#ajax the yapper

[lesbischl]

i do not go on tumblr much these days bc ive been developing a stable daily routine, touching grass, oh and also listening to find us alive non stop like over and over again as soon as episode 54 ends i go all the way back to 00 i have no friends or acquaintances who like scp:fua i am here alone i will be my own scp: fua acquaintance

[lesbischl]

fanku to my friendo for the tag <33 id love to show you all like,,, a drastic change however the picrew doesnt rly have an option for like,,, insanely long hair and the fashion is not !! something i imagine /myself/ wearing perse (historical fashion high femmes losing yet again),,, i only gave myself earrings and also like a cane i guess,,, am in desperate need of some kind of mobility aid

you know what id /Really/ love ?? ball joints,,, like a doll,,, would solve the *gestures wildly all over self* neverending pain issue since i could either swap the joints or oil them or sth,,, that would be The Stuff

not gonna tag anyone since this blog is literally just me talking into a void, but youre free to tag along if you wanna !! i personally am not immune to the dressup game propaganda

PICREW CHAIN TIME!!!

https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1078070

Using this picrew, make how you currently look vs how you want to look! (Or just one of those, doesn't matter!) Anyone can join, but I'll tag people too!

Here's mine:

Have fun!

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[gunnrblze]

Logan/Keegan x Hesh/Ajax

[warriorofyapping]

he's really throwing shade at both of them, huh? rude.

[isthebootylogical]

welcome to my metaphysical toxic old man yaoi cuck chair

beloved moots call me the booty or izzy (for my fellow izzy hands apologists)

+18 only please and thanks

they/he/she (genuinely whatever, being intersex and nonbinary is weird lads)

need a beta reader? anyone?? please??? your kinks and out of pocket headcannons are safe with me. (I swear I write more elegantly than my tumblr may suggest, I’m just enjoying the local dialect if you will)

a collection of my all time favorite fics

you also can find me poking around on instagram and locked in horny jail on blsky under the same pseud

come yap in my dm’s anytime this is a yapper4yapper friendly space. feel free to consult below the cut for yapping material.

Old Man Yaoi Always - any time any place any function give me a rec for some old man gay shit I'm not already on and my life is yours

star trek - tos, tng, & lower decks mostly but I love em all honestly

arcane - jayvik has my ass and i'm in pain every waking moment but I can moan about the show's issues with the best of them

the warriors musical - I hold the right to project my gender onto ajax at all times also "writing" a "fic" w a beloved moot that's a star trek crossover currently

doctor who - seen a smattering of classic who and all of new who up to 13 and then it becomes a smattering of things i've stayed up to date on

zelda - started playing botw recently and zelink has me in a chokehold

ofmd - rip in fucking pieces brother I will always be loyal and always have faith in the season 3 our lord and savior david envisioned also izzy is my number one little bitch

iwtv - ready for rockstar lestat and devils minion to blow my nipples clean off

starkid - tgwdlm is my new age favorite but twisted is the goat

sonic - stobotnik?? uh yeah. yeah I freaks nasty with it.

[cescalovestowrite]

I used to be one of those basic bitches who think Odysseus is the only character in the trojan cycle. The only man ever.

Now I've changed, and even though my blog is about Odysseus, because he will always be my favorite character, I now have so much love for all the others.

Paris? You mean the arrogant farm boy who caused a war because he was horny? Love him to bits.

Menelaus? The sad hubby who has never done anything wrong ever? Protect him at all costs!

Agamemnon? The incompetent general who is whiny and petty but would do litterally anything for his little brother? I will give him a hug (but I will also rejoice when his wife slaughters him)

Ajax the Great? He is so cute and dumb, leave him alone (and give him Achilles' armour before he does something really stupid)

Helen? She is so chaotic, you will never understand shit with her. She will swear she's on Greece's side, but then will imitate your wife's voice while you are hidden in that damn horse, just for funzies. What a queen!

And the ultimate yapper? The father figure of all the Achaeans? The one and only Nestor?

Gosh I even love Idomeneus, he is so kind, and Ajax number 2 don't you dare disrespect him ever again!

I could go on.

[ninjapaste]

WHOOO is troy. i know orion. who is troy :3

Troy is the amazing spectacular transmasc dweeb!!! I wrote out a whole big thing at the bottom (im a professional yapper) but I also drew Troy, from his scared little youth straight out and away from the NSS (yellow), normal nerd who works at the museum (orange) and the steadfast ruthless leader of Siphon (red). Side tangent but as you may notice, colour theory and thermal colours are significant to his character.

Three important things to know about Troy!!!:

1. hes a nerd - Troy is super into history, especially the Great Turf War and its intricacies. there wont be a day where he doesn't talk to others (or himself) about something historical. He buys books and is a frequenter of the library, his mind being stronger and more powerful than his body.

2. hes very average wait scratch that - Troy is a very average, albeit more reserved and composed, inkling in the world of Inkopolis. Not the kind of person to like turf wars (he used to be very scared of them as a kid) but to people who know him surface level, he is normal.

That being said, his secret double life as AJAX, the leader of Siphon, is very far from average, kinda like being an agent of the NSS but if you were disillusioned from it at a young age, defected and created an organization later on to combat it. Thats essentially what Siphon is, trying to be a thorn in the NSS' side while also fighting against criminal operations in Inkopolis, it can almost be seen as an attempt to replace the NSS. Siphon tries to be the mediator between octarian-inkopolis tensions, trying to prevent the possibility of a new war (this is connected to Orion, his sister Oriana and their cousins).

Ajax, Troy's alter ego, is very assertive in his leadership and often crosses into being aggressive/volatile in action and behaviour. He is incredibly focused on tasks at hand, intuitive and a resourceful leader at best, but can also be ruthless, reckless and uncooperative if hes lost his temper. Hes lucky that the other members of Siphon (Stacey, Crassus, Bullet and Orion) are close friends of his and he has good communication with 3/4 of them. There is definitely a reason why Ajax is like this, and is connected to why he left the NSS and made Siphon. It also has a lot to do with his former NSS mentor Ace, who 'brought out the worst in him' as Troy would put it.

3. (mostly) honest and (fully)caring to all those around him - Troy always tries to be honest about his feelings (unless its about his secret life or hes with Orion) and hes never fake!!! never fake you guys. Hes a very loyal friend in fact, the last thing he would do is intentionally betray his fellow members of Siphon, or even his workplace friends! He will always listen if youve got something to say, unless you betrayed him or something. its his care for people and emotional-support-squid factor that initially made Orion not hate him as a kid(which eventually led Orion to become infatuated with him but thats a whole essay). Too bad he rarely gets or seeks out emotional support himself, given the stress caused by his double life and destructive alter ego, he may as well need it before things go especially south!!!

[empresskadia]

Ajax and myself would be yappers who never shut up but are talking about two different topics the whole time

[ajax-s]

intro post !! (ゝω・´★)

ok so hi! im ajax/star, call me either, or something else is fine!

i mostly make project sekai posts, pro yapper

i use he/they, please refer to me as a guy <3

audhd, bipolar, osdd system

special interests: genshin, project sekai, hello kitty

hyperfixations: danganronpa, dan da dan, mouthwashing, forensics, serial killers/crime, honkai star rail, zenless zone zero, vocaloid, fnaf, 3FS

i dont have any dni list, but respect your own and dont interact if i go against it (；・ω・)

please be nice if you interact with my page ☆

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[unidentified-fork-object]

Hi am Fork, green alien cat. Am complicated. Isa system but don't really care, but is why way I am. (Ik am not actually green alien cat, but I get to be here) Main is @yikes-ajax, actually system things isa @stellichor-system

Yah I know I type weird, I can type good I just like typing like this (is how I think without filtering). Only friends knows me (hai friends) but ifs ya stumble here, am friendly. Like talking. Is just a normal green alien cat 👍

Likies: MARINA and Mitski, beat sabers >:3, the daily grind™, friends friends friends, dancing, doodling, definitely not mischief noo, alien stuff (duh), my little pony, and apple juice. Apple juice...

I reblog whatever I wants, silly things, may not post much but am here. (I tag my posts with #fork yappers)

ฅ/⁠ᐠ⁠☆⁠⁠ﻌ☆ᐟ⁠\ฅ

[holymotherofwmps-the-reblogging]

The tags are sending me

Excuse you! No one should take the Telegony seriously smh it's like a bad joke, a grimdark cringy fanfic.

Funniest way to put it, no notes xD

Nodding along.

Just a note! Locrian Ajax is Lesser Ajax

Us 🤝 the gods

the old yapper deserves the best

Crying 😭

thinking about the heroes of the iliad and damn none of them really get to be happy in the end huh

okay technically some of them do, but are you really happy with all that trauma baggage???

is it just karma from fate? maybe,,,, are the furies out to get them for their warcrimes? probably,,, (looking at u house of atreus)

[lesbischl]

finally caught up with hymns for the road after a very hectic month and . wow i am going crazy . . i am going to think about it all real hard and real long,,,, i need to consider the implications,,,,,

i love the party so much and the storylines that are shaping up around them are making my one braincell spin around in the brain cavity and are making me go so crazy i have so many thoughts so many theories,,,,

raddagher never misses,,,, best writer ive ever encountered i am afraid

[lesbischl]

in poland, theres so much queerphobia in the air, even the rain is committing hate crimes (the rain broke my he/him pin but not the she/her pin that was Directly Above It)

[lesbischl]

girl who is "going to (furiously scratched out "be okay" and instead replaced with barely legibly written) frow up about having job"

[lesbischl]

my toxic trait is im genuinely convinced that in like 1-2 days i will be motivated enough be taking showers regularly and to clean the house and stuff

ive been thinking that for like three weeks now im pretty sure

i also am not really in the habit of being a functioning human being most of the time

i Really dont know what is giving me the impression

[lesbischl]

cleaning is hard when ure probably chronically ill / disabled and also a perfectionist bc why am i thinking about taking the oven Off The Wall

need to calm the fuck down bc im This close to taking the whole oven apart,,,,