Batfam quotes as quotes from my dnd group (part 6)
Damian:"According to Jon- I have a good soul, but I do bad things and I really need to stop that"
Bart:“Do you have any… cheese”?
Tim:“You just want a wheel of cheese”?
Bart:“No a plate- i'm civilized”
Cassie:"Thats debatable..."
Kon:"Just get the man his cheese"!!
Duke:“I got hit by a car, physically with my body”
Jason:“You gotta start conditioning yourself with day drinking”
Roy:“Alcoholism IS the answer”
Steph:“They are dicks and think they are better than me which makes them horrible people”
Damian:“If he says that again ill kill him-”
Tim:“He's not joking, he has a history of trying to kill his siblings”
Damian:“And I don't plan to stop”
Jason, yelling into GPS: "Locate punk ass bitch"
Dick:“Sure I was tipsy, but there was a girl doing cocaine in the bathroom-
Bruce:"..."
Dick"SO- I think me dropping a wine glass is the least of their problems”
Babs:"It took multiple people to explain to these boys… they aren't even men"
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Dick, pointing to Jason's photo : This is Jason. He was our brother. He liked literature and was very good at school. People would've told you he was violent but he was the sweetest and would've never been on the wrong side.
Damian, who has seen Jason training in the League of Assasins to commit homicide and probably mass murder in Gotham : Okay
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After a mission…
Dick: I can’t wait to go home, have a bowl of cereal, and go to sleep.
Duke: Lucky, I have patrol in like, two hours. No sleep for me. What’re you going to do when you get home, Jason?
Dick: Wait! Let me guess. Crack open a beer, order in Chinese food, and fall asleep on the couch watching a gritty action movie.
Jason, fully planning on having a lavender scented bubble bath while drinking vanilla earl grey tea and watching Pride and Prejudice: … Something like that.
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Just some quick sketches:
I saw this on Instagram last week. I couldn't just NOT draw it. It was way too funny. The post and the comments are just HILARIOUS.
(He definitely says pog).
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Batboys as Brian David Gilbert Gifs
Duke:
Damian Wayne:
Jason Todd:
Tim Drake:
Dick Grayson:
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18 year old Dick: Hey, check your phone I sent you something
13 year old Jason: [checks texts] You're such an asshole
Dick: You see, it's funny because it's true
The text:
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Tim : Who is this?
Dick , holding Damian in a tight grip knowing full well he will jump Tim as soon as he lets go : Our New Brother
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