#This is such a good pic dory!!

[ryssbelle]

Thought of this while at work, sorry it's a bit hard to read I sketched it out really fast before my last shift lmao wanted to get it done so I could work on other stuff hehe

If it's any consultation Floyd is mostly talking about himself

[dorylinae-supremacy]

God his 'apology' is dogshit. I could've come up with something better on no sleep and delirious from a fucking fever.

How do you make an apology and forget to apologise? Bro would've been better off having a PR team write a statement or even waiting a few more days so he could bounce it off of other people and improve it.

Do I think he's made changes to his behaviour? Maybe. There could be a tiny chance that he just focussed on the wrong thing in his tweet but meant well. I don't particularly believe that narrative but there is a chance that that was the case.

Does that make this statement / apology acceptable in any way? No.

He didn't properly address what he did and he never apologised or really recognised the harm he did to Shelby. Instead he made it about himself and how much he's theoretically grown. That was the exact opposite of what he should've done.

This apology seem's half baked at best and a simple statement saying 'I will address this once I get some stuff together and can format this correctly' wouldve been better than what he's done.

I'm not here to tell you who you can and cannot support. I recognise that many people are probably far more invested in Wilbur and Lovejoy than I am. But as someone who's been around since Soothouse I will say that I won't be supporting him any more.

I will continue to write his character but as far as anything else goes, thats it.

Wanna watch his videos? Get an adblocker. Wanna listen to his music? Download it or find a video of it uploaded somewhere else.

Stand with victims. Support Shelby. He made his own 'apology' about himself rather than the victim so make sure you don't do the same. Don't make excuses for a man that can't see or understand the fault in his own actions.

[poppibranchlover]

Take a moment to appreciate this fresh new render of our beloved precious boy! I immediately fell in love with this pic, so I decided to share it to all of you! 😍🥰💙

BONUS:

THE BAND'S BACK TOGETHER!!! 💙💚💜💛❤️

Pictures were taken from the Cake Bites website. If you need to know where I find these, search for the website through this URL: https://www.cakebites.com/product/trolls-brozone-chocolate-cakebites/

[dreamypqulson]

this picture of sarah and lily is literally the definition of soft☹️🫶

[moshpitgamma]

pls write a john dory nsfw headcanons / fic if u can !!! <3 love ur writing!

Sureeee I’m so sorry for taking so long😭

John Dory x Reader||NSFW Headcannons

Warning:sexual themes——————————

🚎He is at least 7.5 inches and is a grower more than a shower.

🚎John cums a lot. I mean he’s literally a bussing waterfall.

🚎He doesn’t like to be quiet during sex so prepare for little compliments, jokes, and loud, deep and rugged moans.

🚎When y’all fuck Rhonda rocks👀

🚎(Act like they have phones in this)If you send a spicy pic to him with your location, this man if full sprinting to it. He’s there in about 5 minutes.

🚎His kinks are spanking, bdsm, edging, and food play. Y’all can’t tell me he isn’t the type of man to put whip cream on his body and let you lick it or vice versa.

🚎Will sneak up behind you if you’re bending over and just rub his hard bulge on your ass.

🚎Loves when you sit on his lap. It usually ends in a hot makeout session with you doing cowgirl.

🚎He is a totally ass and thigh man. I also headcannon he like bigger people and just loves to leave hickeys and love bites on their thighs.

🚎He loves to take risks, so if you wanna have sex in a crowded place, he’s there holding you up in the corner with his hand over your mouth to muffle the slutty sounds coming from you.

🚎John can last about 3-4 rounds. If you’re up for more he’s just letting you overstimulate him.

🚎He is 100% a top but bottoms out when he’s tired.

🚎Morning sex is a MUST. He’s just rubbing you through your panties/boxers while you’re still sleep just to hear your sleepy moans.

🚎He loves to have unserious sex but if the mood is DEEP, he’s stuffing you and making this experience as loving and serious and possible.

🚎Since he’s been in Rhonda for 20 years not having to worry about his growth down there. He’s hairy and doesn’t really shave or maintain his hair until you say something. If you don’t then you’re fucking a beast.

🚎loves to mark you and makes you wear clothes that show them. He will even ask you to do the same to him and he’ll show it with pride.

🚎If y’all met in his band days, he would take his anger out on you and angry sex with him would just make you immobile and shaking with pleasure.

🚎His biggest turn ons are you wearing his clothes, doing things for him, or you literally scolding or yelling. (He loves a feisty s/o)

🚎If you pull his hair while he’s giving head, he’s going max speed and has an adrenaline boost right then and there cause he’s making his s/o feel good

🚎His aftercare is IMMACULATE. He will fix you a snack, give you some water, and run you a bath. Once you’re taken care of, he’s knocked out like a light right on top of you.

THE ENDDD😘😘😘 (Do y’all actually enjoy my content?)😲🥺

[zombiemollusk]

so i wanna talk about merna

merna was a little caterpillar kid who hatched from an egg, so named due to being the child of jana and mertreon; this naming convention becomes important later.

incidentally, jana would later request to be my spouse, to which i agreed because why not, i'll marry almost anyone who asks me in this game, but in any case, this made merna my stepkid.

i raised the baby with love, etc. etc., got them up to rank ten, and eventually...

...they became my first disciple, and so far the only one who's asked (the others i picked).

they were uh. very dedicated.

anyway, all's going hunky dory, when one day an incredible development happened:

i didn't know followers could fall in love with each other at all (as opposed to just falling for me) until this happened, and i certainly didn't expect it to be my stepkid with my pet cat narinder.

i decided this opportunity was too good to waste, so...

...and then...

...voilà, weird lumpy baby!

remember what i said about my method for naming babies? well, guess what.

that's right, the one who waits had a baby and i named it merder.

side note, merder would go on to be the first of my followers to request that i, you guessed it...

...fucking murder someone. yeah, that's nari's kid alright, and i named them well.

anyway, back to the- what's this?

merna has fallen in love with leshy! well, i'm not about to claim full monopoly on polyamory (i feel like there's a pun in there), and the first baby was so cute, so i had them make an egg as well.

before i continue, here's leshy graciously thanking me for getting him laid:

anyway, mershy was born.

so after tha- huh?

well.

unfortunately i didn't get screenshots of the next two, but in summary:

that's right, everyone: my stepkid and disciple, merna, successfully turned the entire bishop pantheon into their harem.

and as i'm not one to waste an opportunity like this, i'd like to introduce you all to...

...my collection of weird lumpy stepgrandchildren (plus merna wearing a lovely hat there).

and yes, i made them all disciples.

they would go on to have romantic adventures of their own, many of which being with their aunt/uncles/whatever-the-gender-neutral-word-for-those-is to my increasing horror, disgust, and endless amusement; mershy asked me, their stepgrandparent, for my hand in marriage once (i turned them down; i did say almost anyone; definitely not my own grandkid, blood-related or not); mermar did not ask for my hand in marriage but did ask for a wedding dress and a wedding suit to wear (the game wouldn't let me without marrying them so i didn't do that either, though weirdly enough they spoke as if i made the dress when they requested the suit), and merder became lovers and had a child with a follower who asked me to kill someone as a prank, because of course that's merder's type. but sadly this post is running out of space for images so i won't be posting pics of all that, and this post is about merna anyway.

now, i can't say they're perfect in love...

...or as a parent...

...but i still couldn't ask for a better, more memorable first disciple of the game.

here's to you, merna. please keep being you for as long as i play the specific save file in which you reside. 💖

[cebwrites]

Hello !! Love the way you write the heart pirates 🫶 if it’s okay to request, would you be able to do head-cannons on the silly hearts with a reader who tends to fall asleep anywhere and everywhere around the polar tang?

They don’t do it on purpose- honest! But they don’t realize how tired they are and fall asleep on instant contact with anything comfy :’) ((inspired by my own tendencies to crash on the couch or floor with a simple pillow or soft blanket, the occasional chair if the sitting position complies))

No need to write if it’s a little silly!! You can take it any direction you want, have the bestest of days and keep on writing your awesome work, take care!!

a/n: eepy gang rise up!! i have a habit of getting very sleepy after eating too of course it's okay, this is just about what i need rn actually _〆(´Д｀ )

for anyone new here, here's the hearts name guide <- i use for them!

Heart Pirates with tired Reader

masc reader, they/them law word count: 1.4k

At first, it's just after a hearty dinner that your peers catch you on the verge of falling asleep—Bas, Laeno, and Dorie pride themselves on making such good knock-out food—but slowly they notice how you're seemingly able to pass out anywhere and everywhere you can find a comfortable enough position to curl into

Provided it's not during an important briefing or otherwise Heart-related meeting, since nodding off during those tends to make your captain quite upset and you've crossed them on the singular instance of doing exactly that before, the crew knows to leave you well enough alone

You pride yourself on never falling asleep on duty, at least

On occasion, someone will wake you for additional work at Law's behest if you've already finished or call you down for supper or Penguin and Shachi have the mischievous inkling to do something prank-related; either they're dragged away by someone more responsible or get chewed out by Law for putting you in ridiculous poses to take pics of while you were asleep, upset about something along the lines of potential injuries

The more you get to know your crew and the stronger your bonds become over the years, the more you start to lean on other Heart pirates for your impromptu naps instead of just cozy inanimate objects; none of them have ever beaten the sheer comfitude of the weighted blanket in your quarters, though

Bepo is the easiest suspect being as big and soft as he is, and the friendliest too, Ikkaku is more than happy to lend a shoulder as the resident "big sister" (although she's younger than half the other members), and hell even Pen and Shach were comfy enough pillows once you got them to swear not to pull any funny business while you slept - lest you made balloon animals out of them

The others all warm up to you on their own time, depending on whether you've been there from more or less the start or you're a relatively new member to the crew

Ani is reluctant for physical contact, it takes you getting to know them a little more before she's willing to shake you awake or spend a while sitting next to you taking a nap in comfortable silence, gay uncles Bas and Laeno with the addition of Fang have dubbed themselves the unofficial official "carries you to bed" squad

The other gay uncles (Marl and Gul) are content to leave you where you are whenever you drift off but always bring a blanket when it looks like you're getting cold or you don't seem like waking up any time soon - Dorie and Hoki try taking you to bed but Dorie's always too loud and ends up waking you before then and Hoki, well, Hoki can't quite seem to pick you up as a taller, heavier man

By god he's trying his best, though that also has the unfortunate consequence of waking you up; you once overhead Hoki training with Fang with the express purpose of getting strong enough to carry you to bed like "everyone else" and you genuinely didn't know whether to be flattered or mortified

Uni's content enough to let you lay your head on their shoulder (arm, because frankly he's huge) for a short while, though eventually he gets antsy and needs to move but since you're there he can't, but also Uni needs to move while not waking you up, like a cat asleep on its owner's lap trapping them for all eternity; other crew members have found him in this predicament every so often and find it hilarious/a perfect photo-op while he can't avoid the camera's embarrassing lens

Some of these pictures have both of you napping together (he accepted his fate and fell asleep sitting up, their back makes them regret it later)

You're awkward around Jean Bart at first, as you were with everyone else in the beginning, though you did puff out your chest a little at the thought of being someone's senior much like Bepo, and slowly as you took the initiative to spend more time around him, you'd find yourself falling asleep with his knee as you pillow every now and again, sometimes even with his very large hand over your back as a blanket; Jean Bart too would fall victim to the pictures taken while he was at the mercy of your slumbering form, unable to flee

Clione and Hake, as much as you adore them as friends, have the unintended affect of activating your sleepiness once they go on another one of their longwinded rambles about a topic of special interest; you've apologized time again that it's not because they're boring you, not at all! Their voices are just so easy to listen to, hearing them talk at length about things important to them, it's a comfortable backdrop to doze off to

Hake laughs this off with light teasing, flattered that their voice is as soothing as you claim it to be, Clione has to be coaxed with a bit more than that, but usually gives in after you agree to buying him a treat of his choosing at the next island they drop anchor at

The captain themself—you aren't quite sure how to act around them, you were sure that they'd been upset by the first and only time you fell asleep during that crew meeting, making it a point to never do that again in the hopes of avoiding Law's ire, and although it didn't seem like they'd been that upset with you again, being around them still set the hairs on the back of your neck on edge; like you were being watched

To your defense, you were, but not necessarily in the way in the way that you would've assumed

It took nearly a year of being in proximity with and hardship with each other for Law to finally ease up being around you and another year for them to fully let you in - you realize in that time that the staring is just something Law does with everyone, their crew, strangers on the street, marines they're supposed to be on watch for, it was just something your captain tended to do

Plus, observation wasn't the only reason for their keen eye on you, at some point, Law had developed these—day they say, absurd—feelings, for you, and were at a loss for what to do; so, without consulting anyone else like the massive dweeb they were, decided that intense soul-burning eye contact was the way to go instead of just talking to you and getting a boyfriend that way

Some days it was an attempt to get you to make a move before they did, other days it was trying to blow you up with their mind for daring to make them feel this way, and on the days you felt like you were ignored by your captain even more than before? Those were the one where Law doubted their feelings the most, wishing to hide them away and feeling if you looked too closely, you'd catch onto their "true" intentions and they would simply dissolve under your gaze

A bit unfair, but when has Law ever been anything but?

Now, comfortable with the relationship you've built with one another, Law calls you into their office often to sleep on the couch there, or take a nap on their bed while they worked tirelessly still at the desk in their room; whenever they needed a break or you'd call them over, they could simply recharge in the comfort of your arms and you'd get a warm body to slumber against

It does seem, however, that once the both of you got together Law started being a bit more scrutinous about your random cuddles with other crew members whenever you fell asleep per usual, almost pouting when you gave your attention, albeit unconscious but still physical, away to other people

You tease them about it once other Hearts inform you about this very interesting behavior and turn scowls into kisses with light laughter

The only person seemingly exempt from this "cuddle = angy Law" rule is Bepo, but that's only because he's the baby and Law is unwilling to give up their cuddles on their precious bear either, so the both of you will sometimes just nap on him together, sometimes to Bepo's chagrin when he needs to move just like Uni

Bepo obviously clears, but at least now it looks like there's finally someone to challenge your weighted blanket <3

[misscinnamonroll16]

Brozone headcanons

Clay and Floyd are the stunt men now that they're adults. Clay's always been a little bit of a daredevil, Floyd already died once, why not live a little.

Clay is nocturnal, like the rest of the Putt-putt trolls. His bros throw his sleep schedule off so when they're hanging out, it's not unusual for Clay to just be passed out somewhere or on someone. If they can, they get Clay to bed so he can properly sleep. If not, everyone's volume goes low.

Both Floyd and John Dory took bartending classes. And by took I mean, Floyd just so happened to be sleeping with a bartender who taught him some things. When making drinks, John's proper about it, Floyd is kind of messy. Floyd's over pouring and spilling.

Clay's handwriting is like a nice print. It's easy to read and looks good on paper.

John Dory is good at photography. He mostly uses this skill for taking nature shots but he's gotten good at candid shots of his brothers. He doesn't let them know about these pics bc they don't look the most photogenic but they look like themselves and that's what John loves to see.

JD has dimples

John Dory almost always has at least one weapon on him.

The brothers think JD has a death wish bc he's constantly going after animals that could literally kill him. "John! Don't touch that, it'll tear you to pieces!" "Psh, whatever. If we weren't supposed to pet it then why does look so fluffy?"

Floyd doesn't go into detail about his past. He'll tell snippets here and there but avoid questions. For one, because he's a bit embarrassed about it. He did a lot of things he isn't proud of, drugs, sleeping around, and drinking. For two, he knows that his older brothers still see him WAY younger than he actually is (like how they still see Branch as a baby) and it would just shatter that mentality. And he doesn't want to do that. For three, it's WAY more fun for him if they don't know and have to keep guessing. Floyd has heard them trying to figure out what he spent the last twenty years doing and starts fucking with them.

John Dory definitely has pictures from even when he was a baby and such. Even ones with their parents but he tries to keep those ones tucked away. Branch is going through them when he finds a picture that has been folded in one of the sleeves of the photo album. It's a picture of John and Bruce and their parents. JD quickly snatches the photo and shoves it his vest. Those people looked like strangers to Branch, that picture probably being the first time he's seen them

The brothers know they didn't have a good childhood but John did his best, despite being pretty much a child himself.

John Dory man spreads no matter who he is sitting next or if he's just sitting in a chair.

John Dory wears the one glove to hide an incredibly deep scar. He got into some trouble with some bounty hunters and needless to say, they drove a knife through his hand. He doesn't want his lil bros to know or worry about it so he hides it.

All the boys (like most trolls) are fuzzy. JD and Bruce have the most prominent facial hair and chest hair. They all have leg hair, arm hair, under arm hair, and a happy trail.

Clay and John have the Blond™️ gene (that's how I'm referring to it) where their hair goes through changes. That's why their hair is so much different from when they were kids. In the summer while spending a bunch of time outside, JD and Clay's hair gets lighter, Clay being a light yellow and John being a soft teal. The others convinced them to do one of those 'take a picture every day for a year' things and make it into a flip book to show how their hair changes color.

The boys really wanted a sister. John jokes that they kind of got one with Floyd

Floyd and John Dory are good gardeners. JD briefly grew his own food and Floyd just has a natural green thumb (not that John doesn't)

Floyd gets random nosebleeds

[midnghtarchjves]

some of my brozone hcs because they're taking over my mind :P

John Dory:

- can't swim

- LOVES taking polaroid pics

- has eaten poisonous berries

- doesn't memorize the multiplication table of 8

- very sentimental (which is why he has a lot of junk lying around)

- all his holiday & birthday gifts to poppy are wallet-sized pictures of baby branch

Bruce:

- got into politics because of his daughter (the one who said "daddy, i don't think any government stands a chance")

- follows a lot of problematic artists ☠️

- REALLY GOOD at frisbee

- used to have a beard but brandy didn't like how it felt so he shaved it off

- loves it when people style his hair

Clay:

- tutors the younger trolls in that golf course place

- doesn't like candy but he makes and eats candy necklaces with viva just to make her smile

- needs eyeglasses because he keeps reading in the dark because it matches the "vibe" of his book

- viva makes him read to her when she can't sleep because his books bore her

- his fav color is actually yellow, not green ;)

Floyd:

- was gray for a short period of time (around 2 years after the band broke up)

- has a photographic memory

- would be a swiftie if he lived in our world

- has asthma

- really good at arts and crafts

Branch:

- gets ganged up on whenever he plays games with the band + poppy and viva because he's so good at everything they play so they always try to get him out first (they always fail and he always wins)

- tried to make a pop-up card for poppy but failed miserably

- doesn't rip the wrapping paper... he just removes the tape and unfolds it very carefully

- his favorite food is cake but only the ones made by his grandma. he stopped eating cake when she died because none of the ones he tried tasted as good as the ones she made

[1025flora]

skz as your best friend who is (not so) secretly in love with you

genre fluff , humor pairing ot8 skz x !femreader warnings not proofread

chan

"oh yeah yn is my best friend actually"

literally obsessed.

tries to hide the delulu (not good at it)

tells you about every single project he's working on

honestly just get married already???

most people think you're actually dating...

became your friend because he thought you were pretty, but stayed your friend because of a thousand other reasons

definitely takes notes for you when you're out

lots of dimple smiles when you do literally anything???

minho

quiet in public, but the world time yapping champion when its just you two

will say the most cruel and slanderous thing while looking at you with the most loving eyes

texts random bad selfies with no context

gags and scoffs when people suggest you two as an item, but on the inside he's eeking

"send me that pic of you from earlier"

you may or may not be the only person on his private story

attends every single event you're involved in, no matter how inconvenient it would be for him

soonie, doongie, and dori adore you

changbin

buddy (romantic)

thinks about you every second of his day

"hey look what i made!!"

needs everybody to know that you are his best friend

"she even asked me for the time..." *fist pump*

doesn't pressure you to go to the gym with him but he reeeaaaallyyyyyy wants you to

"do u hate me" texts in the middle of the night

swings his legs when you guys call

waits for you outside your classes so you can walk in between periods together

wants to be nonchalant and cool and mysterious about you SO BAD but he fails

hyunjin

ouh this man is delulu!!!

has your future lives planned out in a pinterest board

sketches you in class

"hey babe" when you are BOTH single

late night grocery store runs for no reason... he just likes how you look at night

"i forgot my wallet🥺" typa man

fully convinced you do not and will not love him romantically

a textbook hopeless romantic

will wait for you outside in any weather. coldfront, heatwave, rain, shine, that man is THERE

all the nicknames... like definitely calls you "blondie" if you're blonde

jisung

so nervous around you even though you two are best friends???

writes songs for you all the time, terrified to show you

one day wishes to sing every single one to you

"good morning!" "how was your day pook?!" "good night <3" every. single. day. never misses

prefers to just stay in and talk with you, about anything

"bbama misses youuuu" whenever you aren't at his house

you do make him flustered most of the time

a couple playlists made just for you tucked in his spotify library

wants to call you all the couple names but afraid you'll hate it

talks about you with the guys (they are SICK of it)

his thoughts towards you are just the lyrics of gorgeous by taylor swift

felix

tells you absolutely EVERYTHING

5 paragraph essay about his day every night

and yes expects the exact same from you...

you text on discord (sorry)

makes treats just for you in secret

in any setting that you aren't in, he calls you his

makes video memos for you when you're gone and secretly hopes you'll do the same

his sisters tease him daily about how he talks about you, but he doesn't care

wants everybody but you to know he loves you

his second favorite color is your favorite color

seungmin

all of the confidence and sly in his attitude vanishes as soon as you walk into the room

your personal butler

holds your hand just 'cause

"this would look so good on you"

you two share headphones everywhere

head on your shoulder, chin on your shoulder, oh and definitely elbow on your shoulder

matches his jewelry to yours

at karaoke, he points and sings at you for the love songs, but you usually think he's joking

will love you unconditionally forever, even if you never feel the same

jeongin

"but you looked hot...? why are you changing"

weirdly confident around you, like his attitude changes when you walk into the room

loves to do your makeup, and vice versa

he jokes so much that you think he's sarcastically in love, little do you know it's all from the heart

brings you coffee every morning at school/work

"this song reminded me of you"

makes sure your outfits coordinate

pays for EVERYTHING

you are his princess!!!!! in every sense of the word!!!

a/n omg first post here..... hope u guys like it 🙏 reblog or like if you read puhlease

[jade-green-butterfly]

John Dory & Amalthea's Best 'Hug-Time' Ever...~💚❤️‍🔥🪐

Time for some more Johnalthea, done by the lovely @x-elyssa-x herself (you spoil me so good, hun~💜😚) and this one's a little...spicy~😏 A while ago, Ely showed me an adorably funny pic of Bruce and Brandy in bed together after 'hug-time' and it inspired me to commission John and Amalthea that way~✨👀Well, if Brucandy can do it, then so can Johnalthea~😉 The story behind this piece is, that JD and Amalthea decided to spend some time together after a get-together party in Pop Village. They have become even closer, feelings growing stronger for one another at this time and whilst spending time in his humble abode, John and Amalthea embrace during a slow dance, and let's just say it all escalated from there...~😳 Best 'hug-time' ever (lil' joke between me and Ely here X3) that John had in a long time...and it really shows, along with his sweet starling, Amalthea totally blown away by what just happened between them...JD was really on fire - a real superstar, hehe~!❤️‍🔥🤭 And yep, John is smoking within their afterglow😆Ely wanted to add that and I was like, 'yeah, got for it!' c: Welp, he drinks too - so relatable and we LOVE him for it!💚 Just like I absolutely love, love, LOVE this fab piece so to the stars!😍🌟😍Thank-you ever so, SO MUCH again in a million, Ely, dear~!🫂💞🫂You've done fine justice once again for my darling ship, truly fabulous as always~!👏🏻🥰💖Bless ya!😘💕🫶🏻xoxo.

Hope you all like too, dears!👍🏻✨Just had to share the spiciness~🔥😊

*~Reblogs are also deeply appreciated as well, so please do reblog as well as like! Thank-you kindly!~*

Space Trolls & Commission (c) @x-elyssa-x~💜 Amalthea (c) @jade-green-butterfly (Me~!) John Dory (c) DreamWorks Trolls/DreamWorks Animation

[kittyball23]

Mojo (a Trolls fanfic)

Summary: Branch, JD, and Spruce put on their first BroZone show in decades for the Vacay Islanders, but do they still have their old band mojo left?

A/N: A follow-up I’ve been wanting to make for the oneshot “Nieces and Nephews” with ideas from @webslingerofthegalaxy and troll_broppy_fan on Wattpad :D

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Word spread quickly on Vacay Island. And it really came as no surprise, with the manner that Spruce’s children had ensured of it.

None of the little kiddos could keep their excitement on the down low, not when their father was about to put on what was certain to be a totally incredible performance, alongside two uncles that they’d never even known existed! It was with some skepticism that they had to take the news of these ‘John Dory’ and ‘Branch’ characters being their father’s brothers, but if they were just as awesome as he was, there would be no problem getting along!

Excited residents flocked their way over to the island’s well known Tiki Lounge, a sizeable hut with just as much topical flair as the rest of the isle. Decor of seashells and coral accented every corner, its roof made of straw and its walls lined with threaded coconut fiber. To top it off, the island’s lazy river cut through it in a winding, serpentine path. Islanders floated atop on colorful floats, some settling themselves upon any open space among the spacious dunes, and others still content with bobbing in the calm waters that led out to the beach. Excitable murmuring started up, curious and anticipatory. Spruce was no stranger to them, but learning that a couple of newcomers who'd arrived and claimed to have been in a band with him told them that there was still quite a bit to learn about Vacay Island’s most chill resident. All of them had taken the news in stride, though… Well, except for Spruce’s wife.

There was still a pang of disappointment written clear across her face as she'd tried to figure out why it was that her husband hadn't told her everything about his past. But seeing their kids so hyped allowed her to put aside those conflicted feelings for the next few minutes as she would let herself see what this performance was all about.

Somehow, she’d managed to wrangle their brood over to the closest open space near the front of the stage. But that didn’t mean that they were not calm.

“When is Daddy going to come onstage?” one of her daughters asked, peering up at her with indigo eyes that strongly resembled her father’s.

“Any minute now, you just have to be patient, okay?” the gentle reply came.

The little girl pouted. Waiting was exactly what she couldn’t do!

And Poppy, who had been just a couple short paces away, couldn’t blame the little one.

This was WAAAAYY too exciting to be able to wait even one more second for! BroZone would be putting on their first show in decades, and this lovely audience would be in for the treat of their lives once her boyfriend and his brothers took to the stage. Poppy had to take a deep breath, but still grinned broadly, sifting through her deep pink hair urgently in hopes of finding a camera. A “YES!” came out of her when her fingers landed on the rectangular orange object and pulled it out. It was in pristine condition, and still had plenty of film left inside of it. That was a good thing, too. Poppy knew that she would be snapping a LOT of pics during the show. Eagerly, she held it in her hands, thrumming and buzzing with anticipation.

Not as eager as her, or the children, or any of the Vacay Islanders for that matter, were the performers themselves. John Dory, Spruce, and Branch each had their own set of worries plaguing them in the couple minutes that they had before they made their bound upon the stage.

JD swallowed. He had gone solo since his split from BroZone and only sang for Rhonda (who always trilled in appreciation). Performing with his brothers again was a pretty cool thing, but would they still have their old mojo?

Spruce’s brows furrowed. He wasn’t the same Spruce he was back then, keeping up with his physique and ensuring he was always in shape for whatever big performance he and his brothers were going to do. He wouldn't change a thing about himself and how he was now, but was he really out of practice when it came to singing and dancing?

And Branch… he felt the most wary. The last time he and his brothers performed, well… He grimaced. It’d been traumatizing for him the results afterwards.

Suddenly, the lights dimmed on the stage, cuing the audience to hush with a chorus of “Shhh”s ringing out. Branch saw this enough times when he was a baby to know what time it was.

John Dory turned to his brothers. “You guys ready?” he asked with a gleam in his eye. Spruce shrugged. Branch mumbled a “guess so.” And JD pouted for a brief second. BroZone’s leader had hoped to get a much more peppy response. Had this been taking place when they were young, Spruce would’ve flexed a muscle and Branch would’ve gotten his white shades on, both smiling a smile that would’ve told him that they were MORE than ready. The response he got was a little mediocre this time around, but he tried not to let it bother him. You could never judge a performance before you even went out and performed!

“Right,” he said, straightening out his goggles. “Let’s do this!” Before Branch knew it, JD had grabbed his arm in one hand, and Spruce’s in the other, and darted out onstage with them in tow. An eruption of cheering met them, and Branch felt a little of his uncertainty go away. Well, at least it’s a good crowd, he thought. They seemed like they were eager for anything, even if it wasn’t completely flawless. Or maybe that’s just the vibe he was getting from his girlfriend. The way Poppy’s face absolutely lit up when he came out with John Dory and Spruce made him beam, telling him that she was just about ready to burst at the seams.

And that’s when it hit him - this performance was for HER. Or at least, for Branch it was. Sure, it was also for Spruce’s kids, and for the other Vacay Islanders, but she was the one who he wanted to make sure he did his best for.

And she’s the one I want…

HIs brothers hadn’t exactly discussed who would lead the vocals for their song, but it seemed like that issue had been quickly resolved when Branch stepped up, opened his mouth, and smoothly serenaded.

“You’re all I ever wanted,

You’re all I ever needed,

So tell me what to do now, when I want you back!”

The music kicked up at that, riling the islanders. A steady sort of clapping beat, separated at a few second’s intervals that started up among them, added onto the rhythm. Poppy would’ve joined too, but her jaw dropped in that instant, her hands freezing upon the camera. BroZone, even if it was just the three of them and not their usual quintet, was far more phenomenal than she could’ve ever dreamed! The trio danced onstage, swinging their arms and stepping in time their legs, all together, the verses sounding as though they'd been rehearsed a dozen times beforehand. But Poppy knew the truth. They had done absolutely nothing to prepare beforehand - and yet, they performed so amazingly!

Branch was singing his heart out, getting more and more into the groove the longer he went on. He felt like a force had overtaken him, one that was making him bold, confident, and a hint of playful. His vision was solely set on the pink Pop Queen, and every wink, charmful grin, eyebrow waggle and even kiss blown was on her receiving end.

And Poppy received like she was starved, nearly drooling with the way this Troll was affecting her so. She was as charged up as a lightning bolt and Branch, like an outlet, was the source that fueled that current. He raised his voice, stronger and louder, stepping it up twice as much and belting out the lyrics with fervor.

“You’re all I ever wanted! You’re all I ever needed, yeahahh…”

His brothers mirrored him perfectly, their backup vocals synchronized and right on point, keeping up with his until, suddenly, something astounding began to happen. He felt a very powerful connection with John Dory and Spruce, and when he managed to look around himself during the song, he saw something quite incredible. It was as though the colors and entire scenery around them had changed into something that was twice as brilliant. Visions of red, and purple, and green floated around him in a mystical way, and he felt elevated, like he was busting his moves atop a large sand bucket or something of the like. Was this what the Family Harmony felt like? If it did, Branch definitely liked it!

Poppy nearly hyperventilated with excitement. “OH! I can’t believe this is really happening!!” she squealed, raising her camera and taking those much-needed pictures that she had desired, getting every possible angle and trying not to faint from the sheer thrill while doing so.

Then, in a grand finale, the boys wrapped up, finishing off their last verse with gusto.

"So tell me what to do now, when I want.... you... BACK!"

John Dory, Spruce, and Branch all jumped together and struck a pose, their arms out and and their heads up, the energy of the moment so high that they could hardly keep the smiles off their faces.

And neither could the audience!

A huge round of applause met them, cheers and whistles and clapping filling the air. The usual "You were amazing!" and "great job!"s were shouted, along with several requests for an encore, namely from Spruce’s children.

“That was so good, Daddy!”

“I loved that song!!”

“Do it again! Again!”

But are they up for one?

Once glance over at John Dory and Spruce, and Branch could tell that the answer was definitely a great big YES!

But...

If they were going to perform again, Branch would make a small addition to their show...

Walking up to the edge of the stage, he extended his hand out to his overexcited girlfriend, who'd been screaming her head off in jubilation.

Poppy had to blink to make sure she was seeing correctly and reading the gesture right. Branch had a very welcoming look on his face, and he cocked his head over in the direction of the stage, almost like he was saying "Come on!"

She gasped, pointing to herself. "M-me?"

Branch nodded his head once and grinned a little wider.

"Totally!" John Dory agreed.

"Show us what you got, girl," Spruce added encouragingly.

Poppy gave a disbelieving little laugh and then squeaked in delight, placing her hand in Branch's and letting herself get hauled onto the stage. Now she really couldn't believe this was actually happening!

The music kicked in again, and Poppy, who was very familiar with BroZone’s dance moves (having practiced it plenty of times in her tween years), began to bop and groove right along with them as they slid to one side, hips shaking and and feet stomping along to the beat. And when Poppy sang with them, she sang the words right to Branch, her gaze locked to his.

"You're all I ever wanted,

You're all I ever needed...!"

He shimmied alongside her, and she twirled around him, the two improvising the dance with ease with every lift, slide, and twist. It wasn't long before they reached the last verse again, to which the quartet concluded in a harmonious melody.

“So tell me what to do now, that I want… you… BACK!”

Vacay Islanders burst into applause once again, loving every second of it.

It was an amazing sound to hear, and John Dory pumped his fist in the air. "We STILL got it!" he whooped, realizing that their mojo was still as good as ever!

"You got that right!" Spruce agreed, sidling up to his older brother and giving him a high five.

Poppy batted her lashes at Branch in the meantime, feeling enamored. "So, looks like your band days aren't behind you," she purred. Then, in a flirtatious manner, she growled at him, nudging him playfully.

Branch blushed, suddenly feeling very bashful. He’d never heard Poppy say anything remotely  suggestive to him before, and it kind of took him by surprise. But he kind of liked it, too.

"Aw, uh... it's, um, it's nothing, really..." He rubbed his arm and looked down, too shy to look his girlfriend in the eyes.

"Nothing?!" Poppy was shocked. "Of course it's something! Something amazing!" She giggled like a little girl and clung onto his arm. "Do it again, please!"

"Do what?" Branch asked.

"That boyband thing you guys do!" Poppy said. She tried replicating it, by winking and sort of puckering her lips.

Branch grimaced a little. He didn't exactly know what to call it either, but it was a smolder of some sort that every boyband member seemed to know how to do, like it was subconscious knowledge. He didn't have a particular liking to it, since he thought it was very cheesy. But somehow, it didn't sound so cheesy if he was going to do it just for her. So he mimicked her actions, whirling slowly and adding extra spice by dipping her down low and letting her experience the full effect. To Poppy, it looked like there was a halo around her boyfriend, sparkles shimmering behind him in a bokeh effect that had her breath catching in her throat.

"AHHHH!" she screamed happily once she found her voice, grabbing him towards her and nuzzling her nose against his, giggling all the while. “Who’s the most cutie patootie guy in the whole wide world? Hmm? Who? Come on, you know the answer!”

“Poppyyy,” he tried grumbling a little, but found himself laughing along with her for the enthusiasm she showed.

She grabbed his cheeks and squished them up between her hands, looking adoringly into his eyes. "It's you, Branchifer! You, you, you!" Poppy cooed lovingly. She jumped at him for a hug that he gladly twirled her around for, the pair oblivious to the two Trolls who were still onstage with them and peering in a mix of confusion and amusement.

"Uhhh... what exactly is happening?" John Dory asked Spruce in regards to the lovestruck couple, who continued at their playful banter with one another.

The purple-haired Troll nodded with understanding, smirking. "That's the love bug's bite at work, bro," he said, glad to see that their youngest brother seemed to have a nice, healthy relationship on his hands.

"Ohh," JD said, but then cocked his head, "maybe a little too much at work, dont'cha think?"

"What? Nah, it can't ever be too much," Spruce answered surely, but then raised his eyebrow when he couldn't exactly make out the nonsensical blabber that was coming out of Branch's mouth that next second. Poppy seemed to understand perfectly though, which was quite an accomplishment, since Branch sounded almost the way he did when he was still a blurbling baby still learning how to speak!

"Ooookay, I might take that back," Spruce admitted, and he and John Dory burst into laughter. As strange as it may seem to them, it was still cute to see that they were so infatuated with one another.

“We rocked it, Branch! We hit harmonies like that again, and we’ll have Floyd outta that diamond in no time!” John Dory exclaimed once he and Poppy had parted.

Branch looked skeptically at JD, still not quite ready to get on that buddy-buddy level with him. “We did all right,” he admitted.

“Sure did!” Tiny Diamond, who’d been seated in the front row of the stage as well, called up to him with a thumbs up. “I give it the official Tiny Diamond Manly seal of approval!”

“Seriously?” Branch rolled his eyes. When was Tiny ever going to get a reality check that he was only a month old and not a man?

“Ah, quit being a stinker!” Spruce suddenly shouted, and, before Branch could realize what was happening, he suddenly was attacked at his ear with his brother’s finger, causing Branch to let out a yelp of surprise as it twisted in. It was a wet willy - and goodness, how he'd hated those!

"OW! Ugh, stop!" Branch cried, trying to wriggle himself free of the offending digit and only getting laughter in response from Spruce. That got Branch thinking - it seemed like his older brother would need the same reality check Tiny did, only, that he was a man and not a month old!

"Yuck," Branch moaned, once Spruce had deemed that he'd had enough, prompting some snickering from JD, Poppy, and Tiny. 

"So," John Dory said, looking at Spruce hopefully, "you're in, dude?"

The Troll glanced at him. Then he glanced over at his wife. "Well... I think so," he replied, "But just give me a minute first."

Hurriedly, he hopped down off the stage, and was instantly flocked by his children.

“That was great, Daddy!”

“Are you going to sing again?”

“Are the rest of your brothers going to come and sing with you, too??”

“Okay, easy does it now, hold your horses,” he chuckled. “I am gonna find the rest of my brothers - “

He was interrupted by a cheer from his kids.

“But,” he said, putting a hand up, “That means I gotta go away for a little bit.”

A collective “awwww,” of disappointment came in response.

“But Daddy, when will you be back?” one of his daughters asked.

“I’m not sure when, but hopefully soon, okay? And I want you to mind your mother in the meantime,” he answered her, caressing the girl’s cheek.

Spruce turned his attention to his wife next, and was a little nervous. “Babe, look… I’m sorry I didn’t really mention this before. But now, I’ve really gotta do this for my bro. If I don’t then - “

“Shh,” she stopped him, putting a finger to his lips. Instead of anger, there was a genuine smile on her face. “You don’t have to explain,” she said kindly. “I understand. I want you to go. He’s your family, too. Just please promise me you’ll come back safely?”

Spruce smiled back and nodded. “Absolutely.”

Then, in the type of way that you’d only see in some sort of romance movie, Spruce and his wife shared one big, passionate kiss!

“EWWWW!” the kids and Tiny Diamond cried in response.

Not as disgusted were Branch and Poppy, though. They found the relationship quite beautiful… and had to silently wonder to themselves if perhaps they could ever reach that point themselves one day.

“I got plenty of kisses for you, too!” Spruce told the kiddos, hearing them squeal as he yanked them up against him and stole a couple of quick smooches to their cheeks. “Be good for me, got it?”

“Got it!” came the chirpy replies.

Spruce waved one last goodbye to them, his wife, and the Vacay Islanders and then turned to John Dory, Branch, and Poppy.

“Well, what we waitin’ for? Let’s get this show on the road!”

[serickswrites]

I know you just wrote it but at some point could you continue Come With Me?? It was so good and I'm intrigued as to what happens next!

Absolutely I can! This is a five part series (so three more after this one!). This installment is a flashback! Please enjoy!

Part 1 Part 3 Part 4

Warnings: emotional abuse/manipulation

"You shouldn't let them get to you like that," Hero said as they dropped down next to Villain.

Villain's chest was heaving after an hour of punishment training that Superhero had ordered after Villain had thought to question their order. "How can you not let them get to you?"

Hero shrugged their shoulders and offered Villain the bottle filled with chilled water. "They're our mentor, I have to learn from them. Who else would teach me?"

Villain took a swig of water and frowned. "Just because they're our mentor doesn't mean they get to order us around or use us a basically slave labor."

"Work and training builds character!"

"If that's the kind of character Superhero wants me to have, then I'm not so sure I want them as a mentor."

This was a conversation Hero and Villain had day in and day out as apprentices. Hero followed every order Superhero gave without question and Villain always challenged Superhero. More often than not, Superhero punished Villain in creative ways. Two hours of extra training one day. Stripping and painting Base top to bottom another.

Hero was never punished. Because they never defied Superhero. "See, Villain, I can be nice. You just have to do as I say when I say it and it will all be hunky-dory." Superhero said as they made Villain kneel at their feet for hours.

"Perhaps I don't want things to be hunky-dory," Villain said as their dark eyes flashed.

Hours later, Hero snuck down to where Villain was still forced to kneel. "I don't get it. Why do you keep doing this to yourself, Villain? You are so much stronger and faster than me. Your powers are far greater than mine. And yet you are still a base apprentice while I'm getting promoted left and right. If you would just fall in line, things would be better."

Villain looked at Hero, their weariness apparent on their face as well as something else: sadness. "Don't sell yourself short, Hero. You are plenty powerful. Don't worry about me. I'll be fine."

Hero cupped Villain's cheek. "You are wasting your potential. Just fall in line, love, and things will be better."

Villain closed their eyes as they leaned into Hero's touch. "I don't want to fall in line. I want to do what's right."

"Superhero knows what's right."

Villain opened their eyes once more and frowned. "Superhero isn't a deity, Hero. They can be wrong about things. It's important to question, to challenge, only then can things get better."

Villain's words echoed in Hero's ears days later as Superhero screamed at Villain for questioning another order. "HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME! AFTER EVERYTHING I HAVE DONE FOR YOU! YOU UNGRATEFUL--"

They can be wrong about things.

Hero could see the quiet rage that was filling Villain. "Excuse me if I don't think it's right to put civilian lives at risk."

"YOU WILL DO AS I ORDER!"

Villain smirked. "I will do no such thing! Hero and I are leaving!"

Hero froze. Villain didn't bring them into this. Villain couldn't have done that. No. No. NO.

Villain held out their hand to Hero. Come with me, love their fingers beckoned. But Hero couldn't move. They were frozen. As Superhero turned to glare at Hero.

Hero shook their head. They couldn't go with Villain. Couldn't abandon all of their hard work. They just had to convince Villain to stay.

Villain's face went blank, but before that, Hero could see the betrayal in their gaze. They dropped their hand. "My mistake." They turned their attention back to Superhero. "I am leaving."

And they teleported, leaving Hero behind with a fuming Superhero.

Tags: @fern-writes-whump @pic-star01 @katsuorr @wankusbonkus @elisabethrosewrites @st0rmm

[goatskickin]

Hey Goat, do you have any recommendations for tops/outfits for EF doctors? Anything that has a collared coat, with anything underneath. Thank you!

Oh, totally! You know I love a good jacket/coat.

Absolutely long as hell post to follow, as I don't do anything by halves. Click the pics to find the DL links!

@themeasureofasim's most recent upload for EF comes to mind first!

This EF conversion I did of @pforestsims's Open Blazer with Padded Shoulders would work too.

These jackets of course, from this NL outfit but then made into a top and converted to EF by me, would meet your need.

Cocomama at MTS has these jackets as well.

And these!

And these, also.

Skell has made these blazers available for EF! I like that these have a 3/4 and short sleeve option.

Maybe a touch more casual than you were asking for, but skittlessims's quilted jackets might work for you - and they are available for EF.

And these EF conversions of @sushigal007's Dori Jacket by @deedee-sims might be too formal! But a collared jacket none the less.

This outfit conversion + plain color version by @rented-space is available for EF.

If you wanted a full outfit with a jacket for EF, these by dustfinger at MTS might work.

Or if a University mesh is more your thing! If you don't have defaults for efbodyblazerpants, this recolor by javabean_dreams at MTS is cute.

Speaking of efbodyblazerpants! @rudhira made an EF conversion of this @memento-sims suit. I think there is a custom version available?

GP10 JACKET SHORT has an EF mesh, and if used with high-waisted bottoms, would fit the bill!

Stuffy, but this Skell /ts2repository top would work!

@claudettesims did a bunch of EF jackets that can be used with bottom-only dresses!

More of a shirt than a jacket, but this separated @whattheskell top could be retextured to be more jacket-y?

This @rented-space conversion is an excellent option!

Also by @rented-space - could be too casual for what you are looking for? But it does have an EF mesh, and with appropriate retexturing, could work for you.

Skell's separated Crumplebottom top would be a choice.

And FINALLY - trapping was always making EF conversions of stuff, so their archive most likely has a jacket in there somewhere?

[linorangge]

Lee Know as Your Boyfriend ! <3

(keep in mind this is a head canon !) requested by anon 

how you met: 

- minho still liked to attend and give dance lessons every now and then despite already being well versed in his area of expertise

- your first time at the studio happened to be during one of the few lessons he was giving

- you immediately found him v attractive but tried to be focused during the lesson

- after the lesson was over you got the guts to talk to him and ask him for tips

- he was v professional and completely genuine in the advice he was giving u

- like a month went by where you didn’t see him again

- and when u did you asked him for advice on footwork

- he asked if u were new to dancing since he remembered u from last time

- “yes”

- “oh wow I couldn’t tell haha”

- big ego booster on your end lol

- he taught u a few moves and then u guys attended a lesson that was going on at the time

- over time he started to attend the studio more and more often

- u thought maybe because his passion for dancing had grew

- his passion was never-ending, he mostly went to see you

- he taught you the choreo to maniac within the span of a few weeks

- over that time u rlly started hitting it off

- so much that u began to hang out outside of the studio and dancing

- u got to know his personality which u grew fond of 

- u guys went to lots of street food places

- bro was trying so hard to put u on tteokbokki 

- you were v sure he didn’t feel the same 

- until he popped the question out of the blue

- “we should go on a date”

- “HUH”

- “we don't have to if ur not interested”

- “nono! im interested”

- a day was set

- and after a few more dates

- he asked you to be his girlfriend at a book store in samseong-dong

lee know as your boyfriend:

- lots of playful teasing

- loves to annoy you

- it’s hard to stay mad at him when he annoys u enough

- he loves making you laugh until you cry

- loves seeing you smile

- he’ll do literally ANYTHING to make you happy

- very passionate about your relationship

- he’s not v expressive thru his words

- still v affectionate 

- gives tight hugs especially when he greets u

- kisses ur hair a lot?

- he has the tendency to push ur hair behind ur ears when ur talking

- uses pics of soonie doongie and dori as reaction pics when u text

- such a hard ass emoji user pls

- “im gonna pick up lunch 🍱 do u want anything ? 😘😋”

- “no thx babe enjoy ur meal :)”

- “ok 👍 love u bebi ❤️🫂”

- AUGHHHH minho best bf

- pet names…. baby(or bebi/bb), honey, bun

- the type to pull up to ur place randomly

- if u were to give him a key he’d let himself in and just chill there until u got home

- so unserious jfc

- when u need him to be tho he’ll straighten up

- when u need to sit down and talk he’ll be so attentive

- will give u his full 100% attention if u ask for it

- strokes the back of ur hand when ur feeling nervous

- omg pda…

- not v into it

- most is the reg hand holding and subtle hugging

- in private… back hugs r often his fav excuse to be constantly touching u

- for sure the clingy boyfriend in priv

- ass slaps ofc

- not even subtle either

- literally winds it up and makes a show of it

- at some point u got so used to it you just let him instead of dodging

- skz think ur v much his perfect much

- when u go out with minho and the members it’s like the energy in the room is somehow heightened

- they see the way he’s become slower to anger/irritate

- he’s more tolerant

- skz love him either way but you walking into his life was for sure a plus

the first time i love you was said:

- you said it first

- you went on a week trip to a fishing resort with his parents and him

- in short u left a good impression

- on the last two days of the trip u went back to minho’s childhood home to meet soonie doongie and dori

- minho and u were playing w them

- giving treats, playing with them, showing off tricks

- soonie was half asleep in your lap, and u were stroking his fur

- lino was putting on a show of holding dori and pretending to talk to u thru her

- “ur so pretty y/n”

- and then lino turned dori to face him

- “i totally agree dori ur so right”

- u laughed softly before saying it

- “i love you”

- and he turned to you kinda surprised

- “me or her?” (in reference to dori)

- “you, dummy”

- “oh… i love you too baby :)”

- and then he put dori down and leaned in to give u a long kiss

- this might be extra long

- but it’s bc he’s my bias (like no one could tell)

- almost all the members have been requested :)

- thx for the asks, i’ll get to them when i can :)

- luv u bye

[whysojiminimnida]

They're Too Damn Pretty Is All

Too. Damn. Pretty. But Jungkook had to do something, when he woke up and saw what Yoongi did

Sir THAT IS UNCONSCIONABLE BEHAVIOR but noooooo, no these guys can't even get up on Kim Namjoon

WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL. Why does he have a Dory for his bathtub? What's up with the location of that fancy faucet? WHERE ARE THE BUBBLES? That man knows what he said earlier about feeling us up and now he's gonna double down on it with absolute smut, someone needs to go find the guy behind the heart emoji and tell him to STOP Meanwhile Jimin (who got there first so good for him) was over here fulfilling his word exactly as promised

Seokjin entered the group chat early with the Jamais Vu Line

And Tae beat Jimin and also follows instructions

Kids, we need to make sure that BTS wins all the awards forever because it's really the best way to ensure naked pics consistent wholesome internet content.