Sophia Loren and Marcello Mastroianni in The Priest’s Wife, 1971
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Linda: We figured out what was wrong with the priest.
Dick, nervous: W-What was wrong?
Wally: When we tested his blood, it was laced with ketamine.
Dick, still nervous: Oh, h-how was it in his s-system?
Linda: Good question. *Turns to Jason* Care to comment?
Jason:
Jason: We tried to get Roy with it, but the priest hopped into our ruse of a game, and snatched it out of the air.
Wally, curious: What were you playing?
Linda: Better question, WHY WERE YOU TRYING TO DOSE ROY!?
Jason, shrugging: Comedy.
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Beloveds, I'm requesting prayers for my grandfather today. He has Alzheimer's and this past weekend his health has declined considerably. If you can, please keep him, my grandmother, and our whole family in your prayers.
He's served the church faithfully his whole life. All he ever wanted was to care for my grandmother as they grew old together. May God heal the heartbreak of this, and grant him peace in these last years, and perhaps even a little more time. I find comfort in knowing that even when he cannot place my face, he knows the words to the prayers we say together. God is with us when memory abandons us.
<3 Johanna
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@crystalmagpie447 I’ve never been so nervous to post somethi-
Marriage??? 😇😇🥺🥺🥺🥺
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U GUYS WILL NEVER ERVER VER UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE MY TERROR TWINS PLEASE I CANNOT EVERYTIME I SEE THEM I START SPIRALLING OUT OF CONTROL I LOVE THEM SM
THE WAY THEY HUGGED AGAIN ANSD DAMIAN KNEW DOM WAS THERE OMG THAT WAS SO GEHEGDYRGRHDG !1!1!1!1!1!1!
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The old timers at the bar last night were shook when I asked the bartender to put on RAW.
Then those elevator doors opened 😍
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