#all hail our new clown

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

people complain about having posts go viral on tumblr but to me it's like passing the highest level of peer review, like graduating from clown college with honors, summa cum laude from tumblr university

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

It’s a running joke in the manor that Tim’s kid was like a cat

And he would never admit that he could kind of see it himself.

The climbing, the ability to go from zero to a hundred in energy, and unfortunate ability to be too cute to actually get mad at him for anything he does.

Finding said son running out and about when there was breakout was pushing through.

“Hi Dad!!”

“Danny! What are you doing out here?!it’s still lockdown chickadee!”

Danny looked down at the ground and scuffed one of his shoe against the pavement.

“I know… but you’ve been gone so long and I’ve been worried!”

Tim sighed and tapped his comm,

“Oracle, please keep lookout for the next couple minutes.”

And crouched down in front of his son,

“You haven’t been home in a while and I missed you..”

Tim sighed as he wiped a tear from Danny’s face.

It was almost unfortunate how much the kid took after him.

“Kiddo I’m sorry, that’s my fault, I know we haven’t been able to hang out for the past week-“

Danny stomped a foot in frustration,

“No you don’t understand! You forget to sleep when you don’t come home ‘n’ great grandpa Alffie said we got to sleep because it’s good for you ‘n’ that when you don’t you are more likely to get hurt! I don’t want you hurt!”

Tim wanted to argue, and say that he was fine. He’s been taking cat naps between searching and the fights. If it was anyone else in his family he would’ve done so.

But this was his son, his little chickadee who loves so much and worries about himself so little.

He needs to set an precedent before bad habits emerge.

Picking Danny up, Tim set him down onto his hip and stuck his chin on his head.

“You’re right, I guess I haven’t been being nice to myself like I’m supposed to. How about we go back home and I’ll lay down with you for a couple hours?”

Danny peered up with glassy eyes,

“Can you stay for breakfast?”

And didn’t that just hurt to hear? Faded memories of asking that same question only to be given this almost pitying look danced in the back his mind.

“Sorry kiddo, but we just don’t have enough time before our flight but don’t worry when we get back we’ll have a family day, just the three of us!”

Clearing his throat Tim met his son’s eyes.

“Sure champ, and when we finally get joker back in Arkham we can ask everyone to have a family day, how does that sound?”

Stars almost seemed to take over Danny’s eyes as he let out a little gasp.

“Really?!”

“I promise.”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Yes, many of Danny’s mannerisms were reminiscent of a cat, but this was new.

Tim pinched his eyebrow in exasperation as he looked at his siblings.

He wished he never got up this morning.

“And how exactly did Danny somehow get a crowbar?”

The kid in question just happily swung his legs as he sat on the bench unaware that he himself was going to be getting a far longer conversation as soon as they got back to the manor.

“To be honest.. in hindsight, not my brightest moment.”

“WHY IN GODS NAME A CROWBAR?!”

“He said he needed something to help take care of the trash! I thought he would use it like a knapsack or something!”

Jason Thew his hands in the air, and Dick let out a snort while he nudged the mess of a clown next to him.

“Well he very much did use it for something.”

“Nightwing! I’m just as mad at you for somehow loosing the kid this badly to begin with!! You. Are. Not. Helping.”

“I know but I’m just saying, he gets his dramaticism from you.”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

At the end of the day, Joker ended up paralyzed from the neck down.

Jason and Dick were both no longer allowed to babysit Danny alone.

And one little munchkin was, though very much grounded, hailed a hero by all of Gotham for the actions that were live-streamed by onlookers.

And once he was no longer grounded, he did get his family day.

[inkspecter]

A Quick Guide to Clown Breeds

Today I'd like to discuss the amazing genetic diversity found in our delightful clowns. Most of my information comes from the fantastic @clownology4dummies blog and this article is a direct result of the mini-interview I had with them. There's quite a lot to take in so we'll break it down into a few sections. The goal is that you will be able to answer your own question as to which breed your little funny friend is!

What are the Different Clown Breeds?

There are actually quite a lot of clown breeds! The most common terms you'll find amongst the clown husbandry tag include Teacup, Jester, Circus, Rodeo, Party, Mime, Harlequin, Pierrot, Porcelain, Tramp, Tragic, Auguste, Whiteface, and Fool. A lot of these terms are subcategories of others, so let's take a look at the umbrella terms and their related variations.

Circus

Circus is likely the largest umbrella beyond even what I've denoted here. In most cases, every breed can qualify as a circus clown with only a few exceptions. Circus clowns are rowdy, energetic, and require significant stimulation making them a tough breed for average households and new keepers.

However their beauty rivals that of traditional clown performers making them sought after by collectors. Additionally, circus breeds also have three main variations with unique behaviors and appearances each.

Whiteface

Possibly the best known breed is the whiteface. Inspired by the leader of the troupe in the classic clown theater format, this breed is elegant and beautiful. Their skin tends to be chalk white all over and they beat delicate and intricate marking.

Auguste/contre-auguste

In traditional performances, the auguste is the absurd counterpart of the whiteface. Troupes may have more than one auguste whereas there is typically only one whiteface. The auguste often has a base skin tone that is highlighted with section of white. The white patches are usually outlined in a distinct color and the other marking they have are typically bold, bright, and exaggerated. They lack the subtle dignity of whitefaces and tend towards loud and boisterous appearances and behavior.

Tramp

Another popular circus variety is the tramp, also known as the hobo clown. In breeding circles it's typically referred to as the American Standard Coat. This breed is known for its long and luxurious coat. Besides this, they typically have markings somewhere between the tragic and the auguste, but with a more rugged flair.

Jester

The jester is easily one of the most sought after breeds of clowns. They hail from a very privileged lineage prized by royalty of old. As such they are known for their exquisite costumes of high quality materials and bold colors and patterns. Additionally, true purebred jesters have little to no facial markings.

Fool

The fool is the commoner variety of the jester breed and tends to have less exquisite breeding. They are typically mixed with any other variety of clown. Despite having slightly more drab costumes and coloring, they make up for this with big personalities and accessibility to the average collector.

Harlequin

The harlequin fits squarely between the fool and jester being both and neither at the same time. Primarily they are denoted as a jester with an emphasis on patterns. Harlequin make up for a lack of facial marking with an explosion of costume detail.

Pierrot

The pierrot is somewhere between the royal perfection of the jester and the raw elegance of the whiteface. These clowns tend to have delicate markings and minimalist costumes. Typically their coloration consist of almost exclusively white with small black or red elements. These clowns thrive on culture and have a major flair for dramatic theatrics.

Tragic

As a subcategory of Pierrot, the tragic clown unsurprisingly focuses on theater. However their interest is as one would expect, primarily about tragedies. They love all things sad, dramatic, and dreary. They can usually be spotted with recent tear stains. Don't be surprised if your clown spends a lot of time sighing or staring out the window. That's just how they are and they like it that way.

Porcelain

Since many breeds feature porcelain elements, this grouping could potentially be an umbrella term for most other categories. However for the sake of simplicity, this blog will use this term to refer to clowns with porcelain like details but who don't quite qualify as a whiteface on their own. They may be partially or entirely porcelain and as such should be treated with care and dignity so as to avou trips to the vet.

Teacup

The teacup clown is arguably the most popular among the clown husbandry tag. Due to their petite size and soft features, they are a great choice for the average size house dwelling keeper. Teacups typically range from three to five inches from toe to hat tip. They have soft sand filled bodies that are especially good at sitting and looking cute. Usually the face is porcelain.

Due to their popularity, teacups share a liniage with just about every other breed. It's not uncommon to find teacups with jester, whiteface, and even scareclown features.

Party

Another favorite among clown enthusiasts is the party breed. Much like real life clown performers, this breed is dynamic, friendly, and outgoing. The appearance of the breed is extremely varied and they can have features like just about any other breed. The only difference is that the party clown is always bright, colorful, and typically they have extraordinary patterns. Party clowns typically don't have anything subtle about them and their facial markings are between that of the August and the whiteface.

Rodeo

The rodeo is actually closely related to the American Standard Coat but it was bred for working purposes. Much like the real rodeo workers, this clown breed has a desire to work with livestock and has excellent herding instincts. As such they need a lot of space and significant exercise opportunities. They differ from tramps in that they rarely have coats; instead they features costumes akin to colorful exaggerations of cowboys.

Scare

The scare clown is my personal favorite breed and I'm very excited to have the chance to discuss them. This breed is determined more by diet and behavior than appearance. They live to thrill others and spend a lot of time lurking and waiting for the perfect jump scare opportunity. They are quite aggressive and most believe they are essentially completey wild and should not be interacted with like other domestic breeds.

In terms of appearance, scares can look like virtually any other clown; from elegant to eccentric. However, darker coloration and features that tend toward the uncanny are generally associated with scares. Additionally it's worth noting that some breeder intentionally breed clowns to look like horror movie clowns. While some argue this may not be the most sustainable or humane practice, lookalike scares still remain popular with many collectors (myself included!).

Mime

It's important to note that while mimes of the human cultural sense are a variety of clowns, they are different in the collector sense. While they share looks with whiteface and color palettes of Pierrot, it's not visible features that make them different. Mimes are by nature completey silent. They also confound themselves and others with magic tricks.

Interbreeding mimes with other clown varieties may result in extremely elegant offspring. However it's considered to be a highly immoral practice. Doing so causes a lot of stress to the parents and the offspring as mime mothers will consistently reject young the instant they make noise-- and most other breeds are very noisy from the get go. This means breeders must be able to care for extremely young and vulnerable clowns which is challenging to say the least.

Which Breed is My Clown?

For most of us, this is the most important question. However, it's actually a very difficult question to ask. Just talk to anyone that works at a local adoption center or take a look at your local strays. Clowns have been carelessly bred for decades by shady individuals. As such, few clowns you'll find today are definitely a purebred of any variety. Most display a chaotic mix of behavior and visual genetic variation.

As such it's not unfair to judge your teacup as also whiteface and jester. Or your jester as scare and tragic. Look closely at the details in your clowns makeup, costume, and behavior to make an educated guess. Ultimately only a genealogy test will give you definitive answers, but those can be pricey depending on your location. As such it's generally considered more worthwhile to puzzle the likely origins of clowns and simply enjoy them as the quirky mix breed they are.

Final Thoughts on Clown Breeds

In closing it's easy to see why new clown keeper's tend to become.confused as to which category their clowns fit into. I hope this guide has helped you clear up any confusion you have. Please feel free to comment below with any questions or to ask our friends at Clownology for even more expertise.

Additionally if you feel I've made any mistakes here, please don't hesitate to comment or reblog with corrections. As I primarily raise circus and scare clowns, I'm by no means an expert on every breed. I will be delighted to make adjustments so this blog can serve as a useful resource to newcomers and expert clown parents!

Thank you for taking the time to read and I hope you'll join me again soon for more clown news and articles. In the future I'll be discussing each breed in more detail as well as exploring specific pure bred lineages.

[mememanufactorum]

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"This Nyquil beatin' my ass, that is not THAT funny but, like, I can't stop laughing!"

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"You cannot land a KC-135 in a Kroger parking lot."

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"Smoking on that diabolical arch-necromancer pack. Those who don't ball would do well to steer clear."

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"How do they fit this many flares in an airplane? It makes no sense. It's like a clown car but for fireworks."

"I'M SCREAMING ABOUT IT MOTHERFUCKER, STOP!"

"Hey what's up guys? I just bought a 1911 at a Red Lobster parking lot, AMA."

"Just kill me. Just take me to heaven. Just… Take me out of this reality."

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"Hey, fuckin' imagine getting friendly fired by a .50 BMG. Imagine."

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"Are you barking at me?"

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"I've had people call me things that I wouldn't even dare say to myself."

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"You think I can't kill a fuckin' banana?"

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"I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE TINNITUS, WHAT?"

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"There's only one of me in all the world. I am one in a krillion."

"If you're a chest sleeper, you're just a fuckin' psychopath, alright?"

[waitmyturtles]

I’ve been on Tumblr for ONE YEAR!

Yes! I can’t believe it. Tumblr has become such an important part of my life, an essential process by which I watch and understand dramas -- that it’s insane to think that I’ve only been on the site for a year.

It was Old Fashion Cupcake that brought me here, off a recommendation from the incredible @isaksbestpillow, whose sideblog I followed for years at @kinounaniresource without my actually having created a Tumblr account. And then I watched OFC, and I was like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DID I JUST WATCH (in a great way), and I needed to PROCESS, and I just threw together my blog, and that was it, and I was like, god, I feel better!, and maybe I should do this for other shows I watch.

And now, besides ALL the reviews and meta I’ve written, I have the Old GMMTV Challenge, learning about shows from Thailand, which literally connect me to my SE Asian heritage, which I would have never, ever expected. Plus, so, so many other shows that I would have never found out about on my own had it not been for my joining Tumblr. And I’ve used Tumblr to write Big Meta on themes across these shows that take me out of the vacuum of series and into bigger, more macro expanses of media. And I’ve discovered artists like Aof Noppharnach, Jojo Tichakorn, and others, ASIAN artists who have literally contributed goodness to my life for what they’ve given to me as an Asian-American in regards to how I see and understand the cultures from which I hail.

And -- I’ve met so many INCREDIBLE MUTUALS FROM THIS SITE (including literally in-person!). People I can literally call MENTORS (@absolutebl, @respectthepetty, @bengiyo!!!), FRIENDS, a COMMUNITY. Everyone everyone who comments on my OGMMTVC posts. Whoa. (Thinking of my first and loveliest mutual @the-nihongo-adventure, who gave me a lot of early recommendations on dramas and shared happinesses over our love for Cherry Magic -- I hope you’re well, friend!)

Anyway -- I cannot believe it’s only been a year, and I’m psyched to continue plugging away at the OGMMTVC and discovering new dramas as well. Yay!

(To the clowns: @bengiyo, @shortpplfedup, @lurkingshan, @wen-kexing-apologist, @ginnymoonbeam, @liyazaki, @elnotwoods, @kyr-kun-chan, @so-much-yet-to-learn, @emotionallychargedtowel, I hope I’m not missing anyone -- and everyone else who comments on the OGMMTVC posts and who hits me up in my DMs. I. LOVE. Y’ALL. Y’all are the reason why I stay around here.)

[twistedtummies2]

Year of the Bat - Number 13

Welcome to Year of the Bat! In honor of Kevin Conroy, Arleen Sorkin, and Richard Moll, I’m counting down my Top 31 Favorite Episodes of “Batman: The Animated Series” throughout this January. TODAY’S EPISODE QUOTE: “Without Batman, crime has no punchline.” Number 13 is…The Man Who Killed Batman.

In contrast to our previous pick, “Appointment in Crime Alley,” this is one of the most comedic and quirky episodes of the entire series. It almost feels like a dark comedy you’d see in the 80s, more than anything else, and that’s part of what makes it so great! The plot revolves around a wannabe gangster called “Sid the Squid,” voiced by the marvelous Matt Frewer, of all people. The story begins with Sid going to his employer, crime boss Rupert Thorne, seeking help. When Thorne asks to know what’s going on, Sid begins to elaborate on his story, and most of the remaining episode plays out in flashback.

It's revealed that Sid was suckered into helping some of Thorne’s thugs with a scheme, the idea being the shrimpy little buffoon would distract Batman while the other goons got away. However, this plan works too well, and Batman is seemingly accidentally killed while trying to capture Sid. The runt of the underworld suddenly becomes hailed as a king of crime, but he soon finds his new reputation is more of a curse than a blessing. Things escalate to the point where the Joker himself seeks Sid out, hoping to find out if it’s true that the little weasel has destroyed the Dark Knight. This is where things get interesting, and it’s why the episode is so greatly remembered: when the Joker finds out Batman might be dead, he first tries to prove that he isn’t by staging a robbery���and when he starts to realize Batman may truly be gone…he’s DEPRESSED. The Joker becomes crestfallen, unable to finish the job, genuinely saddened and hurt by the realization that not only has his nemesis apparently kicked the bucket, but that he wasn’t the one who did it! He throws a mock funeral for the Caped Crusader – accompanied by probably the greatest eulogy in fiction, and Harley Quinn playing “Amazing Grace” on a kazoo…no comment – and then tries to kill Sid by dropping him in a coffin into a vat of acidic chemicals, which may or may not be the same ones that turned the Clown Prince into what he is today. (That part is ambiguous.) All this stuff with the Joker is classic, and everyone talks about it; it’s equal parts dark, funny, and surprisingly sorrowful, making for one of the Harlequin of Hate’s greatest scenes in the entire franchise. Indeed, Mark Hamill – the voice of the Joker – has gone on record more than once saying this was one of his favorite episodes, and that Joker’s most famous quote from the story (our episode quote of the day) has always been his favorite line.

As great as the stuff with the Joker is, it’s far from all that makes this episode good! I won’t go into detail on how Sid escapes the Joker, and how the story ends, but suffice it to say, obviously, Batman isn’t ACTUALLY dead. In fact, he reveals he’s been trailing Sid basically all this time, hoping and waiting for the opportune moment to strike at Thorne in the process. (Which honestly makes the stuff with the Joker even funnier, when you realize Bruce was literally trolling the Ace of Knaves behind the scenes. Glorious.) Sid, himself, is actually a big part of what makes the story so much fun: he reminds me a lot of characters like Smee from “Peter Pan” or Kronk from “The Emperor’s New Groove.” In terms of comics, he also reminds me a lot of my preferred versions of Killer Moth: Sid is basically a fanboy of criminals, who wants the prestige and power famous crooks get. However, he’s way too dumb, way too clumsy, and way too softhearted to be any real threat or make a name for himself. This makes the way things end ironic and surprisingly heartwarming, and it keeps him from being an unlikeable or annoying character, because we realize he’s in WAY over his head, and it only gets worse and worse as the story goes on. We don’t exactly want Sid to win, but we don’t want him to suffer, either. He’s another case of an unusual protagonist, and one of the best examples the show ever gave us. Whether you love the story for him, the Joker, or even other reasons, there’s plenty that makes this episode a true classic.

Tomorrow we move on to Number 12! Hint: “Life used to be so placid! Won’t you PLEASE put down that acid?! And Say That We’re Sweethearts Again!”

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Last updated:

May 11, 2024

And that’s all I’ve got for now! Wishing you all a lovely day 💚

Sike; if you want to see a new and …improved… version of this, you can read my friend’s unhinged parody—thanks Rice, your clowning always makes me feel so loved<3

[skywolfhd20]

I posted 7,804 times in 2022

That's 3,811 more posts than 2021!

64 posts created (1%)

7,740 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@luminous-warrior

@ouchmaster6000

@carnival-phantasm

@usadapekora

@sparksfade

I tagged 294 of my posts in 2022

#youtube - 20 posts

#why was this in my drafts - 4 posts

#he's going to post this everyday until you like it - 4 posts

#onion maid - 4 posts

#color theory - 3 posts

#fuck you - 3 posts

#nekomata okazu - 3 posts

#all hail our new clown - 3 posts

#good for her - 3 posts

#international dog of fun and violence - 2 posts

Longest Tag: 125 characters

#i do love it in fate crossovers when shirou unveils ubw and all the cast from the other franchise has no idea what's going on

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

I think you just have a fetish power fantasy about getting to kill someone so you look for common possible scenarios in which you can try and rationalize it as justified. You hope someone will take an inanimate object from you so you can get off on shooting a person. Hate to break this to you but that's not natural or normal, you're just a sick fuck lol

aw is poor thief mad someone will try to stop them?

piss off cuck

5 notes - Posted March 29, 2022

#4

something i wish more ben 10 fanfic writers woukd remember is that ben knows how to activate voice command for the omnitrix as of the end of alien force, i wish the writer's would've remembered too but oh well

7 notes - Posted February 9, 2022

#3

a question regarding sentai and ranger

has there ever been a sentai genrally considered bad by the fandom that was turned into a ranger season genrally considered good?

to clarify, i don't mean a ranger season that turned out better than the sentai, but specifically a bad sentai season turned into a good ranger season

9 notes - Posted July 22, 2022

#2

my stuff is and alwsys will be worth more than the person TRYING TO TAKE IT FROM ME. i know you progs don't respect property ownership but that doesn't change that as far as i'm concerned, killing a thief caught in the act is perfectly justifiable

after all, if their willing to take your stuff who's to ssy they're not also willing to kill you

187 notes - Posted March 29, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

are you ok why do you want to kill others that’s not normal please see a therapist

i don't WANT to kill anyone, but my stuff is worth more than some random thief's life. if you decide to take my stuff you have, on your own, decided that said stuff is worth more than your life.

but then again, your probably a cuck who thinks theft is ok cause it "increases the happiness in the world" like boke cuck from som years back

253 notes - Posted March 29, 2022

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[zawazawanightmares]

Baobhan Sith & Bustella The Boxing Clown

You, Futa!Baobhan Sith (Fate Grand Order), are connected to Bustella The Boxing Clown (F, Starter and Ref) Your partner has a starter. Type /starter or tap here to see it.

Futa!Baobhan Sith (Fate Grand Order): /starter

Bustella The Boxing Clown (F, Starter and Ref): With the start of the new season of Sex Boxing came the arrival of new fighters. Although the viewership was greater than any other sport on TV the producers wanted to boost the numbers. That lead to the hiring of more stranger and eccentric fighters for the sake of entertainment. One of these newer boxers to make her debut tonight was Ellie Bernal, going by her stage name, Bustella The Clown. "Welcome back to the Sex Boxing League! We have a great fight for you all tonight!" The voice of a female announcer calls out over the excited audience. "We'll be kicking off this new tourney with some fresh faces that are sure to dazzle you! Starting with our fighter in the red corner..." This earns an other round of cheers before a spotlight focuses on Bustella. She stands up from her stool with a bright smile and waves to the crowd. "Hailing from California and making her debut... Standing at 5'8, 150lbs, with a heavy set of honkers! Bustella The Clown!!!" (Thanks for reading all that! Let me know what you think or any questions you have!) https://us.rule34.xxx//images/5674/56b357a9100aed071b536f150c0b31b1.jpeg?6453919

Bustella The Boxing Clown (F, Starter and Ref): (Heya)

Futa!Baobhan Sith (Fate Grand Order): (Hey.)

Bustella The Boxing Clown (F, Starter and Ref): (Interested in the idea?)

Futa!Baobhan Sith (Fate Grand Order): (Sure. Need a ref of Baobhan?)

Bustella The Boxing Clown (F, Starter and Ref): (Yes, please!)

Futa!Baobhan Sith (Fate Grand Order): https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5616814

Futa!Baobhan Sith (Fate Grand Order): (Do you want me to care?)

Futa!Baobhan Sith (Fate Grand Order): (*continue?)

Futa!Baobhan Sith (Fate Grand Order): (I do care.)

Bustella The Boxing Clown (F, Starter and Ref): (Yes if you can!)

Futa!Baobhan Sith (Fate Grand Order): "In the blue corner...um, we were supposed to have Asserinda but...we can't really locate her at the moment so we have to make due with this new arrival! Standing at 5'5, 119lbs with a nice set of cans...it's..." The announcer was clearly struggling with her name. "...Baobhan Sith!" The red-haired beauty blew kisses to a cheering crowd as she made her way over to Bustella in the middle of the ring, separated only by the referee. There was a ravenous look in her eyes as she licked her lips.

Bustella The Boxing Clown (F, Starter and Ref): Her eyes scanned up and down her body as she met her near the referee. "Well, hey there Sith-ter." Bustella greeted her opponent and giggled, playing with her name in a forced lisp. "Ya ready to get knocked out by these knockers?" The Busty Clown taunted as she tugged on her suspenders and let them snap back in place.

Futa!Baobhan Sith (Fate Grand Order): "No..." Baobhan sweetly replied before suddenly reaching out to grab Bustella's chin, no easy task with the gloves, and smirk as she pointed the clown's head down to face her while her octave levels noticeably dropped. "But I'm ready to do something else to them..." She giggled sweetly before the referee pushed them apart.

Bustella The Boxing Clown (F, Starter and Ref): "Haha, they can take a honkin' no problem! This'll be fun!" Bustella was unshaken by her threat and raised her gloves. She started to bounce on the tips of her feet just before the bell rang to start the match!

Futa!Baobhan Sith (Fate Grand Order): Baobhan enjoyed her opponent's enthusiasm...it always made them much more fun to break. She proceeded to circle around Bustella on her toes, almost as if dancing around her, looking to disorient her before she strikes.

Bustella The Boxing Clown (F, Starter and Ref): The Clown was starting off defensively, holding her guard and watching her opponent. After a few seconds of just watching Bao she grew tired and moved in for the first swing. "Hmm, fine I'll come to you!" She huffed and threw a quick jab at her head.

Futa!Baobhan Sith (Fate Grand Order): Baobhan easily dodged the attack but was too close to give a good jab to the clown's midsection. She decided to go for the next thing, leaning in to plant a quick kiss on Bustella's suspender-covered nipple before dashing off.

Bustella The Boxing Clown (F, Starter and Ref): Bustella would moan audibly after she felt the quick peck. "Ohh~!" Her opponent could have sworn that she heard a soft honk when she kissed her nipple. "I knew you couldn't resist!" The clown would pound her gloves together, jiggling her breasts violently before gathering herself.

Futa!Baobhan Sith (Fate Grand Order): Baobhan scoffed...but more than a few people could see the tent growing in her shorts. "I did warn you, didn't I?" Fully excited, she dashed forward, ready to release a flurry of attacks on her prize.

Bustella The Boxing Clown (F, Starter and Ref): Her eyes snuck a peek at the bulge and couldn't help but smirk slightly. She could tell that her opponent was getting flustered despite the cool demeanor. As Baobhan rushed at her Bustella darted forward as well before swinging her chest upwards in an attempt to use her heavy honkers to uppercut her chin. "Hee-yah!"

Futa!Baobhan Sith (Fate Grand Order): As odd as an attack that was, it worked perfectly. Baobhan head was sent wrenching up into the air and the momentum of the hit caused her to fall backwards on her butt, scoring Bustella a down. "I think I bit my tongue..." She whined as she pushed aside the referee who went over to step on her, standing up.

Bustella The Boxing Clown (F, Starter and Ref): There was an eruption of cheers when they saw the clown knock her opponent down. Being the entertainer that she was Bustella couldn't help but soak in the praise while cupping her breasts and toying with them for the crowd. "Hehe, Seein' stars Sithy?"

Futa!Baobhan Sith (Fate Grand Order): "I'm seeing something, alright..." After gathering herself, she began her weird footwork dance again, although this time she was focusing on keeping her distance and staying out of Bustella's sight...

Bustella The Boxing Clown (F, Starter and Ref): She kept her gloves up and felt ready for any attack that she threw. Bustella had to spin on her heels to try and keep her eye on her opponent. All this spinning around kept her defended but it also started to make her dizzy and Baobhan would notice her stumbling slightly.

Futa!Baobhan Sith (Fate Grand Order): Baobhan saw her chance...as soon as Bustella couldn't keep her eyes on her a measly second, she zoomed behind her, sliding her tent in between her cheeks. But she wasn't done...she had a crowd to entertain. Using the hooks of her gloved thumbs, she pulled at Bustella's suspenders, keeping them off long enough to give the crowd a show, before letting them snap back.

Bustella The Boxing Clown (F, Starter and Ref): "Gahh!" Her eyes spun in her head after she snuck out of sight. Before she knew it the other fighter was right behind her and hotdogging her ass with her clothed member. "Mmmf, y-ya wanna play with my balloons huh?" Although she was woozy she was not giving up the fight. Bustella would use her own arms to clamp around Baobhan's in an attempt to lock her in place while she started to grind her ass up and down her shaft.

Futa!Baobhan Sith (Fate Grand Order): Baobhan was shocked by this turn of events...but her surprise turned into a twisted grin. "I want to play with more than your balloons..." She reached back to pull down her shorts, showing her huge bare ass to an astonished crowd as she kept grinding her cock in between Bustella's clothed cheeks.

Bustella The Boxing Clown (F, Starter and Ref): The Clown felt the subtle difference as her bare cock continued to slide between her cheeks. "Heh, I take pies for a living...~" She sugestively cooed as she slid her panties to the side to expose her pussy. "I'll make a chump outta you!" Bustella huffed before she hopped and aimed to take charge and penetrate herself with Baobhan's cock.

Futa!Baobhan Sith (Fate Grand Order): She succeeded...and the loud moan escaping Baobhan's mouth showed that Bustella was on the right track! But the fae was far from done with her, responding by thrusting fast and hard inside the clown's pussy, not wasting the chance to own a tight spot like this. "You've never had a pie like mine..." She taunted into her ear while pulling her suspenders aside, exposing Bustella's tits for good.

Bustella The Boxing Clown (F, Starter and Ref): "Mffah~" Bustella was enjoying the roughness and only wanted more. Her tight walls sucked on her opponent's cock as she gave the crowd an open mouthed smile. "Go! Go! Harder!" The Clown's voice grew higher as she started to meet her thrusts by throwing her heavier body back at her.

Futa!Baobhan Sith (Fate Grand Order): "Now I'm mad..." Baobhan's tone was indeed icy but her face only showed pure lust. She cupped Bustella's tits with her gloved hands, looking right at them. "Forget about them for a minute...look only at me." She leaned into kiss her deeply, moving in rhythm with Bustella's movements to get a good timing going.

Bustella The Boxing Clown (F, Starter and Ref): She didn't run from the kiss and wrestled with her tongue as they deeply embraced. "Mmmhm..mwah!" Bustella broke the kiss with a moan. "I-is that all ya got?" Bustella growled as she changed up her own rhythm so that she could pound her hips with slower but heavier thrusts, aiming to force her backwards.

Futa!Baobhan Sith (Fate Grand Order): "Don't look down...on a member of the Fae Court!" Fueled by getting what she wanted, she met Bustella's thrusts with her own powerful humps, getting deeper inside of her without moving backwards. She was threatening to fully take everything the clown had...but she was using up a lot of stamina.

Bustella The Boxing Clown (F, Starter and Ref): "Hoo... Hahhh, I got one last trick.." Bustella managed to speak through her moans as she felt that the climax was coming closer. "I can make balloon animals hands free, y'know!" The clown showed off her greatest technique in a last ditch effort to earn an orgasm from her opponent. She began to swivel her hips and use her inner walls to squeeze and handle her cock with expertise.

Futa!Baobhan Sith (Fate Grand Order): That did it. Baobhan gasped as she spurted a fountain inside of Bustella, getting enough in only to fall back against the ropes, the last spurts pathetically splatting against her body as the referee went over to count her out. Eventually..."8...9...10!" Bustella had just defeated fairy royalty.

Bustella The Boxing Clown (F, Starter and Ref): (And end there?)

Futa!Baobhan Sith (Fate Grand Order): (Sure. Thanks for the RP!)

Bustella The Boxing Clown (F, Starter and Ref): (Yeah, it was fun!)

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[maximillian-rex]

WRITEBLR INTRODUCTION

DISCLAIMER: While this blog will not feature any sexually explicit content, my writing does deal with mature themes that are intended for 18+ audiences only.

Hey, I’m Max! Hailing from the Land Down Under, I’m a twenty-one year old aspiring writer, artist, and all-round lover of the eccentric.

In my desperate attempt to rekindle the dying embers of my creativity, I’ve come to seek refuge here, in the Tumblr writing community! While I’m mostly known for being an artist online, I am fairly new among writing circles, and it’s been a good few years since I’ve made any original writing of my own. So I’m hoping that, by engaging with more people who are passionate about writing, I’ll garner the motivation I need to finally get my projects off the ground!

ABOUT ME

My writing-related interests include having:

A propensity for dabbling in long-winded, pretentious prose, dripping with affectation and garnished in sarcasm.

An eclectic taste in literature: I love genres of all sorts! Speculative fiction is my go-to, but I specifically enjoy New Weird fiction, historical fiction, science fiction, horror of practically all kinds, as well as mystery and crime fiction.

A shameless tendency for writing sad, pathetic men in the midst of existential dread, and;

An unwavering desire to break the conventions of storytelling, one grueling draft at a time. :’) The weirder the stories, the better!

MY WRITING

What should you expect from my writing?

I love character-driven stories, so those tend to be the focus of my work. I especially enjoy exploring the processes of thinking my characters go through to justify their actions, which makes morally-ambiguous characters some of my favourite types of characters to write and read.

My settings tend to be dystopic, severely-skewed from the narrator’s perspective, or otherwise otherworldly. I mean, the setting almost always ends up being Earth, just... Earth, but five steps to the left.

Many of my works aim to add a bit more diversity to queer writing and storytelling, with an emphasis on attempting to capture queer experiences that are not often depicted in media.

MY REVOLVING DOOR OF WIPs

COMICS

PANTOMANIA - New Weird | Mystery | Crime

After seven years of being made subservient to the whimsical tyranny of Chaos Vega and Dr. Entropy, the city of Goetia feels a sudden shift in the air. An election, a high-profile murder, and a palpable restlessness in the criminal underworld seek to threaten our beloved villainous duo. 

Mystery Madhouse - Satire | Comedy | Mystery

Offered one final chance to work at Bozo’s Carnival, two clowns are landed a job at the newest and hottest attraction in town - the Mystery Madhouse. When people who visit the Mystery Madhouse start to go missing, however, Pip and Zaz have to do everything in their power to not lose their jobs.

G4Y GUY & STR8 GURL - Satire | Comedy

A series of short comic strips about idiot coworkers who engage in a petty rivalry. 

NOVELS / MISCELLANEOUS WRITING PROJECTS

The Terror of Man - Sci-Fi | Dystopian

In a world where humans evolved to read minds, what does it mean to have a mind that cannot be read? Born with a severe form of aphantasia, wherein all forms of perceivable thought cannot be conjured, Professor Katsuki Mori utilises his skills in cryptophantology to uncover the mysteries of human thought. 

Juvenile Love - Anthology

A personal project in which I analyze and rewrite my old creative writing stories. This is intended to be a writing exercise for myself, but I’ll share any stories or analyses that I find particularly worth commenting on. 

I love making new friends and talking about anything and everything to do with writing and art, so please don’t be afraid to talk to me!

[nightswithkookmin]

-continued-

It's very normal for Jikook to be close. What's not normal is if they are not close. I'd say this for every pair in BTS but especially so for Jikook.

Let's get out of our shipper minds for a moment, it was JK's role to make Jimin feel as comfortable as possible within the group from day one given that they are from the same town and he was one of the first members to join the group before Jimin. He was that 'familiar' face in a strange place for him and was and should have been.

It can be lonely sometimes when you find yourself in new places or surrounded by people you feel out of place with. And it's common to want to tether yourself to that piece that is familiar to you. Can't speak for Kook but I know for Jimin JK and BTS was that for him. They were his home away from home. He gets lonely without them 🤷🏾‍♀️

Jk probably gets lonely too. He takes thirst trapping selfies at dawn or walks to Jimin's front door to drum not knock😏

Not to say the only reason they can be close is if they hailed from the same town. That's like saying the only reason two people can like eachother is if they were fucking. Both assertions are absurd.

But that helps.

It's very normal for Jungkook's parents to entrust Kook to Jimin. It just puts your mind to ease to know your ward is in the safe hands of someone you share to some extent a certain level of kinship with in an unfamiliar territory.

It would have been very weird if in spite of this those two couldn't find a common ground, hated eachother or couldn't relate- not to say that doesn't happen but I think for them that hometown thing mitigated or acted as an ice breaker of a sort and gave them some common ground. It still does.

Much like their president saying other government heads use BTS as an icebreaker when they meet him.

I hate it so much when people sidestep this little bit of information and invalidate Jikook's bond when it's a well known FACT those two are the closest pair within the group. These people need to leave Jikook alone.

First they are dismissed as fake love, that Kook doesn't like Jimin, then when they saw that was not the case they labeled them fanservice because the only reason JK can like Jimin is if he was performing his affections for the gaze of an audience, then later they were brothers from the same womb because fanservice just sounded too delusional to them.

I have loose screws in my head but not even I would go through this mental gymnastics over two people's relationship you know.

And just as Jikook shouldn't make people uncomfortable, Tae kook shouldn't either. They may not have that little bit of busans going on for them but their friendship is equally valid.

Personally, it's nice to see them both put in effort to nurture their relationship and not just do it for the fans. The company went through a period after their Soop confessions of trying hard to mitigate things to create the impression they were all good now. Tae particularly was on that agenda and we talked about this didn't we?

It's not just the we are taking selfies for Army, or staff pairing them up for chuseok or whatever event that was. It was the "we used to be so close what happened' "and now?'

Their shippers wanna act like they been seen blinding white lights from the men in black

And they getting cocky too Lmho.

No, we didn't say Tae Kook were off. We saw it and they confirmed it out of their own mouths. One selca and all that never happened? And here i thought jokers were the clowns. Stop now please.

Tae has the most followers on IG and posting Kook exposes him to all his followers including his unique audience. As a closeted JKK, I'm really not mad at that at all. Tae has that streak. Did he not recently come under fire for promoting his alleged girlfriend's brother's SNS???

He does promote his friends from time to time and helping others with his influence is actually part of his love language mi thinks. Tae if you are watching this, I'm poor. I take cash only no hand me downs😌

I see what he is doing there with Kook. I love it for me and Kook. I wish he would post Jimin too in furtherance of my vmin agenda.

Tae's TKK agenda has always made sense to me. Just as much as his Vmin agenda. I get frustrated when some jokers act like they don't or never had something special too or worse when Tuktukkers act like it's deeper than it is. Both stresses me out.

I would be very disappointed if all of this is to promote something. Did y'all say their mixtapes?? BRUH!

I REALLY HOPE NOT.

That would be cruel and machiavellian of them seriously. Worse than Hybe using ships and fanservice to sell products 😭😭😭

Jungkook's is another case.

His perspective on life in general seems to have had a drastic shift which is quite fascinating. He's tapping into his entrepreneurial side and cashing in on things profiting off of his looks, name and influence. That's not necessarily a bad thing. It just means he's gotten more ambitious and is playing the game rather than against it.

Do I think he'd post Tae if it really was to promote something- I won't lie he would. Got into a whole scandal and almost faced criminal charges for promoting his brother's brand didn't he??

I love where his energy is at. And he seems just disillusioned to me. But then again I use that word a lot to describe bangtan lately.

If there's anyone who'd push for some sort of individualism and a break from the OT7 facade my money would be on JK first before any other member. Lol.

I honestly hope they are taking genuine interest in eachother and not being capitalist evil power duo cos I hate capitalism

I honestly think they really are in a good place. You can hide a relationship but you can't hide intimacy. Those two seem really close and intimate to me and if they are faking it then they are the best actors in the world and deserve an oscar.

We can talk about how that plays into the Vminkook x Minguggie dynamic on Ko-fi but yea this has been my thoughts on it so far.

If Tae Kook is real, wouldn't we just have to support them? Why should that give anyone anxiety. May be its because I'm gay I see things differently. Jikook or Tae kook either way it's a win for me. But I just don't think Tae kook are real. Jk gay though

Me, I'm here for the gays. If that is Yoonmin, Jinmin, monmin really doesn't matter to me.

Jimin gay, JK gay, Hobi bi. Period. I claim these three. Y'all can have the rest.

And I hear yall claiming Mr I need an expensive girl as part of the community?

I thought his secret boyfriend thingy was just a running joke in the fandom. We taking it seriously? WHY?

All the 'are you lost baby girl' references he's been making throughout the concert and y'all still think he gay?

All the Mr magnus references??

Yall missed that??

I'm not good at stereotyping people but I'm a bit good at sporting the couple ish. If Namjoon is gay good for us

The more the merrier.

I think he straight though. It's him planning to surprise Jin with a girl waiting in bed for me😌

Some believe he married with kids but i didn't see him rush back to be with them on his vacation 🤷🏾‍♀️

Unless he flew them out to be with him, we would never know.

Jin don't like traveling, JM does. Yet they chose to come early to quarantine for ten days- perhaps to free them later to do whatever they want or whoever they want to see.

Sus.

Genius English Translations

RM - Expensive Girl (English Translation)

English Translation

[Intro]

1,  2, 3

[Verse]

Girl,  You’re the medicine patch that slowly eases my motion sickness

Wherever I go I’ll have it under my ear

The time it takes to fall for you takes 3 seconds

But  I feel as though you’re the meaning of my eternity

I  see visions of you on the tv screen, bathroom mirror, and the sun

What’s going on, I want to avoid you but I can’t

Actually,  it’s not that I want to avoid you

In fact, I can’t rationalize myself

Put your thoughts away and just give me a hug, give me a hug

Put your expensive t**le of ‘hard to get’ down for today

[Refrain 1]

Take  it off now girl just take it off

I’m a master, baby with your bra

Take it off now girl just take it off

I can help you slide those panties off

[Refrain 2]

Dim the lights down baby, dim the lights

I’m a beat that pu**y like you never ever felt before

We gonna double your heart great form lady, just dim the lights

I’m a beat that pu**y like you never ever felt before

Dim the lights down baby, dim the lights

I’m a beat that pu**y like you never ever felt before

We gonna double your heart great form lady, just dim the lights

I’m a beat that pu**y like you never ever felt before

Baby

Erasing my own memory.

I love the song though💀

He can help yall slide your panties off and beat your pussies for you yet you wanna pretend and say he's gay. That's cruel

You guys crack me up sometimes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Please leave Tae Kook alone. As long as they are each doing what the other wants and respecting each others boundaries they are fine. The moment that is not the case they will start having issues which I feel has always been the source of conflict between them in my opinion.

Tae for instance shouldn't feel left out when its time for Jk to nurture his bond with JM or others and start acting like Kook should feel indebted to him or something. That wouldn't sit too well with JK i feel.

Jk doesn't like to be owned and constrained.

Jimin shouldn't feel that way too you know?

Nor should JK.

And please let's stop conflating movement with progress when it comes Jikook and Tae Kook. Both sides make that mistake a lot I feel.

Both ships are beautiful, unique and have different dynamics and should be celebrated not hated on.

But that does not stop me from trolling the shit out of Tuktukkers 😫🤣🤣🤣

I most definitely will.

Muhahahahaha

GOLDY

[just-pineapple-responses]

Just curious, how many shower thought (response) blogs are there? I just dived into this side of tumblr (not gonna make any posts its fun to read though) and I'm already losing my mind

Well there is

The. Literal. Sun.

Plasma...

S p a c e

ALL HAIL THE LIGHT

The void. It shall consume ALL.

A typewriter incase anyone wants to write their will before they die

Also some ink, not related to the typewriter

Also some words, I wonder who'll use them

A hat with no maker and a maker with no hat

The pen is mightier than the sword. It just so happens that this one is evil. Luckily I can summon multiple

Anyone order some coffee?

Ooo, an author

The literal embodiment if of fanart

A fork, nom noms

B҉ r҉ o҉ k҉ e҉ n҉ 

Soap

Soap(for hair)

Toothpaste

🄵🄰🅄🄲🄴🅃

Towel

Bath mat

Washcloth

Bathtub

Bathwater

𝔹𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕓𝕠𝕞𝕓

Bubblebath!

One (1) bath boi

Some M͓̽o͓̽l͓̽d͓̽ (anybody got some strong disinfectant?)

Nvm, the mold has already caused a plague (gettit?) (although user misspelled it)

Nevermind, there's already a parasite here

Mirror

Door!!!

Some curtains

A denim jacket

Blackout

Rainbow

✨ Magic ✨

*Tree poses to assert dominance*

Coconut

(obviously me)

I think popeye dropped a tin of spinch and it became sentient?

Tost

Hummus. dip tost?

Criss Cross applesauce

Wibbly wobbly Wibbly wobbly jellyo

Mmmm océan s o u p

Some poison, a great addition for my soup

Smol bean

Potat

Shower magpie who I haven't seen in a while

Bird (brain)

Frog(×2:Electric Boogaloo)

An axolotl!

Ferret

*looks at smudged writing on hand. Squints. * a raccoon

Stinky bastard man (I just had to put the two next to each other)

Rat.

Becometh crab 🦀 (x2: Electric Boogaloo)

Nya~

Edgy Nya~

Tripod of dog

Brain

Nina i found one of your neurons (if you understand this reference, good job you)

A rotted brain, keep it away before it infects us all, I only have 2 braincells left

Did... Did someone drop their spinal cord?

The almighty binch

The titanic

Narrator

Water based introspection

Existential crisis

Dumbass

Also a pacifier (get it because they're also called dummies and their name is dummy)

A foolish thought to say a sorry sight join the shower community (as you can tell we did Shakespeare in English so many times i pretty much can recite everything lady macbeth said)

ADHD

Ominous

Anonymous

Anxious 🥺👉👈

Some edgy bastard

A person of culture I see (although obsessed with tweed for some reason)

1 Dapper boi

Sarcastic

nice

All smiles and sunshine

HAPPY! (why isn't there yellow 😔)

Affection (Derogatory) (I'm sorry I just felt like it)

~Petty~

Idiot

Disaster

Chaos and Order

Comebacks

'vanishing'

Defences

Threatened

Op is on drugs

All the F s

And F-general

Get out of the shower

Shower responses

Dry

The horny and the simp

Shower sins

Thower shoughts

I take quick showers

Shower thots

Last responder *countdown music*

You have shower thoughts?

Your shower thoughts are stupid

Wtf shower thoughts

Another shower responder

MORE

Just shower responses... responses

Response shower

NO SHOWER! only thought (×3)

Mmm, showery

Penny for your thoughts?

Hello darkness my old friend...

Llawyer

Beepbeep

Prussia

Haywire!!!

furry OwO

A Pigeon got in through the door, who left it open?

I'm feeling devious

You're looking glamorous, let's get mischievous, and polyamorous

Gay is stored in the ass

Gay

Trans

*opens door and walks through with you exaggeratedly* Fellas we got the whole LGBTQIA+ community right here

Enby

Hahaha gender go brrr

Lesbian

Lesbian-thot

Lust

Someone who thinks it funny to clown around

Joker (derogatory)

Haha straight

Dead inside

Some supervillain idk

News. Literally a shower news style responses

r

I cannot believe that I forgot Her Greatest Majesty, the Queen. All Hail Royal

Isaac newton?

M megamind?

Fiftieth

Crackhead

Some Phoenix Wright kinnie

What is a Dean Winchester and why does he have a tentacle fetish?

Well well well, if it ain't a homestuckian

Did someone kill/rob The Doctor or something, their TARDIS was left behind and its blocking my pretzels that I left in the shower

Mined crafts uwu

Well well well, if it ain't- *accidentally makes eye contact and is then killed by some unknown shadowy creature holding what seems to be some sort of cube of dirt*

GOTTA GO FAST

Mishamishamishamishamishamishamisha

Gen Z and ready to throw hands with OP

Not puki

Nom noms

Dip dap

Kensa

B͓̽u͓̽n͓̽g͓̽e͓̽r͓̽ ..........

Someone broke their space bar or something

It's time to d-d-d-d-d-dshower

The magical deity of sleepovers

DON'T FALL ASLEEP. NO MATTER WHAT THEY TELL YOU-

The muffin man genuinely left drury Lane for this

Txmblr

Moonlit nights on a winters day, stars glimmering gently

A child?

🟥

The fae. Just all of them. Every single one.

Crocus? (What on earth does that mean)

*sings* baba blacksheep have you any wool? Because if not you will be killed (this fits the tune perfectly. If not I have failed in everything)

The theatre itself is here... Somehow

Ahoy-hoy

boo

REEEE- *epic geometry dash gameplay to DanTDM's old intro music*

Yardale, not to be mistaken for riverdale and differs to lawn ale or front porch ale or even meter ale

I'll finish this list later

It's gonna be a long one folks

I'm including a ones that haven't spoken since ages ago because

Boy howdy there's new ones tell me who I'm missing now

Please stop thank you very much this is too many i keep having to add to this any new responder must kill a responder to continue the purge shall claim y'all as I will win i recently started watching Danganronpa

Seriously though everyone after mirror must have a battle royale it's too much i doubt all of you will even last longer than today also happy birthday me -dated:28th- do you even realise what sort of commitment you've made to sell pieces of your soul for entertainment and ability to make such epic retorts each and every post?! I sacrifice many souls DAILY to be throwing such bangers into this stuff y'know?

We have a tap guys we can finally wash our hands of all the blood of our enemies

Seriously though who left the door open I don't want a Pigeon pecking at me (the mishapocalypse got them lol)

So many responders so little time before the end of the world

If I'm missing someone please tell me very thank

There are not enough colours for me to assign a different one to each person 😔 also, wtf is on there twice on purpose

WorldHealthOrganisation IS MISSING (note: you may have a joke in place of name or under a category of names)

So there's lore without me?

ALL HAIL THE LIGHT *moth noises*

Okay now there's alternate timeline versions of responders for the benefit of myself they ain't going on the list bud

There is an incorrect role play blog quotes blog and I am crying. Not of laughter. Just wiuwhdhsjhshjxjabjsjdhdjsj

If any new people join I will go back to causing shower wars for the sake of killing you all I'm done I have snapped my laptop is updating 3 times in a row

I will commit crimes.

Does being a shower responder or role-playing seem encouraging to people to join this "community"? Because I'm pretty sure it's the latter

[iamnmbr3]

Sylvie asking Loki how she can trust that he won't betray her- bitch, how does HE know that YOU won't betray HIM??? he doesn't KNOW her!! Why would he trust her???? Why is everyone so ready to believe that our Loki betrays everybody he ever fucking meets while at the same time ignoring that SHE could betray everyone too???? Because she's a woman??? Women are good and pure and never intentionally hurt anybody??? Bitch, I will kill you myself

Larry: Why can I trust you? Aren’t you the one who kept killing timekeepers even though you knew they were Variants and according to the copy of the script that I have here that’s supposed to somehow exonerate them and make them innocent uwu babies (which makes no sense huh???) meaning we’re supposed to view them as innocent and good people?

Sylvie: yeah but that was off screen so it’s ok

Larry: and haven’t we literally just met? I've known you what? a few days? That wouldn’t be long by human standards and by asgardian standards that’s like 5 minutes.

Sylvie: That’s bc we’re the same person.

Larry: So then you’re equally as untrustworthy as I allegedly am.

Sylvie: nope. we have nothing in common actually. I’m better than you in every way and have a different backstory and am inherently good.

Larry: ???? So why are we the same person?

Sylvie: So that I can replace you as the new Loki. I’m sure fans won’t mind. Everyone loves a Mary Sue OC shoved into the main story right?

Larry: Also again why would I trust you?

Sylvie: Because I’m Mike Waldron’s OC and I’m perfect and can do whatever I want because he loves me unlike you, you pathetic loser clown. Say it!

Larry: *pulls out script* *sighs* I’m a pathetic loser clown. I’m reading it right here in the script but because I myself am saying it, it means it’s true and fans just imagined my entire previous characterization that exists in the previous movies. All hail Sylvie the Superior. 

[thegreatyin]

really feeling that one "all hail our new clown" tumblr post rn

[now-phaeton-flier]

Victims of Harassment should not bear the burden of Stopping the Harassment

Seeing a lot of people reacting to the John Green Bullying Celebration with firm stances of that being wrong (Good!), but then saying that the solution was to for him to Log Off and uhh

A. If you mean "Leave Temporarily" then that wouldn't have helped, because people would've kept reblogging that post and tagging him in it for weeks to possibly months. And if it wasn't that post it would've been another that thousands of people jump on.

B. If you mean "Stop being on Tumblr" then that did work, at the cost of a thing he loved.

If your student comes up to you and says they get beat up whenever he tries to go to the Playground, the correct answer is not "Just stop going there", it's stopping them people beating him up

I think people have a right to be online and not get harassed, and saying that they should just log off is straight up victim blaming. Lindsay Ellis logged off of Twitter, and Youtube, and now has lost two things she enjoyed because thousands of people all dogpiled her. It's shitty to say that she should've done that earlier, instead of blaming the people who harassed her.

John Green getting tagged by thousands of people all implying he's a huge creep and a pedophile and an antisemite was hurtful. That doesn't change because some of them were 15; stones thrown by the young can hurt as much as ones thrown by adults. Them being young means they can be forgiven easier, because they're less experienced and less able to realize the consequences of their actions, but that doesn't mean those actions didn't affect others.

The OP of that chain, who was probably expecting to just vent to a few mutuals, got swept up by the effect of thousands of people spreading her post far and wide (All hail our new clown, etc.) But everyone else who fed into this and tagged him and added on salacious accusations was adding to pile of hurt for no reason other than amusement disguised as righteous crusading.

John Green (and any of the other people who have gone through the cycle of Tumblr Famous -> People Think They're annoying -> People start calling them names at every opportunity), should not have to leave to escape harassment.

[loekas]

You call them a pantheon.

I am a fool, a clown, a lowly worm. All hail our new gods.