTC to haul Amazon into court for being a monopolist, and also part of the inspiration for other authors to try treating Amazon as damage and routing around it, with spectacular results:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/dragonsteel/surprise-four-secret-novels-by-brandon-sanderson
And I'm doing it again. Last December, I went into Skyboat Media's studios where Gabrielle De Cuir directed @wilwheaton, who reprised his role as Marty Hench for the audiobook of The Bezzle. It came out amazing:
https://archive.org/details/bezzle-sample
Now I'm pre-selling this audiobook, as well as the ebook and hardcover for The Bezzle. I'm also offering bundles with the ebook and audiobook for Red Team Blues (naturally these are all DRM-free). You can get your books signed and personalized and shipped anywhere in the world, courtesy of Book Soup, and I've partnered with Libro.fm to deliver DRM-free audiobooks with an app for people who don't want to mess around with sideloading.
I've also got some spendy options for high rollers. There's three chances to name a character in the next Hench novel (Picks and Shovels, Feb 2025). There's also five chances to commission a Hench short story about your favorite tech scam, and get credited when the story is published.
The Kickstarter runs for the next three weeks, which should give me time to get the hardcopy books signed and shipped to arrive around the on-sale date. What's more, I've finally worked out all the post-Brexit kinks with shipping my UK publisher's books to EU backers. I'm working with Otherland Books to fulfill those EU orders, and it looks like I'm going to be able to sign a giant stack of those when I'm in Berlin later this month to give the annual Marshall McLuhan lecture at the Canadian embassy:
https://transmediale.de/en/2024/event/mcluhan-2024
Red Team Blues and its sequels are some of the most fun â and informative â work I've done in my quarter-century career. I love how they blend technical explanations of the scam economy with high-intensity technothrillers. That's the the same mix as my bestselling YA series Little Brother series â but these are firmly adult novels.
The Bezzle came out great. I hope you'll give it a try â and that you'll come out to see me in late February when I hit the road with the book! Here's that Kickstarter link again:
http://thebezzle.org
If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/01/10/the-bezzle/#marty-hench
#pluralistic#kickstarter#audible#the bezzle#bezzles#prison tech#disciplinary technology#crowdfunding#wilw#wil wheaton#audiobooks#publishing#science fiction#marty hench#martin hench#red team blues#shitty technology adoption curve#reits
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SUBSCRIBER BENEFITS
PAIRING: camboy!sunghoon Ă fem!reader
GENRE/CW: smut, unprotected sex, excessive usage of nicknames, spanking, fingering, orgasm denial, overstimulation, breeding, slight bondage, mentions of obsession, just smut overall.
WC: 2865 words
SYNOPSIS: sunghoon is the prettiest boy you had ever laid your eyes on and youâd do anything to have him all to (in) yourself.
WARNING: 18+ content, minors dni
A/N: hihi, angels! I'm back with another fic! itâs just a really messy thought iâve tried to put into words! i hope y'all will enjoy this! :3 all likes, comments, reblogs and feedbacks are highly appreciated! it keeps me motivated! iloveyou all <33
Heâs beautiful. Soft pink lips which stretched into the sweetest smile a man could provide you with. Sweet nectar dripped from his honey brown eyes. His supple skin resembling porcelain as you watch the man show off his abs on the monitor of your PC screen, the lights being that of dim red colour, only accentuating his muscles, which flexed with apiece movement of him.Â
It was Park Sunghoonâyour favourite and the only camboy that piqued your interest. He was truly a work of art, displaying his perfectly sculpted body for everyone to see.Â
As for you, youâre the textbook definition of a spoiled rich girl who paid Sunghoon more than anyone in their sane mind would in just a single livestream, which didnât even provide you with a visual of anything other than his face and torso.Â
Despite him stroking his cock smugly, he made sure to hide it from the view of the camera, which drove you insane to the point you were ready to throw all your money his way, becoming his top subscriber. Â
A moan left your lips, hearing him breathe out filthy words which were always effective in getting you off, the phallic shoved deep in your cunt only being a help to you. Sending him another big tip in hopes of him acknowledging you, you waited to see him smirk at the notification, not caring about the other comments flooding through his window.Â
âThatâs a generous sum youâve sent me, kitten,â he chuckled, the nickname making your pussy flutter, âno requests from your side, darling?â He asked, smirking subtle enough for it to look attractive.Â
Thatâs what you oh so obsessively wantâhis attention on you.Â
So you type out as fast as you can.Â
yourkittenxo69: a private session with you, thatâs what i wantÂ
Your request was bold, almost being perceived as a demand, which only intrigued him.Â
Sunghoon never did private shows, or gave attention to any particular person in his lives. Despite it all, he was the most popular camboy on the site, surpassing everyone by just showing them his body, paired with his dirty talk. You hated how everyone wanted him, especially when you wanted him all to yourself.Â
He licked his bottom lip while reading your comment, âSorry, kitten. I donât do private shows.â
yourkittenxo69: Iâll pay you
You typed out with a smirk, gasping when the dildo in you started vibrating just how you liked it, then you proceeded to type out the amount of money you were willing to pay.Â
To some, it would take years to earn that amount of money but to you, it was your monthly pocket money, which you didnât bother spending on Sunghoon.Â
Naturally, the shock was evident on his face because no one in their right mind would offer someone such a huge sum for a private show. It almost felt like free money to Hoon, and so he smiled, tongue tracing his fang-like canines.
âYou got yourself a deal, kitten.â

It was the first time youâd seen Sunghoon covered up, clad in white button up with the top three buttons left open. With his hair parted to the side, you could get a clear view of his face, but your eyes were focused on his arms, courtesy of him rolling up the sleeves.Â
Given that you couldnât show him your face, you resorted to typing out fast, yet you put efforts into wearing the newest addition to your lingerie set even though it wouldnât be visible to him.Â
âYou have me all to yourself now,â he spoke up, tone cocky with how much you wanted his attention.Â
yourkittenxo69: and thatâs how it should be. Undress for me pretty boyÂ
He scoffed out a laugh, knowing exactly that he needs to cater to your wishes, âas your wish, kitten,â he whispered.Â
Your attention was immediately captured by his slender fingers, which took their time to unbutton the shirt, providing you with the clear view of his torso, leaving him in nothing but his pants.Â
The wetness in between your legs growing per second as you pleasured yourself alongside, eyes fixated on the screen.Â
yourkittenxo69: your pants come off next
He grinned, âwhy? Wanna see how big my cock is?â He clicked his tongue, âwhatâs the point, baby? When you canât even touch me from there,â his smirk was wide.Â
His voice was condenscending, as if he couldnât miss a single chance to mock you, which only fucked with your mind to an even greater extent.Â
yourkittenxo69: just do as i say, youâre getting paid for it
A laugh escaped his lips as his fingers filled with the button on his jeans, opening it and sliding out of his jeans in an agonizingly slow manner, leaving him with his boxers and big imprint of his cock, a strangled moan leaving your mouth at the sight.Â
âLike it, kitten?â He raised his brows, self aware of the effect his body had on people.Â
You had to resort to using your vibrator for a release, but more than that, you wanted to meet Sunghoon in the flesh, to have his cock buried inside your leaking cunt.Â
Sunghoon, on the other hand, was intrigued, his own mind forcing him to break rules for you. Why? Because he wanted to fuck some sense into your spoiled mind. Maybe, just maybe if you rile him enough, youâll get exactly what youâre aiming for.Â
yourkittenxo69: won't show me whatâs hidden under your boxers now, pretty boy?Â
âWhy? Do you wanna be fucked dumb with it? Is that what you want, kitten?â He pressed, getting closer to the screen, making your heart beat out of your chest with anticipation, but you werenât the one to give up, pushing his buttons would be the key to your success.Â
His jaw clenched with each comment you posted, fists forming out of anger.Â
yourkittenxo69: yeah, wonât you fuck me dumb?
yourkittenxo69: are you scared to show the world your teeny tiny lil cock? Is that why you keep it in?
yourkittenxo69: forget the distance, you canât even make me cum by fucking meÂ
His voice was scary low as he scoffed, âgetting ahead of ourselves now? Oh, kitten, give me your address if you dare instead of sitting behind a scene. Iâll see how you walk when Iâm done with you,â he challenged, his slutry tone making you clench around your toy.Â
That was your plan from the start, however you never expected him to give in this quickly, given that he wasnât the one to make exceptions, yet he broke all the rules for you.Â
With a blend of confidence and unadulterated need to have him, you swiftly typed out your address, making his lips turn into a seductive grin.Â
âSee you tomorrow then, kitten.â

He wasnât sure if it was curiosity or his need to tame your brat ass which led him your way, money was only an addition to it. He spent an unconventional amount of time pondering upon the hasty choices he had made.Â
He had a total of three things he knew about you, first being the fact that you were an adult, second that you were a female, and thirdâyour address.Â
Not to mention you were wealthy, his subconscious reminded him.Â
It was risky, going to a strangerâs place, or in your case, a whole penthouse, yet he wanted to see the person behind the user yourkittexo69 and fuck some sense into her, even though he admit how it certainly would be better if youâd be as appealing to him as you sound bratty in general.Â
Thatâs exactly how he found himself in front of your door, dressed in black button up and pants paired with a few chains and rings which completed his look.Â
âFuck it.â He rang the bell, waiting for the door to be opened by you, however he was greeted by a woman in what seemed to be working uniforms and hair tied up in a bun.Â
âWelcome, sir. Sheâs been expecting you, please head up the stairs,â she acknowledged his presence, getting out of the house as you had ordered her to, for privacy's sake.Â
Sunghoon thanked the women, eyes wandering around the fully decorated place of yours, each corner screaming wealth and money.Â
Walking up the stairs, he noticed the big chandelier and a series of paintings lined up right before he reached your room, knocking on the big wooden door twice.
âCome in,â your voice came out muffled due to the thick door, but understandable nevertheless.Â
Biting his bottom lip, he got inside your room and finally took you in for the first timeâhis eyes eyebrows raising in the process, a cocky expression taking over his face.Â
The reason? It was you. The skimpy white lingerie set you wore didnât leave much to the imagination, adding to that, you had done justice to your username by wearing a collar and cat ears just for the pretty boy in front of you, him noticing the tail only ignited the need to destroy your cunt even further.Â
Your lips curled up into a sly smile, âdidnât think youâd actually come here, Park Sunghoon,â you mused, seeing him walk straight towards your bed, where you were spread out for him, âguess you really wanna fuck me.â
He didnât speak a word, getting rid of his shirt as he proceeded to unbutton it. Just the action shut you up, no sign of humour on his face. Despite the spontaneity of this situation, it felt as if the pace was perfect, your desire colliding with reality for once.Â
Your heart was pounding in your chest, finally witnessing him in front of you.
The night held a distinct allure to it, especially when the candles that you had lit spread the aroma which only aroused you further, making you gulp your nervousness down.Â
He climbed up the bed, your breath hitching with how he stopped when he was right above you, his nose touching yours as he finally chuckled, âsuch a pretty face with that bratty mouth, yeah?âÂ
You yelped when he held your wrists above your head, a whimper leaving your mouth as he tied your wrists up with his shirt, âdidnât know you were into this,â you giggled.Â
In an instant, his fingers were gripping your chin, âdid I give you permission to talk?â His condenscending voice sent a shiver down your spine and you felt enthralled for a second before chuckling in his hold.Â
âSince when do I need your permissionââ
The next second, his slender fingers were wrapped around your neck, applying just enough pressure to put his point forward.Â
âYouâre not allowed to fucking talk unless I ask you to,â he seethed out, not missing the excitement in your eyes, âis that clear?âÂ
You looked at him with hooded eyes, a slutry expression taking over your face, âyes, daddy.â
He chuckled, stroking your hair and reaching to play with your cat ears, âyâknow what, kitten?â He rasped, scanning your features, âyou should be punished for being such a bratty kitten.â
You squealed when he roughly switched up the positions so that you were bent over his lap with his hand groping your ass, the air around you thickening.Â
Driven by a primal longing, Sunghoon didnât wait before he started spanking your ass, âcount,â he ordered, âthis oneâs for being a brat.â
âFuck! One,â you hissed out, biting your lips to conceal a moan.Â
Another slap, âthis oneâs for talking back.â
A string of curses left your lips, âtâtwo!â
The slap resonated in the room, âfor cursing.â
You whimpered, pressing your thighs together when he continued his ministrations, starting from one whenever you messed up, finally soothing his large hands over your ass.Â
âFucked out already? Oh, baby, Iâm just getting started,â he said, sliding his fingers down to meet your soaked panties, he clicked his tongue, âwe donât need this,â he whispered.Â
âSunghoonââ
âShh.â He ripped your panties into two, making your eyes go wide, âthatâs not what you call me, kitten,â he rasped, pushing his two fingers into your cunt, the wetness allowing him to slide in easily.Â
Your head felt dizzy, especially when you couldnât move your hands or say anything that would make sense. No oneâs ever been this way with youâdemanding and in control, and he was simply fucking you with his fingers.Â
Yet, you didnât want to back down now, âis that the best you can do, daddy?â You mocked him just when you felt your high nearing in hopes of him speeding up.Â
It resulted in him sliding his fingers out of your pussy much to your dismay, earning a pathetic whine out of you. He easily turned you around, getting on top of you, your body shivering with anticipation as he bent down, his nose caressing your ear as he whispered, âIâd give you my best but bad kittens donât deserve shit.â
His fingers moved even slower, brushing against your clit in an agonizingly slow pace, âtell me, doll face, do you deserve to be fucked?âÂ
âYâyes, please! Iâll be good,â you cried out, squirming and bothered at the orgasm denial.Â
âDoesnât sound very convincing to me, I guess the kitten doesnât want it after all,â he chuckled, knowing that you had given up, especially when he pushed you that deep into your sub space, his thumb rubbing featherlight circles on your cunt.Â
âPâplease, daddy! I swear Iâoh fuck! I wonât act up anymore, Iâll listen to you, please justâjust fuck me!â You whined.Â
âWasnât so hard, was it?â He pulled you closer by your collar, ânow, be good and take it all like a good kitten.â
You were too fucked out to notice him getting out of his pants, not once getting a look at his cock. He deliberately prolonged his actions to torment you, just when you were reaching your high with his fingers again, but that wasnât something heâd allow.Â
He was swift to remove his fingers from your cunt, his movements deliberate when he positioned himself in front of your pussy, thrusting it all in one go.Â
The sensation was quite literally exquisite, as if your whole body felt how big he was, lewd voices leaving your lips, eyes rolling back, your toes curling and back arching.Â
âDaddyâso, so big,â you mumbled mindlessly as he focused on snapping his hips even faster, giving you no time to adjust to his length when he bottomed out, hitting your g-spot seamlessly.
âYeah? Too big for you, kitten? Thatâs not what you were saying the other day.â He held your wrists up, eyes focused on your tears of pleasure.Â
âIâwas so wrong, daddy, Iâm sorryââ his movements didnât give you a chance to speak.Â
Your vulnerable voice only fueled his desire, his movements intensifying when he bent down to suck on your clavicle, paying attention to your neglected tits by pinching them, rolling the nub between his fingers.Â
âWanna ruin you,â he groaned, âwill make sure you donât fucking walk,â with another thrust, you found yourself blacking out with how euphoric the feeling of falling apart on his cock was.Â
But he was far from done with you, not giving you a second to breathe as he striked harder with each thrust of his, making you squirm and scream, your mascara running down your cheeks with your tears and your whole body felt as if it was on fire.Â
He filled you up with his cum, stuffing you full and yet again, he wasnât done with you.Â
He tapped on your cheek twice, making you look at him, âswallow,â he whispered, spitting into your mouth and observing it going down your tongue before you gulped it all.Â
âGood girl,â he praised, when you reached your high for the second time, your cum turning into a creamy mix inside you.Â
You felt overstimulated, yet he didnât stop.Â
âLook at me, kitten,â he said, holding your chin and you were desperate to convey your impending orgasm again.Â
You looked his way with dark eyes, almost falling shut when he smashed his lips onto yours, messing up your lipstick, his thumb rubbing your clit again leaving you breathless and dishevelled, panting with need.Â
You realized how true he was to his words, you knew you wonât be able to walk anymore, or stand up for that matter.Â
With a mixture of ecstasy and anticipating urgency, your hips met his, your stomach tightening when you finally erupted in a cry, consumed by the intensity of your climax and the feeling of him inside you.Â
With two seconds of silence, Sunghoon got up, hair messy and lipstick staining his smirking lips as he untied your wrists, âhave fun walking around now, kitten.âÂ
He was here to prove a point, nothing more, nothing less.Â
And when you tried to stand up, miserably falling down with a whine, he only chuckled, sending a wink your way before he dressed up and left.Â
What he didnât know was that it wasnât a punishment, only a push to your obsession with him, which grew even further.Â
It sure wonât be a one time thing with Park Sunghoon.Â

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