Uh, I got into the Clone Wars last night. I mean, the Clone Wars wasn’t stored safely out of my reach. I chewed it all up and left the little pieces everywhere like a cat with a roll of toilet paper.
Anyway, you know that one episode where Savage Opress visits Planet Dumpster Fire to rescue Maul with help from the talking snake from Disney’s The Jungle Book?? Cool, yeah, that one.
–so could I have a moment to theorize why Dooku thinks Savage being loose in the galaxy is such a big fucking deal in the first place? When Asajj, who hates him a lot more and has tried to assassinate him repeatedly, is like, right over there? When, actually, the galaxy is full of powerful Force users who want to kill him, including some members of his own family?
Could it be that Dooku, in a characteristic spiral of destabilization after losing Asajj as a Padawan substitute right hand man, actually behaved pretty embarrassingly in front of Savage? Does Savage have some pretty bad shit on him?
Embarrassing Bullshit Dooku Probably Said to Savage During Their Infinitesimally Short Apprenticeship:
multiple incriminating monologues about his plans to "secretly" use Savage to finally fuck up Sidious and take over as the King of Bad Ideas instead of the apprentice*
“Here is my annotated childhood diary containing all my most cringe moments, my feelings of inadequacy and vulnerability, some gay subtext, and the origin story of my daddy issues, beginning at age 12…oh, don’t forget the attached media file, so you can see how cute I was as an initiate…!”
(during movie night) “...and the Wicker Man, for me, as an actor, is definitely the best film…in the end horrifying, but not what I would call a horror film. It was about growth, not decay…”
it’s a EU/Legends situation, and Sifo-Dyas’s corpse is actually in a cryopod in the basement. Dooku monologues at it constantly. Sometimes, Savage swears he can hear two people talking down there, and doesn’t know if that’s real or if Dooku is doing the other voice, and is legitimately unsure which alternative is more terrifying. Sure, he grew up with witches and everything, but this is a bridge too far?!!
*lol this one's real
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There’s one crack theory/hc that I will forever believe in:
Throughout the games we encounter almost all of the kids who were responsible for CC’s death.
We follow Mike through fnaf one, three, six and SL. We play as Bonnie bro in ‘help wanted2’. And Jeremy Fitzgerald(one of fnaf 2 security guards) is the guy in Freddy mask(do I call him Freddy bro?)
The only one of the four we don’t see anywhere is the person in Chika mask, (I’m saying person because I have no idea if it’s a girl or a boy, it makes sense for them to be both, Chika is always the girl of the group, but it feels weird for a girl to be a part of the group that bullied a child, so I’ll stick to a gender neutral description) but considering that Ruin ended on a cliffhanger (one of the endings did) we still have the chance. I had an idea that Vanessa might be some relative of theirs, but it’s just an idea, not even a theory.
And for those who wonder why I think Jeremy is the guy in the Freddy mask, it’s simple, why would CC show up and say ‘it’s me’ otherwise? Why show up to a random guy and not wait for the actual culprit to show up? Well if Jeremy is in fact Freddy bro then CC decided to torment not only his brother but also others who were involved in his death.
It’s possible Jeremy was aware of Mikes plan and was trying to help him. It’s possible that the reason it’s so easy for Mike to take the place because he asks for it as soon as he learns about the bite.
And besides, I kinda like the idea of all of them just keep returning back to Freddy’s no matter what, to get their redemption and forgiveness.
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I cannot resist a silly outfit drawing prompt. original post
[ID: A photoset of 10 character sketch illustrations and a screenshot of the original drawing prompt. The screenshot has a collection of several men's fashion tops with atypical cuts and layering that would be considered out the ordinary against casual streetwear. The prompt includes the line "there's gotta be at least one you wanna see your ocs or blorbos in".
The illustrations are of 10 Jack Jeanne characters wearing the items from the screenshot. The characters are posed to match their in-game sprites and have varying reactions to the outfit they are wearing. The characters in order are: Kamiya, Fumi, Suzu, Kai, Neji, Chui, Sou, Kisa, Mitsuki, and Momonashi.]
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do you reckon reading wolfstar and jeggy is affecting how we see relationships (i say we i mean me like me myself and i and i already know the answer is yes) because there’s not a single chance this side of hell that i’ll accept anything other than a remus lupin who is utterly feral over me or a james potter who cries at the thought of how pretty i am etc but also men aren’t my type so there’s that and i-
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