i need y'all to see bert's pupils
LOOK AT THAT
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HELLO…. UM…. thank you for the cirrus head-pats 😭 i entered a frenzy pls accept my humble offering of gratitude zkzoqoks 🧎🏻
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DAN AND SWAMPY,,, !!!!SURROUNDED BY PERRYS,,, !!!THE OLDER CHARACTER DESIGN OF PHINEAS AND FERB IN THE BACKGOURND!!!!,,OHMYGOD,,AKSUSUWUUDCJWMMSMXKCOODKS
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Reading smut and thinking you might like dirty talk in bed... Until you realise you're deaf and have to ask everyone to say the same dumb thing three times and then nod but you still only heard 'the canoe killed the chicken'
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there's only like 2 weeks till we go back to school!!!??
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i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.
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