Oh my god, “That’s the thing about Bev—she just went for it” is EXACTLY the sort of energy Ganondorf needs to have! I’m surprised I wasn’t able to put it into words sooner.
This is the guy who, upon discovering a brand new special interest in magical music, immediately built a working pipe organ out of scraps of metal lying around in his room and taught himself how to play it in the time between when Octavo put Barriara to sleep and the player woke her up. If he were in BotW Zelda’s place, the second Rhoam tried to stand between him and his fascination with technology, he would’ve either locked him in the dungeon and replaced him with a Cherry style personal assistant animatronic nightmare Rhoam that gave him Official Royal Permission to spend his whole day in the labs or arranged for Dearest Papa to have a Very Unfortunate Accident where he just so happened to find himself beneath the wheels of his son’s Ancient Motorcycle while the keys were in the ignition. I suspect his literally stapling a Tear of the Kingdom to his own forehead might also be a manifestation of this. Of course he’d have something in common with the aspiring mortician who joined the Communist Youth Party solely to try to get a glimpse of Lenin’s preserved body (only to immediately quit in disgust when she found out the tour bus wasn’t going to the mausoleum) and married a Californian GI to get access to the museum where the stuffed celebrity horse that ignited her passion for taxidermy was being kept!
Even his obsession with vengeance is done with the laser-focused obsessive precision of the artists’s son teaching himself how to build a crossbow to avenge the death of his beloved pet pigeon! Rancor is the evil twin of love, and both are pursuing with all-consuming passion! The true opposite of love is bland, unmoving indifference!
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2022 Oscar-Nominated Short: “Affairs of the Art”
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AFFAIRS OF THE ART:
Beryl the artist
Jealous of sister’s success
Middle aged breakdown
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the way they sometimes introduce fish to lakes cracks me the fuck up because they literally will just drop a bunch of them out of an airplane
imagine that happening in the warrior cats universe. dudeheart, respected warrior of riverclan is trying to chill and enjoy the five minutes of peace he has today. his new apprentice is a dipshit. the deputy is on his ass. thunderclan is up to something weird. he just wants five minutes. five goddamned minutes to himself to sit and organize his thoughts.
and then a giant metal bird screams by and dumps a fuckton of fish into the lake
what do you even say after that. what do you even do. it never fucking ends for dudeheart. it's always fucking something
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