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so since Valentines is tomorrow i just!! wanted to go ahead and say my part to also, celebrate Aromantic Awareness Week too by mentioning that we never talk about how romance, at its core, is a friendship more than anything! you can have your sex and sensual intimacy and kissing but, the thing is, it all goes back to people just. genuinely craving companionship. hddklsjdslk maybe it's just me being Demi personally but i think, to water romance down (as a lot of most media does) to just the sexual tension, or kissing, or flirting is doing us all a disservice. that stuff is all well and good! but to me romance has always been more than that.
it's about getting to know your partner better than you know yourself. it's about wanting to spend the rest of your life with them, and share in the highs and lows of what it may bring. it's a bond you have that is no less stronger than a friendship and, again, a friendship--that is practiced through a different lens--is a great way to describe it i think at its root. everything else is just a reflection of that.
above all else, romance begins with having a best friend.
and i think that's a very beautiful thing!
#IDK JUST THOUGHTS I HAVE LMBO#I'M A HOPELESS ROMANTIC AND A SAP I'M SORRY#COUGH COUGH YES THIS WAS ENTIRELY INSPIRED BY A QUOTE FROM A VERY SILLY MOVIE IDK IT'S JUST ALWAYS GOT TO ME LMBO#(IT WAS SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL. SO. UM.)#ALSO I DON'T MEAN LIKE. SITUATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS#I MEAN GENUINE ROMANCE THAT. COMES WITH STAYING TOGETHER WITH SOMEONE FOR MORE THAN JUST THE PLEASURE IT MIGHT GIVE YOU#ALSO ALSO!!! LIKE I SAID THESE ARE JUST THOUGHTS!!!!! SO IF YOU DISAGREE THAT'S COMPLETELY OKAY TOO!#I JUST WANTED TO SHED LIGHT ON THIS TO CELEBRATE AROS. DEMIS. AND ALLOS ALIKE!!!!#valentines day#aromantic awareness week
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cw: smut / a/b/o dynamics / cisfem!reader
contrary to popular, old-fashioned belief, alphas and omegas can be friends.
long gone are those times of wilful ignorance, the use of nature as an excuse for shitty behaviour —well, i'm an alpha, see, so i really can't help trying to shove my hand up your skirt, so—
most people are chill nowadays, you like to think — like to being the key phrase. sure, you get the occasional tradomega trying to tell you that you need to dive into your divine feminine and serve your alpha as god intended — and you've definitely been on the receiving side of some ticking biological clock rhetoric, for sure, by snot-nosed alphas with not even a single yen to their name — but it is what it is.
all of this to say that: when sero hanta is guts deep in you, it's completely platonic. completely. cute. casual. nowadays, no hair-brained ideas of marriage or monogamy or commitment accompany your coupling — it’s animal instinct, dirty and intense and slick and hot, scratching a biological itch, and that’s it.
you really lucked out on your choice of partner, too. sero’s an alpha, yes, but not in the derogatory sense. he doesn't get pissed when he smells other alphas on you, like a territorial dog; doesn't tell you that you should be settled down, already, with a household of pups to manage at 25 years of age; doesn't push and prod when you work long hours and devote most of your time to your career. he's funny, and goofy, and tall, and lean, and — and, well, his hair is floppy and inky black, and when he's hunched over you, sweat dripping onto your collarbone from his pointed nose, his cheeks flush the cutest shade of pink…
ahem. anyways.
while there are many omegas that are no doubt stronger than you when it comes to heats, forgoing human contact in favour of 700-odd pounds of silicone, you're part of the large majority that would rather shack up with somebody real. you're not knocking it, of course! your sock drawer is testament to the fact that you love your silicone, really, but there's just something about a person. all heat and skin-to-skin, sticky and nasty in a way that leaves you more satisfied than anything else.
and sero — with his kind eyes and goofy smile (and skintight hero suit) — is not only more than willing to help you through your heats, but have you enjoy them. not an easy feat when your insides are tying themselves up in knots between orgasms, but by god does he do it. something about his hips... something about the way he bows his head to your shoulder, grinding long and slow into you, hips pressed flush to hips. his lips brushing against your skin when he groans, his fingers tangling in your hair to pull your head back. you're not sure if you should be jealous of his obvious sexual experience, or just grateful that you get to be on the receiving end of it.
there is, of course, the obvious romantic connotations of it all. you’re not stupid enough to completely ignore it; after all, heats are these romanticised, coming-of-age-esque happenings, the plot of most early 2000 rom-coms and bad pornos. cute omega roommate forgets her suppressants and goes into heat! real alpha-omega love-making guaranteed!
but its not like that, because hanta is hanta and you are you. you’re like sharkboy and lavagirl. or fireboy and watergirl. whichever pairing fits the dynamic better — you’ve always been the hothead between you two.
“that’s a really shitty idea,” a friend warns you. she’d caught you with your scarf undone, baring the hickies that hanta had left on you to the world — an embarrassing result of the occasional non-heat trysts you’d find yourself caught up in. you couldn’t even blame the heat hormones for the way you’d almost mauled him, but a girl simply has needs! “i’m telling you, casual heat sex never works. trust me.”
but it works for you and hanta, right? because no matter how much you fight, how much you disagree, how much you chastise him for putting himself directly in the line of fire — on live tv, no less! — it all melts away in a pile of blankets and pillows. no matter how deep his cock drives in you, no matter how his teeth scrape your scent glands and have your toes curling against his back, it all ends up the same — slumped in front of the tv, lazily lounging on your phone while he boots up his nintendo 64 to kick ganondorf’s ass for the billionth time.
(and it doesn’t matter that sero isn’t seeing anyone else — it doesn’t matter that he’s deleted his dating apps, or that you keep the pillow he sleeps on when he comes over so that you can scent it when he’s gone. it doesn’t matter that he reminds you to take your anxiety meds — you know, omegas are 44% more likely to have GAD than the average person? — or that he remembers how you take your tea, coffee, and pho. these are things you’d do with any friend, of course.)
it’s cute. casual. not at all romantic, so surely you shouldn’t think twice about leaving a toothbrush at his place. and what harm could a set of pyjamas do? and you could always do with an extra pair of socks, and your skincare, and perhaps an extra phone charger…?
#sero waiting for u to figure out youve been dating for like 6 months: 🧍#anyways. hes just so boyfriend#the kind of guy that eats u out and has u cummin on his tongue and then asks if u wanna play mario kart#LORDDDD#sero hanta x reader#sero x reader#mha x reader#cw: nsft#cw: a/b/o#a/b/o dynamics#a/b/o#abo#sero hanta x you#mha smut#sero hanta smut#anime smut#anime x you#anime x reader
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Eliza: Stop doing that.
Alexander: Stop doing what?
Eliza: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
Eliza: Can you name a single city in Oklahoma?
Alexander: Oklahoma City, bitch!
('Tis a joke. Ham would never swear at his lovely wife)
Alexander: Where did you get that tomato soup?
Eliza: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.
(When Eliza's too tired to put effort into cooking actual food)
Alexander: So you like cats?
Eliza: Yeah.
Alexander: Tries to impress her by slowly pushing a glass off the table.
Alexander: You got a date yet Eliza?
Eliza: No.
Alexander: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!
Eliza: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.
Alexander: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.
(She's mad at him because he swore in front of baby Philip and Angie)
Alexander: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Eliza meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.
(I don't know if they would actually do this, but I like to believe they would <3)
Alexander: Snow got me feeling some type of way.
Eliza: That's hypothermia.
Alexander: Damn, the paramedics told me it was the magic of Christmas.
(Eliza is very much concerned and trying to get him to go inside and sit in front of the fire)
Eliza: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.
Alexander: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.
(Oh, it means everything <3)
Eliza: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Alexander: Okay.
Eliza: And make out during the scary parts.
Alexander: Th-
Alexander: The scary parts.
Alexander: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
(Yes, Alexander. She didn't stutter. The scary parts. Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl)
Alexander: I’m so tired.
Eliza: Did you get to bed late?
Alexander: No.
Eliza: Did you do something strenuous?
Alexander: No.
Eliza: Then why are you tired?
Alexander: I’m alive.
Eliza: Sounds exhausting.
(Eliza is right. Being alive is super exhausting 😔)
Alexander: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Eliza: Aww-
Alexander: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
(No, because he would definitely do this. You can't prove otherwise)
Alexander: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Eliza: That's great, Alexander. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 10 years and have 4 children.
(Ham just got back from drinking with his friends. He's drunk 😁)
Alexander, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?
Eliza, confused: I mean, this is our house, so yeah.
Eliza: Alex, could we go shopping? All the snacks are gone.
Alexander: I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?!
Alexander comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Eliza’s bedroom.
Eliza: Babe, are you.. coming to bed?
Alexander: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend.
Alexander: Lies on the ground and falls asleep.
Eliza: ...
Eliza: We're literally married, though???
(Again, Ham is drunk 😁👍)
Eliza: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Alexander: It was autocorrect.
Eliza: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me"?
Alexander: Yes.
(Yeah, that happens sometimes. Totally 👍)
Eliza: Alexander, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Alexander: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.
(Again, Ham swore in front of the kids)
Eliza: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Alexander: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day.
Eliza: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
(And that's on those rare occasions that he actually does sleep)
Eliza: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
Alexander: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Eliza: ...
Eliza: You mean ring bearER, right?
Alexander: ...
Eliza: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
(He totally is. As he should 😌✨)
Eliza: And have you learnt anything this Christmas, Alexander?
Alexander: …Not really.
Eliza: Nothing?
Alexander: Tell you one thing I have learnt—Christmas; ultimately, commercial holiday. Who's the real winner at Christmas? Amazon. they have drones now! Tiny little dystopian slaves delivering iPads and headphones. I ordered a toaster; It was on the doorstep five hours later! Do we need that? It was 4.99! For a toaster! I mean, someone's being exploited there.
(And that, kids, is the true meaning of Christmas. Exploiting people into buying stuff that they don't really need under the guise of it being worth it. That also fits for Black Friday, actually-)
Alexander: Alright, so the vampire's gravestone is—
Eliza: Cenotaph.
Alexander: What?
Eliza: It's only a gravestone if it marks the location of a body. A monument honouring someone whose body isn't present is a cenotaph.
Alexander: I'm... not sure that's how it works if the body gets up and walks away on its own.
Eliza: There's a precedent for gravestones being reclassified as cenotaphs if the body is later removed and reinterred elsewhere. There's no rule that says the body itself can't do the removing.
Alexander: Okay, but the body is very much coming back. That's kind of what we're here to accomplish.
Eliza: So it's a temporary cenotaph.
Alexander: And naturally our greatest concern here is avoiding semantic ambiguity.
Eliza: Semantic ambiguity is how vampires get you.
(I just thought this one was silly. I liked it)
Alexander: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Eliza: Steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to her knees and sob while apologizing profusely.
Alexander: That one. I want that one.
Eliza: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...
Alexander: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
#hamilton#hamiltrash#hamilton incorrect quotes#hamilton the musical#incorrect quotes#alexander hamilton#eliza schuyler#eliza hamilton#elizabeth hamilton#elizabeth schuyler#hamliza#hamilton x eliza#hamliza incorrect quotes#i was gonna add more but then i realized just how many I've already added#looks like this is gonna be a two-parter#probably more than 2 parts
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Hot’n Cold || Pablo Gavi (Insta Au)
Warnings: hinting too some unaliving yourself as a joke, swearing. (let me know if there is anything else)
Requested?: Yes/No
(Also the first one in the second picture, pretend it’s a vape just for the better)
@Y/n.Gz
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@Y/n.Gz:Cold asf, help me please😭
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Pedri:Get used too it gusano🪱❤️ (worm)
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@Y/n.Gz:BOY!!???? WHY WORM???
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Pablogavi:You sleep like a worm, swear too god, you kick me 4 times in a minute when you sleep
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@Y/n.Gz:Excuse me?????
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Pedri:Deadass, you slept on the couch once, and you kicked fer where the sun doesn’t shine anymore
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@Y/n.Gz:Fck you🖕
Mikkykimmeney:My cold baby💗
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@Y/n.Gz:Love youuuuu!💗💗
Pablogavi:Hot
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@Y/n.Gz:Boy? No context??????😭
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Pablogavi:It’s a compliment
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@Y/n.Gz:can you add an emoji???? It’s so weird without one😭 I feel like you’re attacking me, help it’s so sarcastic🔪
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Pablogavi:My sexy baby🫵❤️
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@Y/n.Gz:sounds kinda pedo🐿️
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Pablogavi:You’re never happy are ya?🥲
gavilovver:No but bffr, she’s hot asf😍
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Bbg..Y/n:Frrrr!😍
Pablogavi_is.Mine: smoking is bad for you
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Pedriloves:Fr, she should set a good example.
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Pepi:Like I’m a little disappointed ngl
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Gavi69:It’s a vape but okey😭
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Pepi:Still bad
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Gavi69:Be fr, half the football community vapes, no one cares, and she’s literally just a girl
Fan1:So prettyyyyyyy😍❤️
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@Y/n.Gz
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@Y/n.Gz:Made Gavi make a snot angel❄️☃️🪽
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_Ferminlopez:Snot angel??? That’s new, did he like sneeze?
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@Y/n.Gz:Die
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_Ferminlopez:Wow, harsh. @pablogavi how do you deal with her????
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Pablogavi:Honestly…not sure, she’s a crazy baby with anger issues I swear
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@Y/n.Gz:You can die too
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Fan7:La masia Duo dies as 19 and 20
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@Y/n.Gz:sounds pretty valid
Pedri:Mama called me saying she couldn’t get a hold of you, like phone nor on social media, did you block her????😭😭
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@Y/n.Gz:None of your business 🫶🏼
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Pablogavi:Bambi!? Why did you block her????????
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@Y/n.Gz:she was like, “you should dress warmer” all the time, but I was like “no”
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Pablogavi:Bambi…that’s not a valid reason, I swear you’re a stubborn 5 year old sometimes🥲
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Pedri:All the time not sometimes
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@Y/n.Gz:@pablogavi you always make yourself sound like a pedo
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Pablogavi:Bambi I swear I’ll open the window when you’re sleeping tonight
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@Y/n.Gz:You wouldn’t dare
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Pablogavi:Oh but I would
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Pedri:Wow dude, that’s intense…even from you
Vickylopezz._:Babe, I’ll marry you one day😍😍
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@Y/n.Gz:MUAHHHH😘😘😘
Mikkykiemeney:Hermosa😍😘
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@Y/n.Gz:LOVE YOU💗🫶🏼
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@Y/n.Gz
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@Y/n.Gz:I’m also just a girl💗🎀
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Pedri:You’re a demon child, that’s what you are
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@Y/n.Gz:😃😃😃🫵
Pablogavi:You gonna pretend you were the ones that baked that Bambi?
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@Y/n.Gz:Shut up
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Pedri:JAJAJAJA AS IF YOU COULD EVER DO THAT
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@Y/n.Gz:I’ll punch you
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Feeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr: Funny how you two come from a family of chefs and can’t do shit yourselves🤣🤣
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Pedri:I’m better than her at least
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@Y/n.Gz:IM A CHILD STOP ATTACKING ME🔪🔪🔪🔪
Fan79:Help, she’s so pretty🥰😍
Fan9:Shes also just a girl🎀💕💗💅🏽🌸
Fan55:Fuck me
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Fan87:Wow wow wow
Ferrantorres:What does that even mean?????
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@Y/n.Gz:nothing a man should get concerned over. For you💐
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Alejandrobalde:What the fuck? Can I have too??
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@Y/n.Gz:Here💐💐
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Alejandrobalde:Hah! I got two @ferrantorres !
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Ferrantorres:They we’re all dead🥀🥀🥀🥀
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@Y/n.Gz:That was dark sharkboy…..Lavagirl
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@Y/n.Gz: Christmas Birthday with bf? I love😍💗 @pablogavi
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_Ferminlopez: Happy birthday you clumsy fuck🫶🏼🪱
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@Y/n.Gz:What is it with y’all and the fucking worm?????
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Joaofelix79:You literally deadass kicked him off the bed once?????
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@Y/n.Gz:No i didn’t!????
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Pablogavi:Yes you did Bambi😭 But that’s okey, still love you 😘
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@Y/n.Gz:G😭 Tahnks I guess
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Pedri:Can you write? Or are you completely dumbfounded????
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@Y/n.Gz:Excuse me??? I’ll block you gtfo
Hctorforrt_:Happy birthday 🖕🫶🏼
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@Y/n.Gz:Yall are mean I swear😭
Mikkykiemeney:@frenkiedejong
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Frenkiedejong:What’s this supposed to mean!!????
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Pablogavi:Trust me…it’s a hint, a big one at that
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@Y/n.Gz:@Mikkykiemeney I can break up with gavi, and we can date?
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Mikkykiemeney:Oh please dooooo!
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Frenkiedejong:Excuse me? I gave you a son?🥲
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Mikkykiemeney:I birthed him, don’t see your point
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Frenkiedejong:🥲🥲🥲🥲
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Pablogavi: @Y/n.Gz a little hurt, but girl power I guess🤞🤝
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Fan2:Gavi wtf?
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Fan:7:I’ll take them both…
Taia_Belloli:I want😭
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@Y/n.Gz:I give😉
Danielalexmachado:Feliz cumpleaños, Bebita😘❤️ (happy birthday baby)
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@Y/n.Gz:Thank you mami😘💗
Mikkykiemeney:Happy birthday too the sweetest girl ever!❤️🥰
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@Y/n.Gz:Love youuuuu momma bear❤️
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@Y/n.Gz:Why is he like this?????? Why do I actually have a good bf???? @pablogavi
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Vickyylopezz_.:BABE? Are you complaining!???????
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@Y/n.Gz:NO I SWEAR BUT LETS BE FR HE CRAYCRAY😭
Pablogavi:I’m gonna marry you one day sooner or later
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@Y/n.Gz:STOPPPP THAT SOUNDS SO AGRESSIVE, I love you though💗
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_Ferminlopez:One weird chick
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@Y/n.Gz:Baby chicks 🐥🐣
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_Ferminlopez:Yeah you sure as hell walk like one that has just cracked out from the egg
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@Y/n.Gz: @pablogavi you just gonna let him??????🔪🫵
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Pablogavi:Bambi..Te amo❤️
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@Y/n.Gz:No you don’t topper!
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Pedri:Who tf is topper??
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Pablogavi:Please not this shit again Bambi….
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@Y/n.Gz:YOU LOVE THE IDEA OF ME!
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_ferminlopez:Why are you like this?
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@Y/n.Gz:YOU LOVE BEING SEEN WITH ME!
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@Y/n.Gz:But you don’t love me…
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Pedri:Wtf?
Vickylopezz._:Are you adopted?
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@Y/n.Gz:Babe????😭😭😭
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Vickylopezz._:Too pretty too be related too pedri swear
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@Y/n.Gz:STOPPPPP🫶🏼😘🥰🫵
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@Y/n.Gz: @pablogavi took me too fcking Greece. Crazy human being swear too god, te amo mucho!❤️
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Pablogavi:te amo tambien Mi pequena Bambi❤️ (I love you too my little Bambi)
Pedri:Knew all along, I actually helped so it would be nice to get a thank you as well hermanita🙄 (little sister)
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@Y/n.Gz:ew👁️👅👁️
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Pablogavi:What does that even mean?😭
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@Y/n.Gz:Tongue between eyes👁️👅👁️🐿️
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Pedri:What drugs are you on????😭
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Pablogavi:Sleeping drugs, swear she’s about too pass out if she has too lift her thumb once more
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Pedri:Jeez,cray cray, dunno how you deal with her, she’s like a 3 year old stuck in 17 years olds body😭
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@Y/n.Gz:I’ll shoot you with a croquette in the face
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Pedri:You have no aim
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@Y/n.Gz:harsh
Vickyylopezz_.:Wanna like…get married right now?
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@Y/n.Gz:Do you seriously have too ask?
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Pablogavi:Stopppp😭 why is everyone stealing my gf from me?
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Vickyylopezz_.: accept it, she’s too pretty for you🙂
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@Y/n.Gz:You’re both too pretty for me😘
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Fan66:Awwww, she’s defending him in a discreet way 🥰😫
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@Y/n.Gz:I think I like this little Life🫵💗 @pablogavi
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Pablogavi:why do you say that every second I do something normal for you???😭
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@Y/n.Gz:Low standards, but you be giving me high standards that I get shocked at family dinners with my brothers and cousins
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Adrifebles:Bitch
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Pedri:@adrifebles preach
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@Y/n.Gz:I’ll expose your little ass🥰
Pablitogavi:Help! They came to my grandparents restaurant! They were so nice! AHHHH!
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Gavibbg:Babe!? I want too be you so bad!😫
Taia_belloli:sweethearts💕
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@Y/n.Gz:💗💗💗
Fan6:Her tan though!😫
Fan3:Can I please change life’s with her
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Fan8:Nah him! She’s so prettyyyyyy😍
Marcguiu9:Stop.with.this.love.dovey.shit
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@Y/n.Gz:I’ll come too the next practice too personally shoot a ball in your face
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#gavi fanfic#gavi x reader#pablo gavi one shot#pablo gavi insta au#gavi insta au#pablo gavi x y/n#pablo gavi fluff#pablo gavi x you#pablo gavi x reader#pablo gavi imagine#pablo gavi#gavi blurb#gavi fluff#gavi imagine#barcelona#fc barcelona
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sfth incorrect quotes pt.7 because I haven't made these in *checks notes* ALMOST A WEEK?!?!
Sam: My hands are cold. Luke: Here, let me hold them. Sam: My lips are cold too. Luke: *covers Sam's mouth with his hand* Luke: I wasn’t that drunk. AJ: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important. Luke: BECAUSE YOU ARE! Tom: Mint is just cold spicy. The Squad: ... Sam: What the actual fuck is wrong with you.
Tom: Do you think different paints have different tastes? Luke: They do. AJ: ...Why did you say that with such certainty? Luke: Don’t say a word. Sam: Fergalicious. Luke: Sam, I said no words. Sam: Oh, I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we’re playing Scrabble, it’s not a word, now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you. Sam, to the Squad: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go. AJ: But how- Sam, ignoring him: "But how", you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say "no thanks". Luke: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down. (yes I'm continuing with the "Luke is an arsonist" bit) Sam: Look, Tom, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday. Luke: Fight me! AJ: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle? *Later* Tom: Why is AJ crying? Sam: Luke kicked him really hard on the ankle. Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent. AJ: I choose to waive that right! AJ: *screams* Tom: Dude, I will never forgive Craigslist for banning me after I wrote a post seeking a sworn nemesis. Whoever reported that is obviously my nemesis but I was so pissed. Sam: Hey! Tom: What do you want? Sam: Remember what we were talking about yesterday? Tom: Nope. Tom: Be kind. Everyone is fighting their own battles. Luke: Why would I be kind? I will be brutal and relentless and ride into battle by their side! AJ & Luke: *"accidentally" set the kitchen on fire* AJ: We need an adult! Luke: AJ, you are an adult! AJ: We need an adultier adult! Get Tom! Tom: Sam, keep an eye on Luke today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Sam: Sure, I'd love to see Luke getting punched. Tom: Try again. Sam, sighing: I will try to stop Luke from getting punched. AJ: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car? Luke: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Sam, deer!" AJ: ...And what did Sam do? Luke: ...He said "Yes, Honey?" (when gay chicken goes too far, but not in the way you were expecting) Sam: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt? Tom: Tom: Why are you eating dirt? Sam: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question. Luke: I hate Sam. Tom: Don’t say hate. That is a mean word. Luke: Fine, I LOATHE Sam. ("Sam is full of shit." - Luke Manning, Discord Q&A, 2024) Sam: There is no i in happyness... Tom: There is if you fucking spell it right. Luke: watching their house burn down Luke: Luke: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything. (I'm determined to make arsonist!Luke a reccuring joke) Tom: Go ahead, Sam. Let it out, cry. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry. AJ: Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation. Sam: All right, AJ, that’s it, you’re grounded! I found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. I didn’t raise you to be such a nerd! AJ: I’m not even your kid- ("I get my motherfricking baby back, baby back-") Sam: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Luke: Okay. Sam: And make out during the scary parts. Luke: Th- Luke: The scary parts. Luke: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Sam: You guys worried about Tom? AJ: Totally! Luke: Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?" Sam: And what'd you say? Luke: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno." AJ: Sam: He's lucky to have you as a friend. Some guy, to Luke: Look at you! All cute and small! I could just eat you up! Luke: *proceeds to kick them in the shin and run away* Sam, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Luke cute or small.
#shoot from the hip#shoot from the hip incorrect quotes#I still don't know what compelled me to make luke an arsonist in these#luke manning#alexander jeremy#sam russell#tom mayo
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SharkBoy and LavaGirl
Synopsis: You and your twin brother get on camp with the help of Percy and his friends, your sister is lost and when they come back from looking from her they say that she died. Some years later and you're really close to Percy, or shall I say, SharkBoy. Maybe something may happen between you two?
Pairing: percy jackson x fem!reader, nico di angelo x twinsister!reader(platonic)
Warnings: English is not my first language,bad writing??, making out(nothing too heavy tho), some cuss words but there's like only 4? I changed a bit The original story and aged up a little the characters! They met when they were 14,jusr so you don't get lost while reading. Proofread once, so if there's anything wrong tell me! The "headers" are not mine,they are from @cafekitsune
Words:3.5K (I never wrote something this much before lmao)
a/n: I'm a bit sick theses days and work + school have been killing me. so it took me a while to write this one. I don't know if Iike it or not,let me know what you think!
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the strange monster comes my way, I feel the guitar pick necklace that Chiron, my teacher, gave me start to shift and it suddenly turns into a bow and arrow, I quickly grab them and shoot the arrow in the manticore, as I do this I quickly see it turn into ashes that fly with the wind.
I fall into my knees feeling tired, I look around for my brother and my sister and I can't see them anywhere, but I see Groover,Annabeth and Percy running to me, I start to fall to the side and my vision start to blur,before they could reach me, I pass out and everything I see is black.
Percy's POV
Y/n passed out just as soon as I reached her and Nico di Angelo, her twin brother, arrived as soon as I got there, I grab her before she falls completely on the ground and I carry her I'm my arms, turning around and start walking to Grover and Annabeth with her in my arms and Nico right after me.
"Have you seen bianca?" Bianca is their sister, we haven't seen her since we got here, but we can't look for her now, we gotta go back to the camp.
"Sorry Nico,but I haven't. We can look for her after we get you and y/n back to the camp" I make and apologetic look to him, Annabeth and Grover doing the same.
Time skip
We're in front of the camp now, as we approach more, I see Luke, I walk hurriedly to him with the others following me.
" We have to her to the infirmary Luke, I think she's exactly like me when I got here for the first time" I say to Luke as he sees y/n in my arms "we can introduce the camp to them later"
"Yes, he's right! Please take care of my sister!" Nico says and Luke shifts his gaze to him. " Alright, let's take care of your sister, you can take a bath while we take care of her, Annabeth will show you the bathroom and get you new clothes"
" Come with me,Nico. They'll take good care of her! After they finish you can stay with her in the infirmary" after she das this I see Nico become more relaxed and look more calm. "Okay.. I'll see you later sis!" He says and kiss her forehead, even though she's not awake.
Y/n's POV
I hear some people whispering as I start to shift in bed, slowly opening my eyes and trying to get used to the light of the room I am in right now, I see Nico, Annabeth and Percy talking. Where's Bianca? I slowly sit on the bed and I see that they stopped talking and are looking at me now. "Hi... For how long I have been like this?" Nico jumps on me and says " Oh I'm so glad you finally woke up, you slept for almost four days, it was starting to scary me"
"Where's Bianca? Why she's not here?" I asked looking around the room, I see their expressions change and I start to become worried " guys, what happened to bianca? Why are you looking at me like that?"
"Bianca's missing, I'm sorry! " Percy says, he's the guy that got us here, I think. "But don't worry, we'll bring her back safely" Annabeth complete his frase.
"Oh... Uhm, thanks? Please bring her back to us, it was always us three and we can't be without our sister!" And they respond together "don't worry,we will"
Two weeks has passed since I recovered and they went to look for Bianca, I've made some friends in camp half-blood and people here are cool with us, I thought that maybe in the start things would be strange,but it actually weren't, me and my brother are in the Hermes cabin, I didn't understand things completely in the start, but Luke was totally helpful and explained everything to us. Me and my twin always loved Greek mythology (and we share the same passion with pirates too,but nobody needs to know that) and it's crazy we're kind of part of it too now.
I get ou of cabin with Nico and I see Grover, Percy and Annabeth in the entrance of the camp " look,they're here" I say and start running to them with Nico, finally Bianca's here with us! As soon as I get to them I see that their faces are not too good,oh no... "Hey guys, and Bianca?" I look at them with hopeful eyes
They look at each other and right after they look at us "look,guys..." Percy starts " we're really sorry,but... Bianca died while we were fighting with a monster"what? It's like the ground was falling apart for me, I drop myself to my knees and start crying " what? BUT YOU PROMISE TO ME, TO US." I shout, I start feeling the ground tremble and they "flew" a little to the back, what the heck is happening? Are we doing this? " YOU'RE LIERS!" Nico shouts too. I see some holes opening in the ground and lava starts bubbling inside them.
" Guys, we're really sorry, we swe-" they we're interrupted by the ground underneath them starting to crack, suddenly it opens big hole and they fall inside of it, after this happens the hole closes and we are left desperate,sad and wondering how this happened. Soon Chiron comes and talks to us " Hey hey, it's alright, they'll be okay and you'll be okay too, I'm sorry that you have to go through this, but I assure you, everything will be okay" we actually got better after he said those words from us, but suddenly he looks to the tops of our heads making us look too, and there was a skull symbol above my head, I look at Nico's head and it had the same symbol, as Chiron saw it he looked down at us "well, guess we know who's your father now,it explains why this happened. You guys will be better trained,don't worry! I'll tell Luke to show you the hades cabin, now go pack you things" he says patting our heads and smiling at us.
We're already at our cabin, it's kind of comforting here. I don't think we should've done that to them, they didn't deserve it, it wasn't their fault, I wish they forgive us when they come back(if they come back).
I hear a commotion in the entrance of the camp so me and Nico get closer and we see Percy injured with Annabeth and Grover carrying him, oh my god, he's like this because we sent them to god knows where? Good thing he is awake, I approache closer and say " I'm so sorry guys, it was just so much, I didn't mean to do that and now Percy's like this, I hope you guys can forgive us in the future,I'm so sorry, I swear" I say this fast and my eyes were in the verge of tears, Nico apologizes too and Percy says "it's alright guys,I'll get better soon and it's a normal thing you didn't know you could do that, it's okay! After I get treated we can talk better" as he finishes saying someone grab him and took him to the infirmary of the camp,Annabeth and Grover stay to talk to us and they forgave us too, explaining that this is a normal thing between half-bloods.
Narrator's POV
Four years have passed by and they got incredibly close, y/n and Percy were invencible together and they start going on a lot of missions together, with time passing they became best friends, and would spend a lot of time together, their relationship was only becoming stronger with each day passing.
Y/n's POV
I'm currently training with my bow an arrow in the forest, this is my favorite place to train, I spend hours here anytime I can. The only person besides me that knows about this place is Percy. We're very close now, I like his friendship. It's like only we can understand each other. I stop traveling in my thoughts as soon as I heard steps close to me.
I turn around with my arrow read to aim as the sound becomes more audible, as the person appears I prepare to aim and I hear " IT'S ME, DON'T SHOOT" I hear and it's Percy's voice, it was him all this time, I almost shoot him "Come on drama queen, I wasn't going to shoot you" yes, I was " yes, you were! You think I don't know you enough to know what you think, LavaGirl?" "Oh come on SharkBoy, I should know you know me enough to see easily what I'm thinking about " we laugh " why you're here SharkBoy?" Percy grins " well darling, I wanted to ask you to meet me by the forest after curfew" " and what will we be doing?" " It's a surprise LavaGirl, I won't tell you now!" " Oh come onn,please?" I pout at him " no, I won't tell you! You'll have to wait and see" "alright alright" I let out a small groan and we head to camp.
After dinner me and my brother came to our cabin, we talked a little and hugged before going to bed., we've been doing this since Bianca died. I wait him to fall sleep and when he finally does, I get out of bed slowly and make my way to the door trying to he as quiet as possible, I get out successfully and I make my way to the forest, being careful so no one catch me.
I see Percy and quickly approach him and jump on him "SharkBoyyy, I missed you" he hugs me tighter " I missed you too princess" we're best friends,but Percy always make sure to call me cute nicknames, he even started calling me LavaGirl, after I started calling him SharkBoy, it's one of our favorite movies, since he stays alone in his cabin, we often make movie nights there. We always have the best time together, at least to me, it's the best part of my day.
Percy's POV
I smell her perfume as I hug her, she always smells so good, I don't even know how she smells good like this. I prepared a surprise for her,I think she'll like it but I can't help getting nervous, but I can't show it because she'll know as soon as I show some emotion.
"Close your eyes" and when she closes her eyes put my hands on top of them so she can't peek "don't worry,I'll guide you" I say as I guide her to the little "beach" of the camp " And,wait a little bit.." I said dragging the 'and' " open your eyes" I say as I finish setting things up and lighting the last candle "so... Do you like it?"
She looks everywhere with her eyes shining, she smiles at me and I swear I've never seen her smile like this. She jumps in me and says "Perce, this is amazing! Oh my god, I have no words to explain how much I love this" I hug her even more tighter "I'm so glad you like it LavaGirl! Now come on, let's watch a movie and eat the things I brought"
Y/n's POV
I'm with Chiron waiting for my partner so that Chiron explain what we mission we're going to. The person's late. I hear someone running and the person opens the door panting from the run. I see Percy, of course he was late. But I'm glad the mission is with him.
"Hi, Percy! I'm glad you are finally here, sit next to Y/n so I can explain what type of mission you will do" Percy sits and Chiron starts explaining, it's a high risk mission even if we just hace to rescue artifact that's really old and stuff. We get out of the room and start going to our own cabins to pack the things we're going to need.
After we finished packing our things, we met each other in front of the camp, we came to the city and now we're in the train station waiting for the train " I think we'll do just fine in this mission, you don't have to worry. You know I'll always take are of you,right?" Percy says to me, I don't even have to say anything for him to notice how I'm feeling "yes, and I'll always take care of you too" we smile and the train comes.
Percy's POV
We arrived on the place the mission is going on a while ago and Chiron was right, this mission is hard, like REALLY hard. Me and her have been fighting with endless monsters since we got here and these monsters are the worsts, there's a lot of them. I'm currently fighting with one monster and y/n's fighting with another one. Her monster is the bigger one, I see she's struggling and I do my best to kill the monster so can go help her.
As I finish fighting the monster, I look at her and my world falls as I see the monster cutting her abdomen with his claws. I grab Riptide and run in full charge towards the monster, he was the one with the artifact, and jump sticking Riptide right on his back. I see him disappearing and the artifact falling on the ground, I put on my backpack and turn to her quickly seeing that she passed out, it freaks me out so I run to her, grab her from the ground and run with her to the forest. This forest took us to the camp.
I see the entrance and start running even faster to the camp,when I get there I see too many people and one of them was Nico, I look at him in the verge of tears and he mouths to me " it's okay, she'll be alright" I nod to him and I take her to the infirmary. Any God, don't let her die,please. I need to tell her.
Y/n's POV
Fuck,my stomach hurts as hell. What happened? Where's Percy? Is he okay? Where am I? I shift and feel a pain in my whole body. Ugh, I'm destroyed! I open my eyes and blink a few times, I'm in the infirmary? The last thing I remember doing is fighting that monster...
I sit in my bed and see Percy right beside me, sleeping in a chair, I try to stay quiet as I admire his features. He's almost drooling, wish I had a camera here so I could threaten him later.
He starts moving a little in the chair, he opens his eyes and blink a few times to adjust to the lights, I think. He looks at me and then looks around the room, then he jumps in the chair and looks at me with surprised eyes "YOU'RE AWAKE?!?!" He hugs me making me laugh and as he tightens the hug making me hiss a little from the pain " sorry, it's just.. YOU'RE AWAKEEEE!" He screams excitedly again making me laugh once again and say " Yes,I'm awake! What happened SharkBoy? Why I'm here?"
"The monster cut your abdomen, he caught you unprepared for his moves and got his claws on you. I'm sorry, I should have protected you, I broke my promise. " His voices breaks and he's on the verge of tears,my heart breaks seeing him like this "it's not you fault Perce! I should have seen him coming and you were too busy fighting with another monsters, I'm so sorry for making you fell like it was your fault" he hugs me again e give me a kiss on the forehead " you shouldn't be sorry for anything, love "
It was hard for me to get used to nicknames, at first I would get red and stutter a bit, with time I just got used to it. I stopped thinking about this as soon as I hear him saying " hey? Are you listening? " I look at him and I see that I got distracted thinking about this " yes,I'm sorry" I laugh it off "I just got distracted thinking about some things " it's alright! Tonight you need to come to my cabin so we can do a movie night, you were asleep for almost a week! I was getting more and more worried"
Me and Perce talked more about watching the movies and he said that I had to go with a formal dress, I don't understand why but I didn't mind it. He said I had to be ready by 7 p.m I put on a dark blue dress and do a quick makeup,but nothing too elaborated. The time passes fast and as I finish putting on my perfume, someone knocks on my door.
I walk fast and open the door seeing Percy in a suit holding a bouquet of roses,my favorites.I never thought he would be so handsome with a suit.
"Hi... You look amazing, darling" I hear he say and I immediately smile "thanks, you're not too bad yourself" he smiles too and give me the flowers " this is for you" "thanks, these are my favorites!" He offers me his arms and says " let's go?" I nod and we head to his cabin.
He opens the door for me and says " Ladies first" I thank him and enter, he made a whole dinner table and set candles and rose petals all over the place, this looks amazing.
"Perce, this is perfect! Nobody's ever done this for me" of course I went on dates with guys, but none of them ever did anything like this "and that shocks me everytime I remember about it. You're perfect princess and you deserve all the best things in the word" I feel tears rose up in my eyes and I hug him giving a peck on his cheeks "you're amazing, did you know that?"
We go to the table and he pushes the chair for me, gesturing for me to sit and when I sit he goes to his chair and sit too.
"They're coming to serve the food now" "They? Who?" I hear steps so I look behind me, seeing my brother and his boyfriend Will coming with the food and my favorite soda "I can't believe you did this " I laugh " you two look so cute as waiters" I couldn't lost the opportunity of joking with them " oh, shut up! you're literally on a date and you're teasing us?" My brother said and I blushed but teased him again " look at him being so defensive about his boyfriend" me and Percy laugh and thy and up laughing too, whenever we're together it's like this, amazing " alright, we should let them go now, so they can be with each other in your cabin" "okay okay, bye guys"
They go away after putting the food on the table. We eat and talk about how things were when I was in the infirmary and when we finish eating he says "so... I wanted to have dinner with you so that I could say this..." He walked around the table and stopped in front of me gesturing for my hand and when I gave him he pushed me up delicately and continued saying " You're amazing, incredibly perfect and all of you is beautiful, not only the outside, but the inside too! You proved to be so amorous and careful with others. Since I saw you for the first time I felt a connection with you and now I can't imagine my life without you. The truth is... I'm in love with you and all I can think about is you, my world almost ended in the time you were in the hospital because I thought you would die without knowing that I love you" he lefts me speechless, I don't know how to respond.
" Look, it's okay if you don't feel the sa-" I shut him up by kissing him, at first he's too surprised to do anything, but then he started kissing me back, he grabbed my hip,making me gasp. " So... do you love me too?" He whispers making both of us laugh "of course I do,you idiot " he kisses me again.
I shift my hands from his shoulders to his chin and hair, gripping it tightly. He grabs my tights and whispers "jump" between our kisses, I do as he says and he puts one hand on my butt and the other one on my hips. The kiss gets more heated as he kisses down to my neck making me become a little breathless. I feel he smile in my neck and leave a bite there and marking my neck, he lifts his head so that his mouth is on my ear "now everyone's going to know that you're mine" and chuckles " you're an idiot, did you know that?" "Yes,but I am your idiot!"
"Now come on princess, let's watch our favorite movies!"
a/n: so... did you guys like it? Bcs I don't like it that much! I plan on writing a Clarisse imagine soon,what do you think? You can send me requests on the Masterlist(s), on my profile or in messaging me <3
Likes, comments and reblogs are appreciated 🫶🏻
Kisses,
From your favorite star ⭐🤍
#clarisse la rue imagine#percy jackson x reader#percy jackson imagine#percy jackon and the olympians#annabeth chase imagine#cabin 13#nico di angelo imagine
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Return of the bkdk in-correct quotes,
from a anime world far, far away
Izuku: Wow, they really hate us. Katsuki: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic. Izuku: But we’re not gay, Kachann. Katsuki: Izuku: Katsuki: We’re not?
Izuku: Relationships should be 50/50. Kachann cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
Katsuki: I'm trash. Izuku: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you? Katsuki: Katsuki: You smooth motherfucker. Katsuki: And yes it does.
Izuku is crying after a breakup Katsuki: There there, Izuku. Izuku, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room? Katsuki: Great question—
Izuku: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Katsuki: Okay. Izuku: And make out during the scary parts. Katsuki: Th- Katsuki: The scary parts. Katsuki: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Izuku: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Katsuki: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Izuku: I said within reason, Kachann. How about I murder that guy? Katsuki: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Izuku: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
#mha bkdk#mha#bnha#bakugou katsuki#izuku midoriya#my hero academia#bkdk#bakudeku#ugh yes kachann Sharkboy and Lavagirl is terrifying#i love all of class A especially Izuku being horrible at self care#and then katsuki (being the only one who ca take care of himself) is just so fed up with it#and then katsuki actually takes him up on the murder and Izuku can't do that either#i love my lil disaster gays#bkdk incorrect quotes#this was made with the incorrect quotes generator
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*Deity!AU incorrect quotes, romance edition*
Tomas: *giggling*
Bi-Han: What? Why are you looking at me like that?
Tomas: *slyly* You’re in love.
Bi-Han: I am not!
Tomas: Every time she turns away, you stare at Tora with those sad puppy eyes.
Bi-Han: *through gritted teeth* There are no puppy eyes.
Tomas: It’s alright, you know. Even you can be happy once in a while, it won’t kill you.
Tomas: But your face might crack if you smile, so be careful.
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Shang Tsung: Let us watch that Earthrealm movie “Sharkboy and Lavagirl”.
Liu Kang: Okay.
Shang Tsung: And make out during the scary parts.
Liu Kang: Th-the scary parts…
Liu Kang: …of “Sharkboy and Lavagirl”.
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Tora: That’s ridiculous, Bi-Han does not have a crush on me.
Kuai Liang: Yes he does.
Tomas: Yes he does.
Bi-Han: Yes I do.
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Shang Tsung: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Liu Kang: I am awake from 4:30 in the morning to train.
Shang Tsung:
Shang Tsung: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
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Tora: Why would you ask for my blessing to kiss Liu Kang? I’m pretty sure you’re already kissing him.
Shang Tsung: *in denial* No.
Tora: In that case, as the archbishop of Shang Tsung’s newly awakened gaydom, I henceforth give you my blessing to leave and rectify that immediately! Go forth, Lifestealer, and kiss the Creator on the lips!
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Tora: Why do you let me win whenever I’m conned into a race with you and your brothers? You’re way faster than me!
Bi-Han: I enjoy seeing you smile when you win.
*much later*
Tora: He’s staring at my ass, isn’t he?
Kuai Liang: Yes, he is.
#mortal kombat#incorrect mortal kombat quotes#mk1 2023#mortal kombat au#deity au#liu kang#shang tsung#liushang#bi han#mortal kombat oc#sub zero x oc#tomas vrbada#kuai liang#sub zero#scorpion#smoke
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TF2 incorrect quotes! Ft. The Jammer!
Heavy, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Jammer: Hey.
Scout: Hi.
Solider: Hello.
Spy: Hey!
Heavy: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Demo: We were out of Doritos.
Demo: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Jammer: *turning to Scout* How tall are you?
Spy, banging on the door: Scout! Open up!
Scout: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Demo: No, he meant-
Jammer: Let them finish.
Spy: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Scout: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Demo: I personally was created in a lab.
Jammer: I just straight up spawned lol.
Spy: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Scout: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
Demo: Jammer! My face is on fire!
Jammer: Demo! Are you ok?!
Demo: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
Jammer: But your face is on fire.
Demo: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.
Medic: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Jammer: We got spring water
Medic: NO.
Scout: with EXTRA minerals
Jammer: it's like licking a stalagmite
Medic: DON'T COME HOME.
Scout: Mmmmm cave water
Medic: Jammer, keep an eye on Scout today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Jammer: Sure, I’d love to see Scout get punched.
Medic: Try again.
Jammer, sighing: I will stop Scout from getting punched.
Scout: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Pauling: You mean literally or figuratively?
Scout: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
Scout: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Pauling: You and me!!!
Scout, tearing up: Okay.
Pauling: Scout was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Scout: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Pauling: Scout, you ate a chair.
Jammer: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Pauling: Okay.
Jammer: And make out during the scary parts.
Pauling: Th-
Pauling: The scary parts.
Pauling: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Pt 2 coming soon…
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Are nokka's teeth naturally sharp like that?
Yes, so sharp that Quio would jokingly call him sharkboy from that one movie sharkboy and Lavagirl when they were kids. XD
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Hey There Delilah Incorrect Quotes.
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Jey: If we’re in trouble, just throw Cody at the problem, and hope for the best.
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Seth: *slams books down in front of Cody*
Seth: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.
Cody: You could of said literally anything else.
Seth: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Cody: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.
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Seth: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.
Seth: One... two... three.
Cody: ...
Seth: ...
Seth: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.
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Cody: Okay, looking good. Okay, ciders mulling, turkey’s turking, yams are yamming … What?
Mira: I don’t know. It’s just not the same without Randy in the kitchen.
Cody: All right, that’s it. Just get out of my way and stop annoying me.
Mira: That’s closer.
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Seth, playing a video game: This game is so frustrating! I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!
Randy: Ok, I think it’s time to turn off the game for a little while.
Seth: But I’m having fun!
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*The gang is learning CPR on a test dummy*
Seth: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?
Mira: No, Seth. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.
Seth: No, that’s not part of it—
Mira: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?
Jey: I would want to live with no legs.
Mira: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Jey. You don’t do anything.
Seth: All right, well, lets get back to it. ‘Cause you’re losing him.
Mira: *pumps frantically*
Seth: Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute.
Mira: Okay, that’s uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?
Cody: How’s that gonna help you?
Mira: I will divide and then count to it.
Cody: Right.
Seth: Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of ‘Staying Alive’ by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?
Mira: Yes, yes I do. I love that song. *clears throat, begins to sing* First I was afraid, I was petrified.
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Cody: Does everyone know their job for today?
Delilah: Water the flowers.
Seth: Vacuum the carpet.
Mira: Wash the dishes.
Randy: Pretend to be a wolverine.
Cody: Close enough.
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Delilah, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day?
Cody: …
Cody: What’s in the box?
Delilah: What woul-
Cody: Delilah, what’s in the box?
Delilah: I think you know.
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Mira: Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.
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Seth: What do you want for breakfast, Randy?
Randy: Gay Cheerios.
Seth: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING FRUIT LOOPS THAT!!
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Rhea: ARE YOU-
Jey: Fucking.
Rhea: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Jey: Fucking.
Rhea: IDIOT!
Cody: …What was that?
Jey: Delilah banned Rhea from swearing, so I’m helping them out.
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Randy: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??
Cody: So fuck oxygen, I guess.
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Cody: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Delilah: Okay.
Cody: And make out during the scary parts.
Delilah: Th-
Delilah: The scary parts.
Delilah: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
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Delilah: I know what a prism is! It's where you put bad people.
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Randy: You guys worried about Mira?
Becky: Totally!
Cody: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"
Randy: And what'd you say?
Cody: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."
Becky:
Randy: They're lucky to have you as a friend.
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Randy: Deep down, I'm sure I was always pretty okay with you.
Mira: Thanks, Randy!
Randy: It wasn't a compliment, numbnuts.
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Delilah: According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it.
Mira: …I was hungry.
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These are the product of me getting bored again I'm not crazy about like any of these but they gave me something to do and I enjoyed colouring them
yes I coloured the crusty angel (his name is Linus because I said so) (it isn't really I just thought of the kid from Sharkboy and Lavagirl)
I still can't figure out if he has eyebrows or not but I sure had a lot of fun drawing them on him 💀💀
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OCTOBER PROMPTS 🎃 — 8. Hector
A/N: the way I always had something in the drafts to write for my beloved man like back during the summer time. The universe had other plans and what better time than to revisit this episode on Halloween! I think this is my first time ever writing on the day of this superior season?! Happy Halloween people 🧡 🪄
WARNINGS: language + hints of sexual tension 😅
PROMPT is from HERE + I’m using: “I love you, I swear I do but we’re not wearing matching costumes.”
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[~October. 2000’s~]
Oh the wonders of being a big time celebrity during the month of Halloween. That’s right, a whole entire month! Which felt like so because you were constantly in the limelight with people not only dissecting your love life but also your roles which consisted of either being the lead scream queen in a thriller series, supporting actress in horror movies, and also being the star drummer (on some Sheila E shit!) and backup singer of a Alt-Pop girl band on the side.
So yes, you stayed busy and were worth talking about.
“Whatever you decide to be this year has to be big. I mean Destiny’s child, Britney Spears, Zac and Vanessa, and Halle Berry are all gonna be here at your party this year.” Your manager/publicist ranted as she paced the floor in your open concept closet.
You’re lounging on your studded chaise lounge chair, texting away on your blackberry while chewing on some gum, half listening, “Halle’s my god-mom, of course she will be here to support but who else is on this list exactly?”
“I invited pretty much everyone, the hottest stars even those who may or may be in your age range. It doesn’t matter! As long as you get good pics that brings fresh press.” Natania voiced as she began flipping through a notepad.
You hum knowing the deal, considering you’ve been in the limelight since you were fourteen so this was not anything entirely new. “I’ve got the perfect outfit for Hector and I.”
Natania glances up from writing, “funny you mention him after I say press.”
“Him has a name and who also happens to be my boyfriend?”
“Don’t remind me,” Natania mutters, “and just to think you could still be with Taylor Lautner right now. His stats are only climbing after ‘Breaking Dawn Part I,’ dropped and I can only imagine how much more attention he’s gonna get.”
Shrugging your shoulders you say, “I’ve got more than enough attention with and without a guy by my side. It was fun while it lasted but as soon as he booked the role for twilight, the distance just grew. It was all only a matter of time.”
At sixteen and seventeen years old you got into a relationship, naturally with who everyone may know as Jacob Black but he was just Taylor to you. You met way back in a martial arts class that your uncle actually taught but you didn’t end up sticking with it thanks to a tv series you booked. You met again not long after at a audition for “Sharkboy and LavaGirl.”
“Well the both of you could have at least faked it for a little!” Natania almost stomped her feet before sighing, “I mean Taylor still talks highly about you although you decided to pick a old paparazzi instead as your new fling.”
“I wouldn’t expect him to say anything less,” you blinked, “wasn’t a bad break up anyway and I don’t pay you to make judgements on who I date. I pay for you to manage my career, not my personal life, sooo mind yours.”
Natania rolled her eyes beneath her glasses, “whatever, you’re right. I’m just saying you could have done better. There’s just something off about him—Hector and not the whole follow people like you around for cash either.”
“Nat!” You hissed, “shut up already, hector’s coming over, he’s gonna be at that party with me and that’s that. When’s the stylist coming over?”
Natania puts on a forced smile and glances at the watch on her wrist, “in about a hour.”
“Great! Hector says he’ll be here in fifteen so that gives us a little down time. You can let yourself out whenever you’re ready.” You state laying back to rest your eyes.
You’ve been up since six thirty this morning doing a extreme workout routine you didn’t like with a trainer who took it too seriously. You were more of a cardio person than juggling ropes, jumping and squatting, and flipping over tires.
Soon the door bell rings and you pry one eye open to see the monitor by the door glowing, making you aware who it could be. Groaning you took your time getting closer to the screen, seeing no one there. Shrugging to yourself, you plopped down on the lounge just as your closet door budged open revealing your stylist and no other than your boyfriend, Hector.
Lounging on your elbows you smile and wave at the two.
“No, please. Don’t get up, I got it.” Your stylist wheeled in a rack while you laughed at the usual sarcasm.
“Hey, baby.” You craned your neck to meet Hector’s lips as he leaned over you in greeting before sitting next to you, “what happened to fifteen minutes?”
Hector laughs, rubbing at the back of his neck, knowing that he was late, “traffic? Even on my bike and Hunger…”
You hum at this.
“Just burgers.” Hector whispers as you shrug your shoulders.
You knew what it was like, actually dating someone in the supernatural world. It could always go one or two ways and of course there were heavy rumors surrounding Hector since he was there at the time of Mazey Day’s death. He should have been dead—especially with the amount of damage done to his body, you knew what he and Bo were up to and the pictures Bo showed you was not something you would forget.
However Hector was meant to live and see it through…and he did with the help of your family.
They got to him first.
That’s right, a long history of, “werewolf or wolf training,” depending on which form. You had more experience with simply wolfs while the higher skilled like your parents and siblings dealt with the werewolf’s. Due to your involvement with the spotlight you didn’t have much time for…family activities but you weren’t completely clueless.
If you were able to get to Mazey Day in time, perhaps things could have been different. No one really knew and some still didnt accept what it was.
Werewolves were fucking real and you so happened to be dating one.
“Soooo,” you drag pushing yourself up once more to face Hector with a tired smile, “I’ve got an idea of what we should be for Halloween.”
“Aw but you didn’t see what Freddie brought yet.”
“Oh it’s in there alright,” you push off the chair to head over to Freddie who has measuring tape draped over his shoulders.
You do the honors of taking the protective cover off the clothes and run your fingers over the various fabrics, “we have DoubleDare contestants from the 90s, or you can be Cupid and I’ll be a large fuzzy heart, or my personal fav: little red riding hood and her werewolf of a grandmother.”
Hector blinks after briefly studying the costumes and says, “I love you, I swear I do but we’re not wearing matching costumes.”
“Uh oh,” Freddie mutters while you frown at the curly haired man.
“And why the hell not? The last option is the best one.”
“I get that one,” Hector replies with a knowing look in his dark eyes, “but don’t you think it’s a little…corny?”
“We’re supposed to be corny! You’re my boyfriend and I’m your girl.” Digging your fists into your hips and peer at Hector who snorts.
“Yeah but—
“At least try it on! I mean if we’re gonna be at my party together shouldn’t we at least match?”
Hector lightly grips your wrist to pull you from Freddie’s ear shot, “it’s gonna be a full moon that night.”
“Even better.”
“For who? Not me.”
“It’s been a year already,” you slip your hand down to squeeze his, “you’re gonna be fine.”
“That’s not what your mom believes.” Hector’s shoulders almost slump, which irritates you, the fact that your mother was always getting into his head was not something foreign to you but when she started to do it to people you cared about, that’s when it became a problem.
“Newsflash, she doesn’t know everything like she claims.”
“I mean I should listen to her since…”
“Since she’s more skilled than me? Ah alright well I get it. Look, I’m not gonna peer pressure you. I just know I wouldn’t have you here if I didn’t think you could handle it. We’d take all the proper precautions a few days before just like I planned but if you really don’t feel comfortable…we’ll just make sure to take the pictures in advance and we’ll go from there.”
Hector studies you then. He knew that it was hard to be around each other sometimes whenever the moon shifted. He was thankful he got another chance at life…sure but life just become a whole lot more difficult now with this new lifestyle and being legit involved with someone in the public eye. No doubt he’s thought about it before but never pictured it happening and Bo also told him it was a bad idea after figuring out that he basically resurrected and could transform into a hairy ass creature!
You lived one way and he lived another, there were contrasts to you just like the sun and the moon, the pair of you worked taking turns to let the other breathe separately. Space was efficient when it came to your relationship but when you were together? That opened up a whole new feeling. A scary one. He wasn’t sure if this relationship would be long term but he had the chance to see you for what you are beyond the lights and that was a treat in itself.
He exhales, lifting a hand to cup the side of your face, “…let’s try these costumes on then.”
And you squeal, hopping into his arms and he holds onto you as you lock your legs around his hips, his beaming smile meeting yours as you peck all along his handsome face.
“We look foolish,” Hector comments as he readjusts the gingham hat on top of his head while you stand side by side in a full length mirror.
You laugh as you wrap your arms around the curly haired man in the floral green nightgown, “correction: we look fine as hell.”
“Fine enough to where I don’t need to spend two hours sitting in a chair having ass cramps and getting wolf prosthetics on?” Hector slips on his circular glasses and peeks over them at your reflection.
Red was certainly your color.
You snort, “you could always let the moon do it’s thing.”
“That’s not even funny.”
Pressing your chin against the back of his shoulder you say, “Wanna give me a little snarl or something?”
Hector sends you a pointed look as you trail one hand up to twist one of his damp curls, “Oh Granny, what pretty curls you have.”
“All the better for you to tug my dear,” Hector begins to play along.
A smirk makes its way onto your red painted lips, “Oh granny, what a beautiful face you have.”
“All the better for you to,” Hector starts before quickly twisting his body to yank you tight against his body, “sit on.”
You see the specs of ember swirling in Hector’s ink eyes now and you know you were pushing it as the length of his nails began to poke at the fabric of your red hood.
He then places a open mouthed kiss to your beating throat, “you didn’t say anything about my teeth.”
Standing up some with your hands locked around his neck now, you lean just a bit closer so that your forehead presses against Hector’s; you reply just as some knocks sounded at your closet door, “Now that’s satire.”
Hector let’s out a small laugh as you untangle yourself from his grasp to get the door, making a show of pointing the makeup artists in his direction only.
With your confidence in him and against the full moon, Hector can’t help but to shrug his shoulders and take a seat peeking at the face he got used to over the years. Somehow even this skin felt different and not just the scars embedded.
He just hoped you were right but knew he wouldn’t hear the end of it.
Well…here’s to a new change of course for Halloween! That might actually be terrifying but as long as he had you on his team, his doubts and speculations from outsiders—which he used to be—didn’t seem to matter as much anymore.
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Continue along with my fall anthology prompts here.
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me and caitlyn in my arcane dr as incorrect quotes...at least how i imagine the vibes
(inspired by @zipperrants)
Caitlyn: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Iris: Okay. Caitlyn: And make out during the scary parts. Iris: Th- Iris: The scary parts. Iris: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Iris: banging a pen on the table out of frustration Caitlyn: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? Iris: I— Iris: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
Caitlyn: Go fuck yourself. Iris, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch
Caitlyn: Why are we friends? Iris: Poor decisions on your part.
Iris: Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere Caitlyn: Where did you get that? Iris: My pocket. Caitlyn: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket? Iris: Skills.
Iris: Hey, you wanna know a secret? Caitlyn: No. Iris: Okay. Caitlyn: Caitlyn: Do you smell smoke? Iris: The secret is that the house is on fire.
Caitlyn: Hey, Iris, what do you think it would be like if we had kids? Iris: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly. Caitlyn: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it? Iris: Can't really say I have. Caitlyn: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes. Iris: Sorry, Caitlyn. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.
Caitlyn: I owe you one. Iris: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.
Iris: Caitlyn, I am nothing if not a man of principle. Iris: Now let’s break into this apartment.
Caitlyn: Seriously, all you do is bitch. Iris: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation.
Iris: I have an idea. Caitlyn: A good idea? Iris: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Caitlyn: I thought I told you to stop reading my emails. Iris: Well, I thought I told you to stop keeping secrets!
Caitlyn: I trusted you! Iris: Why?
Iris: Caitlyn, you love me, right? Caitlyn: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
Iris: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Caitlyn: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Iris: Stop.
Iris: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Caitlyn: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Iris: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Caitlyn: Is it working?
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Do you know this character?
#sharkboy and lavagirl#poll#polls#tumblr polls#random poll#tumblr poll#my polls#random polls#pollgirlie#tumblr#the adventures of sharkboy and lavagirl
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