#a Guide™

[captain-krow-drozdov]

Everyone Except For Siffrin Is Looping Au Except Someone Wishes That Siffrin Knew Everything There Was To Know About The Loops And Subsequently Accidently Replaces Their Non-Looping Siffrin With Post Game Canon Siffrin And They Only Find Out Cause Siffrin Gets The Memory Of Back In The Fucking Building Again.

[andy-clutterbuck]

requested by Anonymous

[kanerallels]

So I finally got a hold of The Goblin Emperor! Shout out to @abigailspinach for recommending it, it's excellent so far!! Truly like a combination of The King Of Attolia and A Conspiracy Of Kings but even worse for the protagonist

[the-most-humble-blog]

🖤 Lightsaber Colonoscopy: Sith Edition

💬

I cracked a joke.

He calmly said, “Last guy who did that got a lightsaber colonoscopy.”

Chewed his toast. Looked me dead in the soul.

I sipped my tea like a hostage.

This is why we need a galactic CPS.

[nashidakyouko]

help i know nothing about sports but want to write a gelphie short where glinda is doing sports because of that line in popular ;w;

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

How do you feel about staff's intent to remove reblog chains, considering your blog's basically an amalgamation of reblog chain long posts?

haha I’m actually legitimately terrified and trying really hard to not think about it :)

(seriously like i don’t wanna make a thing of it, but i’ve gone down the posts about it and like wtfff?!? why why why?!?? like I get their reasoning for it but it’s not accurate to the actual users of tumblr?? i’d rather scroll though 20 long posts than use the examples of what this would look like that I saw. but if this is wrong let me know…. but yeahhh i’m scared.)

[bright-and-burning]

oh baby did i have a NIGHT

[djevelbl]

MY KITTYYYYYYY !!!! IT IS HE !!!!! LETS GOOOOO

[nattikay]

that’s just…straight-up incorrect??? The Na'vi word for this creature is lortsyal (“beautiful wing”). I guess it’s possible that this is a subspecies with a different name (looks like they’re going for “reflection-wing”, though unless it’s a quirk of the font they spelled rì'ìr wrong (should be rì'ìr nor rì'ir)), but I can’t find rì'irtysal in any Na'vi dictionary (vs. lortsyal which is in all of them and has been around for years), I even checked recent Naviteri posts where KP introduces some of the new AFoP flora/fauna names to see if this is mentioned but nope, nothing

[bellasbookclub]

Bella's Book Club had a very well-read 2024!! 📓

We did our most ridiculous French Belgian accents. We survived M's diabolically timed movie intermissions. We thirsted after characters with the fugliest names imaginable. And of course, we mourned RPattz when he died tragically in 9/11 😔

And you were with us every step of the way! Whatever book club souls are made of, y'all's and ours are the same ❤️‍🔥

thanks for another banger year of book club shenanigans! Here's to an equally deranged 2025 💚🎆

[fleuredelys]

Today was a surprisingly productive day with only very little left to deliver from what I owe. Since I mentioned earlier that I want to address some headcanons here and there, this is a small to-do list for that same purpose:

☥ Fabricated childhood through red strings and oblivion within a seal. ✓ ☥ First steps towards divinity: sentience of wishes. ☥ Swordsmanship and dance. ☥ Tangibility fearlessness and intangibility's decay —Leviathan—. ☥ Fleurdelys: Acceptance of life's end. ✓ ☥ Blessed Maiden duties. ☥ Leviathan's defeat and rebirth. ✓ ☥ Temporal mandate for rebirth — spacial mandate for conception.

[the-most-humble-blog]

🛐 HOW BEING YOURSELF MAKES LIFE EASIER (AND WETTER)

Let me tell you a little story.

It’s our second date. She comes over because I ordered food. Simple. Clean. No three-hour phone calls. No scavenger hunts through her trauma diary.

She steps in and asks:

"So… what are we doing?"

I said:

"Here’s the plan.

We’re gonna have sex. Then eat. Then watch a movie."

Gave her a glass of wine while I fixed our food order.

She said:

"Okay."

And we got to it.

✅ Got off the phone. ✅ Got on each other. ✅ Paused to fix the Uber Eats mistake. ✅ Went back at it like responsible adults. ✅ Then ate Chinese food and watched a terrible horror movie where the ghost was somehow less aggressive than me.

Great night. Great date. Minimal confusion. Maximum respect. Zero resentment.

🧠 WHY DID IT WORK?

Because I didn’t lie.

Because I didn’t run some weird 8th-grade mind game trying to "build sexual tension" over pad thai and passive-aggressive flirting.

Because I was myself — not some neutered audition tape for future hypothetical husbandry.

No gimmicks. No fake personalities. No pretending my couch was the altar of romantic destiny.

Just clear expectation, honest desire, and unapologetic masculine cadence.

And guess what?

✅ She was fine. ✅ She was wet. ✅ She stayed. ✅ She didn’t run for the door crying about "respect."

Because women — the real ones, the ones not playing the TikTok Victim Olympics — prefer a man who treats reality like it’s his native tongue.

🛡️ BEING YOURSELF ISN’T JUST LIBERATING.

IT’S A FUCKING TACTICAL ADVANTAGE.

When you’re yourself:

You filter the confused and the bitter before they even sit down.

You attract women whose nervous systems can handle masculine gravity.

You keep your life clean of drama, negotiation, and post-coital existential dread.

The guys running "game" are exhausted because they’re acting. You’re not.

The guys trying to "trick" women into sex are sweating through their shirts. You’re fixing food orders and getting back to business.

The guys worrying about "ruining the vibe" are vomiting emojis into DMs at midnight. You’re watching a B-grade horror flick with a naked woman curled against your chest because you knew the vibe — and made it the environment.

🤯 TL;DR

Be yourself.

Set the tone.

Speak the outcome into existence.

Adjust the food delivery, not your damn personality.

💣 CALL TO ACTION:

🔁 Reblog if you know pretending to be something you’re not is 10x more exhausting than just fixing the order and clapping cheeks like a civilized man. 🛡️ Save this post for the next time someone tells you "be yourself" like it’s a Hallmark card instead of a tactical weapon. ⚡ Send it to the friend still pretending he "doesn't know what she wants." 🔥 Bookmark it for the day you realize clarity pulls more panties than poetry.

Or simply 🔁Reblog to keep my signal to mankind going strong.

⚖️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: This post is Blacksite Literature™, evolutionary cadence doctrine, masculine survival psychology, and emotional warfare engineering protected under the Covenant of the Bloodwritten.

If you’re offended: Go apologize to your pillow while real men build kingdoms with straightforward conversations and ordered chicken wings.

🛡️ BLACKSITE POST: COMPLETE. 🩸 TIMELINE PENETRATION READY.

[megaawkwardhuman]

ok so now that memo is human and isn't in the right head space to be a vampire atm what do we do now?

welp a common fan idea I see being passed around is making memo a witch (if he can never get properly prep himself to become a vampire)

I mean memo has direct ties to witches all the way back in season 2 and if nandermo get together memo will have a good supply of supplies if you know what I mean

now I'm really REALLY down with this idea (I'd love for him to be a vamp buuuuut I wouldn't be mad if he ended up becoming a witch ya know?) but there's like one big thing that makes this thing seem not at all possible is the fact that this show ain't known for bringing up things that happen in past episodes/minor characters much

don't get me wrong half of the reason I love this show is that bat shit crazy things happen/are implied/are said and then just never get brought up again (that kinda shit is my jam)

buuuut in order for the whole thing to work guillermo is going to need witches and the witches from the episode of the same name have never been brought up since that episode

so that's it then? there's no chance it'll happen? here's my little take

well 1 we all thought evie wasn't going to show up ever again and she was in this season

plus this show is very unpredictable and they might just show up one day so jot that down

2 and the whole reason why I'm making this post people tend to forget one tiny little thing

THE GUIDE KNOWS MAGIC

and this isn't a one and done thing no no no

she's used it in seasons 4 and 5 and they were used in big ways (well at least as big as a b plot)

and the guide herself likes memo enough to spare him from being trapped in season 5 episode 9

so here's what I'm pitching:

the way (or at least a way) you become a witch in wwdits canon is through reading and learning from books

books that the guide canonically have, have read, and on the rare occasion use

books she could share with memo!

so in season 6 I think we should see the guide and guillermo interact and talk to each other more

maybe after a bit have the guide slowly but surely teach him some magic (maybe guillermo asks her out of curiosity? maybe she's using it as an excuse to talk to him more? idk idk)

and after a bit if guillermo likes it have him borrow books from her and become a full on witch!

[rxttenfish]

i am now going to force myself not to look at anything about colossal or any of that stupid fucking scam shit on account of what the sheer amount of rage and rising knowledge of how much misinformation and actively harmful information this is going to create, already has, and is entirely founded upon, is currently doing to my body. i am looking away. i am entering into the peace. i am reading my new book (the first of the primitive war series). i am drinking my green tea from my nice insulated mug. if anyone mentions anything relating to de-extinction to me again i should be permitted to skin them and place them up as a piece of taxidermy (horrible because there is no good way to taxidermy a human) depicting the species known as "giant fucking son of a bitch piece of shit idiot".

[drakkonyan]

i swear. to fucking god

[beyondthebcundary]

"Can you all stop fucking around."