#Trump Humor

[jonostroveart]

Takedown

[rejectingrepublicans]

[republicansaretheproblem]

[troythecatfish]

[claires-audience]

Aliens dont exist because we dont have a lot of evidence of sightings in any other part of the world because why would anyone watch the world from afar and choose USA lmao like be fr

[bhodi-anjo-daishin]

They're not beating the weirdness allegations (believe it or not, this is a real ad running on Newsmax)…it is actually real…holy carp!

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[beauty-funny-trippy]

[victusinveritas]

[coolnessgraphed]

[catchymemes]

[jonostroveart]

Ham / Nit

Two weeks to be in the spotlight, where he always wants to be. As the rest of the world waits for a nitwit to decide whether or not he wants to roll the dice on comitting the nation to a war. Where the hell is Congress??!

[rejectingrepublicans]

Many things are never brought to his attention but he knows about this and it’s really gotten under his skin.

[sircorallegs]

🌍 The Golden Dome: A Wig of Mass Distraction

By Sir Coral Legs

In the year 2029, Earth faced an unprecedented political evolution not from science, not from diplomacy, but from hair.

It began on a Tuesday. The skies didn’t darken. The oceans didn’t rise. But a giant golden dome suddenly blanketed the United States visible from orbit and glinting like a divine toupee under the sun. Scientists were baffled. Reporters panicked. Social media declared it a filter glitch.

But it wasn’t.

From the International Space Station came the first real photo: the United States completely covered by what appeared to be… hair. Not just any hair. It had the unmistakable swoop, the golden hue, and the gravity-defying volume of one man: Donald J. Trump.

Soon after a broadcast emerged from a satellite shaped suspiciously like a tanning booth.

> “MY FELLOW AMERICANS. THIS IS THE GOLDEN DOME! THE BIGGEST, BEST DOME. NOTHING GETS THROUGH IT. NOT EVEN LOGIC.”

Trump now sporting a stick figure body with maximum flexibility and zero accountability floated above the Earth in a custom suit stitched together from tax returns nobody had ever seen.

He explained that the Golden Dome was a "Space Force upgrade" protecting America not only from missiles but also "bad vibes, fact-checkers, and Canadian maple syrup tariffs." When asked why it looked like his hair he answered:

> “BECAUSE MY HAIR IS A NATIONAL TREASURE. MORE IMPORTANT THAN SOCIAL SECURITY, EVEN.”

Naturally Florida declared itself the “Scalp of Freedom.” Texas began drilling for hair oil. Congress debated a $5 trillion comb maintenance bill. Meanwhile, the rest of the world watched confused but not surprised.

Fallout and Fringe Benefits

Under the dome things got weird. Wi-Fi signals only worked if you complimented the hair. Journalists had to wear MAGA conditioner. A new app called “WigTok” emerged where users could rate the quality of the dome’s daily shine.

One brave citizen attempted to poke a hole in the hair using truth. He was promptly ejected from the dome and landed in Vermont where Bernie Sanders offered him herbal tea and a lecture about the 1%.

By mid-year former staffers admitted the dome wasn't made of keratin it was formed by years of unchallenged ego, classified narcissism, and repurposed NFTs. It was the perfect defense mechanism: no one could take it seriously yet it blocked everything that mattered.

The Beginning of the End?

Rumors surfaced that a group of wig-makers from Brooklyn were designing “The Razor Project.” The European Union sent shampoo as foreign aid. Canada sarcastically renamed their capital “51st State North.”

But inside the dome Trump smiled. His supporters hailed the dome as his greatest achievement: a bold, shiny symbol of America’s ability to confuse satire with reality.

Final Thoughts

Is it a dystopia? Is it a parody? Or are we just living in a world where truth is weirder than fiction and satire barely catches up?

Whatever the answer one thing is clear:

The hair is watching.

[troythecatfish]

[bhodi-anjo-daishin]

The ABSOLUTE greatest Trump McDonald’s campaign ad in the history of the world!