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crustyfloor · 6 months

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I just realized the aliens in this scene tried to get Till to sing my clematis- vivinos. you're going to HELL.

#alien stage #qmeng #vivinos #alnst till #no wonder bro resisted so much #imagine kareoke night but youre getting traumatized while the others are having fun #fuk that #WHY DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS #THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE FUCKING DOING AND THE ALIEN DESERVED THE GLASS TO THE HEAD I DONT CARE #FUCK THAT

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jupitisms · 13 days

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WHY HE HAS BGUGS IN RHERE?!?

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fala-alfredo-pasta · 24 days

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A very self indulgent tatted and pierced up Ichimatsu thas it

#mr. osomatsu #ichimatsu #ichimatsu matsuno #ososan #osomatsu san #matsuno ichimatsu #my art #suggestive #piercings #tattoos #todomatsu #he's there verbally and spiritually but not emotionally cuz he's tired of ichimatsu's bs #he spends all his money on cat treats -- tattoos--and peircings #the tatts on his body cost a lot more than totty's phone and it pisses totty off lol #ichi: ''yknow monetarily my body is worth more than everyone here.''#totty: ''and yet you look the cheapest why is that? hmm? 💅''#ichi: ''bitter because you desperately want a tattoo but don't have the balls to commit to one huh?''#totty: *holding back tears* "f-fuk you.''#totty caves and finally gets a small tattoo on his thigh #he cries while ichimatsu holds his hands through all of it #ichi's so proud of his baby bro can't even tease him cuz he knows totty is being so brave about it #but also ichimatsu is an even bigger bitch when getting his tatts and literally passes out #every single time because needles man. But totty don't need to know that lol #choro: ''you can get a needle inserted in you for hours at a time but can't sit through one 1 min vaccination??''#ichi: ''it's not the same fappy. I get a cool forever art piece with a tatt. What do i get with a vaccination??''#choro: ''the avoidance of death and illness.''#ichi: ''exactly why prolong my existence here?''#choro: ''we really need to get you a therapist.''#a e i o queue #made and tagged this months ago and forgot i never posted it

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irinviolet · 8 months

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Zevran X Puss in Boots

(Meeting zev put me on an Antonio Banderas binge. When i first met him his voice took me out a bit, but after listening to him flirt on the ground trying to save his life, i grew quite fond of his weird antivian accent. After awhile i realised he sounds similar to puss in boots and i just couldn`t help myself not to thinking of a mash up.)

#zevran arainai #dragon age #dragon age origins #digital art #illustration #puss in boots #my art #dragon age zevran #omg why does tumblr fuk my image quality so much

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lunareclipses-moments · 5 months

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SPOILER FOR THE HSR

THEN WAKE UP TO WEEP

weeping fr

THAT'S IT GUYS

The stupid FUCKING quest ends here for me

WHHHHYYYYYY

God WHYYYYYYY

LIKE WHYYYYYYY MY SON

NO HE IS A REAL BOY AND HE IS GOING TO EXPLORE THE GALAXY WITH THE EXPRESS AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#i hate my life #FUCK YOU IPC #WOKE UP LOOKING FORWARD TO KICK SUNDAY ASS ENDS UP WEEPING FOR 3HR STRAIGHT #GOD pleeeease why #wake you then weep #they know what they're doing #mish my so we don't deserve you #god please take his pain and give it to the ipc #because whhhy him #from all the people why misha #misha is my son #he doesn't deserve this #fuk you hsr #why does genshin characters live and honkai not #god life is so unfair #honaki star rail #misha hsr

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didderd · 1 year

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suggestive... felly skelly.... sketch request 👀

do with that whatever you will sbsnakbsnsn

Warning: suggestive fell under read more. 👀

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o////o) .....

(I could'v gone.. further with this, but.. next time maybe... 👀)

#not a sketch but... fkn.. got carried away hhhh #kvjskbj fuk #the fkn line “i'll be gental. dont worry” makes my heart fkn skip a beat every time #specially when u know it's a fkn lie lmao #(tried so hard to give him just. any amount of ass under his baggy shorts. fkn.. don't think it worked lmao)#fell sans #underfell #undertale #undertale au #suggestive #art request #art requests open #didderd sins #didderd art #didderd asks #monomori3 #(edit: fkn why does tumblr move th read more when u edit a post. fixed it hhh)

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le-trash-prince · 7 months

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OH…. OKAY.

OKAY.

(x, x)

#benz what the FUK #WHY DOES THIS FEEL LIKE A DOG DOING A TRICK IM BLACKING OUT #pit babe #pit babe the series #pit babe fanmeet #pop pataraphol #benz atthanin #winnerkim #pit babe polyshipping #pit babe cast #change2561 cast

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spaciebabie · 10 months

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Down! like u asked :3

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poptartregreteva · 2 months

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i just found a fly in my room

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edit: it just flew onto my food

i decided to dismember it actually

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sweet-like-hypoglycemia · 11 days

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But have your wrist tied to your thighs.

😵‍💫 so exposed......

#being helpless freaks me out #why does being scared turn me on 🙈#ask #submission #i havent been tied up in ages #not since college...fuk.#i hate my life haha wtf am i DOING #why am i not always getting fucked and used and tied up and tortured. its not fair.

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fala-alfredo-pasta · 4 months

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Fun fact: Hajime’s height in Japanese is 179 cm and in feet, 5’10.

Meaning that not only Mikan and Hajime would be the same height, but Hajime’s the tallest of the DR protagonists! Makoto (160 cm, aka 5’2), Komaru (163 cm, 5’4), Kaede (167 cm, 5’5) and Shuichi (171 cm, 5’7). RIP Makoto.

ok hold on hold on imma use this as an excuse to rant about cm to feet because when I started simping for Nagi and found out he was 180cm and everyone kept saying he's 5'11'' but when I converted it it came out to 5'9" I went down a rabbit hole of trying to get to the truth and found that EVERYONE IS LYING IT'S ALL A FUCKING LIE

I've used so many different converters online and it seems the most consistent number for 179 to feet is 5.87 which would translate either to 5'8"or 5'9" if you're feeling generous. ok ok but THEN you get converters like THIS:

That says it somehow translates to 5'10"?? a whole ONE TO TWO INCHES MORE??? LIKE I GET ROUNDING IT TO 5'9" OK THAT MAKES SENSE BUT HOW THE FUCK DID YOU ADD AN ENTIRE INCH TO THAT?? BUT THEN IF YOU DIVIDE 70.4742 INCHES BY 12 INCHES IT'S STILL 5.87 FEET!

Oh oh but THEN if you apply this to Makoto's height of 160 you get THIS:

WHICH YEAH MAKES SENSE SURE. I mean at least I can see how people would round up to 5'3" even though he's technically more closer to 5'2" since it's 5.24 but whatever I guess I GUESS

So then WHY does shit get weird with height around Hajime's and Nagito's??Well. I noticed something while trying to figure out Mikan's height since originally I had wanted to put her in CM since that seemed simplier but I couldn't gauge how much two more inches would be in CM thus I went back to the converters to convert once again from cm to feet (mistake).

Well interesting enough, when I put Mikan to 182 cm google converts it to 5.97feet:

which should be about an inch more than Hajime who's at 5.87 yeah? Then it implies that every inch is roughly 3 cm which google confirms as well:

ok ok the logic then would be that if I want Mikan to be TWO inches taller than Hajime then she'd need to be at least 185cm as 179cm+6cm = 185cm which should translate to around 5.8 feet + 2 inches = 5.10 feet

BUT THEN!!!!

if you put 185cm into google you get:

SIX FUCKING WHOLE FEET!!!!!!!!!

SIX!!!!!

WE WENT FROM 5'9" TO 6' A WHOLE THREE INCHES

and btw 185?? That's Byakuya's height. AND SOME BITCHES EVEN HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SAY HE'S TALLER

Here's the deal alright. Because 3cm is actually a bit more than an inch (1.18 inches), those extra inches start adding up and can add ALMOST an inch which is why we can get those sudden jumps. I acknowledge this and accept this as fact.

But I will NOT accept Hajime nor Nagito being 5'10" or 5'11" because really they're approx 5.872feet and 5.905feet and even if we're being kind and rounding up then really they'd be 5'9" and 5'10" on a good day. Though really Nagito should still be 5'9" because im sorry honey you juuuust made it to 5.9 and you're only 1cm taller than Hajime not 3cm not even 2cm. Hajime and Nagito have little to no height difference.

So thus, 5'10" Mikan would still, in fact, be taller than Hajime AND Nagito. Now, all that being said, what would Mikan's height be in cm? Well, for simplicity's sake we'll say she's 182.

TLDR: Converting metric that is based on the powers of 10s with the Imperial system based on the division of 3s, 12s, and whatever the fuck you feel like that day messes everything up and gives you wildly different perceptions of height and everyone is simultaneously correct but also wrong and Byakuya is 6 foot tall fuck you he's doesn't get to round up he has enough height already he needs to learn to share and be humbled. Thank you.

#anonymous #im sorry for this rant i just...look...growing up with US imperial #its easy for me to visualize inches and feet #thats just how we're taught #it starts making sense #12 inches in a foot 3 feet in a yard 1238749309 yards in a mile.#but then...you get older....and you face the metric system....and it's all so...simple...#it's just....1's and 0s...the prefix means something. 10 milis in 1 centi. 100 centi in a meter.#it's just rounds of 10 and it stays consistent #guys. my fellow Americans and all those who use imperial. what the actual fuk are we doing #why did we do this. why did we create such a broken system #what the hell even in a square mile? a stone? a GIL?#we need metric. im sorry but they're correct and we're wrong. metric has always been the right way #impearlism in this day and age?? death to the empire i say #METRIC ALL THE WAY!!!!!#fahrenheit is still better tho #danganronpa #fala replies #a e i o queue

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muxas-world · 16 days

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Who hates sprint races more us or franceso ???

#he really say hate those things are fake races #they dont caunt #why the fuk they rcen exist #qhot yhe rider whi most wins is gona lose this champcji9nt #im ending all #pecco bagnaia #motogp

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21rstrejectedsoul · 7 months

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Yknow what? I was 'bout to say something really misogynistic but there's still a part of me who doesn't fully believe in my reasons to having this hatred

It's not that I care about what people would think, I just can't say something I don't fully agree even if it's 99%—

What the fuck? I was adding tags about mysogyny and for some damn reason there's a KINK about mysogyny???

Holy fucking fuck. Yknow what else does it reminds me? I was scrolling through incels.is and I found a post pointing out about a hella big subreddit about RAPE KINK and most of the posts I saw were about women fantasizing about being brutally raped. I-what the fuck is wrong with women?

Yknow what else it reminds me? Most violent porn is consumed by women. Goddamn it, sometimes I think I'm just overreacting or going too far whenever I think about blackpill but it only ends up being proved again and again