#a baddass baby

[scatterbrainedart]

I love when Aziraphale is excited about stuff, he gets so extremely giddy about it. I don't trust people who don't like Aziraphale he is literally the most cutie patotie ever like look at him. This is who you're hating on. Do you also hate puppies or what

[sherylhooper]

I had an epiphany last night and, listen...

The reason is why I love Nie Huaisang the most and why he is my absulute favorite is because he is an Endmond Dantes of MDZS.

He had his Count of Monte-Christosque revenge and I love him for that, my mastermind genius.

[creativesnek]

Luigi in 2015 (according to the Internet): Weak, uwu baby boi scared of everything and stuck in his brother's shadow.

Luigi 2023: Still scared but frankly cares more about saving his loved ones than his own fears.

Rich man with two mansion and a thriving hotel; independent af.

Has so much rizz he pulled TWO Kings, a PRINCE, the baddass future EMPRESS of the biggest empire in the land, and an interdimensional GOD

Total mood that has the hearts of everyone; sometimes goes feral

Proud mother of Yoshi, Junior, and the Koopalings

Has a ghost dog

Has a death glare capable of scaring God

Voiced by Charlie freaking Day

If that's not character development, I don't know what is. Look at this man!

[bobbydagen24]

I Hope in a third tv show we see Branch back to his more crazier self like he was in TBGO as in Trollstopia he was maybe a little too well adjusted lol.

since it'd be overall pretty cute if over the course of a third Tv show we maybe saw the Bro zone members slowly learning more and more about the more crazy version of Branch.

like imagine if in an episode we actually saw maybe JD being shown more of Branch's Bunker and his weapons and Defences maybe how on alert Branch still is after all this time.

even someone patting him on the shoulder from behind is enough to get him to freak out and attack them pulling a weapon from his hair nearly striking them with it.

and JD in keeping with his personality probably finds it pretty cool at first thinking his baby bro is some sorta baddass and not really taking it all that seriously like the other bros probably would.

like imagine this scene from Brooklyn nine nine but with Branch freaking out on JD and pulling a weapon on him after he startles him from behind.

and JD just thinking its cool how baddass his baby bro seemingly is lol.

only for something to happen later on in the episode that makes him finally see it as more serous for how it affects Branch.

given he genuinely lives in a near constant state of panic a lot of the time and thus his reactions to things are more serous from his point of view which JD wasn't able to see before.

like seeing stuff like this in a Third Tv show would be good imo seeing Branch back to his more crazier self and his brothers slowly learning more about him.

and maybe seeing him as an oddball or even just a straight up crazy person at first who makes them kinda uncomfortable for the most part but they do slowly learn to understand him and vice versa.

plus Gary they gotta meet Gary and be weirded out by Branch's relationship with him before realising why he grew so attached to a Remote during all those years Hiding away. 😂😂😂😂

and of course there's other interesting dynamics to expand on more in a third show.

like Bruce and JD where maybe JD could still hold a bit of resentment over Bruce walking away from the family and never coming back unlike he did.

but he slowly comes to more of an understanding realising the negative effect he had on Bruce's self image and the stress he caused him.

and Bruce kinda understands more the pressure JD was constantly under having to mostly take care of them all.

as I kinda HC due to what we saw at the start of TBT that their Grandma was pretty passive in Raising them so JD pretty much had to do most of it and she only really stepped up when she had to for Branch after the others all left.

a Third show has so much potential I swear to god 😅😅😅😅

[thaliasthunder]

nico's rage? that's so baddass. alexa play nothing fucks with my baby by hozier

[wangxianficfinder]

Fic Finder

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1. hi! i"m looking for a fic where wwx wrote letters for all the important people in his life, barricaded himself in the cave to destroy the yin tiger seal. wq & wn arrived early and kept shouting at wwx to stop outside the barrier but he still continued and killed himself. a-yuan was escorted by song lan at jinlintai where a-yuan recognizes lwj and run to him. & then a-yuan saw the robes of jins he starts shouting & crying. then jzx and madam jin took of their robes. jgs & jgy crimes were exposed

FOUND? The deleted fic When I’m Gone by qiankun_pouch

seramarias said: I have a link for #1 via Google Drive if anyone needs it.

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2. Fic finder request, please!

A scene where NMJ picks up young LWJ and tosses him into the air like he would NHS as a fun thing that kids like. LXC is horrified and says that that’s a bad punishment or something, but later on LWJ asks to be tossed again—gently and is happy about it.

I just remember it being a cute short fic and now I can’t find it! 😭

FOUND! Of Few Words by nirejseki (G, 5k, LWJ & NMJ, LXC & NMJ, NHS & NMJ, Childhood Friends, First Meetings, grief and recovery, Making Friends, Pre-Canon)

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3. Hello, please I'm desperately searching for a fic where wwx finds out his favorite porn content creator is his co-worker lwj during a business trip? At some point he spent so much money tipping lwj that lwj offered a special set for him. I appreciate your work SO MUCH y'all are pillars of this fandom

FOUND! Damask / 锦上添花 by auberjing (E, 9k, WangXian, Modern AU, Lingerie, Sex Worker LWJ, Nude Modeling, Nude Photos, Porn with Feelings, Getting Together, Masturbation, Rimming, Overstimulation, Blow Jobs, Anal Fingering, Premature Ejaculation, LWJ in lingerie, WWX in lingerie, Mutual Pining, Fluff and Smut, Happy Ending, Intercrural Sex)

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4. hi, I want to search the fanfic about the junior and maybe wwx and lwj travel back to qionqi path and stop by at banquet at jinlintai right after past wwx ask jin zixun about wen remnant. Also if I not mistaken, lwj cut tie with lqr. I read this at wattpad and not sure if the writer post this stories at other platform.

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5. was trying to find an omegaverse fic, where wwx was captured by wen chao, and traumatized to the point that whenever he went into heat, he'd go berserk and start hunting down alphas/wen soldiers to slaughter. lwj had been captured prior to him and was already halfway to feral, but the two of them ended up bonding without marking each other because lwj had been muzzled. anyone have a clue if this has been deleted or not? @ashewindrider

FOUND? The Faithful Demon of Yiling by TriviasFolly (M, 93k, wangxian, rape/non-con, JC POV, WWX is a Murder Baby, ABO, heat, The satisfaction of knowing how JGS's dick gets shot off, Omega WWX, Alpha LWJ, no cultivation au, Vaugely Historical AU, royal au, War AU, Slow Burn, WWX is a Baddass, Attempted Rape, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Character thinks another is dead for 75 precent of the story, Murder)

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6. Hello! I'm trying to find a fic, likely on ao3, where JYL was a reincarnation from Dongying/Japan, like a crossover between a period drama anime? I think she was still Yanli, but her previous spirit wanted so badly to have a family that the desire followed her to her next life, so she had paper white skin & maybe red eyes as a sign of haunting. I remember it was a well known anime but not one I knew, so I haven't been able to find it. She might've unlocked memories & found her reincarnated hubby

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7. Ficfinder request please! There's a "magic artifact fleshlight" that connects to an orifice of whoever's bloody gets on it. WWX overhears some Jin disciples plans to violate a woman using the artifact, and steals it and binds it to himself to protect her. LWJ catches him, and in order to protect her honour he lies, and says it's a simple toy, and that using it with one's friends is fun and totally something that LWJ should do. LWJ confiscates it and uses it, not knowing that it's connected to WWX. Shenanigans ensue

FOUND? The Golden Cutsleeve by syrus_jones (E, 77k, WangXian, Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff and Crack, Humor, Aged-Up Character(s), WWX POV, WWX is a gremlin, Internally Screaming LWJ, No Sunshot Campaign, First Times, Accidental Sex, Masturbation, PWP, Porn with Feelings, WWX experimenting with things he shouldn’t like always, Happy Ending, Porn With Plot)

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8. Good day! Thank you all for your help/time/effort. Im here for fic finder. Im looking for the the fic where jgy had talisman that he sew to the other cultivators' clothes/robes—lwj, lxc, jwy, etc. Like he gave it as a gift, if im not mistaken. That talisman made them hate wwx so they said some hurtful words towards him. In result to that, wwx left and traveled alone. Then, I cant remember if its nhs who figure it out, but someone knew about the talisman then after that, they changed their wardrobes and started to look for wwx. If i remember it correctly, I found that fic via angst tag but since there's a lot of fic with that tag, I cant find it anymore. Thank you in advance! @httpskaixx

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9. Hello! I have been looking for a specifix wangxian tattoo artist fic on AO3 that I can't seem to find.

The details: Wei Ying is a tattoo artist who owns his own shop. Toddler Lan Yuan slips away from a babysitter and ends up at the tattoo shop which is how wangxian meet. Lan Zhan brings Yuan and Jingyi (Xichen's son if i remember right) to the shop repeatedly to see Wei Ying.

I swear the fic title is the name of the tattoo shop but my mind is blank. @abomimablesnwm

FOUND! 🧡 Yiling Salon: Hair, Nails and Piercing by TriviasFolly (T, 22k, WangXian, Modern AU, hairstylist AU, WWX owns a salon, Hairstylist WWX, 5+1 Things, Fluff, Experimental Style) Are you sure it was a tattoo parlor? Because all I can think of is this fic. if it's not this one, I'd think you'd like it, it's similar - Mod C

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10. do you know of an nsfw fic where lan zhan is trans and wei wuxian asks to see “down there” and they end up having sex and it ends with lan zhan saying theyre engaged ? If you don’t take nsfw asks feel free to ignore!

FOUND? gratified in each other by Anonymous (E, 4k, wangxian, modern, Trans Male Character, Trans WWX, Brief Pining While Fucking, Getting Together, Friends to Lovers, wangxian speedrun friends to fiances within the span of an afternoon like completely normal people, the inherent eroticism of agreeing to knock up the man you've been pining for for years, Porn with Feelings, there is in fact a plot here, Creampie, Daddy Kink, Penis In Vagina Sex, Cunnilingus, Squirting, Marriage Proposal, Smut, Fluff and Smut) Could it be Gratified in Each Other? It is WY who is trans. LZ tells WY, "if you can feel me, shouldn't i be able to feel you?" WY tells LZ, "Boyfriend is nice but… but maybe husband would be even better."

FOUND? A Different Kind of Courtship by pomelos (E, 2k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Teenage Wangxian, Boypussy, Just the Tip, Undernegotiated Kink, mentions of Arranged Marriage, Virginity Kink, Loss of Virginity, Bottom LWJ/Top WWX, PWP, Mildly Dubious Consent)

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11. For a future fic finder. I'm looking for a fic that was set in the Cloud Recesses study arc, it was a cracky sort of AU where Lan Qiren was being a matchmaker and pairing up all the kids. Sitting the ones he thought would go well together next to each other in class and things like that. I believe Nie Mingjue was also courting Lan Xichen by giving him sweets and Lan Qiren was hoping he'd hurry up and accept before he got chubby? Something along those lines. I swear I had it bookmarked but can't find it so I'm hoping it hasn't been deleted. Nie Huaisang also was involved a little bit but Lan Qiren didn't realize until the end. TIA!

FOUND! sentimental education by everythingispoetry (G, 5k, Everyone Lives au, Humor, Fluff, Matchmaking, LQR is a closet romantic, using teenagers as one's personal chess pieces, Crack)

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12. I have been looking for this fic forever and can't find it 😭. It was focused on lan yuan and wei wuxian, where lsz remembered wwx telling him about the narrow path when lan wangji left the burial mounds the first time. Lsz then worries that wwx is disappointed that he grew up lan like wwx warned against. I can't remember if lsz remembered everything about wwx or just that one memory. Plz help lol, it's stuck in my head but I can't find it 😭

FOUND? Would You Come Home? by s6115 (Not rated, 46k, WangXian, Junior Quartet Centric, Time Travel Fix-It, Canon Divergence, Junior Quartet Dynamics) LSZ finds talismans in WWX's old bedroom when he is invited to LP, and that way he can see different scenes of his life at BM, one of them being after the narrow path comment, when WWX tells him he can't have a ribbon, because that would mean be a Lan, who can't run, or laugh, or smile until his face hurts.

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13. Hi!! Can you help me find this fic? I've been reading this fic again and again before but unfortunately I didn't bookmarked it since I just kept the tab open but then I change my phone and now I cant find that fic! I'm just gonna tell specific parts I remembered 😅

So I forgot if wwx is alive here but lsz here is their real child in this fic and not adopted or whatever and so lsz is known as lwj's child but the cultivation world doesn't know how he looks like and then the gusu lan host a event where lsz would receive his courtesy name, family forehead ribbon, his own sword and music instrument and everyone in the cultivation world is invited, jyl and jzx is also alive here.

And here the jiang siblings or rather jc thought that lwj betrayed wwx since they kinda like know that they at least like each other? (Sorry this was really blurry in my memory 🥹 ) so they saw lsz and he resemble lwj so much but then they saw lsz and saw wwx in lsz, that is when they realized that the other parent is wwx. So they confronted lwj about this.

This is like the most memorable chap? Part? In the fic that I remembered 😅 I hope you can help me find this fic, it's one of my comfort fic🥹🥹 Thanks 😊 😊

FOUND! Until The End by abCEE (M, 365k, wangxian, canon divergence, communication, established relationship, sunshot campaign, mpreg, canon typical violence, WWX has new golden core, canonical character death, happy ending, fix-it of sorts)

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14. I'm looking for a fic that's a modern AU insofar as it's not in magical ancient China; it's set in the 1970s, I think, in China. Wei Ying is comatose, and Lan Zhan's been raising a-Yuan. He's basically been adopted into both the Jiang and Wen families as well. About halfway through the story, they're told that they have to remove Wei Ying from the machines keeping him alive (this is expected to be a death sentence). Lan Zhan collapses, but it turns out Wei Ying wakes up. @songscloset

FOUND! When You Wake, 怎能当梦一场 by MouSanRen (T, 40k, wangxian, modern, WWX is in a coma, Angst with a Happy Ending, Single Dad LWJ, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Parenthood, YZY's A+ Parenting,JFM's A+ parenting)

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15. Hello and thank you for all you do to this fandom, mods, you're so great.

I'm looking for two Very Explicit fics that I read AN ETERNITY ago (I think it was 2020?) and I really hope they still exist. I'm very sorry but the horny demon in my brain has been LOUD about them. They're both one shots.

A) genderbent A/B/O, omega wwx is married to someone else and has a son, alpha lwj keeps thirsting over her every time she goes for her run in the neighborhood? One day wwx invites her in and well. Sex ensues.

B) canon setting, hard BDSM, lwj has wwx tied up (suspended?), wwx goes into subspace and lwj makes him cum from eating his ass which apparently is not something he can manage to do usually.

15A)

FOUND? #15A seems to have been deleted from ao3 but it's "Young Sexy Dyke Rails Hot MILF From Next Door and Sucks Her Tits Dry!" by crimsonkestrel

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16. I'm looking for a story, I believe it was a multi-chapter, where WWX and LWJ keep trying to experiment with bondage, but it keeps going wrong. I know that the last time it went wrong, LWJ fell down a ravine and seriously injured his leg. It was also a modern AU, and they got married (or were in the process of getting married) at the end. Any help would be appreciated! Thank you!

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17. Hi (＾▽＾) I need help to find some fics!

A) I don't remember all that much but, it is after the SSC and WWX becomes like the jiang sect's elder and I'm pretty sure it's a fix-it.

B) Wangxian is getting married and they are doing a ritual in the bedroom were they eat baozi I think and WWX's is raw and filed with lotus petals.

C) LWJ timetravels and is preparing to support WWX's resentful cultivation but because he changed things WWX never looses his core and don't have to invent resentful cultivation.

thank you in advance!

Hi (＾▽＾) I was no. 17 in the last fic finder and Like a Water-Worn Stone is right! so is Twelve Moons and a Fortnight! yay! thank you! but Resilience isn't the one, if it helps I'm pretty sure LWJ back like the CR lectures and I don't think JC time traveled.

but again thank you so much!

17A)

not FOUND Elder, an Aesthetic by MarbleGlove (G, 8k, JC & WWX, fix-it, post-sunshot) 1st of the series Rest is Revolution

FOUND! Like a Water-Worn Stone by meyari (T, 41k, WangXian, Hurt/Comfort, very little hurt, lots of comfort, Chronic Illness, Serious Injuries, Self-Medication, Disability, PTSD, Depression, Self-Worth Issues, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, aftermath of war, Aftermath of Violence, Prisoner of War, Identity Issues, enslavement (discussion of), abuse (discussion of), actually very fluffy despite the warnings)

17B)

FOUND! Twelve Moons and a Fortnight by stiltonbasket (M, 290k, WangXian, Humor, Slow Burn, Post-Canon Fix-It, Long-Distance Relationship, Epistolary, Love Letters, Family Feels, a-qing lives, teenage romance, Adoption, Romantic Comedy, Happy Ending, Weddings, Case Fic, Parenthood, Politics) I just finished 12 Moons and a Fortnight and it had the baozi with raw lotus petals during the wedding night, so it's probably that

17C)

not FOUND💖 Resilience. by Vrishchika (T, 7k, WangXian, Time Travel, Golden Core Transfer Fix-It, Not JC Friendly, Self-Indulgent)

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18. Thanks so much for all you do. I love finding interesting fics to read through this page. That said, this is my first request and I hope I'm doing it right.

I know this fic was part of a series. Everyone seems to be a little darker than cannon. This particular fic was WWX and LZ during the sunshot campaign.

LZ and the Lans he was leading were trapped/ambushed in a forest. NMJ could not spare the men to rescue them. WWX goes to rescue him anyway. Between him and LZ they kill all the Wen in that forest. I remember LZ feeling he was not the right person to lead/be responsible  for others in combat. He knew he was given the role solely on his status. 

I thought I bookmarked this but apparently not. I don't know if this series was complete or not. Thank you so much

As a consequence LZ and WY are darker in this fic.

FOUND? The Children's Crusade by natcat5 (M, 44k, JC & Yunmeng disciples, NHS & NMJ, JC & WWX, wangxian, JYL/JZX, Canon Divergence, Missing Scenes, Character Study, Sunshot Campaign, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Partial Golden Core Reveal, references to ableism, self-direct ableism, Self-Esteem Issues, Let Jiang Yanli be a little angry as a treat) the fic in question is part 3

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19. hi, im looking for a modern au where lwj makes lan qiren give wwx a written apology for driving him away? i think lwj had a-yuan and wwx believed he was a bad influence or something? anyway, it was a formal apology and lwj gives oy to a flabbergasted wwx when they reunite.

FOUND! say it's here where our pieces fall in place by Lirelyn (E, 68k, WangXian, Modern AU, Family Feels, Angst with a Happy Ending, Kid Fic, Adoption, Foster Care, Emotional Hurt/Comfort)

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20. good day! 🧡🧡 do u guys know the fic where lsz time traveled during the wens went to lotus pier like he saved the bloody wwx then called lwj and introduced himself as their son in the future. i remember that yuan left a letter and they put it in a frame (in their bedroom) at the end of the story. i bookmarked it but i cant find it on my list. thankyouuu!

FOUND? Son's Intervention by abCEE (T, 14k, WangXian, Time Travel, OOC, slightly (?), Dark LSZ, LSZ is LWJ and WWX's Child, Implied Mpreg, Fall of Lotus Pier, Revenge, No Golden Core Transfer, Somebody Lives/Not Everyone Dies, demonic array, Canon-Typical Violence, No Sunshot Campaign, No demonic cultivation, WangXian Get a Happy Ending, Not Jiang Family Friendly, read beginning notes please, CQL Verse, Married WangXian Have Children, BAMF LSZ)

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[purpleender29]

TMP 24 spoilers

my thoughts and reactions down below

I love the glitch that happens when Gwen thanks Lena for letting her do the job, Freddy is def right about her being arsy

Rupert being the most obvious son of satan ever written

Mother: “I think there is something wrong with rupert”

Me: …….you don’t say.

im so glad we got a norris statement after what seems like forever since the void building one(forgot the name)

CELIA GOT MENTIONED, and the satan baby likes her, this is totally forshadowing that she is gonna end up evil or her “sleepwalker avatar” state is

“sounds of mewling, not from a baby” 😮😮😮😮 “sounds of the not baby munching on flesh”😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

im so glad the Alice is now warning sam and celia about the dangers and im always pissed at sam whenever he laughs away any dangers he hears about, he gives off jon s1 vibes in that way

Celia hinting she is from the TMA universe for the billionth time as usual

BASIRA IS HERE LETS GOOOOO, cant believe she becomes a deputy head at a school and not the baddass from TMA

also Sam has never heard the word subtle in his entire life

[medusa12346]

CHOOSE AN IDOL ~How do you appear at first glance, your best characteristics and your flaws!

Pile 1

You come off as creative and joyful! Lively and energetic. Fake maknae, I heard- LMAO-BUT THIS IS JUNGKOOK’S PILE, HE IS THE MAKNAE THOUGH- You’re always bursting with ideas, your head’s never empty! You appear simple and sweet and (short?)You appear as if you’re a puppy, you’re in the experimental stage as well!You get bored of things quickly and are always searching for more! You could tie your hair in a simple bun, ARIESS ENERGY! You don’t mind spontaneity and are always up for adventures. You may appear a bit naive and trust anyone and everyone easily. You appear as if you need balance in your life. You always look at the positive in life and don’t ignore opportunities, literally I love y'all lmfao-And you don’t seem to be afraid of cutting ties or leaving something that isn’t serving your higher purpose, you’re a baddass bitch!You don’t brood over what went wrong, but instead you celebrate your achievements!

PILE 2-

AAAHHH MY TAURUS BABIES

You come of as someone always moving forward, yet you have the maturity to calm down and relax. You seem very confident and self loving which appeals to a lot of people. You appear as the perfect partner!! You seem loving and compassionate, and a perfect blend of masculine and feminine energies! Intelligent and problem solving too! You appear very giving and an avid social worker! You’re very nurturing and at your best too AHHHHHHHHH- However you may seem a little materialistic and out of peace, though. Is yellow important for you? You have sown your seeds and watch them grow (kids, business, money, literal plants etc) and its time for you to relax. You seem like an all rounder, and a magician WOW. You’re very firm with your designs and aren’t afraid to speak up. You’re practical and grounded and not up in the clouds. If you are an imaginer, then you don’t just imagine, you work on it! KEEP IT UP YALL

PILE 3-

You seem full of love and always happy, were you attracted to the first pile, my loves? (YOU MIGHT SAY ‘MY LOVES’ A LOT???) You seem experienced and ready to share those expereinces as well! you might appear as if you don’t/cant sleep I- You were/are very patient with whatever you’re starting/had started and waiting/had waited for your rewards (aww 🥺pls be continue being patient guys). You might look like you’re always on the internet though. I see you being very physical as well! You might only focus on the negative sometimes. Seems like you made the right decisions in life, generally and you are wise as well. Aah, Leo placements? You might hide a lot too, a fake extrovert, I’m hearing? PEOPLE MIGHT WORSHIP YOU-??? You can be very religious, Christians here? (No harm, or hatred here, don’t hate on religions please.) DAMN YOU SEEM SUCCESSFUL, HAPPY, AND RICH YALL, I DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY! YOUR LIFE SEEMS PERFECT EVEN WHEN ITS NOT! (okay but please express your emotions bruh)

I hope it resonated!

Signing off, medusa :)

[rickswh0r3]

RICK GRIMES EDITS

EDIT SERIE : editing rick in every episodes

SEASON 1 (finished)

SEASON 2 (in the making)

SEASON 3

SEASON 4

SEASON 5

SEASON 6

SEASON 7

SEASON 8

SEASON 9

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• do i make you horny baby ?

• you haven't seen my man

• season 2 twink era

• beige outfit era

• he love how i ride it

• lana rey, will you serve me lemonade

• national anthem (one of my personal favorite)

• 7x01

• oh oh oh

• s8 rick (one of my personal favorite)

• put me in a movie (one of my personal favorite)

• you can be my daddy tonight (one of my personal favorite)

• i wanna ride

• you can be the boss, daddy

• baby girl rick (one of my personal favorite)

• my baby's got a gun

• let me into your heart

• she looks like a star but only on camera

• I LIKE YOU A LOT

• hundred dollar bill

• high by the beach

• redbone

• early babygirl rick

• fav underrated scenes

• bend over backwards

• shirtless scenes

• lori's death going crazy era

• shirtless blue boxer

• you can only choose one

• pushin P

• 6x01 (one of my personal favorite)

• 7x12

• rick in uniform

• you're my religion

• his eyes

• GMFU

• baddass rick

• check my technique

• bloody rick

• keep going

• alexandria party

• i got feelings for you

• for you i keep my legs apart

• i'm the girl next door !

• need someone older

• sean paul audio

• fantasize

• do i wanna know ?

• ayesha erotica audio

• feral rick (one of my personal favorite)

• hey lolita hey

• often

• never lose me

• dangerously in love

[ssa-atlas-alvez]

Angst/Depressing/Death(?)

Penelope's Brother Reader x The gang (platonic)

Reader has been struggling with major paranoia ever since he received a letter from an anonymous source stating that his sister would be killed if he didn't work on a case by himself to save the anonymous source from a mob of crazy murderers and contains all the details about Penelope's address. This source turns out to be the unsub that the FBI are working on capturing and the "mob" is the gang. Reader doesn't realise it until its too late. He's standing in front of the gang, protecting the unsub knowing that if the unsub dies or betrayed, a bomb that is in Penelope's office will go off. He has a hard choice to make: save his sister and kill the gang, or betray the unsub and kill his sister

(You can choose how it plays out. Does the reader die? Does the bomb go off? Does Penelope get injured and reader try killing himself for it? Though I would prefer Penelope to be alive. Ain't no one killing dat baddass gal)

I tried my best with this, but I'm not sure how I feel about what I've written lol

Warnings: threats, guns, explosives, gun shot wound, explosion

Word count: 1482

The letter had sat on your keyboard when you walked to your desk in the morning. You opened it, thinking nothing of it. Until various photo of Penelope had fallen out and then you read the letter. Read the threat against your sister's life and the warnings issued out to you. That if you told anyone, he'd kill her, with strict instructions to meet him at a warehouse today at 1pm. You stuffed the letter into your pocket and looked around cautiously. The five minutes it took Penelope to come in that morning felt like an eternity.

When she did it felt like a weight had been lifted off your shoulders. Penelope gives you a curious look as she begins to head to her Bat Cave, “Wait!” When Penelope looks at you, you give a grin, “Why don’t you work out here today?”

“Because all my computers are in my office?” Penelope answered, “Are you okay?”

“Yeah, I’m fine. Why?”

“You’re acting weird.”

“Nah, everything’s all good,” You answer with a shrug, “Oh, hey, I misplaced my hard drive, can you show me how to access the camera’s in here so I can find where I put it?”

She gives you a strange look before

“Right, now I need to go set up my office,”

“But-”

“Never mind,” She sighed, “We have a case.” You breathed a sigh of relief, she wouldn’t go in her office just yet. Maybe you could sneak in and check it before she went in. She went into the round table room whilst you waited in the bullpen, sending the team into the round table room as they walked in.

With everyone now in, you made your way into the room as Penelope began to explain the case. The case was local, no jet needed. You treat the case as normal, telling Penelope to avoid spots she usually goes to, take different routes, work from the briefing room, anything out of the ordinary in hopes it’ll keep her safe. Penelope looks at you like you’ve grown a second head but just nods.

“Sir, can I talk to you?” You furrow your eyebrows as Penelope approaches Hotch.

“Pen, everything okay?” You ask, your anxiety bleeding through your voice.

She gives you a smile and a wink, “Always baby brother,”

When she’s out of your vision, you can’t help but be anxious, you know logically she’s safe with Hotch but you can’t help the worry.

“There’s something going on with (Y/N),” Penelope sighs, “It’s like he’s paranoid,”

Hotch furrows his eyebrows, “Do you have any idea what might be bringing this on?”

Penelope shakes her head, “I have no idea.” She replies, “He’s telling me to change my routine, go to different coffee shops, use different routes, things like that.”

“Have you talked to him about it?”

“He says nothing’s wrong.” Hotch pauses for a moment before nodding.

“Alright, I’ll check in on him,” Hotch says, Penelope nods, thanking him before leaving the room.

When you see Penelope leaving the room, you look at your computer scene, acting like you haven’t been watching them to make sure everything was okay.

“Oh, did you manage to find your USB?” Penelope asked as she approached you.

“What? Oh! Yeah,” You give an unconvincing smile as you turned back to the screen.

When the time rolls around, you take your lunch break, making your way to the destination. Looking back on it now, you kicked yourself. It really should have been obvious. But you didn’t make the connection until you’re standing in front of the man who sent the letter, he gives you a smirk and it clicks. You realise it’s the unsub. You close your eye as you sigh deeply, your head whips round when you hear the door open and multiple footsteps. The gang that was trying to kill him, you stand in front of him, protecting him (and finding yourself in disbelief that you’re actually protecting this monster). And then to make it worse, the team filter in. And now, you’re stood in front of the unsub, two groups aiming their guns in your direction: the team, and the gang the unsub had pissed off.

"(Y/N), come on man," Derek started, "We don’t know what’s going on but just put the gun down and step out of the way."

Not taking your eyes off the gang, you shake your head, "No, no. You don't understand, I can't."

The teak watch the unsub in confusion as he slowly starts to smirk. "What don't we understand?" Hotch asks.

The unsubs breath tickles your throat as he whispers, "If you tell them, I'll set it off now."

"I-Its complicated," You try. "I can't tell you."

"Why can't you tell us?" Spencer asks.

"I-" You don't finish, not knowing what to say.

"Because I'll kill her," The unsub behind you chimes in and panic shoots through your stomach.

"Who?" Morgan asks.

"What was her name?" The unsub sighs, "Oh, that's it! Penelope Garcia."

You watch as the team go rigid, you know you're going to get a Lecture From Hell when you see Hotch's facial expression. You knew you should have told someone, you knew you should have reported it immediately. But common sense goes out the window the minute someone threatens your sister. What were you supposed to do? Just risk her life like that? No. You kept it quiet, begged her not to use her office, to stay at your place, anything and everything you could think of. You made her go to different coffeeshops, change her routine, you drove her into work. Anything you could think of.

"(Y/N), I need you to put the gun down and step away from him. Now." Hotch's voice is clear, unwavering.

You shake your head. No. You weren't going to risk her like that. If they wanted you to move, they'd have to shoot you. "I won't give you the codes to save her," The unsub taunts in your ear. "You know I'm not playing around here, (Y/N), use your brain."

"Hotch, I'm not risking it."

"(Y/N), we've profiled this guy," Morgan said, "We know he's not the type to do something like this."

"I'm not risking her, Morgan!" You snap, your eyes flicking to Morgan for a moment before turning back to the ground of men in front of you. Your finger moved a centimetre closer to the trigger as the man at the front twitched.

"Don't be stupid," Rossi chimed.

"Remember what the letter said, Agent," The Unsub mocks quietly, "You have to kill them for her to live."

You close your eyes, trying to calm yourself down. You didn't want to be here. You wanted to be at the office, making sure Penelope was as far away from her Bat Cave as possible.

When you open your eyes, the leader of the gang shifts forward slightly. You're struggling to think, hearing the team ordering you to drop the gun, the unsub whispering to kill him or let your sister be killed. Its all too much and your finger inches closer to the trigger.

Hotch makes a decision, he aims for your arm and shoots. The moment you stumble to the side from impact, the gang leader has shot the unsub. He's now on the floor next to you, blood soaking through your clothes. Your hand covering the wound you ignore the pain and scramble up.

"No, no, no, no, no," You mutter, watching as he stops breathing. "Oh god..." You look up, meeting eyes with the man that shot him. "You got her killed. You got her fucking killed!" You're stumbling forward, unaware of your actions, and Morgan's head pops into view. It takes a moment to realise he's stopping you from getting to the man, when it does, you struggle. Unfortunately, you are no match for Derek Morgan when it comes to strength and he easily pushes you back and out of the room.

Half an hour later, you're stitched up and are all heading back to the office, you know you're going to get a minimum of 3 hours of lectures but you can't bring yourself to care. Your only thoughts on Penelope.

You get there as the bomb team arrive (which you find weird because surely they should arrive faster if its an FBI building?), but you don't question it. Instead, you convince your way into the office, to make sure everything is okay. Everything has to be okay. Penelope was okay, you knew that much. You had made Derek stay with her. She'd be okay with Derek with her.

Half an hour later, you breathed a sigh of relief, they had stopped the clock. It was disarmed. You let your shoulders relax, making your way out of the room to let the team know. Hearing a click, you furrowed your eyebrows, turning around, before everything went black.

[xxgoblin-dumplingxx]

Hi! 💖 I just thought of something!

Child version of confident and baddass buff Batmom, who is a tiny (like damian sized but 12) and painfully timid baby who is a twig of a child and has no self-esteem or confidence meeting her future self, her husband, and children all of whom shower her with assurances and praise and tell her that she is loved and cherished! And her being in awe of her future self's figure and height! And getting blushy and giggly when Bruce picks her up and hugs her or gives her a compliment! And everyone being both livid that she had to feel like this and awed /+1 million respect points for all she overcame and for who she grew into! Please and thank you!! ☺️☺️☺️

I'm not really sure how this would work for Kid!batmom.

She's chaos incarnate, mistrustful, and if a male so much as looks at her she'd either bolt or lash out. Especially around 12 or so.

[pixi4]

Let me spew some thoughts no one cares for.

The constant hate pile on Feyre for suddenly choosing to be a mother is getting ridiculous.

Realistically speaking, she saw her husband get murdered in a war and then brought back to life in a same fashion as she herself was. It is so logical to me that she would want a piece of her and Rhys to exist in this world. Was the short time and obvious disregard for their traumas unhealthy? Yes. Did they dicuss the pregnancy? Obvi not. Was the twilight-like pregnancy obviously added in so Nesta could have a Deus ex machina sacrifice? Very much so. Was Rhys abusive even before SF? Heck yeah!

But let's put the abusive Rhys and enabling IC on the side for once and focus on Feyre and her relationship with motherhood.

Continuously we've been shown that beneath her tough exterior is a gentle heart. The first book even proves it. The first book is literally just her running around with Tam and Lucien being free and happy and we witness not only her resilience but also her care. One aspect of Feyre that I feel like people tend to overlook is the fact that she's responsible, more or less, *cough* Spring Court *cough*. She's a person willing to sacrifice her sleep or meal for somebody else. That especially, is essence of motherhood. People think its Elain who is warm and motherly, i don't necessarily disagree. But Elain has continously shown how she wishes to be alone after the war. She doesn't want a male or a mate. She's uncomfortable with it. I'd argue that Feyre has more maternal instincts than any other female character in the series (except those who are already a mother of course)

The two main arguments that come with people disliking her having a kid are: a)she's boring now and b)she's weak now and can't fight her own battles.

Fae are literally animals. I'd like for you to go out and inspect the nature of female animals and their cubs. There isn't a predator a lioness wouldn't cut in pieces if she felt even a slight possibility of her cub being endangered.

Also for all the women claiming that her having kids takes away her agency, first of all, are you good? Do you not see how you are also being incredibly misogynistic by implying that a pregnant woman is reduced to "baby maker".

When it comes to the valid, technical points as to why the book SF and its prose and "plot" sucks, then yes, the pregnancy was out of nowhere with never before talked about issues (fae uterus/ Illyrian uterus) just so we can have a conflict. Is it a lazy plot device? Very much so, but the interpretation of motherhood in this fandom, with all due respect has to change. Baddass female warriors in fantasy novels aren't helpless once they have kids. In fact, having a kid, a being that by all accounts, depending on its age, cannot protect itself, that alone makes Feyre an even bigger beast. You got three books of Feyre running around killing bunch of people. What is so wrong with having one book where she gets to lay around and read books and chill, in the book where she's not even a main character?

For all the grievances this *awfully written* book deserves, the idea of motherhood does not deserve to be slandered because of the book's weak portrayal.

[stargirlfeyre]

I don’t like Rhys because of how he treats Feyre. I don’t like that he SA Under the Mountain, I don’t like how he hid the pregnancy from her only to tell everyone else (including her abusive sister), how he implied that Feyre holds Elain back when all Feyre has ever done was feed, clothe, protect, and shelter that girl.

But I couldn’t care less about how Rhys treats Nesta. People bring up how he’s awful to Nesta, but all he ever did to Nesta was match her energy. I see people angry that he threatened to kill her after she weaponized Feyre’s potential death/miscarriage but those same people call Nesta a queen when she’d threatened to slit Feyre’s throat just for talking to Elain. Oh, Rhys is so mean to Nesta - good, I wanted him to be meaner. All this girl has ever done was abuse and belittle those around her, and Rhys was the first one to actually stand up to her. If she wants to be rude to those around her, expect those around her to be rude right back. He’s not Elain, who sat back and allowed some insecure little girl to verbally abuse Feyre, and he’s not Cassian, who’s too blinded by Nesta’s looks that he will forgive everything she says and does.

Nesta stans hate him because he’s not Nesta’s yes man. He won’t take her insults laying down like everyone else does. He won’t pat Nesta on her back and coddle her after she says something outta pocket just because she is hurting and has trauma. Trauma may explain why someone acts mean, but it doesn’t excuse it. Just because you are suffering with PTSD and grieving doesn’t mean that what you say has no repercussions. If you’re rude, someone is likely going to be rude to you right back. It’s not Rhys’s job to hold Nesta’s hand or help her heal. He has absolutely no obligation to Nesta. But he does have an obligation to his wife and his family to protect them against those that will hurt them intentionally and unnecessarily - which Nesta has done repeatedly and consistently.

On the list of problematic things Rhys has done, him treating Nesta like shit is all the way at the bottom. Honestly it shouldn’t even be included. Idk why him treating someone who ABUSED HIS WIFE like shit is such a controversial topic in this fandom. Any person would react the same way Rhys did. When you love and care about someone chances are you aren’t going to like anyone who causes them pain. That’s just the way people are with their loved ones?

“Nesta stans hate him because he’s not Nesta’s yes man.” This is actually so true. I’m like 99% sure the reason they only call out the problematic shit he does is because he doesn’t like Nesta. Just look at how they treat him vs the people who like Nesta/ are neutral towards her. Eris is arguably one of the most morally questionable people in the series and he’s basically a mini Rhys. He has done most of the shit they hate Rhys (+ the inner circle) for however they make excuses for his actions instead of condemning him for them. They do this because he’s someone who “likes and appreciates” Nesta. If Rhys played the big brother/best friend role towards Nesta like they wanted him to and held her hand like she was a little kid I guarantee they wouldn’t have hated him as much.

I swear sometimes I think they wanted Rhys to argue with Feyre or “call her out” for the way she treated Nesta. They quite literally want this 25 year old woman to be babied. Which is kind of odd because they spend so much time tearing Feyre down for how young she is and how everyone “coddled” her because of it yet they’re over here popping veins when the same isn’t done to Nesta? One second she’s a baddass who can stand up for herself and doesn’t need anyone. The next she’s a 25 year old child who shouldn’t be held accountable for any of her actions because “she didn’t ask for this life”.

[thebringerofdoom]

Why is Murder considered cool/baddass in shows and book? im not asking that in like a moral or ethical way, more in like a technical reasoning kinda way.

Like, Ppl can die from the DUMBEST of things...

You can just not offer someone water when its sunny and they'll legit DROP DEAD.

If the sun in baby sun in Teletubbies can do it, r ya really doin anythin special??

NOW TORTURE ON THE OTHER HA

[ninasnon-sense]

So all the bullshit complaining and review bombing with Blood Origins is just internet piss baby nonsense again, isn't it?

Don't get me wrong, it's not life changing. It's not amazing. It's a solid easy to watch upper mediocre fantasy romp but it's sure as shit not actively bad. The characters were cool, it was nice to see an adventure party made up of not just a bunch of straight white guys and a token set of tits with it just not being an issue (except obviously to said piss babies). What they did with the princess was interesting and different to what usually gets done with that sort of character. Also, the lesbian dwarf lass was absolutely flawless and we need a spin off series of her just being utterly joyful but also a brutal baddass, I love her.

My biggest criticism is that it probably could have done with another episode or two to make you care about the member of the party that join up later like the mages and the adorable murder guy but honestly it was a simple little story that didn't really need stretching.

It's okay for things to just be okay or a bit silly and not really impactful. Not everything needs to be award winning or blow you away. It's okay for something to just be an alright way to pass a few hours and that's what Blood Origins is. The violence is fun, the acting alright, the story is fairly standard fantasy fare and we get to see multiple hot people being hot and getting roughed up. There are better ways to sped 3 and a half hours, but there are also a lot worse.

[littlebabytimmybird]

Tim Drake

Physical: I say this with love but he is one of those awkward teens who's faces look like they're ten but their limbs are like limp spaghetti noodles. Has an ongoing zit on his chin that ligit no-one notices but he's convinced it's the size of Kentucky. His eyes are big and puppy-dog looking, and when he's focused they get really wide and his button nose scrunches up. His eyes are really light blue, to the point where if the light hits them they look purple. His skin is pale and burns easily, but instead of looking supernatural it just looks weird since he has dry skin half the time. He is 5'1 for most of his teens, only getting a growth spurt when he hits 17 that leaves him at 5'5. His hair is pin straight but thick enough to tangle. He barely uses gel for his civilian identity, but drowns himself in it for Robin, making it into spikes. He's trying to make himself more intimidating, but he's instead he looks like Sharkboy from Sharkboy and Lavagirl. When he was 15 someone asked if he was in middle school yet and he just nodded blankly.

Mental: Tim Drake was the first character I have ever headcannoned as autistic. He was a weird little kid, but people just thought he was being stuck up and a know it all. When he was in third grade he had a sensory overload in the middle of class, and the counselor suggested he get tested for Aspergers (bc at that time that was what they would have called it) Janet was all for it, but Jack refused, saying that Tim was "Too smart to be a r*tard"

Janet gave in, but also researched how to help an autistic child. She was away a lot though, and since Tim didn't have an IEP he continued to struggle. He was often told that his stimming was disruptive, so he had to learn to stop doing it. When he was first starting out as Robin he was really happy about catching a criminal on his own for the first time, and he forgot himself and started bouncing on the balls of his feet and flapping his hands a little. He was mortified when Bruce noticed, but the next day there was a fidget toy sitting on the case files he was supposed to review with a note from Bruce saying he thought he might like it. Tim nearly hyperventilated with excitement and had to breathe into a paper bag. Bruce was concerned. Eventually, when Bruce gained legal guardianship over Tim he got him tested, and eventually diagnosed. There was an IEP, but it only really included letting him stim in class since Tim didn't want learning accommodations or counseling. Mostly the diagnosis was just a confirmation of what they already knew. Other than Autism, he is an anxious baby. Not just in a "Cute uwu shy baby" way though, he once threw up from nervousness after he thought he had disappointed Bruce. I think he's always had depression, but it only really flared up after Kon died. And of course, all the bats have PTSD of some sort.

Other: This is included in one of my fics, but I think the stuffed koala bear we see hidden under his bed in that one comic panel with his father is called BamBam. He got it shortly after the flying Grayson's deaths, when he first saw Batman swooping down to save Dick. He tried to say Batman but he had a lisp and the nanny heard BamBam so that was that. He is a serial clothing stealer. He was too shy to take any of Bruce's clothing at first, but he was given a tee-shirt as pajamas when he was staying over for one of the first times (before he moved there) and Bruce never got it back. If he had been questioned about it he would have said he forgot, and that would have been a lie. Bruce didn't mind, the shirt came down to his knees and looked adorable. Soon after that he gave Tim an old sweater of his that had "Shrunk in the wash, strangely enough. I guess the water temperature must have malfunctioned." It was still too large on him. It fell halfway down his thighs and the sleeves completely covered his hands.