#a heart from a heart shaped boy uwu

[jinstronaut]

your monthly dose of bts : jung hoseok

day 3 / 31 (cr. namuspromised)

[missblissy]

Vox x reader but its fluufffy as shit- like im talking hurt/comfort like full on motherfucker is down so infamously bad

((Ofc Nonny UwU Vox is a guilty pleasure of mine, so this was fun to write. Again.... IM STILL A LIL RUSTY SO IM SORRY IF IT'S NO EXACTLY WHAT YOU HAD IN MIND QWQ... But! As always, Enjoy!))

Little taps traveled down the lush golden halls, with a tiny fury in each step. Sparks and zaps and zips twisted from the broken wires popping out of your skin. The arm you clutched tightly let out fizzes and glitches and your broken hand moved on its own. 

You found an elevator and slapped the buttons with your good hand then stared at the spycam in the corner, “Vox!” You whined, “Let me in!” Your high pitched cry was more of an annoying beg but still… It worked. The elevator’s door dinged and shut before lowering down into the catacombs of the mega tower.

At first some silly stupid song played in the elevator before a familiar voice came over the speakers, “What did you do now?” It was Vox. You raised a brow, a pointed and angry pout as you took a side glance at the spycam. Shameless guilt was on your face, as you caved and confessed, “It wasn’t my fault! I was just trying to get today’s filming done and that-” You stopped yourself and took a breath before you got worked up again, “Anyways,” You held up the broken arm and hand, “I need a tune up, and you know I won’t let the tech boys touch me,” 

The elevator slowly lost its walls and you were standing alone on a moving platform lowering itself to a bridge. You didn’t even wait for it to reach the ground or stop, you jumped halfway down and started skipping along the bridge. With a new tune in your step, happy to have gotten your way, you gave a cheerful wave to the tanks full of sharks while heading towards Vox’s lair. 

You first checked his room full of tv monitors and spy cams, he wasn’t in his Little Throne as he put it. So you made your way to his workshop. He was already there sorting through replacement arms for you. With your good arm you looped it with his and gave him a playful nudge, “Thank you, Voxxy~!” You hummed out, putting on extra layers of cuteness knowing he’d be annoyed with you already for interrupting his work. 

“Mhmm,” Vox hummed, then reached for a robotic arm. You quickly pushed his hand away from that one, “Not that model,” You told him, “Remember? It’s got that bug that makes the nervous system fail,” He just nodded his head and reached for another arm while gesturing for you to sit down. You did just that, sitting on the workbench with your feet swinging back and forth off the edge. 

“So are you going to tell me what happened?” Vox asked while keeping his eyes focused on the task at hand. He took your broken arm and first looked over the damage, then the hand as well. His eyes flicked up to yours as he added, “Or do I need to check the surveillance system?” His hands lightly grabbed you by the crook of your arm, bending it by the elbow to find the hidden port under your skin. He pressed nothing, just skin, but soon it lit up in the shape of a little heart.

You looked away with a pout, maybe the cute act wasn’t going to help. You huffed and rolled your eyes, “She started it!” You yelped, “I was doing the scene for this month’s show perfectly, as always, and the stupid bitch couldn’t deliver her lines right!” All while you ranted, Vox managed to run his finger along your arm and unlock the skin shell, uncovering the wires, blots, tubes and bars that made up your insides. 

A heavy gulp came from your throat, and your irritation slowly melted to an uncomfortable uneasiness. It was still so strange to you to be nearly fully made of bits and parts. So was Vox…. but still… It wasn’t a familiar concept to you quite yet. On the outside you looked completely the same as you’d always had in your afterlife. Selling your soul to the overlord was the biggest decision you’ve ever made. Surely one day you’d live to regret it, but so early on into the contract you hadn’t found any solid reason to regret a single choice you’ve made with Vox thus far.

He treated you so much better than Valentino did to Angel Dust. in fact Vox tried his best to keep you as far from them as possible. You were uniquely his. Literally, he made you. Bought your soul, tore it from its flesh and welded it to new metals. And you’d be lying entirely if you said you didn’t feel something for Vox. It was the biggest reason for being his, you felt some type of way and he liked to stroke that ego and play along with it.

Vox gave you a smug look however, with gentle hands he removed the arm entirely, “And who threw the first punch?” He asked. Which was a very good question, because you definitely did. Called out and put on the spot, your cheeks started to burn different shades of pink and red, “You’re still a prototype,” Vox hummed. From what you could feel, it was nice. The way his cool finger tips tentatively work at the seams of your sinews. He clearly was putting care into each and every work on your wiring, “You aren’t yet strong enough to take on a co-star, much less anyone, in a fight,” He said.

He had never been cruel with you, or even mean. Vox could be stern, like now, lecturing you to do better, be better. But his touch was always soft and careful. Like you were his greatest work of art, his favorite thing to work on, and his beloved precious project. And sure, he liked the person you were too. It was just a bonus that you could make him laugh, or get him to stop faking his smiles for real ones.

It didn’t help how often he kept you at his side. Filming was really the only time you were away from Vox, otherwise, you were always near, always in sight, and never too far from reach. Vox preferred it that way, and, honestly… so did you. So it was a welcoming and familiar touch, his hands tinkering away, checking you over as to look for any other damage.

Sheepishly you laughed and said, “Well, at least I only walked away with a broken arm,” And Vox chuckled along with you. The girl you fought couldn’t say as much. You nearly tore her in two… She was just so… annoying! And you got so sick of doing the same scene over and over and over…. “I taught her a thing or two about real tears, that’s for sure,” Your snotted little huff and pout was back, though luckily Vox seemed to enjoy it, “She had it coming, and I basically won if there was even a competition anyways,” 

He even agreed and said, “I’m sure you held your own, I don’t doubt you can’t kick some ass,” He then attached the new arm and started flicking and switching things on from within your hardware, “But I can’t have my little super star starting fights, or getting into them, or risk damaging the goods,” He smirked as he looked over his work with pride. Finally he snuck in a kiss and you felt all your rage melt away. First there was one on your cheek, then Vox gave you a quick but deep kiss before pulling away.

Vox then grabbed a new skin shell and snapped it in place, slowly feeling returned. The chill of his hands running down your arm, clearing off all the dust and fuzz, sent little buzzing sparks down the newly awakened skin, “It’s not good for our image either,” Vox added with a smirk and raised brow, “You’re my little super star, hell’s new sweetheart that everyone can’t get enough of,” He then fixed your hair, tuffing it back in place, curling it around your ear, “We can’t have leaks of you beating your co-star into a pulp getting out,” He rolled the sleeve of your shit back down, smoothed it out, and stole another kiss.

You could feel your arm again and life buzzed into the metal, until it heated up and felt all the same as any natural or organic creatures. As much as you like the coddling in his words, you tried out your wrist and looked at your nails, asking, “What am I, if I’m just your little super star? Are you trying to make your own fizz bot? A Vox bot? Whatever you call it, just some way to steal Mammon’s power?”

Vox smirked and pinched your cheek with his fingers and gave a little shake, cooing at you while saying, “To some degree, yes. A bigger, better, smarter one that runs off a human soul,” You pushed his hand away but he just grabbed your hand instead, pulled you off the table, to your feet, and gave you a little spin, “But for now, you’re just my favorite little toy, right?” 

A little yelp jumped from your lips as he spun you around, then caught you with one hand. You could not lie, the way this man spoiled you had you hooked, line and caught. He made it so easy for the both of you to forget what goes on outside this workshop of his. He made it easy to forget he owned you…. He made you what you are now.

Or perhaps that part of the deal you like. Who knows. It was unexplainable your attraction to him and you honestly didn’t mind being his pet, his distraction, his stowaway. Whatever one may call it, you were sucked in by his every word and move… every single time. Besides, you could pride yourself on being the one that cheered him up, that made him happy, especially when Valentino upset him. You were the one that Vox poured hours of his time into, who he tediously worked to improve. You were his favorite distraction.

He moved you about in a silly little mock dance, an equally silly tune playing from him, “And for now, your job is to just stay pretty, talented, flawless, and overall perfect just as you are,” His wooing words melted your metal heart. He slowed, holding your hands in his while he then gave a smile, a raised brow, and asked in a way that wasn’t really asking, but rather telling, “So no more fights, and ruining all my hard work, right?”

You blinked up at him, still slightly flustered from the mini dance, and even more so that he held you so close to him, “R-right,” You breathed then gave a small smile yourself. It was a strange relationship the two of you had, it clearly wasn’t something outsiders would understand. He peppered kisses along your new arm and trailed them up your shoulder, leaving a few on your cheek as you giggled out. 

He gave you a twirl then spun you off, “Now get back to work,” Vox’s grin stayed full on his face while you got your footing again. With a huff, you crossed your arms and gave a pointed look, teasing him obviously and putting on a bratty act, “I don’t need anymore distractions until about…” He paused and looked at his watch, “Five thirty?” 

Your foot tapped a few times and you shifted weight from one leg to the other, hip out in a sassy look, “I’m not a distraction,” You pouted, then rolled your eyes with a grin to match his, “Six thirty,” You challenged him, seeing if he could push off the time and actually commit to his work, “I should be done filming by then anyways,” 

“Fine,” Vox shrugged, seemingly unbothered by your teasing, “Six thirty,” He echoed. Vox then blew a little kiss to you, with spark and zap it zipped across the air in the shape of a little heart. The sweet sting of its electric shock warmed your cheek and let out a little snap on contact. You giggled and let your arms fall, a more cheeky look on your face and less of a pout as you spun on your heel and skipped back off to work.

[marwhoa]

request: Hi!! Can you do relationship headcanons on Ritsu Kasanoda please :)

🝮 ritsu kasanoda dating headcanons !!

ritsu kasandoda & reader

author’s note: wow i really just took the longest break imaginable and then came back with this. lmao, i hope someone enjoys reading this!!! thank you and gosh do i love Ritsu uwu

edit: i misspelled his name but it’s 4 am and I think that’s hilarious so I’mma leave it

word count: 1.8 k

ఌ Let’s be real, he’s trying his best. Really, so before your relationship began, he was DESPERATE to figure out how to woo you—how to sweep you off your feet!

ఌ He didn’t learn his lesson the first time with not asking the hosts for help. But, this is in the LOVE department! Surely they know better about that than they do about making him look less intimidating?? Who could possibly be better to turn to for hints at romance?

ఌ Unfortunately, it seems this rambunctious bunch of boys don’t take him seriously at all. Seems. Maybe they think they’re taking him super seriously, but it REALLY doesn’t look like it!

ఌ So, he begs that you forget having walked into the Third Music room—since abandoned by its department—only to have been bombarded by swirling roses that flew all around you. They framed a path that you swore was heart shaped, up to Ritsu, who kneeled in a host uniform, his signature nervous smile, and a rose held for you to take.

ఌ Cue a fit of giggles that may or may not have made him fall even deeper in love with you.

ఌ Best believe that he never turned to them again (okay, maybe Haruhi, but even her suggestions were questionable… Some of them were great, don’t get him wrong! Like, the star-gazing idea or the “ walk-in-a-park ” idea! But, the “ clean together! ” or “ attend-a-host-event ” ideas were downright rejected.)

ఌ Well, not entirely. You know those big fancy balls the Host club holds? Towards the start and end of the year? Well, with Haruhi leading the plan for obvious reasons, he mustered up the courage and invited you to the ball with him. Was that a fluttering in your heart~? Eek!

ఌ Was this going to be when he finally made a move? When your budding relationship finally bloomed?

ఌ The night was beautiful, from the delicacies, everyone’s pretty attire, all the way to the lighting. This really was a party held by the most elite of society’s children! Your outfit was a gorgeous scarlet—gifted to you by Kasanoda’s right hand man who simply smiled and asked kindly that you please wear it! You couldn’t decide which to focus on, how they got your measurements or why this was happening.

ఌ Of course, deep down you knew full and well why it’s happening, didn’t you?

ఌ Let’s rollback a few notches. Now, what could have possibly made him fall for you? Was it, maybe, your sitting by him in every class despite everyone else making a painfully obvious barrier between them and him given the empty chairs around him? Nooo, don’t be silly, it couldn’t be that.

ఌ Oh, was it you seeking him out during lunch time, finding him alone in the garden, eating and talking to the plants? No, surely that wasn’t why he stared at you with glossy, grateful eyes that said, “ Please, sit, I insist. ”

ఌ Hmm, maybe it’s because of how many times you walked home with him and held normal conversations with him, as if he wasn’t labeled the school’s “ Scariest Man Ever To Attend ”? No, couldn’t be that. It wasn’t like he loved and looked forward to the walks, so much so that he silently waited by the door for you to collect your things and trot on up beside him, telling him all about your day. And it definitely couldn’t have been that for once, he was walking with someone who wasn’t Tetsuya, and this person beside him didn’t give off any vibes of “ I’m being forced to hang out with you, as a joke! A prank! ”

ఌ Oh, I know, maybe all of this is happening because of the first time you two met outside of school. It was the weekend, and you were out in the neighborhood for a reason long since forgotten by now.

ఌ There was the sounds of a struggle down a street, and you, being you, couldn’t help but think, “ Hey, if someone’s in trouble, the right thing to do is help them? ”

ఌ So, imagine the fear on your face and stiffness in your body to peak down the alley and see a red-haired boy surrounded by several others. Totally unfair, you thought! That’s too many people for one person!

ఌ His back was to you, and you locked eyes with the man in the center as he pulled his arm back and yelled something about how much respect he’ll get for beating the son of THE Kasanoda-Gumi group!

ఌ No matter how much you knew about the neighborhood or the syndicates ‘round these parts, nothing could have prepared you for how fast your feet carried you between the two, chucking your bag into the man in the middle’s face, shutting him up instantly.

“ There’s no respect for a bully that teams up on a guy! “

ఌ You said with faux confidence. The man behind you could have sworn you looked just like a little wolf protecting him, baring your teeth at a bunch of men that he just had a feeling would tuck and run at your appearance.

ఌ And that they did, though whether it was your display of Justice, their boss’s bloody nose, or the rather demonic aura seeping out of the guy behind you—that was anyone’s guess, too 🤷‍♂️

“ Uh… Th.. Thanks, for that. “

ఌ When you turned to face your damsel-in-distress, the drastic difference between his voice and appearance took you off guard. A few giggles, a quick apology for the rudeness, and a “ no problem “ for the thank-you, and suddenly his face was almost flushed as red as his scarlet locks. Silence blanketed your both before you shrugged and past him.

ఌ Wait, he called.

ఌ You paused, halting in your tracks, and turned inquisitively.

ఌ He stammered then continued, would he ever see you again?

ఌ Silence.

ఌ A once over, you gave him.

ఌ Then a bright smile.

ఌ Of course, you laughed out.

ఌ After all, you continued, we go to the same school. A point to the badge on his bag, and suddenly he had to avoid eye-contact just to recover from the embarrassment.

ఌ The same school? His luck must have been turning around if he could see you again so soon.

ఌ And so, there’s no telling where he fell in love with you. Whether in between, during, before, after—or maybe even not yet!

ఌ Regardless, you held your head high, excited to step through the doors. You were greeted with what would begin a night you would never forget.

ఌ Folks you hadn’t yet placed names-to-faces-for guided you across the dance floor. Hand-in-hand, trading you off to the next person who swirled and dipped you. The first was a guy with auburn hair, mighty tall, you noted. He had mannerisms or a mischievous fox. Next was a man with black locks, taller than the last, and never speaking a word. You missed the smile in his eyes as you were passed to an eccentric blond with a blinding grin. He was quite the chatterbox during this dance, taking longer than the others, before a smaller brunet boy took your hand and scolded him with a, “ Senpai, you’ll ruin the plan! ” This boy had cute quirks and soft hands. The dance was simple, sweet, and kind.

ఌ It was towards the end that you caught a glimpse of red hair.

ఌ The next hand you were passed into was familiar and welcoming. Calloused, marked with a scar here and there. They seemed like thorny hands that would hurt whoever made contact, but somehow when it came to your hand, they were the kindest, gentlest.

ఌ Your eyes gazed up to catch a glimpse of that same-old nervous, nasty grin you fell for.

“ Another plan, huh, Ritsu dear? “

“ Dear? “

ఌ He stammered, repeating the pet name you tagged to the end of his name.

ఌ A squeak of surprise escaped you as he was thrown off so much so that his footwork changed to include a “ step-on-your-partner’s-foot! “

ఌ A dozen apologies later, and below the stars you were.

ఌ The loud crowd had mellowed out with distance, so much so that the soothing ballroom music was audible enough to drag a mewl of happiness from your lips.

ఌ You leaned into him, shifting this dance more so into a romantic slow dance.

ఌ This would have continued, turned even more romantic as the midnight sky poured over and over again, renewing the twinkle in each star!

ఌ But, alas, any plan by the host boys just had to have one little signature quirk in it.

ఌ Though whether you could fault the club or not for this was anyone’s guess!

ఌ From the bushes lining the balcony his dancing feet led you to, popped up an even more eccentric dirty-blonde girl who screeched a, “ Oh come on, kiss them already! What kind of romance is this!? A SUCKY one, of course! “

ఌ Had it not been for your laughter, this particular redhead might’ve melted from embarrassment.

ఌ Instead, he cupped your cheek and guided your eyes to him.

ఌ There was hesitance, a glance here and there, and his mouth opening and closing inaudibly like a fish outta water.

ఌ So, you pressed affectionately against his hand then slowly leaned in to plant a chaste kiss upon his lips.

ఌ They weren’t the softest in the world, and perhaps slightly rough (easily fixed with some lip balm!).

ఌ And surely there was evidence this was his first kiss, first REAL kiss, but the fireworks in your heart made none of that matter at all.

ఌ From then, word spread throughout the school much too quickly that the rumor of “ Ritsu and Y/N? Canon or Fanon? ” was completely canon.

ఌ Your reputation rubbed off on him, and suddenly he found himself with more friends and acquaintances than he ever dreamt of.

ఌ The empty seats around him were filled with talkative randos—though, if ever they say in your seat, he couldn’t help the intimidating glare shot at them.

ఌ Your life after school would become much more interesting too.

ఌ Apparently the guy you beamed with his bag had inflated and hyperbolized your image tremendously.

ఌ In the streets, you were gaining a strange name, “ The Rabid Wolf “.

ఌ Whatever that meant.

ఌ Ritsu worried about it, assuring you he would clear your name, but you laughed it off and said it could probably do more good than harm!

ఌ After all, he did have fears of people knowing you were his lover.

ఌ Partner.

ఌ Romantic acquaintance!

ఌ …

ఌ He may or may not have been rosy-hued in the cheeks when you showed up at the house one morning, to walk to school together, obviously!

ఌ And the house erupted in, “ Kasanoda, sir, your lover awaits at the door! ”

ఌ You pretended to have not heard the girlish screech before a disheveled, heavy-breathing Ritsu slammed open and closed the door.

ఌ That walk had been quiet, save for your running-of-the-mouth.

ఌ Oh, and any time you shied away from dominating the conversation so, he would break the silence and say, “ Go on? ”

[inkblotsandpapertrails]

Hello! I love your writing, especially ur OHSHC stuff! I feel like you captured all the characters really well <3 Everyone feels so alive! Feel free to ignore this request, but I would love to hear about ur headcannons for your Unstoppable Series between the reader and the host club! Or just your ideas in general. I'm so in love with your work and I'm so excited to see what else you'll create! It's always worth the wait (♡´𓋰`♡)

oh my goodness that is... so incredibly sweet i'm gonna cry. my little heart. thanks so much anon that's really nice to hear. i kinda fell off the ohschc train for a while but i had ideas for that kyoya fic and i want to deliver them. and this is a really good question! so hopefully it'll get me back into the swing of things - but hey we all know i take fucking forever to write so i wont go getting anyones hopes up, i'll just answer your question :) this got kinda long so i'm gonna put it under a readmore uwu but i hope you enjoy!

so the current atmosphere between the reader and the hosts is,,, difficult. each of the hosts have their own very specific outlooks on the world shaped by their own very specific experiences, so none of them are really doing the Right Thing in this scenario - but you can't really blame them for that. mostly.

for the hitachiins, the important thing to note is that they are very much spoiled rich kids who spent the majority of their lives ignored and left to their own devices. we know they're pretty unempathetic to other people because that's just the way they were raised - they were the only two people they could recognize as Real People, and everyone else was just a plaything. that's changed throughout the anime - they're more empathetic to others and care deeply for their friends - but they're still just as selfish, as we've seen in the b&b arc. they don't want their friends to leave them, so they either cling on too tight (kaoru) or push their friends away before they can (hikaru).

hikaru knows from the moment the reader shows up that you do NOT want to be in the host club - now that IS a fairly normal reaction, the club's got kind of a slanderous reputation around school since it is literally just paying to date people, but the host club is his and kaoru's haven. it's what brought them a proper family. so he doesn't really like seeing someone there when they clearly don't want to be there - it just feels like an insult, both to him and the club (and maybe because he sees some of his old self in the way you push away tamaki and the rest of them, as well). so, as he did with haruhi when they first arrived, he wants to torment the reader and push you away until you inevitably leave, because hey, you don't want to be here and you're just gonna leave at some point anyway, so why not speed up the process? kaoru's intentions aren't quite as malicious - i think it's just another one of those 'well, hikaru's doing it, and i do what hikaru does' things (poor boy does not have a solid grasp of his own identity yet). but it is also partially that kaoru is very scared of letting people get close to him now that he and hikaru are beginning to distance themselves from each other (this is all vaguely post-anime canon). not quite as much as hikaru, but he doesn't really wnat to get attached to you.

(unfortunately, neither of them were expecting the reader to snap quite so badly. they figured you'd just storm out and not come back - they were not expecting tears. and when you said 'if this is how you're gonna treat me, i'm better off being at home'... well no spoilers but that's gonna stick with them.)

tamaki is,,, difficult for me as a writer because he feels things a LOT and i do not know how to capture it. but i imagine in the process of meeting the reader he's gone from one extreme to the other. he's eager to have a new member, and i'm sure he can see that 'something' about you that he saw with the twins and honey and kyoya, so yeah, he's very excited. probably rattling off costume ideas for 8 people, probably factoring an extra person into the budget, probably trying to find out what colours suit you and what your favourite snack is and etc etc (he is CLINGY, sue him). but then when you break down he's probably in the opposite of that extreme. i imagine he really laid into the twins - not his typical show-boating speeches, but an actual seething 'what the hell is wrong with you' scolding (he is a good dad. he doesn't let shit slide), and is really fixating on the comment about your homelife. tamaki cares a lot and has very little boundaries so i imagine he's trying his very hardest to fix everything (even if it violates your privacy - he's... trying. he's not good at it but he's trying).

haruhi is just downright furious. you seemed really chill, and they could probably see that you've been feeling lost and alone, like they did before they found the host club. i think they really wanted you to stay and have a good time and maybe find a little niche you could fit into, because while haruhi knows that the guys are overwhelming, they also know that the guys care deeply for their friends and would do anything to make a person they loved feel happy (even if they get it wrong most of the time). and now the twins have ruined that, and so has kyoya honestly, and none of the other guys stopped them so fuck them too!! so yeah i imagine haruhi laid into all of the guys (the twins and kyoya are the most responsible, yes, but we all know that when haruhi is mad everyone is gonna pay for it) and is now giving all of them the iciest of silent treatments (except honey).

honey is more perceptive than he seems, so i imagine he feels quite similarly to haruhi. he probably saw something in you that he felt back when he was a haninozuka to the bone - like you were being forced into someone elses place and desperately needed a thing that was yours, and no one elses, where you could be entirely yourself. and now the twins went and made you cry, and kyoya was being really mean the whole time, and honey's very upset about the whole thing. not quite haruhi's 'yell at everyone and then silent-treatment' upset, but he's very tearful and is currently refusing to speak to the twins.

mori is once again difficult for me (he's like the opposite of my tamaki problem). he doesn't know you very well but i imagine he wants to look out for you the way he does with haruhi. he's not quite murderously angry, but he is extremely disappointed in the twins, and while he's not going to try anything with kyoya, it's fairly obvious that he's not entirely happy with how kyoya handled things with you. for now he's just comforting honey.

kyoya is. well. no spoilers but he had his own reasons for roping you into the club. he is not immune to curiosity - he likes to know things and he likes to be correct, which is why it frustrates him when things don't act the way they're supposed to. that's the most nonspoilery way i can say why he wanted you in the club while also wanting to torment you a little - sometimes you need to dissassemble something to understand it. it's all very clinical and sociopathic but that's kyoya. but even kyoya's not immune to emotions (even if he likes to pretend that he is) and you're defying pretty much all his expectations and behaving in ways that just don't make sense to him, as well as making him think things that he can't understand just yet, which is obviously going to frustrate him (because no matter how serious he tries to act that boy has the mentality of a toddler trying to solve a rubiks cube). so he definitely doesn't like you just yet (it's enemies to lovers deal with it) but he's intrigued by you, and that's saying a lot for kyoya - and while he wants to figure you out, he's no longer going to break you to do so, which, again, is saying a lot for him.

man this was fun. i love talking about my wips, it's what helps me the most when it comes to writing, but alas i am not immune to cringe and i would rather die than talk to my friends about my x reader blog, so asks like this are really helpful for me! thanks anon, youre a sweetheart and this made me really happy :)) i hope you like the answer you got!!

[stardustintheabyss]

MHA SingingSoulmate!au

Harmonies of the Heart series Part 1

Prohero!Kirishima x gn!reader

Your soulmate can hear you sing (and yes some of the boys & y/n are dumb & can't recognize talking voices from your singing voices)

Warnings ⚠️ curse words, they are a staple in my vocabulary idgaf

A/n: WOOOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LOML, MY FAVORITE REDHEAD, THE BRIGHTEST SUNSHINE, MY #1 COMFORT CHARACTER. EIJIROU KIRISHIMA!! damn these 11th hr birthday posts are popping out of me. Is this my best? Probably not but it isss what it issss. I have at least 3 more planned for this series (hopefully I can get them done before an hour until their bds are over 🥲) Also this is my first gn!reader so sorry if they're are any mistakes! 😅

Edited A/N: WHY THE FUCK DID I THINK HIS BD WAS ON THE 10TH AND WORKED MY ASS OFF TO GET IT OUT WHEN I HAD 6 MORE DAYS?! 😭😭😭

It's been about 2 years since you found your gym buddies that turned into friends. You've heard them refer to themselves as the "Bakusquad", how you fell in with a group of pro heros as a workout buddy you'll never know. Not that you're complaining, you love their chaotic energy. Currently you were on the way to your gym to meet them. You were blasting your favorite playlist, Throne by  Bring Me the Horizon had just come on and you started to sing along.

Remember the moment you left me alone and

Broke every promise you ever made

I was an ocean, lost in the open

Nothin' could take the pain away

Suddenly a second voice could be heard in your head. The rough gravelly voice of your soulmate.

So you can throw me to the wolves

Tomorrow I will come back

Leader of the whole pack

Beat me black and blue

Every wound will shape me

Every scar will build my throne...

You smirked. It seemed your soulmate always sang along with you if he knew the song. Which to be fair is why you always played this playlist. He knew most of the songs. The duet came to an end as you pulled into the parking lot but one of your favorite songs came on next. So you did the logical thing and stayed in the car to sing your heart out.

Choke me like you hate me, but you love me

Lowkey wanna date me when you fuck me (uwu)

Touch me with the lights off and my chains on

Baby, I'm not the right one you should wait on...

After your solo you made your way into the gym to meet your friends. "Y/n! You're finally here! You missed it, Kiri nearly died!" Mina and Kami yelled.

"What?!" You shouted. "Is he ok?" Your panic had nothing to do with the teeny tiny crush you had on the red head. He WAS your friend after all.

"Yeah. Bro just choked on his protein drink out of nowhere is all." Sero filled in.

You calmed down and laughed scolding Mina & Kaminari. "Oh. Don't scare me like that jeez!"

Kirishima made his way to your line of sight, a heavy blush covering his cheeks. "Hey its not my fault my soulmate decided to sing something hot—" his rosy cheeks darkened," uh unexpected while I was taking a drink."

"Enough about your dumb love life. Are we going to work out or what." Bakugo grumble. That was all you guys needed to get your asses moving. For the next few hours you rotated on the equipment trying to one up eachother. Everyone had their own that they excelled in. Mina was queen of hip thrusts, Sero ruled anything that had to do with shoulders, Kami would put a wash board to shame with he abs he had, Bakugo was obviously #1 at arms (& everything else if you ask him) and Kiri you swore could damn near dead lift a car. And you apparently had "crush a watermelon thighs" or so Kami & Mina told you.

After the gruesome workout everyone piled into your car to go to your guys favorite post workout cafe. Yours was the only one that could fit all of you. Yes everybody could take their own ride but where's the fun in that. Bakugo always brought his motorcycle, Kirishima his truck, Mina's convertible and Sero and Kami rode skateboards. So you were the designated chauffeur.

Mina shouted, "SHOTGUN!" Seconds before Bakugo.

"YOU RODE SHOTGUN LAST TIME YOU ALIEN!" He yelled.

"Go cry about it." She stuck he tongue out at him as she slipped into the passenger seat. As you were pulling out onto the road Mina started to look for music on your phone. Usually whoever rides passenger uses their own phone but you had already plugged in yours while the group was bickering about who was sitting where. However Mina, your dear friend, liked to snoop through peoples playlists. "Ooh what's 'Favorites that we mostly duet ❤'  Y/n?" She said giving you knowing side eye look while scrolling.

Your face was warm and not just from the workout. "Um, songs I like to sing along to?" She wasn't buying it. "Ok fine. Its mostly songs my soulmate and I sing together." You pouted sheepishly.

"Hmm. Lotta punk/alternative rock & emo music in here. But also some hella good pop bangers. Kiri I see lots of the bands you listen to." Mina observed. She clicked on a song and you heard familiar vocals of Sam Tinnesz.

Oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh-oh

I've got that lightnin' inside me

Son of a God

I'm like a titan that's risin'

Oh, just you watch

I'm steppin' into fate

There is no time to waste

I've got that lightnin' inside me

This is how legends are made...

"Really? Cool, your soulmate has good taste then." You saw that gorgeous smile of his in your rearveiw mirror.

"Your taste in music is ass, Shitty Hair." Bakugo rolled his eyes.

"Hey don't rag on other peoples music tastes dude. We don't say nothin when we listen to your classic rock love ballads." Kami interjected.

Bakugo crossed his arms "Tch. Whatever."

As you made the final turn to your destination a new song played. One that always make you feel like a bad bitch. And Mina shared the sentiment. She screeched, "AH THIS IS MY JAM!"

"BRO ME TOO! IF WE WERENT IN THE CAR I'D DO THE DANCE!" Kami screamed.

"SAME BESTIE!" Mina squealed. Kami & Mina started to sing along.

...I said certified freak, seven days a week

Wet ass pussy, make that pullout game weak, woo! (Ah)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass pussy

Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy

Give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy...

You giggled how into they were. Pretty soon Sero was singing also & they were trying to get you to sing as well. You shook your head. You didn't really sing in front of people but you couldn't say no. So you started when your favorite part came up.

...Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes

Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating

Put him on his knees, give him some' to believe in

Never lost a fight, but I'm looking for a beating

In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya

If he ate my ass, he's a bottom feeder

Big D stand for big demeanor

I could make ya bust before I ever meet ya

If it don't hang, then he can't bang

You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain

If he fuck me and ask, "Whose is it?"

When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name, ah...

Finishing the song as you pulled up to the coffee shop you heard Bakugo & Kirishima talking in hushed tones. Kiri's face was flushed & Bakugo had an amused smirk on his face. Everyone got out of the car & as you were about to step into the shop Kiri grabbed your wrist, stirring up the butterflies in your stomach. "Um, hey Y/n can we talk for a sec?" He looked nervous.

"Hey you guys coming or what?" Kami asked.

Bakugo pulled him away by the ear & into the Cafe to me up with Sero & Mina. "Come on Pikachu, give Rock Head  & Y/n a minute."

"Sure, is everything okay?" You asked turned to Kirishima.

"Yeah, it's just," he licked his lips, "maybe it's better if I just show you. Do you mind if we go back in the car? I'm kinda self conscious about it..." You lifted your brow. "It's nothing pervy! I swear!"

You laid a hand hand on his chest and patted, "I know. Your not like that. I was just teasing you." Unlocking and getting in the car you turned to fully face him. "Okay what is it Red." His ears tinged scarlet at the nickname. They always did, you found it adorable.

He fiddled with his fingers."Uh, I hate to keep asking favors but could you close your eyes please?"

"Oh shush." You told him closing your eyes. "It's not a problem."

He released a shakey breath and soon you heard a familiar song. You cocked your head to the side wondering where this was going. Suddenly your favorite sound found your way to your ears. A sound you have only heard in your head previously. A rough gravelly voice that made your knees weak & your heart soar.

...Double bubble disco queen

Headed to the guillotine

Skin as cool as Steve McQueen

Let me be your killer king

It hurts until it stops

Your eyes snapped open. Eijirou Kirishima was your soulmate. You'd been around him for two fucking years & somehow neither of you had realized. You grabbed his clasped hands. His knuckles were white from gripping g them so hard. He wasn't looking at you. He was still singing.

We will love until it's not

I'm a killing spree in white

Eyes like broken Christmas lights

You ducked down a little while tilting his face up with your other hand. Tears were beginning to stream down you cheeks. His eyes widend in panic and he began to try and wipe your tears away. But you had a duet to sing. You smiled warmly at him.

My touch is black and poisonous

And nothing like my punch drunk kiss

I know you need it

Do you feel it

Drink the water

Drink the wine

Eijirou couldn't believe it. His gym crush. His friend. You were really his soulmate. So he did the only thing he knew what to do. He sang with his love.

Oh we gotta turn up the crazy

Livin' like a washed up celebrity

Shooting fireworks like it's the fourth of July

Until we feel all right

Until we feel all right...

By the time the song came to an end your cheeks hurt from smiling. You whispered, "Hey soulmate."

"Hi, soulmate." He whispered back before leaning in slightly. You met him the rest of the way. Your kiss was the softess kiss you've ever had. It was like he was afraid to break you. The grip he had on your waist was gentle but firm. As if you might disappear from him. Breaking the kiss he held his forehead against yours. "So I guess we should probably go in before the squad gets suspicious."

Sighing happily you agreed. "I mean we should go in, I'm starving." After getting out of the car for a second time you grabbed his had, lacing your fingers through his. "But I don't really care if they are suspicious or not." Your friends were looking at the both of you through the window.

"You know what? I don't either." Eijirou said before leaning down to kiss you again. You smiled into the kiss after hearing the outrageous shouting coming from your friends. Eijirou pulled away but barely. "So if I treat you to coffee or whatever you want does this count as a date?" He gave you that dazzling smile.

You chuckled. "If you want it too." You pecked him on the cheek. He grinned back at you all goofy.. "It's a date then!" You couldn't wait for all the duets to be sung together while being able to look into those sparkling ruby eyes. Side by side you made your way in together, your hearts in harmony with eachother.

[cannibalcreeps]

I know it's late but I just thought of it. How would the hilikers react to a Valentine's day gift?

It's all good being late, I ain't on time either hahah

oooh some Valentine gifts for our bois~

I'll also add in Pa and Ma just for fun UwU

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The Hilliker brothers really didn't know much about Valentines day, but the three brothers knew there was some day that people acted more 'lovey-dovey' then ever when trespassing in their mountain forest.

So when you came to them with gifts on a specific day you marked, being so interested in days with your calendar and all, was definitely an interesting surprise for the boys.

You went to One-Eye first, though that wasn't too hard, he was so easy to find being as he was pretty predictable with always wanting to be by the stream near the hut. The best gift you could give this sweet man is anything he can eat on the spot, so that's what you did, a heart shape boxed filled with both chocolates and small cuts of flavoured jerky flesh you had Three-Fingers make, though you didn't let the scrawny man know what it was for.

His reaction to such a gift was a gift itself, his cute beaming smile was all you could ask for as he took your gift with such excitement and seeing the contents inside only made him more happier, the cannibal could only wrap you in a hug and attack your face in slobbery kisses.

After One-Eye was Three-Fingers, who was a mixture of hard and easy to get a gift for, easy as getting him weapons or pieces of metal for traps was the best present, but what made it hard was finding those parts, especially if he hadn't already snatched them up.

But you had gotten lucky, being able to gather up a small box of metal wires, screws and parts for him to tinker with as well as a handful of personally made arrows with little hearts painted on them.

You were a little nervous giving it to him though, the cute ribbon on top, it wasn't the fact that the gift had hearts or ribbons, if anything Three-Fingers loved that stuff, but it was more if what you got him was enough, but seeing how he opened up the gift and his eyes widened with a shimmer of excitement, lifting up an arrow to hold it above his head and postured himself in a 'this is what I need!' gesture, melted you heart into gooey relief.

The scrawny man was sure to be careful handling the arrows, seeing how delicately handmade they were and the painted hearts you had put on them only made his twisted heart swell more, what a gift and here he was with no gift in return for you but no worries he would give you something later that day in the form of a private dinner along with his skinny naked ass.

The third to get a gift for the day was Saw-Tooth, he was a simple man with simple interests so getting him something was very easy: Beer. Literally that was all he needed, some fresh cold brew, just for him so he could sit out on the porch and watch the breeze flow against the tree tops while sipping on a cold one, though that was not the only gift he'd get for the day. The other half would have to wait until you gave the last to family members their gifts, for when you returned to him you would give yourself to him, in private, with only ribbons for him to tear of your body, the only Valentine gift he desired.

The last two to run off and give Valentine gifts to were Pa and Ma Odet, the twins siblings of the three brothers, though took on their fathers last name unlike the brothers who just stuck with their sanitorium given name.

These two were so easy to get gifts for, really you should have gone to them first but it was also an hours drive to get to them so it was best to wait until the brothers were done first.

For Ma, you gave her useful appliances, having given her some magazines a few months ago from whenever you went to town with Maynard, you had noticed she was eyeing off some mincer machines, so what did you do, stole one from a store while the old fart distracted the worker and put a sticky bow on it, along with a new sundress, comfy skirt and fresh lingerie, god knows how old and worn out her current ones were, but all you wanted was to give that woman the comfort she deserved.

When giving the Valentine gift to Ma, all wrapped up in red and pink, her reaction was one of surprised happiness, pulling out the soft sundress and skirt, putting it up against her body and going to the cracked mirror to admire the gift, seeing how it fitted against her frame, lifting the end of the dress up and swaying with a soft smile on her face, that along with new underwear made her smile even more, happy that you thought of her for this day.

With the automatic mincer though, she was a bit confused on what it was until you gave her a small presentation on how it worked, that no longer would she need to grind meat manually with a lever, now the machine did it all for her! Like a miniature version of the grinder in the other room for when she didn't want just meaty sludge for leftovers.

In response she pulled you in to give you a side-hug, rubbing your shoulder as she watched the flesh and fingers turn into fine mince, definitely made her day.

For Pa, he was as simple as Saw-Tooth and One-Eye: Food and drinks, really he was similar to his older brothers, just as chill as the eldest, but smarter than the other.

For him, a basket filled with snacks, wine, soda and beer was all that he would enjoy, he made the 'oh you shouldn't have' face when he saw you bring out his gift, seeing your beaming smile as you presented the basket of chips, biscuits, jerky and drinks made him smile in return, truthfully he really only enjoyed seeing you happy and that was gift enough for him.

Luckily for you, since the two celebrated the day, more so for themselves than others, they did think of you when it came to gifts and thinking you definitely needed it, both Ma and Pa gifted you a metal crossbow. A good steal they'd say, well it was more they killed some hunters and stole all their equipment and thought you'd enjoy the nifty crossbow,  if not you they would have just given it to Three-Fingers on another day.

Either way, the fact they thought of you and actually got you something showed that this cannibal family saw you as their own and cared for you as much as you cared for them.

[moedori]

moedori x sans undertale

uwu

do androids dream of sexy skeletons?

The entire floor is enshrouded in darkness. Wander as you want, though every hall and room is pitch black, and you wouldn’t be able to see even your own hands. Well, all rooms except for one, which was just barely lit by the light from a large array of monitors and the colourful buttons on the control panel below them.

A sigh escapes his lips as it looks through an old photo album. Old polaroids with handwritten labels litter its pages, all filled with images of people from afar, unsuspecting that they had a special little photographer watching just a few meters away. He flips ahead to the next page, revealing two pages full of close-up pictures of a boy with teal hair, some with him smiling, some from afar, with the same malicious aura as the last 10 pages of this book.

“U-Um… What are you doing, Hiyori?”

Moedori turns his head slightly to the side to glance at the monitor that had just turned itself on. He didn’t bother turning around to fully face it. “Oh, Shin… That stupid Yabusame just had to ruin everything, huh? Nya.” He pulled out a photo from the album and stared at it, as though analyzing it, remembering everything that happened the moment the photo was taken. It was just a couple of years ago when he and Shin were hanging out.

The poor AI gulped. He’s heard something about Yabusame from him before, but never truly did comprehend it. Understandably so, as Moedori never bothered to so much as explain the entire thing. Just complained and cursed “That Yabusame” without context. It was always a scary thing for Shin since, despite Moedori’s smile, there was always that undeniable fury in his eyes and malice in his words. Even the odd “Nya” at the end of his sentence couldn’t help him from feeling so uneasy.

“O-Oh… I see.” He answered, forcing out a smile. Moedori looked at him from the corner of their eye again, and Shin froze and looked away to avoid eye contact.

Moedori sighed again as he tucked the old photo back in its place. A wonderful thing that pictures are, for they possess the ability to capture a memory in physical form! Truly a blessing to his research… He closed the album.

“Ahh, I suppose I can’t do anything about it now. Not when I have to prepare so much.” He chuckled, sending a shiver of fear down the AI’s spine. Moedori stood up and took his scarf and coat from the backrest of his chair. He wished he could’ve fit his favourite sphere chair into the room. “I guess you have seemed a bit busy lately…What are you preparing for, Hiyori?”

Moedori hummed as he thought of how to answer. Scarf now around his neck, he tucked the album under his arm.

“Oh. Well… You can think of it as a super-duper fun party… Ahahahahahaha!” . . “UwU.”

He closed the door, leaving Shin AI in absolute confusion. As if the first statement wasn’t already so unintelligible…!

With the snap of his finger, the lights in the halls begin to buzz and flicker on. He grinned at this. That trick never gets old! “Ahaha… Desu~! ☆:.｡.o(≧▽≦)~o.｡.:☆”

He quickly found himself in the library. He walked past probably a dozen shelves before finally coming to a stop at one. He carefully put the book back in its place.

“Hiyori…!!”

A moment’s panic flashed in his mind, just nearly activating his fight-or-flight instinct. He turned around, preparing himself for the worst. “Hellooo, Maple!! ~( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ”

The girl grinned cheerfully at the sight of its face and hearing them say her name. “Heehee!! Good morning, Hiyori! I made you some cookies!” She blushed and handed him a large plate of cookies, all of which were heart-shaped with pink or red frosting.

Sweat dripped down the nape of his neck. Yikes… He knows he’ll have to eat them all right in front of her if he wants to live. He anxiously began biting into them. “Oh, thanks, Maple! You know I love your cookies so muchh! ♡＼(￣▽￣)~／♡” That’s a lie. Though they’re usually dark chocolate, as this blog has already stated, he’s been getting these so often that it might stop liking chocolate and cookies as a whole, a surprising feat despite their sweet tooth. But what choice does he have when it’s Maple?!

“Heeheee!! You’re welcome, Hiyori! Anytime!” Please make the time be never, in that case. Being given cookies should never have to be this stressful. “How about we walk a bit while I eat these cookies? Oh, and we can share if you’d like!”

“Hm? No, it’s fine Hiyori! Thank you though, hee hee!” “No, no! I insist! Nya!”

He jolted as she suddenly broke down sobbing. “Huu…! Hiyori,” She hiccuped as she continued, “do you not actually like my cookies..? DID YOU LIE TO ME?!” She unceremoniously transitioned to yelling viciously in anger.

Moedori gulped. “No, noo! Maple! Your cookies are great, almost as great as you yourself! I uh, just don’t want you to feel lonely since I’m the only one eating! See? I’m eating them, UwU!”

She grinned happily again, and it was almost as though she was releasing small hearts and sparkles into the air as she giggled. “Heehee! Really? Thank you, then!”

Moedori grinned back, desperately holding back a sigh of relief. 20 more cookies to go, then.

After a few minutes of talking, Moedori was absolutely stuffed with cookies, yet it had to keep on going. Just… 7 more. And then he’s free. They were currently seated at one of the sofas in the gallery, a few gruesome photos scattered on the walls. The rest of the photos were either scenery or photos of certain houses from afar. A few large spaces on the wall had been left blank on purpose, leaving room for paintings capturing the events of the death game they have been preparing so long for. He smiled up at them and bit into a cookie. “Nya.”

“Oh, that’s right! I nearly forgot!” Maple gasped and smiled widely. Oh god, oh no. What does she have planned now?! She continued, to his dismay. “Hiyori!! Do you want to go to a festival nearby?”

He blinked a couple of times and then knitted his brows together. “Huh? But I thought you were not allowed outside, nya? (・・ )~ ?”

“I managed to convince Meister to let me go, so Safalin prepared a more casual outfit for me!”

Oh dear god. Now he has to deal with her outside the facility, too. He swallowed his cookie and uttered a prayer under the ASU-NARO vow. “Oh, that sounds great, myaa!! ｡ﾟ･ (>﹏<)~ ･ﾟ｡ Though, I still have to prepare the dummies, and–”

His cookies barely clung onto the rim of the plate as she suddenly stood up and violently grabbed him by the collar. “ARE YOU SAYING WE’RE NOT GOING?! AFTER ALL THE STUFF I DID JUST TO GET READY FOR IT?!?!”

“…Ahaha. I’m just kidding!! When’s the festival…?”

A week later, Moedori gulps as they walk down the road in casual clothes, Maple giggling and humming by his side. For the love of moe, please keep her from destroying the place while they’re here.

“We’re here!!” Maple grinned and skipped ahead, turning to look at Moedori. It looked up to see the banner over her head. “The Tumblr Sexyman Tournament…?? Where did you just bring me??”

She tugged on his arm, forcing him to go along. “Come on, the festival’s starting!”

They walked in, and Moedori was at a loss for words. Stalls selling food or placing bets were around every corner, leaving a mix of aromas in the air. Banners and flags on strings were strung across the entire area, and posters persuading you to vote for people were being handed out every few steps. The strangest part about all this was that the people around them… Some of them were very, very obviously not people! He looked around him to see humanoid monsters, eldritch creatures, a literal floating triangle, walking cookies, and even a clock, all just normally hanging out and walking around the place.

Very cool! And very “what the hell!” Why did Maple even bother getting a more inconspicuous outfit?! They look even more conspicuous like this! Moedori could spin his head around and rocket punch someone, and everyone would walk past like it were nothing!

“Do you like it here so far?” She grinned. “It seems pretty fun so far, nya! Lively atmosphere…” He made eye contact with a metal ball with one blue light for an eye, who just continued rolling away. He began to wonder what’d happen if he decided to play soccer today but suppressed the idea. As fun as it might be to see how this sentient ball would react, he seemed to be a contestant here, so him going missing may become too major of an issue. Ahahaha…!

“But, uh. Where did you just take me? Σ(°ロ°)~” “It’s the Tumblr Sexyman Grand Tournament! Here, people vote for their favourite Tumblr Sexyman, and the one to end up with the most votes in the end wins!! I heard there’s been a lot of these votings going on recently, but this is the biggest one.”

It was almost as though electricity coursed through his robotic skull. So in its essence… A festival for a majority vote?

“Hah…” “…Huh?” “Hahaha…” “Hiyori?”

“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!! Amazing, desu! It will never be as thrilling as our very own death game, but…!! OwO!! Festivals surrounding majority votes sound like the ideal practice I could’ve had, had that idiot Yabusame not interfered…! Nyaa!!”

A few meters away, a guy with no pupils who looks like he was told “be there or be square” and he wasn’t there nudged a twink with messy white hair and a green jacket. “Death game? Ey Komaeda, ‘re they with ya?”

“Hm? Oh, no. I’ve never seen those weirdos in such disgustingly regular outfits in my life. If they were in my world’s death games, they must’ve been some trash from the pathetic Reserve Course. Not that I’m not trash myself… Ahaha..” He began to hug himself strangely, and the quadrilateral being beside him shook his head. “Well, either way, you’re both cracked. Strange, he doesn’t seem to be a participant, either, though…”

Moedori calmed down for a moment before grabbing Maple by the arm and sprinting. “Come on, come on, myaaaa!! I wanna see the pawticipants! (✧ω✧)~/” She blushed and then grinned as she ran alongside him. “Heehee…! Okay!”

They got to the stage just in time for the announcer to reveal the contestants. He introduced each of them one by one, the audience roaring and clapping each time.

And then, the emcee got to a participant who caught his eye.

A short skeleton in a blue hoodie was eating a hotdog (magically without even opening his mouth) without a care on the stage. All the other participants showed off somehow in a flashy way when called, but this guy just waved and said, “sup.”

Moedori began to develop a strange feeling in the pit of their stomach. A feeling so familiar yet so different at the same time. It decided on a side project for his lovely little photo album, and a sadistic smile began to spread across his face.

Oh, how excited he is for this majority vote.

Round after round passed each day of the festival, and Moedori still felt so much joy through each and every vote, watching as the number of people on the stage get halved again and again, until there were all but 2 left. If it were in the context of a death game, that’d be crueller than their own, because here, only 1 would be allowed to live!

They arrived an hour early on the final day of the festival, now in their usual garments. Moedori felt a bit sick to the stomach from having to consume 4 stacks of pancakes for breakfast, all cooked by Maple, but nothing could crush his excitement now.

“Oh, Hiyori, look! They have ice cream! I’ll go get some for us, you go reserve us some spots!!” “Huh? Wait, Maple–” Aaand she’s gone. “Nyaaa… ”

“A catboy without the ears and tail? Well, that’s something you don’t see every day.” Moedori looked around for the source of the sound. “Sheesh, you’re tall. Hey, pal, come on. That hurts. Look down even just a little, won’t ya?”

Moedori looked down. It was that short skeleton in the blue hoodie! “Oh, sooorry! UwU!” The skeleton somehow seemed to furrow his eyebrows at the “UwU” but shrugged it off right after. “You sure do talk cutely despite having a joker breakdown just a few paragraphs ago.”

“Ahaha… My head will explode if I don’t. Nya.” “Yikes… That’s some pretty mind-blowing information.”

Moedori took a moment to process what he just said. That strange feeling he got from when he saw him get introduced on the first day of the festival came back for a moment, and he began to laugh.

“Damn. Why do a lot of the folks here love the jokes about danger?” “Maybe because danger is funny, UwU~! Ahahaha… Don’t mew just love da thrill you feel when your life is at stake? Though, my current situation is more humiliating than thrilling… qwq” “Dude. Sorry if this is a bit rude, but, uh… What are you talking about?” “Ahaha! Oh, nyathing. If I told you anything, I’d have to erase your memories right after, anyway, and that sounds like work. ù-ú” “…Okay? I guess I’ll forgeddabout it. Want a hotdog?”

Before Moedori could even consider his answer, the skeleton reached up and put a hotdog on his head, leaning over him. For a moment, his breath caught in his throat, and his robotic heartbeat quickened from its originally calm state. They blinked as he moved away from him, hotdog now nestled in his green hair. He snickered a bit. “Dog got your tongue?”

Moedori came back to his senses and then realised. Why was he suddenly taller than it? He looked down and saw a comically tall stool under the monster’s feet. “Heh. Convenient, right? One of my boyfriends gifted it to me. Real kicker when I’m messing with my bro.”

The doll’s world shattered into a million little pieces. But then, confusion began to slowly pick those tiny crumbs of glass back up. “Uhh… One of your boyfriends? Nya??”

“Hehe, yeah…” He grinned wider, glancing away for a second as though in thought. “This Tumblr Sexyman competition is also kinda one big polycule. I’m getting passed around like a hot potato, bud.”

Even Moedori-chan themself was confused as these words seemed to build part of him back up, like a sliver of sunshine through the cracks of the abyss. “Oh, I see… Ahaha… UwU!”

Before either of them could say anything else, a strange spark of yellow appeared beside them, and swirled around and grew in size before making a loud “pop!” as an ominous floating triangle appeared before them. He adjusted his hat and tie as it spoke. “Hey, bonehead! I think you’re forgetting a little something!” He reached his right hand out and through another dimension only for it to come back through his left side, now holding a flyer. The skeleton glanced at it. “Oh, whoops. I’m almost late for the final contestant showcase. Thanks, pal.”

“You’re welcome, bozo! I’m voting for Reigen, by the way.” “Same.”

The strange floating Dorito glanced at Moedori and in exactly 0.57 seconds, the yellow of his body changed and flickered, reflecting images of all of Moedori’s sins and the mutilated body parts he gave up to become a doll. It ended as suddenly as it began, the echo of screams still lingering in Moedori’s ears. Bill closed his eyes as though he were smiling and tipped his hat. “Haha, you’re a horrible person! I like this guy, skull-face. Seeya!” He then ripped the section of space-time he was floating in out of existence and disappeared.

“Well, you heard the man. Er, triangle-dude. I gotta blast.” The doll shattered a little once more. The hotdog still on his head seemed to droop in shared sadness. But he didn’t let it show too much. “Aww… I’m gonna vote for Reigen-san–whoever that is–by the way. Good luck, nya! ~(o´▽`o)ﾉ”

He chuckled. “Alright, I guess. See you ‘round, kid.” He hopped off the stool and brought it with him as he left.

A familiar voice came running back, holding two cones of ice cream with “Hiyori~! I got the ice cream–” She froze and paused for a moment, standing still in front of Moedori. “Uhh… Why is there a hotdog on your head?” “Oh, um… Ahaha. We match now! (♡°▽°♡)~”

And then came the final round.

“WELCOME TO THE FINALS.” The emcee announced. Moedori didn’t care to listen to the rest, he just wanted to proceed with the main dish; the voting.

That guy who Moedori believed to be named something along the lines of Ryan Arattata showed up looking like an absolute mess, with rings under his eyes and a dad bod. Moedori moecringed as it witnessed Ryan stuffing a sandwich in his mouth.

The crowd around him roared though, unexpectedly generating a positive reaction despite that dilf-twink’s actions. And suddenly, Moedori felt a wave of strange anxiety, a kind he wasn’t accustomed to feeling, especially towards others. Is this… Worry?

He panicked and looked at the shorter contestant, who was literally snoring while standing on the stage. The crowd cheered regardless, which woke him up with a start. “Huh? Uh, what?”

“Alright! Cast your votes now, and the winner will be announced within the next couple of hours!”

Moedori looked down at the voting site in his hands, beginning to sweat. He wants to vote for that Ryan douchebag. And yet… their finger quivers towards the image of the other contestant. “…Eugh. Have to..pick…o-o…..”

He presses on the screen. He looks up and watches the percentages displayed waiver with every vote it counts. He chews on the crunchy cone of his ice cream nervously as he watches the numbers change, as though the votes themselves were battling viciously.

Hours ticked by, and finally, they were displayed on the large led screen on the stage.

“AND WITH THAT, SANS UNDERTALE HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN CROWNED ULTIMATE TUMBLR SEXYMAN”

A breath they didn’t know they were holding in released itself. A strong feeling of relief washed over them. Just one vote… changed it all. Logic or Emotion. Reigen or Sans.

He heard a strange buzzing noise and turned to his side. Maple was quietly slumped into her seat. Did she run out of battery? He reached a hand over to check but jolted as she suddenly spoke. “Hiyori… Did I hear that right?”

“…Huh?” On the stage before them, the monster himself was getting his medal and sash. Meanwhile, Ryan was on the floor a few meters away in the family guy death pose, a 14-year-old boy crouched beside him.

“Did… Reigen lose?” The green-haired doll began to sweat. Something about Maple’s tone was off. “Yeah? Ahaha, did you vote for him or something? uwu”

She raised her head. Moedori froze. Her eyes are bright red.

Something black began to protrude from her back and destroy everything it touched. Moedori quickly stood from its seat. Maple began to quiver and shake in fury as the crowd began to step back. She let out a scream.

“REIGENSWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!”

Strange black arms wrecked the entire area, smashing everything in their way. Moedori’s smile became a very nervous one as he began to step backwards. He was quickly able to dodge most of the attacks, but then they cornered him, and–

It all happened so fast. First, a bright blue light, next, he was suddenly backstage. He opened his robotic eyes to see that skeleton. He had a crown hanging off his head now, as well as a medal and sash to match. “Hey bud, you alright? That friend of yours seems, uh.. pretty unhappy with the results, huh?” We peeked from behind the wall to see people running in all directions like in that scene in Ratatouille, with Maple in the centre of the destruction.

“I’m alright, thanks. She’ll run out of battery eventually, owO… I left my ID card, too, so even I can’t stop her in this state, ahaha… Nya.” “Oh, she’s also a robot or something?” “Mhm. One of a kind! …Meister’s gonna kill me, myaaa..” “I think she might kill the public, first… Ight, gimme a sec. Hup!” He ran out before Moedori could even stop him. Wait, stop him? There it is again. That weird anxiety… That feeling of worry.

Why was he worried? Because he’d rather kill him with his own hands? No… Is it that..

They want him to live? To succeed?

Moedori couldn’t wrap its head around the very idea of it. Yet, he had no time to ponder it, either. He watched with a clenched fist as Sans stood before the most dangerous obstructor: Maple.

He stood there silently in front of Maple as they stared each other down, Maple lifted several feet into the air by the black arms. She began to glitch, electricity buzzing around her.

“Congratulations, Sans! Reigen lost… IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HIM!! But I’m happy for you! I can’t believe it. KILL DIE KILL!!!”

Sans began to chuckle darkly. “Hey, kid. I don’t really wanna do this, but.. I can’t really let you go around hurting my friends. So, really sorry about this next thing I’m gonna do, bucko.”

Everyone went quiet as a blue light began to glow in the area around the monster. Bones of blue and white began to appear everywhere, as well as strange skulls in the sky. He opened his eyes, revealing one electric blue eye. Boss music began to play.

He raised his arm, and… Threw a hotdog at her. It made a squeaky noise.

Maple stared at it on the ground and blinked in silence. The boy in the blue hoodie shrugged comically. “Well, guess I tried.”

“Hotdog… A-ah!! Hiyori!!!” She gasped, her eyes returning to their normal green. Her black arms hid themselves, and she began to run around looking for me.

“Oh my god, that actually worked.” The skeleton began to grin and hold back victorious laughter. Moedori stepped out from his hiding spot, and Maple gasped and ran towards them. She clung to it, and he had no choice but to accept it if he wanted to live. “Wahh! Hiyoriiii!! I’m so sorry, I could’ve hurt you!”

“It was a close call, ahaha… u-u!! That short guy in the blue hoodie saved me, though, nya.” She moved away to look Moedori in the eye. “Huh? Who, that guy?” She pointed at someone with his hands in his hoodie pockets.

“No, that’s Steven still surviving. I’m talking about Steven After Not Surviving.” He directed her hand to the skeleton just a few feet away from the last Steven, who was in the exact same pose.

“Oh! …Wait, Sans Undertale saved you?!” “His name is Sans Undertale? ∑(O_O;)~” “Hehe, yeah… Guess I forgot to introduce myself, huh?” We turned to see him already right beside us. “Ehh?!??#(_!#? Well, I think I forgot too, nya… You can call me Moedori, uwu!!”

“Sorry about earlier, Sans…” “Nahh, it’s alright. That was a pretty smashing first impression.” Maple’s eyes widened for a moment before closing with a smile. “Heehee! You’re funny… You’re a very nice person, Sans. I can see why people voted for you.” In the distance, Ryan fell to his knees and threw up.

“Aw, shucks. You can really make a guy feel special. Whay can I say, I’m a bit of a Sans-ation.” She giggled happily again. “My name’s Maple, by the way!”

“Sans Undertale. Nice ta meetcha.” They shook hands, while Moedori adjusted his scarf out of boredom. It furrowed their brows and reached up to the top of their head. The hotdog was still there.

“Huh? Maple?? Hey, buddy?” The floormaster looked back to see Maple’s eyes getting dim, Sans patting her.

“Hi..Hiyori…” She began to fall over, but Moedori caught her by the arm. “Aw. She ran out of battery… (μ_μ)” “Darn… No powerbank or sumthin'?” “Ahaha… The charger itself is so big, I attached a drink machine to it for fun, uwu~!” “Cool.” “Right? Ahaha… Nya.”

It was a bit quiet for a while. They found a small kiddie car at one of the stalls renting them out and seated Maple in it, not forgetting the seatbelt. They walked in silence.

The sun was beginning to set as they left the festival with their stolen kid’s car. The road was quiet, with few people around, making it way easier to keep people from seeing Moedori dragging Maple’s cart.

“So… You voted for me, huh?” Moedori nearly jolted. How did he know? “Huh? I voted for Ryan-san.” “Hate to break it to ya, but, uh. I kinda saw you vote for me. And even if I didn’t see that and you did vote for Reigen, you would’ve been upset alongside Maple. I can tell you’re not one to accept defeat just like that. I mean, it’s practically written all over you, bud.”

Moedori stayed quiet for a while.

“Heh.” “Welp, here we go again.” “Haha. Hahahahahahaha! You’re really interesting, nya~!! Making stuff up for no reason… And even if I did vote for you, so what? (￣ヘ￣)~” “So what? Good question… Well, for one thing, it’d make me a bit happy if you did.” “…Nya? ..Why?” “Well. You’re pretty cute, for someone who’s had 2 joker breakdowns in the span of less than 4383 words.”

Moedori froze in place. Sans laughed, though it was obvious he was slightly nervous. “I can tell you’re not very used to this kind of thing, though. You’ve lied several times just to hide it… But that’s okay, too.”

It was quiet again, though with a very different vibe from the last silence. Moedori finally looked up.

“So, uh… Got any room in that polycule, nya?” “Heh. Welcome aboard, bucko.”

[gaystuffgarbage]

Shadow after a long and BORING day of work,He comes home not even able to move one inch. He opens the lights and sees love letters and flowers all over the dinner table and sonic sitting in the sexiest post ever with a rose in his mouth and moving his eyebrows up and down,Shadow looked very suprised but smiles a bit cuz its not that rlly of a suprise,according to shadow,his husband's goofy humor is dumb but yet comforting and Filled with joy.

SHADOW ON THE OTHER HAND,Bought Sonic some Chilli Dawgs and some food from The restaurant "sonic" before he got home

The kids ofc don't have valentines but I'm sure syry likes to joke with his classmates about valentines day,and also likes to talk with the teachers about their life and about what they are planning for valentines so the lesson could end,he seems like the kind of children to do that-

Hunter and Istg I forgot the other kid's name- sense they don't have things to do they craft with eachother heart shapes and make flower out of paper

Conner sense that emo handsome boy doesn't have any instrests yet,he gets sometimes frustrated cuz social media is full of valentine day posts and his friend and classmates have valentines,conner sometimes just uses music to forgot about his single life,but atleast he got his family by him♡

Uwu ❤️

[stormyoceans]

They made so uwu shaped so son shaped so little. I'm not sure if i like it since i wanted Day confident , but maybe it'll change

THEY REALLY MADE DAY LOOK SO TINY AND CUTE THAT'S THE SWEETEST MOST PRECIOUS BABY IN THE WHOLE WORLD I WANT TO PET HIS HEAD AND SQUISH HIS CHEEKSIES AND GIVE HIM KISSES AND PUT HIM IN MY POCKET AND CALL HIM A GOOD BOY ALL DAY EVERY DAY

okay sorry i got carried away for a moment here ;;;;;; i do get what you mean tho, and idk if this can help in any way, but i personally think that giving day this look was a very purposeful choice, just as much as making mork look like a 'bad boy' was. sea as day gives off incredibly innocent and vulnerable vibes, so much so that everyone's first reaction while looking at him is calling him a baby and feeling like a protective parent. now think about this in the contest of the story and especially from day's mother's point of view: in her eyes, mork is the scary wolf who has come to currupt her helpless child

of course that's an extremely problematic view, especially since there's a history of people with disability being stereotyped and portrayed as angelic and childlike in movies, but i think that's exactly what the show is gonna try to challenge, because here's the other thing: looks can be deceiving. mork may look like a bad boy, but we all know he's gonna turn out to be a gentle soul with a heart of gold who wouldn't hurt a fly, and similarly i think day isn't gonna be the pure naive baby who can't take care of himself that he may appear to be to other people

if we talk about disposition, i actually fully believe that mork is gonna be the one more prone to self doubts and introspection while day, at his best, is probably gonna be very cheerful and bold SO HERE'S HOW CONFIDENT DAY CAN STILL WIN!!!!!!!!

[fruit-of-infidelity]

｢ Ryuuto Sakamaki ー Scenario Analysis 」

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┊• Author Note: This would be such a cool format for potential route analyses!!! I don't wanna be analysing everything though and picking it all apart, because even though IT'S SUPER FUN TO EXPLAIN IT AND THERE IS HEAPS OF HIDDEN MEANINGS!!! It can also ruin a work and (i'm guilty to admit) i'd love to know people's interpretations/own analysis of the route when its posted before i even think about breaking it down like this.. BUT a scenario analysis never hurt no one uwu.

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"Ryuuto! Help me, Ryuuto...!"

Although supposedly ambiguous to begin with, this was never meant to hide the fact that this is Cordelia calling out for Ryuuto.

It may not be an immediate recognition, but reading through, it becomes obvious that it's her. It mirrors the exact words used in a flashback of Ryuuto's route, too, just to connect dots easier.

A warped, chilling voice echoed through the boy's brain, rendering him dazed, dizzy and seeing nothing but grey stars of static whenever he closed his eyes. No matter how forcefully he rubbed at them, or cupped his ears, he was defenceless against it.

The idea of static came when considering how fuzzy dreams can be, especially when reliving moments from your past (alternatively, they can become really clear too, as seen later on). It mirrors the panic (relayed here as confusion) that Ryuuto felt in the real moment too.

As he stumbled throughー Well, he wasn't quite sure where he wasー he tripped over something... soft? Cold? Opening his eyes and fighting for what sight he had left, he looked... down? He tried to anyway. Those same white and grey speckles of static now seemed to seep through his entire vision. Here, they began to clump in odd positions; Three small clumps, which were quick to merge into one elongated shape, had deformed limbs which seemed to spit like oil this way and that, until the static all but settled. They grew darker... edges defining themselves... forming something reminiscent of a body. Of a woman. Ofーー

Ryuuto has tripped over Cordelia's "body" in this moment. Again, with how quickly his mind is running and in his panicked, confused state, he doesn't immediately recognise what is wrong and blindly rushes in because of his emotions (something which is still a flaw of his, whenever he does get overloaded with intense emotion).

The idea of Cordelia forming out of the shape spitting "like oil" is just another visual means of portraying his confused, near delusional state as he begins to slowly bring everything into focus.

She laid there, sprawled out naked… bloodied, the only form in the vast darkness that seemed to surround Ryuuto. He had little time to be wary of collapsing through whatever unseeable floor supported them both from the void. However, as he scrambled his way, on his knees, over to her broken form, he wailed despairingly.

Cordelia is bloodied and naked in this moment that was the state in which Ryuuto and Richter left her after removing her heart (in the anime, we see her dress preserved by Richter). His reaction to her, however - the scrambling over to her - is just him reliving the past once again, as he did in this scenario with her.

Face obscured by whatever little static still danced around and fuzzed deep inside his head, Ryuuto had little to trust beside his own deteriorating sight to be sure it was Cordelia. The gaping, seeping hole, puddling with her thick blood, in her chest was enough to confirm the discovery. As if unable to tear himself away, despite the sick feeling that skewered through his stomach, Ryuuto peered deeper into that hole. Her blinding crimson blood darkened by the second, until it was so deeply black that it seemed to absorb his attention entirely.

He only recognises and acknowledges that the person before him forming is Cordelia when there is no room left for doubt.

One especially susceptible to denial, Ryuuto seems utterly absorbed by her injury as this moment in his waking life was a real turning point for him. This fixation is a reflection of how intensely he, and his Father as well, dwelled on Cordelia's heart and a vessel, absorbing them entirely in their own ways too.

It seemed more like grease than it did blood, its glossiness reflecting Ryuuto back to himself. Alone, face red from… tears? It warped, and distorted… No, that was her blood over his face… No, no. Not his face… Not anymore.

Ryuuto sees his reflection in this moment as a means of showcasing his feelings of guilt; Whilst her injuries may not be his fault (nor could he have stopped the triplets from attacking her), Ryuuto feels like he is as responsible for cutting her heart out as Richter is.

Notably, this is when Ryuuto's nightmare shows himself "warping" ad "distorting". The shift from tears to blood, his face to - what ends up being - Laito's was done to show the duality of him and his half-brother in the aftermath of Cordelia's death.

Whilst he was grief-stricken, Laito had Cordelia's "blood on his hands", even if he wasn't physically covered in it.

The liquid bubbled now, Cordelia’s body fading around it. Ryuuto’s hair seemed to loose its pigment, the blood on his face flowing up past his cheeks, past his eyes, to stain those near-white locks like a burnt horizon. Some hair failed to take the colour and disappeared into the void, others seemed to sprout new strands… His nose morphed, and his cheeks became far less hollow. The only feature that seemed untouched was his eyes. Only once the reflection settled, oil-like ripples smoothing, he wasーー Laito.

The ending is just fancy, visual words to help describe his physical transition in his nightmare into Laito. This can be interpreted as him reflecting on his constant need to compare himself to his brother physically, or how he feels connected to someone like Laito through Cordelia and her death. It's really up to you!

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Anyhow, this marks the end of that scenario and the analysis! Thaaaank you for reading through, if you did!

I started this way back when I published the scenario and only just finished it now (since I'm trying to clear out some drafts) so if there is weird jumps between ideas/the formality of my writing, that's why!

Bu~t, if people thought similar things when reading the scenario, or if they interpreted it differently at all, I'd love to hear about it!

[ducknotinarow]

"Trunks?" There's an uncomfortable pause, Goten rubbing his arm awkwardly. "You - there's nothing going on between you & Mai, is there?" ( uwu before they get together :'3 Goten/Trunks )

| muse interaction

Trunks knew when he liked girls it was when he saw Mai from the future her long hair, and round face the shape of her eyes. It was enough to flustered him alone. Trunks knew when he liked boys was when suddenly starting at Goten turned into lingering glances. Touches are unnecessary being done. His shoulder, or holding on to his arm. When receiving a message from Goten, would fill him with so much serotonin he couldn't explain the smile thar showed from seeing thier name on the screen.

Okay, well, maybe more of that was because he had feelings for Goten past attraction. Goten was his best friend they trained together, they fought together heck litteraly because they master fusion at a younge age. Goten and him? Well, it made sense if they were together, then everything was okay. If it weren't for valese, Trunk would have admitted how he felt. He was certain their friendship wouldn't be ruined. Even if Goten rejected him. He might be prideful like his father, but he wouldn't let thar get in the way....guess thats why he also never spoke up about his feelings with valese in the picture. If Goten liked her and she made him happy?

At least he could at least hang around Mai from time to time and let him get his mind of Goten. Well, not really, he did enjoy her company none the less. Made him feel less, eh lonely, he guesses. Waving bye to her once he got home, but his face brightened the moment he saw Goten waiting for him.

"Goten! Why didn't you tell you were here? I coulda come sooner!" He says slightly, jogging over towards his friend. Cursing his heart for how it literally skipped a beat sudden when seeing them.

"Trunks?"

"Hmm yeah?" Trunks asks when Goten hadn't followed up with much else yet. Assuming thar was the question being asked just now.

"You - there's nothing going on between you & Mai, is there?"

He just arches a brow and sets shis hands to his hips, tilting his head to the side as he fixed Goten with a look. "Like what dating?" He asks as if it was unclear what they could mean? "I mean, she's pretty, I guess, and I like hanging out with her sometimes, but we ain't like a thing." Suddebly, he smirks and leans over to nudge his friend a little."Why jealous?" When he said it, he meant it towards Mai. Trunks only was aware Goten liking girls least he assumed as such if he were honest based off Valese. Maybe he was crushing on Mai? Trunks didn't like that but hey he was Goten's friend right?

Throwing an arm around Goten's shoulders now as he just chuckled a bit to himself "man Goten don't you already have Valese? Eyeing Mai now too, uh? What would your mom say about that?" He was purely teasing and far off the mark on who Goten was even jealous towards here. "I mean, I guess I could put in a good word for you still if you want, but ya know, don't go two timing or anything, alright? I won't help you out in th a t situation no why in hell." Laughing more fully just hazing his friend here. "Come on let's go hang out I'm up for some time with my best friend."

[complete-idiot-in-love]

Once Upon a Witchlight: Episode 47 (SPOILERS AHEAD)

We’re on a red and white checkerboard??

Blonde elven boy?? Is this the prince that Morgana likes?

Old lady with metal teeth??? Grandma??

Three pieces of a sword going into different time zones and cauldrons, the hags??

We’re alive!!! In a mushroom circle on a bed of roses in the shape of a heart?? THE KING OF HEARTS??

“Fellas? Gid?” The fact that he called for Gideon specifically makes me ship my dads so much!!

I would definitely be crying when I woke up, just happy to see my family again

I’m calling it, the white queen is either the Mama Hag or Zybilna and He’s not telling the party the whole truth

This is all so damn weird, like was all of the last few episodes a dream or was it real???

Alegeorgie and symbologie are my two favorite new words

JINGLE JANGLE?? NOOOOOO

Alegeorgeical lmao

EEEEWWWW, BITING INTO A ICE CREAM WITH METAL TEETH. WTF MIKEY???

YOOOOO, IS MY THEORY ABOUT THE KING BEING THE DUDE THAT HURT TORBEK GONNA BE CANON?

So I think: Zybilna and the king are secretly evil/ were evil at one point and that they're not telling the group the whole truth

👉🏻👈🏻 Mace doing the finger touchys is so funny, Gideon WOULD seek out the monster that just killed em all for a rematch

“WOULD YA KINDLY SHUT THE FUCK UP?” Omfg Kremy is PISSED at Gricko for teasing Gideon

NAT 20 FROM GRICKO BUT NIKKIE DREADED IT

YAY WAFFLES!!! I LOVE WAFFLES!!!

JAKE LONG THE AMERICAN DRAGON REFERENCE YESSSS, I LOVED THAT SHOW

Gricko helping the adult owlbear is so cute, I hope they take it with them as Hootsie’s mum

Red panda hootsie uwu

Is the owlbear named Juniper? That's so cute!!

“JUNIPER BERRYDIS NUTS IN YOUR FACE!!!” *Gricko and I high-five*

Tallman

OH FUCK, A SYRINGE FULL OF WITCHLIGHT

Hootsie driving the caravan!!!

Please don't inject yourselves with the syringe

“I crush its mind” FROSTY WHAT THE FUCK

Torbek’s favorite movie is mean girls and I LOVE that about him

NATTY 20 FOR STEALING FROM AN OLD MAN FOR TORBEK, PROUD OF YOU BESTIE!!

“I'm starting to feel a little guilty” “What's that like?” GIDEON BURNS FROST /J

Kremy is getting greedy, they’re gonna get in a fight I swear

NATTY 20 FOR GRICKO!!!!

My S/I would probably want to stop after the initial 100,000,00 gold they got but wouldn't stop cause they want Kremy to be proud of them

I love Andy and his Torbek faces, they’re so silly fr fr

OH NOOOOOO, A FUCKING CLOWN EPISODE????

AND WE’RE ENCUMBERED???

[sk3tch404]

https://imgur.com/a/6PlTqcs

Lowkey,, when I saw your Yandere's, I was reminded of the pic above 👀 granted, they're not as manic/feral but i can't help but hit them with the good ol' pathetic-lil-meow-meow-ification beam whenever I see them 😔✊. everyone can feel like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind, wanting to start again (/ref) if I delude myself hard enough 🥹🙏

speaking of the Yans- I FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DEFEAT LIKE 90% OF YAN'S W/O HAVING TO BE PHYSICALLY STRONG- *runs off-screen*

*cartoonish sounds of struggle & animal noises can be heard*

-ight! Okok so like, get this- I have rabies's now 😎

This gives me a timeframe of about- *checks msdmanual.com* 3-7 days to go ahead and infect every Yan in my vicinity, which means I'm gonna bite em all >:)) (not sure if Rory can get infected since he's a vamp n all 🤔 but a girl can dreammmm 😔) I may perish at the end of my crusade, but at least I'll drag some of them to hell with me 🫡

Moving on, Rory's re-design be looking mad fineeeee, though I'm gonna miss his long hair, rip my opportunity to draw him in pig-tails 🙏 at least he can get more bitches now with the added ✨glasses✨ factor (no, I'm totally unbiased towards men who wear glasses of any kind, what are you talking abou-)

yeheaaa boi, I'm def gonna replace his Scumbag Glasses (affectionate) with heart shape lenses in my next attempt at a fanart for him 😈😈 gonna turn Mr. Valentine into Mr. Valentine² MUHAHAHAHAHAAA GET HIT WITH MY UWU-FICATION BEAM, IDIOT /lh gonna turn this 😎 bitch into a 😍 bitch

Also goddammit ur chibi style makes me wanna squish their cheeks granny style- I don't wanna squish a serial killers cheeks plsssss I didn't get over my creepypasta whole phase, only to be charmed by the next gen of murderous pretty boys 😫😫 I. Absolutely. Mustn't. 😬 damn ur artstyle, it's too good for my heart- /pos

-Ren'py anon

OMG JAYCE WHEN HE'S FULLY ATTACHED BE LIKE 😭😭😭HE GETS DESERATE IK

Yeah they're pretty chill before they get unhinged, but hitting them with that pathetic little meow meow beam makes them a bit more tolerable 😘 Not gonna even lie, I get nervous and lowkey freak out when I code in the creepy parts and play through it. LIKE BOY WTF ARE YOU LOOKING AT??? FREAKY ASS MF I HATE YOU. DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH PLAYER.

But pretending they're nothing but miserable maniacs stuck in their own little worlds makes me feel better 🤓(Goofy ahh reaction /j)

Katy Perry ref is just what was needed </3 no no what do you mean he enjoys hurting me emotionally and physically to make up for his own personal faults? No he's just a little sad soul that hugs me when I'm sad and loves me no matter what.

OH NO WHAT. NOT EVERY YAN! PLEASE SPARE JAYCE AT LEAST... I LOVE HIM TOO MUCH. YOU MIGHT WANNA START WITH THE VOLKOVS FIRST BECAUSE THEY WOULDNT SEE IT COMING IN THE VERY BEGINNING.

RORYS VAMP WHITE BLOOD CELLS CHECK HIM OUT FOR MOST STUFF BUT RABIES IS PRETTY DEADLY TO ALL THINGS SO...

Tbh it's a fifty fify. All he has to worry about is passing out in the middle of it if he hasn't fed in a while.

I THINK ELLIOT WOULD HAVE A PRETTY GOOD CHANCE OF SURVIVAL. HE HAS EXPERIENCE WITH PPL GETTING REALLY SICK AND INTESE STRUGGLES FROM DOING OTHER ILLEGAL STUFF.

Which reminds me. I haven't said a lot about him yet. I think I'll info dump on him sometime, but idk bc there is a little spoiler but not really bc it's a big part of his character and for the story of his route. It will be common knowledge when you play anyway.

If you don't hit the Volkovs with the animal foam first, they WILL catch wind of what you're doing and shoot you down or smth. They don't play 💀 since it is 3 to 7 BUSINESS DAYS. They are always doing business, so 3 is all too easy.

Also tysm!!! I too am gonna miss Rory's long hair, but it's gotta go so he can refresh! And dw I'm gonna make it a tad more layered and longer so you can do pigtails little kids have that look like two antennas.

And Rory has always had glasses, I just didn't draw them that time lol

OMG HE WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE THOSE HEARTSHAPED GLASSES. JUST UH NOT OUTSIDE THOUGH. HES GOT OPPS IN THOSE STREETS... Would legit fall in love if you kept doing silly shit like that (Damn you really did square up his Valentine's rizz) UWU fication success???

HEHHEHEH TY! MY CHIBI STYLE IS SUPER SIMPLE AND A TAD UGLY AND IN THE WORKS, BUT I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT!

[denkiillgetmochiwyou]

𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮 - 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

-> (gn) manager who finds random things cute and kinda fixates on them.

warnings: none

teams: inarizaki, aoba johsai, karasuno, fukurodani, shiratorizawa

a/n: some of these are kinda short but you get it ><

inarizaki

you cant tell me kitas name doesnt sound adorable

anyways

this would have been your first time meeting the team

you had applied cus your teacher said it'd look good on ur uni applications

totally not cus the team is cute

and youd show up to ur first practice hoping not to embarrass yourself

and then u heard the captains name

like what business does he have having such a nice name to say

kita

its so cute

and you kinda just repeated it in a small voice, in a daze

ur small little "kita-san.." uwu

the team immediately decided they needed to protect u at all costs

they were stunned

like how were u so cute?

i bet u suna caught it on video

they've all tried to get him to send it but he refuses

atsumu thinks hes selfish

aoba johsai

you had been a manager for a while

they hadnt seen your random cute fixations yet

tbh i cant expect many things in the gym to be cute tho

that was until you had pulled a sharpie out one day

you draw a small :) on the white of the ball

you were so proud

you had kept the ball beside u then, unwilling to give it up

that was until oikawa said something dumb

cus when doesnt he apparently

iwa had been standing near u, drinking from his bottle and picked up the closest volleyball

which happened to be urs

as he prepared to throw it u had grabbed his arm, making him pause

u were pouting

why were u pouting?

"see manager-chan appreciates me!" everyone ignored him

"not that one" u pointed to ur smiley face

iwa's heart just melted

the rest of the team were in shock, he gave the ball back???

hanamaki definitely handed iwa a different ball

oikawa still got hit

but the team adore u even more now

karasuno

to be very fair yachi's hair ties/clips are so cute

when she came to visit for the first time u were abnormally quiet

kiyoko was the first to ask what was up

"she had little stars in her hair"

kiyoko is soft hhh

tsukishima definitely made fun of u issokay tho the second year duo beat him up for u

he would understand tho when u later show off a cute dino sticker u had

suga vowed to buy you ur own clips

first years are kinda confused

they love u tho and ur so cute so its fine

fukurodani

u were beaming when u came to practice

team is 100% confused

like what happened to u??

kinds just assumed u did well on a test or smth

until they see u staring at ur notebook more

u were so distracted bokuto almost hit u with a spike.

akaashi finally asks

"oh, theyre just really cute" ur little grin ahhh

theyre so soft for you its not funny anymore

u showing off your little owl stickers, they looked like the team too?

it made their day

like why did u have to be so adorable

youre pulling all their heartstrings

bokuto pulled u into a hug

mans has so much love to give

the boys put kaori and yukie on yn duty afterwards tho no spikes to the head today maam

shiratorizawa

u were so happy

you finally got a plant to grow

and boy was it cute

the tiny sprout in your small bird shaped pot

hell yes

you were so happy

and the first thing u did?

went on a mission to show the team

the first person you found was tendou

"satori! look at my little baby plant. isnt it cute?!"

he was just trying to read his jump why did u have to attack him like this 😩

he just agreed and let you go on ur cute rant about it

boy was distracted by you

then you found ushijima coming back from a run

he was so excited you were also interested in plants

you two had a whole talk about how hard it was to grow one in the dorms

soon the rest of the team had found you

all whispering to each other about how cute u are

yamagata managed to snap a photo

semi and reon tried to see what other things that would make you like this again

[dreamrecorder]

An Elemental Swap

You and your companion came across a very ancient artifact that exchanged your elements.

Includes: Venti | Diluc | Kaeya | Albedo | Zhongli | Xiao | Childe

Venti and Zhongli- i dont know if elemental swap is possible for them since they’re the archons but lets just do this haha

Venti > Pyro

s t o p h i m

stop him before he terraforms the entirety of Mondtsadt again ksks

he’s basically an older version of klee

the moment he realized your pyro vision was swapped with his element

hoo boy- expect pyro explosions at every enemy

then there’s you

poor bby you had no idea what to do with your anemo

and you had no plans using the anemo any time because it will only make his flames larger

the entire duration of the swap you couldnt let the bard away from your sight lest another explosion goes on ksks

and whenever you accidentally summoned a storm

the bard would sing to you for you to calm down ~

Diluc > Hydro

surprisingly, the man was not that bothered with the hydro wrapping his claymore

in fact, he seems to appreciate the element opposite to his original element

but whenever he uses his burst- you shiver at your war flashbacks

oceanid

as for you, you were quite panicking about your new element because you’re literally vaporizing and you didnt like the rising heat

expect diluc to instantly be by your side to calm you down and try to douse the flames uwu

Kaeya > Geo

to say the least

both of you felt uncomfortable with your exchanged elements

you kept slipping on your own ice

and kaeya just kept hitting himself with the geo he accidentally summons

but the two of you eased to the elements- teaching each other how to grasp the basics

it was a learning process but the both of you kinda had a tender moment from it

when you got too cold from your ice the captain would instantly wrap his arms around you to warm you up

kaeya realizes that geo really fits you because you gave him a solid foundation for him to his ground his emotions for you <3

Albedo > Dendro

the two of you are in for an experiment!!

and albedo is actually pleased with the switch because now- he can understand the essence of life better with his new dendro vision!!

as for you

you’re actually quite having fun summoning his all famous elevator^^

when you accidentally slipped from the elevator- you expected a hard fall on your butt

but the pain never came

the alchemist summoned a verrrry soft flower to cushion your fall

and that flower was shaped in the form of your fave flower <3

this is so sweet im actually blushing myself too lmao

Zhongli > Electro

the two of you honestly didn’t know how to feel about your exchanged elements

but since you’re the curious type-

it kinda resulted to you accidentally and comically hitting the man with a geo shard

in playful retaliation the man zapped you back

again, your curiosity peaked!

“Hey zhongli!”

“Yes?”

“Is you meteor still gonna be a geo meteor now that you have electro?”

...

...

Now he’s curious too

You grinned

“Lets try it out!!”

And zhongli could only sigh at your chaotic curiosity

Xiao > Cryo

give his poor soul a break

he thought that- along with the exchange- his karmic debt carried over to you

but when you assured him that you’re fine- the yaksha is still worried

to prove that youre fine

you sent out a playful yet gentle wind to his way- ruffling his hair

not yet fully convinced but willing to go with your intentions- he too sent a small gust of snowflakes your way

you grinned at his response and soon enough

the two of you made your own snowy wonderland at the top of wangshu inn

Childe > Anemo

his twin blades go whooosh

dude this man will be itching for a fight to test out his anemo

but you didnt want others to get involved in your trouble so you had no choice but to fight him

while childe instantly got the gist of fighting with anemo

you on the other hand were soaking wet

then theres him laughing his ass off at your attempt to successfully cast water to him and you are pouting at him

the sight absolutely made you cuter and his heart exploded

“alright alright im sorry haha maybe it’s only fair that i should teach you the gist of hydro first~

[s-uwu-binie]

things they do that mean ‘i love you’

➻ txt x reader (gender neutral)

➻ fluff

⤷ had a cute idea for this one so here y’all go, my loves ♡

𝙮𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙟𝙪𝙣

— he reassures you. this man always knows when something is up (it’s kinda scary tbh 🙄, but no really. he’s just so in love with you). you don’t have to say anything for him to know that you’re feeling down. you can look into his eyes and yeonjun’s already by your side, telling you how proud he is of you and how much he loves you. everyday, he makes sure to send you a little good morning message, reminding you to eat well and to call him when you need anything. you don’t have to worry yourself when you have someone like yeonjun in your life. with him, you feel safe and loved.

“you don’t have to worry your pretty head, love. i always got you.”

𝙨𝙤𝙤𝙗𝙞𝙣

— he does things for you. soobin is a guy who shows his love through acts of service. so, he sees this as a way for you to lessen the baggage on your back. he’s at your beck and call. need help in your work/school? soobin is already there. do you need help in baking? he already has his apron on. you need a cuddle buddy? soobin is already waiting with open arms with the biggest smile on his face. or even as simple as needing help in folding the clothes, he’s there. he has so much love to give and it’s all for you 🥺.

“i can help you with that, bub. you know you can always call me for help, right?”

𝙗𝙚𝙤𝙢𝙜𝙮𝙪

— he tells you stories. his stories vary from his childhood to stories about the other boys. and he always to make you smile at how he tells his story (he waves his hands around to better explain his piece and changes the pitch of his voice to mimick people). he’s so adorable awww. he sees this as a way to show his true self. it’s like with every story is like one step closer to his heart. this guy also writes you little letters that are filled with hearts and reminders to take care of yourself. beomgyu is a person who loves to talk about things he loves, and luckily for him, he has you to listen to him (a person who he loves very very much).

“have i told you the story i fell down the hill when i was young?”

𝙩𝙖𝙚𝙝𝙮𝙪𝙣

— taehyun listens to you. like, really listens to every single thing you say. he knows all the details about everything. taehyun keeps track of all the things you mention, probably has a list something (please he’s so whipped for you). this guy will most likely gift you a hoodie you were eyeing at the mall the other day. and his actions are not only limited to physical things, taehyun also keeps track of your health and well-being. he’ll be the one to tell you to eat when you mentioned to him that you haven’t eaten anything since last night. he’s so thoughtful, i can’t 🥺.

“here, for you.”

“what? how did you-”

“you mentioned it last week, bub :).”

𝙝𝙪𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙠𝙖𝙞

— he gives you long hugs while his hands trace the softest shapes of hearts on your shoulder blades. it’s no secret that hyuka loves physical affection to the ones who are special to him and he’s not afraid to show it. hyuka knows exactly what you need after a long day of stress and that’s his hugs, period. one look from your eyes, he’s already pouncing on you, arms stretched out in a exaggerated motion. he sees it as a way to convey his feelings for you, especially when he squeezes your hands thay means ‘i love you.’

“aww, did you have a bad day, love? come here, you deserve it.”

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