Move aside swagless boutta get a new Wizard’s Staff that comes loaded with spells like “open locked doors” and “dismantle car”
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Recursion of the Lichemaster (Dave Andrews, from Warhammer Fantasy Battle 3e, GW, 1987; cropped from the intro page of the 1986 2e supplement Terror of the Lichemaster -- which is the title on the spine of the book he carries)
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Timeweaver's Wand!
Please do not use, this is a personal item design that i made for one of my OCs.
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wassup, here’s a wizard staff doodle
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You don’t understand, I NEED a big staff so I can use it as a walking stick, to feel as old and wise as I am.
AND I need a big chunky crystal at the top to channel my magic through and whack people over the head with.
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So, I got Dad this Toblerone for Christmas. It's about as long as my leg. Which means it couldn't fit in my backpack and I had to carry it throughout the last half of my Christmas shopping like the most awkward wizard staff or katana.
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it's about time some of you learn about the best drinking game in the world: Wizard staff
all you need is beer (or your respective alcoholic/non-alcoholic beverage), duct tape (either one solid colour or a variety depending on your alignment), various hard liquors, and patience
each time you drink a can, you have to duct tape it to the last can drunk before you can start drinking. it's easier in lower levels when you only have two or three extra cans of height, but gets more intense the further you go along. each can equals 1 level, and whoever has the most levels by the end of the night is crowned victor as Master of the Wizard's Council
every few levels, you fight a boss named after a liquor. you cant add to your staff until you beat the boss. to beat the boss, you need to take a shot of that liquor.
below are some better instructions and explanations
there are more variants, like being unable to say drunk and being required to say "feeling wise", taking a drink if you fail this and NOT adding it to your staff
got to be one of the best drinking games out there for any nerds who think wizards are cool (like me)
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An elderly polar bear who wears a traffic cone on his head
• claims to be a wizard
• can walk on all fours like a regular bear
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I recently discovered that pvc pipes are relatively inexpensive, and somehow the thing that this led to was me making several wizard staff props on this fine Thursday
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