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You ever have those moments where an idea just... won't leave your head?
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petvles · 1 year
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people at work today asking me if i had fun on my internship
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cinamun · 3 months
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thronealigned · 9 months
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no it's fine this mind flayer is totally my friend and 100% honest with me all the time it's ok it likes me everything's so normal
#bg3 spoilers#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate 3#i love how raphael directly calls you out on this. 'if id have known you were so gullible i wouldve tricked you into selling your soul for#a bowl of beans when we first met'#and then just keeps insulting you more if you keep insisting emp's really your ally#oc: impulse#sure this'll go in their tag#everything about impulse's Thing with the emperor is so funny to me. and then deeply fucked up if you think about it long enough. and then#really funny again if you think about it even longer#one day i'll do their 2.0 playthrough so i can fully form all my thoughts. and get better screenshots and the ceremorphosis ending#i mean there's nothing stopping me from loading an impulse 1.0 save and going ceremorphosis from there but idk it'd feel wrong#impulse has more tadpoles in their brain than synapses by act 3 and it does really fundamentally change them as a person#tfw your chaotic neutral act-first-ask-questions-never no-impulse-control 17 CHA bestie becomes one of the most detached calculating people#you've ever met. all their old casual wit and humor is still there but they think before they speak now and that really shouldnt feel as#sinister as it does. they have this look in their eye and it feels like they view everyone around them as lesser beings#not because they view other people as subhuman or worse than they are but because they view themself as something *more*#if they have any raw unfiltered emotion left you haven't seen it in weeks. there's one person(?) who gets Unrestrained Feelings privileges#and it's the fucking illithid that lives in their mind and not any of their actual non-monster normal-ish-person friends. that human#connection is fading so fast now. when did they change so much? it happened so slowly in the moment but suddenly now they seem like they#were never the person you became friends with at all#and like impulse is a pretty selfish person from the start but they *did* genuinely like and care about the rest of the party. they were#friends. and by the end of act 3 that friendship should be the deepest and most meaningful it's ever been. but. it just isn't.#so on and so forth etc etc like that. All That Bullshit makes their relationship with lae'zel so interesting (and upsetting) too#they encourage her to side against vlaakith and then they never even try to free orpheus for her and her people's sake. they never even#think about it. they never consider it as an option. they just don't care. and then they EAT HIS BRAIN.#very possibly RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER.#and she's just left adrift. a rebel with no rebellion to lead and very little hope#i'm unwell.#ok i'm done this is a silly meme post. but god i have so many thoughts i have barely been keeping contained
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nerfpuncher · 3 months
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crystalis · 2 months
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U.S. senate is conducting an outreach survey about pressing issues including a ceasefire in Gaza and funding for Israel
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glitteringpoet1685 · 2 months
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I just know that Regis was giggling and kicking his feet while being invisible in the bushes after Geralt told him that he doubted anyone could ever afford the price it would take for him to go after Regis's head.
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rocketbirdie · 6 months
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malfestio, the hypnotic owl of nightmares
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guardianofthedawn · 5 months
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Kenshi: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Johnny Cage: *hungover* no good morning?
Kenshi: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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At home in the shadows. Forgotten dreams.
Solas: Dragon age
Ink on paper
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smoking-old-toby · 6 months
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heyy remember when thorin was wasted on dragon gold and leaning over bilbo being a cocky slut and bilbo was just -_-
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fandomestuff · 1 year
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Excuse me Mr Mordecai Heller sir I would also like to know please
Who hurt you and gave you trauma that I'm SURE you have?
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aychama · 5 days
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Narinder is VERY much the maiden Lamb wants to rescue (I’m so glad you liked it!! Your Lamb’s knight armor was SO fun to draw!)
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Im happy you had fun! Have this little sketch I was working on as a treat!
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nickybloodhead · 7 months
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Kinktober day 13: Size difference
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You had been pestering him all day, thirsty for attention but he was still minding his own business. You tried everything to get him to at least look at you but he ignored your presence almost on purpose.
It was frustrating, since the morning you had been trying to get him to touch you, however it was impossible, you didn't know if he was upset with you for some reason so in the end you gave up.
James wasn't upset and yes, he had noticed every attempt you made to gain his attention, he wanted to see how far he could take you, of course when he saw that you stopped insisting, he went for you, he was going to take what was his.
As you walked towards the kitchen, a pair of hands grabbed your waist and lifted you off the floor, you yelped in surprise and frowned at James.
"Hi sweetie" He smiled mischievously at you, amused by your annoyed expression.
"That's all you're going to say, you've been ignoring me all day you son of a..." You couldn't finish speaking as his lips pressed against yours, his arms around your waist kept you off the ground, it was kind of impressive how strong he was to hold you like that, it turned you on. "You need me so bad, don't you baby? Well, I'll give you what you need."
He put you on your shoulder and carried you over the kitchen counter, when you were already seated, he pushed your chest so that you rested on your elbows, pulled down the shorts you were wearing, opened your legs and spit on your pussy to proceed to massage your folds with his fingers.
"I think if I get you ready first, you will be able to take me fully this time, will you be able to take it my love?" your thighs trembled at the thought, the short time you had been together you had never been able to take James, the stretching of your hole was almost painful with his huge fat cock, you looked him in the eyes and nodded, you desperately wanted him to fill you.
He started to put his fingers in you, one by one until he fit four of them inside you; he loved to see how your walls closed around him, fuck, if you gripped his fingers like that, he was sure you would suck him inside you as soon as he fucked you for real, he finger fucks you for a while until you were loose enough. You protested at the loss of contact when he withdrew his hand from you, unbuttoned his pants and let his cock pop out, it was so hard it sure hurt a little, the head was wet with pre cum and you couldn't help but reach out your hand and stroke it a little.
"I need your cock to stretch me, ruin me for others James, I'm begging you” You didn't even look at him, just at his wide length, gods, you couldn't even completely wrap your hand around him, it made you drool.
He chuckle at your dirty words, deciding that he had already played with you too much.
He tentatively puts the tip in your hole, his erection contracting as he goes deeper, you bite your lip as you get used to the stretch, James stops every so often to let you adjust, caresses your cheek and kisses you to relax.
"Look baby, you're taking it so well, your pussy was made for me, it fits perfectly around me.... Oh yes, so tight" He is amazed as he watches you open up for him, you squeal when he's all the way in, you can't help but contract around him which makes him hiss, his fingers dig into your sides.
For a moment you are still, his cock is splitting you in two, your walls clinging to his length in a tight grip, your clit throbbing with need, your wetness staining the inside of your thighs and his pelvis.
The moment of stillness doesn't last long, after a few heavy sighs, you are pulled off the kitchen counter, you are barely held in the air by James' forearms, you don't even know how your position is physically possible, he grabs you as if you weigh nothing and begins to fuck you crudely, he moves your body at the angle that gives him the most pleasure, all you can do is hold onto his shoulders.
"I love how petite you are...letting me use you as my personal sex doll...so perfect baby, I'm going to fill your womb until you can't take it anymore" he's so lost in the sensations that he forget any filters, you try to circle your hips to grind your unattended clit. Finally, with just a little rubbing to your sensitive part, you convulse in ecstasy, your eyes rolling as a powerful orgasm hits you, leaking your fluids all over the place.
The sight of you being undone by the rough way he takes you, is all James needs to spill his cum inside you, wave after wave of his cum is showered inside you, filling you completely, so much that even your lower belly swells a little.
James' arms are shaking from the effort, so he places you back on the counter.
"Maybe this is a good time to tell you that I'm not on birth control" you murmur softly, glancing sideways at him, completely surrendered and exhausted. James shrugs, downplaying it and chuckles softly.
Writing obscenities in the wee hours of the morning is fun, however, imagine the James you want, he is already a huge man.
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mewtwoandme · 2 months
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Ya know, I haven't made a poll in a while, and this is a good reason as any to make one, cause I've been curious about this.
I have a few upcoming arcs and milestone events planned. The one's I'm listing here are official, but keep in mind I might think up more as the story progresses. But I wanna know, just out of these options:
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emry-stars-art · 8 months
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All right so. I forgot to mention I am planning on doing some of this whumptober prompt list and it’s like. All about Abram and Evermore 🫣
Day one: drugging/sick/poisoned (full under the cut)
Find the royal au masterpost here
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We’re messing with the idea of Lola and Nathan being sent with an entourage late-timeline to try and ‘reclaim the Wesninski house heir’ the ‘fair and correct’ way. It’s announced to Palmetto, Nathan coming with intention to fight for his heir back, challenge Abram directly; Lola came just in case Nathan somehow ended up losing. There are very strict instructions from the Moriyamas not to come back without a Wesninski heir.
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