#all ages humor

[the-bisexual-cryptid]

Yknow what I hate about being in fandom? The fact that I know in ten, not even- FIVE years, I’m gonna be that bitch who’s still talking about it like it’s some new thing because I still love it. I’m gonna be all “Remember when the series finale came out? Man, feels like it was yesterday! And that one twist? What a reveal, am I right! Yeah, a lot of us already theorized it based on the foreshadowing, but it was still so fun to see it be canonized. Not to mention all the amazing fan art and fanfics that were made when it was airing!” And everyone else is gonna be like “ok gramps, let’s get you back to bed.”

[eateth-thy-words]

rottmnt doodles!!! i just KNOW donnie has a fnaf conspiracy board. i know it in my BONES

[kekwcomics]

Bob Hope #96 (DC, 1966)

Art: Bob Oksner.

Script, the great Arnold Drake

[drabbles-of-writing]

You ever think about what it was like for Luz to explain to her friends and family that ‘oh yeah I died saving the Collector when he tried to friendship Belos into being good, until King’s dad, who’s also bigender, pulled me out from sinking into death, told me to tell King he loved him with a bread pun-also he had a dad bod and a mini Hootie just sticking out of one of his eye sockets- and then asked me if I wanted to be the chosen one and when I agreed I came back from death! And like, Eda and King already dealt with the ‘holy shit Luz actually died’ thing but like, Camilia, Amity, Gus, Hunter, and Willow knew absolutely NOTHING

at that point I think Luz just has to sit down with Eda and King and they all have to think about the pros and cons of just. not. saying anything. and keeping it on the down-low that Luz died briefly. Eda and King are both absolutely fucking terrified of anyone else hearing, especially Eda since Luz died, y'know, while under her watch, so.

Of course, as Luz is explaining this, she says something along the lines of "I mean, we haven't even really processed Hunter's death, so it could either work with us or--"

to which Eda immediately stands up, bids fare thee well, and busts out the strongest bottle of wine she has. she has not processed her own kids death, she's not about to think about that other kid briefly dying, thank you very much

[patronsaint-ofthedenial]

I wish hazbin hotel was one of those obscure cartoons that aired on adult swim in the early 2000s and got cancelled after one season but gained a cult following in the years that followed

[bruxbea]

Merrill, Morrigan, and Solas each accidentally tuning into each other’s Eluvians at the worst possible times-

Merrill witnesses a stranger (Solas) shaving his head in nothing but his small clothes while a gloomy minstrel stands warbling a love sonnet on repeat in the corner of the washroom they both occupy in the dark-

Morrigan activates the mirror one day and to her complete bemusement watches on as an exceptionally large individual enters an alienage hovel, handcuffed hand to foot with a familiar looking lady pirate and crassly swearing dwarf respectively.

Solas, in a moment of weakness, wishes to check on the Inquisitor’s healing process. Instead the Eluvian seems to focus on a small boy, the boy from Skyhold’s garden if he’s not mistaken. Just as it dawns on Solas that this is Flemeth’s grandchild, Kieran proceeds to pick his nose and make as if to eat its contents, all the while holding direct eye contact with an increasingly disturbed Dread Wolf…

bonus point: Any and all of them have had the misfortune of “logging in” to the Soldiers Peak Eluvian during a certain pair of Grey Warden’s private catch up alone time-

[flairza]

ive been cropping screenshots from the tf2 comic, just because i can (free pfp vault !)

here's memes i made from those said screenshots, to which i know that i, and other people will not use, but i find pride from it anyways.

Its almost if not all in filipino :') this is how i put my interests in my life

(descriptions + translations in alt :3)

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

"Can you name at least 5 things Valentino is as a person other than a rapist moth?"

Uh, sweetie he's not a real person, and he's never actually raped anyone and he never will, because he's a goddamn fucking cartoon moth?????????

[yelena-bellova]

I’m gonna need Film Twitter to pipe down on that theater/streaming survey that’s going around.

[seilon]

every newer gen kpoppy who calls it revolutionary every time a big name bg member wears something vaguely skirt-like should be required to watch lee sungjong of infinite putting his whole pussy into performing coming of age ceremony by park jiyoon wearing the song's classic form-fitting black side-slitted dress with zero gimmicks way back in 2012

[onebizarrekai]

I have at least re-reading ibvs at least 60 times. And the whole fic makes me laugh and smile, istg you write so well, how do you write so well, teach meee pls

thank you :') I haven't been able to do creative writing in a while, but I appreciate it. getting better is all about writing a lot, reading, experiencing all kinds of different media and figuring what kind of structure works with the stories you want to tell. when you experience all kinds of things and get used to writing in general to improve your skill itself, it gives you a bigger frame to tell stories from.

I really liked writing and reading comically bad video game parodies when I was younger. when I was around your age, I think I was trying to integrate drama and original characters into a fanfiction for the first time. it was so hilariously bad, but like, that's the whole deal. you're not gonna get it right on the first try and you can still look back on it with fondness because you don't have to make something that great. it's better to try and have fun than it is to worry about getting everything right immediately. like, dude, I made an amnesiac half demon bisexual emo boy with unique weapons he never used and a tragic backstory and he couldn't even remember he was bisexual. I made a 100 year old killer teenaged girl who derived joy from pain and destruction and nothing in her path stood any chance against her and she was still one of the heroes. just have a good time and you'll eventually figure out what you like.

[partyhorn]

some old characters!

[sugaroto]

Headcanon that Neil makes jokes about being kidnapped again and no one laughs

Like they're out somewhere, maybe lost, and the place looks creepy and someone jokingly says "What if a creepy guy pops out of nowhere and kidnaps us?!"

And Neil is like "Nah.... I'm not getting kidnapped again. My dad is dead how would he kidnap me? I mean cmon what are my chances of getting kidnapped twice?"

And no one answers or laughs with him cause they're like dude u ok or they pretend they didn't hear him bc they don't know how to answer

Or like maybe he doesn't answer his phone and Andrew is like wtf did you got kidnapped again? And he's like nah

[sketching-shark]

Sorry. Forget my ask about the Monkey King movie. It's not the best, and westernaised. I just talked about the animation. Sorry it was stupid ask that I sent (and also I didn't know that you saw it, sorry). So sorry.

asfgerwrefsd ANON it would be an act of vile hubris on my part to assume people regularly check my blog to see what I have and haven't answered, so seriously no need whatsoever for your to apologize, especially since there was nothing stupid or harmful at all about the ask you sent! And I'm aware enough about my tastes to know that I'm EXTREMELY picky when it comes to JTTW retellings, so retellings that work for other people will be ones I'll be a lot more harsh on (see for example my history of dunking on Chinese retellings that focus on a Sun Wukong romance). Plus I think it's a good, indeed vital part of criticism to know that you can recognize a story's flaws and still enjoy other elements of it. And as is besides agreeing with you that the fight scene animations were indeed pretty cool, of the Western retellings of Xiyouji I've seen this did feel like a bit of a step in a neat direction in terms of being up-front in giving its protagonists morally gray but understandable motives for doing what they do. The Monkey King's brutal honesty is something I love about his character in the og classic, and it was kind of neat to see a version of that in the Netflix film. So while we haven't yet gotten a western JTTW retelling where the writers respected the "intelligent" in "intelligent stone primate," and while there's always more that can be done to not westernize stories from other cultures, I'd say that Netflix's Monkey King is a pretty decent addition to the ever-growing library of JTTW retellings out there.

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Me, aged 5. Spoken to my extremely Catholic grandmother, matriarch of the family, who had crosses and pictures of saints hanging in every room of the house: [little, uncannily-enunciated voice] “Grandma, when your church gets destroyed in Armageddon, you can come to our kingdom hall!”

[kingsbridgelibraryteens]

Middle School Monday: The Book That No One Wanted To Read by Richard Ayoade illustrated by Tor Freeman 

Richard Ayoade is known for plenty of creative and funny stuff (The IT Crowd is a personal favorite), and this book is a great addition to his resume. The book is unique for several reasons. It’s a book about books, and it’s written BY a book. It also covers plenty of unusual topics, including capybaras, what happens if a tree falls in the forest, telepathy, conversation starters, conversation stoppers, drama, what happens to books when they get wet, and dragons.

Oh, and it also features shushing librarians. 🙂

I don’t usually recommend book trailers, but this one is extra-cute and it captures the whimsical humor of this story. So check it out!

Give this book to kids, teens, and even grownups who enjoy stories that will make them think and also make them laugh!