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cicadidae-tm9899 · 1 year

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god DAMN this game is fun

#ultrakill #i bought it a couple weeks ago and have been stuck on the prologue for a hot minute #but i finally beat swordsmachine 2!#and i got the nail gun #so exciting #god it's just so much fun #it's fast paced but i like that #usually i get super stressed when a game goes this hard this fast #but i'm really enjoying myself!

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thelesbianthespianposts · 2 months

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Doctor who update: everything hurts I’m sobbing crying screaming throwing up Donna you are the most important woman in the universe Rose you won at life Sarah Jane I hope you live the rest of your life in peace Jack I hope you and Mickey fuck nasty at the torchwood base Martha I wish you and your fiance the best Jackie Tyler you queen you deserve so much love Tentoo please don’t commit genocide again

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rainbownixie · 2 years

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i'm gatekeeping mike wheeler if you aren't a mike kinnie or a byler truther i'm not letting you near my boy

#STAY AWAY FROM MIKE WHEELER I'VE GOT A GUN #ACTUALLY I'VE GOT A NAIL BAT #actually i don't have those but stay away from my boy anyway #he deserves the whole world #mike wheeler defender #mike wheeler apologist #mike wheeler kinnie #byler #mike wheeler

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oculusxcaro · 2 months

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As troublesome as Gotham can be, Pauli's is one of those places that rarely gets hit. It's open 24/7 and offers good food to all regardless of who they are and Pauli isn't afraid to hire former criminals like Jerry who used to be muscle for Scarface. Petty thugs who threaten the place for cash are just as likely to receive backlash from their fellow crooks as they would from law-abiding citizens because where else are you going to get a decent meal at 4am?

#🌈 || musings #🌈 || headcanons #I got covid ffs so trying to spur some activity #And I can't remember if I wrote about this before #But I like that there's this idea that Pauli's is kinda off-limits to most criminals in Gotham bc that's an honest to god mom and pops dine #Plus Jerry is intimidating af #Imagine somebody kicking up a fuss or trying to hold the place up for cash in the register and this massive black dude steps out #Standing 6'7 and carrying 300lbs of muscle staring you down while holding a goddamn meat tenderizer #Doesn't even need a gun he can throw that shit across the diner and nail whomever #Cindy's the one who carries a gun #Sweet innocent Cindy who won't take shit after dealing with the Mad Hatter #So yeah attacking Pauli's is kind of a bad idea because it's one of those [Everybody Disliked That] situations #Good food at fair prices to all it's an oasis in a city like Gotham #It's just funny to me because Jerry and Cindy can be menaces in their own right let alone Khare being a flesh horror and all #Just wants to do an honest god and go home at the end of her shift aghsfsd #Oh yeah and Rorschach also watches over the place #So anybody causing trouble is going to get hate from all sides ahsgsf

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justsomeguycore · 3 months

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buff masc guy tied up on his knees is the inverted but equivalent sexually suggestive aesthetic as petite feminine woman aiming a gun

#i need a three dimensional graph to explain #what’s the word for that #like quadrants but 3d #cubedrants. nailed it #x being tied up-holding gun #y being man-woman #z being masculine-feminine #i can see it so clearly #did you know i technically failed calculus but on paper i passed due to the curve #i don’t think this has anything to do with calculus. unless it does #i wouldn’t know. seeing as how i never learned calculus #but no this is like geometry #which was the first C i ever got…..#i think i’m capable of doing math but i just did not learn #was busy writing romantic maximum ride fanfiction probably #was busy drawing an eye

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lesbian-space-fish · 4 months

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Ohhh my gosh

#i finished her ears!!!#and of course once i did the mask didn’t want to stay on right but i think i got it now #i have this neat red metallic paint i used once for asuka evangelion cosplay hairclips that i think will look nice #that’ll take a couple days cuz i know ill have to do a few coats and then prob some mod podge on top to seal #im scared to paint her face ive been putting it off lol #and im still considering what to do re her claws #ik the glue gun method for barbie nails but honestly im not a fan of it #was thinking maybe cut some little claws iut of the plastic from the front of the barbie box? then paint curl and super glue on?#idk ive never tried it ill have to test it #my art #catra #doll #custom doll

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pockykierra · 2 months

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top 10 texts from my little sister that instantly make me nervous LMAO

#pkpersonal #personal #listen I love my mom but she loves just going at problems with any tools she has #so I am a NERVOUS NELLY thinkin about what on earth she got a nail gun for

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skyy-valley · 1 year

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Edgeworth with sunset over water?

I made this so much more dramatic than it needed to be, ID in alt text !

#ace attorney #miles edgeworth #id included #id in alt text #blood #mild blood #gun #art valley #ask game #he’s got blood under his nails and i just

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crehador · 11 months

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the marginal service ✧ episode 7 ✧ rubber slut suit

#crab watches #the marginal service #i am NOT sorry for misreading his name when i first saw it #he may be called rubber suit but the vibe he gives off is absolutely rubber s***#MFER (AN ALIEN) GOT SHOT WITH A SPECIAL ANTI-ALIEN NAIL GUN #CAUGHT IT IN HIS MOUTH #LEWDLY SPAT IT BACK OUT #AND STARTED PLAYING HIS GUITAR WITH IT #he's going to cause sooooo many problems on purpose lmao i look forward to it

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dykemd · 11 months

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also I saw a cheesy ‘day in the life’ tiktok but it was a day in a life of a stay at home masc and it made me think of you not because you would stay home but because you said you like taking care of stuff - 🩵

that could be me frrr if i didnt know already id get very bored 😔 the only way id do it is if i could get the kids into my projects like my wife would come home one day n id be building a deck w our 5 yo 👨‍👦

#no u cant use a nail gun thats dangerous ure a child 😤 now go get the personalized hammer i got u 😌

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two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat · 5 months

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Hdjsnshzjsjka

My grammy just called me and was like

"Are you SURE there isn't anything you want for Christmas besides a PRINTER???"

Shes so done with me and my mom lol

#my mom asked for a nail gun #and a new vacuum sealer although thats *technically* for my dad but he would rather just not celebrate Christmas #i went ahead and asked for a rock tumbler #she ALSO got me a decorative knife at the craft fair tho #which is why i hadnt asked for the rock tumbler until now #cuz that knife was 60 dollars #its very pretty tho 🥺#its opalescent glass with a.....i think wood handle but they also had ones with deer antler handles #and i cant remember which one i picked #WE'RE PRACTICAL PEOPLE GRAMMY #WE ASK FOR PRACTICAL THINGS #like idk man if i want like a book or movies or games or some shit and have the money for it i just buy it #like im not gonna wait for a specific day for it #i impulse buy things i just WANT #im less likely to impulse buy things i actually need #i need a printer (mostly a scanner but getting an all in one printer makes a lot more sense than just buying a scanner)#so i can digitize my art #cuz im far more comfortable doing physical art and then touching it up on my computer than i am doing straight digital art #also i wanna get into fan binding and stuff #cuz if i have to go to another location to print or scan things im just not gonna do it #its too many extra steps #also i miss having a printer #a rock tumbler would also be appreciated tho #ive wanted one since i was a little kid #so has my mom #AND I HAVE SO MANY ROCKS I WOULD LIKE TO POLISH #also i wanna see what happens if you tumble driveway gravel #one of my baby cousins gifted me some while i was drunk at a family bonfire and i almost cried #i need to test its mohs hardness tho #it probably wont get shiny

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stargarland · 11 months

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had a rlly horrid race today honestly feeling so not great after that one whew

#to be fair #the only thing that came between the person next to me at the start line and false starting was her elbow nailing me in the face #like my nose started to bleed instantly right as gun started the race and im looking at the official like can i take care of this #and he was like u can stratch (disqualify) or get running #and i’ve never scratched ever and was just kinda like well it’s only 3 ish miles i can do it and went #turns out it is very hard to u know run and breathe and all that while ur nose is bleeding #and i mean that was all over me it had to have bleed THE entire time and then i’m feeling sick bc im accidentally swallowing it yuck #anyways was slow as fuck literally got 5th which is …#what bothers me is times that the ppl who placed ran i could have done that’s what’s irking me but whatever

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madame-fear · 2 years

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the neighbours from other buildings are watching me through the window have a full blast to the whole Downward Spiral album and they look something like this: ಠ_ಠ

i regret nothing guys, i love this album so so muchhh

#CLOSER AND MR SELF DESTRUCT ARE MY FAVES #I CANT PICK ONE OF THOSE TWO HONESTLY #NIN #Nine Inch Nails #Downward spiral #The downward spiral #90s music #PIGGY AND HERESY AND RUINER ARE PRETTY GOOD AS WELL #nobody in my family knows i still listen to NIN cause i got badly scolded once because of it lol #BIG MAN WITH A GUN TOO

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fizzyxcustard · 10 months

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The worst thing that could have happened is my bank giving me a credit card and my dad having an Amazon Prime account. Whoops!

#I’m constantly ordering shit #today I ordered a book and nail varnishes and a pulse muscle gun #I’ve got to stop ordering stuff

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shopcat · 11 months

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being charged with mischief is so funny he's a mischevious scamp! what was the mischief charge even for

😭 i was trying to figure out what carrying around a baseball bat shot through with industrial nails in public would land you with and that's the best i got ❤️ he is a silly little guy he needs to do more crimes

#asks #u can be charged for a mischief demeanour for just having a weapon in public it happens to those kids who carry around katanas all the time #i bumped it to criminal mischief bc it's so clearly not a normal baseball bat for smashing skulls even . It's got nails. for killing #he needs to kill someone with the bat.#also all the diff assault charges for all the different THINGS... hitting that guy with the phone is technically just battery i think #but it's not like he was being cute and coy it was with intent to hurt him ☝️#jonathan is also just basic assault . billy was self defense so i never count it even if it could be assault as well #and the manslaughter is billy in the car and the guard again . he loves to kill #sts #also criminal charges are usually pedantic and evil and they try and land you with as much as possible #like having a bong means you've got a device intended for drug use + theyll charge you if there's seeds #seperate two charges for grass and stems vs proper bud #just from my expy at least... and maybe australian police are extra cunts who knows #and having a fun means the gun charge + bullets are counted as explosives and then the placement determines another charge #so if it's in ur car that can be intent . if it's shoved in a closet that's lesser. if it's ON you. etc etc #and then the reason u HAVE it so it can be having a weapon with intent to harm then like. protection or something #but it's illegal to have any gun at all here so just owning it is enough #the reason the person who i knew had it was bc he SAID he took it off a suicidal friend bc he was worried #that's not true though lol. he's just a cunt. but yeah #anyway. what was i saying

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mechahero · 1 year

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//lambda should be allowed to have three weapons that are not apart of his body and that would be

baseball bat

chainsaw

nail gun

#//allowed i say like I haven’t been writing him using these things in offline stories for years now #//idk how he ended up with them it was like yeah that’d be cool and then giving themto him #//he can use them as a treat #//oh right! quick fun fact about the nail gun!#//it’s based on the nail gun from one of the final destination movies #//have never seen it but I’ve read about it especially the nail gun kill scene and outside of that it seemed cool #//so yeah he’s got a modded nail gun! how he got it in universe idk!#//its usually used as a warning shot/deterrent type thing #//or nailing (lol) someone in the side or limbs with it. non lethally of course because lambda has standards #backup log {ooc}

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