JJK X Disney Crossover
"You are hereby invited to the royal ball at the magic kingdom."
Cinderella read the note again. Surely this couldn't be right? Why would the king invite a lowly commoner like herself to such an extravagant event?
It turns out that Kenjaku had found Walt Disney's frozen corpse and hijacked it. Frankly, he was still bored and just looking for more people he could bring into the culling games. He was also forcing Sukuna to participate (how he got him to agree we shall never know).
Cinderella was too dazed to notice the ugliest step sister's approaching.
"What's that in your hand!?"
"Mother, Cinderella is stealing your mail!"
Out came a haggard old woman who looked like she got lost from the set of corpse bride.
"Wretched girl, let me see this!"
She snatched the envelope from the poor girls hands and read the contents aloud.
"Drizella, Anastasia, it turns out that the king has invited the two of you to a royal ball! I must prepare the two of you if you are to woo his son. Come along, we must find the perfect dresses for the two of you at once!"
She then turned towards her stepdaughter.
"If you clean the entire house I may entertain whatever stupid question it is that you are thinking. Now get started!"
Cinderella began scrubbing the floor but decided it would be better to scrub her ears first due to Drizella's god awful singing.
"Why couldn't the good lord make me deaf?"
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Cinderella noted that she had extra time left so she asked her animal friends if they could help her with her dress. There may have been rat droppings and bits of a birds breakfast in the finished product but she had to admit that it was nicer than the rags she was currently wearing. She then ran downstairs to find her stepmother.
"Mother, I have finished all the household chores."
"I thought I told you to never call me that!"
Lady Tremaine then stopped what she was doing and gave a sneer.
"What are you all dressed up for?"
"What do you mean? I thought you said that I could go?"
Her stepmother than snapped her fingers.
"Girls, do you think something seems familiar?"
One of the girls let out a scream.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING WITH MY NECKLACE, WENTCH!? THIS IS A LUXURY SET OF PEARLS I GOT FROM CLAIRE'S!"
She then ripped them off. Looks like Drizella wasn't getting her $4.50 back.
"AND JUST WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY SASH! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT WAS MADE WITH THE FINEST SILK THEY HAD AVAILABLE ON ALIEXPRESS!"
Anastasia then tore it off which was easy since it was made by sweatshop workers who were no older than eight and had little sewing experience.
To add insult to injury, Lucifer then raised his hind leg and began to pee on the remaining fabic.
"Toodleloo, Cinderella! When I get back I expect you to have finished cleaning the toilets!"
"But I just cleaned them three hours ago!"
"Yes, well we stopped at taco bell on the way home and you know how well Anastasia takes to mexican food."
The door then shut and Cinderella began to sob. She didn't notice the card on the floor as her tears began to hit it and suddenly there was a burst of light.
"Who are you?"
Standing before her was a masked man in robes with white hair.
"Why sweetie, I'm your fairy godmother."
"Aren't you a boy?"
"And you're asking too many questions. Now do you want my help or not?"
Cinderella stopped sniffling.
"Help? How can you help me!?"
The man then took out a wand and began to move it.
"Like this. Bibbity boppity boo, I call upon blue!"
Cinderella was then knocked back by a magic ball of blue light.
"Oops. Looks like I used too much..."
The girl then removed herself from the human shaped hole in the concrete wall and began to rub the dust off her shoulders.
"WHAT IS THIS?"
She was now wearing a powder blue ball gown along with a pair of glass slippers.
"If you think that's cool then check out this! Red!"
The man sent a spark of red energy at the garden, causing the pumpkins to explode.
"Shit! I guess I'll have Ijichi drive you..."
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Cinderella got in the car and the man knocked on her window. "The names Gojo by the way. Now, before I forget, you need to be back home by twelve or-"
Ijichi was already driving away.
"That's it, I'm going home!"
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Cinderella was in the ball room when her mouse scampered out of her dress.
"Wait, come back!"
As this was happening, Naoya was making his complaints about the server to the knight on duty.
"I refuse to eat something that she has touched, Nanami! You tell Gojo that I won't tolerate the presence of a ni-"
Before the man could finish, he was being punched by Nanami.
"Don't you dare insult Tiana again!"
He then dropped Naoya off into the Kitchen.
"You now have everything you need to make Sukuna's meal."
Uraume then got started on the banquet.
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"I wonder where the prince could be..."
"I think he's around here somewhere."
Cinderella then jumped back.
"GOJO?"
"That's my name, don't wear it out. Now if you don't mind, I'm off to find Suguru!"
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The two men were dancing when another voice cut in.
"Gojo, how could you cheat on me like this! Especially right in front of our son!"
Killua then cried and ran off to find Gon.
"WAIT, YOU'RE THE PRINCE GOJO!?"
"Satoru, who is that?"
"I'M HIS WIFE, ELSA! GOJO, WHO IS THIS OTHER MAN!?"
A third voice then cut in.
"If anyone's looking for a mouse, I stepped on it. You should really hire some cleaning staff, Gojo."
It was none other than Sukuna.
"I think I'm going to faint..."
Cinderella then fell to the floor.
"Why is my dinner on the ground? You know I like my meat well done! Oh well, I guess that's why they call it the five second rule. Malevolent Kitchen!"
Sukuna then roasted the girl into nothing but cinders.
"My bad, I guess I left the oven on too long. I'm going to see if Uraume has anything else to eat..."
Geto then slapped Gojo.
"HOW COULD YOU SATORU!? I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL!"
"WAIT BABY, COME BACK, I'M SORRY! SHE DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO ME!"
His son Killua was now gorging on chocolate robots.
"Gojo always seems to be inserting himself in others lives doesn't he? You know he took custody of my son right?"
Buzz's wing popped out. He couldn't believe he was so close to such a handsome man.
"I'm sorry but I didn't catch your name?"
The man smirked.
"It's Toji. Toji Fushiguro and you better remember it!"
He then began to kiss Buzz passionately.
Megumi then gave a disgusted look.
"Gross dad! I told you not to embarrass me in front of Ariel!"
Bagdamagus was never born rip
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