#UNIRONICALLY

[samuelroukin]

big fan of seeing a character and going from ‘oh he’s kind of a freak, interesting’ to ‘i need him expeditiously’ in the span of like five minutes

[mayasaura]

It must have been kind of confusing being fandom-in-laws with tlt when Nona came out. Yeah yeah tlt that's the one with bones and goth knights and dead lesbian space juggalos in sunglasses. and apparently a girl and her fluffy white dog??? going on a walk with her happy family??? Okay??

[battery-enthusiast]

i didn't realize i was the last one left

that was not a fun two minutes .

[strangersatellites]

I owe you a black eye and two kisses

933 words | idk M adjacent I guess

The interviewer’s name is Brooke. Steve isn’t sure who she’s with, he wasn’t paying that much attention.

She seems like a nice girl. Really, she does.

Steve is a little distracted though, trying his best to be earnest when he answers her questions.

“How did it feel when Jeremy told you he wrote the character specifically for you?”

“What was the most meaningful scene for you to film?”

“What was it like working with Nancy Wheeler? She’s my favorite.”

He thinks he does a pretty good job all things considered.

Well- considering that all he can hear is “Eddie! Over here” from the wall of paparazzi to his right. As kind as Brooke seems, he would much rather be hanging off his boyfriend while the crowd screams his name and begs for autographs.

Dating another famous person is all fun and games until work calls you both at the same time.

He looks over his shoulder between questions and catches Eddie throwing him a wink. He’s stood on the red carpet with the other Corroded Coffin boys and they’re all joking and laughing and acting like they don’t have a care in the world.

Steve knows that’s not true. They were all but shaking in their boots on the car ride over while their manager threatened them each on their lives to behave themselves.

He laughs under his breath and tears his eyes away.

“Okay! Now for some rapid-fire fan questions!” she says.

Perfect, this will be a good distraction until Eddie’s done being a goddamned model behind him.

Steve claps his hands together and furrows his eyebrows.

“I’m ready, let's do it.”

“What’s your favorite cereal?”

“Frosted Flakes, obviously.”

“When was the last time you went to the dentist?”

He snorts a laugh. “Uh, about a month ago actually. I chipped a tooth on set.”

“Yikes.” She looks down at the card in her hand. “Who is your most played artist on Spotify?”

He smiles, doesn’t need to pull out his phone to know the answer to that one.

“That would be my boyfriend.”

Brooke smiles at him and leans in conspiratorially, “If he isn’t really, I won’t tell anyone.”

He laughs. “He really is! If you wanted some juice though, Sabrina Carpenter is my second.”

She laughs and nods. “That’s perfect. I so see it. Okay, last one, what is your favorite snack to eat in bed?”

Oddly enough, he doesn’t really have to think to answer this one either.

“Pretzels, easy. We’ve been watching “How to Get Away With Murder” before bed every night and I’ve probably been through three bags this week. Honest.”

Brooke breaks her professional character to laugh and it spurs him on.

“It’s one of those things, I probably haven’t thought about a pretzel in three years and now that I’ve remembered they exist, I cannot put them down.” He notices now that even the camera guy is nodding and laughing. “You know when I was a kid, I used to love dipping a pretzel in my Coke can and hearing it fizz. That shit-”

He cuts himself off with a smile when he feels a warm hand slide around his waist.

“Hey hot stuff,” he giggles.

Eddie smacks a dramatic kiss to his cheek and squeezes his hip. His pretty smile taking over his face once he gets a good look at the blush that paints his cheeks.

“Hey babydoll. What’re you guys talking about?”

Steve’s head whips back around to Brooke. “Ooh! Ask him! I want to see if he says the same thing I did.”

She smiles and points the mic towards Eddie.

“What’s your favorite snack to eat in bed?”

Eddie puts on a faux contemplative look, puts a hand on his chin. He hums.

“Hm. That’s a tough one. God, I just don’t-”

Steve cuts him off, wraps his own arms around Eddie’s frame and gets in his face with a laugh.

“Oh come on, I know you’re thinking it! I want to be right!”

He makes himself giggle into Eddie’s shoulder thinking back to a few nights ago when Eddie had stuck two pretzel rods in his lip and pretended to be a walrus. So his confusion as to why Eddie isn’t answering only grows when he sees the filthy smirk on his face.

Eddie leans back far enough that he can see the mic flag.

“Who did you say you were with again?”

“E! News.”

Oh good. Steve had wanted to know that.

Eddie chuckles and Steve figures out what’s happening as soon as he feels Eddie’s hand shift. He can’t move his own fast enough.

“Well, Brooke from E! News, my favorite snack to eat in bed is my baby,” he punctuates it with a smack to Steve’s ass, “what else?”

Steve buries his blushing face in his boyfriend’s jacket and rushes to smack a hand over Eddie’s mouth before he can get out a, “Have you seen his-”

“OKAY, that’s enough out of you,” he looks back toward Brooke who is laughing hysterically, “I’m so sorry. He’s an animal.”

Steve is going to beat him up. Really, he is.

Eddie grabs his wrist and pulls his hand away from his mouth and settles it over his chest, bare under his studded jacket.

“Can you blame me? Look at him. Never tasted anything better.”

Okay, he’s done for real this time. He grabs Eddie’s arm and pulls him away, back toward the boys and more importantly away from the cameras.

“Thanks so much Brooke, you’re a gem, I am so sorry, again.”

Eddie cackles behind him and he just knows that they’ll never live this one down.

(He doesn’t really want to.)

[dgnknight]

james norrington delivering “i think we can afford to give him one day’s head start” with a smirk then proceeding to ruin his entire life chasing jack into a hurricane #boyfailure

[mamepato]

Die Kirche hat einen guten Magen, // Hat ganze Länder aufgefressen // Und doch noch nie sich übergessen.

[sunshine-gumdrop]

[torveiglyart]

“Look in the mirror, what do I see? A broken kid chasing broken dreams. Traded love for apathy.”

[grolarbear]

friends :)

[junedidoo]

sketches of my current hyperfixation that i can sense will follow me to my deathbed except its just sonadow with a dash of shadamy (platonic or not is your choice lol) also the short interactions drawn were from low quality pinterest memes and the some of them were referenced from comics/games/shows

[opbackgrounds]

It's not an accident that until this point Luffy has been absent from the auction house. Without him there, the Straw Hats try to follow the rules of the World Government and fail miserably. When Luffy does arrive, it's not by walking politely through the front entrance, kowtowing to the rules of the house in a vain attempt to win Camie back. He's a pirate. He doesn't care about what the World Government wants. So he crashes through the door, disrupting everything, causing a scene, and frees not only Camie but all the would-be slaves that had been put up for sale.

[luckypunklemonade]

would.

[dog-prophet]

More....Tamers fanart.... ant with bindle...

[satoblue]

Saw one of those candy bra + g-strings recently and I can’t stop thinking about what would happen to Satoru’s brain if you wore it for him 😵‍💫

i think his brain would explode AHAHAHAH

when he sees you on the bed, his eyes go dark, he approaches you — pinning you with his gaze alone like a predator does its prey before tearing the bottom piece off. the candy pieces scatter, flying everywhere and hitting the floors and furniture with soft pings and you would chastise but you kinda can’t when he goes down on his knees to eat you out with a desperate fervor.

“do you think some stupid candy could keep this from me?”

no sir . no i do not . you know you have him so down bad for you when he ignores his sweets — prefers you over them v_v

the next time you try it, he’s a bit nicer with it (he tells you to buy it again). this time he takes a moment to admire how your nipples chafe against the hard candy , will maybe lick and suck at them through the holes it couldn’t fill , will lap at your cunt, tasting both you and the sugary delight on his tongue simultaneously — he is in heaven

[prettiest-thing-in-the-morgue]

funny tweets I think Damien wld unironically post

Unedited/original tweets

[starful-emporium]

as funny as the steel workers union thing is, teenagers would absolutely elect someone running on that platform