#ahahahahaha.....

[qqueenofhades]

And now Trump is literally running scared of debating Kamala:

God, everything is beautiful.

[cokoweee]

Hmmm hmm hmm hmmmmmm. Yeah the sticky note name was fitting after all

[suckmyarschkarte]

paralympics 29.08.2024

[galaghiel]

what remnant does to a mf

[inkykeiji]

very much thinking about roleplaying that classic bored lonely housewife x handsome horny delivery man with vox (*/ω＼*)

he just shows up at the penthouse’s front door after the shoot for this ad, still dressed in this costume, box and all, and shoots you that sleazy lopsided smile, going ‘hello, pretty lady. you ordered a package?’ like the cliché 1950s cheeseball he is ♡

[sableeira]

not to doom post on main but this looks very much like fyodor received the antidote to the poison

[clovreat3r]

SMILING FRIENDS IS COMING BACK YEAAHAHAHAAHAAAA

I fricking love Charlie

[wolfavens]

priya's new ciudad enamorada place 🪴

[kuro-is-doodlin]

I swear I'm normal about this design, so, sooo normal

Can you blame me though?

[brynn-lear]

Bro is adorable just saying

[shima-draws]

Rotating him in my head like a microwave

[wroteclassicaly]

popsicle - eddie (idk if you've seen jawbreaker but there's a scene there involving one so maybe you could do something with that or just do what you want lol)

Warnings: Language, some smut, food play, and NSFW.

~*~

“Yeah, that’s a good boy. Suck on it for me, baby.”

The red shimmer of your boyfriend’s icy treat along his stomach, wound into his happy trail, was it left behind, it glistens as he stretches, a moan escaping from deep within his diaphragm in response to your demand. Still, he does as told, letting you push your fingers through his frizzy curls, cupping his head to help push him up enough that he can wrap his swollen lips around the popsicle. You coo at him in encouragement, petting his crown, letting your fingers squeeze along in a splay across his neck’s nape. You’re pretty sure that you’ve mostly played with this, rather than enjoyed it after being outside doing lawn work for Wayne all day. At first, it had been about sharing, until you saw the way he attacked the tip, using his tongue to suck excess juice of his mouth’s corner, then it became a primal instinct coming from you… to take over.

Eddie let you use his handcuffs on him, both of you having stripped down, watching as you settled beside him, legs wide open to give him an eyeful. Sopping wet from the thought of tormenting him, he couldn’t deny how he was salivating, craving to lick you. Just as you began giving the sugary ice a nice deep suck, making him tug on his restraints. Finding his inner thigh wasn’t hard (but holy fuck, was he), pathing that until his stomach dipped and twisted at the coolness and your control, that was rewarding. Finally, edging it up his body to reach his throat and his neck, watching him eagerly accept it, that you had you grinding into nothing, begging him to give you a personal show.

“There we go. I knew you had it in you, Eddie. So good for me, so obedient.” His cock kicks up, a trail of slick connecting to the dried juice.

You’re in absolute awe. This is gonna be a messy night.

[figmentof]

When you're watching other movies or other tv shows, do you ever think about an actor's wardrobe and how heavy or uncomfortable it might be because I feel like you do have a unique insight. It's a terrible thing in terms of my experience being such a consumer of movies and television and such a little fanboy. And now because of the context, my family wants to kill me so much of the time.

Pedro on being hyper aware as an actor watching other things - Hot Ones (March 9th ‘23)

[assjuice4ever]

DC incorrect quotes:

Y/N: I'm ready to throw my dignity away to have Jason back.

Damian: You have been with Jason, dignity is not something you have anymore.

[sunlit-mess]

IS YOUR HH AU THE REASON WHY YOU WERE WATCHING HELL’S KITCHEN RELIGIOUSLY ORR—?

I've been obsessed with Hell's kitchen/Kitchen Nightmares, etc. Anything that involves Gordon Ramsay ever since 😂😭🍽