#Vamposting

[pixelpolls]

Vamps vs Werewolfs like its 2010!

[vampistol]

I love you W.D. but youre not fooling anyone

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[whereserpentswalk]

They say there was a monster hunter, who had killed countless cryptids and entities, who fell in love with a vampire. They fell in love when they were fighting, but as they rolled around it soon felt as if they were playing, and soon they kissed, and he forgot about her fangs that could have so easily bitten him. And for once he chose not to kill a monster.

And she told him that she could be with him, and be his lover, for as long as he wished. But she reminded him that she was a free being, that she would never be tamed by him, and never made to put down her weapons, and be made to be like a human bride. She would never be able to marry him by any law, never have sex with him or bare his children, never take him as her only lover, or his god as her only god, and when he died her life would still be far from over. And he agreed with his words, but hoped she would change her mind some day on all things.

As as the hunter was still young, he let her hunt with him. She could see and hear better than any human, and knew where her fellow unseelie lurked. She could hypnotize a mothman as he shot at it from the ground, and could track a werewolf in the darkest of nights. And they would run together across city streets in the moonlight, and for a time their love was true. And all the local bars and local artists began to know their names well, and as the cold autumn night winds blew in their hair, they knew eachother at their best. Soon they had an apartment together, and he would brush her hair in the morning light as she slept.

At first they thought they were alike. But as he saw her hunt more, saw her mouth open wide into a mess as fangs and sharp teeth and then fold back to human shape, saw her run naked to chase down a stray goblin, and saw her sexless body naked, with scars from where her humanity was lost, he began to see her as a wild beast he had on a leash. And as she saw all the things he hunted, how willingly he would trust the testimony of humans, and how little he would show ugly things mercy. There were many creatures she had to convince him not to kill, as many as there were creatures she helped him kill, and she too felt she was hold a leash with a wild beast at the other end more and more as time went on and on.

And as he got older and older, and he began getting stranger and stranger freinds. Strange to the vampire at least, to the monster hunter they were very normal. No longer did he know the poor, the students and teachers and programmers and artists. Soon he had freinds who worked in finance, in law, who ran startups, or women who lived like pets in their husband's laps. And suddenly he wanted her to look presentable to them, even if they knew she was a vampire she couldn't be the kind they would be afraid of. Her mouth couldn't open all the way, it had to remain in a human looking state. And she couldn't spread her wings, and she had to move like a human, and dress well around them. And when they ate she couldn't drink blood, she just had to be served mortal food, and state at it as she ate nothing. And he'd pet her little head as he answered so many questions for her.

And as he got older still he began to have richer and richer clients. Fewer people in danger and more and more people looking to get rid of "problematic elements". And more and more did the hunter look at the vampire and realize that he was older now, and she was still young. And he wondered if he should have told her to transform him when he was still young, and make him like her, of the unseelie kind, forever young. Yet he thought he was too late for that, not knowing how much older he still had to grow.

And eventually, as he was older, and his clients ever richer, he told her that he was moving. He didn't ask her. He told her. And it was assumed she'd move with him. And he took her to a town, just outside of the city limits, where you needed a car to leave. And there was nothing to do at night, and no cryptids or entities but her. And there was a big house with a TV. And he would drive into the city to hunt, without her. And she would no longer walk the city streets, free and wild, and she would no longer have freinds outside of him. And she was alone, for the first time in centuries she had nobody.

And once, after they had lived together in that town for years. As he had grown older, he told her that it was time she finally slept with him. He pointed to his body and explained to her that he had needs as a man, and she had duties as his wife, and it was the first time he ever called her his wife. And as she told him no, he pulled down his pants, and began to force her mouth open. And it did open, but he had forgotten how wide it did open, she had made it look human for him for so long, and soon the bottom half of her face had once again shown itself as a mess of sharp fangs and many jaws.

They say she flew back to the city that night. And say that his body still sits in that empty house. Cold and abandoned, stripped of pants, and drained of blood, doomed to be forgotten.

[timdales]

If you’re not documenting yourself, it’s simple, you just don’t exist.

been thinking of them as of late so i had to make this. shoutout if u saw my josef & rhiannon post

my references :)

[idontwikeit]

not sure if you’re the right person to ask about this BUT is it at all worth it to read any of the vampire chronicles? i’m a big armand fan and the devil’s minion kinda sounds 👀 but i also feel like iwtv 2022 is one of those things where the quality of the adaptation so vastly outmatches that of the source material that i wouldn’t really find the books all that compelling

ohno I'm sadly the wrong person to ask...I tried the vampire lestat and gave it up with the 1st chapter; I read the devil's minion chapter in queen of the damned and tried to continue but gave up too. I now have the vampire armand and tales of the body thief in my kindle, untouched

I must direct this question to @gayvampiredivorce and @nonbinarybriarmoss who I know have read the books

but also I must show this excerpt that got me VERY tempted to start tva and also. not.

[futchgunk]

this is a gift!! ::::o for me ::::O!!!! im thankful to have friends that would work on things and gift me art. thank you i love u @digital-dryad

[vampvalerian]

me at 5: hi

everyone else: ew weirdo

me at 10: hi

everyone else: why do you move like that

me at 12: hi

everyone else: are you even human

me at 15: hi

everyone else: are you like…… on the spectrum

me now: hi i’m a weird nonhuman autistic elf vampire

everyone else: ew umm are u joking. u know thats not real right

[ivyovergrowth]

now that I finally have wings I'll be unstoppable

[bungouchronicles]

Socially anxious vampire who overthinks whether they've actually been invited in or not

[mothman1930]

Since i woke up i have been thinking about this...

[cr3ature0fthen1ght]

Tip for new vampires!

WRITE SHIT DOWN. idc if you think you have a great memory, you won't in 500 years. Also it'll be great for your future self to go "fuck that time period was messed up" only to realize nothing has changed since then.

[verlake]

it's always how's the interview going? did the vampire get the job? and never how was the embarassing and excruciatingly personal post-ep breakdown? the embarassing and excruciatingly personal post-ep breakdown seemed fun.

[vampistol]

Maybe one of the worst things ive made in my lifetime

[disastergay]

first time vampire buys a coffin to sleep in only to realize too late that it doesn’t open from the inside

[timdales]

people who compare rhiannon to love quinn don’t know who her #real mother is

[idontwikeit]

they tried to hold onto each other ohgod i feel sick