#a bastardization of everything he is
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“we’re doing another groundbreaking storyline with batman fighting his greatest enemy, the joker-” pack it up.
#i said what i said kill that motherfucker#he’s boring and overhyped and needs to be used sparingly#at this point every fuckin time he shows up i honest to god think it makes the writing for batman worse#because it seems like truly none of the writers seem to know what to do with him#you can only bring him back and act like bruce not killing him is an interesting moral debate so much before it actively starts corroding#idk. this was mostly spurred on by hush 2. i just. literally every time they don’t kill him and then surprise suprise!#he’s still the embodiment of human evil. shocker. it makes me want to claw my eyes out#because it gets hard as a reader who really likes the base empathy of batman trying to save his villains to apply that to the joker#it just gets FRUSTRATING because he just can’t be saved; it’s not the same as like mr freeze or ivy or man bat etc#the way batman calls his rogues BY THEIR NAMES to humanize them if we have lost writers understanding why we have LOST THE PLOTTTTT#every time a writer makes batman a guy who punches the mentally ill and also his kids an angel loses their wings#and i get a migraine#BRING BACK HIS EMPATHY YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLES#like i can categorically say the second he abuses his kids no matter what run it’s in i can’t help but discount it#STOP HITTING JASON. JUST. PLEASE FUCKING STOP#to say it drives me up the wall is not enough that’s his SON i am going to crash OUTT#and like he hits dick too sometimes and i just. uuughhhhhh#i don’t even need to say it’s another thing entirely for him to fucking shoot jason in the face#it’s just so. RAGGHHHUUGHHH#such a fucking…i don’t even have the words#a bastardization of everything he is#if batman cannot comfort a crying child HE. IS. NOT. BATMAN.#anyways! the joker is boring i need a competent writer back for bruce stop making babs batgirl give duke PLS a run give cass a run#give jason a run give steph a run break up dickbabs and let them stand alone and DONT BUTCHER ANY OF THEIR CHARACTERS#also stop sanitizing tim make him messy again make steph and cass gay and give jason his own storyline where he does magic shit its so funn#like he’d fit with something like the recent moon knight run; absolutely fucks super fun. something like that! im spitballing don't quote m#batman#batfam#comics#dc comics
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shadow milk finding pv when he was healer cookie is so interesting to me, and full of drama
#this is why it was embarrassing that i didnt read the ask properly cries look at all the drawings i did#but yes i think smilk would immediately integrate himself into pvs life if he forgot everything#a juicier version of this au would be if smilk pretended he Always knew pv and pv just forgot him#which is absolutely something that blue bastard would do but alas#feel smilk would inherently be a little more possessive and clingy of healer cookie what with how vulnerable he is in this state#not to mention the denial of seeing the truth oh smilk would LOVE it#anyways everyone should read biscuitlabyrinths writing its great and perfect and i think abt it daily#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#crk fanart#crk au#shadowvanilla#pureshadow#my drawbs
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Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.
Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.
But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.
Ford is spiraling.
There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up.
Nothing works.
The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that.
WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???
It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.
“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.
Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb in. It works perfectly.
Stanford screams.
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#the mystery shack#afterwards stan can be seen gently petting the kitchen door#the lightbulb shines a little brighter#that time in the show where soos mentioned how funny it would be if the exit door was actually a closet#thats a game the shack likes to play with soos#the kids are bored or need a new room? suddenly they find a mysterious new room in the shack#stan cant find his remote? the shack just really wanted to watch old timey movies with stan. it knows stan best. it knew stan would have fu#stans thr shacks blorbo after all#stan also turned the shack from a cold messy research facility into a fun home that gets lots of visitors#the shack loves the tourists and mr mystery#so many stories and different people to watch#stan also hasnt paid the electricity bill in years everything still works somehow#and if they hadnt defeated gideom when they did the shavk wouldve shown that little bastard why they used to call it the murder hut 😡#the thing is ford already checked if hes cursed or if something elsemis going on with the shack and he put gravity falls weirdness factor#into account but he cant find anything out of the ordinary#the shack is just going backt o normal.everytime he turns his scanners on to check#besides theres no way the shack would turn against ford -its his house he built it#so it definitely cant be that
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You can’t pick Lilia for this. But who is your other favorite short character in Twst?
I like the angry little king boy 🌹
#art#twisted wonderland#sorry epel and ortho i like you guys a lot too!#oh and grim i guess#wait how many other shorties are there in twst#anyway i have a lot of affection for episode 1 and for riddle's character arc#he is a terrible little bastard who is trying very hard to be a slightly less terrible little bastard#and i have feelings about his friendships with trey and cater and che'nya especially!#and how that relates to his upbringing and his dumpster fire of a mom and uhhhhhh you know. everything.#i don't know how to do the words about all the thoughts i have on fictional characters#me waving my hands frantically in the air: it's about LOVE and wanting to be LOVED this is what twst is ABOUT --#(i am dragged bodily offstage by my collar)
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if someone is being mean to sam winchester then this is what I do
#i keep seeing dumb stupid takes in spite of blocking tags blogs and unfollowing some blogs#and spn tiktok and spn twt are full of people with the emotional intelligence of a 6 year old kid#what pisses me off the most is when they say sam is a selfish bastard who wouldn't save dean in response to what he said in 9x13 the purge#do they have selective hearing. DID YOU NOT HEAR WHEN HE SAID “SAME CIRCUMSTANCES”#this category of spn viewers will also give sam hell cuz his heaven did not include dean in dsotm#NOT👏EVERYTHING👏IS👏ABOUT👏THAT👏MAN👏#then the drama over lucky charms. and dean being a parent to sam and raising him between nap time and snacks. sigh#dumb takes like this make me real fucking mad. i dont want to drown posts. this is how im coping recently.#spent my entire day editing this T_T#good for me. at least im productive#sam winchester#sam winchester is my only concern#if you are mean to sam winchester because of these reasons and others which im too tired to mention. don't interact with me#spn
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god fucking damn i forgot just how natural and impactful merle and john hunger’s parley conversations are. like genuinely i don’t think any full-on conversations in the podcast compare. clint waited 62 episodes and then just dropped some of the best roleplaying in the series out of the fucking blue. absolutely incredible
#merle is such a silly and unassuming character literally throughout like 93% of the story and then 62 episodes in#drops lines like asking the Embodiment of Nihilism Consuming The Universe ‘are you my friend?’#the monologue about finding joy in everything#‘and if we meet again you can apologize and tell me you were wrong.’ ‘kiss my ass you sanctimonious bastard’ UGH good shit#like he takes to it so naturally it’s crazy#kibumblabs#taz balance#taz
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I don't think we've ever thoroughly unpacked how messed up the way Heimerdinger "comforted" Viktor. The only thing that Heimerdinger could really say is that the "brightest stars burn the fastest", but that's not what's going on here.
Viktor's dying from an unnatural cause!!! He's been poisoned by gas from the mines Piltover excavated in Zaun. This isn't a tragedy caused by random chance, Viktor's condition was done to him by Piltover, by Heimerdinger!
Heimerdinger is essentially comforting his own victim, and he tells Viktor that his death is just the way things are, as if there's no responsible parties involved except fate itself. I wonder if Viktor thought about this himself while Heimerdinger was talking to him. What a truly genuinely awful moment for him to sit through.
#arcane#arcane meta#heimerdinger#viktor arcane#no amount of cute masks will ever make me be nucer to heimerdinger#at least silco knows he's a bastard and acts accordingly#idk if heimerdinger or the show will ever truly process everything he's responsible for#viktor needs to RAGE next season#like seriously
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Jedi Antis: The Jedi are too caught up in politics! They have power to change things, they just don't!
Meanwhile, the Jedi:
Every time they argue with a politician, they are shot down.
I wonder what that could mean? That maybe they don't have as much political power as the antis seem to believe? That maybe *gasp* they were meant to be the victims of Palpatine's manipulation the whole time?
[GIFs aren't mine. Credit to @david-talks-sw ]
#pro jedi order#pro jedi#star wars#in defense of the jedi#anti jedi bashing#star wars tcw#clone wars#revenge of the sith#palpatine is a master manipulator#saying that the jedi were at fault for their “downfall” (read: genocide) dismisses how much of a bastard he is#palpatine is a brilliant villain that does nearly EVERYTHING BY HIMSELF. Pawns are useful but ultimately unnecessary in his plans#people are too obsessed with seeing the jedi being at fault that they ignore what's in front of them#and none of this is obscure legends materials that most fans have never heard of#this is TWC and the MOVIES THEMSELVES#aka completely and fully CANON#and I have MORE WHERE THOSE CAME FROM. I JUST RAN OUT OF IMAGE SPACE
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Fit: Oh yeah, the great outdoors! All we need is a can of beans, and we'll have a good time.
Phil: There's two empty seats, I can't remember what– who they're for though. [Snorts then leans off-screen and laughs]
Fit: [Slowly realizes what Phil said] ...No. No. No. No! No! NO! WE ARE NOT DOING THIS RIGHT NOW! WE ARE NOT DOING THIS, PHIL. Ok? We are not doing this.
Sneeg: Do you wanna talk about it...?
Phil: [Continues laughing]
Fit: No man, this- this man thinks trauma is funny. He thinks trauma is funny– He thinks interpersonal emotional trauma is funny! Yeah, we're all laughing, Phil. We're all laughing. Yeah– [Monotone voice] "Hahaha! So funny." So funny. So funny.
Sneeg: Alright, bro. Why don't you go–
Fit: Gaslight girlboss, right? Yeah, that's what we do, that's what we do.
Phil: Oh my god– [Exhales and laughs] That tickled me, that was a good one. Uh, right–
#Philza#FitMC#Sneegsnag#JoeSMP#QSMP#(Implied / mentioned)#Fit#Sneeg#Phil#Joe SMP#Honestly if he'd killed Phil for this I don't think any of us would blame him for this#I'm glad this server has a bounty system so I can pull out my wallet and be like ''Guards; kill this clown''#/hj#He's SUCH a bastard#Didn't have a chance to post this yesterday sorry#Edited#I saw someone say they thought he was referring to Missa / Pac but honestly I think he was talking about the Eggs#could go either way though#TBH I think cubito Phil knows damn well what he's talking about and remembers everything#He's just the embodiment of that ''Sometimes I can still hear his voice'' / '' I'm not dead!'' meme
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Sirius caused the longest hat stall in Hogwarts history when he was sorted, by the way
#it took like 20 - 30 minutes#the hat couldn’t figure out where the bastard should go#he’s cunning enough for slytherin#smart enough for ravenclaw#loyal enough for hufflepuff#brave enough for gryffindor#he genuinely could’ve thrived anywhere#and the hat nearly lost it#plus sirius kept asking questions and shit#kept questioning everything and being weirdly philosophical#sirius: what truly constitutes bravery or kindness? are they measurable traits or more concepts?#sorting hat: stfu and let me think you little shit#at some point dumbledore and minnie are just glancing at each other and sirius/the hat and the rest of the students to be sorted#and they’re completely confused as to how to make this speed up#so everyone else can be sorted#sirius black#marauders era#harry potter marauders#maraudersera#the marauders#the marauders era#mwpp#hp mwpp#mwpp era#marauders#the pin drop moment when the hat said gryffindor#no one knew what to do#the first black to go anywhere other than slytherin#james was the first to start clapping but it was still super tense for the rest of the ceremony#none of the teachers or older students recovered until like 2 weeks later
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Wait, it's been a long time since I read ASOIAF, but did Jaime flopping at Joffreys nameday journey change the history of Westeros? (In addition to leaving Ser Addam Bongwater destitute). Cause Littlefinger lost the Catspaw dagger to Robert in a bet, which was then used in the Joffrey ordered assasination of Bran, which lead to Catelyn taking Tyrion prisoner.
The flop heard around the world.
everything that ever happened in the history of asoiaf is a result of an action jaime did or did not take once he can be blamed for everything ever
#most influential man ever but none of it is deliberate#thats my goat#killing aerys the incest bastards pushing bran#he is shaping history#i feel like jaime is fr at the scene of the crime when it comes to fucking everything in these books#fuck petyr hes a tryhard jaime just does this naturally#anyways unironically i do think that the most significant changes to this series would happen if u removed him from existence#nobody will match the terrorism he caused just by dicking around#ask
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Odysseus: demanding Athena take off whatever enchantment she put on him the second the situation ends.
Odysseus: who constantly reminds Athena that he has great plans to grow old and die with his wife so don't even think about getting any ideas.
Odysseus: side eye diomedes who has started fucking glowing he has so many enchantments on him: bro you should talk to Athena about getting those removed. You're going to end up immortal or some shit
Diomedes: who has been a solider since he was 5 who has intersting thoughts about his own personhood who has a much more traditional relationship with Athena and would rather literally stab his own eye out with a rusted sword than speak out of turn: I don't know what you're talking about
#odysseus#Diomedes#Athena#This is more pulling from my own headcanons than any source material#But I have a lot of feelings about the narritive physically changing a character and how well that works with the idea that#Becoming immortal is a slow process more of a slide than an abrupt change#And I have a lot of feelings about diomedes becoming immortal and how odysseus only ever wanted to be a man#And how diomedes was having a much more mortal experience and odysseus experiencing so much magic and monsters and gods#And how every step of the way diomedes only ever politely thanks Athena never argues only does his duty#And how nearly everything odysseus met tried to change him or keep him and how he fought against that with his whole being#Also a lot of feelings about the traditional reward for heros was immortality#This obviously does not include all the times Athena treated odysseus like a barbie doll because ody was 98% not aware of that#Athena post the whole ajax going insane thing: that was fun#Odysseus: great yah super fucking fun love when my allies go mad with desires to torture me to death BTW#Take off the invisibility spell I want nobody trace of it lingering on me I am remaining mortal if it kills me#Athena: definitely not pouting you're no fun one little spell isn't going to permanently alter you#Odysseus: I am not taking any chances any invisibility I have is going to be my own fucking skill and your excellent training not magic#Diomedes: internally:after getting the ability to see through illusions and see gods#Should I mention this to Pallas Athena? Did she mean for me to keep it? Is it bad if I keep using it?#Is it even more disrespectful to not use it? Surely she is aware that I still have this? Surely it would be an insult to her intelligence#To remind her that would be casting doubt on her memory and perhaps it is part of a plan and#Who am I to question pallas athenas plans who am I but her devout weapon better to not mention it or any of the other lingering magics#Diomedes realizing a hundred years after the fact that he is in fact immortal: ....should I mention this?#Athena finds it funny to try to sneak magic onto odysseus it's a game for them because their both rat bastards#But not post odyssey it's just triggering then#Actual child solider diomedes#Greek myths
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here is a collection of riptide drawings that i made a while ago but never posted ^_^
#just roll with it#jrwi#just roll with it riptide#jrwi riptide#potatart#gillion tidestrider#chip jrwi#jrwi chip#jay ferin#chip the bastard#jrwi grimm#grimm jrwi#anastasia jrwi#jrwi anastasia#bloodshot#queen jrwi#jrwi queen#niklaus hendrix#jrwi bloodshot#bloodshot jrwi#THE GRIMM DRAWINGS R SOME OF MY FAVORITES I GENUIENLY LOVED THAT ARC SO MUCH#I enjoy drawing grimm too!!!! i think hes funny and really interesting!!!!#i dont rekember what the wish he mwde to niklaus was but i thought it was rlly interesting how he cried when he was dying#ALSO I LOVE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHES EVERYTHING 2 ME#HIS BUNNY EARS.... NY GOD#there should be more grimm art methinks. hes some kind of beast#what if i gave the kindest eyes to a very Not Kind man
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you vs satoru except you’re mad at him so you refer to him as mr gojo the whole day bc you refuse to call him by the usual sweet and sappy nicknames out of spite so he one ups you and returns the favor but instead of using your maiden name he says mrs gojo
#— the honored one#it just pisses you off even more bc he always finds a way around everything that bastard that jerk
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I SWEAR CELEBI'S THINGY IS COMING SOON BUT I REALLY WANTED TO POST THIS ALRIGHT
yeaah... future trio got me too...
and Darkrai is there too, because of course he is.
hey look i drew a cute Drifloon :D
...ignore the rest
whatever started at Darkrai doodles ended in brainrot of future trio + darkrai and I'm blaming @scribz-ag24 for this
#Can you believe between the first pic and the 4th pic is only a week inbetween. I sure can't but like why did I mirror the pose...#ON ACCIDENT??? Everytime I look at the two Grovyles I'm like... how... how did they end up so differently???#also probably blaming @cozybells as well for this but I really fear tagging people so I'm just letting y'all know in the tags because#I do wanna let everyone know who inspired me when someone did <333 better get running [you know who you are!!!!] DusnoirXDarkrai is next...#also: upon seeing scribz-ag24's art my brain said: You need to color too! ah yeah that went well with the doodle batch#I really hope you're able to read everything with how messy I can write sometimes. If not please let me know and I'll add sth in this post!#Also the doodle batch was the first thing I drew so well... never drew dusknoir before and grovyle once i think...#please go easy on me I have yet to explore the relationship between literally everyone😭 and I have no idea what I‘m doing and I'm a little#lost I normally only draw King Boo or Darkrai but I'm sure scribz-ag24 sprinkling in bits of Darkrai got me in love with the future trio to#grovyle#future trio#celebi#darkrai#dusknoir#pmd hero#pokemon#drifloon#totodile#my art#my stuff#tagas friend spoiler#pmd#pokemon mystery dungeon#IS THERE A SHIP NAME FOR FUTURE TRIO... there must be. ...oh... is it just...#futuretrioshipping#i feel sooo stupid rn.#also everytime i drew darkrai i had evil spiteful bastard in mind (except for the one with an arrow pointing out he's redeemed) but i think#i literally mixed every possible version of him in my head so got absolutely no clue what i'm doing :D#anyways i hope you enjoyed this and thanks for reading through my ramblings! Have such a wonderful rest of the day yippiee <333#pmd2
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Various forms of locomotion observed in Killie's father, who is often described as "an interesting character" and “a little bastard” but is never accused of being slow
#killie#he was a real mixed bag as a father and obviously the Big Fuckoff Scene with Charlie was the fuckup of a lifetime#but oddly enough quite a good person for your zombie apocalypse survival team or a bar fight#or a situation where you need a mean little bastard to pop off.#there aren’t many of those in real life though.#which is the problem. poor bill. master of a dynasty in an age of dying dynasties.#sad. few such cases.#dad everything between the waist and the knee is a jigsaw puzzle of screws and bone. could you please have both hands on the horse please.#WHY#because if you fall off it’ll be a fucking Humpty Dumpty case again and the horses are NO help.#FUCK OFF.
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