EVIILLL (i love that) BUT do they still make out WAYYYY longer then needed even if they're broken up?
oh, Certainly, darling. ;)
here’s the reference post for context.
and actually, that whole music video scene/side plot lives so rent free in my head, that i…started writing it out as a little mini para? i just miss writing stuff and wanted to do something fun and dramatic and spicy with legit crazy amounts of emotional/sexual tension in it.
because…oooough my god, i just know jersey was annoying and extra as FUCK that whole time. which, while diabolical, is also a very bold move bc stan was not speaking to him, like, At All and had no intentions to but kyle, conversely was extremely desperate speak to him so…he saw his opportunity and he took it, baby!
my man was Working! It! every angle, throwing his head back, his jawline could cut glass, his hair was so luxurious i bet it smelled so good, his like billowy tunic thing was falling over his shoulder, which has so many freckles on it…all while he was winking and waving his pretty long ass fingers at stan, smiling evilly.
— and when kyle does the things he did to him as raven back to him, it’s so funny to me because stan had to be blackout drunk and try really hard to exert that level of sex appeal as the biggest boyfailure on planet earth, but jersey quite literally is just That Bitch, does not need to try at all, can do it ten times better and it’s one hundred times more effective on ravenstan —
who is probably in hair in makeup, gripping the table so hard, trying to be unbothered when he’s SO bothered, hot and otherwise, shaking so much the hair and makeup team are like “you need to stay still.”
like stay still???? STAY STILL??? bitch! could you stay still if literally your ex super best boyfriend and the hottest person on planet earth is trying to eye!fuck! you! during the shoot for YOUR MUSIC VIDEO??? which i know that was extra stressful bc it was stan’s music video so it was his concept so he designed his own hell and built it around kyle and wanting to see kyle do it, so he literally played himself, rip bestie.
a mess…a MEEESSS.
and after all that happens which, whEw! a lot was happening, it was Very Ungentlemanly And Depraved, there were a lot of hands…in places that polite young man’s hands should not be…but when they pulled off i Swear kyle was smirking lookin sooo smug and satisfied, absolutely shameless, abt to try and go in for another one like literally tucking stan’s hair behind his ear, like skating his nail down his jaw line slowly and stan was SEETHING. i mean mad mad MAD!!! and stan never gets mad. like he stormed the hell out of there slammed the door And Everything before screaming into his hands.
free ravenstan, stop the violence jersey!!! you know my man is a pacifist and can’t fight back. :/
p.s. pls note that ravenstan looks like a slutty punk rock crimson dawn virgin sacrifice version of victor van dort in corpse bride but like more red than blue bc of raven stans angst divorce hair…do we…do we see the vision? there’s a vision and in it stan looks extremely pretty, wide eyed, easily corrupted & biteable. <3
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Pt II good omens but i've still never watched it
so you crazies blew up the other post, and many of you tried to explain the plot to me. many others said there is no plot. many said i was accurate. many said i wasn't. and then i watched a few youtube edits of the angel and the demon.
I'm convinced that I know at least a little bit more now, so like the great guy I am, I decided to share how well you've educated me.
the plot is an angel and demon become alcoholics together while doing the good ol' animal husbandry
neil gaiman doesn't have social media
everyone is crying because the angel wanted to go to heaven and the demon said no
and then the demon did the kissy smoochy to make the angel stay and the angel said no
they were not married for 6000 years but they were more married than married
there is a car. it is silver and crowley likes it.
the car is then yellow. crowley doesn't like it. aziraphale does.
there's some kind of Jane Austen ball and dance
oh but also crowley gives aziraphale a more private dance in their home and he bows while making intensely sexual eye contact with the angel who is turned on and says nice and everyone is gasping about it
no one knows about god, not the fandom, not the characters, not god herself. god is ineffable. hey mum i learned a new word!
they run over an american witch
the angel likes books in a way bordering on obsessive and worshipful
the demon likes the angel in a way bordering on obsessive and worshipful
there's a gramophone
crowley says sorry a bunch of times
aziraphale keeps getting flustered and dying coz of crowley, and the fandom dies every time. crowley is also dying. everyone is dying. hopefully not literally, im now scared of this fandom.
there's a psychedelic drug trip at some point that's in the edits where crowley goes whee down a chute. either that or the sleep deprivation is getting to me. fuck you, good omens fandom.
terry pratchett is a guy
whether he is real, or a character, or like neil gaiman he is neither real nor a character, i am unsure, but he is important and people want me to remember him
crowley likes speeding
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MOANER, GROANER, OR WHIMPERER ?
what sounds do the seventeen members make in bed ?
NSFW CONTENT ! MDNI !
a/n: GUYS i am so sorry i haven't written in so long ╯︿╰ i lose motivation for things VERY easily. anywho,,, if anyone has any requests or anything feel free to send them in ! ( just be prepared for me to take my time to respond ϵ( ‘Θ’ )϶ )
MOANER:
jeonghan:
when i tell you this man has the PRETTIEST moans i mean it. borderline angelic. every noise that comes out of his mouth has you on the verge of orgasm LITERALLY. he's upstaging you i'm sorry !
joshua:
the things i would do to hear him moaning.... 28:50 of the youngji interview is EMBEDDED in my brain. def more on the quiet side, his moans are pretty low in volume, but he is for SURE right next to your ear cuz he knows how much his moans affect you.
jun:
pathetic moans. PATHETIC. loud, whiny, GUTTURAL moans. he also has no shame. and i mean that. does not care how loud he's being. he has to let you know how good you make him feel, who cares about who hears ? also def makes those ah- ah- ah- sounds before he cums
minghao:
hao's moans are like josh's, low in volume but close enough for you to hear. gives me the vibes of someone who doesn't make much noise in bed, he prefers to focus on your blabbering, but when his sounds grace your ears, it is HEAVENLY. ( his moans are borderline whimpers too just saying )
seungkwan:
DEEP. DEEP. SO DEEP. yk that one good to me performance where he said "make some noise" in his deep ass voice ? yeah, that's his tone in bed. moans coming straight from the chest LAWDDDDDD. was pretty shy at first when it came to making noise, but after seeing how badly it affected you ( because who wouldn't go insane hearing them ), he just goes AT IT. unless he's in sub mode and is borderline sobbing
GROANER:
seungcheol:
bro. words could not describe how hot this man sounds ( i would know we're actually married ). GUTTERAL groaning. genuinely sounds like he is working out >︿< lets out a groan every time he pulls out, followed by a whimper when he shoves his cock back in :/
wonwoo:
practically inaudible with how deep his groans are. all you would be able to hear is this deep grumble. rarely likes making sounds in bed as he prefers to be all ears for your moans, but hey, sometimes good sex makes a man whimper okay there's nothing wrong with that :3
vernon:
kinda like jun, in the aspect that his groans have a pathetic tilt to them. every sound he makes, no matter how hard he tries to keep them in, just ends up sounding absolutely RUINED. im talking you'd think he was crying from how desperate he sounds ( maybe he is who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )
chan:
he's right on the barrier between groans and gasps. OMLLLL HIS LITTLE GASP WHEN HE FIRST SLIPS IN !!!!!!!!!!! no shame either he wants to let the whole world know he's getting the best pussy of his LIFE. anime girl ~gah~ kinda noises IM SORRY
WHIMPERER:
jihoon:
dooooont care what you think. he WHIMPERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! his whimpers are very low in volume however, he knows that if the guys ever found out the little noises he makes for you he would be a goner. tries his hardest to hold the whines back, much to your dismay, but at least then you get the gorgeous sight of him biting his lip till it bleeds (/▽\)
seokmin:
man does not care how embarrassing his sounds are he NEEDS you to know how good you feel. he is the EPITONE of whimpers. men be afraid to moan in their girls ear, but seokmin is sobbing out "f-fuck oh m- oh my god- 's good, 's good-" and other barely audible curses :3
mingyu:
his whimpers are WET sorrynotsorry. im saying he's borderline drooling. dumb puppy can't help it if your cunt feels so good :( sobs, cries, just the most desperate and shaky words tumbling from his mouth ( if he can still form words is a different story ).
ALL OF THE ABOVE:
soonyoung:
does not give a FUCK what noise he is making, he's just going for it. somehow sounds like whimpers, cries and growls all in one ?? also yes 80% of the time he is growling but are we suprised. just says any word that comes to his mind too. bro does nawt understand why people hold in their moans... if it feels good, it feels good you know ?
not proof-read ! lmk if there's any mistakes (づ ̄ 3 ̄)づ
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My Ballerina - Charlie Bushnell
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pov: You’re a professional ballet dancer and Charlie is your boyfriend.
Part 2 here
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@iamcharliebushnell - she makes me so happy 🦢💗
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dior.n.goodjohn - IS THIS HER?!
↪️iamcharliebushnell - I can confirm this is her
↪️dior.n.goodjohn - Charlie I HAVE to meet her you have only just talked about her for 18194774 times it’s a must
walker.scobell - why am I just hearing about this?!?
↪️ iamcharliebushnell - 🤷♂️
user - HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND
leahsavajeffries - I wanna meet her plsssssss
↪️ iamcharliebushnell- I’ll bring her to the premiere I promise she’s also excited to meet you all
dior.n.goodjohn - SHE DANCES OMG I LOVE BER ALREADY
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leenascobell - you guys are so cute seriously 😭
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@yn.ln - life’s been amazing lately 🦢💗
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emzs - I’m so glad that Mr. Jacob has decided to keep classes more relaxed
↪️ yn.ln - frrrr last week was intense I needed a little break
iamcharliebushnell - pretty girl 😩
↪️ yn.ln - I love you 💕 thank you for the flowers they are beautiful
user45 - girl how can you do that with your legs
↪️ yn.ln - been a ballerina since I was 6
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@iamcharliebushnell - Words can’t express how incredibly proud I am of my talented ballerina. 🌟 Seeing you shine on stage and play such a big role fills my heart with joy and admiration. Your dedication, grace, and passion are truly inspiring. Watching you dance tonight was a reminder of why I fell in love with you in the first place. I love you sweetheart, keep being your beautiful and talented self, the whole world is yours to shine. 💗
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yn.ln - shut up you’re making me cry 😭
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yn.ln - I LOVE YOUUUUU
↪️ iamcharliebushnell- I love you more sweetheart ❣️
yn.ln - I’m so glad i met you, you make me the happiest 💗
↪️ iamcharliebushnell - and I am so glad I asked you to be mine
dior.n.goodjohn - Charlie you’re gonna make me cry this is so sweet
↪️ yn.ln - let’s cry together 😭
leahsavajeffries - this is so cute 😭
↪️ leena.scobell - RIGHTTT
aryansimhadri - where can I get a Charlie??
↪️ yn.ln - get in line honey, he’s mine jk jk
walker.scobell - ok but why is this kinda sweet
↪️ iamcharliebushnell- nicest thing I’ll ever hear you say
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@yn.ln - Percy Jackson premiere 🔱 before and after. The pizza was to die for 😩
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dior.n.goodjohn - it was so lovely meeting you finally 💗 you’re an absolute angel I LOVE YOUUU
↪️ yn.ln - AHHHHHH THANK YOU I LOVE YOU DIOR 🫶🏻
leahsavajeffries - your so pretty you looked amazing last night 🫶🏻 it was so nice meeting you
↪️ yn.ln - awww Leah it was so nice meeting you, you’re an amazing girl and an even better actress 💗
walker.scobell - I think you’re my new favorite person
↪️ yn.ln - ily walker btw you did so good on the series Im so proud of you 😊💗
↪️ walker.scobell - can I keep her? @iamcharliebushnell
↪️ iamcharliebushnell- absolutely not
dior.n.goodjohn - BAEEEEE
↪️ yn.ln - WIFEEEEEE
momonatamada - IM OBSESSED W UUUU
↪️ yn.ln - ILY MO 💗
leenascobell - MY BABYYY IS SO BEAUTIFUL
↪️ yn.ln - all you gorgeous 😩
aryansimhadri- your girlfriend is like literally the best we all love her @iamcharliebushnell
↪️ iamcharliebushnell- I know 😁
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@iamcharliebushnell - about last night
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dior.n.goodjohn - Y/NNNNNN IS SO 😩😩
↪️ iamcharliebushnell - definitely
walker.scobell - I look so good
↪️ leenascobell - keep telling urself that
↪️ leahsavajeffries - you wish seaweed brain
↪️ aryansimhadri - walker do you need me to lend you my glasses?
↪️ yn.ln - don’t listen to them, you looked amazing Walker
↪️ walker.scobell - I swear Charlie I’m going to steal ur girlfriend one day
↪️ iamcharliebushnell- 🤨
percyseries - looking good mr. Castellan
↪️ yn.ln - moreee than good I’d say
↪️ iamcharliebushnell - why thank you
dior.n.goodjohn - I AM BEGGING YOU PLS LET US GO WITH YOU TO HER NEXT SHOWW
↪️ yn.ln - ofc babe you’re all invited ☺️ anything for you
↪️ leahsavajeffries- SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU PERFORM
Iamcharliebushnell - I’m starting to think everyone wants to steal my girl
↪️ dior.n.goodjohn - you’re absolutely correct
↪️ yn.ln - it’s ok babe I still love you Dw
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