#and daniel is like. I Am Daniel

[ikiprian]

Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)

Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.

He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)

Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.

(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)

So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!

Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.

With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.

Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!

It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.

[night-eyes1]

[evermorepeyton]

not him somewhat ACKNOWLEDGING his crazy ass reaction to phil wearing his clothes

[an-internet-introvert]

HE GOT THE BUCKET

[claudiaeparvier]

gifsets don’t do it justice 😭

[iinryer]

been thinking a lot about how much an absence weighs…

[editing-tips69]

i swear this video is gonna be called "PHAN IS REAL!!" or some shit and then they'll just read out the theories without actually providing any new information or context

[matutito]

zzz

[manchesterau]

the switch into and out of sister daniel is like watching a performance

[mxdzin]

something that has always been inside you

[spicywreck]

Armand "She didn't trust you. You hadn't given her a reason to" Armand "Do you keep this boy as a reminder?" Armand "Why did I owe you my one act of cowardice?" Armand "The idea repulsed-- repulses me" Armand something something you've been obsessed with your fascinating boy since 1973 and it shooooooows

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

ok everybody block dnp on all socials they have eyes everywhere. they know way to much. those omniscient fuckers are always watching. no one is safe.

like what do you MEAN you know about those stupid “real voice” compilations and people absolutely clowning about jumpcuts and smudged whiskers and what do you MEAN you’re aware of those 2009 phan theories people still debate to this day? what happened to “i don’t check my indirects” “i don’t go on the tags”?? i bet you’re lurking RIGHT NOW reading this very post. all men do is lie. can’t trust anyone 😤😪

[sp00ky-scary]

girl what kinda interview is this

[oldbutchdaniel]

rip armand thevampire you would have loved the way hannibal lecter erased the memories of his lover. and played on his ipad when he was alone in the evenings

[fighting-naturalist]

team cohesion designed to give jack a tension migraine ft. sam and daniel "urgo" 3.16

[amid-fandoms]

"it's gonna be edited out" yeah out of context