#ahh ok for reals now i will shut up

[rainbowsunshinegeesus]

i just went to some church thing and i found someone who said they remember me from high school 😦 which means they probably remember me walking round the school looking like this

[chlorinecake]

𝐉𝐎𝐘𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐊 - a yjw oneshot 🕹️

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: a fun gaming session with your bsf leads to a night full of steamy shenanigans

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: gamer!roommate!jungwon x reader

𝐜𝐰: swearing, kissing, teasing, hickeys, y/n gets her boobies fondled, oral (f. & m. receiving), mentions of other enhypen members

𝐰𝐜: 3k | not proofread, written quickly

You sighed, “I wish more people in the world cared about Roblox… it saved my life, bro.”

“That was easily one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard you say.”

“What?”

“I said-”

“EVER! Wanna play COD Mobile instead?”

“Bruh, that game is so mid.”

You scoffed at his remark, bringing a flared hand to your chest. “I’m goated at COD mobile, averaging like 100 kills per match. People praise me for that.”

“Because it doesn’t take skill?” He made it sound like a question, when he was really making a statement.

“Mkay. I bet I’d still whoop your ass on console, but we don’t have to go there.”

A hint of ambition sparkled in his eyes at the challenge. “Oh yeah? And what are we betting here?”

“Hmm,” you thought for a moment, “If you win, I’ll fix you a victory snack.”

He nodded at the enticing offer, “And if you win? Which you won’t, but-”

“The bragging rights will be enough for me, but you could always fix the broken shower head in my bathroom so I can stop using yours,” you interrupted confidently.

Jungwon forgot all about how you broke your shower head last week. You told him it was an innocent mistake, but his mind obviously wandered to other places once you told him. By now though, he had already gotten used to sharing a bathroom with you, so he didn’t feel any urgency to repair it. Still and all, he understood how you might want your private space back. “Ok. Fair enough,” Jungwon agreed.

He handed you a controller, waiting for you to join him at the loading screen. Setting up your gear and choosing what weapon you wanted, the match eventually started. Needless to say, you didn’t stand a chance against Jungwon and his team of CPU’s, feeling sore from defeat.

A prideful smile waved over his features, showcasing his prominent dimples. “Sooo,” he began, “I would like your leftover Twix bar from the fridge cut up over two scoops of vanilla ice cream. Don’t forget the sprinkles.”

You pouted, handing him the overheating controller. “I’m not fixing you a damn thing. You probably cheated!”

His eyebrows raised, “First of all, cheating is for weenies. Second of all, a deals a deal!”

“Ugh, fine. I’m charging tips, by the way.”

“Not a chance, crook. Unless,” he caught your attention as you got up from the living room couch, “you wanna go for another round?”

“No, that’s alright. I think I'm gonna just watch you play the game for now. You could invite Heeseung, too, if you want.”

“You sure?”

“Yeah. I’ll be back, okay? I gotta use the bathroom real quick.”

Walking into the bathroom, you closed the door behind you, taking off the bra that had been killing your back for the past 12 hours. You didn’t know where else to put it, so you hid it under Jungwon’s bathroom cabinet before leaving.

“When do you ever wanna play games with me? Are you with Riki or something?” Heeseung asked from the headset.

“No, I’m with ____. She needs some testosterone in her life and wants to watch us play I guess.”

“I can think of a few ways to help her with that,” Jungwon could hear the smirk in Heeseung’s voice.

“Shut the fuck up and join me already.”

“What? It’s not like you’ll ever have the balls to make a move on her, anyway,” Heeseung chuckled. “How long have you know her for again?”

“Since the first day of college.”

“Damn, and you’ve barely even grazed first base.”

“She’s still sacrificing her free time to hang out with me, so I don’t see the loss here?”

“Look, buddy. Your rizz needs an upgrade. These cute little gaming nights you have every weekend needs an upgrade. Your wardrobe needs an upgra-”

“I get it, asshole.”

You came back with the snack he requested, eliciting a dramatic applause from your goofy ahh friend.

“Your majesty,” you bowed playfully, placing the bowl of ice cream on the desk in front of him.

You filled in the space next to him, resting an elbow on the arm of the sofa, your nipples now on full display through your thin shirt.

“Are you cold,” Jungwon asked, eyes not quite meeting yours. You meant to reply, but he was already reaching his hand out to grope your chest, using a thumb to smooth out your hardened buds with his warm touch. You eyes widened in shock.

“Woah- mmm, n-no, I’m okay” you stuttered, Jungwon smirking at how flustered you appeared.

What the actual fuck was that!?, you thought to yourself.

He went back to casually talking with Heeseung again as if he didn’t just rub your nipples…

You usually enjoyed watching Jungwon play the game, but now, you couldn’t take your eyes off of Jungwon’s pretty hands. The way his delicate thumbs maneuvered the joystick of the controller sent your mind into a daze.

“Hold up, Hee, I’m gonna put you on mute for a sec,” Jungwon said, handing you his controller before mouthing the words “play for me” with a catty smirk. He adjusted his headset over your head, bringing a finger up to your seal your lips. “Shhh,” he warned.

You knew Heeseung wasn’t actually on mute because there was an open mic symbol on the corner of the screen.

What’s he up to now?, you wondered.

Kneeling between your legs with greed, Jungwon’s fingers tiptoed to the waistband of your shorts. He paused before asking, “is this okay?," and you simply nodded in response. He smiled, tugging your shorts and underwear past your hips, knees, and ankles, stuffing them under the sofa.

He gawked at your wetness, your lips swollen with need. Heeseung started the match, and that’s when Jungwon started taking kitten nips at the sensitive flesh between your thighs, leaving a few marks. He blew at your heat before finally using his fingers to explore your folds.

“Cute,” he must’ve noticed the way your pussy pulsed in anticipation. Attaching his lips to your throbbing clit, he sucked it into his mouth, alternating with his fingers when breaking for air. He hummed at your taste, adding to the pleasurable sensations.

You tried focusing on the game for Jungwon’s sake, but you couldn’t resist the urge to reach for a handful of his hair and gently grind against his face.

“You’re doing so good for me, baby, just stay focused,” he said in between slurping at your wetness that never sounded so foul til now.

Did he just call me baby?

He inserted a finger into your tight hole and started pumping in and out of you, curling up to stimulate your g-spot. You were struggling to keep your moans in, rolling your eyes to the back of your head as he finger-fucked you. He looked up, noticing that you had fully abandoned the controller. “Keep playing or I won’t let you finish,” he purred.

“Fuck,” you panted quietly, how do you expect me to do that?”

“Don’t make me repeat myself, ____.”

You picked up the controller and started playing again. Heeseung was now swearing over the mic like a madman. “Bro, you’re really not helping out our stats here by letting the enemy clap your cheeks,” he scolded, but you weren’t really paying attention to his voice anyway. Jungwon dove back into your heat, licking rough stripes against your clit as he inserted a second finger. “Mngh,“ you mumbled dizzily, clenching around him.

“What?” Heeseung asked confused, having heard your noise.

You reached to mute the headset, but Jungwon gave you a look that told you not to test him. You gave in, and succeeded in holding back your whimpers, but your heavy breathing continued.

“Dude, I’m literally never playing the game with you agai- HOW THE FUCK DID I JUST GET DIED?”

One last thrust of Jungwon’s fingers, and you were finally coming undone, shaking from the intense wave of pleasure that washed over you. Slender fingers glided in and out of your needy hole, his knuckles adding to the delightful stretch. The match ended shortly after you came down from your high.

Jungwon licked his fingers clean of you and swapped the controller back. “Sorry about that, hyung. I was eating and didn’t wanna disturb you,” he lied, readjusted the headset on himself.

“Well, I hope it was worth it. Our team forfeited on some elite rewards.”

“You’re welcome,” he teased, which you didn’t know if it was meant for you or Heeseung, because he leaned in to kiss your lips softly, before going in for another match.

Still feeling your orgasm fresh in your viens, you reached under the couch to grab your shorts and underwear, putting them on and getting up from the sofa.

“Hey, what’s up,” Jungwon asked while taking a spoonful of the half-melted sundae into his mouth.

“I-I’m just gonna shower... and maybe go to bed after.”

“Alright. Me and Hee are gonna play one more match and I’ll be in after you. Don’t take long!”

"Dude, you’re abandoning me already? I thoughtyou were gonna help me take these punks to skill-ville," Heeseung whined over the mic.

"You need to immediately repent for saying that," Jungwon cringed.

You made your way to his bathroom with a change of clothes, closing the door behind you.

You entered the shower, trying to wash off the growing heat between your legs and any dirty thoughts associated with your roommate. A few minutes in, you also decided to wash your hair as it had been a week since that last time you did.

That’s when you heard the door open and close, followed by the sounds of clothes being removed and tossed on the bathroom floor. You peeked from the shower curtain, only to find a naked Jungwon standing right there. He didn’t notice you looking, so you pushed the shower curtain back.

“The shower is occupied at the moment, Wonie!”

“I know,” he smirked, entering the shower from the opposite end as if this was yet another casual ordeal.

“May I,” he asked, pointing to the spot you were standing at in the shower. “Oh, sure” you replied, trying not to make things awkward. He reached for the bottle of shampoo and started lathering the honey scented product in his hair and skin. You tried to avoid taking anymore peeks at his toned body so you busied yourself with a loofa and cleansed your skin for what felt a hundred times. By now, you sat idly in the corner of the shower, with bubbles waiting to be rinsed from your body. “Here,” Jungwon motioned for you to return to your original spot. “Thanks,” you said. “Would’ve been nice if you said that earlier,” he poked.

Oh shit.

“Here, let me help you,” he offered, rinsing off the soapy suds that painting your shoulders and back. Somehow, this gesture relaxed you. “Now turn around for me.” You faced him with a chest covered in bubbles. He quickly rinsed your breasts before lowering the shower head to your private, adjusting the water pressure from low to medium.

You could hardly stand up straight from the pressure building up at your center. The throbbing sensation between your legs travelled up to your quivering lips. You moved a hand to cover your mouth, hiding your lewd sounds. Jungwon didn’t mind though, because your squirming is what excited him the most. “Hold still, ____,” he teased, putting the water pressure on high.

Bracing your balance with his free arm, his soft lips met your damp neck, nibbling at the skin. The sensation was so sweet that you finally let your moans out. Developing a mind of its own, your hand reached down to stroke Jungwon’s hardness, a lustful look staining his features.

He groaned into your ear, making you feel more than half crazy. You felt your climax creeping up on you as it became harder to stand up or keep still. Starting to pump him faster, both of you were now on the verge of bussing.

A little voice in your head slapped you back into reality.

This has to stop! He’s my roommate!

You turned the water off from the faucet on the wall, retreating your hand from his member as if it tased you. Grabbing a towel from the curtain rod and covering yourself, you left Jungwon alone in the bathroom.

You went to your room and started to dry yourself off. You couldn’t quite wrap your head around what was happening but a part of you liked it and another part knew it was inappropriate.

You just touched Jungwon’s dick, and yes, it felt really fucking nice, but the thought will likely haunt you til the day you die. He was a good friend of yours, and you didn’t wanna let fleeting feelings ruin it.

You put on the scented lotion from your nightstand followed by your clothes before plopping in your bed. You didn’t bother locking your door because you never had you to worry about Jungwon intruding your privacy. Or at least, that was before today.

You buried yourself under the covers before a trail of footsteps made their way from the bathroom to your bedroom door.

Creak.

The door opened and closed.

Click.

He locked it.

Walking over to your bed, Jungwon sat behind you.

“I know you’re awake, so stop pretending,” he whispered in your ear.

Annoyed, you threw the covers off your head, giving him an exhausted look.

“What do you want, Jungwon? Huh?”

“I could always just show you,” he said, flashing you the sluttiest eyes you’ve ever seen on a man.

“You could’ve waited for me to finish up in the shower before barging in like that.”

“No, I really couldn’t.”

“We’re roommates, Won! Hell, we’re friends!”

“And? What does that have to do with anything?”

“You can’t just fondle my tits whenever you want to, or eat me out on the couch when you’re bored, or join me in the shower because you’re impatient.”

You let that sink in for a moment.

“Did you not like it when I did those things to you? Did you not like the way I made you feel,” he inquired, inching closer towards you on the bed. “Because the way I remember it, you never told me to stop.”

The room fell so quiet that your heartbeat sounded loud.

He reached over to grip your thigh, leaning in for a kiss before shoving his tongue past your lips, but you pulled away.

“Jungwon stop!” You reprimanded, turning your head from him.

He grabbed your chin and proceeded to kiss you.

“Jungwon, I said stop...”

“I can tell you didn’t mean it.”

He continued kissing you, shoving his hand into you panties and going straight to your pussy, sliding his digits up and down your moist folds, sending an ache through your stomach.

“Fuck, baby, you’re so wet for me.”

He called you baby. Again!

He didn’t waste any time to rub circles around your sensitive bud, causing your hips to jerk toward him.

“Stop it!” You raised your voice, pushing him away by his throat. Your hand never looked so small til now.

“Then make me.”

“What?”

“You know I don’t like repeating myself, ____.”

Darkness waved over both your features as you pressed his back flush against the bed, reaching for his drawstring and pulling his sweat pants down. He wasn’t wearing any boxers, so his pink tip sprung up, clear fluid leaking from the tip.

You grabbed his dick, giving it a firm stroke before grazing your teeth down his shaft, eliciting the prettiest whimper you’d ever heard from his mouth. The texture of his veins ran against your tongue as you took half of him into your mouth, using your hand to stimulate the base.

Your head bounced up and down as Jungwon grew dangerously desperate. Tapping your cheek, he guided you off of him to take a breath. Cradling your head in his grasp, he slid you back down until your lips reached his pelvis. “Hollow your cheeks for me, and breath through your nose,” he guided before using your head to please him. Your eyes began to water as his tip hit the back of your throat, causing you to gag a few times, but he ignored it.

“I’m so close, baby, just keep taking me,” he nearly begged, chest heaving as he screwed his eyes shut, “Be a good girl for me, mmm,” he grunted, picking up the pace.

You were getting used to being called “baby” by now.

“F-fuck,” he whimpered, bursting his load into your mouth. He lifted your head from his throbbing heat, using a thumb to wipe the cum that dribbled from the corner of your mouth. You went back down to taste his release, only for him to guide your head away.

“Don’t eat that, ____,” he giggled, but you swiped a finger to collect some of his cum anyway.

“It’s only fair, Wonie. Now we’ve both tasted each other.”

You went to the bathroom to wash your hands, coming back with a few tissues to help clean him up. Something about this dirty moment seemed so pure. So right.

“Okay, I’m going to bed for real this time, see you tomorrow,” you smiled, getting under your covers.

“You don’t expect me to go back to my room, do you,” he asked, giving you a look.

“Well, tonight, I’ll let it slide, but if you end up breaking your bed, don’t expect visitation privileges.”

“Thank you,” he let out a breath, smiling as he snuggled under the covers beside you.

“Jungwon?”

“Yeah?”

“Do you think Heeseung has any idea about what we did?”

Ding.

Jungwon’s phone vibrated in his pocket:

Text Message from “Heenis” — Jake ditched me for a hoe 👍🥲 wanna call?

A mischievous smirk poked at the corners of Jungwon’s lips, “He can find out.”

“WONIE, IF YOU COME ANY CLOSER, I SWEAR YOU’RE SLEEPING IN YOUR OWN BED TONIGHT!”

❁ if y’all can’t tell already, i am dangerously jungwon biased…

❁ anyways, thanks for reading “Joystick” by @chlorinecake! be sure to check out more works by me on my enhypen bookshelf!

[weixuldo]

Like a Drug

Toxic!Anakin x Reader

a/n: hihihi, this one is a pretty long one shot ahh sorry! its based on this ask from @hanasnx ! (Though I did change the promp a little) I just wanted to also update that It is officially finals week- so I'll be slower than i alr am SORRY!! but i have been working on the next xhapters of allow me and enigma when i get breaks!! I hope u enjoy! ALSO! Please don't stay w someone if they act the way anakin does in this fic- this is purely a scenario for fictional purposes, never let anyone do anything he does, to you.

Anakin has a very peculiar way of showing his love; well you call it love other people call it an unhealthy obsession... you finally realize how fucked up the situation is and leave- but the real question is how long can you stay away?

warnings: cursing, toxic bf ani, smex, cumplay, agressive behavior, mention of blood, fights, alluded sexual harassment, anakin is obsessive and posessive. (he's does some fucked up shit)

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“Get up” Anakin’s stern voice rang as he gripped your upper arm. 

You jumped at the unexpected contact- why was Anakin here? 

“Ani! You scared m-” you started to laugh before he tightened his grip.

“Now.” he growled. 

You looked back at your friends sitting across the table from you; their eyes were wide. Before you could say anything, Anakin started to pull you up. 

“Let go of her!” one of your friends demanded. 

He snapped his head towards her and only loosened his grip on you to stomp to the other side of the table. His tall frame towered as he glared daggers at her. 

“The fuck did you just say?” he spat.

She went pale and looked down at her lap. 

“That’s what I thought. Anyone else have any smart comments?” he huffed, before promptly pulling you out of the restaurant. 

Before you made it all the way out the door you mouthed an “its ok” to your friends before following your boyfriend outside. 

“Anakin, what the fuck?” you exclaimed, throwing your hands in the air. 

He continued towards his sleek black camaro (he loved to drive through the city at night, music blaring and his hand on his property, your thigh). 

“Don’t fucking ignore me Anakin!” you shouted, gaining the attention of an older couple who were heading inside the restaurant. 

Your cheeks burned as you caught their stares, but honestly you were used to this shit, it wasn’t the first time you and Ani had made a scene in public. Anakin always did this- he would get pissy over some irrelevant thing and you would get into an argument. 

He stopped and turned with such anger.

“You really wanna know? You shouldnt have to fuckin’ ask why I’m upset! If you ever thought of anyone but yourself you’d see how fucked up it is of you to get dinner with those bitches who want to break us up” he screamed; his beautiful blue eyes dark with rage. 

You knew Anakin hated your friends. And you knew they hated him.

“You know they don’t like me and always try to get you to leave- Meanwhile those sluts cant keep their legs shut; they’re probably just jealous cause I’m the only guy who gets to fuck you and they have to find a new one every night!” he spat. 

Most of your friends were in stable relationships, but of course Anakin didn’t bother to remember that. 

“How am I selfish Anakin? I just wanted to grab dinner with the girls and you didn’t even come up. I told them not to bring you up after the last fight” you sighed, exhausted from Anakin's irrational moods. 

His sculpted jaw clenched and his right eye twitched. 

“It's the fact that you still even allow their company, it’s disrespectful.”

You shook your head and huffed in disbelief. 

“Anakin, you are absolutely unbelievable. Un-fucking-believable… Do you even hear yourself right now?!” you screamed. 

“And not that it should even fucking matter, but how did you even know I was with them?” 

“I have your location- you know that” he stated as if you asked if the sky was blue. 

“I know that, but how about them?”

He knew where they were because he made several alternative snapchat accounts and pretended to be someone from school who was just looking for new friends.

He spent nights pretending to be an excited freshman who was wondering where the science building was. He used remix to send your friends snaps that made it look like he was on campus or hanging out downtown with other students. And eventually he gained their trust enough for them to turn on their snap map for him so he could “make sure they were safe” if they went somewhere, since it's “dangerous for us college girls down here”. 

“Intuition.” 

You rolled your eyes and laughed, “No way, you probably chipped their phones or some psycho shit cause you’re fucking crazy Anakin!” 

“Well if you just goddamn did what I told you we wouldn’t have to have these conversations or be in these situations” he replied dryly. 

“How many fucking “rules” are there for me to follow?! Everytime I go out or do anything, you find something to nit pick! It's exhausting! I don’t even know why I’m still with you?!”

“Get in the car.” he demanded. 

“You’re insane if you think-”

His whole demeanor shifted and he sighed, “baby, please… I’m sorry, let’s talk about this”. 

“No, Anakin- i’m done with your bullshit” you said, heading back towards the building. 

He felt his scarred eye twitch, but he needed to subdue his temper (just until he could take it out on your pretty pussy).

See, Anakin Skywalker was a master manipulator. He knew that no matter how much you fought or how insane he acted- you would always come back.

This was clockwork for him. You’d fight, he’d act vulnerable, you would fuck, and then you’d be good for a while. A perfect system. Never failed. 

He called your name with a desperate plea- he had no problem acting needy if it got him to where he needed to be, plus this gave you the illusion of having power in this familiar situation. 

You hesitantly turned around to meets his gaze; his beautiful blue eyes glassy with his brilliant manipulation. 

“Baby, I’m sorry- I just worry about you..” he spoke softly as you subconsciously came closer. 

Soon his strong arms were wrapped around your waist and his scent flooded your senses. 

“You know I can't control my feelings sometimes- I just love you too much- I can’t lose you too…” he whispered into your hair. 

You knew exactly what he was referring to with the “too”- his mother. He was very close with her, growing up she was all he had. A few years back she passed away and it took a big toll on your lover.

You never wanted to admit it, but you knew he used that to guilt trip you into staying or to get you to feel bad for him. 

You hated him. 

But you couldn’t stop…

You held him tighter and grabbed his shirt fabric, “I know Ani… I know”.

You were now crying too- You knew this was unhealthy- toxic even; but you just couldn’t quit him. 

You felt his strong arms lift you up and he carried you towards his camaro; you knew what came next… He’d comfort you, fuck you, then you would act as if no argument ever happened.

A cycle you had gotten all too familiar with. 

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“F-fuck” Anakin stuttered as he slammed his cock into you; intensive sounds of your bodies colliding, ricochet off the bedroom walls. 

“You feel s-so good Baby- doin’ so good for me” he praised as he thrusted in and out of your plush walls. You were lying on your back as he held one of your legs over his shoulder so he could hit even deeper. 

The glorious feeling of his calloused hands along your smooth stomach made you shiver. When you first started dating Anakin he told you that he would please you so well that no other men would be able to compare.

he was right…

No man could navigate your body the way he does, read your tells like he could, no man could make you cum as well as Anakin could.

He slowed his hips for a moment making you whine at the lack of movement from his thick cock. 

“Look at me baby”. 

You blinked your doe eyes open, tears falling from the corners. He observed your features before his eyes softened. 

“My girl, my pretty girl… always so lovely” she smiled before tenderly kissing you. 

“I love you more than anything” he whispered against your plump lips. 

This.

Moments like this were why you stayed: he could be kind- he was sweet- he did care. 

You were about to reciprocate his statement but were cut off by his hand tightly gripping around your throat as he continued snapping his hips into yours.

You squealed with each powerful thrust- it was ok, you’d tell him later. 

His swollen member was blushing red and as hard as could be. He absolutely adored having you below him, taking his dick like a champ- he remembered how proud he was when you were finally able to take all of him. 

A particularly hefty thrust sent his neurons firing and he knew he was almost at his end. He sloppily bucked his hips into your pelvis as his breathing became more erratic. 

“I’m gonna cum- w-where do you want it sweet girl?” he half stuttered, half moaned.

You patted your chest and gave Anakin a knowing look. 

With that he was gone, his brows knitted together in ecstasy and his hips lurched forward. A string of obscenities left his mouth as he quickly slid his dick out of you to aim for your chest. 

Barely one pump in, his warm seed coated your chest. You watched as his abs and thighs contracted with each wave of pleasure. Some of his damp curls stuck to his forehead, he had a sheen of sweat, and his cheeks were flushed. 

What a beautiful sight. 

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Anakin’s fingers tucked some wild strands of hair behind your ear as you slept peacefully beside him.

Last night cut it a little closer than he normally would have, but it all worked out because here you were, still with him- fast asleep in his bed. 

He grabbed your phone and began to go through your messages (an unhealthy habit he picked up a few months back), his fingers immediately moved to the new notifications from your friends.

He opened the pinned group chat and read the messages from last night. 

Where r u? Where’d he take u?

Are you alright?

WTF was that?!

Anakin rolled his eyes; your friends were always so dramatic. But he smiled when he saw your response. 

“Guys i'm good, ani took me home and we talked things out- he’s just been really stressed out lately, it's nothing to worry about!”

You were his good girl and he’d spoil you today for your loyalty. 

He continued to scroll passively until he got to the newer unread messages. 

y/n, can we all please talk when you get back- we’re worried about you

Yea, anakin doesn’t seem like he has the best intentions

We hate to see you in this situation

Babe, he’s toxic- u need to dump him

“...u need to dump him”

Anakin almost threw the phone across the room- no way these bitches were telling you to dump him?!

He was the only one who took care of you, he was the only one who knew what was best for you- who did these girls think they were?!

Before he could stop himself he took out his own phone and copied all of their numbers down so he could send several nasty message to the girls basically telling them to back the fuck off and being unnecessarily hateful.

After he blocked their numbers, he decided it was time for a shower, so he left you with a kiss and headed to the bathroom. 

The emptiness of the bed made you wake. For a moment, you began to search for Anakin but the shower in the other room indicated where he was. 

You smiled and cuddled further into his sheets. The warmth of the blankets began to pull you back into slumber but your phone interrupted the notion. 

It was one of the girls you had gotten dinner with last night, what would she be calling this early for?

“Hello?”

y/n, I’m sorry but you need to come back now, I don’t think it's the best idea for you to be with anakin-

“Wait, slow down… why?”

She sent you screenshots of the messages he sent and you almost dropped your phone.

“What the fuck?! Anakin sent this?”

Yes, this morning- I really think you should get out of that relationship y/n- I’ve been telling you this! He’s trying to make you dependent on only him- it's not healthy!

You took a moment to regain your thoughts and quickly said a goodbye when you heard the water stop running. 

Why would he be so cruel? You knew he had his issues but he’d never been so explicitly viscous before. Maybe your friends were right, you had been manipulated so much that you were defending his toxic behavior. This had to stop. 

You knew you wouldn’t be able to face him for long (he would just pull you back in). So you quickly began to gather your things so that it would be easier to leave after you talked with him. 

You almost had everything packed when the doorknob turned to reveal a fresh Anakin; his hair was still damp from the shower and his skin had a glistening shine from the residual steam. He had such a big smile… you hated this, but it needed to be done. 

“What’s going on princess?” he frowned when he saw your bag was already packed. 

“Anakin… I have to go” you said hurriedly. 

He moved in front of you and held up a hand, “Woah, can we talk about what’s going on? Why are you leaving in such a hurry?” he asked (genuinely worried). 

With a sigh, you looked him in the eye, “Anakin- we can’t keep doing this- we aren’t good for eachother”. 

He felt his chest tighten. 

“Was it your friends? Did they put those thoughts in your head?! I told you they weren’t-”

“Anakin! Please, enough! I saw what you said to them- Why the fuck would you say that? You’re not acting like the man I fell in love with… You’ve changed so much” you said with watery eyes.

For a moment he looked as if he were going to punch something but eventually he let out a breath and defeatedly stood to the side. Your words seemed to really hit him. 

“Angel, I do what I do because I love you- you know that. I know I’m messed up- but I’ve been working on it, Truly” he promised.

Tears fell as you shook your head, “I know Ani, but it's not fair to me- I can’t keep doing this! We always end up fighting and you always get upset”

“I DON'T!” Anakin unintentionally shouted, making you shrink away from him. 

“This is what I'm talking about Ani, I don’t wanna do this- no, i’m not doing this anymore. I’m leaving” you said, grabbing your things and heading for the door. 

He called your name but you ignored him, you almost got to his front door when he grabbed your upper arm. 

“Let go!” you shouted, snatching your arm from his hold.

“Please, just leave me alone” you cried as you walked out of the house and headed for the uber you sneakily called while he was still in the shower. 

As the uber drove away, you saw a confused and hurt Anakin standing in his driveway.

You put your head in your hands and cried… 

It needed to be done.

It had to. 

_________________________________________

A few months later

The early autumn air nipped at your skin as you haistilly exited the rowdy club. You shivered and crossed your arms after checking the time. 

10:34 pm

You had only gotten to the damn club 30 minutes ago and you already wanted to leave. You and some friends had gone out to reward yourselves for a hard week (and to hopefully get your mind off of your ex).

Some guy in the club had gotten a little too handsy fior your comfort- he attempted to put his hand up your dress and grope your breasts while you were just leaning over the bar to order another drink. You slapped him across the face and made your way outside to get some air. 

You wanted to leave; as you stood by the curb you felt the familiar sting of tears pricking at your eyes. 

Fuck. 

The sensation of alcohol warmed your tummy and clouded your thoughts. Warm, strong hands protecting you from any other man who dared to look at you. Fierce blue eyes warding off any unwanted attention- 

No. 

You physically shook your head and opened your phone to distract yourself. There was no fucking way you were thinking about him right now. You scrolled to your uber app and looked up rates for a ride back to your apartment. 

$40, $35, $47, $32, $43

The rates were through the roof, no way you were going to pay that just to get a few blocks home. 

Almost instinctively, your hands moved so that your thumb was shivering over Anakin’s number. 

What were you doing?!

You were about to swipe off when you realized: you weren’t willing to take an expensive uber, but you also didn’t want to walk that far in heels and at night. Maybe you should call him… at least you know him and he does owe you a favor anyways. 

Fuck it. 

You unblock and dial his number. 

Ring…

Ring…….

Ring………..

Voicemail.

You groaned. You knew very well what he was doing- he was making you call several times so that you would look desperate. He loved doing that shit. You dialed again. 

Ring…

 Rin- 

“Hey sweet thing, finally came to your senses?” he said, smugness dripping off his every word. 

“Anakin- please come pick me up” you sniffed. 

“And why would I do that? Why would I do you a favor after you’ve been such a bra-”

“Ani- someone tried to touch me- I wanna go home” you cried. 

The other end of the phone went silent. Anakin’s eye began to twitch and his grip on the phone tightened. 

“Where?” he gritted out. 

“What? I’m on fourth street, over by the old mill-”

“Where did he touch you?” he interrupted. 

You took a breath- maybe you shouldn’t have called Anakin, you knew he was going to cause a scene- but at the same time a dark part of you wanted him to become violent with his passion for you. 

“He put his hand up my skirt and started groping my breas-”

“I’m on my way” is all he said before finally adding-

“That fucker is dead.”

You breathed a sigh of relief, Ani was coming. 

___________

Anakin’s knuckles were a fiery red as he dealt several blows to the man who had dared to touch his girl. His vision clouded by rage and hatred; how dare someone try to touch what was his. 

Sure, you were broken up (or so you thought); but anakin saw it as just a small break- You were getting back together- he knew it.

All he was waiting on was your call. 

Once he was satisfied, he stood up and shook the blood off of his hand. He looked over his work; the man’s face wa bloodied and his lip was cracked (there was also possibly a tooth missing but Anakin didn’t really give a  fuck). 

He leaned over and spat, “Don’t ever touch someone who isn’t yours again”. 

He made his way through the crowd of stunned onlookers who all began to back away from him as he headed towards the bathroom. Once he got there, everyone stepped out and allowed him to walk in with no hesitation (They didn’t want to get on his bad side in any shape or form). 

He leaned on the sink and examined the cut on his cheekbone. 

Whatever. 

He turned on the faucet and washed the blood from his hands; no need for his beautiful girl to see the blood of a fucking perv. 

He dried his hands and exited the building to collect you from outside the building. 

You stood there, arms crossed, his jacket draped over your shoulders: his Angel. 

“Hey, sweetheart” he called in a soft voice as he put his arm around you. 

You looked at him with big eyes. 

“Are you alright?” He kissed your forehead. 

You nodded and hugged him closer to you.

“It's all taken care of, let's get you home”

______

“I knew you’d come back” he broke the silence in the car (well, the radio was on- but you hadn’t spoken since he left the club).

“Anakin, can we please not talk about this right now? '' you said quietly. 

He glanced at you and put a tender hand on your thigh. 

“Angel, these past few weeks without you have been hell… I’m sorry for how I acted- I love you”.

You knew this was just another way he was trying to manipulate you- he definitely don’t attempt to better himself, but you couldn’t help but indulge him- after all… you missed him too. You placed one of your hands on top of his and met his eye. 

“Ani- will you take me to your’s?” you asked shyly, as if you hadn’t spent countless nights in his bed. 

He smiled and rubbed his hand along your leg, “Of course darling”. 

“Maybe I can help relieve some of your stress too,” he added with a deeper tone. 

You mentally sighed- of course he wanted that; but you also wouldn’t mind having him near you again, so you politely nodded with a smile. 

He squeezed your thigh, “That’s my girl, I knew you couldn’t quit me that easy”

You turned your head to look out the window at the bright city once more… He was right- you just couldn’t quit him.

***

Once again anakin is completely fucked up in this fic- pls dont romantiscice this behavior in real life... other than that- I hope you enjoyed the fic lmfaooo. I haven't really written ani as an actually problamatic character before, its mostly just like rude or grumpy ani lmfao. but ty for stopping by!!

[mindless-existence1]

Deadpool x Wolverine Honda Odyssey Scene

Summery: (How the Honda Odessy scene should have gone.) Logan gets hard when fighting and Wade is just hard all the time. After hours of fighting Logan finally snaps.

REQUESTS OPEN PLS SEND!

Authors note: This is for one of my boo boo bears hope you enjoy. The dp x Wolverine movie has taken over my thoughts so this is my form of brainrot.

Warnings: Smut, mentions of fighting and blood, praise kink, handjobs, being mean to each other, inappropriate jokes and language, anal, degration?, that's about it I think.

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For fucks sake Wade just wouldn't quit and it was pissing Logan off. They has been going at this for hours and despite what either of them said, they were starting to get tired. Logan had a different reason for wanting to be done with this idiotic fight though, and it involves the sick part of him that gets turned on when fighting.

For some reason, probably after years of being an X-Men, fighting made him get a hard on. Most of the time he could ignore it since everyone he fought died easily. But now he was faced with someone who couldn't die, who had been flirting with him for days, and obviously was getting turned on to.

He quickly stabbed Wade through the head and watched him fall. They had been at this long enough for Wade to know he had about 20 seconds to get him tied up before he was back at it again. Logan took this time to use the seatbelts around them to tie the merc to the seat he was nearest to.

He finished with a final tug and leaned back in his seat to bask in the momentary silence. Wade's head slowly shook as he 'awoke'. "Ahh kinky." His voiced slurred and groggy. Logan rolled his eyes and shook his head with a groan.

"Would a good fuck shut you up?" Wade snapped his head up at the man's words. "I mean if your offering." Wade answered hesitantly but eager none the less. Logan saw him look down towards the hard on pushing against the yellow suit.

"I normally wouldn't ask for this and wouldn't even need this but you just won't fucking die." Logans voice was gruff as he spoke. Wade was hardly even listening to what he was saying just nodding his head. The only thing playing in his head was 'good fucking good fucking good fucking'.

"Look, basically I just get hard when fighting, I don't know why, I just do. Normally I can just kill the guy before it becomes a problem. It goes away, everything's fine- stay quiet " Wade tried to interject but was quickly cut off by Logan "-but you can't fucking die and I can't really just jerk myself off right now so you're the next option.

"This was the best outcome of their fight Wade could think of, he assumed what he saw in his frenemies pants was just a protective cup or something. But now knowing what it really was, his hard on sky rocketed. "Holy fucking shitballs, Honey Buns I will do abso-fucking-lutley whatever you want Wolvie.”

Logan starts to work on undoing his belt, it's hard in the cramped space but he deals. “I figured. Some of those last few moves you pulled gave away the fact you're a horny price of shit. Thought you'd feel the same way about this."

“Feel the same way? Peanut I’m more than receptive, I've wanted- no actually I've needed  that cock in my ass since I saw your  ass in that suit. I’ll even beg for you if you want.” Wade is rambling, he could feel the blood pumping in his ears. If there's an actual chance he's about to get fucked by the Wolverine he will do anything this glorious man asked of him.

Logan threw the tight pants stuck to his legs somewhere in the blood covered Honda Odyssey, but he kept his boxers on. He thinks for a second before cocking his head to the side with a small smile. “Ok then, beg.”

A wave of lust crashes over Wade, he curls in on himself as best he can. A moan gets stuck in his throat, he has to take a moment to calm himself. The threat of coming in his pants is starting to get more and more real.

“Ohhh fucking shit-biscuit. Please? Pleeeease, Wolvie? Logan? Daddy? Master? Sir? I’ll do anything you want. I’ll make it so so so good I promise. I’ll even try not to talk, like I'll really really try, just for you!" Logan, being the dick that he is, looks unfazed. He keeps his boxers on, his cock straining the fabric. Wade whines and throws his head down, squirming in the tight bonds.

“What the fuck do you want me to say? I'll say anything you want to hear, pretty please?" Logan tries to hide his grin, he hates that he's enjoying the show Wade is putting on. He pulls down his boxers and Wade genuinely thinks he might die on the spot. "Holy Marvel Jesus you're hung like a fucking horse Wolvie!"

“Shut up- Daddy and master are a no go-"

“Fair enough”

“But Sir is fine. Actually if you could just shut your damn mouth while we did this I'd appreciate it." Logan says. “Sir. Got it, I can do that. Yes Sir.” Wade jerks his hips in his seat, desperately trying to gain any sort of friction. “I’ll make sure the author capitalizes that 'S' for you Sir."

Logan ignores him, leaning down close to his ear. “Just keep being a good boy and this will go smoothly for both of us” Ohhh fuck that’s not fair at all, Logan must be a demon sent from hell just for him. Wade can’t catch the desperate whimper that forces its way out of his throat. He rocks his hips up as much as the seat belts let him, looking for any sprt of friction.

Logan grins. “Oh, you like that, huh?” For once Wade’s not sure he has the words to explain what he feels. He's glad Logan hasn't made move to take off his mask, furiously blushing as much as he can through the scared tissue."Is that really all it takes for the merc with the mouth to shut up? A little praise and you go quiet?" Logan voice teases Wade as he stares him down.

Wade looks at anything other that the hot as fuck man infront of him."Instead of threatening you earlier I could have just praised you and we wouldn't have had to do this whole go damn fight? God you are pathetic aren't you?" Logan is softly laughing now.

Even though Wade can't tell if it's mean spirited or not he can't bring himself to care. "Will you please just hurry up and touch me? You're the one who suggested all this in the first place." Wade tried, and failed, to hide his desperation. "I mean, think if the audience! They've had to wait 18 paragraphs for this. So why don't we just give them what they want?"

Logan didn't understand what Wade was talking about half the time, especially when he talked about some "audience". But he couldn't bring himself to care. "Can't you just shut the hell up?" He snapped at the tied up man infront of him.

The snarky comment Wade was about to say was quickly forgotten when Logan made a move to take out the bottom half of Wades bloodied suit. A flash of panic crossed his mind and he instinctively jerked his hips away from the older man's hand.

Logan retracted his hand slightly and looked at the man's masked face as he tried to laugh it off. "You good bub?" Logan asked apprehensively, "I'm fine! Totally fine! I just havent...done it with someone else since my break up. But wouldn't want to deprive you from this hot bod for any longer so let's get to the devils tango Peanut."

The jokes lacked their usual light heartedness but Logan could tell he wouldn't be getting anything else out the man. And at the moment he just need to deal with his raging boner.

His hand began the awkward pull of trying to pull off the bottom half of the deadpool suit from where it was wrapped up under the seatbelts. When Logan finally got the pants and underwear pulled down enough Wade wad aching.

Logan took a minute to just look at the man, his legs had just as much scarred tissue as his face. Even so, Wade had very muscley legs. From all work he's done he was truly built, and maybe they just looked hot because of what was leaking between them. With one hand he pulled the deadpool mask up above Wades mouth to help him breath the other went lower.

Logan reached out his hand to stoke the other man, he hadn't done this in a loooong time and he hates to admit he's a little desperate. "Time to get the sock ready nerds." Wade was mumbling to what it seemed like someone that wasnt there, Logan chose to ignore him. "Promise not to cut my dick off with your claws Mr. KittyCat Sir?" Wade's voice was desperate and practically dripping with need.

"Dont call me that Mouth." Logan snapped but kept moving his hand lower till he wrapped his calloused fingers around Wade's length. "Sorry Sir." Wade's voice was wavy and laced with a whine. "Holy fuck. Is my dick small or are your hands just huge?" Wade tried joking to hide the shaking in his voice from the pleasure.

"Do I need to tie that mouth shut?" Logans voice seemed to lower an octave as he felt himself somehow get harder from the little show in front of him. "No Sir." Wade felt so pathetic and he loved it.

"A handjob is all it takes for Deadpool to be tamed? Well I'll be damned." Logans tone as mocking and it just made Wade leak more precum. "Believe me Sir, I can't be tamed. Now come on and just fuck me you sexy honey badger." Wade was panting and trying to to hold back the moans desperately trying to break loose.

"God you are a pathetic slut." Despite his words Logan was getting desperate himself, "we can't really do this without lube or else I'm basically going to rip you open." Logan was a shameless man, as he parted Wade's legs so he could get between them.

"If you tear me with that metal rod of fun I'll be fine, you stabed me through the heart like 10 minutes ago, I'll heal." Wade's voice was begging, all he wanted was to have the Wolverine destroy his ass. "Actually let me rephrase. If you tear me- I'll like it."

That's all it took for Logan to bottom out, thrusting his hips into the moaning man under him. Wade through his head back against the seat in a minorly pornagraphic whine. "Fuck why does it feel like you're trying to impregnate me your so fucking deep? It's not that kind of fanfiction Wolvie." Wade choked on the moan bubbling in his throat.

"Thought I told you to shut the hell up," Logan leaned in closer to Wade with each thrust. "Don't you want to be good?" He knew the words would get the man, he was proven right when Wade withered in on himself with a whimper.

"Yes Sir." He mumbled in between pants. Logans grip on Wades his would be leaving bruises if Wade could get them. He was almost sad he wouldn't be bruised, there'd be no proof except a sore ass that he and Logan ever did this. But of course he wouldn't be shutting up about this for the next forever.

Like everything Logan did to Wade his thrusts weren't gentle. His pace was fast and each one left Wade breathless. He hardly had time to talk in between his moans, his legs were starting to shake as he doubled over on himself.

Wade was the first to start reaching his climax, he stared to ramble like he always seemed to “Logan, Logan- I’m so close just fucking please- fuck. I'm going to come- please?" He didn't know why he was begging but he couldn't stop the words falling from his lips.

“Just a little longer Wade, you can do that right? For me? You can be a good slut and wait a little longer?” Wade whined at the mans words, but choked out a weak, “Yeah- I can- I will Sir".

Logan was starting to feel the burning sensation of his peak in the pit of his chest. He brought a hand towards Wade's weeping dick to give him extra stimulation, the moan ripped from the others chest was laced with desire.

With a groan Logan thrusted a final time and released into the fucked out man below him. Not soon after Wade came, the cum landing on his covered stomach. The only sound the in car was panting coming from the two men. Wade seemed to be blessed out and almost ready to talk again.

Logan began to pull out after he did he pulled up Wade pants for him. He sat on the layed back chair next to where Wade was tied up. He pulled his pants up and layed down, he was feeling the exhaustion from the nights events. He looked over to see Wade's breathing slow down.

"Hey bub-"

"Don't call me bub when you just had your monster cock in my ass not even a minute ago.

[redr0sewrites]

OK HEAR ME OUT kafka pegging blade while he gives u head (or u fucking him while he eats kafka out whichever way works!!). i need this man RUINED....

UR SO REAL FOR THIS BRO IDK WHO U ARE BUT ILY‼️ FINALLY A HSR REQ AAAAAA<3 THE ALGORITHM FUCKED UP MY LAST KAFBLADE X READER POST SO I HOPE THIS GETS MORE ATTENTION! HOPE U LIKE IT<3 i liked both ideas/positions 🤭

Pairing: Kafka x amab!reader x Blade

🥀CW: smut(duh), strap, overstimulation, dirty talk, writer went feral, face fucking, marking, scratching, hickeys, i made the reader amab

🥀 minors dni

the routine was always the same after a stressful mission. blade and kafka followed you to your room, the tension wafting off of them both was practically palpable. it had been a relatively easy mission, but blades mara had unexpectedly acted up and kafka had needed to restrain him before he went too far. as kafka entered the room behind you, the both of you made eye contact. kafka gave a small nod, and you hummed in reply as blade entered behind her.

blade immediately moved towards the both of you, shutting the door behind him. however, kafka abruptly stopped him with a hand against his chest, and he looked at her in slight confusion.

"now now bladie, tonight is about you, hm~ get on the bed and relax, we just want to make you feel good, okay? can you do that for me?" kafka's voice was both sweet and sinister at the same time, like a beautiful gift wrapped in barbed wire. blade met your eyes and you nodded, lust already pooling in your abdomen in excitement.

blade moved to the bed, and kafka and you began to strip as blade did the same. soon, all of your clothes were discarded on the floor except for your undergarments and kafka looked at you expectantly. you turned towards blade, grinning wildly.

"bladie~" saying his name caught his attention, and he looked towards you expectantly. meanwhile, kafka was getting on a strap, but blade was so focused on you he didnt seem to notice.

"lay on your stomach" you said softly, and blade immediately flipped over. you moved to the head of the bed, removing your boxers as you went. you could see blades eyes on your cock, and you could already feel yourself growing hard. you sat down in front of him, legs framing his face and grabbed a fistful of his hair. blade whined softly, and kafka approached him from behind.

kafka applied a generous amount of lube to the strap, and immediately rubbed it against blades entrance. blade gasped softly, and his hips instinctively bucked against the bed. with his mouth wide open, you took the opportunity to bottom out into his mouth. blade groaned around your cock, the vibrations making you shiver as you yanked his hair a little harder, shoving your length deeper down his throat. kafka hummed in amusement and bottomed out fully inside blade. he let out a loud whimper at that, and you couldn't help but thrust roughly into his mouth, craving release already.

kafka began to thrust into blade at a steady pace, her nails raking down his back as you fucked his throat. blade was whimpering in pleasure, his whole body trembling at the overwhelming stimulation. the needy moans and pleas that left his mouth were muffled as you continued to fuck his throat, your own orgasm already approaching. you moan, hips jerking up as you thrust in deeper making blade gag around you.

both yours and kafkas thrusts speed up, the both of you were now focused solely on making blade cum. you could feel the coil in your stomach tightening as your release got closer and closer, and judging by the sinful sound escaping blades mouth he was close too. you could feel yourself on the brink of the burning pleasure you craved, and grabbed blades hair even rougher forcing him to deepthroat you.

"you better- ahh~ you better fucking swallow all of it- fuck." you groaned, blades mouth hollowing as you felt your release barrel through you. you were seeing stars, your legs trembling as you continued to thrust into blades mouth, prolonging your high. at the same time, kafka reached around blade and pumped his own throbbing cock while thrusting into him roughly, and he gasped and squealed as his own orgasm made him shudder and sob in pleasure. you pulled out from his mouth, looking down to admire your lover.

blades face already looked deliciously fucked out, soft tears were streaming down his face and a bit of your release was dripping from his lip. you used your thumb to scoop it up, and blade instinctively opened his mouth, sticking out his tongue to taste the slick. you stuck your fingers in his mouth, and he sucked them dry, making your cock twitch and begin to harden again.

"heh, looks like you both enjoyed yourselves~" kafkas voice sounding sweet, but you could tell that she was needy too. she hadnt had her release yet.

"wanna switch, kaf?" you ask, and she smirks at you knowingly.

"is that okay with you bladie?" she purrs, her voice soft. blade nods eagerly and she chuckles, switching places with you. you align yourself with blades weeping hole. you reached down and pumped his cock and he gasped. blade was already hard, and you began to slowly rub him as he rocked into your hand and against the bed. at the same time, kafka had grabbed a fistful of his hair, her sharp nails digging into his scalp as blade began to eat her out. you could hear soft moaning coming from both of them, and began to enter blades hole. he was still slightly tight from his last orgasm, and you abruptly pushed in and bottomed out causing him to gasp. you pulled your hand from his cock and he whined, yet you reassuringly ran your hands up and down his sides as he continued licking kafkas messy cunt. you had a full view of her bare form, and she was exquisite.

"like what you see?" she asks, her voice already rough from moaning. her dark hair cascaded over her shoulders, and her eyes were blown with lust. a pretty blush coated her cheeks and her perky breasts bounced as her hips moved against blades face. her pussy was already wet, slick coating the dark curls or hair surrounding her cunt and her thighs already had a few bite marks left by blade. you nodded, drinking in the beauty of your partners before you.

you began to slowly thrust into blade, starting with a steady place. your tip ghosted over a sensitive spot so deep inside him and he mewled, hips bucking as he pulled his face away from kafkas heat. immediately you stopped, and kafka hummed disappointedly. blade turned and looked at you wuth pleading eyes, and you reached up and yanked his hair roughly.

"you stop, i stop. got that?" blade nodded, teary eyed as he leaned down to press a soft kiss against kafkas clit. she moaned softly, and you continued to thrust into him roughly. one of blades hands moved up to finger kafka while he ate her out, and her moans of pleasure grew louder as she felt her orgasm begin to build. blade could feel her slick spilling against his tongue, drops of liquid hold dripping down his chin. you were thrusting into him mercilessly, and the coil in his stomach grew tighter as his brain went foggy with pleasure. blade was rutting against the bed, his whole body begging for release. both you and kafka were close too, he could feel your thrusts getting sloppier as kafka grinded her wet cunt against his face.

"p-please.." blade moaned softly against kafkas pussy, his second orgasm of the night approaching fast. you could feel you own release building, and your thrusts were messy and eratic. your nails raked down blades back and you grabbed his hips, forcing yourself in deeper as your hips slapped against his.

your brain was hazy as the need to cum overwhelmed your senses. kafkas moans were music to your ears as she came, she squirted soaking blades pretty face in her cum. blade shuddered, a broaking and pleading moan escaping as he came too, his release soaking his stomach and abdomen. his hole was squeezing you so, so tight, it felt too good to be true. the building coil in your stomach snapped as your release erupted from you, your seed flooding blades hole as he whimpered in pleasure beneath you. you thrusted a few more times, carrying the both of you through your high before collapsing against his back with a sigh.

kafka was the first to get up, you heard her walk away and seconds later the sound of your large bathtub running made you sit up. you slowly pulled out of blade, and he gasped in overstimulation as your length left his hole.

"you okay bladie?" you ask softly, laying beside him and stroking his hair lovingly.

"mhm. felt good..." his voice was husky with pleasure, and he looked like he might drift off. he didnt have the chance too however, as kafkas voice cut through the silence.

"the two of you should go get in the tub, i'll join you both in a minute i just need to clean up" she said, her voice soft and sweet. you nodded, and blade hummed. the two of you went to the bathroom, and sunk into the warm water. it accommodated all three of you with room to spare, and soon kafka returned and joined you. it had been another wonderful night with your lovers, and you couldnt ask for anything more. <3

AUUUGH TY NONNIE SORRY THIS TOOK LIKE 3 DAYS TO WRITE 😭 PLSSS BLADE AND KAFKA R SO SILLY THIS IS SO DELICIOUS I HOPE U ENJOYED!!!! FEEL FREE TO SEND IN MORE HSR THIRSTS AND REQUESTS, I WANT MORE!!!!!!!!

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Headless Horseman

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers Poe: oh hi mary Poe: you're just in time Poe: washington irving's telling a story tonight Shelley: w Shelley: washington irving? Poe: yeah Poe: something wrong? Shelley: [blushing furiously] n-no

Washington Irving: [lighting pipe] ba ba ba ba boo Irving: hey old man good to see you Irving: hope you're all enjoying this little shindig Irving: now let the ol' groaner take a whirl with a story Irving: submitted for the approval of the midnight society Irving: i call this the tale of the headless horseman Irving: ba ba ba ba boo

Mary Shelley: hi irvine Irving: ahh it's ol' Mary Shelley Irving: nice to see ya, old man Shelley: did you Shelley: did you get my letter Irving: [lighting pipe] ba ba ba ba booo

Irving: ba ba ba ba boo Irving: let the ol' groaner give out a helping of that new american jive Irving: the legend of sleepy hollow to be exact, so make it mella, fella Shelley: hiiii irvine Irving: give me some space, son, you're bothering me Shelley: Shelley: o-ok

Lovecraft: w-what's wrong? ain't you gonna shiv him? Shelley: shut up howard Lovecraft: well it's just that usually when someone gives you the brush off Shelley: no one gave me the brush off Lovecraft: washington irving just- Shelley: [shivving lovecraft] NO ONE GAVE ME THE BRUSH OFF

King: what's with mary tonight? she's acting real strange Poe: oh she likes washington Shelley: s-shut up Shelley: shut up all of you Shelley: I'll shiv each and every one of you if you don't shut up! Poe: it's kind of cute King: oh yeah, young love

Washington Irving: clip clip and a clippetty clop Irving: he's out lookin' for a head to swap Irving: so don't try to figure out a plan Irving: you can't reason with a headless man! Shelley: god he's so fucking hot

[carlossainzwho]

get him back!

carlos sainz x ex!reader

warnings: not proof-read and swearing

part one | part two | part three | part four below!

now, y/n doesn't care about him anymore

i met a guy in the summer and I left him in the spring, he argued with me about everything, he had an ego and a temper and a wandering eye, he said he's six-foot-two and I'm like: dude, nice try!

she met him in summer, sun shining

left him in the spring, rain pouring

he wouldn't shut his mouth

about all the other girls he could have

such a big red flag,

lied about his height

and a lot more stuff than y/n liked

but in the end

who gives a shit?

but he was so much fun and he had such weird friends and he would take us out to parties and the night would never end another song, another club, another bar, another dance and when he said something wrong, he'd just fly me to france!

but the night outs with him were so damn fun

his stupid friends with their drunk asses

one party after another

and never-ending nights

one party after another

'feeling down, y/n?'

next destination, monaco!

so i miss him some nights when i'm feeling depressed till i remember every time he made a pass on my friend do i love him? Do i hate him? i guess it's up and down if i had to choose, i would say right now,

and so y/n missed those nights

where things would lead to the bed,

but all those times he slept with her friends

could not leave her head

did she really love him?

or hate him?

well...

i wanna get him back i wanna make him really jealous, wanna make him feel bad oh, i wanna get him back 'cause then again i really miss him and it makes me real sad oh, i want sweet revenge and i want him again i want to get him back, back, back

she wanted vengeance

she wanted to kiss his friends, make him feel sorry

but also

she wanted him for herself

she missed him so damn much

she wanted revenge, she wanted his love

she wanted to get

him

back!

so i write him all these letters, then i throw them in the trash 'cause i miss the way he kisses and the way he made me laugh yeah, i pour my little heart out, but as i'm hitting 'send' i picture all the faces of my disappointed friends

'hi carlos'

'how are you?'

'hi bab- oh wait-

you're not my babe anymore'

but i want you so bad

i need you to kiss me and make me laugh

tell me the jokes you tell to her

i want you

come over

here's my address

but oh

goddamn it, y/n

he's not worth anything

your friends will be so disappointed in you

because everyone knew all of the shit that he'd do he said i was the only girl, but that just wasn't the truth and when i told him how he hurt me, he'd tell me i was tripping but i am my father's daughter, so maybe i could fix him!

it was no surprise

that he left y/n

everyone knew he was a son of a bitch

he went with other girls and told her she was the only one

y/n tried so hard

to fix it all, tell him how he'd hurt her

but she was her father's daughter

and her father was no coward

y/n vowed to show carlos what he was missing

oh, i wanna key his car i wanna make him lunch i wanna break his heart stitch it right back up i wanna kiss his face, with an uppercut i wanna meet his mum, and tell her her son sucks, yeah!

f1 car or road car, she wanted to destroy it, destroy him

but y/n wanted to make him lunch, tell him how much she loved him

she wanted to make him jealous, break his heart

but she wanted to be the one

to mend it for him

she wanted to kiss his handsome face

with an uppercut

she wanted to meet his mum

and tell her

how her son is

a

liar

reyesvdec <;/3

monday, 23rd march

hi reyes, can you ask carlos where he is? he won't answer my calls.

Hello love, of course!

He's out with some friends, he'll be back later!

ok!

thursday, 25th march

reyes, where is carlos?

reyes, i think he's with someone else

what do i do?

reyes, please

please?

today, 3:54 am

i hate your son, reyes

delivered

AHH i love the little text messages in the end, idk why i liked writing that so much?? also i think this might be the last part but i'll defo write some more carlos and oscar fics if you're up for it!!

what can i say, thank you so damn much for reading my fics, it means the world to me <3

[awisespirit]

CALL END?! (Jiu VER.)

GP! OFFICE WORKER JIU X FEM READER

Warning: (SMUT AHEAD (◠‿◕)

(ㆁωㆁ)(ㆁωㆁ)(ㆁωㆁ)(ㆁωㆁ)(ㆁωㆁ)(ㆁωㆁ)(0)

"Fine, as long as I get to cum first."

With that Sua just went hem on you. She thrusted really hard.

"You fucking love this don't you? Your gonna fucked by all the other girls too baby."

As that she filled you up with her cum. She pulled out from and inserted a small plug.

"listen here baby, only I can use your cunt. Only my cock is welcomed. Others can only use your mouth, breasts, hands or your asshole. Got it?"

"Y-yes daddy."

She patted your head and gave you kiss for being good, also letting you know that the other girls must be waiting.

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The first one up was Minji.

You made your way to her office and stood in front of the big smooth wooden with the nameplate which read 'KIM MINJI'.

You knocked.

"Come in~"

You were welcomed with a gasp.

"Oh Y/N-nie your here~"

She got up from her desk where you saw her bare cock hanging out from her pants all hard.

She came to you and held your hand. She bought you into her office after making sure to close the door before.

She brought you over to her desk. It was kinda messy with different types of paper work a couple of pens scattered in one corner and her laptop opened also screening a document.

She sat back on her chair and pulled you on top of her.

"Y/N I have so much work to do, is it ok if you can cockwarm me until I finish this document? After that we'll have some real fun sweet girl."

You nodded, she wetted her index finger by licking it and slowly inserted it into your ass making you whines.

"m-mommy ~"

"you like this baby? Your thight~ I'll enjoy stretching you out."

She then replaced it with her cock. You can really feel her big dick stretching you out. You tried muffle your whines and moans into her shoulder but that's no use.

"mhmm ahh-"

Minji chuckled.

"we haven't even started yet pretty girl, and your already sounding like a mess hmm?"

You snuggled on her neck waited for her to be done with her work.

After what seems like hours, you heard a clicking sounds. Minji shutting down her laptop and nudging the side of your head with her nose.

"Hey pretty girl, mommy is done with her work. Can I make you feel good?"

You looked at her with a pout.

"Yes please Mommy~"

Minji stood up, holding you thight with her cock still in your ass. She brought to the mini loveseat in her office, laying you down on it. Then it begun.

Her hips went hard and fast. Skin on skin slapping noises filled the room quickly. Her balls slapping against your ass.

"Fuck Minji-ah, AHH mfph-" her lips found yours in a kiss. Minji was actually quite bigger than Sua.

"Fuck I'm g-gonna cum, shit y-y/n mhmm-" your felt it, her warm thick cum filling up your ass.

"ouh shit." She was panting heavily and kissed your nose before pulling out. She immediately inserted a small crystal bunny butt-plug.

"Thankiu for helping me out pretty girl."

*KNOCK* *KNOCK*

"who is it?"

"Unnie it's me Yoohyeon. It's my turn with y/n now. Your taking too long~"

A puppy like whine was heard from the door.

-TO BE CONTINUED-

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[sensivs]

I'm back lol

I was thinking some...

Graves gets eaten out by male reader in his office

I am currently working on another graves smut thing but yes

BOTTOM GRAVES FOR THE WIN 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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Basic summary: it’s time gentlemen… THE WHOREIFCATION OF GRAVES

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Graves let out a big sigh, he was currently in his office looking at some paper work.

A simple knock came from his door, “come in!” Graves answered, in came you. You were graves assistant, you were known for being a jokester towards the big boss man but he still kept you around.

Why? Because he’s in love with you.

“Hey sir” graves rolled his eyes when he heard your “annoying” voice. “Hi y/n” “what you doing there boss?” You peaked over his shoulder.

“None of your business, now tell me why your here” graves replied, putting the papers he had in his hands down onto the table.

“Oh nothing, I’m just here because i miss you” “you literally saw me a few- why are you really here? What do you need lieutenant?”

You could tell graves was getting annoyed very quickly, jeez that task 141 shit was really getting to him huh? “Calm down boss, it’s gonna be okay” you said, rubbing his shoulders.

You knew that phillip’s shoulders were an absolute weak point of his. “F-Fuck off” graves said, stifling his moans.

“Your so cute when you try to hold your moans~” graves felt embarrassed, being teased by an assistant isn’t something that graves would call a “flex”.

“Shut. up.” Graves said through bitten lips. “Come on, let loose Phillip, you know you want too~” you did have a point.

Phillip was really stiff these past few days, he really needed some relaxation for all his hard work. You guided your bosses face to the table, laying it down gently.

“Reeelaaaaxxxxx” you calmly said like those massager people, idk but something like that. “God you’re so fucking annoying y/n”.

“Calm down the hate train football dad I’m just trying to keep you from having a complete meltdown”

The last time graves got so overworked wasn’t a pretty sight for sore eyes.. so preventing it was like a gift from the gods.

Graves let out a big sigh once again, being mean to your pookie bear isn’t gonna win him Phillip 🥱‼️.

He was being too hard on himself and he knew it, once you saw that graves had finally gone into a relaxed state.

You slowly pulled down grave’s pants and boxers. All those teases that you told graves following the lines of “i will eat your ass” were finally becoming true.

Graves shivered, feeling the cold air hitting his bare ass was a new experience for the man. “You ok boss?” “A-All good”.

You chuckled, you looked at the meal you had in front of you. Goddamn did it look delicious, but you couldn’t just dig in just like that. Make him feel it.

You groped both of the two huge mountains of flesh presented in front of you, graves let out a cute little gasp but kept quiet, not wanting you to stop.

You then started leaving bite marks and hickeys on the man’s beautiful buns, they were very soft and were very delectable.

You left one last bite mark and then looked at the real reason for all this. Graves hole puckered slightly (pls be nice to me guys I’ve never wrote someone getting eaten out).

You immediately dived right it, the sudden action made graves jerk his hips forward and moan loudly.

Graves moans didn’t lower and you knew that Phillip wasn’t going to lower them anytime soon. You had a strong grip on his thighs, their soft plushy feeling almost made you cum.

But you knew better than to cum just by touch, so you continued enjoying your meal. Graves’ moans started to get louder, “aH! Fuck fuck fuck fuck!!! Just like that y/n, oh yes just like that, aHh~”.

And just a few seconds later, graves came. Soon after, you came. The both of you tried catching your breath, you got up and comfortably laid yourself on top of graves.

“Get off lieutenant! Your crushing me!” “I’m not that heavy stop lying >:( “

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I’m sorta thinking abt a Valeria and Alejandro x male reader tag team type of thing but idk if y’all want it to be Valeria or Rudy orrrrr maybe both??? , you guys pick and I’ll do it :) .

Also…

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRR 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[shunin-gumis]

Nagi Hachinoya Novel

Essence of a Bouquet

Track 04 - The Paradigm Shift from Asset Meditation

I changed the title of the novel to "Essence of a Bouquet" because I noticed it was actually on the novel cover in English.

Warning: Lots of cursing from Ryui's potty mouth.

A few days later.

Nagi "Ok, all good."

I feel my energy renew as I check my appearance in the mirror. I need to grasp the concept of Secret Energy soon, for the sake of everyone's happiness.

The Asset Meditation that Master Hideko taught us… I'll attain the paradigm shift today for sure.

The preparations are done.

With the healing track that was distributed at the last gathering, I wrap aluminium foil around my head and dance in place.

Just then.

Ryui "Oi Hachinoya…"

Ryui enters my room without even knocking.

Ryui "What the- have you finally lost your marbles!?"

Ryui shouted while gaping wide at my appearance.

~

Ryui "Sit your ass down! Seriously, have you really lost your mind? Ah that's right, you'd already lost it long ago didn't you."

Nagi "Ouch."

Toi "Nagi-kun… why did you wrap aluminium foil around your head?"

Nagi "Apparently when you wear it you can have a deeper connection to the Secret Energy."

Ryui had dragged me to the living room, where Toi was gazing at me with worry.

The interrogation soon started.

Ryui "What the hell was that weird-ass dance you were doing, it was gross as hell."

Nagi "It's called Asset Meditation."

Toi "Nagi-kun, who taught you that?"

Nagi "Master Hideko."

Ryui "Who the fuck is that!"

Ryui was looking at me as if I'd grown two heads.

To think he hasn't heard of Master Hideko…. Ryui must be a fake spiritual medium then.

Toi "I've heard about her before. She's called the Flower Princess Master Hideko right?"

Ryui "Seriously who even is that…"

Nagi "As expected of Toi, you're the real deal."

Toi nodded, though he added that he doesn't think Ryui is a fake.

Toi "She used to be a big name in the spiritual business realm before."

Nagi "Makes sense, Master Hideko's charisma is overflowing."

Ryui "Doesn't it just mean she's good at fooling people."

Toi "I heard that she fell into depression when she lost her husband. There was talk about her losing her powers."

Nagi "No, Master Hideko still has her infinite powers."

Ryui "Shitty-Hachinoya shut your trap already."

Since I got called Shitty-Hachinoya, it might be best to stay quiet for now.

Toi "I'd heard rumors that she got into some shady businesses involving illegal and suspicious spiritual tactics…"

Ryui "Like making their followers dance around with aluminium foil on their heads?"

Toi looked apologetic as he glanced at me, giving a small nod in confirmation.

Ryui "There's no hope for fools."

Toi "I think she just had a moment of weakness because of what happened with her husband…"

Ryui "That doesn't give her the right to take advantage of others though."

Nagi "I'm not being taken advantage of. I'm just about to experience my paradigm shift-"

Ryui "The shithead can shut up."

I've finally been reduced to shithead.

Toi "There are plenty of people in this world who use their spiritual knowledge correctly, and genuinely help people with their problems… But what Hideko-san is doing now isn't right."

Nagi "But Secret Energy can really lead to happiness-"

Ryui "Ahh for fuck's sake, how dense can you get!? I'll look up on how to to undo that brainwashing of yours!"

Ryui scratches his head in frustration while he looks up something on his phone with his other hand. Within a minute, he sees something that makes his eyes blow wide.

Ryui "Hey, did you see the top news today? They just cracked down on some grey-zone gatherings in mahorova."

Toi "Eh?"

Ryui "Apparently they made up some venue to hold their gatherings at. I wonder if that Hideko or whatever will get caught too."

Nagi "Master Hideko is the real deal so there's no problem. By the way, I was thinking about making a donation tomorro-"

Toi "Please open your eyes already Nagi-kun!"

Ryui "Knock it off already you dumbass!"

The two of them looked desperate as they tried to stop me.

After being shaken and slapped around and being made to listen to the "De-brainwashing Beep" that Ryui managed to find, finally-

Nagi "What was I thinking… I almost lost what little savings I had…"

Finally, I came back to my senses.

I thought back on it, and felt somewhere deep down, that Master Hideko might have been deceiving us. That would be the normal reaction, and yet for some strange reason it had been very difficult to try and come to that conclusion by myself.

But if that's the case-

What about Norisuke-san? I was one step away from losing my money but I was saved. He'd seemed very faithful to Master Hideko.

Nagi "Ah."

That's when it hit me. Today was 'that' day.

Nagi "I need to leave now."

Ryui "And where are you trying to head off to?"

Nagi "To the company building of the people operating the Society of Secret Energy."

Norisuke-san had talked about the offline meeting before. He seemed really excited to meet the real Master Hideko, I'm sure he would attend. If I could just find him-

Toi "I'm coming with you! There's something I need to tell Hideko-san and all the followers."

Ryui "Well, I'm already in it, might as well go all out and teach those assholes a lesson!"

Nagi "Thank you, you two… Let's go."

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 5

[dre1mp1r1site]

Gyatt damn you stupid ahh bitch stfu you have no damn Rizz you are COMPLETLY Mid, get your Huggy Wuggy goofy ahh looking gyatt outta here, go back to the Digital Circus with your 27/84 plus 97 bozy Grimace Shake in Pizza Tower. You got no Edge. Goony Goofy ahh Sus Sussy Baka Impostor ima bout to eject your goofy mf ahh no Rizz no sigma L + ratio. Ligma balls not poggers Griddyin on your grave. Hitting the griddy with BanBan and Rainbow Friends on your gave. Always over there fapping and yapping on damn roblox. I'm the rizzler here stupid ahh goofy lookin, I'm going fanum tax on your ass. Chat, is this Real? Because this bitch ass don't know who I am. Opp. No bitches. So unskibiti. I bet ur from Ohio dumbahh Jumbo Josh. You bad ass Banban frum Rainbow Friends Smurf Cat on your grave Chat is this real, cuz this bitch ass is about to commit boybortion broskie ain't no alpha male Chug Jug Loot Lake bros a pibby glitch negitive what the sigma mf dead ass gacha heat aming us rizzler pass that shit bruh you toothless gumdrop💀☠️ 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 Broski lookin like the Nerd emoji erm akcutally sounds like a skill issue go boybkrtion urself your so unskibiti that's so uncanny you unaigma Preppy heinsburg lookin ass bro spawned in from the deepest dephs of Ohio that there could ever be 💀 💀 ☠️ ☠️ stupid ahh Boomer ain't rven bussin bussin bruh what the sigma is wrong with you you Preppy pibby glitch P go content farm yourself hitting thr jizzy on your body 😷 you're giving dead dog 🐕 and not the alpha sigma make kind you Fatherless omega. Nobody not even a sheep from Loot Lake would smash you bruh you and your goofy ahh dumbah lookin stupid face gtfo bruh you aren't even real Nerd. Your words are all cap  🧢🧢 just like your dad (I fucked him bozo) you can't even mew right your bitch ass can't do nothing right 🤫 🧏 go fuck yourself bro got no Lore this Fatherless bitch L + Ratio + what is this + L + ratio + wrong + get a job + unfunny + you fell off + never liked you anyway + cope + ur allergic to gluten + don't care + cringe ur a kid + literally shut the fuck up + galileo did it better + your avi was made in MS Excel + ur bf is kinda ugly + i have more subscribers + owned + ur a toddler + reverse double take back + u sleep in a different bedroom from your wife + get rekt + i said it better + u smell + copy + who asked + dead game + seethe + ur a coward + stay mad + you main yuumi + aired + you drive a fiat 500 + the hood watches xqc now + yo mama + ok + currently listening to rizzle kicks without u. plus ur mind numbingly stupid plus ur voice is ronald mcdonald. Ur so unskibiti ain't evena rizzly bear never my pookie dumbass 69696969 so you can go to bed little kid cry about it. YOU CAN'T RIZZ FOR YOUR LIFE YOU OMEGA NON ALPHA‼️‼️🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

-Unpleasant

"Get out of your cringe aura, its 2024."

"..."

"You definitely wasted your time to not get a single reaction out of me."

25/100 14/1000 1/30

[mutsky]

meet you at the blossom ep 5 running commentary

yas last ep of fun and games before we have to lock in for the rest of the season

-jxb talking smack and immediately getting back behind his wifey lmaooo

-is now really the time to talk about relationships

-his bundles the guy in the blue are NOT EATING

-ahh tweedle dee and tweedle dum

-i love the three stooges

-ohhh huaien is in LOVE

-hes acting like he wont be in the brothel in like 30 minutes

-they are so fucking cute oh my god

-thought that was gonna be a kiss but ill take the hug

-well that's bad

-:( dont punish my baby

-the parents homophobia is pissing me off

-HAS HUAIEN PUT ON THE HAIR ACCESSORY XIAOBAO GAVE HIM????

-ok feminist legend

-xiaobao is so precious he has so much love in him

-has the account book become the roster in the translations?

-"do you wanna marry a man?" yes he sure does

-between this and love sea... dads are really problematic

-jin bao?

-plot plot plot politics politics politics

-homophobia is killing dad

-LETS GET TO THE REAL STUFF

-underling 2 has his bun sideways

-thats why hes in the brothel???

-jin bao for your own good PLEASE shut up

-sorry jealousy and possessiveness in bl is one of my favorite tropes

-so its a misunderstanding

-damn they dead

-hehehehehe this is what im here for ngl cant wait for tomorrow 🤭

[themultifandomgal]

Michael Gray- Time Travel Pt1

This was requested over on Wattpad. So this starts off in modern day, Peaky Blinders isn't a TV show but the Peaky Blinders were real people (which is the TV show does that make sense?). I really liked the idea of this one and enjoyed writing this little story.

I put down my coffee onto the table and continue to work on my dissertation which is about how medicine has changed through the last 100 years, especially metal health and how modern day treatments compare to years ago

"Still at it YN?" my friend Emma who so happens to work at this coffee shop, sits next to me

"Yeah. I'm now on the 1920s but I'm struggling so much. I wish someone would hurry up and invent a time machine so I can go back in time" I sigh

"Be careful what you wish for YN" taking my coffee and taking a sip. The bell dings to signal someone had just walked in

"Holy shit it's that cute guy I was on about"

"Em you've got a boyfriend" I chuckle shaking my head not looking at the guy

"Not for me, for you idiot"

"Ha no thanks"

"Come on it's been a year since you and James broke up. He's moved on time for you to"

"I have. I promise Em, but I don't need to date a guy to show that I have moved on"

"Whatever you say. I have to get back to work, good luck with your dissertation"

"Thanks" I give Emma a smile and get back to work. After a few more hours and cups of coffee I decide it's time to head home to my tiny apartment. Sighing I place my laptop on my coffee table and look at my bookshelf trying to find a specific book. Finding it I pick it up and walk over to the sofa. I sit down at start reading about the Peaky Blinders, the boss had PTSD from war. Before I know it my eyes are shutting and I can no longer stay away.

I'm woken up by screaming and shouting by my neighbour. The sun lights up the whole room, must be morning. Groaning I stretch and go to place the book back on the shelf realising that the book I was reading is here, weird. I look around the room, TV has gone, the wall paper is different and so is my carpet. Feeling confused I stand up to look for my phone. I can't find it anywhere. Maybe I left it at the coffee shop. I head to my bedroom to change into some clean clothes. Everything looks be 1920s clothing. What the hell is going on? I get changed into a purple 1920s dress, I put on some pearls and a hat. I leave my apartment and start to walk towards the coffee shop when a young boy about 13 or 14 bumps into me

"Sorry" he laughs running off, weird.

I arrive to what I though was the coffee shop and open the door

"Ahh you must be the new barmaid" a man says walking over to me

"Excuse me?"

"The last one married Tommy and then... you know what you don't need to know. Ok so the Blinders will use that hatch to ask for their drinks they are priority"

"Blinders? As in the Peaky Blinders?" I frown

"Yes who else. Your not from around here are you?"

"Something like that" still nervous I follow the guy to the bar and he shows me how to poor beers, whiskey, ect.

As I'm getting a hang of it the door opens and a group of good looking men walk in wearing suits

"I'll let Harry know we're here" I hear one of the men say and he walks over towards us. The rest of the men go to the back room where the hatch is. Holy shit these guys are the Peaky Blinders! "you must be the new barmaid"

"I guess so" I frown still so confused about what's going "what can I get you?" 

"Irish whisky"

"Errrm how many glasses?" I ask picking up a tray. The guy just chuckles shaking his head

"A bottle"

"Oh erm ok"

"Just bring it through the door with 5 glasses"

"Ok" I nod my head and the guy walks off. Holy shit he's good looking. I mean they all are but bloody hell he's my type to a tea. I get the whisky glasses and a bottle of Irish whisky and head to the back room. I knock on the door and wait until someone shouts

"Come in" I open the door and see all the men with cards in their hands sat around a table

"Didn't know you hired a new barmaid Arthur"

"Yeah, well, had to get a new one. Harry needed help"

"So what's your name then love?"

"Err YN YLN"

"Nice to meet you YN. Now Arthur there, is your boss, he's our brother. We're your bosses. That's Micheal, Isaiah, John and I'm Tommy"

"Nice to meet you all. Erm I better get back to the bar. Let me know if you need anything" I turn around and walk back to the bar.

The day is over and I walk back to my apartment. I'm going to go straight back to bed. Hopefully when I wake up everything will be back to normal.

[wisteriamemory]

Thoughts on this amazing AyuMaya fic because I need to gush over it!! 💞

The little details about the characters being so loyal to the original sends me into euphoria! “she was quickly brought back to reality as her forehead made contact with the door” - I love this it’s absolutely something absentminded Maya would do and is apart of her adorable charm.

“Ayumi was stumped, which she hated to admit” - this is the most strong headed determined character and being completely focused on her acting, but not being able to settle for less than perfect is just so her!! And AND! Ayumi being happy because she has the chance to play the Crimson Goddess role literally brings so much joy to my heart. I’m thinking about the manga panel when she and baaya are dancing around when she returns back to Tokyo and starts practicing for the Crimson Goddess. I love seeing happy Ayumi more than anything. 🥹

Bringing back the fact all the people Ayumi dated was for research and that she never knew the real feeling of love…just for her to trail off thinking about Maya. Girl realize your feelings sooner please. Your “terrifying beautiful rival” ok girl you can’t blame the tea for this one!

When they meet one another near the pastry shop it sends me back to when they were walking back home from the Two Princesses training and end up going back to Ayumi’s mansion to start to better understand their roles. Ugh yes if they just talked they would get through so much stuff. Ayumi still here in character hating to admit she’s not full grasped her role, I love her not able to hold her gaze to Maya. Then as if to throw Maya off Ayumi buys all those pastries. You know how to make your girl feel special. Eh? Though I can totally see Maya eating all those pastries and Ayumi being so happy she bought as many as she did for her.

“Ayumi-san have you ever been in love?” IM LOSING IT! Ofc Ayumi would nearly spit out her tea, she could not hold her tongue at all with that loaded question.

Moreover, Ayumi seeing Maya struggle to depict Akoya’s love even with having two potentially strong “love interests” really makes my heart swirl with love for them. Maya may have had previous romantic relationships but she has yet to have the love that transcends the bond of two souls. This must have made Ayumi’s heart pang with happiness and desire to fill that role.

“To be honest, when I was trying to think of relationships like Akoya’s and Isshin’s, the first thing that came to mind was..me and you.” THIS HIT ME SO HARD. Maya would just casual blurt out this information without thinking about the emotional weight it would have on their relationship. Ayumi would have an internal crises on her hands while she processed those words, but also that this is what she has been waiting for to finally be bold enough not only confront her own feelings but also be able to express them.

You’re right Maya, you and Ayumi are meant to be on stage together forever. Now kiss her!!

Ayumi being the one to initiate their kiss is EVERYTHING !! I often say that Ayumi’s feelings are buried so deep down and her own thoughts that Maya would never reciprocate the same romantic feelings for her, given the chance to express those feelings Ayumi would dive headfirst in love. So this kiss, this absent minded auto-pilot kiss is my head-canon come to life. THANK YOU OP!! AND THIS LINE “Her Stage Storm” - HERS. Maya is HERS AND HER’S ONLY. I’m on my knees over this line and the boldness of Maya’s continuation of their kiss. YESSSSSS! I’m sobbing over this - and Ayumi being a little possessive over Maya “her stage storm” is SENDING ME 💞

“You started this, yet you’re getting shy, Ayumi-san?” - UMMMMM YES BECAUSE SHE CAN NOT HANDLE HER OWN EMOTIONS MAYA! Ahh! This was THEE MAYA LINE! Maya realizing that Ayumi is a bit shy, and that she can be teasey with Ayumi. Hohoho this is my favourite! But then Ayumi shutting up Maya by pulling her back down for more kisses… be still my beating heart you can handle this. I’m ELATED!

“Ayumi was like a woman starved, grabbing for any part of Maya she could and reveling in the small gasps and sighs that Maya made into their kiss” …all I can say here is these hungry kisses put me in a brief comma… it’s all good I’m back from the planes of euphoria. “This is a performance only Ayumi was privy to, a Maya only her eyes would witness.” FOR AYUMI’S EYES ONLY! Op I love that you wrote this ugh YESSSS!

“She wondered if those boys ever made Maya feel like this, if they ever saw this side of Maya. She hoped not.” UFHHHHHHBDKSNS THISSS! Going back to Maya dating others but never truly feeling the love of two fated souls. This line is EVERYTHING and I truly hope that this is forever true. Ayumi would want to give Maya all the love the girls deserves, her life has been hard enough and Ayumi wants to ensure that Maya never doubts even for a second how truly loved she is.

“…she wanted more of Ayumi” YASS GET IT GIRL! Ayumi is all yours, she only has eyes for you Maya. AYUMI WILL NOT LET MAYA LEAVE EVEN FOR A SECOND OMG! I love how hungry Ayumi is for Maya in this, girls been waiting nearly 10 years to show Maya all the love she has for her.

Damn well this is the end of the fic, a fic posted today and I’ve read it three times and will most likely read it a fourth tonight. I’m so absolutely overjoyed with how this is written and how beautifully in-character the two of them are. Op thank you for writing!! Your style is so beautiful, and I’m obsessed! Thank you will not be enough. You are amazing!! I’m going to go cry over AyuMaya now.

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Gyatt damn you stupid ahh bitch stfu you have no damn Rizz you are COMPLETLY Mid, get your Huggy Wuggy goofy ahh looking gyatt outta here, go back to the Digital Circus with your 27/84 plus 97 bozy Grimace Shake in Pizza Tower. You got no Edge. Goony Goofy ahh Sus Sussy Baka Impostor ima bout to eject your goofy mf ahh no Rizz no sigma L + ratio. Ligma balls not poggers Griddyin on your grave. Hitting the griddy with BanBan and Rainbow Friends on your gave. Always over there fapping and yapping on damn roblox. I'm the rizzler here stupid ahh goofy lookin, I'm going fanum tax on your ass. Chat, is this Real? Because this bitch ass don't know who I am. Opp. No bitches. So unskibiti. I bet ur from Ohio dumbahh Jumbo Josh. You bad ass Banban frum Rainbow Friends Smurf Cat on your grave Chat is this real, cuz this bitch ass is about to commit boybortion broskie ain't no alpha male Chug Jug Loot Lake bros a pibby glitch negitive what the sigma mf dead ass gacha heat aming us rizzler pass that shit bruh you toothless gumdrop💀☠️ 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 Broski lookin like the Nerd emoji erm akcutally sounds like a skill issue go boybkrtion urself your so unskibiti that's so uncanny you unaigma Preppy heinsburg lookin ass bro spawned in from the deepest dephs of Ohio that there could ever be 💀 💀 ☠️ ☠️ stupid ahh Boomer ain't rven bussin bussin bruh what the sigma is wrong with you you Preppy pibby glitch P go content farm yourself hitting thr jizzy on your body 😷 you're giving dead dog 🐕 and not the alpha sigma make kind you Fatherless omega. Nobody not even a sheep from Loot Lake would smash you bruh you and your goofy ahh dumbah lookin stupid face gtfo bruh you aren't even real Nerd. Your words are all cap  🧢🧢 just like your dad (I fucked him bozo) you can't even mew right your bitch ass can't do nothing right 🤫 🧏 go fuck yourself bro got no Lore this Fatherless bitch L + Ratio + what is this + L + ratio + wrong + get a job + unfunny + you fell off + never liked you anyway + cope + ur allergic to gluten + don't care + cringe ur a kid + literally shut the fuck up + galileo did it better + your avi was made in MS Excel + ur bf is kinda ugly + i have more subscribers + owned + ur a toddler + reverse double take back + u sleep in a different bedroom from your wife + get rekt + i said it better + u smell + copy + who asked + dead game + seethe + ur a coward + stay mad + you main yuumi + aired + you drive a fiat 500 + the hood watches xqc now + yo mama + ok + currently listening to rizzle kicks without u. plus ur mind numbingly stupid plus ur voice is ronald mcdonald. Ur so unskibiti ain't evena rizzly bear never my pookie dumbass 69696969 so you can go to bed little kid cry about it. YOU CAN'T RIZZ FOR YOUR LIFE YOU OMEGA NON ALPHA‼️‼️🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

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✨ episode 3 - running commentary✨

- OKAY LETS FO

- "JIMS MUG" HHAHAHAH

- oooooh mrs sandwich love u already

- MURIEL MY BELOVED I LOVE U You ARE PERFECT KN EVERY CONCEIVABLE WAY

- as an expert™ on the matter Muriel's grasp on UK law has me creasing

- LOOK AT MINE FOR A WHILE HAHAHAH yesssssssss

- PLANTS PLANTS

- THEM CROSSED LEGGIESSSS✨✨ CROWLEY MY LOVE YOURE SO FRUITY

- the writing has completely escalated fuck YES this is what I'm TALKKNG ABOut

- crowley YOUR SIDEBURNS ARE SHORT AND GLASSES ARE GREY WHY IT'S ONLY BEEN A FEW DAYS

- "it's a bit of a hobby" DEAD 💀💀💀

- lmao aziraphale u need to calm down my boo chill tf out on that clutch Bentley is SENTIENT

- AHH DIARY DIARY DIARY

- they are so bitchy I love it hahahah my fruity boys taking the piss out of gabe I live for this

- ACCENT ACCENT ACCENT ACC-

- my god the writing has fucking amped tf UP I'm so HAPPY

- oh my god the girls are so cute???? Fuck me UP

- Crowley shut up now pls I'm beggin

- the music has really chilled out and I'm glad my emotions are not being slammed down my throat

- AZIRAPHALE Why ARE YOU ON HIS LEFT

- 'ineffable' 💀💀💀

- YELLOW BENTLEY LMAOOOOOOO SHES GORGEOUS IM WITH YOU AZIRAPHALE but iM DYING THEY ARE SO MARRIED FR FR

- ...Nessie???

- but seriously at 30mph Christ knows how long it took aziraphale to get to Scotland

- ok no seriously ep3 is Everything and I feel so much better

- LIBRARIAN DADDY CROWLEY IN A HENLEY FUCKING DAMNNNNNN 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

- FLY FLY FLY

- DALRYMPKE????????????? Also lmao forbidden soup

- aziraphale is such a bastard I love him so and Crowley is so OP i live for it

- oh aziraphale you really going through your morality adjustment era huh

- NOW KN YOUR GUMSHOE ERA HES BOY YOURE SO DUMB AND EXTRA

- oh no he's a REPORTER fuck hahahha

- OOOP YOU REMEMBER GABE MR LANDLORD HUH

- well i didn't have the freemasons on my bingo card

- Crowley you need to stop being so Real

- the journey aziraphale is going through is giving me Feelings but he needs to stop fucking up fr now you've gone and maimed someone you fool

- AZIRAPHALE STOP BRWAKING MY HEART NOWWWW you need to make a decision quicker my dude

- lmao she's efficient ill give her that

- POISON WHAt NOOOOO

- Crowley stop. Stop singing. Stop.

- uh

- UH

- what am I watching

- aziraphale pls explain how you fell in love with this idiot I'm sorry I need it explaining

- TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH KIND KIND KKND

- DAAAAAAAAAAAANCE??????

- oop statue lmao

- MOBILE PHONE AND KTS NOT CROWLEYS he just asks it god I wish AI worked like that

- THE BOOK ABUSE IM CALLKNG RHE POLICE CROWLEY OH ok suicide ref there ok

- crowley as a cherub????? I LOVE IT???? like he Knows how to fall in love what a baby

- yeah I'm sorry I'm not vibin with Maggie and nina

- crowley you are so dumb and I love you

- GABRIEL GABRIEL GABRIEL PURPLE EYED WANKER ALERT🚨🚨🚨

- AHHHH SHAX NO go away crowley throw garlic at her

- okay I'm still confused over the glasses and haircut

- no don't have a go at goob he's INNOCENT✨✨✨

- "if any harm comes to aziraphale" FUCKING JUST KILL ME WE KNKW YOU LOVE HIM BITCH STOP

I am so not ready for the 40s minisode I don't want ITTTTTTT