someone was talking about Alice and Celia being anagrams and it’s times like this I really just hate Jonny Sims. Because you see, your first instinct is to theorize what that could mean because it’s got to mean something right? Wrong. This is the same writer who plagiarized his own birth certificate for a main character and then named three important re-occurring characters Michael….IN A AUDIO PODCAST.
Jonny sims is a genius writer, but he also wrote “there is no such thing as a name” about himself and his tendency to just pick names based on whatever first comes to mind. HE VOICED A CHARACTER NAMED DONNY SUMS. DONNY FUCKING SUMS ARE YOU KIDDING ME-
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people who are potentially following alice, ranked from most to least likely and also least to most funny:
mr bonzo
colin
needles
michael knifehands
stupid motherfucking jurgen leitner
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yet another one of these posts
helen distortion
jonah magnus
julia montauk and trevor herbert
basira at elias
daisy tonner
jude perry at jonathan sims
martin s1
jonah discussing funding with the many sponsors of the magnus institute
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pre-s5 martin: you wouldn't kill an innocent person--
elias: I would
daisy: I would
melanie: I would
basira: I would
helen: I would
peter: I would
gertrude's ghost: I would
martin: I fucking hate it here
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I can’t help but notice how much Alice speaks like Michael. Like at certain moments their tone and intonation is EXACTLY the same.
Now I don’t know if this is a coincidence or not, but considering the weird things she says (“time isn’t real”, “bones are a lie peddled by big milk”) I’m getting big spiral vibes from her
Anyway I just think spiral Alice would be really cool and sexy please please please give it to us Jonny
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RIP Michael The Distortion. You Would’ve Loved Alice Dyer And Found Great Joy In Harassing Collin
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I really can’t distinguish between different voices it took me more than three times listening through tma until I could hear the difference between sasha and the not-sasha
but does alice dyer sound kinda like michael (the distortion)? When I heard her laugh in the first episode I thought it was him
but also melanie and geogie sound exactly the same to me so
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another installment of this series....except something is wrong.
you see, i am off my adhd medication and feeling dubious today, so think of this as the chaotic edition where i am just saying words for fun.
martim
breekon and hope
helen the distortion about jonmartin AND wtgfs
jane prentiss
daisy
daiselias
jon witnessing daiselias for the first time
next part
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