#and acts accordingly?

[tonyglowheart]

one of my favorite but also again alas relatively rare flavor of fic is where actually, it turns out Q is the well-adjusted one (well, as well-adjusted as anyone working at MI6 can be), and Bond is the manic pixie disaster nightmare

[beebfreeb]

[tanadrin]

There's this phenomenon on social media, especially TikTok, where someone will post a cute video of their pet doing something totally harmless, and someone will invariably chime in the comments with some piece of unsolicited advice which may or may not even be relevant, and it bugs me a lot! Offering someone unsolicited pet-care advice (or child-rearing advice, for that matter) is actually really rude, especially if you're not a vet and you're doing it in that way that seems calculated to show off that you know more than them rather than being genuinely helpful. Like, the latest version I saw of this was somebody's cat chasing a laser pointer quite happily, and someone in the comments saying "make sure you play with them using other toys, too! It's better enrichment!" Like, boss, you saw one video of somebody playing with their cat and couldn't help but extrapolate from that that they might be doing something wrong in general, and therefore that you just had to correct them? Go jump in a lake.

This is one of those things that I think we would instinctually recognize as kind of deranged if you did it face-to-face--if you were playing with your dog in the park and someone came up to you and was like, "actually, you shouldn't be doing that, you should be doing this instead," you would be well within your rights to tell them to fuck off, no matter how much they tried to defensively frame their intrusion as "just trying to help." But the faux familiarity of social media and the anonymity of random commenters reduces the social friction there, and the urge of the know-it-all to show that they indeed do know it all is unleashed.

But here's your modern etiquette tip for the day: knock that shit off! It's really fucking rude!

[zimt-deathnote]

Watching DN on the side again and it's about time Naomi beats Lights ass. Homeboy has no chance against Misora Massacre.

[rationales]

Megan Thee Stallion Whenever

[archfey-edda]

Nighttime jumpscare.

More silly comics for you guys.

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[carrythatwayt]

disaster4disaster

More buddie: Not If It's You; How Long?; VERY; Something Something

[mollysunder]

I don't think we've ever thoroughly unpacked how messed up the way Heimerdinger "comforted" Viktor. The only thing that Heimerdinger could really say is that the "brightest stars burn the fastest", but that's not what's going on here.

Viktor's dying from an unnatural cause!!! He's been poisoned by gas from the mines Piltover excavated in Zaun. This isn't a tragedy caused by random chance, Viktor's condition was done to him by Piltover, by Heimerdinger!

Heimerdinger is essentially comforting his own victim, and he tells Viktor that his death is just the way things are, as if there's no responsible parties involved except fate itself. I wonder if Viktor thought about this himself while Heimerdinger was talking to him. What a truly genuinely awful moment for him to sit through.

[socialbutterfly19]

If we ask… we really already know!! Don’t underestimate a woman

[femmeofhearts]

possessive butch save me…save me possessive butch…

[zvaigzdelasas]

"These people are trying to destroy U.S. power [in] the world"

[yikesy]

pre toa apollo is the type of person to arrive to a council meeting 20 mins late with starbucks and excuse himself with 'sorry i'm late i didn't want to come'

post toa apollo is the type of person to arrive to the council meeting exactly on point down to the second and spend the whole thing smiling vacantly and giving the most vague non answers that are still somehow perfectly diplomatic and then leave also the exact millisecond it ends

[missriyochuchi]

If you know you have covid and still walk around unmasked, you’re a bad person. If you know you have covid and don’t tell the people around you, you’re a bad person. If it takes your diagnosis being outed for you to mask up in front of a mic, you’re a bad person. If every other athlete who tested positive pulled out and you didn’t, YOU’RE A BAD FUCKING PERSON, NOAH LYLES!

[mirafran]

Love every side of you

[buddieroommates]

eddie did one thing this whole episode other than looking pretty and it was putting out a single fire which buck also did on top of stopping the entire highway and starting the rescue when the plane landed but only eddie got a "good job." bobby really said eddie wins the nepo baby olympics today

[taleeater]

“I can fix him.”

No. I want him to have the freedom to be himself and feel happy, comfortable, and safe when he comes home to me. If he wants to change or ‘fix himself’ then it should be because he wants to, on his own terms.