#ZodiacHumor

[zodiacfactsfuns]

How Each Zodiac Sign Laughs Shy Giggles, Horse-Like Cackles, and Silent Types Zodiac Laughing Styles

[vibetribetarotcoach]

💫 VENUS RETROGRADE SURVIVAL GUIDE: ZODIAC EDITION 💫

(AKA: How to avoid: texting your ex, making bad financial moves, and questioning your entire life) 🚨

🔮 Aries (March 21 - April 19): Venus Rx is NOT a challenge to win, babe. 🚦 Slow down before you bulldoze through another relationship, friendship, or even your budget. Your go-to response is action, but right now? Reflect before you react. Impulsive spending and career decisions can backfire—chill before you quit your job over one bad meeting. ✈️💥

🔮 Taurus (April 20 - May 20): Venus is your ruler, so expect some personal and financial shake-ups. 😵‍💫 You might feel unappreciated in relationships or friendships—don’t overcompensate by buying love (or unnecessary luxury items). Keep an eye on your finances and maybe don’t impulse-renovate your apartment out of frustration. Also, are you holding onto certain people just because they’re familiar? Food for thought. 🙅🏽‍♀️🍷

🔮 Gemini (May 21 - June 20): Venus Rx got you in full "Maybe I should rekindle with my ex… for research" mode. 🧐 No, babe. It’s not a case study, it’s a pattern. Friendships may feel off—communication mishaps are high, so don’t assume the worst. Money-wise, read the fine print before you agree to anything. Also, proofread your texts before you send that paragraph explaining why you’re emotionally unavailable. ✍🏽💬

🔮 Cancer (June 21 - July 22): You are not the rehab center for emotionally unavailable people. 🚫 If an ex, friend, or even a family member resurfaces, ask yourself: Are they here to heal, or just to use your emotional warmth like a free Airbnb? Protect your peace, drink some tea, and block accordingly. At work, be mindful of burnout—helping everyone doesn’t mean sacrificing yourself. 🍵🛑

🔮 Leo (July 23 - August 22): Venus Rx means you might not get the attention you feel you deserve, and I know that’s tragic. 💔 But don’t overcompensate by posting thirst traps for the wrong people. Friendships could feel distant, but don’t assume it’s about you—people are just going through it. Financially, don’t let pride stop you from budgeting smarter. Validate yourself first, THEN hit ‘em with the 🔥 selfies. 💸🦁

🔮 Virgo (August 23 - September 22): You’re about to overanalyze every interaction like it’s a spreadsheet. 📊 But your career and relationships both need some breathing room. Stop diagnosing your ex, coworker, or best friend with a personality disorder just because they hurt your feelings. Instead, focus on what’s actually in your control—like perfecting that self-care routine and setting realistic expectations. 🧼✨

🔮 Libra (September 23 - October 22): Venus is your ruler, so this retrograde is basically your personal apocalypse. 🫠 Old flames will resurface, and your peace-keeping self might consider "talking things out." NO. It’s a trap. In friendships and career, people might test your boundaries—use this time to reinforce them. Also, pause before making big financial investments. Prioritize YOU, not some half-baked love story with a repeat offender. 🚷💖

🔮 Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): Venus Rx will have you lurking. DO NOT deep dive into your ex’s new partner’s profile. 🔍 I promise you don’t need to see their 2016 vacation pics. Instead of revenge plotting, focus on healing—because karma’s already clocked in. This is also a time to reassess trust—not just in love, but in friendships and financial decisions too. Are your investments (money, time, energy) really worth it? 🦂🖤

🔮 Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21): You’re about to ghost everyone and book a solo trip to "find yourself." ✈️ But this is a time for emotional reflection, not reckless escapism. If you’re feeling restless in relationships or your job, don’t make impulsive moves—this energy is temporary. Friendships might feel distant, but it’s not personal. Maybe journal instead of disappearing into the woods with no signal? 🏕️📖

🔮 Capricorn (December 22 - January 19): Work is your safe space, but Venus Rx will have you questioning if you even like what you do. 🏢😩 Don’t make any drastic career moves right now. Love and friendships might feel like distractions, but maybe that’s a sign you need to nurture them instead of avoiding them? Also, financial security is great, but don’t let fear stop you from investing in yourself. 📉❤️

🔮 Aquarius (January 20 - February 18): Venus Rx got you over here acting like a relationship scientist. 🧪 "What if I just… emotionally detach for data collection?" NO. You are not above love, and real intimacy requires vulnerability. Friendships may feel weird, but don’t ghost people just because you don’t know how to handle the awkwardness. Career-wise, don’t jump into new collaborations without vetting people first. Get out of your head and into your heart. 🛰️💓

🔮 Pisces (February 19 - March 20): Venus Rx will have you deep in your feelings, romanticizing past pain like it’s a Lana Del Rey album. 🎶💔 Your intuition is strong, but nostalgia is not a sign to go back. Boundaries in relationships AND work will be tested—stand firm. Financially, avoid escapist spending (no, retail therapy isn’t the answer). Protect your energy, cleanse, and channel your emotions into art, not your messages. 🎨🕊️

✨ Moral of the story: Don’t make major love, money, or career decisions, don’t text that ex, and for the love of the cosmos, don’t ignore the red flags just because they look good in candlelight. 🚩🔥 Stay safe out there, besties. 🚀

[thesporkwitch]

PART 2 Zodiac Signs as Easter Bunnies 🥕🐰

[sickassastrology]

what sign is this? 😂

what zodiac sign do yall think act like this? let me know! my first thoughts was leo. 🤪

[thepoetoaster]

HAHAHA! Why do I feel called out 🤣🤣🤣 #meaf #funny #lol #memes #astrology #astrologymemes #funnymemes #spiritual #spirituality #spiritualmemes #aries #leo #sagittarius #zodiac #zodiachumor (at Allentown) https://www.instagram.com/p/CH8fWeOBNEl/?igshid=1c3usvytsrklr

[stardustwanderertarot]

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[manifestation-therapy]

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[akblacklove-blog]

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[bluepoettree]

After 90 days, if you’re still in my life, you’re now a friend. Otherwise, you’re not an enemy or a bad person but it’s quiet for you ..because there was probably something “non-negotiable” that happened! LOL My happyness is non-negotiable .. My family is non-negotiable .. My art is non-negotiable .. My solitude is non-negotiable .. My inner peace is non-negotiable .. If I tell you, “I love you” please don’t make me regret it .. 💙💙💙 BluePoetTree.com . . . . . #capricornwoman #zodiachumor #capricornman #cancerhoroscope #capricornlove #teamcapricorn #capricorn #capricorns #capricornfacts #capricornio #capricornmoon #astrologyposts #ariesmoon #capricornbaby #zodiacfun #horoscopedaily #horoscopefacts #earthsign #capricornlife #capricornnation #truth #astrologymemes #zodiacmemes #capricornseason #arieslove #capricorngang #dailyastrology #astrologysigns #horoscope #zodiacfacts https://www.instagram.com/p/B9r_eXDAHpv/?igshid=469yemdhkf5l

[ddiivvaaphilosophy]

Hahahahhahhah 😂😂 #lol #lmao #cancer #Capricorn #pisces #zodiachumor #jk

[kellykellipglossnmics]

Repost from @spiritual_confusion using @RepostRegramApp - *Sound On* To quote Sosa from #Scarface: “I tell you only one time. Don’t fuck me Tony, don’t you ever try to fuck me.” Don't fuck with a Scorpio. #scorpio #scorpiolover #scorpionation #dontfuckwithascorpio #ijustcalledtosayiloveyou #mortalcombat #awakening #loveandlight #hustle #grind #business #3D #tarot #neurology #meditate #meditation #yoga #negativethoughts #clearyourmind #clearmymind #soul #satnam #namaste #spiritualconfusion #garyvee #60secondclub #zodiachumor

[ebonyrae]

These are so on point for me... I'm super cool, a funny drunk and a midnight snacker. Lol. What about you?! 😂🤣♉ #taurus #teamtaurus #zodiacsigns #zodiachumor #horoscope #funny

[monster-amanda]

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[catmigliano7]

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[akblacklove-blog]

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