#We should do this

[regulusa-black]

We as a society should really bring back exile as a concept

Like dude just get the fuck out

[the-devils-grave]

If an archaeologist ever is friends with a vampire, the archaeologist should try to carbon date the vampire. This would be especially helpful if the vampire forgot his age

Spelling archaeologist shouldn't be this hard

[gay-fucking-goblin]

Earthquakes are terrifying. The earth shouldn't shake or move

That is why I propose we should all work together as a species and weld the tectonic plates together

Why we should do this:

1) massive world wide jobs program would help the economy

2) would help prevent damage from earthquakes also helping the economy

3) because we can

I believe this initiative would bring the world together and stop all wars

[daddysclownboy]

I propose that we rename rainbows ‘gaynbows’ because it works

[sleaterkinnie]

i looked up strap but nothing was loading so i clicked a random one anyways ummm hi

this is strap i think

[ecstasydemon]

crowdfunding to hire an assassin to kill elon musk

[ray-roach]

I had one of those really long dreams where theres like 5 in one and you barely remember them and the part I do remember is a woman giving birth or whatever and after that she says “Lets give him the PHILOSOPHY TREATMENT” and then pulls out a picture of the trolley problem and a basic explanation and the baby stops crying and starts thinking about it. so crazy

[dramatic-shitpost-poet]

If I cover myself in fake blood, would you lick it off of me and treat it like real blood even as you use it as lube? Just curious hehe

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[fairydrowning]

– Noor Unnahar, Instagram account "noor_unnahar"

[TEXT ID: / [Lemons] / My father's mother loved lemons. Years after her passing, / we run out of everything, but never / lemons. / Nothing else shelters grief / better than memory. / It's my father way of saying, / even in your absence, you will be / cared by me. / END ID]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

[embraceyourdestiny]

to any americans who feel "paralyzed" and "dont know what to do" to help with gaza:

reading a fucking book. i beg of you.

in a time of knowledge suppression is it your duty to arm yourself with knowledge.

read about americas occupations in the middle east.

read about 9/11 from outside of america and see how they inflicted senseless harm and violence to countless amounts of people and have been suppressing your rights for the past 2 fucking decades.

read about any of the countless wars from the past 30 years. especially from a civilian's. and the victims and survivors' perspective. listen to the horror stories and do not plug your fucking ears as to what your country is doing.

and read about fucking gaza and palestine and keep up with what is happening no matter how "sad" or "uncountable" you might get.

dont look away from this.

you dont have the right to be comfortable during countless active genocides.

if you're knowledgeable, you're powerful, and our current state doesnt fucking want that.

you have the power to change things if you open your eyes and scream to the world.

wake the fuck up.

Edit: please check the reblogs there are readings and ways to help

[bookshelfpassageway]

yknow i dont go here but sometimes i gotta go: seriously respect clowns. they have the worst pop culture representation in the world and also the best most thorough honor code. they're just here to be silly little guys who bring joy and are very conscientious about doing so responsibly. let them to their merriment in peace you dont hafta take potshots. i dont go here but like maybe i should, you all seem super chill

[flingflugdingdong]

If half the people get on one side and the other half get on the other and we all push real hard we could create flat earth

[an--artistic--autistic]

i am unreasonably proud and excited about this