#absolute gibberish

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

Carlos feeling hesitant upon returning to the DoW to go see Kevin, fearing he was, and still is all alone. So, Carlos, upon making it to dbToo feels horrible about his mistake, so he just goes in full on expecting Kevin to just be all alone locked in his studio, only to find him making out w a guy who looks like him but taller + goth + boobs, as well as w the guy who tried to turn his husband's town into robot slaves, and his jaw just fucking DROPS and somehow now he has even less of a clue how to interract w Kevin because he's suddenly scared of getting beat up by Kevin's new bfs so he just hides in his trailer whilst the other scientists poke around dbToo

[ryssbelle]

Characters belong to @heroesspirit

Audio is from a calebcity vine

To me it fit engineer perfectly XD

[lighthouse-system]

I love Damon Albarn so much. An interviewer will be like "How was it like to record in Los Angeles again?" And he'll be like "It was wonderful, though Hollywood has its own dark side, really. There are coyotes everywhere on the streets in Los Angeles (pronounced "Los An-jell-ees"), sort of picking up all the rubbish left behind by us, by humans. I think dogs should be able to legally vote and I think Gorillaz has helped pioneer that movement," and the interviewer will nod earnestly without realising they have no idea what the fuck he just said.

[m0mj34ns]

okay since i asked u all i’ll answer too- fave episode is basic lupine urology becahse i lowkey grew up on law and order but that’s beside the point. the way the show is presented is so accurate to not only law and order but it still follows the community episode ‘guidelines’ and dynamics between characters. i feel like this is THEE spoof episode of all the spoof episodes becahse it genuinely captures their characters in this context the same way fanfic writers do it HAHAH but i love it so much and hold it so dear to my heart :,(

[jojo-heritage-posts]

if you ever need to get pissed off just open tiktok and see the most god fucking awful jojo takes known to man

[beepborpdoodledorp]

I really cannot decide if the new Splatfest theme is brilliant or terrible because it's one of the few that is basically completely personalized to each player, which yes Splatfests are based around opinions in the first place but for stuff like food or fantasy creatures or whatever that's an objective thing that exists that you form a subjective opinion on but for Friday vs. Saturday vs Sunday like...depending on your schedule/home life/culture/etc. your definition of 'Saturday' could be completely different from mine which in theory is a great idea since it would allow for lots of variety in the community and reasons that dictate what teams people choose but also terrible because it makes recruiting anyone onto your chosen team basically impossible and also allows for little to no solidarity between teammates other than 'I like this sequence of 24 hours better'

[ilovepedro]

do not try to learn how to crochet when your adderall has worn off or you will want to bash your head in

[crabussy]

I'm going to kill someone can people stop being awful on my indigo post directly after I explicitly said in both the comments and the reblogs that I made the post out of genuine distress and disagreeing with me over a vent post that was NEVER meant to get this big will just make things worse for how I feel

[oldxenomorph]

the emperor and the great family watching the events of alan wake 2 from the safety and comfort of the ziggurat:

[mrdrhenwardhykle]

I was asked this about this, but the Phone is not plugged in and nobody is probably on the other side

It's also upside down

She just knows this is what you do with phones

also idk what she's saying you decide

[marginal-effect]

ill miss being in college forever and ever but also im glad i got out before the ai boom bc if my unstable overachiever ass had to witness certain ppl talking about using chatgpt to do their assignments id be in jail right now

[takethistoyourstardust]

sorry i’m having such intense allie brain rot i cannot think of ANYTHING else. because like with spotlight we KINDA had a reason he played it (he admitted he had kinda a crummy day) and were maybe a LITTLE warned (he mentioned that “about ten of you will know it” and then talked abt why he wrote the song which is something he talked about before). we literally got nothing with allie. he just said “pete makes me do this every night and i’m stalling” and just fucking. played allie. HE PLAYED ALLIE. DO WE FUCKING GET THAT?????

[kotaiskota]

imagine if the relics had that thing where past relic users spirits would lurk around and would provide guidance to current holders of the relics.

like when aphmau has these episodes where she would see glimpses of irenes life. thats sort of like a way that irene is contacting aphmau with guidance (except it isnt very helpful because it leaves aph more confused..).

each original warrior has a different way of contacting whoever possesses their relic currently, with straightforwardness or cryptically. (like irene does it through glimpses of memories and speaking to aphmau directly).. and possibly it isnt just the Divine warriors who are contacting the current user, its any of the previous users giving guidance. (having the idea that the relic was passed down through many generations and was inherited by multiple people). but that would be extreemely chaotic from the inside.

it sounds like it would happen often, but it does NOT. communication between past warriors to the current hosts is never consistent. it could happen one day, then happen again in three days, then never again for seven years. and it HEAVILY weighs on whats going on in the world that needs attention to. this actually ties into my theory that the relics are predictive but ill explain that later..

just imagine, how its often portrayed in fantasy shows with generationally passed down magical items, theres a room within the relic, thats honestly more like some mindscape with the mcd relics, that is filled with the spirits of the past warriors of that specific relic. BUT this instance would be even more rare for a future relic wielder to be able to see, seeing as even just getting a slight nudge in some direction by previous warriors was rare, itd be ever more rare to be pulled into some mindscape filled with all warriors previous to the relic. mega rare. why its rare for this contact will also be explained later.

however this is not rare for aphmau because, well, shes irene, irenes the MATRON. irene kind of started the whole relic bizz, also aphmau is the first rebirth/resurgence of irene. alsoo they are in a dire situation with shad trying to come back, so obviously irenes taking any chance she possibly can to contact aphmau (through memories or speaking to her) without exploding aphmau in the mental and emotional department.

moving on bc idk what else to say

communication from the Divine Warriors to the current wielders of the relics was super rare probably due to their belief of the relics being almost a “freedom of use” with future wielders. they had faith in not only the person carrying the relic but the relic itself. the divine would not intervene in any course of action that a future warrior might place themself into, unless it would, by chance, tragically alter the universe or anything equivalent to that. even with it being canonically said how there were relic holders that were inherently evil and would use the relics power with malice, they would not interfere. they also did not intervene with warriors affairs probably for the belief that everything plays out for the advantageous prosperity of the future. they thought the relic to bring balance to the world, not destroy it, no matter who wielded the relic, or how it was used. additionally, they believed that the relics were above them, and were an entity itself.*

*these beliefs were more like personal beliefs. half of the divine would believe this, that the relics were entities and that the relics were made for balance restoration, but the other half just vowed not to intervene in anything for other reasons. restoring balance is also more of a lifetime thing, it would take decades for restoration. war doesnt get resolved in three days after all. perhaps esmund was one of those believers and thats why he dared not to intervene when zane had the protectors relic and wasnt really doing anything,, good, with it. and not when it was pulled from him, or absorbed by garroth… cuz he believed the relic had some wayward path or some shit..

but like i said, communication was very rare, even in scenarios where there was a tough decision and youd think some divine would reach out with advice.** but the first hint of communication, if any, always gives false hope for a second one.

**if you take ep27, at 16 minutes, when irene stops the guards from beating up Lo by possessing aphmau,, more than likely a situation like that would not be intervened by guidance of another warriors possession of their own relics host. but like i said, its a little different for irene because aphmau is her first resurgence.

for the predictive relics explanation.

i believe, because the relics were forged by irene against the fates, the relics have some sort of “predictive” ability. this idea stems from, not only the fact that the FATES were against the creation of the relics, but for the time period of which the relics come in use. it seems to become active again*4 just before tragedy.

the relics first come into play when irene creates them, and gives them to each divine warrior. she seemed almost distressed explaining how she needed help and “could only hold back the emptiness for so long.” the emptiness is what threatened their world at the time. (personally not sure what the emptiness was but it was bad). now what threatens the world is Shad. shads resurgence is unbalancing the world once more, and the relics are active again. not only shad but Tu’la taking over too.

and the problem is not about Shads coming back, its not really shad himself, its about his intention. like, pretty sure he wants irene dead, and i dont remember what else, probably take over the world,, idfk,,.

i really dont know how to explain it, but its like the relics are some intervention between Shad and his-opinion-of-victory. if there is no intervention, theres a possibility that shad could alter the line between realms. if the relics are not active to stop shad, shad gets what he wants, and causes unbalance.

the predictive part is the timing in which Irene was resurged,, as aphmau. the timing of when aphmau was woken, to her time in phoenix drop, to fifteen years in irenes dimension, to the three year time skip, and shad no longer being dormant, is all tied to the predictive timing of the relics awakening. so by the time shad and irene formally face-off is when irene will be at her strongest… maybe..

*4 when i say the relics become “active again” its because i think that the relics are abeyant for lifetimes until a moment strikes up that could shift worldly balance. the relics purpose is to maintain balance between realms sort of. i have no expansion on that. also i wanna say that all of the relics dont awaken at the same time. as of season three, we only know about the protector, the keeper, the destroyer, and of course the matron relics. not of the others. and with the divine warriors being from different areas of the world (regions didnt exist back then) it can be thought that they had family in their home town right? or perhaps the other relics have remained dormant because it hasnt made any connection with people.. 

honestly, if all of the relics are active at the same time, its safe to say that the world is on the verge of collapsing.

this went from me saying “haha thatd be cool” to me just losing my mind. if any of this turns incoherent and ive lost , any of which who has read this far , ask questions ? half of this is based off of stuff that happened in episodes and the rest is something i pulled blindly from my mind, and started piecing together like it was literally canon..

i am not proof reading ive read this enough times good night .

[glutenfree-rootbeer]

The curse of watching too much clown nopixel content is that now i unironically say

‘YYYYUUUCCCKKK YOUUUUU’

[m0mj34ns]

i remember watching You Wear Fine Things Well and i was curled into a ball with tears in my eyes hoping they would kiss and yeah that solidified ofmd as my favorite show

[kiwibirb1]

Hm yknow maybe its time to stop ignoring the brain fog I've had all day and take a nap