#ahahahahhah

[redwhiteandmorallygay]

gonna promo my writing oop (https://archiveofourown.org/works/49608466/chapters/125208253)

[lushgreenmoss]

blep

the painful process has gotten to me. so has my adhd.

[traffic-smp-headcannons]

i may sound crazy for this but. skizz-lizzie siblings. no, jimmy and lizzie aren't siblings (not by blood at least), jimmy is pearl and grian's brother. but... ANYWAYS. I don't know where this idea came from but imo they're a very underrated duo so... ya :3

Ender/Fae genetics, Skizz got more of the first half of that and Lizz(ie) got more of the second. (And then Skizz died and came back able to shapeshift just like his sister could already do, but that's besides the point)

and of course if we play into one of my very favorite headcanons. imagine. the both of them growing up in the Seelie court (their land was much kinder to mortals, given that their ruler had fallen in love with one). skizz never quite fitting with the magical aspects, never understanding the thrill everyone else seemed to get from the Hunt. never quite perfecting the laws they have to abide by. meanwhile lizzie shaping up to be the perfect next ruler of the court, and yet still finding time for her little brother. helping him realize things about himself (*winks in transmasc*) even though she doesn't quite understand it (after all, the faeries are magical creatures, borne of it, exactly how they want to be in every way).

then one day skizz makes a friend on the edge of the forest's border! a mortal, half-demon and half-rock giant, who tries to kill him at first sight (before realizing that wait, nope, that's one of the fae, BAD IDEA). They get over it and become Besties. and skizz gives up some of that immortality, that magic, in order to well and truly live. mortality sounds fun! Lizzie, of course, sends him off with a smile and a reminder of her love in the form of some (non-magic-imbued) pastries. Skizz comes back two weeks later with some new friends in tow, stays a few days, leaves, comes back again. It continues.

And then one day, he brings another friend with him: a human, some kind of mage, with a streak of green in his hair. and gods, if lizzie isn't (internally) struck dumb at the sight of him!

At least she's subtle, though. The cute human is so obvious, turning into a blushing mess whenever he tries to talk to her, and honestly it's a little embarrassing at this point!

...doesn't change the fact that, a few years later, skizz comes back to the court for a very special occasion. Seems this lineage has a bad habit of falling for mortals, one way or another!

-mod enen

[jeanblvd]

when you’re fawning over your fav idol in front of him

jealous bf, suggestive

eren x reader

“Woah, he’s hot,” you comment when the screen reveals your favorite singer’s new look in the music video. Eren, who had just entered the room, holding popcorn, stills for a moment after hearing you. Then, turns to observe the screen.

“Damn, you’re right.” He walks over, placing the popcorn down and leaning over you as his arms cage you. “But I’m still hotter right?” A smirk settles on his face when you bring your eyes to your boyfriend.

You scoff. “You wis—” Before you could finish speaking, he cuts you off with his lips on yours. It was difficult to resist with how good his soft lips felt against yours. His arms move to your waist, easily pulling you on top of him as he swiftly places himself on the couch. His lips finds yours again, not wasting a second. Each touch sends electricity through your skin and a warmth finds its way to your stomach. And you’re left wanting more when he finally pulls away.

“You were saying, baby?” he whispers, lips descending to your neck. The music video on the screen is now left unattended. Your eyes were hooded, but you still found it in you to tease him.

“That he’s hotter?” you say, breathless. He knew you were teasing, because he bites at a spot on your neck, making you yelp before pulling away. He pushes your hair behind your ear and whispers lowly:

“Try again.” Eren’s lips are on yours once again, hands playing at the hem of your top, continuing to provoke you with his touch until he gets the answer he wants.

[buddhaamitabha]

For you lawwwwwww shoe your doctor what class looks like. Tell em I sent cha! Tell Em let emmmmm know!

BUDDHA MERMAN HELP AHHAHSHAHSAHBSHHA

Truth be told I was obsessed with Barbie as a kid and he looks like a male Barbie thinking about it... Yanno I should draw that someday.

Buddha Mermaidia is in 2024's bingo now./j

[userblaney]

HELP WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN GUS FRING FROM BREAKING BAD IS GOING TO BE GRAND MARSHAL FOR VEGAS

[meezer]

why would you invite random ass people to the hangout especially without asking or telling the other participants. lame and annoying. I'm tired

[pekodayz]

A sunset??? 👉👈 d'awwwwww

yeah u remind me of that for some reason. heh..

[kithtaehyung]

you rb yoonjin content was the signal i needed to reread hit; record 😩

Them talking about you before you go read🥴🥴

[returnofahsoka]

Might be a bit obvious for your blorbo bingo, but Loki? Or if that's already been asked, Luffy?

excellent choices both of them!!

loki

my scrunkly. the god of stories. bestie, beloved, bastard. suddenly i wanna rewatch every mcu movie with him no i don't know where that came from don't ask me

aaaaand. monkey d luffy my beloved

he's good he's so so so good. i get it now. i get it. he just goes and. changes lives huh? just like that. he warps everything around him, he has a gravitational force, he's a star, a sun, and everyone else just circles around him. main character of the UNIVERSE. specialest little guy, but not because of his powers or smth, he is just like That. hehe silly pirate no wait actually he's so much more

[moonwonuu]

immune na po mama ko sa kalokohan namin ni kuya 🥹 MAMA HINDI NAMAN AKO NAKIPAG TANAN EH 😭🤺

[rocks-with-googly-eyes]

dude what if what if math makes me want to fucking explode

GOT ONE THING WRONG AND I CANT FUCKING DO ANYTHING ANYMORE

wtf >:[

[pixiecaps]

eng: Theres things I haven’t shown but I hope to post them soon in a vlog :) Dont expect an epic vlog like rubius ahahahahhah I am bad at recording vlogs

RORIER WAS RWVOEDING THERES GONNA BE A VLOG I REPWAT THERES GONNA BE A VLOG

[fcthots]

gus definitely lays on jason’s back when he sleeps and proceeds to step on his head. no doubt

-🪻

AHAHAHAHHAH. THIS HAS HAD ME DOUBLED OVER FOR FIVE MINUTES.

Jason has taken to sleeping on his stomach after The Incident™️.

A few months ago Jason was sleeping on his back with you curled up in his arms. Gus had fallen asleep in the junction of Jason’s neck and was peacefully resting

At first.

Gus got fussy and decided that the only place befitting for cat of his status to sleep on was Jason’s face. Gus gently clambered on up and plopped down on Jason’s face. What Gus did not realize, because he was a cat, is that Jason was already having a nightmare.

So while Jason would have ordinarily woken up, his dreams just incorporated it in. You were lucky that you woke up when Gus got up. You were lucky that Jason’s hand twitched (he was reaching up to unsuccessfully tear the hand off this mouth in his dream). You were lucky that you didn’t fall back asleep. But you opened your eyes and Jason was struggling to breathe and turning blue.

Gus was fast asleep and very upset when you moved him from his comfortable spot.

Suffice to say, Jason sleeps on his stomach now so Gus has less of a chance of smothering him in his sleep. Plus, Gus likes sleeping on Jason’s back better. Jason would love to say that the scratches on his back are from you when Dick spots them during training

But no

Jason’s obese cat was making biscuits on his back last night. How is he supposed to explain that to Dick? Fuck it, he’s just gonna lie and say it was you. He’s just gonna lie and say that you two had sex last night and totally didn’t spend half the night trying to trim Gus’s claws with oven mitts and Jason’s Red Hood armor.

[tubborucho]

“I am fucking pregnant. Where can I claim my child support, mr. Bunny?”

CRAZY LMAO SVSJSNHSJS AHAHAHAHHAH LMAO