#and having Thoughts™️ and headcanons and just...

[candycornfieldcookie]

hello and welcome to the “I am annoyed about something that really doesn’t matter and I’m going to yell about it on here because I can” show. This episode is called:

“Which Random CRK Intern Made This Graphic And Where Can I Find Them (I Just Want To Talk)”

For context, in case you’re a normal well-adjusted human, the image on the left was posted to the OFFICIAL ENG. CRK TWITTER ACCOUNT on Sept 30th last year. And just yesterday, I saw it for the first time and proceeded to yell over discord with my friend @cunt-removal about how stunningly, amazingly WRONG it is.

I’m aware this was probably slapped together by a social media team, based on vibes and nothing else, but fuck it I’m tearing it apart anyway. Because I can, and if you’re reading this voluntarily then it’s what you signed up for!

The image on the right summarises all my grievances with it, but if you want my more specific and detailed Thoughts™️, read on! (My version of this alignment chart is at the end)

Okay so starting with the most egregious one to me - WHAT exactly is Golden Cheese doing in Neutral?

She’s Good. SHE’S GOOD. PUT HER IN GOOD, YOU COWARDS. If Mr “Life’s Greatest Regret” over here gets to be a step down from Cookie Jesus himself (and believe me, we’ll get to you, CACAO) then Goldie should be ABOVE that. I won’t deny she’s Chaotic - her heroism and personal code is very unconventional, based on traits like greed and vanity which are often regarded as inherently bad, but which she uses for good. Plus she’s impulsive, willing to disregard safety and sensibility for what she believes is right. She’s Chaotic Good all the way.

A Neutral would not give Smoked Cheese a second chance after the shit he pulled (tbh HE’S the Chaotic Neutral one between them). A Neutral wouldn’t wake him up and immediately give him a responsibility to protect two other people’s lives. And - the one that really seals it for me - a Neutral would not THROW THE FIGHT AGAINST BURNING SPICE to protect the life of one singular random child she’d just met. Goldie is Chaotic Good and I will hear no argument.

And I especially resent the implication that Dark Cacao is morally better than her??? DARK CACAO?? Are you joking???

Listen I don’t want you to get the wrong idea, I love that sad old man so much. Probably too much. And as such I feel qualified to say that HIS ASS IS NOT NEUTRAL GOOD. HE’S NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS.

He has a solid and immovable moral code, and he abides by it without flinching. And he’s a good person, more than capable of change for the better, but his flaws land him squarely in Neutral for me. And if we’re using Goldie as our metric, he’s definitely a step below her in terms of morality.

Let me put it like this.

If Goldie had a child, and that child grew up to betray her like Dark Choco did, she would never in a MILLION YEARS even DREAM of telling that child - to their face - that they are her life’s greatest regret. Not even on the spur of the moment, not even after being hurt the way Cacao was. No matter the context. (In fact I have a headcanon that she deeply disapproves of how Cacao handled that situation, even holding a bit of a grudge despite them being friends, but that’s a story for later.) Bottom line - if Goldie is in Good, Cacao’s in Neutral.

Put him in Lawful Neutral where he belongs, and then get my girl Caramel Arrow out of there because are you seriously telling me SHE’S Neutral? The same Carrow who’s willing to do anything, even lay down her life, to protect her King and her home? The Carrow who remained outspoken and just during Affogato’s takeover to the point of getting herself banished - and STILL not losing faith in Cacao? Somehow? She’s the one who should be in Neutral Good. Maybe even Lawful Good.

Hollyberry and Pitaya’s placements are… fine. I can see them as accurate. (Maybe I’m just not as in-depth about Pitaya’s character as some people, though, so if any Pitaya fans have a problem with their placement as True Neutral then lmk I would genuinely love to hear ur thoughts.)

Anyway, let’s talk about Affogato. Because… ehh? Maybe he’s Neutral Evil? I guess I could see it, but at the same time he strikes me as Lawful in the sense that he uses the structure of society to his advantage in order to ascend within it, manipulating people and situations to his advantage without technically breaking any laws - he feels much more Lawful Evil to me.

At the very least he’s more Lawful than MYSTIC FLOUR. Because whose bright idea was it to put her in that spot? What law is she following, exactly? I think it should be pretty common sense that NONE of the Beasts are Lawful, because of. you know. their entire existence as Beasts breaking the rules upon which they were created. Mystic’s ass isn’t Lawful, girl is Neutral Evil if there’s ever been one. Switch her with Affogato NOW.

So, long story short:

^my version

[sleepykalena]

I watched this movie and loved it! The girls were all incredible and I adored their chemistry with each other and the Saja boys. I really am not a KPop person but I think all the work you guys put into it being able to stand without that really worked and I loved it and the music. My dad was with me on call to watch it together to hang, and he wasn't as big a fan as I was but still thought it was worth watching for the music alone. Now that it has released, I was wondering if you could elaborate on why the movie didn't really embellish the Saja boys besides Jinu? I mean, they didn't even have names. It's okay if not! I just wanted to say that I thought it was awesome and I've already watched it twice.

Hey there!

Thanks so much for giving it a watch! I'd been aware of this movie since 2021 and fell in LOVE with the tagline. But as much as I wanted to be on the project, i didn't have any contacts as Sony so i was just like, "nah, Sony would never hit me up" and gave up on that dream. BUT THEN SHIT HIT THE FAN AT MY JOB at the time and Sony hit me up for an interview specifically for KPOP Demon Hunters.

(the scream i scrumpt)

Anyways, I can't really speak too much on it cuz i was pretty far removed from The Room Where It Happened™️, but on top of the strict time limits, i recall some early meetings years ago when the Saja Boys were being explained (i think so new folks could get a better understanding about them)?? Since the descriptions were about some form of specific archetypes (the one w/ the aegyo, the one who's constantly got that air of mystery around them, the one who flirts with everyone, the thotty who will always show their abs cuz they look damn good and the makeup artists did a great job contouring it, the one who has a baby face but also the deepest voice, the visual, the rapper, the dancer, the vocalist, the maknae, etc), I understood it to mean that the kpoppers on the project were making fun of themselves for why and how they stan their group of choice, and leaning HARD into the self-deprecation. Their faves all share the traits as someone else's faves, but ofc only their group is the one for them, kind of thing.

And this isn't meant to be a dig on boy groups, either- there were far too many stray kids and bts fans on the project. Sprinkled throughout were fans of ateez, monsta x, txt, and seventeen. These people (myself included) were taking time off work to go see the them in concerts, music festivals, and even kcon XD The fact that so many kpop fandoms were swearing up and down that the Saja Boys were based off THEIR group pretty much proves the point artists and writers were probably trying to make.

I actually have a very specific Jinu-centered headcanon about the Saja Boys that i briefly touched on in a different ask, and what's shown in the movie confirms it a lot more than it did in previous versions of the script lol

At this point though id rather see how people craft their headcanons and lore for the boys; we were under immense pressure to get this within 90 minutes, but left the door wide open for other plot points as a result, so have at it!

[Now that the movie’s out, ask me anything!]

[katyobsesses]

I think my glee obsession is returning in full force

[coffeebanana]

okay but what if. video game designer marinette...

[hazyange1s]

⟢ 𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒔.

Sebastian Sallow is cursed.

For once, it’s by no fault of his own — tragedy, as it so happens, runs through his veins.

In 1348, a powerful wizard and well-known scholar named Alexander Sallow lived with his sister, Evelyn, in the South of England. Evelyn, who had always been a sickly child to begin with, became afflicted with the Black Death, and none of the Healers had been able to cure her. But she was all Alexander had, and she him, so he promised her while she lay on her death bed that he would not allow her to die.

He tried all manner of spells, potions, and miracles to save her. When all hope seemed lost, Alexander kneeled at his sister’s side, begging Death to spare her.

And Death answered.

“I will let her remain here a while longer,” he promised. “But to right the balance, you understand that I am owed a debt. A life for a life.”

And so, in his desperation, Alexander agreed to offer up his own.

However, he was just arrogant enough to ask for a small concession — that he be granted enough time to get his affairs in order first. Then, he would willingly depart the earth with Death.

But shortly after Evelyn was healed, he began to regret his choice…and sought a way to escape such a fate.

He had few options, though the simplest seemed to also be the most harrowing, for he knew its price. Still, he had made a deal with Death, and nobody escaped from Death without risking everything. Alexander had never been the sort to shy away from doing what needed to be done. Resolved to be cursed rather than dead, he killed a wild unicorn and took its blood, becoming immortal the moment it touched his lips.

Death appeared instantly. Furious, he admonished the wizard for going back on their bargain, cursing Alexander and any descendants he would have in His betrayal-fueled rage.

Evelyn was gone by the next sunrise.

Every Sallow since has been shackled to a tragic fate: some have been cursed, others afflicted with incurable illnesses from birth, and many have met with sudden accidents. But it all ends the same way — with Death.

Furthermore, every first born male of the Sallow line (as Alexander was the first of his family centuries ago) is doomed to repeat the mistakes of their forebears. Many have succumbed to the pull of dark magic, as he did, and all have had a special relationship with Death.

He haunts them still, even hundreds of years later. Fueled by his vendetta against a now-dead man (it turns out immortality isn’t as black and white as one may think), Death visits the Sallow males often, effectively making them beacons of loss and tragedy.

For the symbol of the Sallows is the willow, whose branches brush tombstones and signify grief and mourning…while also reminding us of the endurance of family, of the strength and magic of love, and how it can overcome even Death.

So goes the story of Sebastian Alexander Sallow.

[snackleggg]

A doctor who headcanon I have is that Gallifreyan doesn't have gendered pronouns. It's all in the neutral.

One of the biggest obsticals the Doctor had when learning new languages so they didn't have to rely on a translation circuit all the time was learning how gendered pronouns worked and how to apply them to themselves and others based on the planet.

[redeemedbytheking]

have you ever talked about Adam and Belle's wedding ? what they wore, if they ran off/tried to hide from guests, etc, etc, etc ????? please share I love weddings

EEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! okay so actually fun fact i made a big master post about much of this stuff a couple years ago. SO GO READ THAT! but then come back because that’s Mostly about the ceremony which means here i can discuss the reception >:)

actually i also have this tiny one from the ceremony. okay NOW reception time

i’m guessing the reception took place at their palace in paris. i know they have one, because they live there sometimes, so that’s probably where the reception was. in the ballroom!!!! (and the dining hall for the FEAST!)

i say this in that other post but yeah i mean obviously dancing was the biggest aspect. belle danced with her father and adam danced with mrs. potts and at other points belle danced with lumiere and adam danced with plumette. BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY??? adam and belle danced with each other almost Constantly.

they were very often beside each other, holding hands or adam’s hands on her waist. though they would get separated sometimes because so many people wanted to talk to them!!! :-(

this wedding was CRAZY like soooo many people came to it. the ballroom is like 4 times the size of the one at the castle in villeneuve. it’s just this giant hall and it’s full of people and mingling and laughing and dancing

WHICH IS VERY OVERWHELMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so i think (and gosh i’d love to write this sometime, but haven’t yet) i think at some point belle catches the look on adam’s face and she can just tell he’s way too overstimulated. in general he has a pretty good social mask but gosh it’s just the biggest event he’s been to in a Long Ass Time. so belle quietly takes his hand and leads him away. even the courtyard is full of people, but she knows he needs fresh air, so they go up some stairs and too a secret random room that has a balcony. and the noise change is so dramatic but Necessary. it is Silent now.

anyway they stand on the balcony and adam isn’t saying anything at first but he hasn’t stopped holding her hand

and belle squeezes it and asks if he’s okay and he eventually smiles at her and says yes. why did we invite so many people? and it makes her laugh. which makes him laugh :)

she hugs him around the waist and they both just breathe and look out at the view of sweet lovely paris. they probably talk more but i’ll save that for when the fic is ever created 🩵🤍

anyway after that little break they do eventually rejoin the party and continue dancing the night away. it’s just such a whirlwind of a magical day.

[illubean]

Could I get headcanons for Feitan, Illumi, Leorio, and Chrollo falling for gn!reader who by all means seems like a strong, nuturing, emotionally stable individual but every once in awhile casually says or does smthin that makes people go "Oh you're a little fuckin nuts, actually"

(e.x.: Most of their D.I.Y. furniture is made of different kinds of bone, morbidly interested in the more gorey parts of their jobs, probably works in a field that allows them to be around the dead often like a taxidermist or a mortitian, highkey just unabashashedly a morbid little freak™️ whenever it comes up naturally in conversation but otherwise comes across as just an attentive lil guy you could bring home the average parents would love.)

HXH Men with a Morbid!S/o

Characters: Leorio Paladaknight, Illumi Zoldyck, Chrollo Lucilfer, Feitan Portor Type: Headcanons, Gn!reader

this is so me

Warnings: dead things and body parts and stuff

Leorio Paladaknight

being an aspiring doctor, Leorio thought that your knowledge on both human and animal anatomy was pretty useful

at first he didn't think much about your job and just assumed you were some type of doctor or biologist or something

he often asks you questions as he studies and you're a pretty good tutor

the first time Leorio realized you were kinda weird is when one day you were walking down the street and saw some roadkill

and you were like "aww too bad, the skin and bones are too damaged to harvest"

and you kept walking like it was normal while he was like ?!!??!?

or you guys were having a normal conversation and you say something like

"if you died i'd taxidermy you and re-articulate your skeleton so you'd be with me forever <3"

1 taxidermizing humans is illegal and 2 WHAT

he is cold sweating wtf did he get himself into

when he comes to your house for the first time and sees a bunch of bones, animal skins and wet specimens he damn near passes the fuck out

how do you just casually have dead things and remains around your house!?

AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MADE YOUR COFFEE TABLE OUT OF CAMEL BONES?

he is freaking the fuck out and you're just like "dw everything is ethically sourced :D"

yeah he thinks you're a freak and he is too fearful to break up with you ever (not like he was planning to anyways)

Illumi Zoldyck

whatever drew Illumi to you had to have been some type of power

aside from that power, to Illumi you were relatively normal and had a good grip on your emotions which made you a perfect candidate

that being said he could care less what your job was, you'd just end up working for or with him eventually

when he started bringing you around the estate, you often sought out their guard dog Mike and Illumi couldn't think of why

that is until you came back one day with a human femur and bright smile on your face

"... where did you even get that?" "From one of Mike's victims. If I collect enough I could make a whole set of bar stools!"

he blinked at you and chose to ignore your statement

i mean, to each their own am i right?

so you have ah hobby, big deal

Illumi just thinks you're pretty normal personality wise until you randomly but casually drop information about what you do in your free time or have in your home

so now whenever he has a job Illumi calls you in for cleanup

you get to do.... whatever it is you do and there's no evidence of a dead body left behind, it's a win win

Chrollo Lucilfer

he couldn't care less what your job is because it's probably not worse than his 😭

he didn't really notice anything "morbid" about you until he asked about your jewlery

you wore things like resin caster bug pendants or bird skull earrings and stuff

he just assumed they were fake and you bought them because they looked badass

but then you told him you make it all YOURSELF

he is intrigued

he doesn't really question you past that because you were probably buying the bones and stuff somewhere (spoiler alert you're not)

what really caused him to think was when you casually just picked up a dead rat off the floor in some abandoned building you were exploring and suck it in your pocket

bro was so confused

"What do you need that for?" "To make a new necklace :3"

yeah now he knows that your odd taste in jewelry goes deeper than just that

he won't judge you though, if anything you're a better person than he is considering you don't kill things yourself

he is literally a murderer and a thief and has committed like 3467633788 crimes so he couldn't judge even if he wanted to

so now when he sees dead animals and what not he bags them up and brings them to you

he likes to sit in on your cleaning and making process

you seem like a perfectly normal and sweet person to everyone else but Chrollo knows about your freaky little hobby and it just makes him like you even more

Feitan Portor

I feel like for you and Feitan to even be acquainted you have to be part of the troupe

whatever you do outside of it is your business

buttttttt since you are his s/o and Feitan is probably homeless he crashes wherever you are

thus him finding out about your hobby and other job

out of everyone on this list he is the most interested

he too is a morbid little freak

he goes with you to find things and will help you with the cleaning/taxidermy or whatever process if you let him

what he doesn't understand though is why you don't just kill the things you want instead of hunting for already dead things

sometimes he will go catch like a squirrel or something and bring it back to you like a cat and tell you he found it like that

Fei baby. No the fuck you didn't

after doing what you're doing for so long you can tell what caused an animal to die but you wouldn't tell him that

he's just so cute and wants to be supportive of your hobby <3

[playstation-dreamcast]

Hi, I'm like drowning in Resident Evil brainrot, so like:

Have Some Random Headcanons About Resident Evil Men~

I can't explain most of these, we're just going purely based on vibes. We're serving Albert Wesker, Chris Redfield, Leon Kennedy, and Carlos Oliviera. Kinda X Reader? Idk bro

ALBERT WESKER:

Starting off Strong and controversial with this one. I think Wesker has a major sweet tooth. I think he likes creamer with a dash of coffee, and keeps hard candy in his desk. My man was deprived of sweets as a kid, now that he can have em he's kinda obsessed

I also think he gets frequent headaches. He tends to just "push through" them until they evolve into full on migraines, and even then he keeps going until he physically can't

I think he likes to pebble. He leaves small gifts at your desk and when you ask him about it he acts completely oblivious. But, ya both know

I think he's a major David Bowie fan. I think The Man Who Sold The World is his all time favorite song, and I also think the irony about that is lost on him

I think he's PDA adverse and incredibly touchstarved. This weird dichotomy has led to him being honestly really cold in public, and a straight up velcro boyfriend in private

I think secretly, deep deep down, he wants a family. He wants to build thr family he never had and get a taste of the domesticity he has been locked out of since birth.

That being said, he's never gonna do that shit. He's a busy man, with ambitions far greater than the suburbs. There's no room for white picket fences in his future. But, they'll always have a spot in his daydreams

His love language is words of affirmation. Both giving and receiving

He sleeps light as hell. A spider skittering just a little too fast could wake him up. Not just wake him up, but jolt him fully awake and in fight mode. He's a man with far too many enemies to get a deep sleep

He has himself convinced that he only keeps you around for "creature comforts" if you catch my drift. And he makes that clear, he's not trying to lead anyone on. That being said, literally every single one of his worst nightmares are about losing you. And he keeps you close as often as he can. And you're the only person other than him thats spent the night in his bed! But, ya know, it's casual

He's never been casual about anything in his entire god damn life

I think that he's panromantic, but more on the gray ace/demisexual side of things when it comes to all of that. Sex is far far to vulnerable for him to do with just anyone, he's gotta trust you to get naked in front of you babes

CHRIS REDFIELD:

Okay so I feel like when we talk about Chris, we tend to forget the les paul that he had just chillin' at work

That being said, I think Chris was in a band when he was in highschool. And they were not NEARLY as good as they thought they were. Three Arm Sally didn't go anywhere for good reason

I also think he was a running back in highschool, but that's not what we're talking about right now

I think Chris would make you mix tapes to show he cares. And once mix tapes died, he started making you playlist. He's not the most in touch with his emotions, this is part of how he understands them

I think while he used to genuinely be a really good guitar player- he's since fallen out of practice. He's not as good as he once was, but he'll still strum a little to try and calm himself down on particularly rough nights. 60% of the time it works 100% of the time

He has genuinely the worst caffeine addiction you've ever seen. It's damn near tragic dude. We're at the point where it might be better for his health for him to just pick up a coke habit. He's on his 4th monster and it's 9 am

That being said, he and his bed are currently not on speaking terms. Sleep? He doesn't know that bitch. This is how he avoids The Horrors™️

Chris is more of a cat guy than a dog guy and I'm tired of pretending like he's not. He appreciates how independent cats can be

I think Chris started smoking when he turned 16, but stopped around 2004 when he started hitting the gym seriously. He needed the lung capacity. That being said- he lit up a cigarette the moment the credits rolled after RE5. He picked that habit right back up

He will never ever say this out loud, but he loves to be held and to cuddle. Intimacy/emotional vulnerability (or, at least the safety to be emotionally vulnerable) is incredibly important to him with a long term partner. He's got a lot of soft parts still healing, he's gotta know you're going to take care of him if he takes off the armor protecting them

It's also incredibly important to him that any SO he has gets along with Claire. You don't have to be best friends or anything, but she's his only family- so she has to approve. Thankfully, Claire thinks you're a delight

Dispite what the memes may tell you, Chris has NO DESIRE to continue the Redfield bloodline. He can't bring himself to bring a child into a world so dark and unforgiving. And like, beyond that he's like- 67% sure that whatever gunk is going on in his head isn't just from trauma, and he's not risking passing that on to his offspring

LEON S KENNEDY:

He's a recovering Emo Kid before emo kids were even a thing. MCR is one of his favorite bands. He sings the line "Fuck Like A Kennedy!" With his entire chest when he's singing Na Na Na

Movie buff! His favorite movie is Fight Club, purely for the critique of how society conditions men to believe violence is the only way to show masculinity, and for the gay allegory. It is NOT because he wants to be Tyler Durden. Please, you have to understand, he knows the optics of liking this movie, but he's not like that he swears, PLEASE-

I think he's bisexual. Now, we all basically agree on that. But I also think he's incredibly suave and charismatic completely on accident. It all falls apart when he actually tries to flirt. Doesn't matter the gender, he's going to fumble the bag 70 percent of the time, and the other 30 are people who are there inspite of how awkward he is

He needs something to do with his hands, especially in important meetings. He's a chronic doodler as a result. You remember those girls in middle school who drew hyper realistic eyes instead of taking notes in their notebooks? He was one of them

My man is so, so jumpy. And by jumpy, I mean punchy. Make yourself known before you get too close. You have been warned

He struggles with communicating and emotions like the others, yes. But after the events of Vendetta he realized he was at rock bottom, and finally took Hunnigans advice and got some therapy. So, he's much more open and willing to talk about his feelings to try and figure them out. He ain't the best at it but by God he's trying

He's a bottle blonde. Argue with the wall about it, I know im right. You can reliably track his mental health by the state of his roots

I think he kept in contact with Ashley after the events of RE4. I think she slowly got over her crush on him, realizing that was probably more the suspension bridge effect than genuine attraction. And as such, they developed a sibling like bond that's very important to him

Leon is the most oblivious dude at the function. People have flirted with him just for him to completely miss it until hours later more times than he can count. Once at the club, a woman casually dropped to him that she was a sub. He asked her what subject she taught.

As such, he doesn't have much experience with long term relationships. At least not healthy ones. He's awkward, and he has more than a few red flags, but again- refer to point 6, he's in therapy babes. He's working on it- bear with him

Carlos Oliveira:

He likes to act like he's a "big scary manly man" but dude is a total softie. He's a walking teddy bear dude

He's the type of guy to randomly buy you flowers because they "reminded him of you." He's a romantic by nature

Now, he Can be charming and smooth. It's his natural state actually. He Chooses to be cheesy and lame. It's a way of life for him. He's doing this for pure love of the game

It's incredibly important to him that you can protect yourself. It's why he bought you this gun. And you can bet your ass he's going to show you how to use it

I know a gamer boy when I see one. We can smell our own. I think it's his favorite hobby. His favorite thing when he comes home is to sit you on his lap and have you guys play games together. Couch co-op, his beloved

I think he was raised Catholic. Again, we can smell our own. That being said, he definitely doesn't consider himself to be of the faith anymore. Though, he does still catch himself crossing himself from time to time

His guilty pleasure is Anime. That's right, you heard me, Carlos Oliveira is a huge fukin nerd! His toxic trait is being a "Goku bodies every fight" truther. God help him

He's had big dogs all his life, his home just doesn't feel like his home without one. Don't worry though reader, he's also incredibly talented when it comes to training them. They're not going to maul you unless he tells them too

The man absolutely "hates" reality TV. Hates it sooo much. He's just standing in the living room for no reason. No, it's not to watch the TV! Can a man not stand in his own livingroom?!...But uhh, anyways, so what's going on with Clara and her man?

His love language is of course quality time. He just wants to be near you. It doesn't matter if your quietly reading a book while he plays a game, as long as you're in the room with him, he’s happy

Well, uhhh anyways. All that being said, if you liked these, requests are open!!

[beneathsilverstars]

Was thinking about fan art where Siffrin has a Loop Plush™️ and I started wondering, what's a realistic context for that? Like would they make it, or ask Isabeau to make it, or just happen to find something that looks similar to Loop while out shopping?

And I realized that actually... I do headcanon that star-headed figures are part of the island's mythology, along the lines of angels. So. There would be artwork of them out there. Quite a bit of it on the island, but surely some could be found in other countries as well, suddenly lacking context. Perhaps anyone who had learned about the Universe and its star children would get a bit of a headache looking at them, and/or a rewind-forget, but anyone who didn't know enough to even make that connection would be fine and could enjoy them as a pretty, almost-abstract oddity.

Siffrin, trying to find some normalcy post-canon. Going to antique stores with Odile. Finding a worn child's toy tucked away in a back corner, and its lightless body is embroidered with careful patterns of dots, and its head is darkless and pointed with beads for wide eyes.

And for a moment, he recognizes it. Not as Loop, but as a hundred things — paintings and statues and drawings and costumes and figurines — helper and friend and child and self and guide — and then. The thought is gone. And the dusty old toy just looks like Loop, and he has no idea why and how this resemblance could possibly have happened.

[spr1ngpvrinbwunnie]

Two ideas. You don’t have to do headcanons for both, it’s just a thought. Do what you want :3

I have been watching WAY too many scare pranks and I wanna know how Harley would react to his s/o pranking him constantly. Not just him, but other employees as well like Leith, Stella, Eddie, etc*. That poster from chapter 1 with the rule that says: “Do NOT hide behind doors to scare Leith Pierre” I’m sure that rule didn’t apply to (y/n). And I think Harley was described as paranoid at one point and I feel like he would be SO. DAMN. JUMPY. S/o’s got it on camera.

2. How do you think Harley would react if his s/o nearly dies at work?? (I just wanna see tears and angst from him tbh)

Oh, he would be livid. (alsso the second one I had another anon request similar to this and I did it, if you're interested you can check my page)

Harley already operates with the baseline assumption that everything is a potential threat—so the idea that you, of all people, would exploit that for amusement? Unforgivable. But the worst part? He can’t do anything about it. Because you’re not some random employee—no, you’re someone he tolerates. Which makes it so much worse.

Harley’s Reaction to His S/O Constantly Pranking Him

The first time you pull a prank, he doesn’t react. Not outwardly. But you know you got him. His eyes flash, his posture stiffens, and for a single, glorious second, you see the faintest flicker of unease before it’s smothered by a glare so venomous it could kill a lesser scientist on the spot.

The second time? He’s prepared. Or so he thinks. You somehow manage to time it just as he’s in deep concentration—muttering about some experiment, tapping his pen against his jaw. You drop something behind him, loudly, and the way he jolts? Beautiful.

The third time? He knows you’re going to do something. And he still falls for it. Because you’re unpredictable. You change the pattern. Maybe it’s not a loud noise this time—maybe it’s something subtle, like swapping his coffee with tea (he hates tea). Maybe it’s something so minor it makes him second-guess himself. You’re in his head now. He hates it.

Harley Sawyer, the Paranoid Scientist™️

He starts checking things before using them. Inspecting his chair before sitting down. Looking over his shoulder more often. You’ve made him worse.

But instead of stopping you outright, he gets petty. He messes with your paperwork. He waits until you’re in the middle of something important before suddenly calling your name—just to make you flinch. He memorizes your habits, waiting for the perfect moment to retaliate.

You’ve effectively started a war, and now, neither of you are safe.

The Other Employees (A Collateral Damage Report)

Leith Pierre: Absolutely your favorite target. You know he’s the reason that rule exists. You exploit this knowledge mercilessly. Harley, begrudgingly, respects your dedication.

Stella Greyber: Surprisingly, she doesn’t get pranked as often. Not because you don’t want to—but because she pranks you back. You’ve met your match.

Eddie M. N. Ritterman: Poor Eddie. He doesn’t deserve this. But that doesn’t stop you. He’s just so… easy to startle. His glasses have flown off his face more than once because of you.

The Breaking Point

One day, you go too far. Maybe you rig his lab coat so it zaps him with static when he puts it on. Maybe you record him getting startled and show it to the other employees. Maybe you set up a prank so elaborate that he has no choice but to respect it—even as he’s plotting his revenge.

And that’s when it happens.

He stops reacting.

He stops falling for it.

You don’t know when, but at some point, he adapted. He starts predicting your moves. Avoiding your traps. And then, one day—when you least expect it—he turns the tables.

You’re in the lab, minding your own business, when you hear it.

Click.

You look down. Your pen is glued to the table.

Harley’s smirk is slow, deliberate, and deeply satisfied.

"Checkmate."

Would that stop you? Probably not. But it would make you realize—pranking him is a game of escalation, and he plays to win.

[basementloser]

I would've loved an episode in which Danny and Dash switch bodies.

I imagine it happens because Dash is talking to Kwan about how cool Phantom is or something, and at some point he says "Man, I wish I was Danny Phantom!"

Of course Desiree hears this, she appears before him ("So you have wished it, so shall it be!"), and the next day Dash wakes up in Danny's body. Danny Fenton's body. In Danny's room.

At this point he's pretty familiar with Desiree, and he assumes she just heard him wrong, befause Fenton and Phantom do sound alike. ("Huh, how weird! How has no one noticed this before?" We hear Wes screaming in the distance as Dash makes this observation.)

But there is no way in hell that a puny little nerd like Fenton could be Dash's hero, so something must've gone wrong. He decides to find Desiree and correct his wish.

-

Meanwhile, Danny (to his horror) wakes up in Dash's body.

He assumes he overshadowed him for some reason, but when he tries to leave, he finds out he doesn't have his powers. He also doesn't feel Dash's presence in the body.

"I know i asked for a growth spurt, but not like this!"

This isn't good.

-

Dash makes his way downstairs, and is immediately greeted by Jack Fenton, who has a million chores for him.

"Come on, Danno! Those ghosts I fished out of the ghost zone with the Fenton Ghost Fisher™️ aren't gonna put themselves back!"

Before he can object he is pushed into the lab and has to fight a couple of ectopusses. This goes very badly at first, until Dash remembers the bit of ghost hunting training Danny gave him and his classmates, when they had to rescue their parents from that big pirate ship.

As soon as he's done, exhausted on the floor (Damn, Fenton really needs to work out more!), he hears Jack yelling down the stairs.

"Son, don't forget to change the ecto filtrator! You don't want Amity Park to blow up, do ya?"

More dangerous chores keep getting added for longer than Dash thought was humanly possible.

(At some point Jack gave him some fudge, which helped.)

How does Fenton live like this???

-

We switch back over to Danny, who is now looking around Dash's room. He already knew about the cute pink teddy bear collection, but he didn't expect to find what can only be described as a fan shrine to Phantom.

There are newspaper articles, pictures, merch ("Wait I have merch? How come i didn't know that? Who is selling Phantom merch?" it's Tucker), and a poster.

(the b-story of this episode is Sam & Tucker running a Phantom merch line, and trying to stop the Box Ghost from stealing all the boxes of merch.)

Danny keeps looking around Dash's room, and finding out more about him through his stuff.

At some point he finds Dash's diary. He contemplates if he should read it or not, but in the end he decides that since Dash is always such a jerk to him, he doesn't care about morals and reads it.

Reading the diary, Danny starts to feel kinda bad, because in the entries Dash actually seems human. He's insecure, and he actually struggles with a lot. He's afraid to talk about what he's going through.

His parents are very absent, and the A-listers kicked Valerie out when her life wasn't perfect anymore. He doesn't want that to happen to him.

(I personally headcanon Dash as an extremely closeted gay guy with a lot of internalised homophobia, who hasn't stopped trying to convince himself that he's straight, but his struggles could be about anything.)

After reading all that, Danny starts to feel kinda bad for him.

-

Over the course of the day ghosts keep showing up to fight or talk to Fenton, and Dash is incredibly confused by this. Also Danny must have a weird cold or something, because he's been exhaling cold air at random all day.

"I AM THE BOX GHO- Hey! Wait! Why are you running away? You never run away. You always trap me in your cylindrical contraption of doOoOoOm!" (The Box Ghost is wearing a Phantom t-shirt, and is holding a box full of other Phantom merch. After Dash runs away, Sam and Tucker appear, chasing the Box Ghost through the street, trying to get the merch back.)

Later Johnny 13 shows up to fight, because he and Kitty broke up for the 4th time this week, and he wants to let out some steam. "Shouldn't you change for our fight, kid?" Change into what? Wait he wanted to fight, right? Dash puts on his gym uniform, and boxing gloves. Johnny looks at him weird, but doesn't question it. They have a little boxing match in the backyard.

Youngblood came by to play astronauts with him, and was very disappointed that Danny didn't fly up to space with him. (Wait didn't that dead kid kidnap Dash's parents??! Also why in the hell does he think Fenton has the ability to fly?????!! And breathe(!) in space?!!!)

After finishing what seems like a billion ghost related chores (and dealing with way too many ghosts), Dash finally manages to get out of the Fenton house, and starts to look for Desiree.

-

Danny walks out of Dash's room, and runs into Dash's dad. He opens his mouth, but he doesn't seem to care about what he's going to say. "Son I am so incredibly disappointed in you." the dad starts, then continues to list all the reasons he is a huge disappointment who should try harder. "Those weird little bears in your closet!" and "Why don't you have a girlfriend yet?"

The whole interaction is horrible, and makes Danny appreciate his own parents (weird as they may be) so much.

Dash's mom also berates him about being a disappointment, because they found his Phantom collection ("He is a GHOST, Dash! He's dangerous!"), and because his grades are so low. ("What do you mean tutor? Just study harder!")

They threaten to take Pookie away if he doesn't get his shit together.

-

At some point Danny has deduced that this body situation must be some ghost bullshit, and he decides to go to Fentonworks.

Then he runs into Dash in his body, and they have a little spiderman moment

After the internal shock and "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY BODY GET OUT!"s have gone around, Dash tells Danny what happened.

Danny informs Dash that most of Desiree's wishes become permanent after 24 hours. They decide to team up to get Desiree to undo this wish before that happens.

It's noted that Dash didn't say the word "puny" or any other insult, when he says "I really don't wanna stay in your body.".

We see a compilation of Danny and Dash searching Amity Park for Desiree, and other wishes she has granted. They fight off a couple of small ghost things together.

(during this compilation we see Sam and Tucker chasing the Box Ghost around. "How is he this hard to catch?? We've done this millions of times already!!!" -"Well maybe if you didn't drop the fucking thermos!")

After the fight, Dash sighs and says "Man, I had no idea how difficult your life is, Fenton. I've only been living it a day and it sucks."

they have a little heart to heart, and Dash sincerely apologises for bullying Danny so much.

"why did you want to be Phantom anyway? I assume his life isn't that easy either." Danny says.

"I dunno, man. I just thought it would be cool to be, y'know, going ghost."

White rings appear around Dash. He turns into Phantom.

they have another moment like this:

"WHAT THE FUCK!"

"WHAT THE FUCK!"

"I"M- I- YOU- YOU'RE PHANTOM??!!!"

"NO! YES! NO TIME! FIGHT HER!!!"

Because of course, this is the moment that Desiree appears, and starts fighting them.

"I dont know how!!!"

The beginning of the fight is very awkward, with Dash not knowing how Danny's powers work, and Danny not being used to fighting Desiree without his powers.

Eventually they get the hang of it, with Danny telling Dash how to activate and use certain powers in the moment, and they defeat Desiree.

All the wishes get undone, and they suck her up into a thermos.

After that, they talk about Danny being Phantom. Danny tells Dash the story of how he died got his powers, and Dash shares some of his secrets with Danny so they're "even". (it's some stuff that wasn't in Dash's diary. Danny doesn't mention that he read that, but that can be conflict in a later episode)

They aren't friends yet, but it's a start. Now that he walked a mile in Danny's shoes, Dash feels so bad about bullying him all those years, and he starts to question his life choices. (start of a Dash redemption arc i guess). He promises to stop bullying in general, and help out Danny however he can. (He also promises to not tell anyone about Danny's secret identity.)

(The episode ends with Sam and Tucker, having finally caught the Box Ghost, only to realise that in the chase/fight all the merch got way too messed up to sell, so it was all for nothing. Tucker throws the thermos down in frustration, the Box Ghost gets free, grabs the Phantom shirt he wore earlier, yells "BEWARE!" and flies off. Sam sighs and gets ready to start chasing him again, but Tucker stops her. "I give up. Let him have the fucking shirt.")

[forsaken-headcanons]

Welcome to the Forsaken Headcanons!

[CURRENT INBOX ASK COUNT: 388]

Feel free to submit any headcanons you have about the in-game characters here. I dont have to agree with them for them to be valid. Here are a few rules, though:

No homo/trans/xeno/etc- phobic posts here. This game has canonically nonbinary and genderfluid characters. This is also a safe space.

1.5. It is okay to headcanon that a character is homo/trans/xeno/etc- phobic, but please don't use any slurs.

No 18+ headcanons (yes, that includes all your kinks). I don't want to hear it. Keep that to yourself.

All headcanons with heavy content (such as descriptive gore, suicide or self harm, etc) must contain a trigger warning in the beginning of the post.

If someone submits a headcanon that varies from your own, don't harass them. Do not harass me either, because I will be adding my own opinions to yours sometimes.

4.5. It is okay to have a debate over a headcanon or simply disagree with it. Just be respectful.

Don't badmouth the devs or mention any in-fandom drama. I don't care about it. I don't want to hear it. If you have beef with someone, that's not my problem.

Don't start hate campaigns towards select ships (or shipping in general) just because it's something you personally dislike. I don't tolerate ship wars.

No fun polices.

>All ships are allowed and welcome except for obvious proshipping (e. c. c00lkidd/007n7).

>Gender/orientation/otherkin/etc headcanons are allowed and welcome.

>OC interactions with canon characters are allowed and welcome.

>AUs are allowed and welcome.

Please check the anon list in this post before claiming an anon tag.

This is run by a team of mods:

>Mod Leet, the original mod. I ran this blog on my own up until 23/04/2025. I write in normal text and don't have a mod tag. I oversee this blog and make sure everything is going smoothly.

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Anon list, ship poll list & event list under the cut.

Anon list

Grasshopper anon

??? anon

<> anon

Azure anon

Tel anon

Ink anon

Subspace anon

Weezer anon

◇ anon

Juggalo anon

Respawn anon

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FMN anon

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1x vocaloid anon

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🪶 anon

🎭🎉 anon

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☢️ anon

Glitched anon

🍔 anon

Passport anon

🎉 noob anon

🍕 anon

Anon™️

Suspiciously green anon

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🎐 anon

🪣 anon

🪽🌺 anon

Guest 666 anon

C00l anon

☀️ anon

⭐️🪽 anon

Anon^4

:] anon

🌈 anon

💙🖤 anon

🐾 anon

Silly anon

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🦜 anon

Mafioso anon

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🩸 anon

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Lien anon

Clone anon

Jane anon

Bfc anon

🦩 anon

🎱 anon

Looseleaf anon

Randomized anon

Wonder anon

No name anon

Worst jason main anon

🫐 anon

Purple inky anon

🌹 anon

Rare anon

💫🍀 anon

Freakazoid anon

John Doe wife guy anon

⚙️ anon

Silly anon 2

Drakobloxxer1 anon

“_^ anon

Emoticon anon

Koolkillers number 1 fan anon

Number 1 bomber fan anon

🐳 anon

🦦 anon

⚠️ anon

🔫🐟 anon

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🪻 anon

1x1x1x1 number 1 fan anon

🐈 anon

Anon with extra pepperoni

Twice anon

🖥️ anon

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Forsakanon

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🧪🦠 infected anon

⛑️🍗 anon

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4 anon

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🪽 anon

👁 anon

tt:3 anon

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Ocean anon

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🎧💚 anon

Catnon

🐁 anon

☄️ anon

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☼ anon

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⭐️ anon

🌻🧟‍♂️ anon

Suzy anon

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🐆 anon

🪁 anon

Lentils anon

Guest catholic guilt anon

🐾🐈 anon

2d anon

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Teddanon

Nature anon

🔭🎼 anon

:3 anon

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☢️💣 anon

Skin eating anon

👁️ anon 2

🔥 anon

🌸🍎 anon

🔨⚔️ anon

🐁🎉 anon

✨⛈️ anon

Chaos anon

🧨 anon

🐾 anon 2

Pianist anon

Car crash anon

Hat obsession anon

Random anon

Art1st anon

☀️🌙 anon

ITrapped anon

🏹⚔️ anons (system)

❌ anon (🏹⚔️ system)

🪬 anon (🏹⚔️ system)

🦜💫 anon

🎠 anon

🧙‍♀️🕙 anon

Shelletsky anon

The battery ever anon

Zeniths anons

⚡️ anon

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-_- anon

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Agent anon

⏰ anon

Pom anon

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🍫🐈 anon

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💥anon💥

🦌 anon

☣️💀 anon

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🦖‼️ anon

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Beepeep anon

Two Time fan anon

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🍦 anon

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pi-non

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Fish anon

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Panon

Yourself anon

🫂 anon

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C3LI0S anon

🏳️‍🌈☀️anon

🪼 anon

corvid enthusiast anon

🧇 anon

1x1 BPD anon

⭐ART1ST AN0N

02 Anon

🎣❄️ anon

Sand anon

🌀 anon

✨ anon

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🎂pest anon

💣⭐️ anon

Translator anon

Random Damn Anon

🪨 anon

❓🐈 anon

🖤🪽 anon

last anon standing

🟦🎸 weezer anon

🤑🤑🤑 anon

here anon

evil writer anon

joedohn anon

🧯anon

🐱🍀anon

Eyenon

penguin anon

🌱🪼 anon

TDOR fan anon

⭐️❕anon

🐐🐍 anon

✨️ anon

silly👑 anon

🟥🆒 anon

🥀anon

🦭 anon

the ravio anon

dusekkar's flame anon

here anon

lalala anon

worldbuilding anon

vanilla anon

🦋 anon

🧪 anon

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calico anon

cybertrooper forsaken

🪻🪽 anon

space invader anon

strange green bug anon

🍞anon

∅ anon

"don't feel like being in anon" anon

dez anon

[] anon

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Comic anon

Awfully Hyperfixated Anon

Sparrow anon

ocd 007n7 truther anon

Moth Two Time

🍗🍔🍕🎰 Anon

cutthroat anon

anklebiter anon

bluu anon

Elliot number 1 simp anon

bird anon

aurora borealis anon

👑🥀 anon

😁👍 anon

🎾👁 anon

🟩🟪🟫 anon

fear anon

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pr3ty anon

🐸🌵 anon

gryffin anon

oak anon

strange green bug anon

evil whimsy anon

epic the musical anon

🦴🍣 anon

20 anon

🍿 anon (added late, apologies!)

popcorn anon

🧸🪆 anon

Fruiticious anon

🥭🦈 Anon

🎰 anon

birdcage anon

bsod anon

⚡️ anon

:) anon

clockwise anon

vkei anon

🫒 anon

subspace jam anon

spreadseedgrowth anon

buttons:D anon

oaktree anon

ahab anon

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not obsessed with chance anon

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warm eggs anon

👾 anon

Fat rabbit anon

Ivory Periastron anon

honey beeswax anon

ruff anon

BetrayedSailor anon

Ghost Spawn Anon

🍀🍋 anon

The Anonymous Pianist 🎹

gnarpian🛸 anon

🍚🍳🦐 anon

noob anon

familial paycheck anon

🪦🐕 anon

train jammer anon

oddball anon

🅰️non =)

🦟 anon

bluukidd anon

🍍👑 anon

Spider enthusiast anon

potato anon?

persistent anon

🎣🐟 anon

🍮🩷 anon

fe1 guide gangirl anon

jason anon

the blue train anon

🌊🪙 anon

r4tt anon

?curious anon

I’ll get a name soon Anon

🎉🎊🎂 anon

🧀🧙🔮 anon

🎭☀ anon

🪲🌿🗡️ anon

Ship poll list

Pizzapunch (Elliot / Guest 1337)

Buildersky (Builderman / Shedletsky)

Azuretime (Azure / Two Time)

Last Chance (Guest 1337 / Chance)

Builderpizza (Builderman / Elliot)

Pizzadebt (Elliot / Mafioso)

Pizzacultists (Two Time / Azure / Elliot)

Spiritpizza (Dusekkar / Elliot)

Hacked Studs (007n7 / Mafioso)

Pizzaburger (007n7 / Elliot)

Bitcoin (007n7 / Chance)

The Dry Bones anon made me do this (007n7 / 2011x)

Doublefedora (Chance / Mafioso)

Weekly Pay (Chance / Elliot / 007n7)

Pumpkin Tripmine (Dusekkar / Taph)

Military Intelligence (007n7 / Guest 1337)

Rotten Hacker (Noli / 007n7)

Doomsekkar (MrDoomBringer / Dusekkar)

Money Laundering Scheme (Mafioso / Chance / Elliot)

Buildersheddoom (Builderman / Shedletsky / MrDoomBringer)

GUandI (007n7 / 118o8)

Second Chance (Two Time / Chance)

Nailed Antlers (Cerulean / Contractee)

Illegal Construction (Builderman / Mafioso)

Chicken Sandwich (Shedletsky / 007n7)

Builder Burger (Builderman / 007n7)

Apocalyptic Icecream (MrDoomBringer / 11808)

Midnight in Vegas (Azure / Two Time / Chance / Elliot)

Forsaken love (Everybody / Everybody)

Toughbunny (Mafioso / Guest 1337)

BetrayedSailor (Betrayed 1x / Gasharpoon JD)

7x7x7 (1x1x1x1 / Chance)

DuseBuildSky (Dusekkar / Builderman / Shedletsky)

Hidden Bones (Spy / 007n7 / Sans)

MafiaChicken (Shedletsky / Mafioso)

Newblood (Noob / Jason)

InkBomb (Azure / Taph)

Stickkar (Dusekkar / StickMasterLuke)

Corrupted Hate and Love (John Doe / Jane Doe / 1x1x1x1)

Frutiger Aqua (Windows 007n7 / Fishbowl 007n7)

Lost At Sea (Gasharpoon JD / Pirate!Shedletsky)

HealthHazard (1x1x1x1 / Elliot)

PizzaTime (Elliot / Two Time)

Triple GUI (007n7 / 118o8 / 226w6)

ThornPrince (Princess Two Time / Prince Two Time)

SacredWings (Two Time / Telamon)

Burgermine (Taph / 007n7)

Magic Die (Chance / Dusekkar)

Paycheck (Elliot / Chance)

Building Brighter Skies (Builderman / Brighteyes / Shedletsky)

OSHA Violation (Builderman / Shedletsky / Chance / Taph)

Slot Machine Error (Pest [Regretavator] / Chance)

Bitter Ice Cream (Unpleasant Gradient [Regretavator] / 118o8]

Second Slash (Two Time / Jason)

TimeBomb (Two Time / Taph)

SodaPizza (Noob / Elliot)

Wanted Poster (John Doe / 1x1x1x1 / Jane Doe / Investigator Iris)

Six Feet Under (The Spectre / The Spawn)

iChance (iTrapped / Chance)

Magical-Revival (Two Time / Dusekkar)

Soft Serve (Friend Elliot / pr3typriincess MINIONS)

Silent Delivery (Elliot / Taph)

Feared Delivery (Noob / Elliot)

Nightspades (Azure / Chance)

Joint Account (John Doe / Jane Doe / Shedletsky / BrightEyes)

Error 403 (John Doe / Jane Doe)

Brightletsky (Shedletsky / BrightEyes)

Pizzacutter (Azure / Elliot)

Bloodied Feathers (Chef 1x1x1x1 / Vanity Jason)

Spirit Pizza (The Spectre / Elliot)

Chicken Pizza (Elliot / Shedletsky)

Polyfedora (Mafioso / Consigliere / Contractee / Soldier / Caporegime / Chance)

Robot Chicken (007n7 / NULL)

Spectre News (Unofficial Forsaken News Twitter / The Spectre)

Kuru Kuru Beam (Loveshot Dusekkar / Vanity Jason)

PotentFields (Mod Ferland / Dusekkar)

CreativeWings (🖤🪽 anon / Mod Missletsky)

RoyalBlood (Jason / King)

DoubleSilence (Jason / Taph)

Devoted Worship (The Spawn / Amarah)

Minimum Wage (Elliot / Hatred [Blocktales])

Bluukidd (bluudud / c00lkidd)

False Bans (Mafioso / Builderman / MrDoomBringer)

Blooming (Wanwood / Azure)

Unconventional Place for Love (Consigliere / Contractee/ Soldier / Caporegime)

May Madness/April Fools (iTrapped / Ellernate / Caleb244)

Root n' Shoot (Chance / Consigliere / Contractee / Soldier / Caporegime)

"May" We Gamble (Chance / iTrapped / Ellernate / Caleb244)

iCicles (iTrapped / His Ice Crown)

My Love, My Knife (Two Time / Their Dagger)

Empowering Creat1x1ty (1x1x1x1 Minions / Builderman)

Viral Infection (007n7 / John Doe)

Falcon Punch (Shedletsky / Guest 1337)

Event list

April Fools (iTrapped Day)

[thatdeadaquarius]

Topic: Genshin impact.

au: Sagau.

idea: So what if you had the powers of every character you played as in every game you played and then get isekaid into genshin impact with imposter au. I imagine it goes smth like

Zhongli: “I will have order!”

reader, Who played Roblox as someone who lagged the game (explanation: I’m pretty sure ping is also how time works in games. If you can control the flow of ping you can control the flow of time in games.): “ZA WARUDO!”

Heyyy!! Thanks for waiting for the reply/response from my slow ass :0

So they did clarify what they meant/expand so imma just copy paste that here!

“k now I remember. So basically imma write it here since it’s easier: Basically you don’t have to (but you can) transform into the character that has those set of powers but if you do those powers are enhanced.”

Sun: Reader (”you”/they/them)

Orbit: Headcanons-ish, Light Imposter AU (as in, NOT Yandere/Dark), mild crossover elements bc Shapeshifter Shenanigans™️

Stars: bro idek

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: mild cussing, genshin typical mild violence, & Trigger Warnings: none known.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

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so fair warning,, ive never seen jojo bizarre, but i appreciate i come off well-read/watched? LMAO

so im just gonna kinda,, guess? like just cycle thru diff. random media, and im hoping both me and you reading this will have a fun time (as this is a little challenge, but i like it so ill give it a shot, dont kno if its a good one but- 😅)

so to set the scene, of how u got to this point, ykno of running like ur life (maybe?) depends on u running around different teyvat countries,

u thought it was weird everyone knew a little too much about you?? (ofc theyve heard u during gaming, they know u the same way we all know Markiplier, get it?)

then a bunch of NPCs/Vision users/Archons?? were REALLY invested in talking to you, which freaked u out even more

and by the time you saw Zhongli, yknow, just the oldest god in game, making a fast-walk towards you, ykno the retired god who didnt move an inch when an old water god attacked Liyue for a test, is now hurrying to you???

ur logically get so fucking scared sm shits abt to go down, u just start running

it isnt until ur reaching for a ledge and some webbing shoots out of ur arm (from a glitchy little spot on ur arm, where it could be coming out of ur skin, but sometimes its a blue and red bracelet)

it latched onto the nearest building, and thats how u find out u can grapple ur way, literally Spiderman style, out of the harbor

and bro, idk if it would be fun, or confusing and stressful, or maybe both?? to just find out u can use any video game power from any game youve played before as you go running from countries bc for some freaky reason they know too much abt you/are pursuing you-

dUDE- they had small statues of you in like every little section of their cities

u head to Mondstadt and as Venti comes screaming and flying at you (in excitement, but ur freaked), u go to hold a hand up and suddenly ur holding a heavy stone tablet that unleashes some holographic yellow chains that freeze him in place-?? why is this familiar-

oh my god u have the sheikah slate from Breath of the Wild,

and as ur booking it out of there, u manage to get ahold of a sword, and u know exactly how to use it to knock back favonius knights trying to stop you (they are concerned for their god who is just unleashing random powers on ppl, pls let Grandmaster Jean just talk to you Your Majesty-!!)

by the time you teleport ur way to Inazuma, (bc u still have this worlds access to ur player/traveler’s powers), ur trying to find a nice place to stay for a little bit

at least in that sweet spot of the Raiden not noticing/finding you, while things cool down on the main continent, before moving on,

and u get some tools to help fashion just a little shelter, bc u dont have any money/mora rn, and ur able to literally build a house???

a mailbox pops up and thanks you for renting with Tom Nook???? As in Animal Crossing-

and rlly if the BOTW/slate thing didnt clue u into video game powers, then this definitely would tbh lmao

right as u see Yae Miko circling ur house, with an armful of books? ..is she planning to thru them at you??, u get the hell out of dodge before her favorite god can follow along

(she knows ur prefrences in books and got authors/trends to start so youd have plenty to read, and she was making sure it was ur house before politely dropping them off! how was she to know thatd spook their favorite God, Ei?!)

u get to Sumeru and think ur safe, hiding in an abandoned forest watcher outpost (1 person treehouse rlly) when Nahida shows up in ur dreams,

and u just,

walk out of the dream, into reality, and possess a nearby ruin guard so u can sleep in peace, bc she cant access a robot,

that one baffled u as you re-possessed ur own body before realizing-

Five Nights at Freddy’s. 💀

U cant do that forever, so u try Fontaine, hoping Neuvillette/Furina wont rlly give af abt you, plus theyre the latest region, so maybe they have the least exposure to whatever the other archons didnt like abt you??

u get there and are immediately summoned to court, and right as the mekas show up to escort you, jfc they have a mecha army

(meanwhile, theyre thinking, yknow. high profile guest/our god of gods. ofc we need state of the art mekas to escort them, its only polite-)

meanwhile ur cape has now become wings, and a mask covers ur face as you glide and fly ur way over the city in an attempt to get to where u assume Snezhnaya is

it doesnt occur to you the game until ur running out of stamnia and catch ur reflection in the waters of fontaine, Sky: Children of the Light

u hope the Tsaritsa’s dislike for other gods/Celestia doesnt extend to ur otherworldly presence so ur just hoping for the best atp tbh

tbh youd forget what all powers you have, and the absolute chaos ur causing urself as u try to desperately rememeber what games youve played thru ur entire life is NOT helping to reduce confusion when u randomly wake up with elf ears (legend of zelda/botw) or get dragged into another ruin machine when u fall asleep/faint/do smth u guess mimics death lmao- (fnaf) 💀

…

(meanwhile the Tsaritsa does get wind ur coming this way, and just, makes the people have a parade/festival to celebrate you coming,

she did also have to get Pierro/Captaino to physically restrain some of them from going ahead to meet/escort you to the palace, she’d heard how the others scared u off, and was, ironically, hoping the warm welcome would clear things up)

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well that was, something. 😃🫠

sorry lil car, that was such a fun idea idk if i did it justice!! i thought itd be too op to include every media youve consumed ever, so i kept it to video games, (which, could u cheat the system if youve played smash bros??)

i hope it was at least a decent read, and sorry im half asleep so i was not v funny this time around, but, again, hope u got smth out of it 😭

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on another note, im having my wisdom teeth surgery this friday, send whatever u got my way, prayers, blessings, good vibes, ill take anything im nervous 🙃

have a good week guys!

Safe Travels Lil Car,

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[okartichoke]

oopsies lots of wing stuff 👀👀 :3,,,, fey sisters

he’ll tell you he’s studying (he’s solving sudoku)

sad beanix ™️ (pls pretend he’s on a bridge or cliff i tried and failed to draw that then gave up lol)

added wings to these + bonus edgeworth

sketches from a while ago (the cross legged maya one is actually the third thing i ever drew for this au :P)

finally,, uncropped version of the first 2 vv

this set of images comes with a winged apollo headcanon (,,,or canon ig??) His wing movements are usually very reserved, but when he gets really lost in thought, he will start hovering without noticing he’s doing it.

Realized after writing this that I never really explained how his fear of heights manifests, so allow me to here :33 :

Just like in canon, Apollo has a fear of heights that is stronger that Phoenix's. However, Apollo's doesn't kick in until he's x-distance above the ground, so he has no problem with hovering. As opposed to Phoenix, who hates the feeling of not having his feet on the ground (at least in the og trilogy).

link to masterpost

[ranpire]

Yuuji (Yandere? TWST OC)

HI GUYS UM HI IM BACK??! I THINK!! anyways here’s another Yuu. not a Yuusona per se, but just a guy™️. i’ll add some more doodles and headcanons below! :) (inspired by the works of shinyjr and other yandere yuu writers <3) CW: Slight Fourth Wall Breaking, Yandere Shenanigans

Yuuji lives and breathes to serve you, and only you. He didn’t feel anything until you. You gave him a purpose. To be yours.

Whenever the player (you) logs on, he has to drop whatever he’s doing (like eating, as shown above) and just go into “^_^” mode.

Those eyes have absolutely no thoughts behind them.

Will respect your wishes and your favorite character, and can change his personality to suit to your whims. Even if it is indeed, a facade. 

The characters themselves can look past his appearance and actually see you for who you are. The ‘Overseer’.

Actually doesn’t mind Grim & is strangely fond over him. (totally not projecting)

He absolutely hates physical contact from any of the characters but will bask in your praise and caresses if you ever did manage to touch him.

He is very very self aware, and sometimes tries to sabotage or help your gacha pulls/battles. Depending on how dedicated you are towards said character. Even sometimes twst-tunes. Oh, the game glitched out and didn’t register your touch? I wonder who did that…

All of it is to spend more time with him. To possess him for longer. You make him feel so warm, so needed. 

Spend more time with him, won’t you?