#and broccoli

[warydoom]

Presenting: The Gritty Wisdom of Jason Todd (Also known as: Jason Todd's Post-Wisdom Teeth Anesthetic Revelations)

Here’s a little taste of the glorious absurdity contained within, specifically when the Batfamily arrives to witness Jason's drugged declarations:

Jason slowly turned his drugged gaze to Damian. "Oh, bless your little heart, Dami. No. No. S’not him. I know he says he is, but it’s just… for show. He’s my PR rep. My emotional support grimace. He doesn't even like Tuesdays. You think Batman doesn’t like Tuesdays?"

Tim, having walked in a few seconds earlier, took one look at Jason and broke down laughing immediately. "He hates Tuesdays! Bruce HATES Tuesdays!" he gasped out. "Oh my god. I'm recording this. Every single second."

"And glitter," Steph added, bouncing in behind Tim, already pulling out her phone. "The Bat-Glare totally fails on glitter!"

"And broccoli," Cass signed quickly from the doorway, her lips twitching, joining them to crowd the small room.

Seriously, go read it! Prepare yourself for a masterclass in highly-medicated, completely deluded Jason Todd, who will single-handedly redefine 'Batman' through a lens of cosmic incompleteness, gritty toast, and surprisingly strong opinions on parking regulations. If chaotic Batfamily antics and utterly absurd hilarity are your jam, then you are in for a treat!

Link to the fic: Here

[gin-juice-tonic]

Yesterday was a bad day but today's been pretty okay

[corvinyx]

We’re going to buy an air fryer tomorrow and the god himself won’t be able to stop us

[catholickedd]

hey cath what's ur opinion on spinach

disgusting

[victusinveritas]

Can't claim this exact result, but I've had similar luck with cannellini beans and spinach.

Marry-Me-Chicken nothing, always go with Fuck-Me-Greens.

[stexnem]

Max: actually teaches baby Oscar how to swim, holds him in the water and reassures that he won’t let go of him

Charles: threw him off his yacht into the sea with “He has my monegasque genes, he will survive”

[animentality]

[lustingfood]

Beef and Broccoli (x)

[daily-deliciousness]

Creamy broccoli & bacon

[canisalbus]

Oops

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[ayyunah]

Odd one out at the gallery, wake up

[oneeightfournine]

[morgan-n-cheese-91]

old Obi-Wan is so funny to me because his sass and overall bitchiness is like the last thing he's got and I'm so proud it survived the great depression of his 40s.

[toyastales]

Crispy Chilli Beef Noodles

[nothingbizzare]

A prayer