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rana I've been wanting to start a writing blog but idk how to start or get my first audience. you're one of my biggest inspos please give me some tips 😭
assuming you’re writing for a kpop boy group that is fairly big, it’s not too hard to get an audience because it's entirely based on two things: tagging correctly and writing something not too niche.
obviously, i would recommend writing things that interest you because you'll find a select group of people who're into the same things you are (assuming you're writing smut) but if you look through tags and see a pattern of the type of fics people mostly enjoy (socmed vs long fics vs drabbles vs blurbs vs most to least's vs bullet points) then i'd suggest to first tap into that to secure an audience.
im not sure if you're writing for txt or not but this applies to any group, you see a post with lots of notes? look at the tags they've used and replicate that lol. id strongly advise against really long ones ie. "enhypen social media au" or "tomorrow x together smut", people aren't searching those up. there's also a feature on tumblr that shows you the amount of people following a tag when you search it up. for example this is how the txt smut tag looks right now:
when it comes to writing, i dont think writing quality is that much of an importance so don't beat yourself up over it. especially when it comes to smut lol nobody's coming to read smut on tumblr for the eloquent word choice you used when you described someone choking on another person's dick. its definitely a plus to be a good writer but its not something thats important to focus on if you think you're not.
onto the things i would avoid using when writing on here: purple prose, any pov other than second person, changing the color of your text, long paragraphs (always try to find a place where breaking it is appropriate, there usually always is), ALL CAPS ESPECIALLY IN DIALOGUE
last two points: make a small intro post (like the one i have pinned) and make it easy for people to access your masterlist. like set it up nowwww!! also i would recommend starting off with taking requests, theres usually someone out there who would shoot their luck (i didnt have a single piece of writing out when a random anon gave me a request!!).
#ahhh also formatting#if you need a post on that send another ask and i'll make a post for it#but hopefully its self explanatory#✶ ━━ rana ; answered
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some Jack moments for anon!! 💞
#jack doohan#autumn posts#too many for that 10 images per post limit!! so I made little collages!#feel free to dm if you want the full of any of these!! just insta stories I have saved from the past few months of lurking hehe#also happy to help with deets like which gp / source etc of course!#ahhh I still don't know the best way to format all this on tumblr dot com alas!!#off to work!! hope everyone has a great day or if its been hard I hope things feel better soon ❤️❤️🩹#the holidays can be hard but I always love coming by this café of f1blr to catch up with y'all!!!
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I have like an entire first season plot in my head for my psychonauts future au I need to write it all down sometime.
#Aac is always formatted more like a tv show in my head than a video game#mostly bc of how many focal characters it has#I’ve always jsut enjoyed framing things as well-connected episodic series…. It makes me go ahhh… what if#also probably because psychonauts 2 had me yearning for a pn tv show for Foreverrr#Those clean ass cutscenes had me yearning dawg#text posts :0]
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New little guy just dropped, Man I really do got my oc brainrot workin at full time... love me some monsters, oh so fun to draw - NightCast and Deadpulse controll me frfr
!!Commissions are open!!
VGen
#IM USING POSTYBIRB FOR THIS#I PRAY THE FORMATING ISNT OFF#AHHH#also Nightcast art nightcast art yaya yayayay yippie#for the few Taleblr that follow me-#-yes this is my iteration of cbf in this story-#ive reworked alot of things its not a pie au anymore#its my own oc bs#BUT it do have the core heart of the fuckery that pie got#art#oc#kengi bengi#illustration#artwork#digital art#digital#monster#supernatural oc#supernatural monster
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And also i just want to say how nice your organisation of yours posts is? Love it, so easy to use and looking VERY nice
(This is definitely not my second ask 🤠, Arsonist neil/ firefighter Andrew snippet pretty pleaseeee?🥺)
WIP Wednesday (9/27) | Arsonist Neil / Firefighter Andrew AU
??? That’s hilarious. But I don’t have any unmet sexual desires. I don’t have any at all. I just like the way fire looks.
Well fuck, Andrew turns to sit sideways on the sofa as he types a short reply.
Andrew You’re an idiot. ??? Because I don’t swing? Andrew Because you burn down buildings for fun. ??? I told you. It’s just relaxing to watch. It’s soothing for some reason. Andrew There’s something wrong with you. ??? You have no idea. Andrew What’s your name?
Andrew doesn’t know why he asks. There’s no way he’ll get a name from this guy. Andrew drops his phone onto the coffee table to go grab a pint of Ben and Jerry’s. When he returns, his screen is lit up with a message.
??? What’s yours? Andrew Andrew. ??? Hi, Andrew. You can call me 10.
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#ahhh thank you that's so sweet! i'm glad you like it! but i sort of stole the layout of my posts from ash (jtl-fics) a little!#also i hope this format is okay for the Texting Parts. :)#andreil#aftg#WIP Wednesday#Arsonist Neil / Firefighter Andrew#answered#🕊️#anon
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Since the polls are ending today maybe I should share my own choices too? 🤔
Tbh, for some characters it's really hard to choose a favorite! 🤣
#everyone who also struggled to choose? you are all so real 🫡#hmm i wonder if this will format how i want it to...#i would like the results post to look nice at least when it's time 😣#journal entry#edit: ahhh the post works at least? i wish i knew how to make it even though like rows of 2 so it'd look neat 😔
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i don’t think you’ve been online enough to see it, but i’ve been doing this christmas card thing and there was just no way i could miss you out 💗 (hope you don’t mind me sending you one!)
currently sobbing literally no one speak to me right now I am completely inconsolable THIS IS THE SWEETEST THING EVER OH MY GOD LULU 😭😭 thank you so much this has made my entire month UGHHHH WHY ARE YOU SO LOVELY?? i am equally incredibly thankful for whatever domino effect ended up making our wee paths cross and I'll never shut up about how stupidly happy i was when we finally met and went to see am!! hope you have a lovely wee christmas AND PLS FOR THE SAKE OF MY OWN HEALTH STOP BEING THE SWEETEST THING EVER (literally never change <33)
#im genuinely like. oh my god.#ive had probably one of the most stressful months of my life and this has just made the whole thing so worth it#also im praying that this posts properly cause the format keeps going all squished whenever i click on it HELP 😭#AND ALEX AND MILES OMG BLESS THAT PHOTO this is no doubt the best christmas card ive ever gotten 😭#anyway ahhh#merry christmas lulu!!#asks#answered#favs
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say you won’t let go
dnf ficlet, no ratings, kid fic & 1k + words

dedicated to @daylightgnf 🌷 ILY
#AHHH OKAY I POSTED IT#i’m scared but LFG#BE NICE TO ME#also lmk if there’s any weird format issues it’s my first time posting on ao3#mae’s fics#<- new tag?? idk#dnf
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guys how many ao3 tags is too many ao3 tags
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graduation 💐
#uhhh I’ve never posted a comic before so idk if this formatting works ahhh#it felt nice to do some personal art tho#and I wanna do more in the future because it’s pretty cathartic and I have many thoughts I’d like to share#but yeah this was fun to make#sorta dedicated to my past self feeling lost but also me in the present feeling a bit lost#but I’m trying to be hopeful and positive and more kind with myself#and all we can do is try ya know#ok enough feelings back to more fanart wooooo#digital art#illustration#art#comic art
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Ahhh I forgot to add the character tags but these guys are Prism and Paradox ofc
Also, nice save Paradox… you’ll get away with it. For now. Also the format I’ve sorta decided on is gonna be -> paradox and prism story (2 posts) then 2 posts for others until we get to the next story :)
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helloooo i literally ADOREEE your writing and have read ALL of your jjk works istg!!! i was wondering if you had any recs for any series? ive been in a slump lately and i rlly wanna read some new fics but cant find any :((
oh i gotchu. all of these are NSFW (unless otherwise indicated), well written, and untragic ending (uhhh unless i remember wrong, some of these i read a long time ago) because i'm picky and a pussy.
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gojo satoru
convergence theory (ao3)
canon au, marriage of convenience au. tension is well written, and gojo is a little shit lke he would be in canon. beautiful and yummy characterization of him as the complex character he is.
shame on me by @starmapz
canon au. i love how gojo is written, and i love trish's writing style, lol. reader has a curse inside her, like sukuna is inside yuji, and gojo comes to take her to jjt. it's very well written the yearning >
games and matches by @lostfracturess
modern au, dad's best friend au. AHHH HE'S SOSOSO FINE IN THIS like i need him so bad. i just love reader's inner conflict and also the drama. i need dilf gojo <3
pandora's box by @c0pkiller
priest au. it's just so interesting to see them battle their impulses and what their religion has told them to do. the pining is chef's kiss, and satoru is realllyyy sweet in this one. i didn't know what to expect when i was reading it but wow it was very, very well written.
moonlight (ao3)
canon au, mating bond au. sort of omega verse but not really. the sexual tension is INSANE and it's genuinely so well written. the angst is delicious and the comfort that follows is even more delicious.
family formation by @dellalyra
found family au in canon universe. i love this one, super fluffy and well written. it's super domestic, and very comforting. i love gojo (as a father and daddy :p)
ukiyo (ao3)
secret marriage au in canon. super flufy as well baha gojo is adorbs :3
baby steps by @lemonlover1110
pregnancy au, and if i remember correctly canon au. the tea in this is crazyyy actually, and i felt the angst as gojo and reader grappled with the pregnancy. i loved the ending, it felt so rewarding <3
nanami kento
inflitration by @pseudowho
canon au, fake marriage au. i loved the pining in this. It had a lot of my favorite tropes, including forced proximity, the classic making out to avoid getting caught, and fake marriage (to overthrow a cult). also haitch writes this man beautifully so ik it was going to a banger
strangers in love by @ayyy-pee
exes to lover au, and the angst hurts really good. they make up very well by the end and i love this series a lottt. lexi writes conflicts out so beautifully, and im so in love. the end had me on my toes but i was so glad nanami pulled thru <3
your best friend's brother by @delirious-donna
modern au, best friend's brother au. the humor is done amazingly well, and their writing style is amazing. The sexual tension is actually INSANE there were times I was screaming at them to fuck because of the chemistry they had :3
toji fushiguro
unscripted (ao3) by @ryowriten / @kasukuna
modern au, toji's a erotic va in this. ITS SO FUNNy and megumi is super super silly. reader is so me coded (she's a loser basically) and toji is super hot. the sexual tension is amazing and it feels like reading a rom com.
sukuna ryomen
hesitance by @yenayaps
modern au, gym employees au SO FLUFFFYYY READER IS ME. i love sukuna like this, where he's so down bad. the ending is sooo sweeet it'll make you cry
defiance by @yenayaps
heian era au. GRAAHHHHHH THIS ONE WAS SO SWEET IT'S SO CUTE LIKE THE ENDING MADE ME CRY BC IT WAS SO SWEET. everyone needs to read this one, i love heian era aus like this
ongoing (BUT i have very strong faith that they are going to be finished because the authors are active with frequent updates. otherwise i'll kms live on camera)
what you know by @starmapz
sukuna x reader college AU. SUPER self indulgent, sukuna is such a cutie. i would even say found family au because sukuna takes care of his brothers and AHHH IT'S ADORABLEEE <3 it's also really steamy bc sukuna is SO HOT so :333
kickoff by @celestie0
gojo x reader, college AU. oh my god i love this series gojo is so lore accurate if he was a college student in 2024. he's just ughhhh so well written you will have such a crush on him. also reader is a baddie too what can i say
in holy matrimony by @celestie0
gojo x reader, modern au, fake marriage au. the banter in this is BEAUTIFUL it's so fucking funny. it's sort of like a rom com, and the angst is just written so beautifully. reader is just a girl :(
motherhood and matrimony by @alygator77
gojo x reader, fake marriage au ceo au. AHH THIS FIC IS MY GUILTY PLEASURE. please im always on my toes with this one, reader's a single mom and her son's interaction w gojo are sooo cute. gojo best dad :(
controller by @yenayaps
sukuna x reader, ceo au. i haven't gotten the chance to fully read this one but WOW seeing the tags + knowing how sienna writes this is gonna be FIRE
angels in the snow (ao3)
nanami x reader, strangers to lovers. don't be afraid to pick this one up just because it's ongoing, you'll feel very satisfied because it feels like a collection (and has 52 chapters already) than an incomplete series. nanami and reader meet at an airport and have to drive home together bc their flight gets canceled. the progression of their relationship is so sweet, and he's suchhh a green flag. very comfy <3
#aashi answers#aashi recs#jjk smut#jjk x reader#gojo smut#gojo x reader#sukuna smut#sukuna x reader#sukuna#gojo#toji x reader#toji smut#jjk fanfiction#nanami x reader#nanami smut#nanami#nanami kento#jjk#jujutsu kaisen
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growing sideways 📧 jeonghan x reader.
yours, whether you like it or not,
📧 pairing. co-workers!jeonghan x reader. 📧 social media au & epistolary (told through emails). 📧 genres. alternate universe: non-idol, alternate universe: co-workers. romance, humor. 📧 includes. mention of alcohol; suggestive language; profanity. workplace rivals, corporate jargon, engineering terms i definitely butchered, use of y/n l/n for e-mail purposes. title from noah kahan’s growing sideways; waaay too many kahan references, really. style and format insp. by cinnamorussell’s tell all your friends i’m crazy (i’ll drive you mad). 📧 notes. this is a bit long, but we ball. in one of my first conversations with @diamonddaze01, we dreamed up workplace rival yoon jeonghan. i offer it, now, as part of a month-long celebration for the person i’ve dedicated a good quarter of my work to. tara, i’ll never meet someone who won’t know about you. nanu ninnannu pritisuttene! 🔭
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from: L/N Y/N [email protected] to: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] subject: Re: Test Platform Validation Report (EU Submission)
Yoon,
I reviewed the validation draft you uploaded this morning. Fascinating interpretation of clause 4.3.2. Bold of you to skip the stability data appendix entirely. I can only assume it was an artistic choice.
Also, the raw tensile data from the 0528 batch isn’t included. If it was meant to be in the shared drive, it wasn’t in any of the usual folders (QA_Share > FR_Validation > tensile_data > missing_files > probably_Jeonghan’s).
I’ve attached my edits. I added actual numbers.
Regards, L/N Y/N she/her [email protected]
from: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] to: L/N Y/N [email protected] subject: Re: Test Platform Validation Report (EU Submission)
Thank you for the prompt review. I assumed your obsession with clause 4.3.2 would outweigh your impulse to nitpick, but alas—some things never change.
The stability data was excluded intentionally while awaiting results from the accelerated aging test. If you opened the protocol (second folder under QA_Share > FR_Validation > tensile_data > definitely_not_missing), you’d see that.
As for your edits, I appreciate the effort. It’s cute when you pretend Excel likes you back.
Best, Yoon Jeonghan he/him [email protected]
from: L/N Y/N [email protected] to: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] subject: Re: EU Submission - FR Manufacturing Coordination
Yoon,
Not that I expect you to read full briefs, but just in case you skimmed this one: yes, the transfer protocols need to be locked before next Friday if we want the France site to hit qualification by Q3.
Your last edits to the QAP template were inspired. I didn’t know it was possible to confuse ISO 13485 with a haiku.
I’ve restructured the equipment IQ section. You’re welcome. You’ll need to coordinate with Wonwoo at the Lyon site for vendor access, assuming you remember to email him this time.
I’ll see you in Lyon.
Disrespectfully, L/N Y/N she/her [email protected]
from: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] to: L/N Y/N [email protected] subject: Re: EU Submission - FR Manufacturing Coordination
Of course I read the brief. Just because I don’t annotate every margin with red ink and superiority complexes doesn’t mean I don’t understand the deadline.
I’ll coordinate with Wonwoo, assuming you don’t scare him off again with your charmingly blunt emails. (I still have the screenshot of him calling you “intimidatingly competent.”)
By the way, your IQ revisions look fine. Shockingly legible this time. Congratulations.
I’ll see you in Lyon. Try not to sabotage the coffee machine this trip.
Until customs detains us, Yoon Jeonghan he/him [email protected]
from: L/N Y/N [email protected] to: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] subject: Re: EU Submission - FR Manufacturing Coordination
If Wonwoo was intimidated, it’s because I sent him instructions written in complete sentences. A rare treat, I know.
You still haven’t confirmed the calibration matrix. We’ll need the traceable certs before equipment ships, or do you plan to charm EU regulators into letting us slide on documentation? Actually, don’t answer that. I’ve seen you talk to vendors.
Also: bring the correct adapter this time. I’m not sharing an outlet with you again.
Best of luck (to me), L/N Y/N she/her [email protected]
from: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] to: L/N Y/N [email protected] subject: Re: EU Submission - FR Manufacturing Coordination
The calibration matrix is in the tracker: third tab, fourth column, next to the thing labeled “READ ME, PLEASE” Try it. It’s fun.
And yes, I plan to charm the regulators. You, on the other hand, can stun them into compliance with your piercing PowerPoint transitions.
As for the outlet. I’m bringing an adapter. And a surge protector. For reasons.
Looking forward to our time in France. Nothing says “teamwork” like four days of jetlag and passive aggression.
Yours in regulatory purgatory, Yoon Jeonghan he/him [email protected]
YJH 👿 (Work) [8:13 AM]: why do you type so aggressively. the guy next to me thinks you’re yelling at me You [8:14 AM]: he’s not wrong. YJH 👿 (Work) [8:15 AM]: did you really need three highlighters in your carry-on? You [8:15 AM]: yes. the pink one is for your mistakes. YJH 👿 (Work) [8:16 AM]: romantic You [8:16 AM]: if you die on this trip it’s going to be from a highlighter to the throat. YJH 👿 (Work) [8:17 AM]: worth it You [8:17 AM]: you are the worst seatmate in existence. YJH 👿 (Work) [8:18 AM]: you snore when you pretend not to be sleeping and your pointy elbow crosses the line You [8:18 AM]: so we’re calling it a truce? YJH 👿 (Work) [8:19 AM]: we’re calling it foreplay
☾ You have silenced Notifications.
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from: L/N Y/N [email protected] to: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] subject: FR Submission Debrief + Documentation
Yoon,
Per our debrief notes (the ones not written on a cocktail napkin), I’ve uploaded the final QAP revisions and vendor qualification summaries to the shared drive. You can stop emailing me pictures of our hotel room as “documentation.” Though impressive dedication to fieldwork.
Also, your expense report still lists the mini bar from Tuesday night. Pretty bold move, considering you insisted you only drank half the bottle.
Respectueusement, L/N Y/N she/her [email protected]
from: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] to: L/N Y/N [email protected] subject: Re: FR Submission Debrief + Documentation
You’re welcome for the in-room stress testing of French plumbing. I was being thorough.
Also, I did only drink half. You drank the other half and then told the front desk I was your emotional support engineer.
Re: shared drive. I see your formatting crimes continue. I fixed your spacing in the risk assessment table. Try to be better.
Yours across all timezones, Yoon Jeonghan he/him [email protected]
from: L/N Y/N [email protected] to: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] subject: Re: FR Submission Debrief + Documentation
Yoon,
I’d fix my spacing if you’d stop adjusting my bullet styles just to mess with me. And next time, maybe don’t volunteer us for the plant tour while hungover. Watching you nearly fall into a vat of solvent was not the regulatory impression we wanted.
Stop calling me yours, L/N Y/N she/her [email protected]
P.S. You still owe me one (1) bed. I’m adding it to your performance review.
from: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] to: L/N Y/N [email protected] subject: Re: FR Submission Debrief + Documentation
Not my fault someone booked the hotel late and got us the romantic suite. You’re lucky I didn’t call room service for rose petals.
I’ve uploaded the final sign-offs and confirmation from the French regulatory contact—who says we’re the most “thorough and theatrically matched” engineers she’s worked with. I think that’s a compliment.
Let me know if I’ve missed any appendices. Or if you want your highlighter back.
Yours, even if you deny me (hotel registration said so), Yoon Jeonghan he/him [email protected]
P.S. I liked sharing the room with you. Not because of budget errors or international confusion. Just because it was you.
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from: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] to: L/N Y/N [email protected] subject: Supplier Audit Timeline + Other Things
Great audit notes, as usual. I’ve attached my edits for the CAPA log. We’ll have to discuss column F, because your formulas hate me.
Also, bold of you to post a photo of flowers on a Tuesday. Does SVT approve PTO for midweek romance now?
Am I being cheated on?, Yoon Jeonghan he/him [email protected]
from: L/N Y/N [email protected] to: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] subject: Re: Supplier Audit Timeline + Other Things
Yoon,
Corrected the formula logic in column F. Try not to break it again.
And yes, Tuesday dates are a thing now. Believe it or not, some people find me tolerable enough to see more than once.
Shocking, I know.
Regrets, L/N Y/N she/her [email protected]
from: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] to: L/N Y/N [email protected] subject: Re: Supplier Audit Timeline + Other Things
Don’t worry. I’m sure your second date will be charmed by your bullet point consistency.
Personally, I’ve never seen the appeal of dating someone like you. Too sharp. Too bossy. Too quick to judge formula errors.
Fortunately, SVT doesn’t require us to like each other outside of Gantt charts.
Yours, whether you like it or not, Yoon Jeonghan he/him [email protected]
from: L/N Y/N [email protected] to: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] subject: Re: Supplier Audit Timeline + Other Things
Yoon,
Believe me, the feeling is mutual. I'd sooner date a malfunctioning tensile tester.
I fixed your math in the timeline estimates. Again. Please don’t bother me for the rest of the week. I’m going to be busy preparing for date number two.
(You wish I was) Yours, L/N Y/N she/her [email protected]
You [11:42 PM]: he ghosted me. u jinxed it. You [11:43 PM]: i shaved my legs for nothing. hope ur happy. You [11:44 PM]: he said he liked my slides. he LIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You [11:45 PM]: sitting alone at a bar rn contemplating the meaning of life.. and if i can blow u up telepahteitcally.... YJH 👿 (Work) [11:45 PM]: *telepathically YJH 👿 (Work) [11:46 PM]: which bar. You [11:47 PM]: fucking MANSPLAINER You [11:47 PM]: don’t come near me EVEREVER
YJH 👿 (Work) requested your location.
You started sharing your location with YJH 👿 (Work).
You [11:50 PM]: fuckfcuckfuckity my fat fucking thumbs FMLLL YJH 👿 (Work) [11:53 PM]: i’m coming. don’t order tequila until i get there. or do. i want to see the disaster myself. You [11:55 PM]: jerk YJH 👿 (Work) [11:56 PM]: always. save me a seat, heartbreak girl
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from: L/N Y/N [email protected] to: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] subject: Re: Equipment Revalidation Schedule
Yoon,
Your revised equipment validation timeline looks solid. I’ve flagged the dates where QRA and process requal overlap. You’ll need to talk to Ops to make sure there’s no resource conflict.
Also, thanks. For the other night.
Don’t make a thing out of it. Reluctantly yours, L/N Y/N she/her [email protected]
from: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] to: L/N Y/N [email protected] subject: Re: Equipment Revalidation Schedule
Wow. A “thanks.” What is this, a truce?
Noted on the QRA overlap—I’ll sync with Ops and shift our timeline by 2-3 business days. I’ve attached a revised Gantt for your very critical review.
Also: you owe me fries.
Yours with no reluctance whatsoever, Yoon Jeonghan he/him [email protected]
P.S. Don’t let your guard down. I’d hate for you to start thinking I’m nice.
P.P.S. You’re beautiful when drunk. Infuriating, but beautiful.
from: L/N Y/N [email protected] to: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] subject: Re: Equipment Revalidation Schedule
Attached: my comments on your Gantt chart (see rows 14–27). Also, your font choices are unhinged. You’re lucky you’re marginally good at your job.
Fries are contingent on you not mentioning the karaoke. Sober now, L/N Y/N she/her [email protected]
P.S. You’re nice when you think I’m too drunk to remember.
from: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] to: L/N Y/N [email protected] subject: Re: Equipment Revalidation Schedule
I’ll swap the font if it means less red pen in my inbox.
And don’t worry, I’d never mention your rendition of “Dancing Queen” in front of senior management. Or that you made me sing backup.
As for being nice: I was just making sure you didn’t fall asleep in a nacho basket. Again.
Drunk on you, Yoon Jeonghan he/him [email protected]
P.S. I remember everything you said. Even the parts you don’t.
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user1 fly safe, babygirl user2 ermmm.. am i witnessing a soft launch ?! min9yu_k I’d know that YSL bag from anywhere 😏 user3 How can I be youuu :( user4 is that a BOYFRIEND?! junhui_moon strategic non-response to any of the comments here #respect
from: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] to: L/N Y/N [email protected] Subject: Re: France Stability Testing Timeline
Attached: updated protocol outline and projected data submission window. Added notes re: temperature excursions flagged by the lab.
Unrelated, but I saw your latest post. Interesting how you managed to frame the lighting just right on that cafe table. Almost as if someone you work with took the photo.
Also, bold choice uploading a cropped version of that one picture of me holding five tote bags. Very “soft launch,” very subtle.
Launched like a rocket ship, Yoon Jeonghan he/him [email protected]
from: L/N Y/N [email protected] to: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] subject: Re: France Stability Testing Timeline
This isn’t the time.
The humidity chamber failed mid-run and half of the accelerated aging samples are compromised. I’ll need to retest from baseline and revalidate the controls. Not sure yet if it pushes our submission, but I’m flagging it with QA.
I suggest you review section 6.2 of the protocol instead of obsessing over my Instagram.
L/N Y/N she/her [email protected]
from: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] to: L/N Y/N [email protected] Subject: Re: France Stability Testing Timeline
Didn’t mean to distract. I hadn’t seen the alert yet. Engineering just looped me in on the chamber issue. I’ll prioritize sourcing backup samples and contact Tech Ops to check chamber calibration across all zones.
You’ll have data. We’ll make it work.
(But if you were soft-launching me, I looked great.)
Trying too hard, Yoon Jeonghan he/him [email protected]
from: L/N Y/N [email protected] to: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] subject: Re: France Stability Testing Timeline
Yoon,
Appreciated. Sorry I snapped.
I just really didn’t want this run to go sideways. I know it’s not your fault—but I’ve been fielding calls since 7:00 a.m. and I’m a little fried.
Yours and then some, L/N Y/N she/her [email protected]
P.S. You looked ridiculous, but sure. Let the internet wonder.
from: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] to: L/N Y/N [email protected] Subject: Re: France Stability Testing Timeline
You can yell at me any time. Preferably not before coffee, but I’ll survive.
QA says they’ll expedite sample disposal so we can start the new batch by end of week. I sent you a revised Gantt. And a snack. Don’t fight me on it.
Yours in whatever way you’ll have me, Yoon Jeonghan he/him [email protected]
P.S. Internet speculation is already intense. I’ve received two DMs inquiring if I’m truly off the market. Is this your twisted little way of staking claim?
from: L/N Y/N [email protected] to: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] subject: Re: France Stability Testing Timeline
The snack was suspiciously well-timed. You’re lucky I like sesame.
Re: QA—I’ll update the submission calendar and notify Regulatory we’re adjusting the stability window.
And tell your fans I’m flattered, but my standards are higher than “guy who argues about font weight in shared spreadsheets.”
Yours for some reason (When did I succumb to this?), L/N Y/N she/her [email protected]
from: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] to: L/N Y/N [email protected] Subject: Re: France Stability Testing Timeline
For the record, I wasn’t arguing. I was advocating for consistent formatting.
Also: I’m sorry. For earlier. I should’ve checked the system alerts before joking around. You always catch things first, and I forget what it’s like to be under that kind of pressure all the time.
Let me know what else you need. I mean it.
Yours for equally no reason (I bookmarked the first time you signed off with ‘yours’, btw), Yoon Jeonghan he/him [email protected]
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from: L/N Y/N [email protected] to: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] subject: Apologies for the Timestamp
Yoon,
I realize this is past hours. I won’t pretend it’s an emergency—it’s just the draft for the stability test realignment we discussed. I needed to get it out of my head or I wouldn’t sleep. It can wait until morning. I just didn’t want to forget.
Sorry. Again. Sleep well, or party well, or whatever it is you’re doing tonight.
Terribly sorry, L/N Y/N she/her [email protected]
from: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] to: L/N Y/N [email protected] Subject: Re: Apologies for the Timestamp
Got your email—yes, timestamp noted.
I’m out. Drinking. Loud music, terrible lighting, questionable tequila. I’ll look at the draft during actual work hours. I promise.
Also, you do know that you’re allowed to exist outside work. Don’t apologize for thinking too hard. That’s half your brand.
Buzzing like a drunk bumblebee, Yoon Jeonghan he/him [email protected]
from: L/N Y/N [email protected] to: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] subject: Re: Apologies for the Timestamp
Yoon,
Enjoy your night out. Try not to bully the DJ. May your drinks be overpriced and your lighting flattering.
And hey—hope you pull. You deserve someone mildly tolerable for a few hours.
Cheers, L/N Y/N she/her [email protected]
from: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] to: L/N Y/N [email protected] Subject: Re: Apologies for the Timestamp
The drinks are terrible. The lighting is flattering. I’ve technically pulled, but she’s more interested in the bartender now, which is fine because—
I miss you. You, and your midnight overthinking, and your Excel color codes, and the way you always say “don’t wait up” but still check your inbox five minutes later.
I miss you. Stupidly. Even while I’m here.
Yours at my own risk, Yoon Jeonghan he/him [email protected]
from: L/N Y/N [email protected] to: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] subject: Re: Apologies for the Timestamp
Yoon,
Pray tell why you're getting drunk and you're "pulling" what I can assume to be ABGs whose names you won't even know in the morning, and yet you're still in the club, emailing me? Missing my drunken emails?
Why? Are the girls of Wall Street not enough for you?
Totally not jealous, L/N Y/N she/her [email protected]
from: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] to: L/N Y/N [email protected] Subject: Re: Apologies for the Timestamp
I can answer this so simply, it won’t even be fun.
The girls of Wall Street will never be you.
No one will ever be you.
I'm not enjoying my night as much as I should because you're not here. I'm in the club, drunk AND emailing you. That should tell you everything.
Come out with me next time. Wreck my plans. Ruin the music. Steal my coat.
I may be playing with fire, but to hell with it.
Burning myself, Yoon Jeonghan he/him [email protected]
from: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] to: L/N Y/N [email protected] Subject: Re: Apologies for the Timestamp
I can feel you overthinking all the way from here. You’re probably thinking that I’ll wake up tomorrow morning and regret all of this. That I will be unable to face you at work come Monday, when I am no longer drunk out of my mind and thinking you are the most brilliant, most gorgeous, most infuriating person alive.
You will be right. Thankfully, though, these are—what do the kids call it? ‘Receipts’. You will have a paper trail. These emails will be between you, me, and that Australian guy from IT.
He will know, and you will know, that I may have the most miniscule work crush on you.
Jesus Christ. What am I? A high schooler?
Let’s try that again: Love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. What I’m feeling for you isn’t love. It’s so much more than that.
Love sucks, and I need to sober up, Yoon Jeonghan he/him [email protected]
from: L/N Y/N [email protected] to: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] subject: Re: Apologies for the Timestamp
Get home safe, Jeonghan.
Yours, with questions, L/N Y/N she/her [email protected]
from: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] to: L/N Y/N [email protected] Subject: Re: Apologies for the Timestamp
You just called me Jeonghan.
Yours, with answers (maybe), Yoon Jeonghan he/him [email protected]
from: L/N Y/N [email protected] to: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] subject: Re: Apologies for the Timestamp
That’s your name, isn’t it?
Stop e-mailing me while you’re at the club.
Fine. Yours, L/N Y/N she/her [email protected]
P.S.: I may have the most miniscule work crush on you, too.
from: Yoon Jeonghan [email protected] to: L/N Y/N [email protected] Subject: Re: Apologies for the Timestamp
i am goi n to die
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🌸 @csevet asked:
hi my copy of iyhm just came in and my fiancee and i snuggled up and read the whole thing cover to cover and CRIED!!! i love when lesbians 💕💞💝💗💝💗💘💞💖💗💝
AHHHHH thank you SO much!!! OMGGGGG 🥺 live laugh lesbian..... 💞💗💖💕💖💞💕💖💗
🌸 @chrysalis-the-butterfly asked:
I read If You'll Have Me a few months ago and I loved it! Your art is so pretty and Momo and PG are such cool characters! 🥰 If you're okay with sharing, I'd be interested to hear what inspired you during the creative process? Were there any pieces of media or any other characters which influenced the formation of Momo and PG? Or did you do your own thing?
oh my gosh! thank you!! i really love character interactions and relationship dynamics, so i wanted to depict two girls who seemed like opposites - one cool and laid-back, the other soft and sweet. after a while they started to take on a life of their own, and i thought it'd be wonderful if their story could evoke the feeling of a shoujo romance!
i had a lot of things on my mind when i wrote the script... friendship, intimacy, communication... communication can be so hard! sometimes it's harder with someone you're close to because their opinion is so important to you. and what happens when you've got a character who's non-confrontational and has low self-esteem + someone who prefers actions over words, and would rather burn bridges than admit to feeling vulnerable? how would they get past that? i wanted to write their flaws as believable, and how their life experiences have shaped the way they think about themselves / the way they respond to personal conflict... but also how they learn from each other and grow ❤️ tysm for the question!!
@bisexualgoof asked:
Hi Eunnie! I just finished reading “If You’ll Have Me” and let me tell you, it was spectacular! I saw it in a local bookstore the other day and it was a no brainer to grab. The characters are so fun, the story is beautiful and heartfelt, and honestly every character is attractive… I especially fell in love with the pages of the books without words, especially 312-313, it made me cry. Such beautiful art! I related to PG’s annoyance with her long hair, I felt very seen with her comments. I’ve definitely said “I’d like to forget” so many times myself, right to my butch heart haha. Thank you for sharing this story with the world, and thank you in particularly for your acknowledgment at the end of the book, it made me feel seen. What an amazing love story, hope to see more of this adorable couple in the future!
oh my goodness!! this is so lovely and wonderful and ahhh T_T thank you so very much. it's such a dream, having these girls be out in the world with their personalities and backstories revealed at last! and i'm so happy to hear about the cast and side characters, i love designing people hehe ♥ i'll definitely keep drawing this couple, alongside more sapphic couples that are to come 😍 thank you!!
🌸 @skittles-rainbow-cat asked:
HI HI HI!!! you’ve been one of my fave artists forever and i just got done with iyhm and it’s sooooo amazing im in love with it. also i think strawberry blonde by chloe moriondo fits mono and pg very well :] i hope you’re having a good day and thank you for all your art it heals me in many ways <3333
HIIII omg!!! thank you so much! this song is so cuteeee oh my gosh this line:
Takes my hand in hers when the lights aren’t on Smaller than mine and oh god I am gone
it's so sweet ;_; thank you forever, i hope you're having a wonderful day!! <3 <3 <3
🌸 @lord-of-the-froggies asked:
Howdy Eunnie! I know you're probably swamped with work right now, but I just wanna let you know that I got my copy of your book today!! I'm gonna start reading it right away, it looks and feels amazing. From a fellow Washington artist to another--congratulations on such a huge achievement!
yay hello fellow washingtonian! and fellow artist!! thank you so much for your kind words 🥺 and i'm so glad the book got to you safely! wishing you a happy read~
🌸 Anonymous asked:
I just found your art today and after scrolling through your stuff I went and pre-ordered your book. I'm so excited!!
omggg thank you that means so much!!! ;_; <3
🌸 @ddooyoung asked:
I got my (signed!) copy of the book, and I love it SO MUCH. It's everything I was hoping and more. I love finally getting to know them, especially Momo. Since the first time I saw them, I thought Momo was a lot like me and now I have confirmation 😆 Thank you so much for writing such a wonderful story!!! I'm excited for everything you do 💗
WAHH thank you so much!! yesss i'm so overjoyed to finally share their story after so long! i hope the signature turned out okay, i was very nervous signing books for the first time (shaky hand and everything) 😱 i think next time it would be fun to make a custom stamp and stamp a doodle next to my signature hehe. thank you again!!! 💕
🌸 Anonymous asked:
I somehow missed the news about your having created a whole damn book?? was just flipping through yu & me books's holiday gift guide and did a double take when I saw priscilla and momo!! zoomed in and sure enough, there was your name at the bottom! congrats on ihym and congrats on being featured on rec lists from shops as cool as yu & me 🎉😍
omggg thank you thank you!! 🥰 AHHH yu & me books looks so amazing! i've been to new york just once but if i ever get to go back i have to visit them... i'm always looking for indie bookstores to throw my money at 😤
🌸 Anonymous asked:
1. Will there be an “if you’ll have me” sequel? 2. Is Momo her full name or a Nick name? If it’s a Nick name what is her full name? Thank you i love your work! ❤️😊
ahh there's no sequel planned as of right now! but i'd love to make one if i get the chance... i have some ideas that i think would be fun <3 and momo gardner is her full name! i liked gardner because it made me think of flowers ☺️❤️ thank you so much!!
🌸 @upsidedown-shadow-dreamer asked:
Hello, long time fan here. If You'll Have Me was delivered an hour ago and I've already finished my first read. OMG it's AMAZING. I love the story, the beautiful art, the inner thoughts, the pacing, the page color changes for back story… Just major WOW. I hope you are so proud of this work. I'm already looking forward to reading it again. Thank you!!!
this is sooooo AHHHHH T_T i'm in tears. i can't tell you how happy and thrilled i am to hear this!!! it's so encouraging and uplifting and ahh!! i want to make more stories... and just knowing that this book will be read by the same person more than once, omg! it's truly the highest of praise. thank you from the bottom of my heart <333
🌸 Anonymous asked:
Hello!! I just remembered I could borrow graphic novels as e-books from my local library, found IYHM, devoured the entire thing in one sitting, then went through your tags so I could look at all your other IYHM art, and I was wondering if you'll make more stories about Momo and PG because I can't get enough of them! Absolutely obsessed with these two and I love seeing them so happy together 💖💖💖💖
hello!! oh i'm absolutely over the moon about this! i can definitely see myself making a follow-up book if i'm so lucky 🙏 but i'll keep on drawing more minicomics and illustrations no matter what!! thank you so much for this wonderful message 💕💕💕💕
🌸 Anonymous asked:
hi!! love love love your art!!! do you think we can expect to see another graphic novel about momo and priscilla in the future?
🌸 Anonymous asked:
I’ve read IYHM so many times already and I absolutely loved it!!!! Are you planning on writing another book with Momo and PG? Is is there a way we can buy more of your stories?
thank you both so much!!!! <3 a sequel is actually one of the ideas i pitched for my second book! my editor cautioned against it in case IYHM didn't perform well, so i ended up going in a different direction - but my fingers are crossed for future opportunities 😤 realistically, it will probably depend on sales... but for the record, i'd want to do one regardless of the numbers...
i have one more book coming out, which i'm working on right now! the timeline is a bit up in the air atm but i'll try to keep everyone posted. making a book is so slow but i'm so grateful to you all for waiting 🥺💛
🌸 @randomqueernoun asked:
Do you make webcomics for other apps/websites? If yes where can I find them and what do I search in them to find your comics?
ahh not at the moment! but thank you SO much for the interest! one of my biggest goals right now is to set up a website where i have all my work in one place, and that would definitely be the place where i post future webcomics 👀
also, just as an aside... i want to make webcomics so bad. i think after my next book, i might take a break from traditional publishing to do that. sometimes i can't believe i'm drawing hundreds of pages i can't post... i'm like, how are people supposed to read this if i can't show them? how will they know?! ahh it kills me... but yes... someday!!!
part 3 to come~
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I have been going back and rereading your burning spice heat post over and over to the point where its concerning, and now all I can think about is other cookies that would also have heats because of their anatomy… If beast cookies can have heats, you think dragon cookies can? or would it be more like a rut or mating season… omg pitaya breeding kink my beloved (I thank you for feeding the burning spice lovers with smut because there is NOT enough content for this man… and pitaya, PITAYA I LOVE YOU AUGH-)
ahhh how a dragon like pitaya would behave in a dragonic rut? i got youuu. by the way i havent reached the lore point of him but i heard he went undercover eventually sometime in the hollyberry kingdom, but i'll just do normal pitaya cookie.
Unlike beasts with isolated ruts, Pitaya goes through mating seasons. Longer, cyclical, and cosmically charged. Every few years, when specific solar flares or energy alignments in Earthbread occur, all of their draconic instincts rise to the surface. It’s inescapable.
He hates how it makes him lose control but he secretly waits for it too. His body heats up—he’s steaming, his scales glow faintly, and his breath becomes heavier.
His pupils slit tighter, always tracking you.
He gets scent-drunk. Smelling you makes him sway like he’s drunk on pheromones.
His cock is constantly half-hard even when he’s snarling about something unrelated
“Ssstupid mating season… Can’t even think straight when you walk by.”
The first few days? He’s still smug. Still full of pride and fire. But the longer the season goes on, the more it strips away his civility.
You might find him growling at his own reflection. You might find claw marks in the stone wall. You will find him breathing down your neck when you’re alone, sniffing at your throat and whispering filth.
“You’re myss… Mine. You belong under me. Sssstuffed full. I can’t—can’t focus until you’re ssstuffed.”
By the middle of the season? He can’t even sleep. Just paces, touches himself, grinds against pillows, and always thinks of you.
DRAGON FORM? TOO BIG.
They’re massive, scaled, a literal ancient creature of destruction—and they can't do a single thing to you in that form.
Not safely. Not gently.
Not without breaking you.
Imagine the frustration.
They’re pacing as a dragon, cock too heavy to twitch without lava pooling under them, breath ragged from the mere scent of you. But you're too small.
Too fragile.
“Tch. Ussselessss—this form is uselessss!”
So they transform down into Cookie form for relief.
Smaller—but just barely manageable.
Claws still too sharp. Tail still twitching. Teeth bared even as they try to be gentle.
And now their cock feels oversized even for their Cookie body, flushed dark red, angrily throbbing as if all that dragon heat got stuffed into a more limited shell.
“Even thisss body… it’s still too much for you.” As he pounds your guts out
“And yet… look at you. Splitting for me. Sssso brave…”
The Frustration of Holding Back
Every second Pitaya isn’t transformed feels wrong to them. They’re meant to dominate, to loom, to claim from above. But instead they’re forced to kneel just to stuff themselves into you.
Forced to press slow…
...when their instincts demand they maul.
They hiss in frustration between thrusts—trying not to shred the bedding, trying to hold your hips still with trembling claws. The heat of the dragon form still simmers under their dough.
“I’m doing this for you. Holding back. Crushing it down… So you can still ssstand tomorrow.”
But your tiny body clenching around them? Your scent on their tongue?
It’s not enough.
“I want to knot you and roar until the mountains ssplit. But thiss—Thiss will have to do. For now.”
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AHABFEHSHAHFB DRAGONSSS
Also EWWW why is it formatted so weird on mobile
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Barcelona boy | Marc Bernal x Reader
pairing . . . marc bernal x sainz!gf!reader
summary . . . Announcing that you're dating a Barcelona boy (when you were from Madrid and when your brother is probably the biggest Real Madrid fan) was hard, but the internet had your back, at least mostly
request . . . yes!! based on this request!
word count . . . N/A
warnings . . . none! reader is youngest sainz and is 17!! ALSO convos between carlos, reader and marc (basically spanish speakers) will be in spanish but written in english bc i dont want to bother with wrong translation <3
faceclaim . . . various girls from pinterest!
alexavia yaps . . . lmk if i should make a part 2!!!! legit spent like 27 years trying to find plot ideas for this when it finally clicked last night so yes!! i hope yall like it! ALSO IGNORE HOW THE POSTS CHANGE FORMAT HALFWAY THROUGH I HAD TO COMPENSATE THE IMAGE LIMIT!!
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username32 when i say i need to be wag i meant be HIS wag
lamineyamal who's dog is that?
marcbernal_ none of your business
lamineyamal don't get feisty lover boy
username33 lover boy huh
username34 i live for lamine terrorising and violating marc
username35 AHHH I SAW HIM OUTSIDE THE SHOP
username36 WE HAVE BEEN FED A MARC SELFIE
username37 hes so pretty i say as i sigh dreamily
username38 not lamine terrorising both marc and y/n LMFAO
username39 i just know hes their number one shipper
username40 ARGENTINA MENTION??? VAMOS 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷
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yourusername ew im reunited with carlos but im back on the track!! carlos starting p2 but i have hope for him! FORZA FERRARI SEMPRE
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username41 dare i say WHAT IS MARC BERNAL DOING IN THE LIKES
username42 weirdest crossover fr
username41 i just realised they might be together so its not weird
scuderiaferrari forza ferrari 🏁🏎️
yourusername VAMOS CARLOS 🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦
username43 HELP y/n is not having any of that italian propaganda
username44 what a life
username45 can i marry her so i can attend the races too
username46 mothered so hard the earth cracked
carlossainz55 my bad luck charm ❤
yourusername consider death?
carlossainz55 no
yourusername thats sad, you should consider it
carlossainz55 stop telling me to kill myself
yourusername no
carlossainz55 im telling mama
yourusername pls no im sorry
lando_norris so this is how i make y/n shut up
username47 i live for the sainz sibling shenanigans
username48 real stuff
username49 oh to be related to a f1 driver
username50 manifesting a carlos win so he gets to spray y/n with the champagne
username51 bribing max to let carlos win
username52 guys y/n is my wife btw
username53 nah shes my wife
marcbernal_ MY wife
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username52 did marc bernal just reply to my comment or am i schizophrenic
username54 probably the latter bc i didnt see anything
username53 me either
username55 that book is not a want its a need
username56 dream in life is to attend a gp
username57 AND see y/n there
username58 just realised that if she dates marc then we get marc paddock appearances
username59 a goddess
username60 i NEED her omg
username61 I MET HER IN THE GP AND SHE WAS SO NICE OMG
username62 LUCKYYYY
username63 GOD HAS FAVS
username64 MY DREAMMM UGHH
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marcbernal_ 🏝️☀️
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username65 SIR???
username66 marc you cant post this then refuse to elaborate
username67 SOFT LAUNCH?????
paucubarsi ohh getting brave arent we
marcbernal_ shut up
paucubarsi never 😊
username68 WHOS THE GIRL
username69 is that y/n or am i delusional
username70 fell to my knees in a walmart
lamineyamal 👀
marcbernal_ 🤐
username71 why are they communicating in emojis
username72 HEAR ME OUT. the girl is y/n
username73 shes in the likes too
yourusername pretty
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username74 NOT A DRILL NOT A DRILL WE GOT A Y/N COMMENT
username75 WHOS Y/N IM SO SICK OF NOT KNOWING
username76 shes carlos sainz's sister
username77 and lamine's friend
username78 also rumored to be dating marc
username79 and she's the biggest barca fan despite being from madrid (she legit blocks her brother when she uploads herself in barca merch)
username80 the lore is insane
username81 HES SO GORGEOUS IM SOBBING
username82 who taught this man to take aesthetic pics
username83 hes growing up and posting soft launches now 🥹
username84 we took his baby stage for granted 😔💔
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yourusername carlos won his last race so now im on vacation from f1
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carlossainz55 IS THAT A MAN????
yourusername yes that is a MAN
carlossainz55 answer the phone
carlossainz55 Y/N I AM NOT PLAYING GAMES PICK UP THE PHONE
carlossainz55 Y/N SAINZ VAZQUEZ DE CASTRO
carlossainz55 im coming over
username85 carlos freaking out over y/n having a bf is so cute ngl
lando_norris dont give him ideas
username85 LANDO REPLIED TO MY COMMENT WTF????
username86 TWO SOFT LAUNCH PICS IN ONE POST???
username87 we better not take this for granted
username86 true words
lamineyamal 👀
yourusername shhhh
username28 WHAT IS LAMINE DOING HERE?!??!?!!?
username89 crashing out bc he commented the same thing on marc's post and both y/n and marc had the same reply
username88 so they basically hard launched
username89 yes
username90 a FUCKING NECK is my gay awakening
username91 SHE INST SINGLE ANYMORE?
username92 im calling it thats marc bro
username93 GORGEOUSSSS
username94 HOW is she SO PRETTY??????? i need y/n to give me all her secrets bro
lando_norris oh boy
yourusername what are you 'oh boy'ing for
lando_norris if carlos finds out who he is, youre dead meat
yourusername he'll find it with the rest of the internet
lando_norris alright then
username95 what did lando mean??
username96 i need y/ns life
username97 how to be like her no glue no borax
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yourusername visca barca, visca marc. love you mi amor 🫶 Tagged: marcbernal_
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username98 DIED
username99 OH MY GOD????
username100 I KNEW ITTTTTTT
username101 cue the carlos meltdown in...
username102 3...
username101 2...
username102 1...
carlossainz55 Y/N SAINZ VÁZQUEZ DE CASTRO CENAMOR RINCÓN REBOLLO BIRTO MORENO DE ARANDA DON PERO URRIELAGOIRIA PÉREZ DEL PULGA
carlossainz55 A BOY????
carlossainz55 YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND??
carlossainz55 A BARCELONA BOY????
carlossainz55 COULDNT CHOOSE ANY OTHER BOY???
carlossainz55 YOU DISGRACE
carlossainz55 TRAITOR
yourusername are you done?
carlossainz55 NO
yourusername dont say it then
username103 dont know if i should be shocked or unsurpirsed
username104 both
lando_norris congrats n/n!! so happy for both of you
yourusername thank you lando 🫶
marcbernal_ thank you!!
username105 LANDO BEING THE SUPPORTIVE OLDER BROTHER FIGURE MY HEARTTTTT
username106 i just know damn well carlos is on the verge of tears
username107 THEYRE SO GORGEOUS I CANT
username108 my parents 🙏🙏
username109 PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIP FRRRR
lamineyamal congratulations!!
yourusername thank YOU for introducing us
lamineyamal im finally credited for my efforts
yourusername nvm
marcbernal_ thank you lamine ❤
paucubarsi ohhh youre the girl hes always talking about
marcbernal_ PAU
yourusername im flattered please tell me more
paucubarsi will do whenever we meet 😊 congrats by the way!
yourusername thank you pau!!
username110 my dream couple frrrr
username111 GOALS OMG
username112 its true love if she supports the rival city for him
username113 barca boy and madrid girl, couldnt have been better
username114 BEST LOVE STORY FRRR
carlossainz55 i guess its fine if you love him. congratulations to you and marc
yourusername AWW CARLITOOO <33 THANK YOU
carlossainz55 dont push it
carlossainz55 and marcbernal_ you better treat her good and be respectful towards her or i will personally run you over with my ferrari
marcbernal_ YES SIR. i love your sister very much i wouldnt even consider doing anything bad to her even if i was held at gunpoint
carlossainz55 gun to your head. cheat on y/n or ghost her
yourusername carlos???
carlossainz shh, let him speak
marcbernal_ pull the trigger
carlossainz55 he passed! you picked a good one y/n
username115 if my future bf isnt like marc i dont want him
username116 carlos being an overprotective brother is so cute my heart cant take this shit
username117 WHAT QUESTION IS CARLOS ASKING HELP???
username118 marc is creative i wouldnt have thought of that
username119 carlos has creative threats ngl
username120 spanish royalty ong
marcbernal_ i love you so much, mi cielo
yourusername i love you more, my barcelona boy
marcbernal_ love you more than anything, my madrid girl
yourusername 🫶❤
marcbernal_ ❤❤
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marcbernal_ mi cielo, i love you more than words can say. you’re my light, my peace, and everything that makes my heart feel complete Tagged: yourusername
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yourusername mi amor, you have no idea how much that means to me, or how much YOU mean to me. you’re my everything, my safe place, and the one who makes my world brighter every day
marcbernal_ ❤❤
yourusername 🫶
username121 STOPP MY HEART CANT TAKE THIS
username122 this has me sobbing and i dont even know them
username123 NOOOO IM CRYING THIS SO SWEET
username124 IKR???
username125 THEY HAVE NO RIGHT BEING THIS CUTE
username126 the kiss after the match omg i died watching it
username127 i feel like im intruding or something
username128 my mother and father
username129 OUR*
username130 CUTIESSS AHHH
lamineyamal cutest couple i know, wishing you all the best
marcbernal_ thank you lamine
lando_norris take care of my little sister, yeah?
marcbernal_ will do
username131 FUCK OFF LANDOS COMMENT IS MAKING ME SO EMOTIONAL
username132 this is so romantic and for what
username133 THE CAPTION
username134 y/ns reply is killing me
paucubarsi wishing you two all the best! can't wait for all the third wheeling
yourusername dont worry pau, you wont do much of it
marcbernal_ i hope he doesnt
paucubarsi thank god
username135 ISYG BAJJHSSYHSUJKKIUHBHNJWMK
username136 I JUST CAME BACK FROM SUMMER CAMP WTF??? IS THIS HOW I FIND OUT THEYRE TOEGTHER???
username137 screaming crying throwing up
username138 killing myself
username139 wait for me
username140 they should get a reality show
carlosainz55 take care of my baby sister, marc. i trust you with her, dont disappoint me
marcbernal_ dont worry, i wont. i love her more than anything
carlossainz55 good
username141 meow
username142 OVERPROTECTIVE CARLOS>>>>>>>>>>
username143 sign here to get this into a romance movie
username144 SIGNEDDDD
username145 signed and asking my whole family to sign
username146 lets make this an actual petition
username147 so like when will it be my turn
username148 greatest love story of this centruy
username149 no lies said
username150 my kind of love
yourusername i love you forever, marc. my one and only barcelona boy.
marcbernal_ i love you to eternity, y/n. my one and only madrid girl
yourusername forever and always
marcbernal_ till the end
yourusername i love you
marcbernal_ i love you too
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