#and i mean that whole-heartedly

[illiana-mystery]

Oooh...write me down as scared and horny. 

[shibusawa-breeder]

How long do you think it will be before Dottore and Kolya start throwing hands? I'm giving it four hours.

Depends on the circumstances

If Dottore is in middle of something he probably won't have 2 fucks to give about Kolya but if it's just 2 of them causing chaos they can go for few hours . Prime has more patience cause he wants to see his ability in action but you know what they say. There can be only 1 attention whore.

I don't care if they fight as long as I can be in between them heh

Dottore: "I diagnose you with gay clownery"

Nikolai: "Bold of you to assume that I am not proud of that"

[silversupremacy]

Stupid Horse

[silver-inked]

Chapters: 1/12 Fandom: Silk (Comics), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), MCU but make it Silk Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Cindy Moon & Michelle Jones & Betty Brant, Cindy Moon & Abe Brown & Betty Brant, Cindy Moon & Felicia Hardy, Hector Cervantez/Cindy Moon temporarily Characters: Cindy Moon, Abe Brown, Betty Brant, Michelle Jones, Ned Leeds, Felicia Hardy, Hector Cervantez, Peter Parker, more silk comic friends as we go farther into the story Additional Tags: Spider-Man: No Way Home (Movie) Spoilers, Not Spider-Man: No Way Home Compliant, starts post No Way Home and continues well after, PeterMJ is cannon and Peter is not and will not be a love interest for Cindy, also a big fuck you to pheromone comic cannon I hate it, I make the twin spider bite logic in this fic and comic cannon is not it Summary:

Cindy Moon's life after the blip, and the rollercoaster that came after. As Cindy struggles to unravel the mystery of her parent's disappearance, she makes and loses friends, gains allies and enemies, and find herself perplexed by a certain Black Cat.

"The sense of panic is something she is too familiar with. It enrages her with an immensity that scares her. The buzzing electricity starts at her fingertips and hums up her arms until engulfing her body into a wave of anxiety that she just can’t place. Some days it’s manageable, on days without danger, without stress, without the complexity of New York. Other days everything is moving too slowly, and yet way too quickly.

Cindy breathes, taking a deep breath and letting out another, until she can remember what she was trying to type in the first place."

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Kanaya: I Wish My Name Was Mortitsia

[allthegothihopgirls]

i uh. i-

i gayed them

[soupwife]

if those two "masc fit" people were ugly it wouldve been fine. I'm just sick of hot people being online like give it a rest. Not joking. Not ironic. like... the oversaturation of thin person in slightly weird but not too weird outfit, dead-eyed staring into the camera from under a full face of makeup.. it's just dull at this point. Tedious. The emotion those images produce in me can most closely be described as "bad smell in the house I can't identify". If you're thin and hot just stop posting I think we get it. We get the idea

[leixinyus]

[gxlden-angels]

I can't tell if every once in a while there's a terf going thru ex-christian tumblr, but it's so funny cause I'll block one terf who liked my post then suddenly get an uptick in that one post telling terfs to fuck off

[hotgirlcastiel]

seeing other hot girl cas icons in the wild is unsettling like what’re you doing that’s ME!! identity theft is not a joke!!!!

[2bu]

an honest truth i hope a lot of people come to realize: living a life offline, getting hobbies, investing in yourself and those who are around you is so, so, so important and good for your mental health

[lavenderlevetan]

just watched do revenge… holy shit

[birf]

Drawing dabi’s tummy has done more for me than therapy ever did

[moved-19871997]

This whole thing between george and michael is so funny. We know he's joking but people seem to take it personal. He does a bit of trolling and suddenly it's neg. Remember that whole prank call he did with tommy??? He got so much neg and backlash from it when in realoty tommy was in it too and it was us who got pranked. George knows when to be serious and when to goof around. So people getting upset about this whole michael bit is so funny.

he’s literally the funniest man alive

[akkpipitphattana]

the reason i don't self-identify as a hater is bc like yeah hating things can be fun in my private little internet bubble but i actually think making fun of people for things they like is stupid bc at the end of the day literally everything is subjective. like sure there's things that are bad writing and things that can be perceived as objectively "not good" but if people get enjoyment out of it than just like... let them. obviously there are exceptions like people defending problematic shit but at the end of the day it literally does not matter bc we're all just trying to get any amount of serotonin we can out of this godforsaken planet

[m0e-ru]