#also.....jamie and dani.. . .. . . ..

[caslutz]

Ted Lasso Text Posts: Part #8 (AFC Himbo’s version)

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[elloras]

[marvelling-at-marvel-blog]

I like to imagine that after he retires from football, Dani becomes a match day commentator. Just imagine the pure energy and joy he would bring. I dont think he would be the most insightful, tactiful presenter of the boys from the team who could go on to do this, but he would be the most joyous

It would be the best and most frustrating thing ever. Like the team you loce is down 0-2 and his still so positive. Your lead goal scorer missed the easy goal, but Rojas commentated that his new shoes look amazing and he thinks they bring happiness to the field. He also likes to throw in random facts that he thinks will bring happiness or that someone has told him.

I mean, he chooses this carer because he wants to bring joy and foot all is life.

But there is a rule after the first time that he should not do mexico matches because that brings out a different Dani Rojas and the audiences ears still haven't recovered from the first time.

[vohanna]

A collection of silly Ted Lasso sketches I made forever ago (like, while S3 was still airing) but never posted

[you-see-something-strange-here]

Imagine a “Best Friends-Off” with the Richmond team; Keeley pairs up the lads to answer questions about each other (with the classic whiteboards and dry erase markers yes) and it’s a fun little promotional video for the season.

Obviously with Isaac and Colin would be paired, then Jamie and Sam, I could see Jan Maas and Bumbercatch as an underrated duo, Dani could be paired with anybody on the team because he’s best friends with everyone.

The twist is when Jamie gets called to do the quiz with Roy at the end of the shoot, and both protest it (he’s not my best friend!). Needless to say, they end up mopping the floor and getting all the questions right, leading AFC Richmond to declare Roy and Jamie as the best besties on the team.

[jamietwat]

The team not communicating about their Halloween costumes AT ALL and all thinking they have a HILARIOUS one of a kind idea to dress up as Roy so all the players start filing in one at a time waiting to see the annoyed look on Roy’s face only to find out that everybody else had the same idea and Roy has to spend the entire night putting up with every single one of them trying to copy his voice and mannerisms and complaining that he sounds and acts nothing like that (which okay is true of Dani’s impression of him but a lot of them are pretty good at it)

Jamie’s impression of him annoys Roy the most and he argues against it the most, but Keeley is absolutely losing her shit laughing and refusing to pretend it isn’t accurate

Is Jamie absolutely exaggerating Roy’s age? Yes. Is he trying to exaggerate Roy’s grouchiness and accidentally landing on almost direct quotes out of him that just make Keeley laugh harder? Absolutely. And he’s been watching Roy’s mannerisms and locking them into his memory to use to make fun of him for years before he ever decided to dress up as him so his performance is the most ridiculously over the top and yet also the most accurate at the same time

[arcanemirage]

𝗘𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗘𝗻𝘁𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗲

In the stillness of the world between,

Where breath falters but souls convene,

I found you—luminous, like a flame undimmed,

Your touch, the hymn of a life untrimmed.

Oh, how your gaze unraveled time,

Each blink a sonnet, each sigh a rhyme.

Your arms, the cradle where stars lay down,

And I, a wanderer, wore love as my crown.

Through corridors of death’s quiet shade,

We wove a promise no scythe could invade.

A vow in whispers, a kiss in the ash,

Not even the grave could make it clash.

For what is death to love, my dear,

But the breaking of flesh, the ending of fear?

We are the roots beneath the tomb,

Entwined in shadow, outlasting doom.

I’ll seek you beyond the veil’s embrace,

Where the heart knows neither time nor place.

For in that realm where the lovers meet,

Life bends knee, and death retreats.

So call me yours, beyond the sky,

Where stars go quiet and angels cry.

For love like ours, eternal and wild,

Knows no ending, just the return to the child—

The child in us who dreamed of forever,

And willed the cosmos to sever

Every chain that sought to part

This endless entwining of heart to heart.

Let tears carve rivers in your name,

Let life and death bow to our flame.

For love like ours, fierce and divine,

Transcends all ends, forever entwined.

This is just me being silly and sentimental in the wee hours of the morning. There are stories and poems that really should be shared, and well, here we are. Enjoy!

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[vampirewithdoubts]

first time ever trying fan art and first time trying digital art in 10+ years and i’m gonna cry why is it so difficult 😃

who knows if i’ll ever finish rendering!!

[jopzer]

girljamie to go with girlroy ... i'm of two minds when it comes to s3 girljamie , i am both in favor of big chop AND she leaves it long but lightens it still... idk. bangs be upon her either way ig

(more of richmond's women's team can be found here <3)

[coolpointsetta]

sam: and now for a simple, 9000 question dating quiz!

sam: isaac, on a scale of one to five, you scared a three!

isaac, running around: YES! YES!!!

offical rating: DATEABLE

sam: jamie, you score is- SHEESH! you know, scores don’t really matter. you should just focus on being you!

jamie: *definition of the 🥹 emoji*

official rating: QUESTIONABLE

sam: dani, your score is - A TWELVE?!

dani: my grandma was right along. i am the worlds most perfect man

offical rating: TOTAL HUNK

[elloras]

timestamp roulette + ted lasso | the strings that bind us

[marvelling-at-marvel-blog]

Richmond weird/funny interview idea.

I was going to write this as a fic but then realised I would have to try to figure out how y'all do awards shows and what they are called and gave right up.

So in AFL (Australian football), we have this awards night for the best player in the league that year and most of the other big awards (called the brownlow). It basically means all the biggest players in the league come together to this award ceremony. And on the red carpet, they do interviews and stuff for radio and tv. Pretty normal stuff. Most the time, it's what are you wearing, how do you think your year has been, who do you think will win blah blah. But there is this one segment a radio station came up with entitled 'sh*t brownlow questions', and the interviewer just asks completely random and stupid questions for fun. And it's hilarious because these players are just so out of depth with the random questions.

Now I cant get a Richmond version out of my head.

Like they go to an awards show, all dressed to the nines and there is some interviewer there who decides to ask random questions for entertainemnt on his channel, when all the guys are expecting the usual questions and it starts of pretty well and funny

Interviewer: Hey Dani, just a quick question. Would you rather fight 1 Isaac McAdoo sized duck or 100 duck sized Isaac McAdoo's?

Dani in his chipper demeanour: oh I wouldn't want to fight any version of Issac at all he is such a great guy, and I love him....

Dani suddenly going serious and grabbing the mic and looking straight down the camera: But if I had to chose, I would go 1 duck sized Isaac because 100 tiny Isaac's would be too many Isaac's, they would completly overwhelm you and tear you apart!

Interviewer: Hey Colin, just wondering do you do your tax returns as soon as you can or wait until just before the cut off date?

Colin going pale: oh no. When are the tax returns due? I don't know when the last time I did my taxes was......

Interviewer asking like this is going to be a football question: Hey Sam, we are getting to the serious end of the season now so I was was just wondering, who do you think will win..... this seasons Lust Conquers All?

Sam with his serious face at the beggining of the question laughing by the end: Oh Janet for sure but I think I would be a amiss if I didn't mention Jamie was robbed last season.

Interviewer: Hey Roy, just wondering.....

Roy barley glancing at him as he walks past: Nope not doing it, f**k off.

Interviewer: Hey Richard, so the big one is coming up, Wembley Stadium, 90 000 people, just wondering........ did you manage to get Taylor Swift tickets?

Richard without blinking: Yes, yes I did.

Any question asked of Ted, Ted is just ecstatic, takes it 100% seriously, and is generally happy to answer.

The interviewer joking pulls out a cross word from the paper and asks for some help from Beard. Two minutes later, he has a completed crossword, and he just looks at it in astonishment.

Then the interview goes off the rails a little.

The Interviewer asks Jamie a random queation about history but instead of stumping him Jamie lights up and peoceeds to give an in-depth answer with alarming detail and the interview now knows more than he ever needed to on the subject. (This makes Roy even more unhappy because Jamie is now going to 100% talk his ear off about this for the rest of the night, just info dumping on him. Let be real he secretly loves it)

Interviewer: Hey Moe, just wondering if you had an opinion on the election in (insert random country here, most people wouldn't know about the elections of).

Moe: automatically goes into lecture mode about democracy and the evil's of government  and gets so passionate and loud aftet 5 minutes of it Issac needs to come and save the reporter who eyes are as wide as saucers and is questiong everything.

Like, I can just imagine the chaos of the AFC and their personalities in a segment like this. The fans would go crazy for it, too

[lunar-years]

Can I confess I hate that they use this photo on everything because WHY isn’t Jamie in it!! Phil is the only S1 main cast member who isn’t included and for what 😭 and he could slot in so nicely behind Higgins and keep it symmetrical…it pisses me off lowkey lmao

[jamtartandsunshine]

I really want to finish my untitled Jamie has a nightmare on the team bus fic tomorrow so I'm posting a snippet in hopes of summoning some good writing vibes / good brain thinky thinky vibes from the universe

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He figured he’d be sitting by himself. Surely nobody would want to sit next to the guy that lost them the game so he couldn’t help but glance up when he felt a warm body settle beside him, quickly looking down again when he saw Roy looking at him. All eyebrows and disappointment. Jamie swallowed heavily as a cry rose up in his throat. He hated disappointing any of them, but Roy had sacrificed so much of his own time to train Jamie, to make him better and this is how Jamie repaid him?

[virtualdespairr]

i miss them so much guys

[sassypotatoe1]

Imagine being such a perfectly written, directed and acted queer couple that the fandom doesn't even ship either of you with anyone else, not even with each other but with a poly third or more, and the fandom completely disregards that you're almost a bury your gays trope, AND you're a lesbian main pairing that doesn't feel fetishy for a second, AND other ships aren't more popular than you even though you're a wlw pairing and historically mlm or hetero pairings fare better in fandom because they're usually written better.