#a queue s a

[ukulelekatie]

fun fact: @staff recently made a cute little change to desktop where clicking on the url of the previous reblog will now take you to the top of that person's blog, instead of their reblog of the post

a super cool fun consequence of this is that it is now way harder to find previous tags! so if you're gonna 'prev tags' someone, I highly recommend also copying their tags into your reblog. (It's generally a good thing to do anyway tbh, in case the previous reblog ever gets deleted and their tags are lost forever.)

I will definitely be sending my feedback in a support ticket, and if this pisses anyone else off, I suggest that you do the same!

Update: Putting this post in reblog jail. I think my explanation of the issue wasn't clear enough and don't want it to spread and cause more confusion

[consumebread]

It's bro's turn to cook *insert zero to hero here*

[flowerysubmissive]

Let’s go for a swim~ 💦

[tomatoart]

when ur circle small but yall crazy

[radarsmenagerie]

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

wear headphones :)

You know what? This ones like a lootbox, you gotta open it to find out... :)

Guys. I am not lying to you, the request for this one was innocent. He just wanted to do that.

text cannot accurately describe this, but I must try.

Transcription: Fuck. Fuck. *exhales* Shit. mmmm-ohohoho. God ffffffffffffffffuck. Kff-agh. Aghhohoho fuck-God! Hah. Mmh!

The video is over. Go away. Go on. Get outta here.

What do you think there's more video? Oh what, because you can see it in the little seek bar? You just assume there's more content to extrapolate here?

Well, there isn't. Tell you what. Go ahead if you really want more content so bad, you pig. Go ahead and subscribe then. That's the way to see more of it.

Now goodbye! I'm off to suck Minos' c-

*end transcription*

Don't tell anyone but this is actually 2 clips I stuck together.

audio source part 1 - context for the noises

audio source part 2

[spocks-husband]

Vulcans purr when they sleep comfortably or if they're very relaxed-- but they don't let anyone know that because it's considered a very private thing. In fact, Amanda didn't know until about eight months into her relationship with Sarek, when they were cuddling for the first time and she felt that soft, gentle rumble coming from his chest. Sarek got embarrassed and refused to speak about it, but throughout their marriage she would occasionally hear the sound and it made her quite happy.

Interestingly enough, Vulcan's likewise hiss when they're angry. It's a bit rare to see because of their emotional control, but if you get a Vulcan really pissed off there's a good chance it'll happen. The first time they'd gotten into a real argument, Sarek got flustered and started hissing-- and Amanda tried so hard not to laugh, she really did!! She couldn't help it, though. They had to stop arguing so she could catch her breath.

Jim actually heard Spock purr for the first time while he was doing a complicated math problem at his station. It was a slow day on the bridge, so Jim sat there and listened for a while, just enjoying his presence. Spock never really noticed, but even well into their marriage he thinks about that day all the time.

He hadn't heard Spock hiss until the kal-if-fee, though. It was a subtle noise, just barely audible as he was pressed into the sand... But he heard it. It made it a lot harder to focus but... Oh, he heard it.

[t00thpasteface]

pocket sandwich appreciation post

[sojutrait]

my for rent family's morning routine ✨

okay here's their backstory gyuhjfgk

jameson schaeffer and mayra villanueva are hs sweethearts who accidentally conceived their daughter wren during their junior year of college. it wasn't ideal timing but they made the best out of the situation and even finished uni. after bouncing from shitty apartment to shitty apartment they landed at a slightly less shitty apartment after the birth of their son andres, the birchview apartments! they're still trying their best to make ends meet but they're staying afloat.

jameson schaeffer - 23, good, bro, socially awkward

working as a night school teacher, jameson stays with the kids during the day and going to work at night. meaning, he's only staying awake due to many, many cups of coffee. he doesn't have much time for hobbies but falling asleep on the couch with a beer in his hand and the hockey game on is the closest it gets.

mayra villanueva - 24, nosy, creative, outgoing

born to run her etsy shop full-time, forced to work at target, mayra hates her job and hates mornings even more. soon as she's off the clock she's busy doing any creative venture she can. most notably, jewelry making and painting. she hopes to someday to be able to quit her retail job for good but that's not looking viable at the moment.

wren schaeffer - 3, wild

as a daddy's girl who's been spoiled rotten, wren has been kicked out of 3 pre-schools for various infractions (usually biting), so now she stays at home with dad during the day.

andres schaeffer - 18 months, calm

just a lil guy chillin. he doesn't even mind when wren tries to put him in a cardboard box and ship him away

[peachdues]

horny Thursday or somethin

Sanemi still shows up at the bookstore; still serves as equal parts distraction and entertainment.

Before, the only time you touched him was when he needed to be batted away from where he lurked behind the counter, or whenever he’d offer some cheeky comment or flirtatious quip that you hadn’t known how to respond to, so you’d smacked his arm or the back of his head, too flustered and yet too unwilling to admit it.

Now, there are stolen kisses between the bookstacks, flirty touches against your waist or furtive squeezes of your ass as you kick him out from behind your counter whenever the door bell announces the arrival of customers.

There’s the steadying support of his palm against the small of your back whenever you climb up on your ladder to pull boxes in the storeroom. The squeeze of his hand around yours as you lock up for the night and set off for home.

And sometimes, there are more than just quick pecks and fleeting touches. There are times when Sanemi’s mouth is pressed hotly to your neck, one hand groping your breast or playing with the fastening on your pants as he presses you harder into the shelves. Other times he is behind you as you’re trying to cash out your register for the night, his fingers pushing under the hem of your sundress to tease along your inner thigh, his groin pressed flush to your ass as his cock strains against the seam of his pants.

He’s never fucked you in the store, but he does seem to enjoy riling you up until you’re flushed and practically dragging him by his wrist back to your apartment. But you do dream of him sitting you atop the counter’s ledge and burying himself inside you. And often, far too often, you wonder what it would be like for him to hastily pull away and tuck himself back into his pants right as customers arrive, leaving you to assist them while his cum pools in your underwear.

[cerubean]

random snapshots from the mancuso save

[sjyuns]

ST☆RBOYS ┆ A JAKEHOON COLLECTION

THE RICHEST OF THE RICH! the starboys of decelis have everything they’ve ever needed: wealth, influence, and ultimate power, yet they can’t seem to get the only thing they’ve ever wanted right — love.

DELICATE ┆ A SIM JAEYUN ONESHOT

SYNOPSIS! desire and temptation are human’s worst enemies, being told not to do something only make us want it more. when you’re labelled as ‘forbidden’ to jake sim, it does nothing but make you even more desirable.

GENRE! playboy! jake x fem reader, forbidden romance, secret relationship, mutual pining, rich kids in love, family rivalry, fluff, angst, TBA

READ HERE TEASER

HEAVENLY ┆A PARK SUNGHOON ONESHOT

SYNOPSIS! park sunghoon has put a curse on you after smashing you heart into a million pieces — that you’d never be able to find anyone comparable to him. and now he’s back, cocky and flirty as ever to prove that he’s the only one you’d ever need.

GENRE! playboy! sunghoon x fem reader, kiss his face with an uppercut romance, exes to lovers, fake dating, mutual pining, rich kids in love, fluff, angst, TBA

READ HERE TEASER

MIKAELA’S i love rich playboys too much. red flag? well too bad red is my favourite colour. coming soon! i hope ( maybe by their birthdays?)

TAGLIST? if you want to be tagged, drop an ask or reply on which member you want to be tagged for! @seongclb this is for you bae

© SJYUNS

[ewaudreyhorne]

[radarsmenagerie]

#just mash things

part 33

[bebemoon]

coty "emeraude" glass lalique perfume bottle, c. 192o's .

[alien-romantic]

Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part to Save the Scene and Stop Going to Shows), Fall Out Boy, 2005

Heaven, Iowa, Fall Out Boy, 2023