#actually i think chiyo is to teruhashi what aren is to saiki

[transmasccofee]

i think the thing that is interesting to me about teruhashi is how she not only doesnt hate the attention she gets, not only enjoys the attention she gets, but actively and punishingly chases it. While also simultaneously hating it.

She cant get any peace or quiet, she can’t express her real personality, yet she pushes herself to know everything about everyone so she doesnt have any flaws whatsoever, she can’t just be the sweet pretty girl, she has to effectively make it so everyone she meets forms a one sided relationship with her because it feels like she cares about them. not only that, She initially is totally friendless, because “girls are intimidated by perfection and anyway i dont have time” or something (i don’t remember what she actually says but it was along those lines)

in the beginning she isn’t standing up to anyone, even creepy guys who clearly dont have her best interests, who internally she hates. The only time she gets close is her brother because he not only disrespected her but publicly embarrassed her in front of someone she cared about.

Initially it seems like the only person who sees her as a human is saiki, to everyone else she’s practically an idol, or even a fictional character. Which is insane because she’s NOT. She’s a 16/17 year old girl in highschool.

And despite all of this, she pursues it. She needs everyone to admire her more than they admire anyone. She is willing to put herself through eating actual trash to achieve this. She lives her life like an idea rather than a real person, like she’s a writer except the character she’s writing is herself.

Someone please send her ass to therapy

[bestboysaiki]

BUCKET LIST ☆ 08

The cafeteria table is full of chattering, Kaidou and Aren are attempting to create plans for Halloween which is in two days. You listen intently as Aiura says you should all go in costumes.

"Nothing lame! So Hairo, no more blanket ghosts please" She complains, handing Nendou a napkin for the mess he made.

"It's a classic, how could I not?" He spits out, suddenly going on the floor and doing pushups. You laugh at the sight of Hairo randomly doing his workout. Your chopsticks drop loudly on your tray, listening to the rest of the plans being made. Teruhashi and Chiyo agree to do your bloody makeup, as you decided you wanted to go as a killer. No one in particular, but just a killer and Saiki thought that actually suits you. He munches on his cafeteria food, knowing he is going to get tangled into these Halloween plans either way.

"Saiki, you should go as a bloody butler! You'll look so cool" Kaidou suggests, pushing Nendou off the chair next to Saiki and sitting down.

"Yeah you should haha.. you would look nice" Teruhashi agrees sheepishly, scratching the back of her head.

You snort, finding it funny how Teruhashi so obviously likes Saiki but he doesn't seem to care. The most gorgeous girl in the world likes him and he doesn't like her? Yeah, he's weird. You focus your attention to Saiki's tray, eyeing the green grapes displaying. You glance up at him and he nods, pushing his tray towards you.

"Thanks Saiki" You whisper, grabbing the grapes by hand and pushing them into your mouth.

He grabs his school bag and takes out the bunny drawing you had done a while back. He sets it down on the table and points at it. Your eyes brighten up as you excitedly grab it and hold it up to the side of your face.

"How is it not crumbled?! I literally destroyed it with my own hands so how-" You try to catch your breath, stopping your rapid talking. Saiki mouths the word "Powers" to you and with a nod, you give him a thumbs up.

He always found it funny how your habit of throwing a thumbs up has gotten worse. He wonders if your thumb is as tired as you are.

Saiki decides it's finally time to ask you about it.

Once lunch ends, he tries to find you by yourself but you're always surrounded by either Aren or Kaidou. Even the girls seemed to never leave you alone.

So he has one last idea.

To talk to you after school.

This is a difficult concept considering you usually have Kaidou walk you home. So, Saiki has to get to you way before anyone did. He silently watches you put away something in your bag. The drawing, perhaps?

Saiki walks up behind you, poking your shoulder. You turn and wave at him, and before you could loudly speak, he holds a finger to his lips.

"Your eyebags" He flatly points out, cautiously looking at his surroundings and confirming there is no one coming near you both. Your eyes showing multiple emotions, confusion flashing through your irises.

He's really close to you now, and your back is against a wall. His last words catch you off guard and you try to play it cool.

"You're sick aren't you?".

You push him off harshly, your head bumping with his chin.

"Hey! What's with the questions, huh?" You blurt out, jabbing your finger at his chest and pressing your nail against his skin to inflict some kind of pain.

"I know something is wrong, just tell me" Saiki explains, gingerly grabbing your finger and pushing it down to your side.

"Why do you care? It's not like we're best friends" You say in a hushed voice.

Oh yeah, that's right Saiki thinks to himself, and he has to admit that did sting a little considering he was actually starting to think of you as a friend. Not even a friend, but as a best friend.

"You're a pain, forget I even asked" He blurts out, shaking his head and disappearing into the incoming crowd.

You blink, rubbing your eyes and frowning at yourself for saying such a rude thing.

Jeez, this sickness is really getting to me.

You're about to push through the pouring in of people but feel a hand wrap around yours. You look down and see Kaidou's bandaged up hand.

"Home?" He asks with puppy eyes and dammit, he really knows how to use those eyes when it's convenient to him.

All you do is nod and allow him to walk you home, as always.

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"Your skin is so soft, Y/n" Nendou comments, rubbing the back of his hand against your cheek. You slap his hand away, Teruhashi looking back at him with a forced smile.

The whole bunch is currently at Saiki's house, who does not appear too thrilled about the idea.

The girls are fixing up your costume by working on the blood makeup on your face. Aiura thought it was a good idea to splatter blood on your clothes. It was a great thought but it soon turned into Aiura and Teruhashi trying to convince Saiki to put on bloody makeup too.

It worked.

You're matching with Saiki in terms of how much fake blood you have thrown at your face and clothes. You grab him by the shoulder and pull him to your side, showing the others you both look similar.

"Look at Saiki's face, he's totally enjoying this!" Nendou points at Saiki, whose facial expression is still blank. You cringe internally, maybe he's hoping you weren't close to him.

He shrugs your hand off. You nudge him playfully and he stumbles to the side, nudging you back harder.

You sigh in relief, you're glad to see that he's atleast acknowledging you.

"Okay let's go!" Chiyo grabs your hand and Hairo links his arm around yours, pulling you towards out the house. The others follow you three out, meanwhile Saiki is having a crisis of his own.

Y/n is way too close to my friends for my liking , what should i do?

Saiki watches you joke around and laugh with the others, walking through neighborhoods and asking for candy.

He's getting nervous now, seeing you actually get along with Teruhashi and cracking more jokes with her.

He bumps into Nendou, who starts interrogating him.

"Woah buddy, why is your face so pale? Ah I see, you're scared of the decorations put up, don't worry I'll keep you safe" He grumbles as he places his jacket over Saiki's shoulders.

You finally look back at Saiki, it's like you've been avoiding him this entire night. You flash him an apologetic look, indicating that you're sorry for not acknowledging him this whole time.

He just gives you a thumbs up, poking fun at your habit of always throwing up a thumbs up. You return the favor, turning your attention back to Kaidou picking out his favorite candies and giving them to you.

"Saiki actually gets cooler once you get to know him longer" Kaidou tells you, his shoulder practically stuck to yours. You instantly agree, adding on about how he's not actually emotionless but really considerate.

Saiki's tense shoulders relax, he takes a deep breath in and gives himself a massage on his wrists. He really was nervous for nothing, you're not a threat to his already formed friendships.

He was actually afraid you might take his friends away, no wonder he's been acting so weird since you got here. He hated to admit it but he saw you potentially ruining his friendships with how outgoing you are.

In reality, you did not affect his relationships at all.

He decides to enjoy the night, he just couldn't stop staring at how you still looked like a genuinely nice person even with fake blood all over you.

Saiki shakes his head, he still disliked how he was getting comfortable with you. You just always seemed to create a welcoming atmosphere wherever you went.

Good grief, Saiki glances at his heavy bag of candy. I guess this could be worse.

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After everyone had left, you asked Saiki if you could stay at his for a bit. You hate being home alone and your parents are working super late again.

He agrees, only if you give him his favorite brand of candy in exchange. You groan, hesitantly grabbing the strawberry flavored bars from your bag. You show him your palm, the candies crinkling as he grabs him quickly and slips them into his own bag.

"Thanks" He mutters, dumping his entire candy collection onto the table. He hopes you understand what he is hinting at. He wants to exchange more candies with you as a form of human interaction ..

That sounds really bad, he just wants to interact with you because he feels bad for seeing you in a negative way.

You do get the hint, you follow his lead and you both start hastily trading sweets.

"Hey, give that one back! Don't be greedy" You snap at him, grasping back the king sized chocolate bar he snatched.

"Okay fine, your twin size caramel bar then" Saiki proposes, rubbing his chin as if he has made the most difficult decision ever.

"Hmm" You sit back on the chair, rubbing your temples and thinking hard.

"Only if I get your sour gummies".

"Deal".

You swap candies once again, your hands ripping apart the small packaging. The sour bears scatter in front of you on the table, you shove a gummy to Saiki's face.

"Take it" You insist, waving it in front of his mouth like it's bait. He carefully takes it from your hand, throwing it into his mouth. You let out a soft laugh, you find it funny how he chews.

You try to sneakily take back your caramel bar, but Saiki slams his hand upon yours. Shaking his head, he's still chewing and throws another candy package to you.

"Okay just one more sour bear" He says, picking up another gummy and popping it into his mouth.

"You should totally try this one" You hold up a plastic bag of candy corns, causing Saiki to throw you a disgusted glance.

"Candy corn is the worst, come on" Saiki stands up to get you a glass of water, looking back and seeing you're still shoving your face in candy.

Hours fly by and you're still conversing about how your collection of naked angels is expensive but manageable. Saiki nods intently, focusing on your lit up phone when a notification pops up.

"Doctors appointment at 9am".

He purses his lips, trying to force a calm expression on his face. He's fighting the urge to ask you about it, but he knows you won't say anything.

He throws more mini bags at you filled with sour belts, waiting for you to trade more chocolate bars with him.

"Bet you wish you never traded these" You twirl the multi color strip around your finger.

"Yeah, I really do wish" Saiki mumbles, staring at your eyebags.

He wishes you would tell him whats happening to you, but all he knows is that patience is what he needs.

He gives you a sad look, to which you do not see as you continue blabbering. He smiles slightly.

Maybe you're not annoying anymore.

[sillysnack]

remembering every post in my saiki k twitter series and. here are the headcanons.

why do i have 28 of these? jesus christ. out of all the cast, the ones i'm pretty sure would be really online in canon are chiyo, imu, shun, mikoto, maybe reita, kusuo's a lurker, touma, kokomi...

all of them have a social media presence, duh. but, like...

anyway. since there Are 28 saiki k twitter compilation posts, i have inserted a fuck ton of headcanons 😭😭😭 like these are. sooo many. 😢

[established relationships] torisai, teruimu, mikochiyo, kubokai. classics.

yumesaisaisai friendship (chiyo & kusuo & kusuke & metori)

^ following up on that, kusuo and chiyo like sending to metori items they want bought for them. ("oh but kusuo wouldn't–" whatever!)

teruhashi kokomi's a tv girl fan

they're all lesbians. hit them with the lesbian beam, one by one. i think mikoto's the only one who hasnt outright said shes lesbian in my series

speaking of my lesbian headcanons, one particular post of mine that blew up coincidentally had kokomi calling herself a lesbian and omg some of the comments r so annoying like "ahhh she has a crush on kusuo though" "when did she say that!" like god forbid the lesbian (ME) headcanons xyr favorite characters as lesbian as well 😒

she/he saiki kusuo; she/they imu rifuta

kusuo and shun both eat plain pasta? it's their preference??? it's what made kokomi. stop having a crush on kusuo?!?$?^?^?<????

^ i was eating plain pasta at the time. most of my saiki k twitter posts are just influenced by my daily life. i used to get comments like "these r so creative" thanks. thats all just me. i dont give much thought to those.

one post, i had kusuo tweet out her thoughts on Starbucks' coffee jelly frappe; literally just My actual thoughts that i altered a bit to make it more kusuo-like. i never ordered that frappe again.

kusuo, chiyo, and shun? are fans of project sekai

chiyo's a fan of d4dj, shun's an enstarrie, and imu's a bandori fan (eve oshi :-))

toritsuka reita and teruhashi kokomo are The. strawberry shortcake fans

metori and kokomi are the only ones who are verified (Not the twitter blue one)

kusuo has a separate priv account with zero followers

kokomi has a priv account with only four followers (chiyo, kusuo, imu, and mikoto)

akechi touma is a hater of words like funnily and bookworm.

kusuke and reita are gleeks. thats my fault... i'm bingewatching glee.

omg. following up on the saiki kusuo project sekai player— he is a ichika hoshino oshi

reita has one-sided beef with satou

kusuo does not like whipped cream

nendou created his twitter account with the help of his mom 🩵

imu, shun, and kusuo have broken the fourth wall

aren is a fan of persona 5 and has compared kusuo to akiren. kusuo unfortunately has no idea who he is.

mera and aren have the same part time jobs

one kokomin threatened to bomb kusuo using a photo of kajii motojirou from bsd. this isn't a headcanon, it's just one of my favorite things from the series.

im remembering a lot more but. holy fuck. this post is long 😭

[akirameta84]

Okay guessing who's who in that commission based on information already given and appearance for the Scug Saiki AU-

Saiki is obviously the adult Scug. Even if he wasn't an adult the glasses would give it away.

Akechi, even without the frills, has his bangs giving him away.

Hairo, I think he's the light red one.

Terushi is the dark blue one. The bangs are the indicator.

Chiyo's ribbon gives her away as the orange one.

...Aren has his bomb(s) and scars.

What the fuck happened to Kaido's limbs anyways light blue for him-

.......Mera has a Vulture Mask and Lizard corpse and I am terrified of her-

Nendou is the gray one. The scar over the eye is the tell.

Aiura's hair clip and crystal ball gives her away.

And Toritsuka's headband gives him away. Alongside his very obvious panic.

all correct!! and kaidou is fine, those are just stripes!! it might just look like lighting as well, but teruhashi has gold spots over her body. thats a part of her, not just the lighting

also saikis "glasses" are actually just a shard of glass tied in front of his eyes haha. its not very obvious cause hes not fully visible, though

aren is holding a cherry bomb plant specifically, and aiuras crystal ball is expanded bubble fruit!!

[ao3-saiki-updates]

Teruhashi K's Disastrous Prom Problems

Teruhashi K's Disastrous Prom Problems by beewastakensadly

1. Dance.

Final year of high school.

"It's almost over," Saiki thinks, "Hell is actually almost over." After restarting the year so many times to save Japan, Saiki has actually made it to the actual end of school year.

But, of course, high school would never just end without prom! "Great, I'll have agree to Teruhashi." Saiki thinks, which is really a shame as he really didn't want to go.

Though, as surprising as it is, Saiki is honestly glad he finds out Teruhashi isn't planning on taking him out whatsoever.

(Or, Teruhashi has that panic of "what if she doesn't like me back?" and Saiki's as deadpan as ever. Oh, and our boy also manages to get himself a date.)

Words: 2675, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of GIFTS :D, Part 1 of 100 Writing Prompts

Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, Gen, M/M, Multi

Characters: Saiki Kusuo, Teruhashi Kokomi, Akechi Touma, Kuboyasu Aren, Hairo Kineshi, Nendou Riki, Kaidou Shun, the characters that actually talk anyways

Relationships: Akechi Touma/Saiki Kusuo, Akechi Touma & Saiki Kusuo, Saiki Kusuo & Everyone, Rifuta Imu/Teruhashi Kokomi, Kaidou Shun/Kuboyasu Aren, Hairo Kineshi/Nendou Riki, not really but kinda, Aiura Mikoto/Yumehara Chiyo, also kinda, Saiki Kusuo & Teruhashi Kokomi, Kaidou Shun & Kuboyasu Aren & Nendou Riki & Saiki Kusuo

Additional Tags: Fluff, Love Confessions, Prom, Dancing, Getting Together, Saiki Kusuo is so Done, Oblivious, Cute, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, saiki playing matchmaker, Idiots in Love, No Angst, How Do I Tag, no beta we die like men, i have no idea how to tag this, OOC, Maybe, idk

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40934844

[farfarawayinthelandof]

What characteristics do you think the Saiki K characters would look for in a partner?

CHARACTERISTICS SAIKI K CHARACTERS WOULD LOOK FOR IN A PARTNER

contains saiki, kaidō, aren, nendō, aiura, teruhashi, and chiyo

warnings: swearing

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Saiki

- An average person.

- Plain and simple. Like imagine if someone like Satou actually gave him the time of day. He’d be all over them pls😭

- Also I think kindness would be important. He prefers inner beauty rather than outer beauty. (Looks don’t mean shit to him) But he’d have to hear all of your thoughts and he doesn’t want them to be… like.. bad ones.

- So… yeah. Kindness + averageness

Kaidō

- Someone really cool.

- Preferably with an alternative style as well. Someone he can look up to fashionably

- Also someone who doesn’t mind doing weird shit with him. Like playing kids’ card games or exploring abandoned buildings at night.

- Looks wouldn’t really matter to him.

- I think overall he’d date someone a lot like him or someone the complete opposite of him. Whatever makes life more interesting!

Aren

- Like Kaidō, he’d also like to date someone cool. Like if you have a lot of interests/hobbies, he’d be all over it.

- Also I feel like Aren would date someone if they had a really good sense of style. Like it doesn’t matter what it is, as long as you’re not fashionably inclined.

- I think he’d also want to date someone who really listens to him. Like thats just the vibe I get. So if you don’t mind endless rambling, you’re perfect for each other.

- Looks kind of matter to him, like he’s not going to date someone who he’s not attracted to. But he doesn’t care that much.

- Basically someone as cool as him but also someone who is a lot more chill

Nendō

- When I say he has standards

- Oh my god

- Definitely someone who can keep up with him

- And he’d like someone who doesn’t mind eating ramen literally everyday

- Also he will only date people he finds attractive. I’m sorry but I really do not see him dating someone any other way💀

Aiura

- I see Aiura dating someone who is either exactly like her or the complete opposite

- Also I think she’d really like posting her s/o on social media, only if you’re okay with it though!

- She’d also want a partner who likes going on tons of cute dates

- Attractiveness doesn’t matter to her

Teruhashi

- She’d only date someone she knows people like

- Also someone who is attractive 💀

- I just know her standards are high like up there with Nendō

- I also feel like she’d date someone who she was jealous of

Chiyo

- Literally anyone

- Her standards are so low

- I mean she does really like sweet gestures and cute dates

- But yeah that’s probably it😭

[yeonanak]

(Draft and summary of a dumb fic that I’m no longer writing)

Saiki makes the awful mistake of allowing his friends to throw him and Teruhashi a joint 18th birthday party, since their birth dates are only 10 days apart. It’s loud and crowded, two things Saiki dislikes, but he tries not to mind too much. All of the attention will be on Teruhashi, anyway.

That’s what he thinks. But then the doors open to an extravagant ballroom filled with blue and pink lights, flowers, and jewels. Everyone is wearing gowns, dresses, and suits.

With Saiko’s money, they had gone all out. It looked like an over-the-top gender reveal party.

Saiki and Teruhashi are taken to be seated at the very front of the room, on a stage with their own table facing their guests and the dance floor. With the light shining down on them, Kokomi’s cream dress can be mistaken for white.

Saiki is wary, because he can hear a loaded question hanging in the air. A question filled with panic and overwhelming dread:

Is...this a wedding reception?

His friends are idiots.

There are other tables to the left and right of them seating their close friends, and even some family members. Makoto is giving him rude gestures. Chiyo is giving him an evil smile. Aiura is pouting quite a bit.

Yo’ boss. What’s going on here? I thought this was your birthday party?

Yumehara took advantage of our friends’ stupidity and planned a damn wedding reception without them realizing, he answers back.

Next year can we share our birthday parties? her eyes gleam excitedly.

You’re a Virgo.

The presents he and Teruhashi receive are gender neutral and simple, but their friends get them matching sets in pink and blue. Saiki’s present from Kaido is a pastel pink baking set with a dainty gold whisk, ceramic, cat-shaped measuring spoons, and a cat-printed, pink, plastic spatula. It’s a little cute for his tastes, but he doesn’t mind it.

What he minds is that Teruhashi gets the matching set in blue, but with dogs.

“They match your hair colors!”

“…Thanks, Kaido.”

Worse, from Hairo they get a shared “His or Her” bath towel set and pink and blue 20lb weights.

“You can use these for when you work out! This was the only thing I could find in pink and blue!”

It didn’t have to be pink or blue!

But it’s when Nendo pulls out a small velvet box that his stomach drops to the floor.

When he sets the box on the table in between them, Kusuo makes no move to accept the gift. He even has half a mind to throw it back in his face. Anyone would understand.

See? Even Kokomi is thinking of it. She just can’t because ‘the perfect bishoujo can’t turn down a gift’.

(there’s the other half of her that’s begrudgingly delighted.)

“Thank you, Nendo!” Teruhashi smiles and opens the box to reveal what she was expecting to be a matching set of plastic jewelry. “Friendship rings!”

However, her jaw drops when faced with beautifully cut jewels.

“Oh?” Nendo chuckles, “No, those are wedding rings. Ma told me to give them to someone special. You and Aibou are special to me.”

They did get married! He could hear hearts shatter across the room.

“NENDO.” Kaido and Kuboyasu shriek in horror in the background.

“Oh?”

“What the hell are you doing, moron?!” Aren roars.

“I’m giving Aibou his wedding present.”

“Wedding?” They snap at him like he’s the only stupid one, but then his friends take a long pause, their faces turning several different shades of red and purple as they seem to actually see the room they’re standing in for the first time.

There’s only shocked silence.

Nendo turned out to also be the one who chose the triple tier, chocolate mocha wedding cake. But Kusuo wasn’t going to complain about that. (Teruhashi wasn’t either, happily spoon feeding him bites in between her giggles.)

[stannienight]

saiki k halloween headcanons! (pt. 2)

pt. 1 got reblogged by a huge account and i got like 80 notes omg i felt so overwhelmed <3 i’m glad you liked it! i wish there was an option to reply to replies :(( anyways, here’s part 2!!

toritsuka

- sneaks into a halloween party because all the hot girls are there

- dressed up as the grim reaper so he can cover his face

- knows literally no one

- it’s overcrowded with everyone’s ghost guardians and he’s lowkey getting annoyed

- wants to approach girls but can’t because he’s not supposed to be there

- it’s okay the sights are enough for him </3

chiyo

- has a mental crisis over what to wear

- “should i try subtly matching kaidou...? he’ll probably wear something dark, maybe i should wear this black bodysuit dress... no, that clings to my body too much so it won’t look nice, but the only other thing i have is this weird mario costume... is there really any point, i can’t compete with teruhashi... i should wear something kaidou would like... but what would he like... fuck it”

- ends up wearing the mario costume because she feels the most comfortable in it

- still really wishes she knew what kaidou was wearing

- she looks really cute but doesn’t realise

- goes trick-or-treating with kaidou and saiki, duh

- gets sorta overshadowed by teruhashi and aiura’s sparkle... *sigh*

- kaidou tells her that he loves her costume and she can’t function for the rest of the night

- is very endeared by kaidou’s excitement (but then again, who isn’t)

- scolds everyone who she sees egging a house, but they all think she’s a kid too and ignore her

- she really DOES look cute

aren

- is really excited!

- the first halloween he can spend without wondering “is that blood real or fake...?”

- dresses up as kojirou (james) from pokemon because 1. purple hair and 2. he loves pikachu

- everyone immediately recognizes who he is

- is SO fascinated with the decorations and candy, eagerly takes everything he’s offered

- tries to join the kids egging houses ( “aren no we’re sixteen, we’ll have to go to juvie for property damage” “oh cool i have a few buddies there”)

- kaidou is cute!

- is the only one matching kaidou’s enthusiasm for trick-or-treating and kaidou is Glad

mera

- no costume, but wears all black

- she is only here for food

- if you let your candy basket out of your sight for one (1) second- poof, it’s gone

- trick-or-treating = slow and boring. stealing from kids = fast and easy. work smart not hard

- also tries to steal the eggs people have for egging

- is very good at it actually

- the smaller kids think a real ghost is stealing their candy

- the older kids think their friends stole it and start arguing

- chaos everywhere

- i think she started a war??? she doesn’t care though

- she’s enjoying her stolen candy and eggs at home with her siblings

hairo

- somehow ended up volunteering to chaperone a bunch of kids for trick-or-treating???

- isn’t wearing a costume but everyone thinks he is because of the bandage on his nose

- is fully enjoying honestly

- collects the toilet paper draped on trees and uses it to furiously scrub at egged houses

- kids start feeling bad so they stop egging T_T

- despite all his enthusiasm, he’s very gentle with the kids and they like him

- if he even slightly senses someone needs an errand done somewhere he somehow finishes it without letting the kids out of sight

- the parents are very impressed with his chaperoning skills and give him candy as well <3 

saiko

- decorates his house extensively

- maybe a bit... too much? bro are those actual zombies

- everyone is too scared to go there to trick-or-treat

- he wonders why the hell no one is coming, how is he supposed to give them expensive french chocolates otherwise???

- dumbass there are like zombies in your front yard no one’s going to come

- “whatever, more chocolate for me”

i hope this is still okay, i’m not sure if it’s in-character enough or not T_T

i appreciate every single like, reply, and reblog you drop, thank you!!!

leave asks for hcs!

[pennylanewrites]

I got seven different asks about the College AU so here are some headcanons I have about them! (imagine aiura is in the picture I couldn’t find a good one with all of them)

I definitely didn’t mean to make this so long but I can’t help it I love them all so much<3

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Saiki Kusuo

→ marine!!!biology!!!major!!!!!!!!

→ doesn’t need to study but he still does bc he finds marine life so fascinating

→ read all of his textbooks on the first day bc he was so excited eeeek

→ always wears his germanium ring in class so he can stay hashtag focused

→ him and aiura have to bail toritsuka(didn’t go to college) out of jail once a month

→ speaking of aiura, she somehow has convinced him to go on a date on five different occasions

→ i think after high-school he realised he didn’t mind a kind of casual not-relationship with her

→ lets her hug him to greet him and sometimes he hugs back bc college boys stare a lot and he is just worried for her okay?

→ maybe I’m just projecting bc I kin aiura

→ does not go to parties unless he absolutely has to

→ if he does go to a party he’ll drink something quietly in a corner, just watching the crowd

→ a perv laced Teruhashi’s drink and almost lured her up the stairs so of fucking course Kusuo sprinted to help her, holding her on the way home bc men are drawn to her like bees to honey

→ she didn’t let him live it down ever

→ he rented a studio apartment and keeps it super clean, minimum clutter but enough to look lived in

→ cooks amazing food that Nendo smells from upstairs and next thing you know, they’re all bringing chairs to Kusuo’s apartment and have dinner

→ nothing excuses the fact he makes at least eight servings every time–

→ such a dad to everyone honestly

→ usually studies at a library or teleports back home if there’s a big test

→ mrs. saiki was banned from visiting every two days but she still ends up there somehow

→ not that he minds bc he’s the biggest mama’s boy ever

→ probably graduates a year early

→ doesn’t move away even though he got a job at the aquarium at the other side of the city help–

Kaidou Shun

→ fine arts major you can NOT change my mind

→ doesn’t do good in theoretical subjects but mans can draw some good bowls of fruit

→ wears those stained from the paints t-shirts all the time bc ‘no they’re not dirty it’s art!’

→ him and aren have small designated spaces in their apartment so they can focus on their hobbies/studying

→ his corner at the living room has newspapers on the floor to protect it from the splattering paint, some canvases propped up on the wall and a lot of unfinished projects

→ hides all of them when Nendou comes over

→ can not cook or clean to save his life

→ so he calls his mum to help clean up when Aren is at work

→ got over his 8th grader syndrome at some point

→ still wears red bandages bc he’s edgy

→ volunteers at the neighborhood exhibit centre

→ got asked to showcase his own works for a night and hasn’t shut up about it since

→ goes to yumehara for relationship advice and braids her hair as a thank you

→ couples sleepovers with Yumehara and Teruhashi (yes they’re dating shut up)

→ always makes something for Aren at special occasions (birthdays, anniversaries etc)

→ at first he went back home every saturday bc he missed his family :(

→ Aren helps him get over it though!!!!

Nendou Riki

→ got in on a sports scholarship

→ we already know he couldn’t be accepted in a college otherwise

→ in the chiropractic major bc he wants to be one of those athlete doctors

→ has failed way too many exams and classes

→ Hairo helps him so much though!!!

→ the last one in the group to graduate but somehow gets a job first (excluding Saiki)

→ him and hairo get up at 5 am for jogging or to hit the gym

→ and then he goes and gets noodles bc ‘if noodles aren’t for breakfast why do shops open at 6 am?’

→ hasn’t stepped foot in class in months

→ he gets decent grades after failing the first semester and it’s totally not Saiki’s doing

→ he ends up signing up for way too many clubs

→ attends all of the meetings and has so many friends through them

→ I would be his friend too in college honestly

→ a fraternity wanted to get him bc he’s so good at sports

→ he declined bc he does not understand how fraternities even work

→ is the life of EVERY SINGLE PARTY change my mind you can’t

→ whatever you do don’t imagine nendo surprising his boyfriend with flowers after every practice

→ *dies cutely*

Kuboyasu Aren

→ SOCIOLOGY MAJOR

→ idk I just think he would enjoy Marx’s Capital

→ debate club? hell yeah

→ gets in philosophical conversations at the school yard for HOURS

→ kaidou has to drag him away

→ only shops at thrift stores and makes coffee at home bc “capitalism is not accepted in this household”

→ rides his motorcycle to college even though he lives five minutes away

→ grew his hair out in a mullet again and he looks *chef’s kiss*

→ thought he would be moving too fast if he asked Kaidou to rent an apartment together

→ aiura convinced him it was fine

→ cooks kaidou’s favorite foods every day

→ participates in student rallies, human rights protests etc etc

→ comes home with bruises and kaidou thinks he looks so hot but still yells at him

→ Aren’s favorite place to study is his balcony or at a coffee shop

→ always with kaidou! cute boyfriends who do everything together!!

→ gets so drunk when they go out

→ drunk karaoke with kokomi yes yes yes

Hairo Kineshi

→ did someone say Athletic Training?

→ does every single sport and is amazing at it

→ will cheer for his bf if they have a game at the same time though

→ it was his idea to move in together bc ‘hey we’ve been dating for three years now might as well’

→ volunteers at a nearby elementary as a coach for the kids

→ SO GOOD WITH KIDS

→ wants to be a P.E. Teacher and he’s going to be great at it

→ does everything he can at campus

→ helping random clubs, making posters, cleaning up the hallways, helping the cheer squad with their new routine

→ dances ballet as a hobby even though he’s so good at it that he could be a professional

→ makes everything a competition with Nendo so they never get bored

→ once made everyone get up to jog with them and they ended up sleeping on random benches while Hairo and Nendo were halfway across town

→ will punch someone if he sees them catcalling a girl

→ doesn’t drink at all and eats super healthy

→ designated driver for the group’s outings downtown

Aiura Mikoto

→ THEATER MAJOR

→ is so good at stage acting it’s unreal

→ lands the lead role almost every time

→ is also an amazing singer so she gets great roles in musicals as well

→ doesn’t have to get a job bc she gets all her money from doing readings on campus

→ gets coffees and pastries from all the coffee shops around campus and sits Kusuo down so he can taste them

→ they have a little taste-testing date in his apartment until they decide none of them are as good as the ones at Cafe Mami

→ she totally doesn’t make him teleport there every morning and he totally doesn’t listen to her

→ moved in with chiyo bc they wanted a nice place that they couldn’t afford on their own

→ teruhashi told them to move in with her but they already loved their little place

→ aiura’s bedroom is the most comfortable and cozy room ever

→ their apartment is also the hang out spot for the group bc it’s just so homey

→ hangs out with her theatre group a lot, especially after class

→ they can’t compare to her friends though:(

→ everyone goes to her when they’re worried and she loves it bc she’s the mummy of the group

→ she makes everyone coffee and their comfort food before big exams:)

Yumehara Chiyo

→ psychology major one thousand percent

→ you know how they say that people choose psychology bc they don’t know what major they want?

→ that’s exactly what happened except she fell in love with it immediately

→ such a good student!!!

→ always does her assignments on time and still manages to have a social life

→ teruhashi asked her out at the end of their first semester and that’s the first time chiyo missed a deadline

→ practically lives with teruhashi, insisting it’s just to leave aiura alone

→ she’s just IN LOVE OKAY?????

→ would want to be a sorority girl at first

→ changed her mind when she realized how much shit they all talked

→ her and kaidou drink wine and talk about their relationships and studies

→ she’s so sleep deprived it’s unreal

→ she doesn’t need sleep anymore though

→ coffee is her best friend

→ makes asks Aiura for readings twice a week

→ brings all her psychology friends home and they analyze their textbooks

→ once she got the hang of it, she decided to examine Kusuo

→ she told him he needs actual medical evaluation

→ he almost threw her out the window when she offered some Xanax for his nerves

→ chiyo is a neat freak one hundred percent

→ hates when Aiura throws everything on the floor, but she loves cleaning

→ opens her own office after school

Teruhashi Kokomi

→ PRE-MED

→ lesbian doctor :)

→ just wanted to get away from her perv brother at first

→ she always wanted to be a doctor though, preferably a neurosurgeon

→ she’s super duper smart and hates when she gets good grades bc of her good looks:(

→ makes it her goal to show her professors that she’s more than a beautiful girl

→ hasn’t failed a single exam

→ helps everyone with their studies even though she’s drowning in work

→ drops the perfect girl image at college and decides she should try and aim for something normal

→ gets invited to every single party

→ in a knitting club bc it would get disbanded without one more member

→ knits!!!matching!!!sweaters!!!for all of her friends!!!

→ asked Chiyopipi out while drunk

→ never regretted it though

→ her and aren get so drunk when they go out with the group

→ it’s honestly unreal how much they can drink before passing out

→ has to get carried home

→ wakes up after getting drunk and runs to her class before remembering it’s Sunday

→ her penthouse has the perfect view of the sunset and sunrise and is all she could ask for in life

→ does get lonely so she’s practically living with Chiyo and Aiura

→ once she realized she didn’t like boys she made it her goal to get Saiki and Aiura together

→ people wonder how she has so much time to play matchmaker and volunteer while she’s in premed

→ does her internship at a hospital

→ ends up working there as a neurosurgeon after her Doctorate degree

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[j3tblackw1ngs]

Saiki K Christmas Headcanons

Kusuo Saiki

☆ as usual, Saiki will pretend not to care about the holidays at all

☆ yet despite “not caring,” he still ends up celebrating with you at a Christmas party

☆ for the most part, he’s in the corner drinking hot chocolate and watching everyone celebrate

☆ but when you guys put on a movie (and everyone shuts up lmao) he actually gets really invested

☆ i feel like he probably loves Christmas movies because they’re dumb and somewhat unpredictable, and there are so many of them so he won’t get spoilers

☆ he won’t admit this if you ask

☆ you don’t expect him to get you a gift, but despite everything he says, he really cares about you

☆ you don’t know how it gets there, but on Christmas day you find a present with your name on it under your tree

☆ he didn’t put his name on it, but it’s definitely from Saiki

☆ and it isn’t fancy or extravagant but it’s thoughtful and kind of perfect

☆ (you thank him with coffee jelly later)

Kaidou Shun

☆ he thinks about what he’s going to get you a long time before Christmas

☆ he wants it to be completely perfect so you know just how he feels about you

☆ (ask him though and he’ll say something about how Christmas is “just for mere mortals” or how he’s celebrating it to uphold his human identity lmao)

☆ the gift he gets you is thoughtful, but his Christmas card is what stands out

☆ Kaidou really has a way with words, and he pours his heart into it

☆ when you thank him he’ll get really flustered, but he’s overjoyed that it made you happy

☆ (i also feel like he really loves Christmas songs, but he tries to keep it a secret because it’s not “cool“ or whatever. but one day you catch him belting out Mariah Carey and he gets so embarrassed ajsfsjdkjdsf)

Nendou Riki

☆ honestly i feel like Nendou gives really weird gifts 😭

☆ but it’s really the thought that counts, right?

☆ he’s a good cook, so i also like to imagine that he bakes Christmas cookies during the holidays

Kuboyasu Aren

☆ i feel like Christmas probably wasn’t a big thing when Aren was in his gang

☆ so he’s really excited to celebrate it with all his new friends

☆ he’ll entertain you and anything you want to do with him

☆ it’s not that he’s disinterested, it’s just that seeing you happy is what he appreciates most

☆ when it comes to his gift, he doesn’t want to disappoint you

☆ he knows that you’ll be appreciative about anything, but he wants it to express everything he feels about you, as he isn’t the best with words

☆ (considering how he acts in the episode where he gets the confession, it’s clear he takes his relationships really seriously)

☆ i feel like he’s the type of person to get you something you mentioned wanting offhand once

☆ something you wouldn’t have expected him to remember or notice in the first place

☆ of course, you love it and that makes him feel so proud of himself

Teruhashi Kokomi

☆ Teruhashi would give you exactly the right gift

☆ basically just what’s expected of her (she is the perfect pretty girl after all)

☆ she stops by your house to drop it off, but she ends up roped into some activity because of course your family loves her

☆ but she’s secretly really happy about it because she wanted to spend time with you

☆ she catches you under the mistletoe multiple times just by sheer luck

Yumehara Chiyo

☆ i feel like Yumehara loves the whole Christmas season and the romance of it

☆ she definitely watches a lot of cheesy Christmas romcoms

☆ she makes you a really lovely card and a thoughtfully made gift

☆ she also tries to strategically place mistletoe for you to “accidently” find yourselves under

Aiura Mikoto

☆ of course, Aiura always makes it known how much she loves and cares about you

☆ Christmas is no exception

☆ i feel like she goes all out for these kind of things

☆along with a main present she gets you little stocking stuffers

☆ little keychains or lip gloss if you wear makeup

☆ and she definitely gets all her friends little good luck charms, probably based of your zodiacs or something

☆ she won’t let you say that it’s too much

☆ "don’t worry about it, i get tons of cash from fortune telling anyway!”

☆ she also definitely loves singing Christmas songs with you

Mera Chisato

☆ she’s really poor, so she can’t get you anything extravagant

☆ her favorite part of Christmas is obviously the food

☆ she works extra shifts to get gifts for her siblings and one for you

☆ she’s worried that it’s too small, but you love it

Saiko Metori

☆ Saiko has probably been giving you things all season

☆ like a twelve days of Christmas kind of thing

☆ he doesn’t take no for an answer when you tell him it’s too much

☆ (but he pretends he’s only doing to flex, despite not getting anything for anyone else)

☆ on Christmas day, you think that he’s probably lonely in his big house with only his body guards to keep him company

☆ so you suggest that he spends Christmas with you

☆ of course, because he’s still kind of a jerk, he’s like

☆ “why would I want to spend Christmas with you instead of in my huge mansion with all my presents and money?”

☆ “Christmas isn’t all about presents and money. it’s about spending time with the people you love”

☆ he kind of short circuits when you say that, because he can’t believe you love him or that it’s separate from his money

☆ so he spends Christmas at your house

☆ it’s one of the best he’s had in a long time

A/N: Merry Christmas everyone! 

I know it’s technically not Christmas anymore (it’s just past 12am where I am), but I really wanted to post this. Thankfully I’m finally free from the shackles of school (at least for a bit), so hopefully i can write a lot more (i’d love to hear any requests you have). if you don’t celebrate, i hope you had a great day anyway <3

[skania]

Hey you think after the manga ended teruhashi and saiki will start to eventually realize they sincerely love each other and decide to date? And if so what do you think Aiura`s reaction will be? (I always saw her and Chiyo as an ideal pair)

Hi there, anon! Definitely! There's no doubt in my mind that Saiki and Teruhashi will start dating at some point, it's just a question of when lol Knowing them, they'll probably date in all but name for some time until Teruhashi is having dinner at their house every other day and it dawns on Saiki that when his parents tease them and Makoto threatens to kill him, they are actually right because he is basically dating Teruhashi.

As for Aiura, I think she'll see it coming before Saiki does (literally). She'll probably be a little confused at first because of the way she read her own fortune with Saiki, but I definitely think she'll support them 100%. Specially because Aiura herself likes Teruhashi a lot and was awestruck by her aura. (Cute! I personally like her with Aren for some reason but I admit I haven’t really given Saiki ships that much thought aside from SaiTeru lol)

[shunsatan]

Saipsi and English music preference

Kaidou listens to Panic! At the Disco religiously. He likes to tell his friends that he listens to punk rock and heavy metal but the closest he's gotten is We As Human. And that is the only band that he listens to that isnt pop honestly

Aren kuboyasu listens to Queen, Nirvana, and all that good shit. He doesnt talk about it much but he also listens to girl in red. (Now that he isnt a delinquent he's more open to mentioning it though)

Saiki listens to lofi beats to relax or study literally dont talk to me. Also he seems to really like that one big Jpop band with like 12 female members I forgot the name fuck my ass. Nendou is the only person who knows he listens to black pink and twice.

Aside from listening to j-pop bands and anime intros over and over, Nendou listens to OLD CLASSIC country. Shit like "blue ain't your color." He also listens to "retractable penis" "because boobs" and "hey dad I'm in jail" on repeat. One day one of his friends hands him the aux cord and he plays all four of these songs. Everyone is so shocked they cannot move. They look at him in awe as they wish death upon themselves.

Toritsuka also listens to because boobs a lot. But he listens to pop and rock. He listened to a little bit of 6ix 9ine but then stopped when he turned out to be a r*pist because reita does not fuck with that shit. Period.

Mikoto auira listens to girl in red, Nicky Minaj, all that shit. Her playlist goes from "stupid boy" to "girls like girls" in a matter of seconds

Teruhashi doesnt tell anyone what she REALLY listens to (like bo burnham) she also listens to the song "I'm yer dad" do not tell ANYONE. she forces herself to listen to stuff like "I was busy thinkin bout boys" and "girls like you" so that she can maintain her perfect image. She also listens to Disney sound tracks

Imu listens to original soundtracks of musicals and pop

Chiyo ACTUALLY listens to the two songs Teruhashi pretends to like a lot. She likes those songs that make her feel like the boy is talking to her.

Mera listens to the Beatles and Billy joel. Dont come at me I'm so serious.

Hairo listens to Bon Jovi. Songs like "YMCA" "living on a prayer" "just beat it" the straightest song he listens to is fat bottom girls by queen. He has listened to this 5 times in his entire life and it is the only reason he thinks he is a heterosexual.

Akechi listens to blackbear and B-mike OKAY LISTEJN he listens to songs that teach morals and have lessons. Or else he feels like he doesnt get anything out of it. Also I think it's so funny like saiki cant tell what he's listening to with his headphones on because he has such fast thoughts aND HE PULLS OUT AND IT IS FFGUCKING "HOT GIRL BUMMER" GOODBYE.

Whenever Hii finds an artist she likes, the artist immediately catches a scandal. Anyway she likes Melanie Martinez and the song "girls just wanna have fun" dont ask me why I dont know why but I know. I know. I know this is the truth.

[hydrangeasimagination]

Dungeons and Dragons Headcanons

Okay... I got super into DND recently, thank my darling friends for that. I've made my first character and currently am playing my first campaign! Bunch of shit has happened.

But anyway, I was sort of thinking about some DND headcanons for the animes I write for!

I couldn't think of anything for Kakegurui. They love their games but DND isn't really about gambling, even if you need a lot of luck for it.

So, here! I'm writing for two per fandom...

I'll be writing about one player and the DM!

~ Dari

BNHA

Bakugo Katsuki

a long suffering DM of which players consist of: Yuga, Mina, Denki, Hanta, and Fumikage

hosts DND in the common room, schedules it only after checking everyone has time and is pretty flexible with times

passion he carries goes into the dramatic and well-detailed scenes he creates

he is so good at setting the mood and riling up the characters his players act as, it's ridiculous, but really it's just him going in depth to analyze the characters they play

actually very creative, making things and pieces specifically for the campaign

also a little shit and likes throwing them into random situations where they have to survive, always keeps them on their toes

gives everyone in the room anxiety by just saying, "roll a perception/luck check"

his vocal range is surprisingly vast too, his entire disposition just shifts whenever he's doing a different character and you can always tell which reoccurring one he's acting as

current favorite character is a lawful good tiefling fighter that may or may not be the son of the King of the Underworld and a cocky, nearly sadistic, chaotic neutral human rogue that works as an assassin (Okamoto Nobuhiko's other roles, cookies for the ones that can guess which two)

gets frustrated easily though and his players do not help at all; "NO, YOU CAN'T ROLL FOR THE NPC'S BOOB SIZE!" (another guess as to who he's talking to)

Tokoyami Fumikage

his character is just like him in a way, being a lawful good warlock Aarakocra

okay, he is SO fuckin' extra and his penchant for poetry and theatrics really helps him here

his descriptions could be as vivid as Bakugo's if he allowed them to be, but mostly wants to leave to up to the imagination

his character is mysterious and how he acts and speaks his so cryptic

he and Bakugo actually work together to make worlds and create stories, weaving reveals and learning of each other's secrets in the best way

ridiculously lucky rolls almost all of the time, his dice aren't loaded as he's rolled with others' dice to get the same result

it'd be frustrating if it wasn't so cute seeing him light up the slightest bit at an especially high roll

when people ask him how he manages to get so many high rolls, he just bluntly says that he prays to the gods

which he definitely was, to Bishamonten, one of the seven gods of luck; specifically the god of fortune in war and battles (he's also associated with dignity)

I'd like to think he is himself is a bit of a patron to the moon god Tsukuyomi so he likely prays to him as well

Real Quick, What the Others Are:

Aoyama Yuga - lawful good cleric high elf, also a noble

Ashido Mina - chaotic neutral monk tiefling

Kaminari Denki - neutral good bard half-elf

Sero Hanta - chaotic good rogue human, Pirate King!!

Saiki K

Kaido Shun

plays a chaotic good sorcerer high elf with a penchant for long, winding story lines with complicated and often cliche sort of execution

but he's so enthusiastic and passionate about playing that it's hard to get angry with him

his DND group consists of their DM Kusuo, and the players; himself, Aren, Riki, Metori, Kokomi, and Chiyo (Hairo's just not into it)

has really low rolls in some stats but proudly totes around his highest strength and HP, his lowest rolls are his charisma though despite his modifiers

he manages to still pull through though?? Somehow??

his highest modifiers though are for "stealth" and "perception" since he's one of the few that thought through what he needed the most

gets good luck charms to get higher rolls and often prays to Greek gods for luck

each of his dice sets are pretty edgy and nice looking, even taking up on making them not only as gifts for his friends but as a sort of

his monologues, though a little lengthy, they're full of emotion and he acts incredibly well

not good at making split second decisions and that's often detrimental to him and his not so good saving throws

Saiki Kusuo

the very self-serving DM, that realizes that if he sets a time once a week for them to hang out that he doesn't have to deal with them for the rest of it

the best person to have as the DM, ngl, as he keeps order and people on track while encouraging banter and dramatic scenes between characters

won't admit it but he's always looking forward to sessions since well... they're all hanging out under his own terms and if he reschedules, they don't force him outside

uses his powers to make the entire thing more realistic and immersive

including making images of their characters/NPCs and cloaking it as their own imaginations conjuring the mirages

has extensive knowledge of everything and will tell you facts without looking at the books

even occasionally helping his players with rolls(via psychokinesis) and such if they're in a tight spot

can be absolutely merciless when it comes to things like them doing ridiculous things and not allowing them to have extra rolls when he's already given them pity ones

hates that Kokomi has high rolls on everything because that means she's shamelessly flirting with all the NPCs he has to play and he has to respond

favorite NPC to play is himself: a bored, very annoyed god that wants nothing more than to observe

What the Others Are:

Kuboyasu Aren - chaotic good barbarian tiefling

Nendo Riki - neutral good ranger orc

Saiko Metori - chaotic neutral paladin triton

Teruhashi Kokomi - lawful good wizard high elf

Yumehara Chiyo - neutral good monk half-elf

[producktions]

ok im always asking about saipsi i know but... saipsi (kbsk if u wanna. u already talked abt it and there are no fanfics ik but) and imu😳

ITS OK I LOVE IT A LOT IM GLAD I GET TO TALK ABOUT IT

Saipsi

Favorite character:

KAIDOU!!! HE'S A BLESSING I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

Least favorite character:

Makoto lolol

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon):

-IMUTERU!! BLESSED GFS

-KBSK CUZ THEYRE CANON

-Saikai!!!!!

-Aiura/Chiyo cuz YES LESBIANS

-Toritsuka/Akechi is random but. i like it hdjdjf

Character I find most attractive :

IDK TBH...Prolly Teruhashi cuz I'm gayee hdkdmg

Character I would marry:

KUUSUKE,,,

Character I would be best friends with:

Probably Chiyo!!! She talks a lot and she seems like the most likely I'd hang put with qwq

A random thought:

Kaidou is bi and autistic thanks for coming to my Ted talk

Unpopular opinion:

I DONT..LIKEY....KUBOKAIDO AS A COUPLE....they're dumbass friends tho

My canon OTP:

Imuteru cuz she literally said she loves Teruhashi and gave her a hug so if that's not canon then idk man

My non-canon OTP:

Sobs...kbsk........they deserve better than this ;_;

Most Badass Character:

SAIKI HE LITERALLY STOPPED A VOLCANO I THINK THATS PRETTY BADASS

Pairing I'm not a fan of:

Kubokaido lol

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another)

MAKOTO CUZ WHY DOES HE HAVE TO ACT LIKE THAT

Also Kuusuke cuz I honestly don't know if he hates or likes Kusuo as his brother or not, he gives me mixed signals lol

Favorite friendship:

KUBOYASU AND KAIDOU!!! THEY'RE HILARIOUS ANDNSHARE ONE BRAINCELL I LOVE THEM

Kbsk

When or if I started shipping it:

WHEN I FIRST WATCHED IT I WAS LIKE HUGE EYE EMOJIS AT KUBOYASU ARGUING WITH AREN ALL THE TIME...it's one of my fav dynamics so ofc I hooked on it bdjdjd

And ur headcanons/fanarts just made me latch onto it EVEN MORE so yeah it's big Saipsi otp uwu

What makes me happy about them:

I LOVE HOW THEY'RE ARGUING ALL THE TIME BUT THEY ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER I CRI IT MAKES ME EXTREMELY SOFT AND MAKES MY HEART GO DOKI DOKI

What makes me sad about them:

Rarepair hell 😔👊

Things in fanfic that annoy me:

That the only one available is mpreg or incest lol

Things I look for in fanfic:

Content that isnt mpreg. Maybe actual fics hdjdjhdjs

My kinks

More content

Who I'd be comfortable with them ending up with, if not each other:

Teruhashi/Saiko cute :3 Also idk for Kuboyasu maybe his bike LOL

My happily ever after for them:

Them...Getting ma r ried,, and bein happy ,,, and . ,

Imu

How I feel about this character:

BABY GIRL!!! PRECIOUS PRINCESS!!!! LESBIAN ICON!!!!!!!!! I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE'S ADORABLE AND AMAZING AND BLESSED SHE HAS MY HEART AND SOUL

All the people I ship romantically with this character:

TERUHASHI TERUHASHI TERUHASHI TERUHASHI TERUHASHI oh yeah and Chiyo!!!!! Only lesbians in this house

My unpopular opinion about this character:

SHE DESERVES MORE LOVE AND SHOULD GET MORE SCREENTIME CUZ SHE GETS THE LEAST OF IT...CRIES

One thing I wish would happen/had happened with this character:

That she dates Teruhashi instead of getting obsessed over her bro >_>

My OTP:

IMUTERUUUUUUUU

my OT3:

hdjfjf idk....imu/chiyo/teru is possible tho uwu

[ao3-saiki-updates]

Dancing Queen, Young and Sweet

Dancing Queen, Young and Sweet by TheSeaAndTheMoon

teruhashi birthday teruhashi birthday teruhashi birthday

Teruhashi's friends throw her a 'surprise' party

(teruhashi gets the best birthday ever cause its what she deserves uwu) i suck at summaries but pls read

Words: 2466, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Teruhashi Kokomi, Saiki Kusuo, Yumehara Chiyo, Aiura Mikoto, Mera Chisato, Nendou Riki, Hairo Kineshi, Saiko Metori, Rifuta Imu, Saiki Kurumi, teruhashis parents

Relationships: Saiki Kusuo/Teruhashi Kokomi, Aiura Mikoto/ Yumehara Chiyo, Kaidou Shun/Kuboyasu Aren, Hairo Kineshi/Nendou Riki

Additional Tags: all ships in this fic are established, teruhashi gets everything she deserves, which is all the best things, all of these bitches are gay good for them, established saiteru, i gave this fic this title cause i am an abba gay, established background kubokai, established background Chiura, the fact that as far as i can tell there is like One other fic that even mentions chiura saddens me, background established nendario, nendo and hairo are stupid boyfriends and we love them, teruhashi commits canibalism, by that i mean she eats a cinnamon roll, don't ask me if teruhashi knows about saikis powers here i don't know assume ????, teruhashi's birthday, suprise party, Birthday Party, toritsuka wasnt invited, i am a self serving asshole like saiki so saiteru gets a Kith, coffee jelly, makoto is mentioned once but he doesn't exist cause i hate him and want him dead uwu, Tooth Rotting Fluff, The Author Regrets Nothing, chiri betad again, chiri ily thank again, aight i think thats it for tags, validate me im an attention whore, Rated teen for language, despite my campaigning saiki does not say fuck, cause hes a momma's boy, Saiki is a Momma's boy, kuboyasu and kaidou are little shits, aiura chiyo and imu are not sneaky, this is a little in the future so saiki is a little more open, maybe teruhashi does know about his powers, whos to say, TeruSai, the author is a little bitch who wrote this before going to sleep, and couldn't fall asleep cause she was giggling like a school girl over a crush, cause her otp had a kith, in a fic SHE wrote, i say i ship terusai like i dont actually ship teruhashi x happiness, but as far as im concerned, saiki is a person who makes her very happy uwu, yumehara and aiura h/ld h/nds, i cry thinkin about how saiki care teruhashi, i just a simple teruhashi simp, I LOVE TERU, okay Now im done with tags, thats it, enjoy pls!!! :)

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