#Viral sounds

[hazbinbossbrainrot]

Charlie:*doesn’t acknowledge Angel’s patronage after introducing Sir Pentious as the hotel’s “official guest”*

Vaggie: *states to Angel that he hasn’t done anything that’s changeable and always creates problems*

Angel Dust: All that work… and what did it get me? Why did I do it?

[littlesistersti-backupandspam]

Time to make this go viral somehow.

captured on 13 Sept 2022, not sure what day it was for Ethan

[shummthechumm]

NICKELODEON/BACKYARDIGANS OFFICIAL HIRE ME I CAN HELP YOU!!!!

[isa-ah]

oh yeah here’s smtn me and boy made lol

[unforth]

GOT MY @queerliblib CARD WUT.

Imma read so much manga 😭🥰😭🥰

[keepingmyoptionsfluid]

Oh hello👋

Sorry it’s so late⌛⌛⌛. Bet you weren’t expecting your 🍹drink🍹to be the only 🌩️🌩️dark and stormy🌩️🌩️ thing this evening and it’s me, hello, 💃Cassandra💃. What’s your name? Derek👮🏻👮🏻? Wow🥱🥱

Listen there’s been a little bit of an ☹️incident☹️, oh no😉😉. You see my husband🤵🏻, Charles, Vanderbilt V… he’s dead😵😵. Yeah the insurance company won't give me his 💰💰money💰💰 unless they rule it an accident, right? So I was hoping maybe you could do a little bit of this😏😏 a little bit of that😉😉, a dog help a dame out you know what I mean😘😘?

[tilbageidanmark]

(All the other memes I made..)

[blazingstar29]

Cyclone: okay we get it you all had terrible father

bradley, pulling a face: i didn’t. i fucking love my dads

(the daggers: no we don’t. we fucking love rooster’s dads)

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

So last year I made a lil something in art class… I present to you my cool bowl! :D

I’ve forgotten what I named him, but it was something like… *clears throat*:

✨Mr Salazar Draconius Serpentius Riddle✨

Say hi to Sal, and he’ll be eternally grateful and very, very happy :)

Reblog him, and I will NOT make you his afternoon snacc :)

[funnyshorts]

The Best doctor

[hazbinbossbrainrot]

New Side of Me - Blake Roman

(Verse 1):

Push me, pull me, write my story

Give me my rhythm, my rhyme

I break my cycles, endless spirals

I just wanna trust what is mine

If the sun’s in the sky

If the day follows the night

If the clock’s still keeping the time

Thеn you’re on my mind

(Verse 2):

Thе silence that we share

My heart was ill prepared

I oversimplified when it was do or die

(Verse 3):

Kiss me, hold me, that feeling is holy

Nobody’s loved me like you

Ah, life moves too fast to get stuck in the past

But I do, I do

(Verse 4):

I think I take more than I give

Kinda shit but it’s how I live

Be stuck ‘til my conscience has outgrown me

I’m dumb enough to do the math

‘Cuz life comes, life will pass

Bonus:

[aplpaca]

"every book I pick up ends up being a shitty book with wattpad level writing and it's all booktok's fault!" idk man maybe do a bare minimum amount of research before deciding to read something instead of acting like shitty popular books didn't exist before 2020?

like I'm not denying that tiktok and social media in general affect publishing or that publishers favor marketability over quality in many cases, but like, if you keep picking up all the popular booktok type books then that's kinda on you

[melbourneskybourne]

🛻💨

[delphientropy]

scratching a bug bite or itchy rash is like evil masterbation.

[kingofdoma]

"everybody do the wenis" going viral is an example of knocking at the devil's door and the devil answering