#also some of the expressions are silly i think :]

[fred-the-dinosaur]

@crazyintheeast as I already pointed out, my household has very few sensitivities, nowhere near a comical amount. We have one person with celiac disease (which includes lactose intolerance and other fodmap sensitivities, as it does for most celiacs) and one person with a single food allergy.

We have all the same problems as @dreams-lost-and-found . Cooking takes up an insane amount of time. I don't know how you can't grasp this. We also both have physical issues that often mean 20 minutes is too long to manage, but I'll leave that out of the calculations to avoid confusing you further.

Given that you somehow can't wrap your head around how cooking takes longer with food sensitivities, let me illustrate:

Peanut butter on bread for someone without sensitivities: Get bread out, get jar of peanut butter out. Spread peanut butter on bread. Wash knife and wipe counter. Takes 2-3 minutes. All ingredients can be bought in all major supermarkets. About 3-4 euros for a jar of peanut butter and a loaf of bread

Peanut butter on bread for a Celiac with peanut allergies (both pretty normal, common issues): Make bread from scratch. Clean up all the equipment (bowl, mixer, baking form, measuring spoons). Blend alternative nuts in a blender. Clean blender. Spread on bread. Wash knife and wipe counter. Takes 1-3+ hours depending on the kind of bread. All the ingredients are hard to obtain, no single supermarket will sell everything. 5-8 euros for a loaf and a jar, depending what nuts you can eat

Peanut butter on bread for a Celiac with a peanut allergy who is lucky enough to live where there is gf bread and alternative nut butters: same as the first one except add in all the time it takes to go to multiple supermarkets and specialist shops. Oh and it will cost 15 euros for the equivalent size loaf and jar. And the bread is still so shit it needs toasted to be edible. So add four minutes.

Apply this to all your cooking. Every single time you eat something. Snacks, everything. Get it yet?

I'd also like to point out that the second reblog is saying cooking takes a comical amount of time if you have food sensitivities. Coming in here and saying 'most people don't have that many food sensitivities in answer to someone posting about their own food sensitivities is silly. And kind of rude.

And lastly, it's a poor look, telling disabled people to stop doomscrolling and just put in the effort. As I have just pointed out, you are answering people who are talking about their sensitivities. No matter how much you think you're addressing some imaginary straw-populus of 'normies', the fact remains you are addressing people with food sensitivities and allergies, some of whom also have concomitant physical disabilities. And that's before the group of people the previous posted listed with limitations on kitchen access or groceries or a host of other things.

There are far more people out there than you think dealing with this, and you are literally speaking up in answer to one of them expressing how difficult it is to tell them to 'just try harder'. It's rude.

[danieyells]

UPCOMING CARD!! And the cast for this episode!!!

OKAY MY SHIT IS TOGETHER ENOUGH NOW. This is so fucking funny chat my throat hurts from laughing there are tears in my eyes I GUARANTEE YOU NOT A SINGLE PERSON GOT THE WHOLE CAST RIGHT. I was laughing so much at all of this that i just could not even sit down and get this together for like an hour

So normally they put out multiple cards at once but they decided to say fuck you to me and everyone else and they only put one in lmao. So anyway OUR FIRST BACHELOR IS JIN, THE ONE WE ALL KNEW WAS GONNA BE IN IT! And I'll tell you the other five as well as the next episode's title!

You may be thinking! Danie! Who is that guy! Is that a Sho(?) character card and a Jin warding card? I thought you said they only put one card in! Did they upload them wrong?? Nope! That is Jin!! They just put his hair back a little!!! And he doesn't look like himself at all because the expression and different hair is throwing it off!!! And i am dying of laughter--his warding card looks so cute and baby faced in comparison?

Character Card: Summer Breeze(「夏を染める氷貴」  "Summer Dyed Ice King") Skill: Cold Musician(「冷淡な演奏者」  "Cold Musician") Fully Awakened Skill: Frozen Love(「凍てついた愛」  "Frozen Love") Warding Card: A Letter From The Pianist(「ピアニストからの手紙」  "A Letter From The Pianist")

No cosmic bonds yet! But instead I'll tell you who else is going to be in the episode!

Our six elligible bachelors are. . . .

Jin! Haru! Ren! Rui! Ed! And Jiro!! And they'll get both bachelor suits and swimwear sprites!! (We'll also get a sprite for Jin's city card outfit too!)

Half of this cast are going to be dead or wish they were dead by the end of this i am going to lose my mind this has the potential to be SO funny

Episode 18's title is "Lost Stars"(「七夕の迷い子」 "The Lost Child Of Tanbata")! Unfortunately they're continuing the trend of not putting the next episode sprites in until the day the episode comes out, so we won't have any clue who's in it until we get to the end of this episode. . .but given it's around a Japanese festival, Hotarubi maybe???

I'm going to go laugh some more and read the episode titles with my friends lol.

Some of you were already upset when i spoiled the cast. I know it sucks to see a big inter house squad episode that your favorite isn't in. Especially if you're really fixated on seeing them in a roamntic light and you were looking forward to seeing how they perform in a silly dating game. But just remember that your favorite will have their time in other episodes. No need to fret, just be patient. And, if you're into this sentiment, remember that they love and want to see you too, even if they don't quite show it in a straightforward way.

And if you're disappointed by the card for your favorite, be happy! That's more diamonds for next time. You can always voice your feelings to ZZG themselves too, although I wouldn't count on them making any changes. . . .

Gacha is gambling! There are probably FIVE more cards coming after this for this episode!! There's no need to go crazy spending trying to get this card--or any of the coming ones!--because the banners will always rerun and you'll get more chances to pick them up later! If you do decide to spend, keep a close eye on your spending and set limits for yourself. And make sure you keep to them! Take care of yourself first and foremost! That means making sure you have the money for necessities and for more certain entertainment and pleasures! Happiness is a necessity too!

I normally throw innsome kind of character or card themed advice here but. . .let's be real, Jin would just tell you to choose him. And let's be real he has the money to make him a good choice no matter what. . .gold digging is always a morally acceptable choice, as long as you're not in danger!! But remember that a clash in values can be dangerous too! That's my advice.

Stats!! Oh fuck i eas laughing so much i forgot the in game screenshot for the stats

Good night! See you probably Monday?

[bunji-enthusiast]

He remembers the first time he met you like it was yesterday; infallible, imperfect, and confidently coincidental. Sluggish movements, a devil-may-care attitude about what you wore, it was perfectly comical. Yet, it was comfortable.

Huddling into the caverns of your chest as if it would pertain to more warmth for your cold skin, straggling by as you went down on the items on your list — groceries for the day, or week, didn’t matter really. It was for the most part, human. Despite the capitalist regime that always seemed to sputter up and down, humanity persevered with its own quiet moments and gentle domestication. Something he more then appreciates, and does so silently (especially generously) every single day.

As a militaristic man—Old habits die hard, he notices the way you walk, how long your fingers linger on some sort of treat or item, and even how you pull down some stray scuff if your pants happen to ride up. His most favorite and particular habit most people share that he’s noticed is how one draws down their sweater if they happen to wear one, which in this particular circumstance, you were.

It was nice to acknowledge, such a simple detail. If it wasn’t for the fact that he was trying to integrate himself back into normal civilian life, his ability to notice things would’ve been far duller —that is what he felt fortunate for. In a way.

Standing there could be standoffish, he knew that, but he couldn’t help it. It was as if the light emitting from the fluorescent lights overhead brimmed with life despite the lack of greenery evident in the store, the very environment curled in on your energy, following you with hopeful eyes. You also interacted with others, sparingly, but in those few minutes you interact: they go on their day with a lighter gait. He almost felt guilty for thinking you strange, but then again, he often thought that with every civilian he came across.

Then came your voice, he remembers that the most: “Something you can’t find? Let me help you look for it.”

The suggestion seemed almost impossible at the time, but it was one and the same with his wide-open experiences in combat, only now… it was in a grocery store. How Silly.

Your tone was light, notes musical and airy. Despite the evident exhaustion weighing down your shoulders, you always mustered the energy to help others if you could. That very thing was something he could share, a trait he also admired. So in a hopeful attempt In socialization, he responds.

“Uhm, no.”

Immediately he regrets his words, feeling the boiling warmth simmering beneath the neck of his skin and ears. He felt mortified at making such an impression, but in the midst of his internal turmoil, you simply shrugged. “Okay, but you sure? You look real confused.” You asked, something small tugging at your lips.

Inwardly he jumps at the subtle change of expression, he could sense that you knew — he was socially awkward. Poor him, he was already so introverted. He just had to go be weird the moment he spoke. But it was fortunate right now, that you understood.

“S’okay man,” you replied finally, bobbing your head with a tilt. “We got our days, you military by any chance? I don’t mean to assume, but you got that look.”

He was, beforehand not too long ago that he had just gotten off a tumultuous two-month long deployment—and even before that one was long over five months. It was nice to have moments of reprieve, to rest and recuperate the old body. The guilt eats at him easily unfortunately, the unforgettable routines and memories of Senior Officers barking orders but otherwise decent enough was ingrained.

Having love for others always seemed to present itself as some sort of unfortunate event however, one way or another. But, this was a memory he experienced, where none of that happened. Being allowed to exist simply, here, long before being the man they called Slayer -- long before the bullshit that happened on Phobos. He was human, a little broken, but human. At the time, something weighed heavy on his heart. As if it were the cataclysm to events, this reminder he bore, that he had always fought for something greater.

Something simpler.

So it aches, aches heavy in his bones with every step he takes, yet with every step he continues. With both, he is not sure why, yet within the same breath. He knows.

That is something he hates, and it is something he appreciates. It's accursed, the way he remembers things. How sometimes, something flashing in the peripherals of his vision. Fractured pieces of his former life, bits and pieces resuscitating the man he used to be. The man he was before the dreadful titles, the horror he carries on the breadth of his back. But he carries it not only out of the terror he instills in his enemies, but to be a shield, a powerhouse of savagery. Something that people rely on, even if that relying meant walking on the tightrope between all those who intended him sorely for the power he wields. Himself.

The duty of Slayer was his prerogative, the god-fearing anger and justice that represents all that is humanity.

How ironic is that he himself, continues to deny such a right. He reminds himself of such a thing, once or twice, but then it gets erased. Hands easy for war, calloused by blood, the white purity stained by constant combat.

But he remembers all of it, the young and the beautiful. You, a gentle kindred, though torn down by the weight of the world and the constant expectations, was made a free spirit.

The Slayer was no longer that.

[melondecarabia]

clingy boyfriend sho. i beg. orz

⋆˙⟡ superglue 

sho haizono x gn!reader 

fluff, sfw

minors and ageless blogs dni! 

authors note: started writing this like a few days after the request came and then just forgor bruh BUT I FINISHED IT!!!! 

tw: idk i guess he has some possessive thoughts, justice for the pillow it doesn't deserve this

summary: Lovestruck Sho wakes up next to you. 

He's already realized it long ago, but he still revels in the feeling daily: Sho has won at life. 

How many people in the history of humanity get to wake up next to you? One singular person, and that's him motherfuckers. He truly has to hold himself back from laying a million and more kisses on your adorable sleeping face, and the seam of the pillow he has a chokehold on rips slightly, but he doesn't even notice due to the loud rushing of blood coloring his cheeks. 

Every day he wakes up, sees your face (whether next to him or on his lockscreen), and the feeling of victory returns. On some days he nearly grabs the current customer telling their order to scream in their face about how great you are, but then he remembers: he doesn't want anyone else even imagining you with themselves. Also, it would probably get him sent into some institution. You stir in your sleep, nudging closer to his body, and he sinks his teeth deep into the already abused pillow in order to keep quiet. Physically at least, because his mental voice could deafen everyone in Darkwick and the greater Tokyo area. 

"…mhm? You're already awake…" Sho schools his expression back from a Cupid-struck dumbass, posing to subtly flex a well-defined arm by supporting his head. "Morning, babe. Did you dream of me?" The image of you quietly laughing between the striped sheets has already been burned in his mind like a CD. Despite trying his best, he can't help the hitch of breath when your sleep-hazy eyes meet his. 

"Are you tired? Because you ran through my mind all night." A lovestruck, ecstatic grin breaks the mask of coolness he tried to upkeep. Damn, even the most cliché of pickup lines sound like divine poetry when it's your voice saying them. "What kinds of dreams? I'll have to one-up your fantasy of me, it's a part of boyfriend responsibilities y'know." A yawn from you infects him, and Sho stretches his arms just to wrap them around your torso, pulling the two of you chest-to-chest. 

"Can't remember that, but I always remember you." And that's how his self-control snaps like dry spaghetti. A kiss on your nose, cheek, forehead, other cheek, and finally your lips with an overexaggerated smooch. 

"You better. It's only fair 'cause you're always on my mind." And it's true. He thinks of your happy smile when plating an order of your favorite dish. When feeding Bonnie, he does mental math on how much he'll have to bribe her to take the two of you to a nice new date spot. All of his socks have silly patterns, because you always compliment them. He counts down hours and minutes until he sees you again, and each time you have to leave his side he'd like to superglue your hands together. For now, he'll have to settle for cuddling. 

[on-a-lucky-tide]

The song "Kiss You All Over" by Exile. Can just imagine Nik's rumbling voice on those opening lines and how it would *Do Things* to John to hear him singing along with it.

Don't have to do anything with this, I just wanted to share the vision XD

This is perfect though. Because it sits in that dorky romance niche that would burrow right under Price's skin. I don't think Price would react well to big, sweeping gestures; he's a simple man under all his skill and austere drive.

Nik learned quickly that while John does enjoy the odd expensive cigar or nice dining experience, that's not how he shows or expects love. They met as two goofy young men and I think that probably shaped their friendship, and eventually their romance. I reckon he'd find the more serious notes of a romantic relationship a little awkward, too stuffy. But he also wants to know that it is serious, that he isn't just a friend with benefits. But does Price know how to vocalise what he wants? Fuck no.

He's lucky that Nik slots against him so well when it comes to expressing love. Nik is so passionately devoted to John, craves his touch, his smile, to see his happiness, and in private moments he will absolutely express it in silly, soft ways that will make Price chuckle and flush. Because "stop bein' so bloody soppy, ya muppet" as his eyes crinkle with a toothy grin when Nik does something dorky and genuine is more beautiful to Nik than anything else in the world.

Like, John's standing at the sink doing the washing up after dinner. It's Friday night. It's been a long week. They're gonna watch some telly in a bit and John will fall asleep about five minutes after he sits down. Nik's humming along to the radio, sipping his wine between putting away dry pans and leftovers. The song changes - "Kiss You All Over" by Exile. Nik can hear John humming along to the first few lines, "When I get home, babe, gonna light your fire, all day I've been thinkin' about you, babe, you're my one desire".

Nik joins in with a heavily accented timber and catches John's smile, the kind that tells him he's hit exactly the right stride to get some lovin'. He sidles up, "Gonna wrap my arms around you..." and he does, sweeping one around John's waist as the other holds the wine for the final swig before he places the glass down, "And hold you close to me."

"Nik..." John chuckles, offering token resistance so he can slot another plate into the drying rack, squirming around a kiss against his neck and the big hands burrowing under his shirt.

"Oh, babe I want to taste your lips, I want to fill your fantasy, yeah."

"Bet yer fuckin' do..." John turns in Nik's arms and Nik gets his kiss. It tastes of whiskey and wine at first, until Nik's drinking down John's soft noises and lifting his hips onto the kitchen counter so he can get his legs wrapped around his waist...

[zerosomnia]

Thunderbolts Headcanons:

BookTok Trend

Summary: A bunch of headcanons about how each member of the group would respond and perform the TikTok trend to reenact moments in romance books. This is specifically referencing the version of the trend where the more submissive partner is pinned against the wall and forced to stare at the more dominant partner by a chin grab.

Warnings: brief cringe lmao.

Authors note: This was just a quick one bc I'm working on a longer Walker x Reader fic rn. But, I'd love to explore some ideas related to this kind of stuff further in my own fics. So, if you have any more headcannons please feel free to share them with me or make requests because they really help me feel inspired to write.

Also I, personally, subscribe to the headcanon of aro/ace Yelena, but I really wanted to include everyone in this prompt, so please feel free to apply your own beliefs to whether any of these are romantic or just platonic flirting. I will absolutely still write for her if asked!

Word Count: 1155

Yelena

Yelena finds this absolutely hilarious.

To be honest, she can’t really manage it, but not because she’s embarrassed, more just because she finds it so funny.

Also, it's likely to be a bit awkward because she's quite short.

The closest attempt will start out really well. She’ll brace up against the wall, and your heart will race – but she’ll lose it two seconds in. Her head will fall onto your shoulder, and she will burst out laughing.

If you express disappointment, she’ll try really hard to do it seriously for you. You’ll definitely be flustered by the end of it.

But honestly, I think she’d just be one of those people who’d want to be silly about it. And if you are too, that’s even better. She’d probably ask you to do it to her next, and then you’d both be cackling.

It will become a running joke to corner each other with increasingly dreadful nicknames, and the team will cringe every time they see the pair of you fall down laughing from it.

Ava

Ava is one of the only people to completely refuse at first.

You’ll wear her down over time, though, and she’ll secretly be thankful you did.

Unlike most of the men, Ava will likely be on a more even playing field in terms of height. You likely won’t be breaking your neck to look at her.

She will cringe at every step of this trend. Eventually, you’ll get her to take it seriously but it will take a few tries.

When you finally make your successful attempt, she will be quite aggressive about it. Not angry, but firm in a way that will make you feel breathless.

She’s someone who will stare at your lips, and once she realizes the effect she has on you, a mocking smirk will etch itself onto her face.

Absolutely has her own fun with it – is 100% the type to trace your lower lip when she grabs your chin.

She’ll lean in really close, eyes lilted and head tilted like she’s about to give you the best kiss of your life. Then, when you lean in yourself, she’ll pull back and walk off with a chuckle.

A bitch, but in the best way.

Bob

Oh, poor, sweet Bob.

You’ve broken him – congrats.

So, he’ll give it a good go – but if you’re a more confident person, then he’s going to be the first one to crumble. God help you if you’re both shy, the team will walk in to find both of you curled up in little balls on the floor, screaming in lowercase.

That’s not to say that he doesn’t manage to do it; he’s so eager to please that he’ll do anything if you ask him sweetly enough.

He’ll be slower and more sensitive in how he goes about it, gently bracketing your head between his arms. And he’ll maintain eye contact if you give it to him – but he’s not going to force you to look at him like some of the other guys.

Bob is fine until the next step, when he grabs your chin and slowly caresses it while he tugs your face up to his. The realisation of what is happening will hit him like a truck when he stops. He’ll be so close, maybe your eyes will start to flutter shut in a kiss, and then suddenly he’s gone. Melted.

But that’s Bob, maybe you should try it with the sentry instead *wink wink*.

Alexei

Alexei is completely incapable of pulling this off in the way it’s meant to be done.

When you first explained to him, he was completely on board, but you quickly found out that meant he was going to commit.

He tries to approach you with some serious swagger, and you know what – the whole thing is going really well until he has you pinned to the wall and just starts grinning like an idiot.

The minute he looks into your eyes, he ruins it with a cheery and very loud ‘Hello, beautiful person!’

You didn’t make it to the chin grab without bursting out laughing.

He, of course, takes this as a complete win and proudly announces to the others later on that he is ‘the best at the trends.’

After this, he is definitely trying to enact out more TikTok trends with you, no matter how outdated they are. But, part of you thinks it’s kind of sweet that you’re the first person to come to mind when he wants to try them.

Walker

At first, he tries to play it off like he’s not interested, but secretly he’s actually really keen on trying it.

You didn’t really consider the implications until the hulking super soldier has pressed you up against the wall. Muscles braced and bulging around you.

And when he grabs your chin, firmly tilting your face to look at him, you realise how much he’s enjoying it because there is a huuuge smirk on his face.

Also, he does not break eye contact, so have fun with that lmao.

Watching you slide down the wall into an embarrassed puddle on the floor is a huge ego boost for him. Just because he acts cocky doesn’t mean he actually has any self-confidence, until now that is.

Will absolutely do this to you on the regular now if he wants your attention and you are alone together. Good luck.

Bucky

He’ll do it because it’s you who’s asking.

Bucky was a bit of a flirt in his time, so when I say he is smooth with it, you’d better believe me.

Again, super soldier muscles are a blessing and a curse in this situation.

He’s another one who smirks while doing it, but he’s much more subtle than Walker about how much he’s enjoying it. It’s more of a ghost of a smile that plays on the corners of his lips.

The smirk won’t be what gets you, though; his eyes are intense. Like he’s drinking in every part of you as his eyes roam up and down your body.

Bucky is surprisingly gentle about the face grab, too. He’d definitely be one of those people who’d slowly turn your face and stare at your lips. He’s not afraid of a little flirty tension, and his proximity to you is very telling of that.

If you haven’t combusted by the time he’s done, well done, you’re a stronger person than I am.

I don’t think he’d turn it into a regular thing, but he’d definitely keep it in his back pocket for if he really needed something or if he wanted to be sly.

[rosseyartz]

I love being late to things. Anyways here are drawings that I did for Scott Appreciation Week, though that happened last month and a bit ago 😭 The Scott Appreciation Week and the daily prompts are by @ju5tanarti5t

Day One: I like all of his skins but choose to do his red life skin from Wild Life.

Day Two: I love a lot of headcanons but a few favourites that I like are rainbow stars above him, I feel like he would design and create his clothes/ outfits, sibling/parent friend, shapeshifter coded because of the amount of SMPs, projects etc. that's he's been apart of. He naturally has brown hair, so like he's got brown bits at top then mixes of blue seen in the drawings.

Day Three: again I love every single team/group. I wanted to draw Gem and the Scotts but also GGGGGs:)) I would have also drawn Martyn because Mean Gills and Divorce Quarter. If we not talking life series it would have been Owen, Bekyamon, Eloise. Or Lauren, Xornoth (the silly siblings trio/ duo am I right). Then like a mix of old and new friends/ people from different projects, series etc.

Day Four: I could have drawn Scott from any of the AUs that I like but I used this day to roughly draw younger Scott/ if where to be in like The Owl House was more of what I was inspired to do. Basically an TOH AU we could say like I was inspired bits by Amity. Like for example the hair, from brown to blue/ cyan hair (like seen in Scott's change of skins over the years as well).

Day Five: I drew Scott and Cambam because I've been wanting to draw these two for ages. I gave them matching jumpers because I thought it was a silly little fun idea.

Day Six: I was going to draw more duos like Sbowbugs or Flower Husbands etc. But instead we get a rough drawing of Scott as a unicorn (I could have added or done different things to it but this is what I roughly ended up with). When I first ever did drew Scott as a unicorn I was a little bit inspired by Rarity from MLP Friendship is Magic (that's where the making his own clothes/ outfits headcanons kind of came from too). But at the same time I still wanted to added bits that still scream Scott.

Day Seven: I enjoy a lot of moments, either from being other people or just moments where it's just Scott himself. So what I drew was some faces/ expressions I feel like he would pull. When drawing I was thinking of his escape room videos, when he gets badass or sassy etc. because moments like those are just so silly:))

Yapped so much but this is how my Saturday to Tuesday has been lmao- some drawings look messy or something I guess but I wanted to do this because it sounded like so much fun:)) Anyways enjoy!!

Edit: Link to the original blog because yea why not, maybe anyone else would like to do it because it was a lot of fun doing it:))

[sleepyfeatherlakex]

first actual post from kusuo😈🙏

(yandere! popular boy x weird theatre kid reader💔)

(𝘛𝘸! 𝘠𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘴, 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳, brainrot💔)

you didn't know what was coming for you.

-you were just a silly theatre kid in highschool💔

-you joined theatre because you wanted to express your emotions without people thinking its real💔

-also to get to express your teenage emotions out.. 𝑻𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒅𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒆𝒏𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖... ☹️

-the teachers were astonished by how real it was💔(they had no idea it was actually real😂🙏)

"you did such a good job! your acting seems so real, so genuine..." your theatre teacher told you.

-your awkward brainrotted ass just immediately responds with-

""thank you ma'am for helping me reach my true potential.. my alpha wolf essence..."

-the teacher was weirded out, but brushed it off immediately since you were an asset in the specialization💔

"That's... great sweetheart.."while chuckling awkwardly💔

-and soon enough, you were getting ready for the recital, where all the art specializations have gathered to make one big play.

-y'all kids must work properly.. WE HAVE SPENT A LOT ON THIS PROJECT! PERFORM IT WELL!!

the teacher screamed while you remained unfazed-for some reason, the teachers have decided to make a play that would touch the hearts of the youngters, by making a play based on.. 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖗𝖔𝖙....🥀(you were assigned as one of the scriptwriters, so you wrote some of the brainrot lines💔)

-so you and the other theatre kids ended up shouting and screaming 𝑺𝒌𝒊𝒃𝒊𝒅𝒊 𝑻𝒐𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒕! 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒎𝒂 𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒇𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓..🥀-it was a wild experience for the entirety of the theatre kids, the things you guys went through..

-and it has emotional parts, which were only given to a few people.. and you were one of them..

-when you performed in front of thousands of students and teachers, somehow, you felt you were a different person, not the weird theatre kid that everyone avoided, but as a person that had emotions, a person.

-"Why do I have to pretend that I am a person I am not!! Even after everything I've done! Everything I've tried! I still can't seem to find what's my niche in life! I'd do anything you'd make me do!! I know a lot of things! Jack of all trades, am I right? But I don't seem to actually master something.. I don't seem to actually be the person I want to be.. I don't even know who I am anymore.. I don't know.. What I truly want.."

(With matching tears, your body shaking, your emotions genuine, your voice cracking, showing a vulnerable side of yourself that people will only acknowledge as acting.🥰)

-some of the audience were touched, cried, some cringed, but there was one that loved your performance. a lot.

-not just your parents and family that came to watch, but a boy on the front row seats, from another specialization, a popular boy.

-which you somehow didn't know the existence of because you were mostly just on your phone reading tumblr, wattpad ao3 type shi💔-he admired you.

-you were confident, someone he can never be, someone who has the guts to perform in stage.

-he was a pretty boy, a femboy twink nerd with glasses, who was from the foreign language specialization. (He knows three languages.)

-you were his dream lover, the one he yearns for and needs. -little did you know, he stalks you, in real life and online.

-he was best friends with the dude you cheat in tests with.

-so he collected all your social media, from that dude, and stalked all of your socials.

-he currently has 1984 pictures in his gallery, but your pictures take up 984 of it. (He plans to add more into his collection 😟) (he possibly goons to your photos you never know💔

-He's rejected women and men just to have you💔-

-"one day.! we'll be together!! and I'll show you the depths of my love for you my darling."

-like bitch you don't even have the balls to talk to them.. 𝒚𝒆𝒕.. 🐺😈🙏

𝒐𝒉 𝒎𝒚 𝒈𝒐𝒔𝒉 𝑰 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒖𝒕𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔😈

𝑘𝑢𝑠𝑢𝑜 𝑜𝑢𝑡.. 🥴🥰😈🙏⭐𝑝𝑙𝑠 𝑒𝑛𝑗𝑜𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐼'𝑣𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑗𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑏𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑑𝑜𝑚.. 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘 𝑢.. (𝒎𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝟐 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒆𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒚𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒆!𝒑𝒐𝒑𝒖𝒍𝒂𝒓 𝒃𝒐𝒚😈🙏)

𝑚𝑤𝑒ℎ𝑒ℎ𝑒ℎ𝑒ℎ𝑒ℎ

𝘐𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤😈🙏

𝘐 𝘈𝘔 𝘕𝘌𝘞 𝘛𝘖 𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘗𝘓𝘚 𝘋𝘖𝘕𝘛 𝘈𝘛𝘛𝘈𝘊𝘒 𝘔𝘌!! 𝘐 𝘈𝘊𝘊𝘌𝘗𝘛 𝘊𝘖𝘕𝘚𝘛𝘙𝘜𝘊𝘛𝘐𝘝𝘌 𝘊𝘙𝘐𝘛𝘐𝘊𝘐𝘚𝘔😈🙏

[king-candybug-backup]

OH MY GOD HELLO YOU'VE OFFICIALLY BEEN ADDED TO MY LIST OF FAVORITE PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET BECAUSE YOU HAVE ME JUMPING OFF THE WALLS LIKE A CAFFEINATED GOBLIN!

I swear I watched Randomalistic's two hour long dissection be the king candy hyperfixation woke up from it fuck knows how long hibernation and now I need to find everything I can about this fucker, so I try to find more on YouTube and there isn't much.

After some more looking around I remember "If it exists, there's probably Fanfiction of it" (probably because only a few times has AO3 failed me much to my dismay and I find your FIC.

OH MY GOD

IMMEDIATE FOLLOW AO3 THEN I MANAGE TO FIND OUT YOU ALSO HAVE TUMBLR SO A FOLLOW ON THAT TOO AND BEFORE I KNOW IT I'VE REREAD THE FIC AGAIN TWICE AND SCROLLED THROUGH YOUR PAGE AND I'M ALL OVER THE PLACE BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING GEM AND SUDDENLY I ALREADY KNOW I'M GONNA BE REFRESHING THE FIC EVERYDAY FOR AN UPDATE!

DUDE

SERIOUSLY YOU'RE FUCKING AMAZING OMG. IT'S THE TYPE OF SHIT I CAN'T EXPRESS THROUGH WORDS AND NEED TO FIND YOU AND SHAKE YOU LIKE A RAGDOLL WHILE SINGING PRAISES BECAUSE YOU ARE A GODSEND IN MY EYES

THE SCREEN TIME CANDY GOT IN HIS CYBUG FORM BUGS ME (pun maliciously intended) SO MUCH BECAUSE HIS DESIGN IS SO COOL. I WANT MORE! I WANT SILLY BUG HABITS AND BEHAVIORS THERE'S THERE'S FUCK ALL! FEED ME MORE I AM STARVING! AND THEN I FIND YOUR FIC AND I'VE DEVOURED IT EACH TIME BECAUSE THE WAY YOU PORTRAY HIM IS SOME OF THE BEST NEURODIVERGENT + DEFINITELY GOT SOME PROBLEMS I'VE SEEN ON AO3

If it wasn't already obvious from the shpiel above, I like you a lot please don't fly into boiling cola

In the wise words of Randomalistic:

HE IS A SHIT!

BASGHXFCJVGJB,HK OMG THANKS??? 😭😭😭💖💖💖 SO GLAD YOU'RE HAVING FUN WITH IT HJFGHDGFCVGHJHB <3333

NO JOKE THOUGH, one of the main reasons I wrote it was because there were like NOOO (SFW) FICS OF HIM STAYING AS A CY-BUG THAT I COULD FIND, LIKE I NEEDED HIS BUG FREAK ENERGY IN MY LIFE IN THE MULTI-CHAPTER FIC KINDA WAY LMAOOOO, SO HAPPY YOU LIKE THE NEURODIVERGENT INTERPRETATION TOO, THANK YOUUUU 💖

YES HE IS INDEED A SHIT, Randomalistic's video hit me like a freaking truck lmao I haven't been able to stop thinking about him for MONTHS 😭

[beartitled]

I just clicked further on a post i saw earlier where you cleared up you didn't condone the actions of smitten in the hea epilouge, and now i feel stupid

Aw it’s chill, you were respectful and it’s always fun to read someone’s opinions :D

(I will answer for the previous ask here)

You actually brought my attention towards the fact that I should do a lil context warning in my old comics 🤔

I assume by ship art you were referring to this post (which gathered so much attention holy damn 💥 still in lil shock of how much ppl saw it /pos)

A little bit of context: those comics were drawn before Pristine Cut came out, so back in the day many considered Smitten as this silly comic relief guy

(not generalising, some ppl were expressing how “blindly devoured” Smitten was)

And after HeA route, that changed completely

Absolutely not blamin ya for jumping to conclusions, bc yea, HeA route recontextualizes Smitten and you start viewing him differently pretty much for the whole game

U probably saw that post, but here I go into my thoughts after experiencing HeA route, I can write a whole thesis on Smitten tbh 😭/silly

Also just a small PSA: my comics are mostly just silly stuff for comedy’s sake, 90% of the time they are not intended to be taken seriously

Especially in princesses x voices post, where I essentially flanderize the complicated character dynamics for memes and giggles

oh and I am not fully sure if I actually ship them or not

I feel like if we take voices separately, pretty much all relationships with princesses would be toxic 😭 bc they represent one “two dimensional” part of a person instead of a whole being

Like I legit struggle to name one single pairing that would be fully healthy if we take one single voice💥

Stubborn x Adversary? They kill each other multiple times 😭 tho admit very passionately

Opportunist x Witch? Both will backstab each other in sync

Contrarian x Stranger? That maybe could work, 2 sillies denying rules of reality

I think they could be shipped, but we just need to be aware and honest that they are “problematic faves” not an actual stable relationship

HeA Smitten x HeA Princess is toxic and I would say may be harmful to ship (borderline glorifying abuse), again Smitten has to atone for his actions first

Smitten x Damsel is interesting to me, bc they are two ppl who are very blindly and ignorantly in love with each other, which not saying would be healthy, but might be an interestingly messy dynamic to see in action 💥

Anyway I’m getting sidetracked

Really glad you enjoyed my STP art ❤️

Welcome to the fandom, it’s never late to experience cool games 👸

I’m honestly glad that people are still discovering this game even though it’s not in peak popularity

Have a nice day/night as well 👋

[bunnyphoenix]

I didn't add it either even though I think the same, and my intention was not to vilify the Threarah or dismiss the role of leader of a group -

My initial post was emotionally invested musing, expressing curiosity about the choice of name from his POV! Because some possible explanations could be very touching, although not textually confirmed. As a pattern, "Scabious" is possibly also a name chosen in honor of a deceased Sandleford rabbit. No one talks about this reusing of names, and it reminds me of how El-ahrairah stories are refreshed through every rabbit, so I thought I'd bring it up!

While reader bias might be in favor of Fiver in detriment of the Threarah or even of Hazel himself (i.e. ignoring their hard tasks), I believe even Fiver himself might have wrong visions sometimes. Not even Hazel believes him instantly ("don't be silly", "what rubbish!"...)

But I genuinely appreciate the context and insights yall are bringing because of me tagging my hrakaposts (shitposts) into the main tag 👍

Fiver naming his son after the old guy who thought he was insane and almost surely died because of not believing Fiver... As a mix of apology and forgiveness? Reclamation? Or perhaps he just liked the name...

It's interesting it's the only buck name always left in Lapine.

Anyway!! I'm thinking about Threar. I was surprised he was only mentioned once in Tales! I would have loved to see more of him 😭 Little Fiver taking care of an even Smaller Fiver 🥺🤏

[hinamie]

someone asked if i had ever drawn gojo with his scars, now i have :>

[forecast0ctopus]

i think spock and scotty talk about physics. for fun

[the-spring-song]

Fighting my way out of artblock so I can draw smt for May 27th.. here's a little preview/some sketches I drew earlier I hope I can finish this 🎉

[thelemonsnek]

Been thinking a lot about the malevolent au and particularly how it would effect Ingo's day to day life back in Unova :>

[image id: a digitally drawn sketch page, featuring primarily Ingo, Emmet, and Giratina (who is named Fox). In the first drawing, Ingo and Emmet enthusiastically handshake with each other, labelled "Emmet (autistic)" "Ingo (blind)" "not making eye contact". Neither of them is looking directly at the other. Beneath this is a drawing of Ingo tripping and eating shit, with Fox failing to warn him in time. Next to this is a three panel comic. Fox reacts to a joltik sitting on a table in front of them, with Ingo responding in unknowing terror at this supposed threat, until Fox finally reveals that it is just a tiny cute joltik. Ingo is unimpressed. Finally is a drawing of Emmet and Drayden. Drayden asks Emmet outraged, "how could you POSSIBLY not notice your brother is blind." Emmet gestures back at Ingo, yelling "HE IS LITERALLY READING RIGHT NOW". Ingo is sat in an armchair with a book in his lap, Fox leaning over his shoulder to read the book to him. End id]

[filurig]

– this whole - the dancing, singing, pole...raising. it is all rather ridiculous... 'midsummer'. i fail to... see the point of this human... invention. for once.

arvo's words were slurred, uneven - as if merely letting them past his lips was a great effort... this was, no doubt, influenced by the drink in his hand, resting on his stomach. folke, who had, in fact, brewed the alcohol that they were drinking, giggled - not exactly sober himself.

– i'm... the only human here, arvo. remember...

– no kraksi, or crakam, in sartrill, raises a huge, leafy pole for long summer days, that much i know.

– okay, haha - the pole thing... the pole thing is entirely human, probably. but... gullmar - tomtar, celebrate 'solvarvir' around the same time... trolls celebrate, uh... oh, curses, i'll butcher it... 'rawr - owa'... rawrr - oh wra? rawr... haha!

arvo opened one of his eyes slowly, fighting against some kind of weight that has, somehow, been set upon them - in order to look at the human beside him, still struggling to pronounce the foreign word correctly. a corner of the basilisk's lips twitched upwards.

– hm. nevermind what i said. there is a certain element of entertainment present, i suppose...