#also we need more mick blogs

[delulujuls]

before we start

hi, im very glad that you ended up here and i hope you will have fun while staying. but before you will fasten your seatbelt or jump in the dragon saddle, here comes few important things,

firstly, the masterlist:

lando norris & oscar piastri

a rookie? more like a cookie | op81, ln4 crumbs | op81, ln4 silent carnival | ln4, op81 thick thighs save lives (but ruin racing suits) | ln4, op81 testcam.mp4 | ln4, op81

lando norris

tinder buddies | ln4 loverboy | ln4 (pt2 of tinder buddies) young, dumb & bwoke | ln4

oscar piastri

the prettiest boy in the paddock | op81 papaya nails and everything nice | op81

max verstappen

navy fury | mv33 the mad dutchman and the fearless dutchess | mv33 his eyes | mv33 (pt2 of the mad dutchman and fearless ducthess) it's just us | mv33 (pt3 of the mad dutchman and the fearless dutchess)

lewis hamilton & george russell

fuck, marry, kill | lh44, gr63 snackin' | gr63, lh44

lance stroll & sergio perez

emotional support rivals | ls18, sp11

lance stroll

i'd give you the whole world if i only knew its price | ls18

mick schumacher

friends don't know how you taste | ms47

daniel ricciardo

did i even ever crossed your mind? | dr3

daniel ricciardo & oscar piastri

aussies do it better | op81, dr3

ayrton senna

brazilian air | as12 saudade | as12

charles leclerc

gifted | cl16

so cold | house of the dragon

build bridges, not walls | house of the dragon (pt2 of so cold)

the other one | jacaerys velaryon

the right one | jacaerys velaryon (pt2 of the other one)

the true one | jacaerys velaryon (pt3 of the other one)

healing sessions | aegon II targaryen

go ahead and cry little boy | aegon II targaryen

snow scales | cregan stark

also, i just wanna make some things clear here since im not writing only about fictional characters but about actual people. few times watching tiktok f1 edits i found comments about sexualizing drivers etc and i started spiralling myself and thinking about this case so i decided that i wanna say some things, as an author myself:

things i wrote and the things that i will write in the future, no matter if with +18 content or regular stuff, are complete fiction

the fiction is everything - starting from statements and dialogues, events to even points of view. everything.

i try to perceive the people i write about as fictional (yes, even the real drivers). which is partly true, because I know them only from their versions created by the media - so in reality these people may not exist at all. the only authentic things are names, surnames and professions, which in this case is being drivers

i respect every driver without exception and i hope that what i write is in no way perceived as a lack of respect

i admire them for what they do, how much work they put into achieving success, and i appreciate them greatly for it

and i wanna add that I do not claim rights to any photos, videos or gifs published on this blog. fictional characters were created by the authors of books, films and series and I do not claim any rights to them, unless I indicate that any of the characters is my own. many situations are based on events already described in books, films or TV series and I am not their creator.

speaking of requests, of course you can send them if you have any, but im a picky little bitch and yup, i will read every message but i need to really feel something to write about it. i hope that is okay and you understand that.

anyway, thanks for ur attention and watch out for another shot!

im glad you're here. kiss on the forehead, julie

[quickstappen]

track 004: love, where are you?

A/N: i am so sorry, i know it's late, but college sucks (im juggling learning 3 languages at once - filology students am i right??) and my job also sucks (i don't recommend editing photos honestly) - but here we are, again, twitter heavy, i swear the plot is coming :)) also - ignore the dates, 'm too lazy to change them

A/N 2: previous parts of this series have been edited! most notable - Marci's a Ferrari employee, not Redbull like before

masterlist | previous next

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clairobernie_x a natural progression of the night (italians sure knows how to party)

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sarah_scott when is my invite coming? i wanna party with you too

↳ clairobernie_x gotta get the connections first babe

↳ sarah_scott well, can't really get with pierre, my boyfriend would definitely mind

↳ clairobernie_x yeah, fair lol

↳ marcilazzaro1 you're invited next year, how about that?

↳ sarah_scott lovely stuff 🥰

shithappens is that... marci? flashing someone? i'm in love

ilpredestinatox jesus i love this duo

quickstappen the annual media team party!!

marcilazzaro1 remind me to never drink with you again

↳ clairobernie_x you loved it

zoebryne_x how are y'all so hot

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marcilazzaro1 posted a story!

2 MONTHS LATER

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brunolazzaro_03 welcome to crisis-ville, sarah_scott this is entirely your fault

tagged: marcilazzaro1, federrere

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charles_leclerc oh god, straight from the bottle? what did you do to this woman

↳ brunolazzaro03 trust me, this isn't even her lowest moment from this month

↳ marcilazzaro1 dude?? stop exposing me

↳ brunolazzaro03 or what.

↳ marcilazzaro1 i have tonio's phone number

↳ brunolazzaro03 YOU WOULDN'T DARE

↳ charles_leclerc do i even wanna know who tonio is?

↳ marcilazzaro1 his boyfriend ;)

↳ brunolazzaro03 HE'S NOT

sarah_scott i deny all my involvement in this crisis

↳ marcilazzaro1 of course you do

↳ sarah_scott hey! i only gave you an idea, not tell you to spiral

mickschumacher is she like... okay?

↳ brunolazzaro03 first off, has she ever been?

↳ mickschumacher true

↳ marcilazzaro1 catching strays left and right in my own home, unbelievable

lance_stroll remember to hydrate or whatever

↳ marcilazzaro1 i am

↳ lance_stroll with WATER

↳ marcilazzaro1 didn't jesus turn water into wine?

↳ lance_stroll you are hopeless

federrere hey what the fuck, that's my shirt??

↳ marcilazzaro1 well, i have news for you then

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Marci's messages:

S: Mick showed me Bruno's post

S: Are you okay?

M: Yeah, I'm good, just...

M: A lot of things on my mind I guess.

S: Yeah, I get that. If you ever need to run away my doors are always open.

M: I might take you up on that right before the preseason testing. Need to survive the trip with Lewis first tho, I have no idea what he has planned.

S: Good luck with that.

S: See you soon Marci.

4 MONTHS LATER

8 MONTHS LATER

nicolashamilton just posted a story!

madi's radio: just to note again, this series has been edited, i heavily suggest checking out the previous parts again, although you can probably work it out on its own too. thanks to @anthonykatebridgerton putting this idea in my head ;)

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DISCLAIMER: i do not know anything about this people, this is not real life, this is just something for fun, i do not know anythings about their life or personalities!

[cruesuffix]

hi

so i made this blog for the sole reason of a silly idea i had, which is:

ranking mötley crüe outfits because we get bored sometimes!!

to start: this photo

let’s start with mick:

- i love this era of mick btw (can be said about every era)

-the pants are cute ngl, like i think he really liked these cause i have a couple more pics of him wearing them. 7/10 (yo wait i’m looking at the pic again, wtf is that white stuff near his dick…i really hope he didn’t rip those jeans…)

- THE SHOES idc what anyone says those shoes are a serve frfr‼️ i don’t think he’s worn these ones a lot (imo he should of these are so cute) 8/10

-the leather jacket is nothing special imo, like very stock standard looking jacket it’s getting a 5/10

-the scarf…i’m beefing. like we could have gotten a nice chest pic right there and the old man is busy trying to be “modest”, SHOW CHEST OLD MAN 2/10

- which brings us to the shirt, very conveniently buttoned the last two buttons but won’t show us chest, like my guy tommy’s right next to you showing off his tits and here you are- you know what the shirt is still nice so i’ll give it a 6.5/10

mick altogether has a score of: 8/10

next up is tommy:

- ok i can’t exactly see his pants, but i’m pretty sure his has tassels on them, and i’m a sucker for tassels, so that’s an 8/10

- i can’t see the belt he has on so it’s getting a 3/10 sorry tommy nobody can see that

- the shirt (practically half off anyways) will get a 7/10 because you’re not a coward and will show us chest for free (unlike some people >:/)

- once again the leather jacket is the least important part of this outfit it’s getting a 3.5/10 (still more important than that nonexistent belt though)

-the earrings are a plus though, it will get a 6.6/10 they’re helping him serve (not like he needs the help)

so tommy’s outfit will give him: 7.4/10

now onto vince:

- even though we can’t really see the pants, the small part of his foot the camera captured tells us he’s also wearing leather pants…nothing special so 5/10

-he’s actually wearing sneakers, which he’s worn since like probably ‘82 or something like that, which i find funny compared to some of the things he’s worn…i’ll give that a 6/10 for the humour value

- of course, he’s only wearing a leather jacket but i’ll give him a 7/10 for the audacity…we need to start taking notes people (*cough mick *cough)

- the gloves are a bonus actually like that’s kind of a serve ngl 8/10

so vince’s score will be: 7.9/10

now onto our last subject, nikki:

- first thing you lock onto in this photo is nikki’s jacket. that is a great damn jacket my god. putting nikki in my rob list as we speak actually. i will be giving the jacket a 9/10

- the shirt is ruffled (i’m pretty sure the ruffles aren’t apart of the jacket but i wouldn’t be surprised) i actually like that kind of style…secret time: i loved nikki’s phase where he dressed like a gay pirate that only exclusively listened to queen. so that being said, the shirt gets a 8/10

-the pants are obviously leather and we know how i feel about leather pants…it’s getting a 5/10.

- the shades are actually really nice, i love circle frames you can pry that shit outta my cold dead hands- anyways those get a 7.5/10

- the bass will be counted as a part of the outfit…love it, can’t go wrong with black, especially if it fits the outfit 9/10

to complete the set, nikki gets a 8.2/10 (sorry mick this outfit just eats)

this was so much fun to do, i might do more (if that’s what you guys would like too) anyways that’s been the first instalment of “ranking the crüe fits” with your host lily!

[f1crecs]

The f1crecs team is looking to grow ❤️

The f1crecs blog is currently run by a team of nine fic rec'ing wizards. We love maintaining the blog, but as time goes on and things pop up, we have found ourselves needing a bit more help.

We are therefore looking for 1 - 5 more people to help us with the research, requesting, and formatting of lists.

In the near future, we will be working on lists such as:

👉 Royalty AUs 👉 Fake Dating 👉 Carlos/Oscar 👉 Omegaverse 👉 And many, many more, covering all tropes and all pairings.

Fancy getting involved? Please see below the cut for details.

Thank you!

Briony, Katie, Tia, Alison, Caroleen, Clara, Mandy, Leaf & Esra x

What would I be doing?

You would be putting forward fics to include on the fic rec lists on the @f1crecs blog, based on a given prompt. This could be a pairing (maxiel/piarles/strollonso) or a trope (soulmates/coffee shop au/canon divergence). This would include you selecting a favourite quote from the fic or a brief summary of why you enjoyed it. You could also help with finding fics, formatting posts, answering asks, or curating specific list types (e.g., WIP wednesday or 'megaverse Monday).

How would it work?

🔸️ You will join the f1crecs Discord Server.

🔸️ We receive requests for rec lists through the blog's inbox, and share them in the Discord server.

🔸️ We have channels to work together to compile the lists.

🔸️ We decide together on a banner image and any other text needed.

🔸️ We format the post and publish to the blog, crediting you in the body of the post.

🔸️ We work on five or so requests at a time, dependent on numbers.

What pairings do you need help with?

All of them! I am looking for support with all pairings and tropes - I believe that rec blogs are stronger when run by a team, as they have more eyes and are less likely to forget or miss something. 😊

Due to gaps in knowledge, the areas we need most support on are:

💖 Maxiel fics

💖 Omegaverse fics

💖 Sebastian, Daniel, Valtteri, Mick, and Lewis centric fics

💖 Rare Pair fics

💖 Gen fics

But as I said - whatever your favourite pairing, you are welcome here and your knowledge will be much appreciated 🤍

Important Points

I ask for permission from EVERY author that I want to feature on a fic rec list. By joining the blog team, you would agree to do the same. If we are not given permission to list the fic, or if the author does not respond within one week of our request, the fic does not get included on the list (or any future list). You will be given a template to make these requests, to make this easier. 🥰

When compiling the lists, I include my favourite quote from the fic or a couple of sentences about why I enjoyed it. Please consider if this is something you'd be willing to do.

We have all kinds of pairings and character requests come through to the inbox. f1crecs is a neutral space, with no driver, ship, or trope hate allowed.

This blog is f1 only. At least one person in the pairing must be, or have been, in f1 - or, if gen, the central character must be or have been in f1.

How do I express interest/ask questions?

Please message the blog's creator - @boxboxbrioche - to show your interest.

Thank you!

[downundergarfield]

can i please get a medic+sniper with a fem s/o who has a thing for their voices and into degradation. Nothing too harsh.

Also I love your writing❤️❤️❤️. I squealed when I saw your writing blog, it makes me feel giddy and kick my legs lol

Hello, dear anon. Sorry for the long wait. The old cat's ass needed a break.

So, your Australian and German, in the very glory of their vocal cords

Sniper + Medic × Fem! reader who has a kink on their voices

The story flows into NSFW!

tw: degradation. Rude words

The Sniper understands that you actually like his voice, even when he is angry. It happened when he accidentally went too far in telling you off. He called you "drongo" and immediately apologized. But he noticed how you shuddered, how you clenched your legs and bit your lips.

"oh, d' ya really like humiliation, ya dirty lill' thin'?"

he said. In his characteristic tone. Leaning over you and smiling smugly.

The Medic found out about your little kink when he was treating a wound on your leg and you fidgeted too much from the unpleasant pain.

"Sit still, schweinhund!"

He noticed when you hissed through your teeth and sparks of pleasure appeared in your eyes.

"doez the Lady really like threatening wordz in her addrez?"

He raised one eyebrow looking at you. You chuckled awkwardly.

Over a smoke break, the Sniper told the Medic about the recent case. The Medic noticed the same thing in your behavior. The men paused and then smiled at each other. Obviously, they came up with the same, vulgar idea.

The Sniper once "caught" you on your way to the Medic. You needed to treat your leg wound a little more. You walked unhurriedly while Sniper asked you about things in your favorite whispering tone. Then he listened to your voice slowly begin to tremble from the accumulated excitement. Finally, you find yourself not far from the Doctor's office.

"-Guten Abend mein Freund, thank you for inviting the lovely Y/N to us. I zink we can get started."

You sit down on the couch as the Medic gently pulls the bandages off your thigh. He performs the necessary procedures and wraps the damage with a new bandage. But he doesn't immediately lag behind your hip. He strokes you on it. His hands slide from your knees to your groin and you shudder, feeling how he touches the already wet spot on your underpants.

"You did a great job, Mr. Mundy," the Medic says, turning back to his colleague and Sniper smiles. Even through his aviators, you can feel the simmering animal excitement in his gaze.

Mick walks into the office, sitting next to you on the couch. He bends right down to your ear. His hand gently strokes your second, healthy thigh.

"you loike what's going on, don't ya, little slut?~"

You don't have time to say anything, because the Medic's gloved fingers touch your wet clitoris and all you can do is sigh and shake your head in agreement.

"-pervers." The Medic whispers.

"- I didn't doubt she is~" The tone of the Sniper becomes even more predatory when he pulls you into a kiss and penetrates your wet begging cave with his hands. His fingers quickly grope the G-Spot, starting to torment it. The Medic continues to caress your clitoris with circular movements.

"- I see our little toy likes to be treated so rudely.~" The German accent is noticeably too. When you moan plaintively from the lips of an Australian. He breaks away from your lips and breathes heavily. He laughs rapaciously.

"- You're all leaking. Y' like being used roughly, don't ya, Sheila?~" You can't answer because the pressure on you from below brings you too close to the edge too quickly.

Suddenly they both break away from your entrance. You're whining because you can't have an orgasm.

"-What about fucking this Dame from both sides?"

"-I like the way you think, Doc~"

The Sniper turns you around, lowering your legs from the couch. The Medic is attached to your head.

"- Be a good girl and nozing bad will happen to you.~" the Medic whispers while you feel your underwear being pulled off. Then a hot, thin organ is thrust between your folds. The Medic puts the not yet fully hard cock on your face, you lick and stroke it. Then, he enters your mouth and you squeal because the Sniper enters your pussy. Torn and pretty fast. With each thrust passing deeper and deeper.

He comes down to your face and bites you in the neck. His teeth pierce the skin, and his tongue then licks fresh wounds. It's pretty painful. He stretches out and smears your blood on his lips. Mick picks up the pace from below, while the Medic is a little slow, but also enters the rush. You get fucked from both sides.

"- gott, this mouth is much better zan the mouth of any girl zat we ordered." Says the Medic, throwing back his head. Meanwhile, the Sniper enjoys your narrow passage, moaning softly and sometimes chuckling.

"you're roight. She's got the tightest pussy that's i ever fucked."

They fuck you, mixing humiliation with praise. Until both are nearing their edge.

Both mercenaries cum, Doc holds your head by the back of your head, not letting you come off. You swallow portion after portion. Then you feel the Sniper grabbing your sides, he pushes his nails into your flesh and moans long. His groan turns into a growl. They both leave your used entrances. A couple of drops of semen remain on your lips and tummy. When the excitement comes off them, they gently stroke you and help to clean up all this mess

[imabillyami]

Hi friends 💜 I gained lots of lovely new followers lately, so here I am - (re)introducing myself for everyone new to my blog.

I’m Billy, 29, non-binary, vegan, queer. My pronouns are they/them. I’ve been doing fandom stuff on this website for about 15 years. I’ve been a wrestling fan for even longer than that.

I’m European, but my sleep schedule is absolute whack, so you’ll likely see me up and online at all weird times of the day. I do have a nightly queue set up, indicated my the little "q" at the end of my tags, but I oftentimes end up being awake and posting during those hours, still.

What got me hooked on Wrestling? My uncles (who might as well be my older brothers, not much of an age difference there), showed me all the wrestling videos when I was a kid. And then we watched WrestleMania 22 together and I saw the Mick Foley vs. Edge hardcore match and well - the rest is history. 

I’m a pro wrestling enthusiast in general and try my best to keep up with as much of it as possible - WWE, TNA/Impact, AEW, some indie stuff if it looks interesting enough (I really enjoy WOW for example). I post whatever brings me joy, though I’d say my content favors WWE heavily most of the time (old habits die hard). 

My ultimate favorite since the day he stepped foot into NXT has been and will forever be Sami Zayn. Undisputed. 

Before him I was a huge Edge fan, Punk fan, AJ Lee fan, Dean Ambrose fan. I'm still a huge Moxley fan to this day. 

I was & still am a sucker for The Shield too (they got me back into watching WWE after Edge’s first retirement). I came back for the group, stayed for Roman, Dean and Seth as individuals. I didn’t think I could love anyone more, ever, until the day Sami walked in and said “challenge accepted”. And here we are.

Generally I’m enthusiastic about any and all wrestlers unless stated otherwise. What finally got me to participate in the online fandom though? The Bloodline & Samijey. I’m a Sami fan. I’m a Roman fan. A Jey fan, a Jimmy fan, a Solo fan. So I enthuse about these guys a lot more than about all the others.

I freaking adore women’s wrestling. No female wrestlers are getting slandered on my watch. My current favs are Naomi, Becky, Bayley, Indi, Asuka, Shayna & Rhea in WWE, Jordynne in TNA & Willow, Mercedes and Toni in AEW. My forever undisputed favorite will be AJ Lee though. 

I enthuse about a lot of different wrestlers on a regular basis. So you’ll basically see lots of content about all the people from all the promotions. I don’t believe in the whole weird tribalism bullshit. Wrestling is awesome and no matter what you enjoy, I love that there’s so much variety for everyone these days.

I’m a writer and a shipper. I’m a multishipper. Wrestling is beautiful and very very gay. My absolute favorite ships are Samijey, Ambreigns/Romox (& JimmyKev & BayRhea), but I have a few others I like & I’m always open to writing and reading other new stuff too. Nothing’s set in stone when it comes to shipping.

If you enjoy M/M fanfic (and hopefully soon to be added F/F fanfic), you can find that pinned to the top of my blog, but also on my AO3 (don’t need an account). If you want something written, you can request it, I just kindly ask you to check my requests post for rules and limitations first. 

Other than wrestling, I’m very much a lover of TV shows, movies, books, music and all kinds of media in general, especially the queer kind. 

I’ve been in many fandoms over the years and I’m always happy to talk about them and post stuff about them (though admittedly a less often lately, wrestling has kinda completely taken over my blog at this point). These posts are usually tagged with “non wrestling” or “other obsessions” and the specific fandom name for blacklisting purposes, since these days this is my only blog & I don’t intend to change that.

I think that pretty much covers it. If you wanna come chat about anything, my inbox is always open, anon is always on. Unless you’re a minor, I’m happy to interact. I’m an adult. I post adult themes and content occasionally, so if you’re a minor I kindly ask you to not follow me. This is for your own safety. 

Anyway. It’s nice to meet you all! I hope you’ll enjoy what you see & that you’ll stick around! Come around for a chat if you ever feel up for it!

Little added PSA with TW for addiction/alcoholism:

I am a recovering alcoholic and drug/narcotics addict (sober for 2+ years at this point). It gets mentioned sometimes. I'm not ashamed of my past.

I'm rather strict (and very mindful) about tagging things correctly as to not trigger anyone or get triggered myself. 

If that info causes any issues on your end, whether that’s cause it’s a personal trigger and you want to (understandably) keep yourself safe, or because you’re simply being an unkind person who doesn’t believe that people can change and grow, I kindly ask you to turn around and leave for your sake, but also for my own.)

[acrosstobear]

Hi, I visit your page from time to time and I am not sure if you follow Mick as much, but incase you do, have you read or come across any news/rumor or speculations on why Mick wasn't there for the race in Hungary and doesn't seem to be in Belgium?

i absolutely still follow Mick!!!!! still 100% a Mick blog, it just so happened that Goodwood happened on the weekend i was in Toronto for INDYCAR and so I couldn’t really enjoy it/take most advantage of it. and then he LITERALLY disappeared off the face of the earth lmao. so i don’t know why he hasn’t been at the last two races!!!!! it’s very peculiar, i’m going to go look at his last diary entry to see if there’s anything of note that he said about the next few weeks.

i know he’s done some sim work at Williams and McLaren, in addition to the obvious work he’s doing for Mercedes. HOWEVER, and take this with a huge grain of salt — we know summer break is when silly season really ramps up. we know that just before the last two races, there was a shakeup on the grid. i wouldn’t be surprised to find out that he’s putting time and effort into finding himself a seat on the grid right now, and therefore falling a little bit more off the map.

that’s obviously what i’m HOPING for, and it doesn’t seem impossible to me that that’s why he might be otherwise occupied, but it could also just be that he’s tired and needs a breather from being in the public eye! Callum said his year as reserve was the most tiring, hectic year of his life, and it wasn’t helped by the uncertainty and the act of having to hope and pray that they’ll pick you. so i think it’s important to remember this is a tough year for him and give him a little space to figure it out.

alright that’s me over and out but pls remember that i loveeeee my babyboo Mick even when he’s not giving us anything to work with lmao 😂

[aclickbaittitle]

Live blogging of the Podcast Jam's Pilots (Part 2):

Again, I want to congratulate everyone that participated in the Podcast Jam. You created not just a story but a world using just sound waves in 72-ish hours, that's amazing!

8° Hello? Are you there?

I have so many questions about the world.

Race of people???

I really like Aiden's VA, they have a nice audiobook narrator voice. I also liked the reverb effect.

But what is with the freaking morality?

I know where Aiden is, he's in the US of A.

Wait, I wanted the tour :((

Hey Aiden, if you dont have a brother, dont crticize.

What did humanity did to you? Noooo.

Tbh, I was most intrigued by this project 'cause it had a similar premise to Eart(h) FM and wanted to see how it will diverged, and it left me a bit dissapointed. Part of that cause Eart(h) FM is a sorta tesis to the wrong idea that humanity is greedy and to all those other apocalyptic stories that further the myth.

Idk, I was expecting a couple of stories not about mythology but rather about Aiden and him connecting and making friendships that arent there anymore and mourning.

But hey, thats just me. Good job team!

9° Valvidian's Finest

Love the title sequence.

I like the heart of the ship sound, threatening but cozy.

I love Anna Maria.

What happened to poor Sam?

A small bear is a pretty accurate description of a cat.

Its name is Acorn!

Omg, they are saving the cat. Like Saving The Cat. Thats so funny.

Question: Is Sam human?

Tbh, I didnt understand the first half, or anything until the cat.

Oh no, that cat is expensive. Awww Slack, they have ethics.

Uuu, class comentary ♡♡

Nop, Anna did pop the "P".

Also, I love how each of the characters have a distinct voice.

Wait, so they hide the cat in a suit?

Omg, such cool music.

Peace & Love.

Ok, the what do we deliver at the end was a jump scare.

10° Space Specks

This reminds me of Eart(h) FM but from another perspective/pos. But like more Morbid.

Nice exposition.

Too many characters, aaa, I cant distinguished from one another.

Amputeee rep!

Omg, the stikes were raised so fast. Who is this friend?

I'm curious about this format. Who is recording, and why?

Three more nights I said, but I am bad at math, jejeje.

Idk who this person is saying all this pet names. But I love them.

What's your deal? They are a polycule my friend.

Nora: 'cause I can, 10/10.

That being said they became defensive too quickly. Idk, I think the conversation was a bit forced but they said the word QPR!! And tbh that's all that matters.

Weed is weed, I need that in a shirt.

Honey, I need to make a list of all the pet names. Idk, I like when ppl say pet names platonically and not condescendenly.

Sawyer, thats their name!

Future tech! Future tech!

I also think leaving nora is a terrible idea. They were like 5 or 7 in the group, someone can stay with them.

Wait, Sawyer is cowboy coded. I thought they were a doc.

Dog! Dog! DOG! 2024 is the year for podcasts dogs! Finally! There had been to many cats.

Aww Coral. I would have done the same.

A dog named Dog, 10/10 naming skills.

Hey, dont insult the dog. He is just scared. Dogs are loyal but also, yk, angry.

Wait, noooo. Dont shoot the dog.

So Chip is the doctor. Nooo, dont shoot him. Ah, they are living him alive.

Aliens? Ah no, just a human surviver.

Okay, so I still dont know how many characters are and now we've added another one.

Jean, dont.

Ah, the friend was Jean. Stake was finally saved.

Uuu, Real World Lore.

Nice editing Quills and Finch!

11° Working Tidal

Nice music, love some rock.

Uuu, hostel setting!

Poor Fisher they are so stressed.

Wait, so this is a case of if they get wet they turn back into mermaid form?

Question: Why do they need to hide? Like, is there an anti mermaid sentimaid?

Gills and shark teeth! Thats so cool... and sexy.

This person is so calm, I wish they could hold me and tell me all will be fine.

Aww, human dad? Mixed kid metaphor!!!?

Oh no, Mick(?) Lost their powers. Was it cause of love?

Wait, Erick and Mick (?) are Divorced?? Hey, Erick, whyyyyy, be more carefull.

This just became 10 levels more tragic.

They nailed the divorced dynamic.

Poor mom, she is also overworked. Let her sleep.

I feel cheated though, I tought this was going to be a comedy but is a family drama.

Fin, you are a disaster/pos.

Wave transition, so smooth!

*Down bad for your weed dealer*, hehehe.

Wait Riley is 16, aww.

Also Fin & Fisher really nailed the sibling dynamic of those two who are very closed in age.

Weed makes you wise.

"Actually I think is a dead body?" Said high and totally chill, is actually very funny.

NO, NEVER CALL THE COPS.

Lore? Lore? No lore :(

"Hey kids you are home in time for dinner. Whats with the unconcious person there?"

Bluey is canon in this universe.

Annete not Mick. Sorry.

Erick, why did you said that about your NEPHEW??

Okay, so magic and mermaids are known in this universe. Then why do they have to hide?

*She can stay?* Dont you live in a hostel.

Wait, Fisher named themself? Thats hillarious but better than if it would have been their parents.

What do you know Anette? Oh no, poor Marine or Marnie.

I am intrigued.

Wait, we are going to get two seasons!!!! Excited!!

12° Finder's Keeper

This creepy music is amazing.

This music is lulling me to sleep/pos.

No, dont insult coffee in my presence.

Okay, so exposition but exposition is incorrect but not actually.

Damn, this organization is abusive (?)

I really like the Keeper. They are like those detectives in Noir movies, and sound like they only survive from drinking and smoking/pos.

I thought she said, the "Poop" thing for a second (sorry).

Aww, the Keeper wants to protect them.

I really like the poof vfx.

I like the Here place. Nice sound.

The watchers, how did they get that much power?

How do ppl become finders & watchers?

NO, DONT SHAKE, DONT SHAKE.

I like this Elevator music. Finder agrees with me.

This is such a funny conversation. Love this transition scene.

Yeah, yeah. Nope, nope. Poor Keeper.

The music is so Coool. Like it is not basic creepy, if it makes sense? It has some pizzas and like little foleys that just add to it.

I could fell asleep to it/pos.

Something invaluable? Love, Peace, Happiness. Wait, adquired. Thats such a word.

Nah, keep with the semantics.

Oh, Time. That makes sense.

This man is so creepy in a fun way, props to the VA.

Wait, so not all of the clients are like this? I thought this was like a normal tuesday.

No, DONT SHAKE IT, DONT SHAKE IT.

Piano? Piano!?

So he is a shapeshifter. Why does that make him so evil tho?

Oh, so they are like Kidnappers or Eaters. I think they eat them.

Oh no, dont say Main Characters Syndrome. I can stand Hero's Journey but I draw the line at mc syndrome.

Hey, 70 is not old. No one under 80 can call themselves Old.

The percursions of this. So cool, like the clock but also the snare and kick box. Idk is so cool.

Wait, who did the Finder shoot?

Exactly, those are my questions.

13° Eart(h) FM

Too long. Wont listen to it.

14°Hamuel Burger and the American Dream

So tumblr deleted all my thoughts. But I just wanted to say this was so fun.

Asbestos reminds me of any gringo coming to a 3rd world country, especially the part of: "I thought earth will be more friendly / You tried to kill me".

Love how every alien influencer out there is trying to kill the us president. Will be me.

Really liked how they worked around having more characters without the need of more VAs and all of that through comedy.

I want to subscribe to Hams youtube channel.

The Farm boy just kicking the spaceship was 10/10.

And the meta-level credits is such a cool thing.

[chussyracing]

Could you tell me a list of great blogs to follow and why, please? 🥺 Sorry to bother you, I'm just new here and didn't wanna end up in the wrong circles

baby, i'm the wrong circles.... ok, u will get mostly charles blogs, so let me know u like someone else (or don't, i can help with like.... lewis and seb and mick blogs at most)

@race-week if u need a great insight into the sport, especially if ur a newbie and don't understand some parts of the sport (u get rules, news, tech side, stats and other data) - also this is the first and only general f1 blog u get, others are extremely me-biased

@balaclavacharles my most beloved, loves charles the most (with lewis as close behind), indifferent on the rest, only hates the criminals (rightfully so), very sweet but also funny (follow for the charles posts, stay for the memes) - u will also get a few nyck posts that are so worth it

@livetogether--diealone loves charles lewis and seb, the best artist out there (makes me cry with the charles art often), funny, italian, temperament (sorry this sounds like a date app profile u will understand)

@mssr-monagato funky and opinionated, likes charles and lewis (and pierre), filter out piarles if u don't like it, u will see a lot of it

I'd tag Akira here if I knew HER URL 😭 it used to be effervescentdragon but I bet she changed it for seb so I will add her after I find it, follow for a ton of fics, charles, lewis, seb, filter out carlos if u need (warning for unrelated posts like uh hobit? I think)

@deercharles such a SWEETIE but u will get lovely posts full of charles appreciation, the founder of geochalex nation

@ferrariprince16 lots of edits for ur liking, mostly charles, lewis and seb, ITALIAN (u can never follow too many italians btw), too nice for her own liking, brutally honest sometimes (might make u cry with tiktok edits)

@lileclair unhinged just like me. tag talker (like me), dramatic (like me), great tagging system (unlike me), will find basically any post u need (if not we join forces and spend hours on it lol)

Other blogs i like and why:

@pinsaroulettes - hater first, human second, please keep up the good work

@sbinalino - u will also get guanyu besides charles and lewis and we all need more of him

@vett4l - I hope this is kyle. If not ignore this. otherwise: gifmaker, content creator, mick blog but also likes charles and seb and nyck!!, dutch (derogatory) but anti max (affectionate)

@schumaclerc - because they go together and u can't devide them, again a mick blog, filter out fernando if u don't like him, u will see him there rip, gifmaker, geochalex truther

@maranello (also historical ferrari drivers, u can cry to michael posts) and @evilscuderia and @leqclerc (filter out sebchal if it's not ur thing) and @lukamodric (some football posts too if ur into it) - ferrari blogs (with charles bias just like every ferrari blog should be)

@cichocicho - also a personal blog so u get a lot of relatable posts, come for f1, stay for biatlon (likes the correct Boe brother)

@oscar-piastri - content creator and loves juniors too, legendary mock up merch better than original

@dobbiamo-capire - italian. like painfully so. Will make u cry. Ask them about owls 💀

@samlammers - best roscoe and albon pets account out there. no i'm kidding mina will provide u with all the lewis and charles (and roscoe) posts u need, makes adorable edits

@dailyleclerc - for all the charles content so u stay up to date

@l8tof1 @heartsoftruth @wejustvibing to get ur deserved lewis fix 😋

@champagnepodiums for media analysis, esp lists of drivers and their gains each race weekend

Others i love reblogging from without any particular reasons:

@charlewiss @sokoal @bracedes @holdmyhopeinyourhands @my-fragment-of-peace @userhamilton

Special shoutout to the entire chircus gc and especially those of u who changed ur urls so i didn't find u 🤡

Feel free to add ur recs to this to help anon!

[elscaptive]

**I would like to properly introduce myself to you ladies and gents

> I go by el as you can see...

> I luv bands (that's what my blog is all about tbh)

Here are some of my fav bands/artist right now that I casually listen to. Can't say I'm like a superfan of some of them, but i do enjoy and listen to their tunes --(ps. kinda random?...so bear with me \˚ㄥ˚\ )

Guns N' Roses - This my main one since day 1 lol. I luvv this band sooo muchh (╥﹏╥)

**My fav songs from them:

Think About You [:AFD]

My Michelle [:AFD]

Rocket Queen [:AFD]

(or basically the Appetite for destruction album (○ﾟεﾟ○) )

Dust N' Bones [:UYI 1]

Perfect Crime [:UYI 1]

Don't Cry (Original) [:UYI 1]

Estranged [:UYI 2]

Get in the ring [:UYI 2]

You could me mine [:UYI 2]

Hair of the dog [:TSI]

Better [:CD]

Whooo... That was really hard.

Mötley Crüe - luv these dudes a lotttt (＊￣︶￣＊)

Metallica - yeah

Ozzy Osbourne - dude's just cool ya'know?

Bring Me The Horizon - thanks to AmEN i became a fan of them (๑¯ω¯๑)

Falling in Reverse - tdimiy <3

My Chemical Romance - no explanation. just them

Nirvana - their mtv unplugged just made me fall in luv with the band more

David Bowie - all i have is luv 4 this man I've never met. luv ur music dave

Queen - ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—oh

The Beatles - obladioblada (luv me sum british folks)

AC/DC - they shook me all night long

Led Zeppelin - started listening to their music more when I started using their song for a chapter i was writing

Foo Fighters - i luv My Hero so much

Post Malone - he's just a chill guy and also, he's cool

Tyler The Creator - can be goofy but creates good music

Childish Gambino - im obsessed with Bonfire

The 1975 - _(:з」∠)_ don't ask

The Neighborhood - when i wanna feel diff lol

Rex Orange County - my fav artist from 2022

5sos - luv this band a lottt. kinda had a small phase in 2022

Daniel Caesar - his songs just don't miss GOSHHH

Black Veil Brides - first emo band that i heard as a kid

Justin Bieber - im not a believer. i always hear his songs when i was a kid. and i gotta say, they're awesome. always go back to his old stuff when i wanna feel nostalgic (lol, yeah "nostalgic")

There are more, definitely. But i can't fit them all, can I?

Honorable Mentions

[bands/artist i don't listen too much or don't listen to at all but like a lot]

Dave Mustaine - he's just ginger that's it. a bit grumpy but whatevs

Mick Jagger - M A J E S T I C

Tom Keifer/Cinderalla - gorgeous dude. i luv nobody's fool sm

Aerosmith - <3

Small facts about me...

I like to write random stories. Most of them are inspired by the songs I was listening when I wrote them. Could be from the title, the lyrics or the feel from the song.

Also write songs. Most are unfinished. I'm trying to write with an accompaniment of a guitar, but I'm still learning, hoping to shred soon lol (i got a long way)

I like Axl. I think we all have an inner axl rose inside of us. We all get pissed by little things, could be cause by past experiences or trauma. So, kinda relate to him just a tiny bit.

Wannabe rockstar.. gosh it's kinda sad. Idek if it's possible in this time.

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You reached the end. Thanks for reading all that. Bit boring? Meh. That's all you really need to know

If you have any questions or interested about some stuff. You can ask me on my ask box. (don't ask weird stuff tho... you'll be blocked)

[safetycar-restart]

Wait Mick begging to hump you is such a good idea.

Puppy!Mick probably doesn't want to fuck you, all he wants is to hump some part of your body and be the happiest puppy in the world, like putty in your hands. Mick likes to beg you for it, and you still don't understand why, you always agree immediately anyway. But seeing Mick's desperate face is always the best thing in the world. Plus, petting his hair while you have him humping your thigh? Gone. No more Mick.

Also Mick is sooo golden retriever btw I need to talk about brushing his hair and tail.

-🌻

Firstly, yes you absolutely do need to talk about brushing his hair and tail. You need to. The entire blog requires you do this. Secondly, I love this so much!!! Horny puppy Mick is incredible.

Don’t get him wrong, he LOVES fucking you. Of course he does!! It feels so good and it makes you feel good, so it’s a win win. That’s really all he wants, to make you feel good (he gives the messiest head ever by the way, just licking you to his heart’s content).

But having said that, his personal favourite is humping you, it just feels so good? Especially because you’ll always pet his hair and if his face is enough then you’ll also kiss him. It’s just so so good. He loves it.

And of course he’ll always beg. You always say yes, really there’s no need to beg but he must. He could never just ask for this, he must beg. Cause he needs it. He’s so horny and worked up and his hand or a pillow will never be as good as your thigh. Never ever.

His expressions are just incredible. The way he begs and pleads even as he humps you, whining and crying in between pleas.

He’ll be panting so quickly, desperately humping you so quickly that he can barely pick up a rhythm. Maybe sometimes he’ll get so desperate that you actually have to pull him up against you and direct his hips? He gets so close but he can’t make himself cum because he just can’t keep any rhythm at all.

So you do it for him. He just collapses against you, hiding in your neck and panting.

(Please we need to discuss his tail because when you first date him, he tries to act all nonchalant but his tail is moving a mile a minute)

[princemick]

i need more mick blogs to follow… so another blog rec?

MICK BLOGS SPECIFICALLY YES OFC. sadly we are not with many but we are still strong so.

@acrosstobear will post all the half cut 3 pixel mick pics the instant they reach the internet. also posts a lot of lando.

@mickbetsch the most amazing gifmaker on the mickside of f1blr, also posts a lot of movie stuff and charles.

@mickschumachergf wonderful mick gifmaker also posts a lot of lewis.

@milflewis my beloved niamh who will write u all the mick stuff if u ask nicely and she doesnt forget ur ask. also post a lot of lewis and val.

@grussell63 the biggest merc mick lover ever and very funny. also posts a lot of lewis and george.

@userhamilton mick gifmaker n very funny

@rosyjuly smick.

and then @mickstart and @brawn-gp who my brain still associates with mick even though they beraly post mick anymore but are still wonderful blogs u shud follow.

[daydreamingleclerc]

I posted 19,612 times in 2022

That's 16,565 more posts than 2021!

13,074 posts created (67%)

6,538 posts reblogged (33%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@judeswhore

@neverinadream

@libraryofloveletters

I tagged 5,156 of my posts in 2022

#asks - 740 posts

#emi talks - 622 posts

#ask emi <333 - 606 posts

#mason mount - 120 posts

#mick schumacher - 118 posts

#honesty hour - 112 posts

#wow - 54 posts

#&lt;- - 43 posts

#footballer x reader - 36 posts

#charles leclerc - 35 posts

Longest Tag: 111 characters

#i’m going to **** ****** 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

two plus two is four - mick schumacher

summary: in which, your boyfriend finds out you’re pregnant after you play a game of pregnancy test roulette.

warnings: a little bit of smut midway through it nothing too graphic, swearing, babies, confusion, uncles charles, carlos, este and seb!

requested: no

notes: yes... i’ve written yet another self indulgent pregnancy fic... anyway....

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#4

dirty little lover - mason mount

summary: in which, mason meets your parents, and the good boy persona disappears once you’re alone in the bedroom.

warnings: dom!mason, sub!reader, choking, oral (m, f), spitting, cum play, unprotected sex, pet names (sir, kitten, daddy), vulgar language, breeding kink, i think that’s it.

thank you @trickyblues for the idea ily long time &lt;3

requests are closed. this is a long one so i apologise but also i don’t <3 enjoy whores xx

“you don’t need to be so nervous, mason,” you smiled at him when he switched off the engine of his lamborghini, a flicker of panic in his eyes, “they’re just my parents.”

“they’re not just your parents,” he rubbed his palms against the grain of his jeans, “they’re your parents.”

a knot formed between your eyebrows at his words, and you watched as he giggled at your facial expression, “mason, that makes no sense.”

“no it does,” he frowned, “what i mean is they’re your parents, as in, the parents of the girl i love, i haven’t done this in so long, and i’m just worried they’ll-”

you cut him off, lips pressing against his softly to calm his nerves. your fingers rested on his stubbly cheek, tracing the hair prickling at your fingertips, and his hand cascaded through your hair, pulling you in closer by the back of the neck. his tongue swiped against your bottom lip, and when you pulled his bottom lip between your teeth, you both moaned.

“you’d better be careful,” he pulled away and raised an eyebrow, “i know we’re staying here tonight but don’t think i won’t punish you later.”

“sounds tempting,” you ignored his statement, running your fingers around the snatch of his jawline, kissing his lips, “do you not think we should try it out?”

“do we have to go inside? can’t we just stay like this?”

he ignored you now, rolling his eyes and jabbing your rib cage. your fingertips tickled at the back of his neck, stroking against the short, thin hairs at its nape. over his shoulder, you could see your parents — or rather, your dad — poking his head through the blinds. at first, it was just to get a look at mason’s car, but then you caught his raised eyebrow and you abruptly glanced back at your boyfriend.

“okay, don’t wanna freak you out,” you pressed your forehead against his, “but my dad just watched us make out through the window.”

mason’s face dropped, and his forehead slid to the crook in your neck and he fumbled with his keys in his pocket, the doors unlocking on either side of you. “fuck sake, now he definitely hates me.”

“he hasn’t even met you yet,” you jabbed your boyfriends ribcage and pressed a kiss to his cheek, “cut the man some slack, mason.”

your fingers interlocked as he trailed slightly behind you, a bouquet of flowers in his hands for your mum, and a bottle of whiskey for your dad in a bag looped through his fingers. “he’s gonna make you drink that to make up for it, though.” you hummed, knocking on the door softly.

“fine by me,” he kissed your temple, and as the door handle moved, he shifted on his feet. your parents stood at the door, soft smiles on their faces.

“sorry, we’re a bit late,” you smiled, leaning towards them immediately and leaning in for a hug, mason’s fingers still looped through yours, “there was a crash on the motorway.”

“is crash on the motorway the secret meaning of snogging in the car?” your dad raised an eyebrow, his eyes darting between you and mason. your boyfriend’s cheeks went bright red, but your dad couldn’t help it when a laugh fell from his lips.

“you’re not funny, dad,” you jabbed your dad’s bicep, “but yeah, it can be that too i suppose.”

your dad smirked, and mason’s cheeks blushed as he tried to keep his composure and fight off every instinct to not bury his head in your neck. “i hope you don’t mind, but these are for you,” mason’s arm outstretched and he handed your parents their gifts, “Y/N told me they were your favourite flowers, and she also told me your favourite whiskey.”

your mum took the flowers in her hands, and wrapped an arm around his shoulders to say thank you, while your dad shook his hand and made a joke that mason wouldn’t be able to handle the alcohols strength.

“c’mon, mase, let’s put our stuff upstairs, yeah?”

“keep the door open, lovebirds,” your dad laughed, watching the pair of you as you walked up the stairs. “slim chance of that happening, eh?”

* “what’s this?”

“that?” you walked over to mason, who was making his way through your belongings on the shelf. he nodded, an arm snaking around your waist and pulling you in close, “you won’t believe me if i tell you.”

“try me.”

“when i was seven i won in a national spelling bee, that’s the evidence to prove it.”

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917 notes - Posted May 12, 2022

#3

pretty little short skirt - mick schumacher

summary: in which, on a river walk you bump into someone you’ve never seen taking the route before, and after an exchange of numbers things get dramatically interesting.

warnings: protected sex, oral (m&f), dirty talk, choking, spitting, pet names, praise kink. trigger warning for a mention of death of an animal at the beginning.

requested: no.

notes: this is based on a dream i had about mick & thanks to my beloved @libraryofloveletters for bringing it to life in true dirty smut format (anj i love you)

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938 notes - Posted September 7, 2022

#2

quiet - charles leclerc

summary: in which, you and charles spend some alone time together while away with the boys.

warnings: switch!charles, switch!reader, outdoor sex, unprotected sex, thigh riding, language, choking, praise kink, nipple stimulation, i think that’s it. hasn’t been proofread.

requested: no

notes: this is kinda inspired by the scene in conversations with friends when bobbi goes skinny dipping & leaves frances and nick alone by the lake, only this isn’t a PG version, plus, charles is a complete babygirl in swim shorts and nobody can escape it &lt;3

requests are open, please see who i write for here and my masterlist here.

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1,160 notes - Posted June 14, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

kinktober #13 - charles leclerc

charles’ alarm clock is non-existent when he’s buried inside of you.

prompts: sleepy sex, cockwarming

warnings: unprotected sex, cockwarming, swearing, male masturbation (kinda?), this is exceptionally short so i do apologise.

“charles, baby?” you whispered, attempting to sound okay despite your irritated mood, “can you stop wriggling? i’m trying to sleep.”

charles groaned, and you thought he was asleep. you nudged him with your elbow in what felt like the chest, and he groaned again. “stop hogging the duvet, then,” you made a point by dropping your head heavily on your pillow. charles groaned again. “if you’re gonna continue to groan you can go and sleep — oh.”

you turned around, expecting to see charles sleeping but instead you saw something unexpected; charles with his hand at the base of his dick. he looked sleepy, so it was evident that he hadn’t been in that position very long.

“i need to feel you,” he hummed. you frowned, glancing across at the clock on the wall; 05:03, “i don’t wanna fuck you, i…” he took a breath, “i wanna try something new.”

“what’s that, baby?” you cooed, a hand loosely wrapped around his naked torso and your lips on his jaw.

“turn around and get back in your previous position,” he said, and you did as he asked. he pushed back the duvet and readjusted the position of your legs, and when he pushed himself inside of you, you gasped. “does this feel okay?”

“mhm,” you nodded, a shiver running up your spine at the feeling of his dick inside you and his hand on your tummy. he kissed your jaw.

“go back to sleep, amor, let’s just stay like this for a bit, okay?”

the feeling was surreal, and you weren’t sure how you’d gone almost two years dating charles and not ever tried this. it was so intimate without being intrusive, and you trusted him enough to stay like that forever.

“mhm,” you nodded, even though you weren’t sure you could go back to sleep with him buried to the hilt inside of you. “love you.”

“love you too, amor.”

you woke up several hours later to the incessant sound of charles’ alarm clock telling him he had to go to the gym. when you moved though, you felt him still inside you, rocking back and forth ever so gently. he was trying to coax you out of sleep.

“hi.” you yawned, blushing when he kissed at your neck.

“morning beautiful,” his hand draped around your tummy, “still need you.”

“mhm,” you replied, nodding, “need you too.”

he held you in place, his lips grazing across your neck and as he gave you short, light thrusts you gripped at the bedsheet, trying to keep quiet.

one of his hands grabbed at your thigh and he slung it over his waist, so you were now open wider for him; the both of you hot, panting and sleepy.

“fucking hell,” he muttered.

“mhm, i know,” your hand flew down to your clit while the one that was gripping the sheets reached around to charles’ hair, “feels so good, charles. don’t stop baby, please.”

“i won’t,” he mumbled into your neck, his dick twitching and throbbing inside of you. he’d been waiting for this moment all night, “cant promise i’ll last much longer.”

“that’s okay baby,” you cooed, leaning round to press a kiss to his cheek, “cum inside me, charles, don’t pull out.”

his dick twitched again, and your walls fluttered when you began to speed your movement of your fingers. “gonna cum any minute,” charles breathed, his hips ragged and his breathing short and staccato.

true to his word, within a minute, charles’ hips stuttered and he froze inside of you; his dick twitched once more and hot bursts of cum seeped into you. the sensation triggered your own orgasm, and you came around his dick with a breathy moan.

his alarm clock buzzed once more and you knew he had to get up, or else his trainer would end up banging down his front door.

“i love you,” he hummed, nuzzling back into your neck.

“i know, i love you too,” you kissed his head, “but you really should go to the gym because it’s almost seven thirty.”

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[gallawitchxx]

Okay I have so many but I'm gonna pace myself because I love hearing your thoughts so much (:

Do you think Mickey has always known he's gay? Do you thing when he may or may not fucked women, he was trying to figure it out or just doing for survival? Do you think Ian was his first guy?

I think Ian is a bit more obvious canonically but Mick can go either way in my head

Always a pleasure (;

-anon xx

oh LORDY xx anon, good thing my wife is out with friends because i guess we are tucking IN tonight!!!! 😂🖤🥳

ooooof, i have a bajillion thoughts about mickey’s sexuality & they all conflict! GET READY!

if i may be a bit serious here, on my very own blog, i think the reality of mickey’s situation is that he knew he was gay or he knew that girls didn’t do it for him, but he also very likely did try to “make a girl work.” his situation with terry was so violent & so dangerous that he probably would have gone a lot longer/the rest of his fucking life with a woman to stay alive/in good graces/employed/housed/whatever the fuck he needed from & with terry. not to mention all of the internalized homophobia.

if not for ian.

so yeah, i would like to think that ian was mickey’s first guy, but i’m open to the possibility that he wasn’t? mickey read that wrestling situation & took his clothes off SUPES QUICK! lolol. like, the boy knows how to hook up, ok?

or he was so swept up in his love & lust for ian that he just took a fucking flyer & thank christ it worked out for him, minus the terrifying moment when terry literally caught them in bed together!!!! because it is undeniable that ian is the catalyst for mickey having to come to terms with his sexuality, both privately & publicly. & i like to think that mickey had a thing for ian & would go to the kash & grab to terrorize him in an “if he pulls your hair, he likes you” kind of a way.

ok also, i don’t know where this thought goes in the overall puzzle/it’s always sunny diagram board of my wild thoughts, but when ian went to the army, mickey went back to hooking up with women.

HOW DID I DO?! 👻

[ardent-fox]

Hey lyds ! Feel like answering some headcanon questions today? (:

Headcanon challenge:

1. Besides “Mick” and “Mickey”, what’s Ian nickname for Mickey? From all the nicknames Mickey calls him , what’s Ian’s favorite?

2. What’s the story behind Mickey’s knuckle tattoos? (When / how / by who) When Ian gets a tattoo for Mickey, what is it / on what occasion?

3. Random turn-on for Mickey and a random turn-on for Ian? (Bonus: something that really shouldn’t be a turn on but is)

4. What’s their Instagram @ ? When did they start following each other?

5. If they get a pet, is it a dog (who walks it more often?) or a cat (who cuddles with it more often) ? 

Hello there! 🤗 Ooh, what a fun idea, thanks for including me in these 😍

1. I think Ian keeps it fairly simple with his nicknames for Mickey. "Baby" is obviously a big one and I think he says it quite frequently, I can also see him blurting out "sweetheart" or "love" during some intense, emotional sex and proudly calling Mickey his husband and the love of his life to other people. As for Mickey's nicknames for Ian, "tough guy" is the oldest and therefor Ian's favorite, along with "red" or "freckles", since he adores Mickey loving on the physical attributes that he might have been teased for as a kid, they're like a shot of confidence and serotonin every time. "Sleepyface" is also still a part of their lives, but since their nieces and nephews/possibly their own kids end up liking it so much, Mickey uses it on them later on instead, and Ian doesn't mind one bit.

2. The knuckle tatts were definitely a part of a "you're a Milkovich man now" initiation process that was led by Terry when Mickey was around 13-14 years old, done at home by a family member. I do think Mickey wanted to get them, but for all the wrong reasons. He had his own idea of what a "real man" should act and look like at the time, which was greatly manipulated by his father, and he used them as a part of his defense mechanism to look tough and keep people out for a long time. Once he let go and embraced his sensitivity, he was still okay with the words he picked out, but let them fade away naturally when the time came, symbolizing distancing himself from Terry's influence. As for Ian, I see him getting something symbolic that they can both share, perhaps stargazer lilies for their 10th wedding anniversary, or they both get a shape outline with their kids' initials inside if/when the time comes, and Ian includes Mickey's "M" inside it on his version.

3. Crime/gun kink aside, Mickey loves to see Ian get pissed off once in a while and verbally defend them against random assholes, something about that rough energy sparks the need to get Ian on him while his blood is still boiling. Also, once they move in together and Ian takes on cooking, he surprises Mickey with preparing his favorite meals, and this new love language ends up speaking not only to Mickey's tummy, but also his dick, prompting spicy moments in the kitchen. For Ian, it's the sight of Mickey calculating their finances with his glasses on (we support glasses!mickey on this blog), nibbling on his pen every once in a while, mouthing out the words as he goes over his notes. Ian tries his best not to stare as he hangs around him, handing Mickey the cup of coffee he made and pretending to scroll down his phone while he waits, clothes flying everywhere as soon as Mickey is done.

4. Although my knowledge of Instagram is pretty poor, I don't think Mickey particularly gravitates towards social media, so Ian is the only one who has an Instagram in their home. It's the same one he's had for the last few years, a simple handle with just his name. It used to be a place where he posted hot pics of himself, but now it's mostly artsy photos of his and Mickey's joined hands in bed, his little tomato sprouts and other pretty stuff Mickey would surely tease him for if he knew they were on there.

5. Mickey finally gets the Pitbull he always wanted and 100% names it after a brand/type of gun (I vote for Heckler), thinking it will be the toughest dog in the world, only to realize over time that it's the exact opposite. Ian wants a cat, a sweet, orange kitten so they can be twins, and they end up getting both pets from the local animal shelter. However, since Ian is the early riser and more active outdoors, the dog ends up attaching himself to him more, and the originally not-that-cuddly ginger cat takes a liking to Mickey and starts sleeping on his chest while he watches TV, making it clear that their pets also have a say in the matter. Ian and Mickey just shrug and roll with it, and both of them end up loving the crap out of each of their fur babies in the long run.

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

you, me, & @tomhardydallasstarsgirl checking if the coast is clear from our men before thirsting over other men. 🤣

*hissing loudly* NOPE NOPE NOPE OTHER WAY DAMMIT 🤣😬

Hi boys😅 Hmm Ro, Sethie, Moxie y’all are looking mighty fine today! Oh what are we doing oh nothing just hanging out and behaving ourselves like you asked us too 😘

*One or all of us shoving the other boys in the closet or out the window before we get caught* Oh what’s she doing? Uhh she lost her phone and I thought I saw it over there. No no she’s good she’ll find it. There’s no need to go over there I swear 😬

98 notes - Posted September 27, 2022

#4

For anyone trying to fat shame Eddie Kingston, fuck you. So what if he doesn’t look like a damn male model, the man is still hot as hell 🤷🏻‍♀️

The man is hands down one of the best wrestlers in AEW and y’all are more fucking worried about the fact that he doesn’t have 6 pack abs. It’s a shame that people seem to forget that the most over guys in wrestling weren’t guys that looked like models, but guys that looked human (Dusty Rhodes & Mick Foley).

It’s disgusting that somehow we went from getting pissy about how Adam Cole is too skinny to be a wrestler to Eddie Kingston is too fat to be a good wrestler. Both of these guys are phenomenal performers and I’ll proudly say I’m a fan of both.

*I’ll add that Roman Reigns was also recently fat shamed and I’ll say the same thing now that I did when Ro was fat shamed, they all look healthy and that’s all that matters to me as a fan*

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#3

Raise your hand if you too would like to do things to these men

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#2

Why the hell does this feel like it’s got the same energy?

148 notes - Posted September 29, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Totally not sitting here crying because Bray Wyatt shared a pic of Brodie Lee on Instagram

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