#a tale of magic incorrect quotes

[unaside]

xanthous to the rest of the fairy council: i’m gay

the fairy council (and the fandom):

[honeyxmonkey]

Jim: We're here today to mourn the passing of Hisirdoux Casperan. He died of lack of sleep, food, and sunlight. Rest in peace 😔🙏🏻

Douxie from his room: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE IM DEAD YOU JACKASS

Jim: Sometimes I can still hear his voice

[tabbbbyyyy]

I-

[invictusmmaneo]

Skylene: Lucy is spreading rumors that we’re dating

Tangerina, under her breath: I wish…

Skylene: what was that?

Tangerina, loudly: I said “that bitch”

[witofretard28]

There are millions of books & movies with so many fictional characters.

What if these books & movies are not just a figment of imagination but is real?

Maybe not in this universe but in another? In some other dimensions?

Maybe we are the books and movies they are reading about?

[incorrect-km-shea-quotes]

Evariste: Instead of asking someone why they’re so dressed up, ask yourself why you didn’t wear a better outfit

[thelandofstoriescrack]

Mother Goose: Tangerina, this morning, I called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and I’d like to withdraw that statement- 

Tangerina: Aww, thanks- 

Mother Goose: But I can't. Those are the 2 words that best describe you

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Wedge Antilles: Well, this it. What we're about to embark on may get dangerous. It may get scary, and we may get hurt in the process.

Face Loran: We call that a Saturday in show business.

[losertriangles]

Jim: … What are you doing?

Angor: *Hovering over Astrid, who is laying on a pentagram, a lit candle in his hand and all the lights out* Sacrificing Astrid.

Astrid: He promised me hot chocolate after.

[beyondtheseaofstars]

I’m doing an incorrect quotes generator and…

SEE, THIS IS WHY I LOVE INCORRECT QUOTE GENERATORS SM

[unaside]

WOAH WHAT

Brystal: Throw lamps at people who need to lighten up, and throw handles at someone who needs to get a grip!

Emerelda: Throw a refrigerator at someone who needs to chill!

Skylene: Throw scissors at someone who needs to cut it out!

Tangerina: Throw a clock at someone who needs to get with the times!

Xanthous: Throw matches at someone who needs to get fired up!

Lucy: Throw a brick at someone to kill them.

[honeyxmonkey]

Steve: Country roads, take me home, to the place I beloooonnggg

Douxie, literally dying: WEST VIRGINIA

Jim, trying to stop Douxie from bleeding out: OH MY GOD BOTH OF YOU STOP IT

[duaghterofstories]

Xanthous: I hate when people tell me I'm going to Hell for being gay. They're ignoring all the perfectly good reasons I'm goign to Hell.

Xanthous: Like being the destined King.

[invictusmmaneo]

Baby John Bailey: fuck

Brystal: *gasps* who taught my baby that?!

Skylene: not me!

Tangerina: not me!

Emerelda: not me!

Xanthous: not me!

Everybody: *looks at Lucy*

Lucy: oh yeah? Blame the fucking Lucy, right? It's always the fuck- oh.

[eeveethehyenafrog]

((the fairy council having a sleepover)) Emerelda : Okay, okay, let's actually go to sleep now.

Brystal : Xanthous : Tangerina : Skylene : Lucy : …The snack that smiles back- Emerelda, Brystal, Xanthous, Tangerina and Skylene simultaneously : Goldfish - DAMMIT LUCY!!!

[incorrect-km-shea-quotes]

Evariste: Who hurt you?

Angel: What do you want, a list?

Evar: …Actually yes.

Evar: Names and addresses.