#and i aint listening

[ivymarquis]

Okay y’all know those reddit posts where the husband forces the wife into opening the marriage because he wants a free pass to cheat and she’s forced to say yes because the option is that or divorce? And then the husband legitimately expects the wife to just stay home and not do anything while he’s having fun because she loves him. And then eventually she decides if the relationship is open then she should probably find someone too, and then the husband is all shocked pikachu face about it and wants to close the relationship back up because “it’s different because Im sleeping with different women I don’t care about, and you’ve got an entire boyfriend so it’s cheating D<“

Meanwhile the boyfriend is a cinnamon roll who is totally trying to finesse the wife out from underneath the husband because she deserves better??? That he’d happily be committed to her and only her if she leaves him?

1) that shit butters my biscuit on so many levels

2) that concept, with Graves x Reader as the married couple with König as the boyfriend lmfao

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[louhinks]

Erasing / Your memory

[watercubebee]

shoes....

[favouritefi]

the dogboy household (fitzjames) and the catboy household (crozier)

[southofsound]

They're soft and my brain hurts 🫠

I swear there is a reasonable explanation for this, it's just.. uh... Classified. Yeah.

[dizzybizz]

hey there i'd like to request one (1) sampo eating a burger jerma style thank you so much

anon, from the bottom of my heart, tysm for this request. i hope you enjoy this cursed image you have inspired.

1 sampo eating a whopper coming right up!!

[so-sleep]

buncha doodles for @tapakah0 and @somerandomdudelmao

(you ever cherish a person and their creativity so much you want to shake them around like a chew toy?? yeah. thats me with tap.)

have a swell one :]

[fj-is-a-dumbass]

this morning i got a VERY rude awakening with the absolute pile of half-finished garbage that is the new mobile discord update.

so! i did what i do best, and wrote a MASSIVE wall of text explaining in detail every single reason why it sucks, and also, i might or might not have jabbed the board or whoever is in charge of the company making stupid and incredibly dumb decisions LOL (whoever it is clearly has never touched a phone in their LIFE)

if you can, please go give my feedback on the shitty mobile update a positive vote!

[breadandblankets]

duke is an excellent reader and a better writer, however he the things he remembers from books and movies are less direct quotes and more themes and messaging

if you ask him to name the characters from a book he just read he will just shrug at you, and he couldn't quote a line if he tried

he Will however use his powers to fuck with jason who Can quote things he's read by heart. jason an eighth of the way thru a college level lecture on the Lord of the Rings and PTSD and duke will interrupt him with: "How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on, when in your heart you begin to understand… there is no going back?"

jason will just stop in his tracks and LookTM (pride, exuberance) at duke, and duke will look blankly back, before jason realizes that duke just ghost visioned him and get soooo mad (he pouts dramatically for approximatly 0.5 seconds before duke asks a pointed question and the ramble continues)

[annqer]

their ass aint listening 1!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!!!!!

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Ramon saying he had a dream about a goddess with pink hair who said she was watching over him WEEPS... MINE MY BELOVED I love that Ramon is pushing the Goddess Mine agenda

[unboundbnha]

Okay I’m gonna post something controversial

[lazybakerart]

the au where billy is trying to up his protein but he's broke so he decides 'guess i'll start sucking dong' for those grams and blows through hawkins so hard the tornado siren starts blaring

[monstertidbits]

me: falin is gonna be alive by the end

dungeon meshi:

me: falin. is goingto be alive by the end im telling you.....😥😥😥😥😥😭😭🤡😀

[wip1502]

Wolfwood wednesday😌🍑