#and i mean STRONG S T R O N G feelings

[praisethesuuun]

Can I request nsfw alphabet for hades or maybe poseidon?, Thankyou^• •^

there you go sweetheart♡ I'm sorry if there are some mistakes! hope you like it

HADES: NSFW ALPHABET

A: aftercare <what they're like after sex>

Listen here, guys. We all know he's one of the best at this. You need something? No problem, your every wish is an order, you're his empress after all.

B: body part <their favourite body part on them and you>

Hades loves his chest. After sex you always fall asleep on him, listening to his heart while Hades holds you in his arms. His favourite body part of yours are your thighs. They are so soft! How can he not squish them while he fucks you?

C: cum <anything to do with it, really>

Hades likes to cum inside. Breeding you has always been a dream of his, the mere thought of having little you and him around... literally MELTS his heart.

D: dirty secret <a dirty secret of theirs>

He'd like to give you a deepthroat: his empress must be strong, so you can totally take it, right?

E: experience <how experienced are they>

Hades doesn't leave Hellheim very often, for this reason he's not much experienced. But don't worry, he doesn't need that to make you a total mess during sex.

F: favourite position <self-explanatory>

Missionary all the way. It makes him feel powerful over your small figure, plus he can admire your body more. Hades thinks it's the most romantic position and he loves when you moan in his ears.

G: goofy <would they use humor in the moment?>

He's serious and doesn't crack any jokes. Hades takes sex very seriously, you'll only see him smile when he takes care of you after.

H: hair <how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the courtains?>

Ladies and gentlemen, they match. He's pretty clean and shaved, too.

I: intimacy <are they romantic in the moment or they do not care?>

With him, it's either kinky as hell or passionate as fuck. He leaves the decision to you tho.

J: jack off <...self-explanatory part 2>

He doesn't. Not at all.

K: kinks <their kinks>

A massive daddy kink.

Be ready to call him "daddy" all night long, he will thrust in you harder if you don't. Plus, he loves to hear you beg.

BREEDING KINK.

L: location <where they usually do the do>

Hades likes to keep your sex life in the bedroom; but, hey, you can easily fuck in all the palace's room.

M: motivation <what turns them on>

When you act all motherly and kind. He fantasize every now and then about you two having babies, so seeing you act like that really turns him on.

N: no <things they refuse to do>

Pushing you over your limits. Please, tell him if you can't take it anymore. He would freak out in case you pass out in his arms.

O: oral <do they like giving or receiving?>

Hades doesn't have any preference, the choice is up to you.

P: pace <are they slow and sensual or fast and rough>

Damn, girl! He likes it rough! Fucking you dumb is amazing, especially when he fills you up and you do all those pretty faces.

Q: quickie <would they fuck you for five minutes or wait until you wait home?>

I feel like he wouldn't like them much, he prefers proper sex.

R: risk <...DUH>

He's the type to not take them, and don't ask him to be the bottom...again.

S: stamina <how long can they last?>

It's usually three or two since they aren't really "rounds", but more like sessions. This means he can go for about 40 minutes...maybe more-

T: toys <do they own any? do they use them?>

Hades has no toys, but he likes using some of them on you. His favourite thing to do is insert a buttplug in your ass everytime he cums inside it.

U: unfair <how much they like to tease>

He likes to tease you so much! Beg for him, please, and be as loud as possible: everyone in the palace must know to NOT enter your room.

V: volume <are they asking for a noise complaint, or are they quiet?>

He is pretty quite actually. Only grunts leave his mouth, even if, sometimes, there are some exceptions (but don't tell him I told you).

W: wild card <a random headcanon☆>

He was so damn afraid to not fit in you, the fear of hurting you was unbearable, but he's happy that it turned out well in the end. You're his strong empress after all, what could he expect?

X: x-ray <what to they look like under there?>

I'll give him 8 inches and the tip is #f5c1a6. Good luck! Slightly curved to the left.

Y: yearning <are they in the mood to fuck or are they tame?>

Not that horny, but the more you guys fuck the more he yearns it.

Z: zzz <how quickly they fall asleep afterwards>

Hades doesn't fall asleep, he prefers to keep you close hearing the soft sounds that escape your mouth while you hug him in your sleep.

[moraxsthrone]

OK I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY AND PROUD OF YOURSELF BC YOU SINGLE-HANDEDLY GAVE ME ITTO BRAINROT HOW?? WHY?? W H A T???? DFCVHBNJNKMLAG

Indulge me with this little thirst

Imagine you're wearing the cutest lacy frilly lingerie set (bonus if it matches his colors black/purple/red) that just accentuates all the right curves and spots, crisscross stripes over your skin aND WHEN HE SEES YOU HE JUST GOES 👀!!!!!!! jaw hits the floor blushing drooling and repeating "babe" your name and freaking out, brain stops working just pulls you up on his big strong arms and sits you on his lap (and BOI his not-so-little friend downstairs is already excited huh)

and you just go :3c all coy and cute and delicate leaning in pressing your chest against his, scooting closer "Itto baby you gotta be careful unwrapping your present, it would be a shame to tear up something so pretty... right?" finger drawing circles on his skin making him SHIVER

AND IMAGINE HIM JUST S T R U G G L I N G TO KEEP IT TOGETHER and be delicate untying the lacy strings like NAH MAN he's got BIG HANDS NOT MADE FOR THIS TASK LMAO

plus you're making it REAL hard kissing and chuckling at his neck and rolling your hips against his crotch slow and sensual

by the time those panties come off they're soaked through with a mix of his pre and your slick asxdcvghjbnjkl

*HSAKING BITING MY PILLOW HORNY GRIP*

MA'AM I WROTE AN ENTIRE FIC WHAT HAVE YOU D O N E i think.... i think you gave me a size kink........ BUT GODS YOUR WRITING IS SO!!!!! *rabid horny crys noises*

i’ll have you know i am quite pleased with myself for making you (and anyone else who will listen) foam at the mouth for arataki mf itto.

‧₊˚ pairing — arataki itto x f!reader

‧₊˚ wc — 1.3k

‧₊˚ cw — nsfw. mdni. fem!reader. praise. oral (m. & f. rcv'ing). implied squirting.

‧₊˚ a/n — okay, so crys sent me this WEEKS AGO and every time i sat down and tried to answer, the words just wouldn't come out right? BUT THEN i realized itto's bday was only a few weeks away (at the time) and since she describes you as being his "present" IT HIT ME LIKE A TON OF BRICKS...THIS WOULD MAKE THE PERFECT BIRTHDAY IDEA FOR OUR ONE AND ONI KING ARATAKI ITTO!!

poor itto’s just sitting there, looking down between his claws and the cute frilly bra you have on, his big oni head full, debating with himself over whether he should try to be delicate and slowly work the lacy underthings off of you, or throw caution to the wind and get the things off of you as quickly as he can by Any Means Necessary™️. as ravishing as you look in that dainty lingerie, he decides it's worth sacrificing in the name of getting his mouth on your tits as quickly as possible. his hands are trembling a little and his cock is throbbing underneath your thigh when his pretty crimson eyes meet yours, full of unspoken apologies.

but then he gets another idea. a better idea.

what if he can do everything he wants with you without taking the lingerie off at all????

itto grabs two handfuls of your ass, squeezing your plush flesh between his big fingers as he guides your hips, rocking them back and forth to feel the heat of your cunt dragging along his clothed length. he’s so hard and big you can feel the ridge of his cockhead through the thin material of your panties, which are getting wetter with your slick by the second.

you huff a breathy laugh against his neck, shuddering a little when your clit catches on the front seam of his pants. you’re moving on your own when he captures your chin between his thumb and index finger, guiding your face away from his neck so he can press his lips to yours. his kiss is needy and passionate, a quiet groan escaping his throat when you push your tongue into his mouth. oh, he likes that very much, especially when you lick at his fangs with a playful moan.

he cups one of your tits in his hand and gives it a gentle squeeze, making you whine a little in his mouth. he can feel your hard nipple through the lacy material and pushes the cup of the bra down to let your tit spill out into his hand. he temporarily abandons your fervent kiss to trace the tip of his tongue around your pebbled bud before closing his lips around it to suckle, his tongue still swirling. You push your fingers into his hair, holding onto his horns as your head falls back in pleasure. 

he picks you up and puts you on your back before getting on his knees and pushing your open legs back, spreading them wide so he can see the dark wet spot that has formed in the fabric that's covering your juicy cunt. he can smell you and it’s making his cock drool inside his pants. he kisses your folds through the flimsy cloth, the tip of his nose nudging your hard clit as he goes. soft presses of his lips turn into open-mouthed kisses just before he teases your sweet little pearl. he flattens his tongue against your cunt, making you moan at the feeling of his hot, wet muscle as it makes pinpoints of contact with your skin through the lacy panties.

“mmm baby, your pussy tastes so good…fuck,” itto mutters, his voice heavy with lust.

hooking his finger inside the crotch of your panties, itto moves the lace over to one side, exposing your pink, glistening slit. the sight of your beautiful pussy has him licking his lips...then slowly licking yours. you flinch beneath him, heels digging into his hard shoulders when he flicks and rolls your tiny hard-on around with the tip of his tongue before wrapping his lips around it and sucking it in. your oni may not be the smartest guy, but he knows how to eat pussy like no other. he pulls off long enough to stick his middle finger in his mouth and get it wet before carefully pushing it in your hole, watching your face with a mischievous grin as your back arches for him when you feel the slight stretch of his thick digit. he slowly fucks you with his finger before adding another.

and you certainly don't have to take anything off to be able to swallow his thick cock. he thinks it’s so sweet when you choke on it bc it shows how much you wanna please him and make him feel good. so he brushes his thumb over your hollowed cheek and there’s so much adoration in his fiery eyes when he groans and tells you how good you are to him. you treat him like a king and he dotes on you bc you’re his queen. 

and when he's ready to fuck you, he just rolls you onto your belly and pushes those purple little panties to the side. the thong is hooked around his thumb as he holds onto your hips and pushes his leaking cockhead inside you. little by little, inch by inch, he fills you with his thick oni cock and starts hitting it from the back. your whimpers and gasps of his name spur him on, driving his big dick in and out of your juicy cunt. he watches the way your tight little hole stretches open around his wide shaft, his fang leaving an indentation where he bites his lower lip to keep from cumming too fast. “nhnnn…fuck yeah, baby! takin’ my cock so well…” he praises you as the front of his muscular thighs clap against the back of yours.

a few more thrusts and he pulls out, making you whine. but before you can protest, he’s got you on your back and his huge hands around your ankles, pulling them against the hard plane of his chest. itto’s bedroom eyes are burning into yours when the tip of his tongue swipes across his lower lip as he guides his fat tip back to your hole. he pushes inside you again, his open-mouthed groan harmonizing with your pretty sigh as your wet heat stretches around him, tight and welcoming like he’s right where he’s supposed to be. leaning forward, he puts you in a press and starts fucking you again, but this time it’s slow and deep. irises of molten rock peer into your watering eyes as he tells you how beautiful you are, how good you are to him, how much he appreciates you and the way you’ve given him the best birthday present of all:

you. you, and your love.

your legs are hanging helplessly over his beefy, marked arms. the red straps of your bra have long fallen off your shoulders, your tits spilling out of the flimsy cups and bouncing with every hard thrust of itto’s strong hips. his long, white hair has fallen over his shoulders to tickle your skin, and your eyes soften.

“mmm, happy birthday, my king…” you sigh.

he leans in closer, pressing your knees to your chest, his hips still snapping into yours as he cups your jaw in his big hand. “i love you, my queen…love you so fuckin’ much,” he breathes, then kisses you hard. your tongues swirl and his hips begin to stutter. “fuck, m'so close. cum...cum with me, baby…” 

with the way his thick, bulbous cockhead has been tugging at your sweet spot for the past few minutes, you don't need to be told twice. you place your hands on either side of his face and nod, panting. he buries himself deep and grinds into you, his coarse thatch of white pubic hair rubbing your clit as his heavy balls draw up tighter and tighter against your taint.

“oh gods…” he sighs, “...fuck…”

“cum for me, itto,” you gasp, beckoning him as your own orgasm takes hold and he feels you gush all around him, soaking his lower abs and crying his name.

he plants his lips against one of your palms and squeezes his eyes shut, grunting, “cumming…i- nngghhaa fuck!” his hips twitch and jerk into you as the first jet of his hot semen erupts inside you. his oni ancestry ensures that he cums in massive loads, filling you to the brim and spilling out of you before he’s even done emptying himself inside your womb.

‧₊˚ itto m.list || happy bday you big sexy oni *kisses his horns, one at a time*

[bigolclownman11037]

Acht/Dedf1sh X GN!Reader Fluff Alphabet

Pretty green octopus :D

A - Affection(How Do They Show Affection/Love Language?)

They show their love through quality time and words of affirmations. They love being near you. You both could be doing completely different things in the same room and they would be content. They also love complimenting you and telling you how much you mean to them. They prefer to be shown affection through words of affirmations and acts of service. They love hearing you praise them. They also like when you do things for them, making breakfast, doing their laundry, running a bath for them after a long day. little things like that just make them melt.

B - Beautiful(What Do They Find The Most Beautiful About Their S/O?)

They would admire your intelligence and your strength if your physically strong.

C - Comfort(How Do They Comfort Their S/O?)

Their not that good at comforting with words but they can listen and give advice.

D - Domestic(Do They Like Housework And Being At Home?)

Their fine doing housework. its not something they particularly like or dislike.

E - End(How They End Things With Their S/O?)

They would be quick to end things if they realized it wasnt working out or someone was losing feelings. They would be pretty upset to end things but ultimately know its for the best.

F - Family(Do They Wanna Start A Family With Their S/O?)

They arent big on kids. If you wanted to raise a child with them then they wouldnt mind(and they would also be a pretty good parent) but they would prefer a pet or something easier to take care of.

G - Goofy(How Serious Are They In A Relationship?)

Their pretty chill and laidback with their partner and just in general. They can be serious at times but thats rare.

H - Healthy(How Healthy Is A Relationship With Them?)

Very healthy. Its rare you even have arguments with them. and when you do its small and resolved quickly.

I - Insecurites(What Are They Insecure About In A Relationship?)

I dont think they would have any big insecurites. Like i said, the relationship is really healthy.

J - Jealousy(Do They Get Jealous Easily?)

Not really. They wont get jealous of friends unless its clear that the friend likes you. They also might get upset if someone flirts with you but they know you would never reciprocate.

K - Kisses(Their First Kiss, How They Kiss, How Much They Kiss Their S/O, Anything Kiss Related.)

They love kisses. They adore kissing you everywhere but their favorite place is your forehead. Your first kiss was right after you both confirmed you were dating. They simply couldnt wait any longer to kiss you. Their kisses are soft but passionate. They dont ever wanna stop kissing you!

L - Love(Who Says I Love You First?)

Them. Acht is a very blunt person. If their falling in love with you, they will be quick to say it.

M - Melt(What Does Their S/O Do That Makes Them Melt?)

Being told you love them. They loveee being told how much you love them.

N - Nicknames(Their Nicknames For Their S/O?)

Usually just says your name. They only use pet names when they feel affectionate.

O - Obstacles(How To They React To Obstacles In Your Relationship?)

Their good at handling problems. They will try their best to work through it with you.

P - PDA(Are They Public About Your Love?)

They make it clear your dating, but dont like showing that much affection in public.

Q - Quality Time(How Much Time Do They Spend With Their S/O?)

Like i said, quality time is their main love language. They adore you and want to spend all their freetime with you.

R - Ring(Do They Want To Put A Ring On It?)

After a couple years, maybe. Its not really something they think about until you both talk about it. They wont hesitate to propose if they know you wanna get married.

S - Soft(How Soft And Sweet Are They?)

Their pretty sweet to their partner. They give lots of love.

T - Trust(How Important Is Trust In Your Relationship. How Much Trust Is There?)

They need to trust you a lot to even wanna be your friend. They trust you with everything and that trust is mutual.

U - Upset(What Upsets Them In A Relationship?)

Dishonesty. They want you to know you can tell them anything. Lying to them makes them feel like you dont trust them anymore.

V - Valentine(What Do They Do For Their S/O On Valentines Day?)

They dont do much. They'll get you some gifts and chocolates but not much else. They see valentines day as a pointless holiday tbh.

W - Words(Are They Good At Expressing Themselves Through Words?)

Kinda. Their good at giving compliments and advice but not good at expressing emotions.

X - Xoxo(How Romantic Are They?)

Not the most romantic but they can be sometimes. If you like romantic gestures, they will try and do more for you.

Y - Yawn(How Do They Get When Their Sleepy?)

They get more affectionate than usual. They kiss you a lot normally but now its doubled.

Z - Zwhat The Fuck(I Literally Dont Know Any Words That Start With Z???)

Their favorite fruit is oranges.

P

[blackfangedreaper]

INSTIGATION

Prompt: "You want me to take off my shirt?"

Pairings: Luffy x black!fem!Reader

Warnings: Sexual content; dry humping. Cursing, grammatical errors. Mdni

"Arghh! Can you go slower?!" Luffy whined, complaining at your fast pace. "But I'm going as slow as i can!" You whimpered, jutting your lower lip out. "Ok I'll start over ok? Make sure to listen and follow the movement of my fingers."

You've been trying to tutor luffy for an upcoming test in biology. Your area of concentration? The abdominal muscles, you couldn't even go halfway before luffy either complains about you going too fast or he that doesn't understand.

You were suprised when luffy begged you to help him study for his upcoming test. You were more than excited to help your crush out with his test but you seemed to forget that any and all subjects weren't his strong suit.

Biology textbooks and notes were opened to the required page, sticky notes littered in the corners of some of the pages, important texts and doodles present in them from being bored in class. You sat in front of luffy on your knees while luffy had his legs crisscrossed leaning backwards on his arms as support.

His chest bare; yes luffy was shirtless. Turns out he was a visual learner, while it was a little distracting you were not complaining. Not every girl got to see they're crush shirtless and also got to touch them. Luffy shuddered everytime you lightly grazed his skin especially his scar, You never knew he had a scar and trust me, it made him look more alluring than he was but it was super sensitive so you tried not to touch it too much.

The sight of him half naked set alarms off in your head, you couldn't help but leave lingering touches and every time you brushed his scar he would let out a little groan that sent shivers down your spine and into your cunt. You wanted to touch him so bad, too bad you can't your only here as a tutor and nothing else.

"This is the pectoralis major." You said brushing your fingers on his upper chest, going lower just right above his nipple. "Your pectoralis minor... Get it?" You asked. He nodded repeating after you. "Pectoralis major and minor got it!" You smiled at his pout.

You trailed your hands down to his sides, just right beside his chest. You felt luffy shiver, not knowing if it was from your grazes or the air con in his room. "The serratus." Then you moved to his firm abs, face heating when you felt them flex underneath your fingers. "T-The tendinous inscriptions." You moved lower feeling him stiffened at how low you went. "The r-rectus abdominis." You released him and heard him sigh, looking up with a smile you asked if he got all that. "Uh huh! It was pretty easy!"

"Then you can name the places i touched, right?" You rose your eyebrow. "S-Sure! Pssh! of course i can!" He said averting his eyes, his lips pursing unconsciously. He's definitely lying and you knew cause he couldn't lie for shit. You sighed. "Luffy..." Rubbing your forehead in exhaustion. "It's not that hard."

"Huh?! It's not that hard? Why don't you take off your shirt, sit still then watch as i touch you like you did me and we'll see how it's not that hard!" He voiced out scowling at you not registering the words he said. "Y-You want me to take off my s-sh-shirt?" And you as the dumb but horny fuck you were you only heard those particular words.

"O-Oh shit! I'm sorry i didn't mean it!" The colour draining from his face as he finally recollected his words. He waved his hands frantically but you held his hands bringing them down before assuring it was ok. "N-No, it's only fair." He was stunned, it's only fair?

You dropped his hands, before unbuttoning your school shirt and dropping it by the side. You tied your braids up with the scrunchy you had on your wrist before unhooking the front buckle of your bra, letting it slide off your shoulders and resting your hands on your lap. "If it'll help you understand better, G-Go ahead."

You heard shuffling then felt him hovering over you, hearing his nervous breathing as he sat on his knees infront of you. You felt he was hesitant so you sat on your bum making an 'M' with your legs, you then folded your arms behind your back. This position pushed out your breasts and it bounced sort of giving him the green light.

While in his perspective, they looked so enticing, your slightly light coloured nipples contrasting your brown skin but that's what made them all the more beautiful. He reached out his hands palming them softly before jerking away when you whimpered, covering them a little. "I-I'm sorry! d-did it hurt?"

"No! Y-Your hands are just c-cold." You said longing once more for his touch. "Oh s-sorry." He apologised rubbing his hands against his school shorts to warm them up a bit. "I'll be more careful" He said shuffling closer to remove your arms before reaching for your soft mounds again.

He cupped them and you shuddered holding back a moan. So this is how he must have felt. "Your pectoralis major?" He said looking at you for confirmation. "Y-Yes..." You replied breathless, gosh you couldn't concentrate. His hands felt so warm.

His words kept drifting in and out of your ears not really stopping to process them only focusing on the way luffy trailed his fingers up your sides and down your stomach. His hands holding your waist snapped you out of your flustered daze.

"Hey? Are you alright? Your breathing pretty heavily." His hands tighten around your waist, he was looking down at your panting form. "I-I'm alright! Why w-wouldn't i be?!" You chuckled nervously, but moaned when one of his hands came up to give your breast a squeeze. "If your uncomfortable i could stop." That snapped you out of your daze. "No! G-Go on please."

"Shishishi, ok!" He beamed squeezing your nipples between his index and middle finger lifting it up before releasing. Watching your mouth part to let out a soft moan. You bit your lip before looking up at luffy through your lashes. "Feel good?" He laughed when he received a nod from you. The educational intention of this scene completely forgotten.

"Use your words y/n." He murmured, focusing on rolling then squeezing your nipple between his fingers. "Yes! It feels good!" Your eyes watered at the harsh treatment, panting slightly you rose on your knees, coming slightly face to face with luffy before you kissed him. "Mmph!"

You moaned into the kiss, you've been waiting for this moment ever since he first smiled at you in the dance studio. You dug your fingers into his black shaggy hair pouring your passion into the kiss. Conveying how you felt about him through this was the only way you felt he would understand, that you wanted him, that you wanted to be his. When you parted from him you cupped his face. "Accept my feelings, luffy."

His silence only brought anxious feelings and embarrassment. Maybe it was too soon but your thoughts were evicted when his lips smashed against yours once again. He bit your lower lip and when you whimpered at the pain he held your neck tilting you the opposite direction as him and sticking his tongue into your mouth to battle your tongue. "Mmh!"

Your lips smacked against each other as you continued to make out. Luffy hands snuck under your flimsy school skirt to paw at your butt, smacking you anytime you tried to fight back against his tongue. "Hmph!"

He broke the kiss to sit on his bum, dragging you forward to stand on your knees, his legs between your parted thighs as he raised your skirt to see your beige panties. It laid snuggly against your waist, the colour matching your skin and it looked so good on you. "Pretty." He muttered bringing you forward by your ass; making you stumble forward, to kiss the hem of your panties.

"Oh! Luffy!" He sat you down directly on his growing tent. Your sobs rang around the room as he took your nipples into his mouth, you arched your back grabbing his ebony locks to push his head closer when he hummed against you. Marking the soft flesh of your breasts with his teeth. You ran your free hand down his chest to rub at the tent in his shorts.

"F-Fuck." He said breathless after releasing your nipple with a 'pop' leaving the nipple and the area around it a deep red, the hickies showing clearly on your bronze skin. Luffy looked down, watching as you grinded you palm against his growing cock. He could feel his boxers get moist as he bucked up against your palm.

"W-Wait." Luffy said abruptly stopping you from continuing before he palmed your ass moving your aching clit right on top his pulsing cock. He lifted your skirt up slightly clearing the way for him to grind into you. He slowly began to move you forwards and backwards slowly, the much needed friction your bodies created caused you both to erupt in moans. "Oh gosh!"

"Nngh!" Luffy buried his head between your tits as his hands did all the work. Slowing grinding you against him. Your clit rubbed against his dick over your panties, he felt so huge you wondered if he could fit in. "Luffy! Faster." You begged.

"No." He whispered, denying you. You whimpered in frustration at his slow pace before trying to increase your pace but a harsh slap sounded around the room. "Ah!" "You really don't like listening do you?" He grumbled, moving you slower than before to torture you. You sobbed when he grinded you harder on his shaft.

You wrapped your arms around his neck moving in sync with his hands giving up on increasing the pace, you didn't want to make him angry or he'll move slower than before. You sighed out 'fuck' when he started trailing kisses up your collar bone and down the valley of your breasts sucking on the underside of them before moving trace round your nipple with his tongue. The taste of your sweat heavy on his tongue as he continued his assault, spreading your ass cheeks then kneading them back together. "Hmm- baby..."

You didn't catch the word that fell out of your mouth if not you would have been embarrassed but not luffy, he wasn't spared at all, his ears taking a red tint and his face heating up at the pet name. He increased his pace bringing you both closer to your highs. That's right, i'm baby.

Whimpers and light moans escaped your mouths. The cold air caressing your skins contrasting against the heat you both felt at that moment. "Yeah! I'm close." You wailed careful not to be too loud, his family members were all present after all. "Me too."

You pulled luffy's head from between your bruised chest to smash your lips against his, moaning into the kiss as you both came. "Ugh! Luffy!" You whimpered breaking the kiss to fall limp on his body as he grunted out your name, wetting his boxers as his hips kept bucking into you for a while at his orgasm before stopping completely to catch his breath.

He held you tighter, standing up with your legs around his waist. He walked to his bathroom and sat you on his toilet before stepping out. You heard shuffling before he walked in again with a red tank top and blue shorts in his hands. "Here, you can wash up, I'll wash your clothes for you." He beamed then left.

"Luffy's clothes..." Your face heated up as you brought up the clean clothes to your nose, sighing as his scent rushed into your nose. You giggled not wasting time as you took off your skirt and soaked panties, dropping it out the door before taking you bath in his pristine bathroom.

His citrus bath wash wafted off your body as you stepped out the bathroom in his clothes. You didn't notice how late it was in the bathroom, you could see the purple tinted skies from his window. His room was dark the only light visible was the moon and the one escaping from under his bathroom door which didn't help very much. "Luffy?"

"Right here..." He whispered, his voice coming from the corner of his room where his bed was. You walked closer careful not to bump into the table and abandoned books on the floor. You saw him laying on his bed his hands behind his head as he stared at the ceiling before he turned to you, gesturing to you to come join him. "Hi!"

You smiled at him before whispering a shy 'hello'. You laid beside him, yelping when he pulled you closer by the waist. "I don't think you'll be going home tonight." True you couldn't actually go home tonight it was really late and you didn't feel comfortable travelling at night. "Yeah..."

Silence filled the room before luffy spoke up. "Go out with me." Your eyes widened, surely he wasn't joking right, no luffy wouldn't joke about something like that. "You told me to accept your feelings right?" He said facing the ceiling before turning to beam at you. "So you'll accept mine right?"

Your heart skipped a beat and while overwhelmed you pulled him into a kiss before breaking it and laughing happily. "Yeah! I'll accept yours."

"Yosh! Then it's settled! You're mine now!" He wrapped his arms around you nuzzling his nose against yours. "And you're mine."

One piece- disco ball

20 minutes earlier...

"What the- how do they work this thing?" Ace walked into the laundry room to see his younger brother struggling with the washing machine. "Uhh... What are you doing? You normally don't wash your clothes yourself, unless- you lucky son of bitch!" Ace's eyes widened taking note of a girl's school uniform and beige panties peeking out. "Oh ho! Whose is it?!"

"Hey don't look you pervert!" Luffy yelled catching his brother's eyes stare at your underwear. "It's y/n's isn't it! Haha! Suck on that marco!" Ace laughed, pumping his fist. He helped luffy with the machine before running out to get his hard earned money from marco. "Take care of her anchor!"

"What do you take me for and don't call me that!" He yelled at the departing ace before turning to look at the working but empty washing machine. His jaw dropped looking down to see your clothes still in his arms. "Shit! I forgot to put it in! Well guess she's not going home tonight!" He laughed, gums peeking out as he rubbed under his nose.

[h-harleybaby]

Wrestler Cartman x reader

Literally writing this for someone specific because they’re like, my biggest fan at this point and I love them <333

I wrote this with that fem!wrestling manager reader in mind but it can be interpreted as gn reader. I don’t think I need to say this but all this is clearly aged up

NSFW CONTENT

• We know wrestlers are pretty strong, right? Yeah well Cartman’s a heavy weight so he’s not just a lil strong- HE’S S T R O N G

• He loves manhandling you, like a lot more than regular Cartman. It’s just so easy and FUCK THATS HOT

• A full Nelson is illegal in wrestling but like, he definitely puts you in the full Nelson position while y’all fuck 🤭

• Ngl I feel like that’s his favorite position and he gets a laugh out of it because he can’t do it during wrestling. Plus he just KNOWS you look so fucked out

• Bonus points if he does all of it in front of a mirror and whispers the filthiest fucking things in your ear while he makes you watch him fuck you

• Y’all know how I said Cartman gets super agitated and angry at tournaments? He hates losing a match but LOVES pulling you away after he lost and fucking you stupid because he’s so mad about losing

• Quickies are pretty often for y’all, after all he has a minimum of about 45 minutes until he has to wrestle again and sometimes he doesn’t want anything besides you

• Sometimes y’all don’t even have time to fuck because ya know, there’s other wrestlers you have to tend to so he goes for the next best thing. Face fucking ✨

• Not a blowjob, face fucking. He’s so rough with it sometimes that it’s not a blowjob anymore and it’s straight up face fucking

• Cartman gets sooooo frustrated if y’all start making out all angry after he loses a match and then you’re pulling away for another wrestlers match

• Also I feel like I have to mention, usually all this happens in the guys locker room and y’all have to be EXTREMELY careful because there’s wrestlers coming in and out all the time

• Ofc y’all don’t ALWAYS fuck at tournaments, sometimes it gets too busy or there’s not enough privacy or ya know, he’s too distracted. That doesn’t mean y’all don’t fuck though

• Can guarantee that tournament days are usually days when y’all fuck

• Anyways, tournaments usually end SUPER SUPER late, even the ones that are split between 2 days. So sleepy sex is another thing that happens between you two often

• Usually sleepy sex is more sweet and gentle rather than at tournaments where he’s really rough so that’s really nice

• Hehehe giggling over how Cartman would definitely wear a few of the wrestling medals he’s earned over the season while he fucks you

• He’s a winner and he likes to remind you that he is, and likes to remind you of just HOW he won those medals

• I feel like he wrestles you but it’s more of a play wrestle than anything. It usually ends up in him pinning you down and having his way with you (ofc consensually) though

• Because of that ^^ over time he started getting a boner while wrestling because he was reminded of you literally ALL THE TIME while doing it

• It’s definitely super funny to Cartman though because it always scares his opponents and catches them off guard so he can win. I mean, win by any means necessary right?

Ignore spelling mistakes this was just a super quick thing I threw together to feed y’all

[drconstellation]

Chiastic Structure of S2

The post preceding this is Chiastic Structure of S1.

S1 was neat, tidy and simple compared to S2.

S2 was...difficult. I have a feeling this is because of the missing minisodes. There felt like there were "holes" in places, where there was a strong scene with no corresponding pair, and yet in others there were single lines matching up.

You will also notice its quite...skewed? The hinging midpoint is right at the end of Ep4, which means the last two episodes mirror the preceding the four! So there are gaps. For example, the conversation in the pub in Ep2 doesn't match with anything specific.

One of the things I hoped it might shed some light on was the purpose of the trip to Edinburgh, which seems like a bit of a dead end. It does, in a way - I will discuss it a bit further below, along with some other parallels that didn't fit the structure.

A: Before the Beginning B: Aziraphale meets Crowley C: "How much trouble can I get into just for asking a few questions?"  D: "I'm very good at forgiveness. It's one of my favourite things." E: Gabriel: "I love you, you're funny" F: Argument about helping the other G: Crowley offered Duke of Hell position H: Crowley apologizes to Aziraphale I: Hiding of Gabriel - 25 Lazurii miracle J: Shax threatens Crowley K: Jobs children are turned into geckos M: Aziraphale's Trial by Temptation N: Aziracrow see God talking to Job: AZIRAPHALE: I don't suppose he's getting any answers. O: AZIRAPHALE: That sounds, um…CRAWLEY: Lonely? P: An angel asks permission for entry to the bookshop Q: Aziraphale makes unauthorized changes to the Bentley R: CROWLEY: Oh, come on, Mr. Dalrymple, it's not brain surgery! S: BARTENDER: You'll be one of those investigative reporters, no doubt? T: Aziraphale goes back to offer assistance to Elspeth and wee Morag U: Aziraphale stalls on saving wee Morag, says he doesn't have permission V: The laudanum toast to wee Morag W: AZIRAPHALE: Will you get into trouble? X: Crowley does Operation Lovebirds - Calls tempest Y: CROWLEY: "What are we talking about now?" GABRIEL: "Who am I? What's happened to me?" Z: Crowley confronts Gabriel about Aziraphale - Its always too late AA: Shax saying to Aziraphale she heard Aziracrow were an item 90 years ago BB: Zombies kill - 1st brain eaten CC: Crowley talks Aziraphale into performing a bigger magic act DD: Aziracrow shake on deal to do more miracles if needed EE: Zombies kill - 2nd Brain Eaten FF: The Staging of the Bullet Catch GG: Aziraphale gives permission for Furfur to enter the dressing room HH: Furfur says to expect a legion to come for Crowley in the morning II: Furfur's audience with the Dark Council, is treated condescendingly 

● SHADES OF GREY  - you said "TRUST ME."

II: Shax is stopped by Demon Josh, is treated condescendingly HH: Shax wants a legion to storm the bookshop GG: Beez asks if Shax has permission to enter the bookshop FF: AZIRAPHALE: I can guarantee you it will be a night to remember! EE: Shax wants killers, 10,000 demons DD: Deal for Dr Who Annual with Mr Arnold CC: AZIRAPHALE: Maggie and Nina are depending on me BB: 70 demons and a malignant and creeping sense of unease AA: Nina asks Crowley about how long he and Aziraphale have been together Z: Crowley confronts Gabriel about Aziraphale - stops him before its too late Y: Nina: "I’m going mad" - is spoken to by all the people at the Ball X: Aziraphale does Operation Lovebirds - Maggie asks Nina to dance W: AZIRAPHALE: I think you're overestimating how much trouble we're actually in. V: SHAX:… they are toast. T-O-S-T E. Toast. Now! U: Crowley stalls Shax on attacking humans, asks if she has permission T: Crowley says he's coming back, won't leave Aziraphale on his own. S: CROWLEY: Officer, I need to report a crime. R: Aziraphale: It all looks so simple in Jane Austen… the brains behind the 1810 Clerkenwell diamond robbery. Q: An unauthorized demon enters Heaven, changes P: Maggie gives permission for the demons to enter the bookshop O: MURIEL: It's a bit lonely. N: Aziraphale opens the portal to Heaven: GABRIEL: I told you you could ask. However, I am the only First-Order archangel in the room, or, you know, the Universe, so I'm not gonna answer so much. M: Gabriel's Trial K: Gabriel puts himself into the fly J: Aziraphale declares war on Hell I: Reveal of Gabriel - memories restored H: Gabriel apologizes to Beelzebub G: Aziraphale offered Supreme Archangel position F: Argument about helping the other E: The Big Damn Kiss D: "I forgive you" C: "Always asking damn fool questions, too."  B: Aziraphale leaves Crowley A: Beginning of  the End – Learn of Second Coming

Discussion on parallels that didn't fit the structure:

1. Crowley is given permission to destroy all of Job's possessions /  Gabriel refuses to give permission to destroy the Earth aka Armageddon II

There is a repeat emphasis on licenses, permits and authority throughout S2, so I really thought Crowley's permit to destroy of Job's possessions would have a match. It did, but it didn't fit the structure! If you look closely some of the other permits and authority lines do slot in. I'm planning some metas on these topics in the near future, as the use of language around these concepts is quite interesting, and there is some history to throw into the mix as well.

2. Crowley deceives the archangels with the help of an angel

This pair is a reference to Crowley and Aziraphale teaming up in the Job minisode to restore Job's children, and then Muriel aiding Crowley to sneak into Heaven. I'd just like to point out that Crowley could have gone to Heaven on his own - remember Eric went up with the hellfire in S1E6 - but he doesn't know where to go and get Gabriel's file, that is what he needs Muriel for.

3.  Popping up to Edinburgh

Ah, the trip to Edinburgh! Why? WHY!!! Why go all that way for ... nothing?

Guess what - it's a parallel sequence to Crowley popping up to Heaven.

I was going to write a companion piece to this but...my to do list is getting a bit long at the moment. Let me know if you want me to expand on it.

4. Ignoring messages

So this one started as "Nina gets txt messages from Lindsay, Mrs Sandwich says not to look at them," at the start of Ep3, then during the Ball Crowley is trying to lead the humans out of the bookshop and Shax confronts him with another bundle of mail. Crowley is succeeding in ignoring his messages from Hell, but Nina isn't.

5. Muriel and The Interrupted Tea Ceremony

In S2 it noticeable that everyone except Crowley needs permission to enter the bookshop, whereas in S1 they could just walk in. Originally I made a comment elsewhere that I thought this part matched with a sub-story to the Ball, the story of Sodom and Gomorrah and hospitality to angels, but then I came back and had another look and saw that there was a surface match - but I'm still going to do another post about the "cupperty" because it keeps getting lost in all the noise!

6. Threats and Declarations of War

Shax makes a number of threats throughout the series, to hunt Crowley down and to declare war on Aziraphale. So when Aziraphale inadvertently declares war on Hell with the halo toss, you'd think there would be a matching pair. There is, but not with a declaration of war, just a threat to Crowley. This is probably one of the weaker pairs.

7. Mysteriosity, audacity, ferocity and dangerocity

The Marvelous Mr Fell and his Mysteriosity has a pair with Shax's speech to her fellow demons about the unprecedented audacity of the attack on the bookshop, and how their lack of numbers will be made up for with their ferocity and...dangerocity. It should have fit, but it didn't.

[rainnmaybank]

Maybe We’re Not So Different (part 2)

[part 1] [part 3]

vance hopper x fem! reader

characters aged up, high school, please see pinned for explanation/reasoning

playlist || master list

reader dynamic change for plot, i was listening to deftones well writing this and it shows

DETAILS DETAILS DETAILS

S L O W B U R N I N G

words: 2060

warnings: strong language, drug use(cigarettes), vance being vance, ooc vance, “mean” reader, injuries, mentions of bruises, a n g s t, OC’s for drama purposes

That night in the park stuck like glue to both of their minds, she was different then what Vance had heard. y/n had the same thoughts in her mind, she was right, he wasn’t as scary as he thought, though she’d never tell him that.

y/n skin was still painted in colourful bruises by mondays time, having spent her weekend alone in her room she held no desire for seeing anyone that day. She was no longer seen as the harmless quiet girl, the world around her changed their thoughts of her demeanour, i guess that’s what happens when you break a girls nose.

Pushing the heavy metal doors open, people watched her every step. Once flying under the radar of everyone to being in the spotlight wasn’t something y/n was fond of.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Hours felt like decades sitting through her classes, eyes burning holes through her skin. God all the fucking eyes, watching her, looking at her like she was some kind of display drove her mind crazy. Her skin burned hot like it would melt off at any given moment.

Her pace was quicker walking from one class to the next, sure she liked attention but not like this. Dirty looks and side eyes followed her everywhere she went, her veins pumped ice cold rage through her body, feeling like she could explode any minute.

y/n walked with her head down, colliding with another body. “fucking watch out dipshit” clenching her jaw as she looked up ‘fucking great’ she thought.

Bruce Yamada, she hated him right now. there he was standing directly infront of her. “watch out, might run into the wrong person” Bruce’s eyes shifted to Vance and his goons at the end of the hall, god he made her insides boil.

“At least he doesn’t get his dreams and reality confused” y/n intended to play her favourite game, gathering ever last calm nerve in her body, her lips dropped into an innocent smile. Bruce looked at the girl confused.

Lifting a piece of her hair, twirling it between her fingers. “I can’t even imagine how hard it must be for you, having to constantly come up with lies to keep yourself interesting to others” her voice was steady and soft, fake pout resting on her lips hand dropping back down to her books “poor boy, must be so exhausting being that boring” slightly shrugging her shoulders offering up a half smile and a small wave, y/n turned away leaving him there.

Bruce was bewildered over the words spoken to him, was she right? Did he lie to people about what he did? Well yeah, but didn’t everyone? y/n words slowly sunk deeper into him the more he recalled them.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

y/n wore an entertained smirk the remainder of that day, mind tricks where her favourite way of getting back at people. Sure it didn’t have an immediate impact like fighting did, but it lasted longer.

Making people question themselves, overthink the way they did things was just how she got revenge. Nobody expects the sweet girl from their math class to mentally fuck them with a few sentences.

She took pride in the way she challenged peoples thoughts, maybe it wasn’t something she should have been so proud of, but then again if people could physically attack each other, why couldn’t she  psychologically do it?

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Like any other night the girl found herself sitting in the park again, alone in the dark was when her mind spoke the most. Toxic air filling and leaving her lungs, whisked away by gentle winds.

Vance found himself drawn to walk the paths though the park again, he wanted to see her again. Never would he admit that, not to himself let alone speak it out loud. Without second thoughts that’s where he headed.

There she was, sat in a different place this time. the swings. Her back was turned to him but he knew it was her. It could have been her hair, it often fell messy down her back. Maybe it was the shoes, laces stretched and tightened endless times they reached the ground even when tied. Perhaps it was the steady steam of smoke that came from her hand.

she lived in solitary, he found that captivating.

Vance carried himself soundlessly towards the long haired girl, placing himself left of her. y/n sensed his presence before he was visible to her.

he was fervent, she found it admiring.

Without a word y/n reached in her pocket holding a now slightly squished pack of camels towards the boy. Vance’s fingertips brushed her cold fingers, pulling a dart and her lighter offered to him.

Eyes lingering to the left, y/n observed. Small sparks flickering off the flame, lighting the end of his cigarette. Fire illuminated his features.

He felt her gaze, he didn’t mind her eyes watching him. Vance didn’t smoke much but enjoyed how it felt with her. He felt at ease, silence was comforting when she sat next to him.

The world moved slower, both could breath.

“You could say hi you know” y/n spoke in a hushed tone rocking on her swing. He smiled whispering out a hello.

Smiles where strange, nobody smiled at him and he certainly didn’t smile at anyone.

y/n hummed, his fingers fiddled with the chains. Soon y/n finished her smoke standing from her seat, turning facing the blonded boy. Fingers shuffling through her pocket pulling out a crunched up piece of paper, Vance watched her confused when it was placed in his hand.

Without another word, y/n was off. vance watched her walk away till she was no longer in his sight.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Vance didn’t unfold that note right away, he waited till he was home. Sat in his bed watching his ceiling, humming coming from the stereo across the room.

His fingers once again fiddled, only this time unfolding the paper. He sat up smoothing out the crinkles the best he could.

He was confused why she gave him a note instead of just talking. Sure he understood why most people didn’t talk to him, but you were different. It was like you challenged him.

Vance sighed, his hair fell when he looked down at the piece of paper. She has pretty writing.

“words loud, actions louder, but feelings loudest. i feel sane with you”

Infatuated over simple words that held deeper meanings Vance read the lines over and over. He didn’t fully understand what y/n had meant but something inside his mind told him he felt the same.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Emily was back the next day meaning everyone was now focused on her and her bandaged nose. y/n really didn’t know how much damage she did that day. Emily’s face was bruised pretty bad.

She deserved it.

The brown haired girl often blew things out of proportion. Expanding the truth to the point it was almost a lie.

y/n was just grateful all the attention was finally off her.

y/n stood at her locker changing her books and gathering her homework.

Her body was shoved by strong shoulders into her locker, she turned to say something stopping herself seeing it was Vance.

He looked down at something on the floor then back to her as he kept walking. y/n looked down spotting a crinkled up paper of his own.

She picked up the ball unraveling it as she stood back up.

“you’re not that bad. park tonight.”

y/n smiled folding the note up neatly placing it in her pocket. She was always at that park, he just didn’t know that yet.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

She got to the park at her usual time, Vance a few minutes later. They took place on the swings again. “Hey” y/n smiled softly at the curly haired boy “Weather man said it’s gonna rain soon”

Vance nodded “Yeah i saw that” y/n shrugged handing him one of the two cigarettes left in her pack, he took it waiting his turn with the lighter.

y/n watched the cloud rolling in above, Vance watched her. Oblivious to his stare she smiled “I love the rain” he’d remember that. who liked the rain? “Why? It makes everything wet and gross”

She looked at him questioningly “I find it lovely, rain makes me happy” y/n took a deep breath “It’s like the world is washing away all the bad things.” He never thought like that.

“I guess that makes sense” he shrugged, both of them falling silent. It stayed like that till it was time for them to part. y/n stood first. “I like the silence” she smiled down to him “Until next time” and with that she left and the rain came.

Vance walked home, recalling how she thought of the rain. Maybe it really wasn’t that bad, maybe he liked the rain too.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Vance became a staple in her nightly routine.

Often times the pair sat in silence, listening to how the earth talked at night. Glancing at one another through the few minutes they shared each night. Eyes fell into eyes, like souls spoke to each other. Small innocent touches, pinkies linked with one another. The time they spent together started getting longer and longer and yet only a hello was spoken each time.

Vance dropped a note into y/n’s palm one night before he left. It wasn’t uncommon for him to do that, it was their way of speaking to each other.

“let’s talk”

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

y/n braced herself for that night, not having spoken but a few sentences to each other over the past few weeks they’d know one another. She sometimes wondered how he’d speak to her. his notes where often short, she kept each one in the top drawer of her bed side table.

She wouldn’t expect it but he too kept each one of her notes, safely hidden away in his closet.

y/n made him feel warm, Vance made her feel understood. Things neither of them had felt before.

Vance was there in his usual spot, the left swing, when she arrived that night. y/n took her place, following their routine offering him a stick from her pack in which he took.

y/n noticed his knuckles bruised and split, she looked at her own hand, hers where scared from when she’d used violence.

Over the weeks they noticed the ways the other dealt with those who pissed them off.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

y/n wasn’t always quiet, matter of fact she really wasn’t. If you knew her well she could talk for hours. she also wasn’t as nice as people believed. Like Vance she had things that sent her into a spiral. Only well vance physical hurt, y/n did it mentally. She stuck more, biting at peoples souls rather then making them bleed.

Vance didn’t understand why she chose words over pounding someone’s face in, while y/n didn’t understand why he chose momentary pain over a lasting mark.

The two of them where the same but so different, Vance made people panic, y/n made fear slowly creep into their minds.

Though not understand why one another chose different poisons, they admired eachothers effects on others.

Slowly Vance realized words would cut deeper and y/n found force would work faster.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

“Your bruises are pretty” her voice hummed smoothly with sounds of the night, he turned looking at her then his hand. He found it odd to complement the result of his violent tendencies, he appreciated it.

Reaching out he linked his pinky with hers, hands falling between two swings was comforting. “There for you” y/n looked at him brows knitting together. “How so?” Vance shrugged, eyes lifting off his hand meeting with hers “I didn’t like the way someone was talking about you”

y/n gave him eyes of awe, she’d never look at him like that. “Vance ‘pinball’ Hopper” he liked the way his name left her lips “That is the most romantic thing i’ve ever heard”

The way she admired his violence made him feel better, it wasn’t something he always had control over.

“I saw some make that girl cry earlier, what was that about?” he asked, she squeezed her pinky around his dropping her gaze. “A similar situation”

She didn’t see the way his eyes sparked. Someone speaking up for him? Vance never expected that, definitely not from you at that.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

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part 3

tag list

@scarlets-phases @sheer-nuisance @dudinhahoff @tyelikesbees

[dropout-if]

NSFW alphabet for Statler, pretty please?

There you go anon 🕴🏻

NSFW below obv

A = Aftercare.

Very attentive, Statler loves taking their time, taking care of their partner—cuddling, sharing lazy kisses, tracing their fingers over their s/o’s hickeys. In the heat of the moment, Statler adores whispering affectionately against their partner’s ear.

B = Body part.

Eyes. Statler wants eye contact, they want to see every faint trail of emotion in their partner's gaze.

C = Cum.

M!Statler loves cumming inside (he’s a bit in denial about it, but he wonders how it feels too). F!Statler loves having cum inside her, swallowing it too. Other than that, Statler doesn't have a strong opinion about it.

D = Dirty secret.

Not a dirty secret per se (though they do feel as though it is), but Statler has a navel piercing that they've only shown to two people at best.

E = Experience

Statler has only ever had a sexual relationship with Noir—who is a bit more experienced than them, but not much. Everything Statler knows they've learnt with Noir. As someone who adores taking care of other people, it comes natural for Statler to assume the same role during sex.

F = Favorite position.

Facing their partner, having their partner on their lap.

G = Goofy.

Sex is just another means to give affection, in Statler's mind. They don't do casual, they thrive in the intimacy. And so, though Statler tends to take it more seriously, they do enjoy

H = Hair.

Statler's hair bleached blonde. They shave their legs. M!Staler has untrimmed curly black pubic hair, and a bit of equally curly chest hair. F!Statler has natural curly black pubic hair.

I = Intimacy.

Every affectionate thing Statler does with their partner is often the epitome of romanticism. They like to tell them just how fondly they feel for them—how good everything feels with them—how much they want their s/o… Statler is very flirty when they're having sex.

J = Jack off.

Masturbation is something Statler seldom does— only when they're too stressed and need to relax a bit. They usually keep it a secret from their partner for some reason.

K = Kink.

Statler doesn't really acknowledge their kinks as kinks, but as things they happen to enjoy but hate discussing. So— they happen to enjoy praise (perhaps a bit too much) and breeding (no actual pregnancy, but the idea of breeding).

L = Location.

A bed. Statler is often so burnt out from their jobs that they secretly daydream of doing it at the store or the bar, behind the counter.

M = Motivation.

What turns Statler on the most is pleasure, but not their own. They adore seeing their partner writhe in pleasure, they get so wet/hard when they know they're doing a good job.

N = No.

Degrading and hurting their partner is where Statler draws the line. Even if it's something their s/o wants, Statler can't handle the idea of possibly doing it wrong.

O = Oral.

Doesn't know it yet, but Statler loves receiving oral. They do prefer to be the one giving it. As someone who's very observant and in tune to their partner's reactions, Statlers learns very quickly how to please someone with their mouth.

P = Pace.

Typically slow and sensual. Statler does tend to like it an itty bit rougher—sharper, harder—whenever they're really pent up.

Q = Quickie.

Doesn't really mind them. Quick is something Statler wouldn't do as their first option, though. They like taking their time, making the experience last as long as they can until both they and their partner are slightly overstimulated.

R = Risk.

Statler is open to try some things if it's something their partner wants, but they wouldn't propose it themself.

S = Stamina.

They were an athlete. The only thing Statler has left of high school is their stamina. Statler can and will most likely last longer than any possible partner. M!Statler also recovers quite quickly.

T = Toys.

Statler doesn't own toys. They do feel a little curious toward some of them.

U = Unfair.

It's not really teasing, though Statler does love to whisper sweet nothings to their s/o. They are quite talkative during sex.

V = Volume.

Rarely makes sounds themself, they prefer hearing their partner. When Statler is on the receiving end of pleasure, they do get a bit louder—as if overwhelmed by the need to moan and groan.

W = Wild card.

M!Statler secretly fantasizes about being pegged. F!Statler secretly fantasizes about owning a strap on.

X = X-ray (this. This is about tits and dicks right????).

M!Statler is big, nearly 9 inches—he's thick around the base. F!Statler has a C cup.

Y = Yearning.

Statler is often so tired that they don't have that high of a sex drive. They're often at a 0, though they go to a 100 really quickly.

Z = Zzz.

Again— if they're usually tired, Statler is exhausted after having sex. They love and enjoy aftercare for as long as it lasts, and then they fall asleep almost immediately (5-10 minutes of cuddling).

[rinbowaman]

S E 7 E N : A S M O D E U S   P A R T   F O 4 R

Warnings: drying humping, breaking entry, harassment, assault, torturous abuse, blood, gore, groping, and cussing. i think that's it.

You slowly resumed your chewing as you shifted your gaze. Noticing your somewhat shocked expression he scuffles out a small giggle as he continues to dip pieces of bread and marinated fish in the sauces as he continues. “It will be fine, trust me. He loves you…in a manner that no mortal being, Angel or God could ever understand. It’s a love that is yearned but also feared…of course, it’s ten times the amount since Heeseung is…well, heheheh, you’ll find out soon enough.” He eyes you mischievously as he places the piece of fish in his mouth. You started to feel nervous and a raging wave of fear and hesitation flamed from within your body. “What else? You have any other questions?” You slightly gulped as you look at him. “I have so many…just don’t know where to start…and I’m not sure if I want to find out beforehand…” He covers his mouth delicately as he giggles. “Oh darling, you don’t need to fear or overthink anything. Heeseung is made out to be alot of things but he’s not a monster, unless you’re his enemy or someone he greatly hates, which you are neither.” Reaching his hand across the table, he takes your hand in his and rubs his thumb across your palm. Once you’re finished…we’ll need to go over some things. He softly remarks as he gazes into your eyes. The copper flames color of his hair matched with his ultra ivory, pale skin was a remarkable color scheme if you ever did see one. It was like combining fire and silk. “Oh…okay. Um…well I’m pretty much finished now, so whenever…whenever you’re ready.” You looked down, a bit nervously at that. He chuckles. “Come here.” He simply calmly speaks out as he scoots his chair away from the table. Looping an arm around your hips, he cradles your rear as he reaches up and takes hold of your arm.

“Straddle me.” Your eyes slightly widened at his bold demand, yet, after such intimacies you went through with Helel and Jay, you couldn’t be too surprised. Even Jungwon, who was more reserved with his level of sexual display, was still romantically affectionate with you considering you had only known him for one day. You do as he bids and walk over to him. Patti g on his lap, he bids you to sit atop him. Slowly raising each leg, taking advantage of the stretch within your black, flared leggings, you sit on his lap, facing him. Thank God you still had them and didn’t throw them out once the Senator banned black clothing for the public, yet his regulators and followers were an exception to that ban. Once your derrière met his thighs, and your hands on his strong shoulders, you felt his hands slowly…very slowly and softly take hold of your waist. Unlike Helel and Jays grasp, Sunoo’s grip was much less of a grab and followed more along the lines of caressing. You slightly tilt your head back and closed your eyes at his touch. Uncontrollably, your hips rolled and dipped down on their own, just slightly, yet apparent enough for him to notice and comment about it. “Oh…you’ve got some talent, let’s see how much of that we could put to good use.” He gently remarks as his hand reaches the back of your neck, while his lips grazes over your lips, with his gaze following suit. “In order to prepare you for him…I gotta make sure you know how to handle him and move…I’ll show you. Can you be a good girl and do as your told?” He whispers in your ear. You nod sensually as your eyes remain shut. “Y-yessss….” You whisper out. “Good….giiiiiirrrrlllll.” He responds. “So when Heeseung comes to get you…when he takes you, you’ll need to know how to respond when he touches you….you know what I mean?” You nod and bite your lip as you relish Sunoo’s hands roaming your body. “Good.” Tightening his grip, his hands transitioned from a soft and caressing notion to a harsh and tight grab as his fingers slightly dig into your skin, a mixture of sharp pain that lasts for a split second before a rush of pleasure hits you. “Heeseung…will be both, gentle and rough, it all depends on his mood. Sometimes…he can be both at the same time…and when he does…” he continues to whisper as he starts to move your hips back and forth, in the same manner that Helel…or Heeseung as he was referred to by his brothers, did the night you met him…from the moment he said those words to you as he pulled you atop him. “Come here…sit on it.”

P A R T 5 I V E

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[linnienin]

Hey, may I ask you about sirene?

So, I have this scorpio sirene in my 5H, trine asc and mercury, opp mars. Plus, I also have lilith trine asc and cancer asc is at 20 degrees.

The question is, I'm a fire dominant but there is a strong water effect that directly affects how I look, as you can see. How can I intensify this effect? How would you take advantage of all this?

H o w ⁕ t o ⁕ s t e p ⁕ i n t o ⁕ y o u r ⁕ S i r e n e ⁕ p o w e r

Hi gorgeous! ✨

First of all, thank you for the interesting question, not many people have this creativity, you really caught my eye hahah

I'll try to use both theory and practice to help you as best as i can, hope you find this somehow helpful 🥰

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We're gonna go through these steps:

⁕ Understanding the energy of the Sirene sign, and the aspects to a deeper dive into its flow

⁕ Understanding how to use the house energy to connect to your Sirene

⁕ Understanding practical ways to implement this energy irl (including fashion tips to enhance your appereance)

Always remember, don't be afraid to make mistakes,

Practice makes perfect 😉

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U n d e r s t a n d i n g ⁕ t h e ⁕ e n e r g y :

⁕ Righ off the bat, Scorpio Sirene energy is naturally very intense, so it will catch attentions no matter what

⁕ Your Sirene trine AC and Mercury means you are a natural at using this energy when you communicate and express your outward persona to the public, people see you as charismatic

⁕ Your Mars opposition however, shows that you might not be very confident in yourself when you tap into this energy, you might even feel shameful for it, and so you withdrawn yourself from using this potential, and you tend to feel embarassed of all the attention you receive

⁕ This aspect can also make you susceptible to criticism and quick to react impulsively to it, it's important you master how to connect to the depth of your emotions, to fully understand and embrace them, instead of falling in the trap of projecting your fears

⁕ You should work on this opposition first, so you can truly gain your confidence and own your power 😉

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P r a c t i c a l ⁕ t i p s :

⁕ Connect with water, while taking a shower, going to the sea, even the simple action of drinking, use these moment to immerge completely in the element

⁕ Use the 5th house energy to connect with your Sirene energy:

⁕ Dance (i recommend trying bellydance since it includes fluid movements, so you can put into practice what you understood about the water element)

⁕ Get creative, paint, write (let that mercury help your sirene since it's a trine), have fun, let go of your fears and inhibitions

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F a s h i o n ⁕ t i p s :

⁕ Try on satin dresses girllll! They scream water+fire energy to me hahah, you'd look amazing in them. The fluidity (water element) of the fabric mixed with the shiny and glossy look of it (fire element), you'd slay for sure 👀

⁕ I'd recommend playing with leather too, like Sandy in Grease, you can see she uses leather in a clever way, in the beginning she depicts herself as confident and fiery using a thick leather jacket (still a fluid fit), but when she takes it off, you can see she wears skinny leather pants with a lighter visual weight top to accomodate and accentuate her delicate frame.

People would go craazy for this, you show yourself as fiery and unapproachable, but as you take off your statement piece, you look very vulnerable and sexy ( show the depth of your Scorpio Sirene, by mixing it to your fire dominance and your Cancer AC )

You can be sexy, confident and cute all together 😉

⁕ Try dark colours to accentuate that scorpio energy and your lilith trine AC (if you're blonde, opt for dark blue rather than black, it should complement you better instead that creating a harsh effect on you)

⁕ I think you should also try red, cause the 5th house of Leo and the Mars opposition, yeah, totally recommended. But if you want to include your water energy here, i recommend you keep the fabric flowy and light.

⁕ Try "wet makeup" look (like a true mermaid), adding also some sparkles in between your hair (you should try some hair pins with pearls for example) and on top of your eyelids. I don't recommend putting on bold colours on your eyelids because you're cancer AC and probably have delicate features.

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And this is it!

I hope you enjoyed this breakthrough, and hope it gave you some ideas on how to work on your Sirene energy ✨

Good practice,

and i wish you a wonderful day! 🌸

Yours,

Linnie

[sirensense]

Alterhuman alphabet!

made by @local-xenogender-icon

link

A - awakening

When did you realise you are an alterhuman? At what age, how long ago?:

maybe about 4-6?? and no Ariel was not my awakening. lol

B - balance

Does your identity affect your social life (school, work, ect.)? Does it cause troubles or not?:

nah

C - city

Do you live in a city? If yes, is it hard for you to be away from nature? Does your therio/kintype even need nature?:

no, I live near the ocean and forests so I’m actually pretty lucky!!

D - diary

Do you have a diary about your alterhuman experiences? If not, do you want to start one?:

not really. but hey, I have this tumblr blog which is basically taking place of that!!

E - experience in the community

What is your experience and thoughts about the alterhuman community?:

I think we are all just as valid as the other. and the people I have met in it so far are really nice.

F - friends

Have you told your friends about your identity?:

yeah. (I have 1 friend LOL)

G - gear

Do you have any gear? If yes, is it handmade or bought?:

I have some fake fangs and long elf-like ears, but they’re not really like how I envision mine to be. they’re good enough tho. also I have catish/wolfish ears, and I did have some paws, but my dog ate them. sad times

it’s all bought, however i am going to make a mask soon!

I - identity

What is (are) your therio/kintype(s)?:

Siren (the mermaid kind, not the bird kind). sometimes I’m a catkin too, it used to be my most prominent one. the feeling is not as strong anymore. I’m a big wolf lover but idk if I am a wolfkin tho!!

i do feel as if i am some kind of land animal, but I haven’t really figured it out yet.

J - jokes

Do you like to make little jokes about your identity or is it rather serious for you?:

I don’t take it too seriously, but I don’t really like when people make jokes to otherkin that are bordering mockery. Then it’s just rude.

K - knowldege

In scale of 1-10, how big do you think your knowledge about alterhumans is? Are you new to this topic?:

honestly I’m not super smart on it, but I love to keep an open mind and learn as much as I can!!

L - liking, loving

Do you like your therio/kintype(s)? Do you love or dislike it/them?:

I love it!!

N - nature

Does your therio/kintype live in the wild, or rather not? (E.g. it's a house pet, or it's a robot.):

yes! In the ocean! but it can adapt to human society.

O - otherhearted

Are you also otherhearted? If yes, what is your kithtype(s)?:

I haven’t learnt much about what this term means yet, so I’ll say nothing for now!!

P - popularity

Is your therio/kintype "popular" or is it rather rare?:

tbh, it’s pretty medium(??) I think therians, like cats/dogs/wolves etc are far more common, and it’s kind of hard to find mer/siren kins. I haven’t seen any other sirenkins like me specifically. (SAD FACE)

R - real body

Do you feel good about your psychical body? Do you experience gender dysphoria?:

I feel gender dysphoria at times because I am non binary, but I’ve learned over the years to love myself and my body because it’s what I’ve been given! and I don’t necessarily feel dysphoria when it comes to being in a human body as opposed to a siren body, it just kinda sucks is all. but I don’t have a real struggle with it like most do.

S - sex

Does therio/kintype have a different sex than you?:

nope! non binary just like me! but they do have female anatomy.

T - traits

What are your alterhuman traits? (E.g. a need to hunt, bark, ect.):

If it’s traits I personally have myself, I’d say hissing, humming, pretending to bite things, baring teeth and claws, the need to swim with a tail, only having baths as opposed to showers

If we’re talking about traits that my siren self has, then I could go on all day about it. but I won’t. lol

U - urges

If you have a theriotype, are you good at controlling your animalistic urges? Do they bother you?:

I’m fine with it, sometimes just imagining/picturing being in my siren element is enough for me.

W - wondering

How do you think you would look like, if you could psychically shapeshift into your therio/kintype? (Describe or put an image here!):

I have silverish-blueish skin, big finned ears, sharp teeth, slitted pupils, gils in my neck and rib area, webbed fingers, claws, and a long scaly tail that is a sort of dark, desaturated blue. and sometimes it’s dark greyish green— depends if I’m feeling swampy or I’m feeling ocean-y lol. my tail has a lot of fins on it, sometimes it’s more shark like, and sometimes it’s more flowy and fish-like. I can’t tell if I have fins on my back or not yet. also I have long long black hair!!

maybe I can draw me in my siren form and post it someday.

Y - yarn

If you wanted to buy/make a tail, would it be real fur or fake/yarn fur?:

(As a non-furred creature, I can’t really answer this question!!)

Z - zoo

How do you feel about zoos (a place, not z00philes)? Are they good or bad in your opinion? Do you want to go there to meet your theriotype (if you are a therian)?:

I’ve been to zoos before a long time ago, but I’ve kind of realised it’s really messed up. I’m not talking about animal conservation places or sanctuaries, I’m talking about zoos. institutions made to hold wild animals captive against their will for the entertainment of humans.

and unfortunately, I can’t meet my theriotype T_T

this was very fun to write!!!

[vrisrezis]

Fluff alphabet with gladion

Self indulgent stuff b4 I answer rqs

A = Attractive (What do they find attractive about their partner?) he finds your strength the most attractive part about you. How great you are with Pokémon battles, even if you’re the shy or gentle type, he can sense how strong you are and he loves that part of you.

B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?) well, so considering the fact you’re both children and he hasn’t once thought about it, no. When he’s much MUCH older he would need to warm up to the idea but would be okay with it in the end. For awhile he’s scared of ending up like his mom in anyway.

C = Cuddle (How do they like to cuddle?) typically doesn’t care how you cuddle, as long as you don’t see his face because it’s as red as can be. Usually has his face in your neck.

D = Dates (What kind of Dates do you go on?) might take you on walks, pretty simple dates but he likes taking you to cafes. He just doesn’t like being noticed in public so he tries to take you to more quiet areas.

E = Everything (You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…) you are my sun. (Meaning like his reason for waking up every morning lol)

F = Feelings (When did they know they’re in love?)

Took awhile since he doesn’t understand his feelings, he would realize after hau says something. He would deny it at first, but when he sees you beat him again in a Pokémon battle, he realizes it for real.

G = Gratitude (How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their S/O does for them?)

Absolutely. He has a hard time showing it all the time but he absolutely will show you how appreciative he is of you.

H = Honesty (Do they have secrets they hide from their S/O?)

No. He’s very honest. He believes honesty is key to a relationship.

I = Impression (First impressions?)

Depends on your personality. If more outgoing and bubbly might think you’re stupid and annoying and naive. If calmer or even shy he might have more positive first impressions on you, such as how gentle you seem.

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous? How do they deal with it)

Yeah, a lot. Typically keeps it to himself, but he seems grumpier than usual.

K = Kiss (How do they kiss you? How do they like to be kissed?)

He’s often too shy to kiss you, if he’s taller than he typically kisses your forehead. If not your cheek. But he always gets red in the face. He’s too shy to ask but he likes being kissed on the lips or on the hand.

L = Love (Who says ‘I love you’ first?)

You. He’s very shy about saying it first.

M = Memory (What’s their favorite memory together?)

His favorite memory was probably the first time you and his silvally started to bond.

N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

Yes. He has the money.

O = On Cloud Nine (What are they like when they’re in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?)

Very obvious. Hau and lily know he ain’t slick. His face gets red whenever you’re around and he stares a lot. He’s visibly on more edge, but not in a bad way? He’s just more nervous and easily embarrassed. He has a hard time being vocal about his feelings but he’s obvious.

P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?)

Hun, honey, dear, sometimes babe.

Q = whats their fav non modern thing

Not doing this one

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

Chill out, play video games probably. He doesn’t like going out in the rain so.

S = Sad (How do they cheer themselves/S/O up?)

He usually trains when he feels sad, but when it’s you he often tries to be there with you. Whatever you do to cope he’s there with you, he worries a lot about you when you’re upset so he does anything he can to make you feel better.

T = Talking (What do they like to talk about?)

Anything, as lame as that sounds lol. He just likes listening to you so anything that makes you ramble.

U = Understanding (How well do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?)

Yes, he knows you very well. He can read you and tell if something is off even the slightest. He is extremely empathetic.

V = Value (How important is the relationship to them? What is it worth in comparison to other things in their life?)

Extremely important. Like one of the most important things in his life, he typically chooses you over most things in his life, other than his sister and Pokémon.

W = Wedding (thoughts on marriage, When, where, and how do they propose?)

Obviously it would be many years down the line, probably in your mid 20s. He would do it in a place that was special. A place you two went out on dates a lot, or perhaps where you both hang out often. Perhaps where you first met if you had a good first meeting. Would take you on a walk and work up the courage and ask you.

X = XOXO (How affectionate are they? In public/in private)

Not much in public, but he’s fine with pda if you initiate. Not in front of people he knows too much though. In private as well. He wants you to initiate but he’s secretly clingy. And loves kisses and hugs from you.

Y = Yearning (How well do they cope when they’re separated from their S/O?)

He tends to distract himself but he can’t help but feel so alone.

Z = Zeal (Are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship?)

Of course. He’ll do anything to keep your relationship happy and healthy and to make sure you’re happy.

[silverbladexyz]

Hello! I hope you’re having a good day! I’m not sure if you’re taking requests right now, but if you are than i would like to ask for cuddle hcs with Tecchou and Jouno, tysm if you write it! :)

Hey anon! Thanks for the request, and sorry if I didn't do it well 😅

The images and gifs used are not mine. They belong to their original owners

BSD Manga spoilers below!

Cuddling HCs with Tecchou and Jouno (two of my fav boys)

Tecchou:

-Cuddles between the two of you happen when you guys are at home

-Even if Tecchou doesn't really mind PDA, he's still quite serious when it comes to his job

-Now back to the cuddling. I feel like Tecchou would cuddle you gently at first, because he doesn't want to hurt you (this guy is the strongest of the Hunting Dogs)

-But the first time you asked him for a cuddle he was like ??? Do you mean a hug? Because he's kinda clueless when it comes to physical affection, but don’t worry, he’s a fast learner and soon you’d find yourself smothered in cuddles

-Overtime, cuddling has become the norm for you two. Watching TV? Cuddles. Sleeping in? Cuddles. Honestly Tecchou might cling to you so much that you'd have to be the one to tell him to stop lol. He just likes the feeling of you in his arms and he won't hesitate to cuddle you if you asked him to

-In all honesty, his cuddles are 👌👌👌 The warmth he gives off is just... mmmm

-When you two cuddle a lot more, he might incorporate some other actions. Such as stroking your hair, nuzzling his head into your shoulder, even sometimes giving you a kiss or two. But he’ll only do it if you’re comfortable with it(we stan a consent king 👑)

-Sometimes you can’t even pay attention to what is happening around you because that’s how damn good his cuddles are

-You’re cold? Just go and cuddle Tecchou. This man is s t r o n g and he probably doesn’t get cold easily as well. In fact he’s like a free heater lmao

-Overall, cuddles with him are a MUST

Jouno:

-Ok, I feel like you’d have to be the one to ask him for cuddles most of the time

-Not that he doesn’t want to cuddle you; he’s just not as used to affection and it’s kind of new to him

-Also I feel like he isn’t that much of an affectionate type. Sure, he enjoys cuddles and affection, but he’s not one for giving it. He shows love in other ways

-The first time you guys cuddled he was kind of...awkward. But he handled it kinda well and now he’s used to cuddles

-Cuddles are also when you guys are home. It’s a nice way for Jouno to relax when he’s come back from a long tiring day at work, and he loves being in your arms

-Also, he would put his head on your chest to listen to your heartbeat. I feel like your heartbeat might accidentally put him to sleep when he’s super tired lol

-This man is strong as well. If he doesn’t want to let you go, he’s basically clinging to you with his arms and good luck trying to get them off lol

-But be very sure that you want to cuddle, because this man will tease you if you ask for it

-Saying stuff like ‘Oh? Did my dear Y/N miss me so badly when I just left a few hours ago?’ with that cocky smirk on his face Jouno just admit that you want cuddles as well

-His cuddles are quite nice as well, but be warned, just as you were getting comfortable, he might try to make it into a tickling session if you’re not being careful. He will stop if you ask him to, but your laughter is just too precious for him. He’s already planning the next tickling session

-When he has a really bad and tiring day, he’ll just come to you and of course you cuddle him. These cuddling sessions are more peaceful and Jouno just listens to the calming sound of your heartbeat.

-STROKE HIS HAIR. It’s so soft and smooth, and your touch just lulls him to sleep when you guys are in each other’s arms. Good luck trying to escape now because when this man sleeps, he holds on and refuses to let you go

-Overall, cuddles with Jouno are great (if he’s not trying to tickle you)

Tbh I feel like I could’ve done better, but I’m super tired rn and school is being mean :’)

[ramblers-lets-get-ramblin]

Angela’s 500 Follower Celebration!!!!

I can’t believe this is actually real, friends!!!! To celebrate this milestone I’ll be taking requests for short drabbles. Below you’ll find a list of prompts and characters but feel free to send in your own! 500 words for 500 follows (but lets be real, brevity is not my strong suit, so it’ll probably end up longer)

To make a request:

Choose a category

Pick a character

Choose a prompt

Once you’ve made your selections you can send in the request as an ask. I can’t promise it’ll be out quickly but I promise I’ll try my hardest to make it special for you! Let’s have some fun!!!

Answered Requests

Categories: feel free to choose more than one!

Fluff 🌈

Angst ⛈

Smut 🌶

Dark 🧨

Characters: I’m open to writing for others, these are the ones I’m the most comfortable writing

Joel Miller

Frankie Morales

Dieter Bravo

Din Darin

Javier Peña

Tommy Miller

Santiago Garcia

Will Miller

Benny Miller

Also feel free to make a request from any of my previous works

Dialogue Prompts: again, feel free to choose more than one. Or mix and match with scene prompts below

“Watch me.”

“Make me.”

“People are staring.”

“Tell me you’re mine.”

“We shouldn’t be doing this.”

“You don’t get to ask me that.”

“I’ve missed you.”

“You have to be quiet.”

“Are we allowed to be in here?”

“Close the door.”

“Are you alone?”

“Let him/her hear.”

“I can treat you better.”

“Can I kiss you?”

“I’m never gonna forgive you.”

“It’s late.”

“Don’t be a tease, baby.”

“Don’t run away from me again.”

“Please don’t leave.”

“This isn’t right.”

“It’s not what you think.”

“Stay with me.”

“Just get out.”

“Do you love me?”

“Do you trust me?”

“I can explain.”

I don’t believe you.”

“Lie to me, then.”

“Tell me the truth.”

“I want to hear you.”

“Why are you doing this?’

“I can’t do this.”

“You need to leave.”

“This is a bad idea.”

“I dare you.”

“Last chance.”

“You broke me.”

“You asked for it.”

“Why are you here?”

“What do you want from me?”

“I can’t be what you need.”

“I’m no good for you.”

“Before you go.”

“I need to tell you something.”

“We need to talk.”

“This isn’t what it looks like.”

“It didn’t mean anything.”

“I need you.”

“You’re better off.”

“I can’t stop thinking about you.”

Scene prompts: or choose your own adventure!!!

A. Breaking up

B. Making up

C. Enemies to lovers

D. Old friends

E. Secret relationship

F. Coworkers

G. Dad’s best friend

H. Grumpy/Sunshine

I. Getting Caught

J. One bed

K. First date

L. Injury

M. First time

N. Blind date

O. Nightclub

P. Best friend/boyfriend’s dad

Q. Snowed in

R. Blackout

S. Rough day

T. Hotel

U. In the shower/bath

V. Concert

W. Vacation

X. Infidelity

Y. Being protective/ needing protection

Z. On the run

I’m really excited to write these for y’all! I love every one of you so much and am so thankful that i have something other than the void to shout into!

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Dean Winchester NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

Dean struggles with being affectionate with his partner during aftercare. He has to really grow to trust you to fully let those walls come down and for him to give you his all. Once he finally opens up, he will bring you some water, clean you up, snuggle you and put on a movie for you two while you fall asleep.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

Dean loves his Jawline the most. I mean come on have you seen how handsome he is?

dean is a titty guy. big, little, in the middle, Dean loves boobs.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

If you are doing doggystyle, he likes to cum on your back but if you aren't he just loves cumming inside he loves feeling your warmth around him as he cums. 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Dean would keep dirty polaroids of you in his wallet to take with him whenever he goes hunting and gets in the mood.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

dean is very experienced. He knows how to tease and pleasure you in ways only he knows how.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Dean loves simple missionary position he loves seeing your face as you fall apart around him.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Dean is usually pretty serious during sex but he will sometimes joke with you just to make you giggle a little bit. He mostly does that when you've had a shitty day and he wants to make you forget about it.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He shaves and has just a light stubble. Its dark blonde and matches his hair.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Dean is very intimate when he wants to be. He usually goes for quickies, but this goes back to him needing trust in a relationship before opening up. If you and him have built a strong bond, he will be very romantic and intimate.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He Masturbates alot. Especially when he goes hunting, 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

slight Daddy kink, Mask Kink, and size Kink

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Back seat of baby. he likes the bedroom and shower as well, but baby is just special.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

If you're into being a brat dean definitely loves that. He loves when you tease a little bit though he would never admit it, it turns him on when you do.

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

anything that risks you getting hurt. knife play, G*n play, etc. Anything risky is an absolute No for dean.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers receiving to giving. he is amazing at giving and loves to make you cum from his mouth as a treat for being so good for him. As for receiving dean loves when you suck him off sometimes, he prefers it to actually fucking.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Dean is really a mix when it comes to pace, he can be fast and rough or slow and sensual. It really depends on his mood that day.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

he loves a good quickie sense he is usually always with Sam he takes quickies as a way to get you and him both off when your busy with a hunt. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

dean is a very kinky person he is always down to try something new with you. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

 he can go 3-4 rounds if he wants to, he usually only goes for 2 because he doesn't want to overstimulate you too much unles you want him to ;)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Dean doesn't like toys he wants to be the one giving you all the pleasure.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

WORLDS BIGGEST TEASE. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Dean is usually quiet in bed due to you guys always having quickies and not wanting to be caught. He will groan a little bit in your ear though and sometimes whisper curse words to you.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

dean loves to be edged a little bit, he likes the frustration because it makes him work harder and faster to get to what he really wants which is you.

X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)

Dean is about 8 Inches. He has a slight upwards curve.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

HIGHHHHHH. Dean is always ready for you. all you gotta do is ask and he will provide.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

It usually takes Dean awhile to fall asleep, He waits till after you fall asleep before he does. he likes to make sure you're comfortable and safe before he goes to bed.

[mini-sae]

Kylo Ren alphabet

A ( aftercare ) : Kylo is not much into rough sex. But sometimes, at your demand, he's so brutal that you end up sobbing in pleasure. Then he stops everything. Even though he didnt cum, he takes care of you.

B ( body part ) : Your face. He's watching it and caressing it everytime he can. Even when you're on your knees, he prefers caressing your face with his cock than fucking your mouth.

C ( cum ) : Well when it's not on your face, he likes to cum deep inside you. And when it leaks out, he tries to contain it with his fingers.

D ( dirty secret ) : He uses the force on you, to your knowledge. But he used the force before you were together. Reading your desires and your darkest fantasies.

E ( experience ) : Not much, really. He had a few encounters but nothing serious. And then, his mind was only focused on the first order. Now it's only focused on you.

F ( favorite position ) : On top of you, definitely. He can kiss you lovingly all over your face and see your every reaction. He's also in total control in this position.

G ( goofy ) : Kylo is not a goofy person, but he's amused by your eagerness. He likes playing with you very much.

H ( hair ) : Not so much hair. A little on his private area.

I ( intimacy ) : When you started dating him, you were sure he would be rough and demanding in bed. But actually, he's mostly vulnerable and thoughtful. It's complicated at first, but the more he trusts you, the more he let you see him. Really see him. He smiles at you like he never smiled before. He tells you that he's lucky that you love him back.

J ( jack off ) : Like any man, Kylo needs to blow off the steam. Now he has you, but he used to touch himself every night.

K ( kink ) : He loves your blowjobs, you're amazing at it, but he loves even more that you let him total control. He then grabs your hair and fucks your mouth the way he wants.

L ( location ) : If you initiate it, Kylo is willing to take you anytime and anywhere you want. But he's the most comfortable in your bedroom. He just thrives in that place that belongs to just the two of you.

M ( motivation ) : It can be anything, really. He can be transfixed on your lips when you smile. On your ass when you walk in front of him. On your breast when you're facing him. Everything about you triggers him.

N ( no ) : Sharing is caring. Well not for Kylo. If one of his men looks at you in the wrong way, you can be sure that their lifeless body will be found very quick. And even if he wants honesty from you, try to avoid talking abour your precedents relationships.

O ( oral ) : He's a giver, for sure. But he just can't resist to feel your lips wrapped around his cock. He loves it when you're worshipping him. And he loves to see you stay still while he's using your mouth for his pleasure.

P ( pace ) : Even though Kylo can be very controlling in bed, he mostly loves to worship you as you worship him. He takes all the time he needs to discover every inch of your body. His need for tenderness is never as strong than when he's inside of you.

Q ( quickie ) : You have to make the first step, but if you ask nicely, he will give you a hard and fast pounding to please you.

R ( risk ) : No risk. Kylo would never risk of being caught fucking you in an inappropriate place at an inappropriate time. And he holds you in a too high esteem to risk anyone seeing you in an awkward position. Literally.

S ( stamina ) : Kylo has years of training behind him. He's one of the greatest fighter in the universe, wich means that he can fight for a very long time without getting tired. Fucking you ask no physical effort of him. If he was not caring about your wellbeing, he'd fuck you every nights, all night long.

T ( toys ) : He sometimes agree for the experience of it and because it makes you happy. But he's not really into it. He's not fan of the idea that it's not only him who can give you pleasure.

U ( unfair ) : When his insecurities takes the best of him, he needs to see you craving for his touch. Hearing you begging makes his heart swell.

V ( volume ) : Kylo does not scream or shout. He doesn't even raise his voice. His dark and low voice is so compelling that it's enough for you to comply. His low groans when he cums are such a turn on for you.

W ( wild card ) : He considers you as his equal. The love of his life. But when you call him master, he's like a wild beast who's only purpose is to ravish you.

X ( x ray ) : Ethereal. He's so tall and his chest is like something you never seen. When he's caging you, towering you, you feel like you will disappear in him. You're so tiny next to him that it's a wonder that he didn't break you in half yet.

Y ( yearning ) : There's no limits to his yearning for you. Either he's with you or not, he has that primal needs to feel you against him. To have you in his arms. Wich is where you belong.

Z ( zzzz ) : You rarely fall asleep before he does. Watching you being content and safe in his arms while your breathing is slowing down melts his heart.