#also wine

[sweatersinthesummer]

I love reading a fic for what feels like hours (i mean, I’m 15 chapters in!) and my kindle says I’m at 8%.

[elviehun]

maybe the problem is in my camera roll

maybe if it wasn't full of the most handsome lad ever born I would be just fine

but alas

[shaenongarrity]

I'll be here on May 6 with Narbonic and Skin Horse books!

[jacob-blogs]

I swear

it’s a different experience using tumblr from the desktop.  I’ve got music blasting, my keyboard is rgb-ing, I have every tab open, etc etc.

[muppetsnoopy]

they need to invent magic.spell that flosses and brushes my teeth for me and also tuckes me into bed soso cozy

[novemb-r]

Love

[lazylittledragon]

at the friday panel andrew wincott said raphael and astarion should go on holiday together and i can’t stop thinking about it

[syn0vial]

i saw someone on reddit mention this and wanted to see it for myself, so here it is. if you initiate a romance with astarion, but then later pursue someone else, he'll almost always be catty about it, imply that you have poor taste for choosing someone else over him, and will reject any offer of polyamory on the grounds of either personal standards (ew, you want him to be in a love triangle with who?) or self-preservation (he ain't fighting lae'zel for your ass lmao).

but if his rival-in-question is karlach...

he tells you that he hopes you'll be a comfort to her and turns down your offer of seeing him on the side because he doesn't want her to get hurt :`)

meanwhile, if you put karlach in the same situation (start out romancing her, then pursue astarion), she'll also start out quite sweet...

and then quickly devolve into (affectionately) taking the piss out of astarion for stealing her partner 😁

"She likes Astarion but threatening to kill him for stealing her bf/gf is also funny to her." 😂

in sum: they're frands, your honor

[theoldkyokodied]

Aaaaand more very quick stream doodles. This one shot was so fun to watch, it’s so sad that it had to end already. But oh well, let’s not dwell on that and let’s enjoy the good time we had, like disguised tiefling gale being both Karlachs and astarions type, wyll and gale having a spa day, bing bong in general (rip king, you will be missed), and of course the 8 strength fight for magic items <3 thanks to the cast for the chaos, I enjoyed it thoroughly

[frodo-a-gogo]

Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms

[yourangle-yuordevil]

He was just drinking his two totally normal glasses of regular wine 🍷

[parisoonic]

i am not immune to a meme

[bruciemilf]

I can’t explain, it but Thomas Wayne should be a cigarette mom

God help you if you cross this man at 4 in the morning at a Krispy Donut parking lot cause his cat of a child chased a rat. Voice sounding like a broken car motor, but like. Sexy. “The hell are you lookin’ at?! God damn it— BRUCE. Take that outta your mouth.”

[abalidoth]

god made me nonbinary for the same reason that a big ol bucket of undifferentiated Legos is always way more fun to a kid than a kit where you build some specific diorama of a media property

[scintillyyy]

anyways petition for batfanon to just start killing poor jack and janet early if they want tim to join the batfam at 10 instead of doing That to them. why are they never around? there was a cave-in at a dig and they died, tragic. why does tim live alone in a big manor with no supervision and no caretaker? he falsified documents and is pretending they didn't die because he didn't want to go to foster care. mrs. mac comes in only once a week because she thinks her employers are still alive and taking care of their son.

[overthinksinbisexual]

love as violence

caitlin conlon, phantom pains // tina tran, out of the ruins // venetta octavia // iain thomas // yves olade, the miracle mile // sara manguso, love letter (clouds) // traci brimhall, come the slumberless to the land of nod // unknown // margaret atwood, power politics // madeline miller, circe // warsan shire // richard siken, planet of love // hozier, cherry wine