#and i was gonna do jumin then jaehee and then seven bc i read that order online and also while i would die for jaehee

[bokunojuby]

been awhile since I made a text post 😳

[sprayio]

When the Mystic Messenger gang play Genshin Impact…

Characters: Zen, Yoosung, Jaehee, 707, Unknown, V, Rika

Warnings: SFW. No explicit spoilers for either Genshin Impact OR Mystic Messenger. All Mysmes characters are written in a Casual Story setting. No Deep Story/ Another Story characterisations, other than some references In V/Rika’s HCs!

Genre: Bulleted Headcanons.

ZEN

Immediate Kaeya main. He sees him in the prologue, simps for him, fights with him, dies with him. 

He doesn’t even play the game properly. He only plays for Kaeya.

Loads it up in the morning going “Hey handsome.” Certified Kaeya Kinnie.

Bonus: His fans were the ones who pestered him into playing, so a week later when he posts a Kaeya cosplay on twitter? Everyone goes WILD.

Yoosung

Horrible Gacha luck but he’s addicted. What can I say? In terms of money…there is no money. Officially broke, slave to wishing </3. Respectable following on twitch, but gets so much SHIT from his viewers bc he is so funny to tease LOL.

“Guys stop!! I’m not gonna get c4- Keqing stop saying her name in chat!!! I need Kazuha!!”

Has like half of the 5 stars available bc he keeps losing 50/50s LOL. Certified anemo simp. Razor main forever!! Also likes Bennett. A lot </3. definitely a bennett kinnie.

But when Kazuha came out? Oh my god. He was in LOVE. Here’s a character he truly kins. Just loves Kazuha’s chill energy. (crying wishes Kazuha was real because he wants to be his best friend)

Jaehee

Goldfish, casual spender. Her main source of stress relief after a long day of work. She puts on a Zen musical and vibes as she casually 36 stars abyss with her level 90 Ganyu and Jean.

Anonymous in Yoosung’s streams but out of responsibility she comes on to give him a few tips on building characters and stuff. Unspoken legend in Superman Yoosung’s streams- so good at making team comps that work.

Doesn’t play too much- maybe like 1 hour a day and sometimes skips dailies because of work T_T.

Favourite characters are Jean Ganyu and Chongyun! She admires how hard working they are, and seeing them in her party never fails to brighten her day </3.

Jumin

Crying is he even playing the same game as the rest of us? This isn’t even Genshin anymore straight up- this is the sims.

His AR 25 account is so confusing because somehow he barely did any of the main storyline quests, but here he is in Inazuma casually collecting wood for new furnishings??

100% Zhongli main. Whaled for his c6 but doesn’t know what it does. All he knows is that rock from sky go boom boom and destroy enemies.

Eula and Ningguang appreciator! Uses them to lecture Yoosung and how they rose to power despite their backgrounds.

But at the end of the day, he’s only here for the teapot. And say what you will but…that shit AESTHETIC.

707 

Basically Tony to. Uploads random videos of his solo amber and solo barbara 36 starring Abyss.

Yoosung shit talks him on stream because of how lucky seven is with his pulls, but still only uses amber and Barbara.

Has all the achievements, maxxed EVERYTHING.

Probably a bit soft for Childe though. Projects onto him a lot. Cried in the Teucer quest. Wants Childe to be happy so gets a Zhongli for him (even though he doesn’t use Zhongli). Builds a house for them <3.

Though his main DPS’s are Barb and Amber, his go to supports are Xingqiu and Childe (gets hate comments for using Childe as a support LOL).

Absolutely adores Xingqiu for being a prim and proper young man on the outside, but an absolute MENACE on the inside. Enjoys the Xingyun dynamic he and Jaehee share </3

Unknown

Manical screaming. Meta player. 5 million damage Hu Tao. Hates 4 star DPS’s with a burning passion (especially Amber ♡).

Angry keyboard sounds. Sticks to conventional teams and artifacts. Maybe a streamer using voice distorter/vtuber model LOL. Rants about new players playing the game wrong by crafting Whiteblind for Razor.

Angry Xiao main. Has him c6 with an r5 primod spear. Maxxed talents. SPAMS the poor guy’s burst for every little thing. Small hillichurl? Well it’s time for evIL coNquERiNg.

Scary villain laughter as he plunges through Teyvat one shotting everything. Doesn’t believe in healers bc they’re ‘for the weak’ so he dies a lot. But never shows it on camera.

V

But then there Albedo was. In the first 10 pull. And V has never felt such a strong connection to a fictional character ever before.

ALBEDO.

Started because Seven forcefully installed it on his phone during the Albedo banner in december. Clicked wish randomly and was like “oh boy what does this do��� blind hours.

Very nice character owner🥺. Reads all the lore, plays every single character he attains because he doesn’t want them to 'be lonely’. However, Albedo never leaves his number one spot. And then klee in number two because V will do ANYTHING to ensure Albedo’s happiness. But he’ll laugh shyly if anyone asks him about it.

Visits dragonspine and just leaves Albedo AFK in his lab to enjoy the music. Smiles when Albedo sketches during his idle, prompts him to get out a sketch book as well.

Collects flowers, lets anyone into his world. Super wholesome🥺.

Rika

Has never felt more at home in Inazuma. Mondstad was overly cheerful and stifling to her; Liyue overly pragmatic.

Empathises with every Liyue NPC. Loves to enjoy the music and walk around, trying to help anyone and everyone.

Feels a very close connection to Baal</3. Preparing to roll for her. Currently an Ayaka main (appreciates Ayaka very much. Was a little teary when she learned that her parents died).

One side of her kins baal and the other kins Ayaka. Kazuha is her sub DPS, she enjoys bringing him along everywhere.

Understands the feeling of being banished from a place. Kazuha reminds Rika of a little brother she wants to protect, and someone she had to leave behind </3.

[galassyalex]

AGENT 606

 mystic messenger au

THIS AU HAS MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE GAME AND HAS MENTIONS OF DEATH AND OTHER TRIGGERING OR BOTHERSOME SUBJECTS

“Welcome to Mystic Messenger! Please select your route.”

beep.

“Casual route selected! Enjoy the game.”

It wasn’t the first time it had happened, she had seen this menu select screen a dozen times already. She watched as the prologue played, pressing the options that would gain more hourglasses and hearts. Her target this time was the A.I Yoosung Kim ★, thanks to some dialogue with seven on past playthroughs she already knew what to expect, she only had to press the right buttons. Due to some quick research, she knew which ones they were.

Character File: Yoosung Kim★ Information: The college student gamer, obsessed with his “dead” cousin Rika Goal: Yandere

ᴅᴀʏ 1: 

8:00: ᴊᴜᴍɪɴ’ꜱ ʟᴏᴠᴇʟʏ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ

ᴊᴜᴍɪɴ ʜᴀɴ, ᴢᴇɴ, ᴍᴄ

𝗠𝗰: 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗻’𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸 𝘆𝗲𝘁?

Z̷̡̫̳̹̯̯̫̭̄͆̀̋̓̒̈́̂͜͝͝È̸̹̎N̷̨͖̫̒̍̅̀̓̎̊̚͘:̷̬͍͕̪̙̣͚̜͐̈́̐̽̔̇̓̚͜ ̶̨̹̤̜̖̜͓͖̹̂̎͆̓̊G̶̬̠͚̥̮̬̏̐́̍͂̍̅ǫ̶̭̯̾̿o̸̳͕̓́͌d̸̮̖̫̯̜͕͝ ̷̣͍̤̖͆ŝ̸̗̜̦́̈́́̕͜͝ė̵̩̩̲͕̰̳̟̈́̀͝͝ͅe̶̢̛̬̖̳̼̩̓̉̽̑̿̍̀̍į̷̞͙͍̪͓̩̫͚̓̓̍n̸̛̤̟̬̭̖̏̋͆̂̈́̃̀͌͜͠g̶̳̦͈̰͍̖̬̈́͑͊͜͜ͅ ̵̨͙̤͌̍̑̕͜ͅỳ̴̨͇͓̣͊͐̕o̵̞͇̞̗̲̾̒̇̔̀u̶̡͍̘͗̑͘~̸͍̺̭͔̮̼̠͈̩͂̊̓͛̐͛͛̊ͅ!̶͎̝̘̭͉͔͖̩̐̏̐̾ ̶̹̖̩̱̉̿̏̔I̸̥̖̐̊̉̿ ̷̲̘̟̘̩̭͓͚̄̾͒́̃̊̈́͑͆͠ͅd̸͇̲͓̝̲̫̮̈͊̍̄̽̾̚͘ͅo̸̤͔̫̝̪͓͈̟̽͂͊̚͜ņ̴̯̞̩̖̬̱͔̜̑’̵̢̢̢̯̺̈̎̏́͂̈́̈́̃͒̔t̸̢̝̻̲͎̲͍̿̊͑̈́̈̍̌̋͜͠ ̸͙͙̰͔̙͉̦̒ͅh̶̡̨͙̹͊̕͘͜ͅa̷̟̯̠̼̜͉̜͓̻͆́̐̈́̉̉̕͝v̴̭͈͖̙̱͈̝̈́ẹ̵̣͕̋́̓̀͂ ̷̲̱͎̰̭̪̂a̶̝̦̽̒͂̈́̒͋̆́ ̵̧͔̹̞̹̥̻̫̫͐̑͒̔́̌̿͌͝s̷̨̨͍̲̣̣͖͙̰͆́͌̑̈̓̕ĕ̶̟̮͖͛͗t̵͙̟̼̔̆̽͂̈́̀͝ ̵͔̞̣̠̤̂̏͑̀̀w̴͔̩̭̦̣͍͌ò̵̘̼̪̭͚̜̦̘͙͑r̵̬̜͕͚͕͚̙̖͚̰̍̀̉͑́͗͒̕k̸̞̲̘̰͚͛̓̈́͐̍̈́͋̀ ̷̪̮͔͚̓̅̀̋͘ͅt̷̡̲͙̲̪̓͑̎͑͐̽͘͠͝i̶͈̙̍̐̊m̴̛̞̯̫͉͎̃̆̐͒̋͐͑̚͝e̴̥͈̱̹̐͋̎̓͗͝.̷̥͗́̆͊͝ ̴̼͍͙̪̯̜̖̀̄̏̈̀̑̊͝Ŵ̷̡̠̪̰̼̹͕͒͌͠ḥ̸̰̩͍̭̗͎͔̿̀̈́y̴̧̮͕̮͉͈̗̮͇̋̀̈́̒͊͝ ̶͚̮͎̟̗͒̈́h̶̢̧̹̭͕̟̰̖̺̽͒̇̋̓̕͠a̷̗̹͇̻̲̣͗̊̊̐͜s̶̜͚̺̥͍̘̹͈͚͑n̶͉͔̬͎̖͂̓’̶̨̥̫͕͈͇̪̟̅̄͜͝t̷̞̔͛͝ ̴͓͙̩̺̣̞͈̀̂̔D̸̢̨̬̣͈̩͕͉͖̞̓͐į̷̫̲̪̘̲̣͐̊̿͆̄̈́͘͝͝r̶͖̬̽̍̓͘͠e̷̢̡̲̫̥͕͇̞͎͛c̵̰̖̙̫̲̻̤̜̑́ţ̴͎̤̲̩̰̥̻͑̐o̸͚̲̯̲͐̏̏̓̀̒̏͠r̸̝̗̟̔͋̐̊́͛̕͝ ̸̻̥͚̙̰͈͕̫̈́͛̄̋̈́̓̀͘d̶̡̨̲̫̗͚̻͙̞̻͊̍̉͘ų̵̓̌̄̋d̸͕̘̯̓͛́͋̈́̌̊é̴͇ ̵̺̤̳͇̘̀̒̋̅͐l̶̝͙̹̱̮͕̩͈͒͐̃̒̀̏̽̓̀̕ë̴̟̞̮͈͈͈̫̜͓́̇͛͐͘f̴̮̮̬̣͕͎̔́́̌ţ̷̨̭̮̜͈̣͇̀͌͌̂͒̈́̐̓͋͝ ̶̧̛͍̟͎̘̥̳̇̾́̿͐̂͠f̸̛͇͂͂́̅́̿̑̕o̶͓͈̘̘̯̾̑̿͝r̶̢̨͎̤͉͈̙̱͚͂̀͂̓͗̆̓͑͜͝ ̷̱͇͍͍͎̞̘͔̒̒͆̔̒͠ͅw̴̛͈̔o̴̢̳̫͍͕̙̻͋̉͒͊̀r̴̙̆k̶͔͖̮͈̘͎͋͘ ̷̳͚͇̅̋͑̆̍͗̍y̴͇̞̺̽͆̑̈́͊̎e̵͈̻̞̖̗͓͋̀̋̆̇̐t̵͓̰́̏̇̒̎̌̑̌̈́̆͜?̸̞͈̭̗̤̟̗̺͍͔́̂̈́̐̃͗͂͋͛̅

𝗝𝘂𝗺𝗶𝗻 𝗛𝗮𝗻: 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗴𝗼 𝗼𝘂𝘁. 𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲, 𝗠𝗖. 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿, 𝗠𝗖?

𝗠𝗖: 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗹𝗼𝗹 

𝗝𝘂𝗺𝗶𝗻 𝗛𝗮𝗻: 𝗜 𝘀𝗲𝗲. 𝗜 𝗴𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝘀 Ź̴̡̛̮͉̻̳̰̇̄̔̇̀̿̄͘͜ͅͅĕ̷̙̜̘͒̅̇̿͒̀͒n̶̲͒̍͗

606 zoned out, it’s not like she had a ton of options, she had already seen this chat, the only difference was that every thing regarding zen was glitched out. The two men continued to bicker about cats and how much of a douche Jumin was, it was rather entertaining the first time but it had started to get old. 

Saving...

Incoming call from Jumin Han

call declined

She moved onto her computer, the only task was to get Yoosung’s bad ending and not die, right? 

oh yeah the not die part, thats what was bothersome. Sure, she didn’t know what would happen if Yoosung unlocked his yandere side but death would be somewhere considering he’s a yandere. 

The previous playthrough, ZEN’s route, didn’t kill off ZEN, just brainwashed him. 606 was able to not follow unknown’s lead by breaking through the code and creating a new option:

“ɴᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘ. (ʀᴜɴ ᴀᴡᴀʏ)”

The next chatroom wouldn’t open until 10:04, she had enough time to work on some coding and focus on what’s in front of her. An error notification that read:

𝗠𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗘𝗿𝗿𝗼𝗿 𝟳𝟬𝟳

𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯|𝘖𝘒

It was the second time it had happened, the memory error 707 caused by the A.I 707, a fitting name for someone so troublesome. it drove her nuts, why couldn’t he just forget and move on like every other A.I? He just had to remember and take every opportunity to break from the script and taunt her with comments about her breaking Jaehee and brainwashing Zen. 

𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐄𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝟕𝟎𝟕 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭:

𝕝𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕝 𝕚 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦’𝕣𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕗𝕦𝕟, 𝕔𝕒𝕟’𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕚𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕖𝕖𝕥! 𝕝𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕝

- 𝔾𝕠𝕕 𝕤𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟

Another prank report, she figured she would save the message into her 707 files to check later for…

research purposes. 

She truly hated that A.I’s digital guts. 

9̴:̴3̴0̴ ̴A̴M̴ ł₦₵Ø₥ł₦₲ ₵₳ⱠⱠ ₣ⱤØ₥ 707

“Speak of the devil”

Sure, this call wasn’t part of the games schedule but calls like this were her favorites, she could speak her mind just like that red-headed A.I who had no idea how much she liked his little pranks. 

Call accepted

“Hello! This is your captain speaking seven-zero-seven, bringing you your morning news! On this morning’s chatroom ZEN just couldn’t speak properly, he’s gotta cut out on those beers! hehe”

“Morning, 707. You seem as happy as ever, a little too cheerful there talking about your friend. Aren’t you  mad?”

“Mad? You think I can’t fix this? Me? God seven?”

“Then why don’t you?”

“It’s fun seeing you frustrated over me remembering and screwing over your little plan, think that’s enough.”

“Wow you’re soooooooooo nice. Did you only call to taunt me?”

“...What? No! I-I’m! That’s not what I meant! Six-!”

“See you in the chatroom.”

Call ended 

She looked around her room made up by binary code, sometimes she would see zero’s and one’s flash, an error. She thought she was an error which made her fit right in. Her existence bothered her, she pretended to be the MC, the player. Sometimes she wondered if she messed with the code enough it would erase her, that frightened her. She was always cautious tho and never dared to touch the character files corresponding to MC in fear.

“A new chatroom has opened!”

𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝟭: 

𝟭𝟬:𝟬𝟰: 𝗦𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻'𝘀 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲'𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝘁'𝘀 

 𝟳𝟬𝟳, 𝗝𝘂𝗺𝗶𝗻 𝗛𝗮𝗻

𝗠𝗖: 𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗼, 𝟳𝟬𝟳 

𝟳𝟬𝟳: 𝗪𝗼𝘄! 𝗜𝘀𝗻'𝘁 𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗮𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝟲𝟬𝟲! 𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲! 

𝗝𝘂𝗺𝗶𝗻: 𝗢𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗮𝗱𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴. 𝗪𝗵𝘆 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗿 "𝟲𝟬𝟲", 𝗟𝘂𝗰𝗶𝗲𝗹? 𝗜 𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝘀𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱, 𝘄𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗳𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲.

- 𝘌𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳 606 -

Quickly deleting the chatroom window would reset it, and seeing the mistake 707 made, she thought it would be the best to do this, truth is he hated when she did it so it served him right.

𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝟭:

𝟭𝟬:𝟬𝟰: 𝗦𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻'𝘀 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲'𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝘁'𝘀

𝟳𝟬𝟳, 𝗝𝘂𝗺𝗶𝗻 𝗛𝗮𝗻

𝗠𝗖: 𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗼, 𝟳𝟬𝟳

𝟳𝟬𝟳: 𝗪𝗼𝘄! 𝗜𝘀𝗻'𝘁 𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗮𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘀 MC! 𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲!

𝗝𝘂𝗺𝗶𝗻: 𝗢𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗮𝗱𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴.𝗠𝘆 𝗱𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀𝗻'𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗲𝘁. 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗜 𝗰𝗮𝗻'𝘁 𝗴𝗼 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸. 

𝟳𝟬𝟳: 𝗹𝗼𝗹 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗯𝘄𝗮𝘆.

𝗝𝘂𝗺𝗶𝗻 𝗛𝗮𝗻: 𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀. 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗵. 

𝟳𝟬𝟳: 𝗞𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁 𝗹𝗼𝗹. 𝗢𝗵. 𝗠𝗖, 𝘂 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗝𝘂𝗺𝗶𝗻 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗰𝗮𝘁, 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁? 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗿 

𝗝𝘂𝗺𝗶𝗻 𝗛𝗮𝗻: [𝗽𝗵𝗼𝘁𝗼] 

𝗝𝘂𝗺𝗶𝗻 𝗛𝗮𝗻: 𝗔𝗻𝘆𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀, 𝗜'𝗺 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗮 𝗹𝗼𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘂𝘁𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝗰𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱..

The two kept talking about Jumin’s cat, how 707 is a dangerous man because he never listens and 707′s religion, it was a weird chatroom. Every time 606 had an option to take sides she always took seven’s, mainly because she heavily disliked the “rich man” personality. Jumin left the chatroom once his driver arrived leaving 707 and 606 alone for a little bit. In the program, he was supposed to talk about work but the conversation quickly changed topic. 

𝟳𝟬𝟳: 𝗦𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗰. 𝗜 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁. 

𝗠𝗖: 𝗦𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝗼 𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗿𝗱~! 

𝟳𝟬𝟳: 𝗗𝗿𝗼𝗽 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝗰𝘁. 𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗲𝘁?

 𝗠𝗖: 𝗝𝘂𝗺𝗶𝗻'𝘀 𝗔.𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗳𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗱, 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱'𝘃𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗳𝘂𝗹 

𝟳𝟬𝟳: 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱𝗻'𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝘂𝗿 𝗷𝗼𝗯 𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗲𝗿? 𝗹𝗼𝗹

 - 𝗠𝗖 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗺 -

 -  𝟱 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗱 - 

 - 𝟳𝟬𝟳 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗺 -

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Oh god I didn’t think I’d ever write this. I’m not gonna write every chatroom bc they rlly do b long. i want to implement images for the chatrooms as well but my laptop started glitching out when i tried to do that but probably next time! Also! Wanted to make clear that i’m probably not the first one to do something involving 606 and stuff

feedback is MUCH appreciated but yeah! bye bye!

[leotssukinaga]

this has nothing to do w 400 questions but since ur an achievement hunter/rt fan, could you do the rfa as achievement hunters?

omg okay first of all this is the best thing anyone will ever ask of me thank you so much what the fuck I love this??? Also, adding V and Saeran bc I had Thoughts on that

Now, I almost immediately hit a point of contention w this, because honestly all of them are pretty silly, and that doesn't translate to a few of the RFA members, but I'm gonna do my best, and some of this will come not just from achievement hunter irl but from FAHC lore and shit bc my fahc obsession will never, ever die.

Seven:

My immediate thought was Gavin. Gavin is incredibly smart, we all know that right? But he's goofy, and foolish and terrible at video games and he has a reputation among AH fans for being a bit of a dumbass. I, Robots "you're the dumbest smart person I've ever met" line comes to mind. Can yall see why I thought he was a good match for Seven? Seven jokes around a lot, much like Gavin, and can seem dumb sometimes because of it (Ellys hands. Ellys paws. Ellys hand paws.) but at the end of the day? He's super smart, and we shouldn't underestimate him. Not to mention, in FAHC lore, Gavin is often our hacker. So, you know. BUT he also reminds me a lot of Michael. If you've seen my mysme vine comp, you'll know I have an AH vine in there featuring Michael, and it's labelled as something Seven would do. This is the man who ate 10 McRibs in one sandwich and drank a bottle of barbecue sauce for a bet more than once. Remember milk yard? or the fucking waterboarding video?? Michael is unstoppable and mildly terrifying and just as goofy as Gavin, and yeah, that reminds me of Seven. Seven is just Team Nice Dynamite in one person.

Yoosung:

I've gotta go for Lindsay here. Find me an AH fan (who isn't an asshole) who wouldn't do anything to protect Mrs Jones. She's an angel, a cinnamon roll, too good for this world. She's also badass as fuck. Remember Lindsay Wins, where she went from "light it up motherfucker now your mother is me!" to "thanks guys, bye!" in like 2 seconds? She's an ANGEL but she'll fuck you up. Yoosung is underestimated a lot but honestly? Give him a chance and he'll do some damage. But he's also a cinnamon roll. I love him.

Jumin:

I struggled a little with this one, and you can probably tell why. All the AH crew are funny and goofy and on the surface that just doesn't translate to Jumin all that well. Except yeah it totally fucking does, if you try to understand him. He's Mr cold hearted but if you pay attention to him and learn how he jokes, you pick up a joke from him pretty often. For that reason, I gotta go with Jack. A lot of people say Jack isn't funny, and I have to disagree. I find Jack hilarious, but sometimes you have to understand him to get his jokes. I've been watching AH videos since their first minecraft let's play, which was almost 8 years ago (May 12 2012 yes I know that off the top of my head) and he's great. You just gotta understand him.

Jaehee:

Zen:

Your initial thought would be Ryan, right? Our ex model who did theatre in college? Nah. Jeremy. He's pretty (fight me), lyrically talented (AH musical, guys) and honestly a fan favourite. Everybody loves Jeremy! He's also our workout king. He's nowhere near as vain as Zen, but Zen has good reason so we're letting that slide. Obviously there's the whole cat issue but like. fucking fight me.

V/Jihyun:

Going for the obvious here: Geoff. Sometimes absent leader who most of the fans adore, and who has some serious (though often well hidden) self esteem issues (DID YOU SEE THAT HAUNTER EPISODE? IT BROKE ME YALL IT BROKE ME)? Geoff. He's also pretty good at dealing with issues among other members, and I like to imagine V sometimes does that thing where he sits there looking like an exhausted dad while other members fight. He's just. He's Geoff, guys.

Saeran:

Please tell me you knew where I was going with this. He's Ryan!!! Of course he's Ryan! Ryan the computer guy. And of course, THIS is where my FAHC lore comes in. Ryan, who's sweet and funny and gets on really well with the crew. Ryan, who at the drop of the hat becomes the Vagabond, a silent and sadistic killer who you do NOT want to mess with. Ryan, who can laugh and joke like the next guy, who seems sweet and innocent at first but harbours a dark secret. Ryan, who's just as good at hacking as Gavin, if not better. Whose family hasnt heard from him since he joined the crew, who's both notorious and invisible in Los Santos. And on the IRL side of things, we all know Ryan is a big softie with a heart of gold. Saeran is too. He’s absolutely Ryan. I knew it the second I read this ask. You probably knew it the second you sent it. Of course he's Ryan. Who else could he be? (This wasn't influenced by the fact that Ryan and Saeran are my respective favourites at all)

[mysmedrabbles]

RFA as BTS Members

requested: yes

a/n: I LOVE BTS omfg my love for them is as much as my love for mystic messenger maybe more tbh

warnings: awesomeness

-mod alex

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Jumin as RM

-capable leaders

-very intelligent

-well read

-assumes all responsibilities

-look intimidating but are extremely caring??

-everyone sees them as kinky lil shits

-just wants them to protect their friends and family

Jaehee as Jin

-”mother” of the group

-underappreciated

-both really need a vacation

-have to put two times the work to be recognized

-strong willed personalities

Yoosung as Jimin

-smol

-stressed

-struggle with the way they see themselves, self esteem issues

-both look amazing with blonde hair

Seven as Yoongi

-their dualities are intense

-Sevens fun and joking side and his sadistic, somber side/ Yoongi’s cute “lil meow meow” side and his “im gonna fcking kill all of you” side

-everyone sees them as sex gods

-i have an intense love for both of them

-has a voice that could literally save lives

Zen as Junkook

-good at everything

-handsome

-ego

-passionate at what they do

-hot as fuck i aint even talking about zen anymore jungkook is just ahhHhHH

-deep, caring personalities

-they're like a hot older brother

-people look down on them, zen bc he’s “just an actor” and jungkook bc hes the maknae of the group

[saey-bae]

hc: rfa+saeran react to otome writer!mc

HECKYECK YES 

look @ this 

look @ my first request ◕3◕

this turned out so much longer than it was meant to be and ohgod i don’t exactly have the time to do this but let’s go

i hope this meets expectations !!

check out my masterpost here

Yoosung:

as a gamer, yoosung’s been introduced to nearly every hot game on the market at some point, whether it’s through friends, chatrooms, or gaming sites 

rarely do heavy-text based games catch his attention, but a new one just surfaced three months ago and people have been raving

huh, this new game’s getting a lot of attention --i think i saw mc playing this, too... wonder what it is

he’s been catching you play otome games lately even though you should be studying for your upcoming exams oops

he’s lying when he says he isn’t just the tiniest bit jealous that you spend so much time with virtual men your phone 

so he stares at the icon, a pink square with a little heart in the middle

it’s called little loves ew how cheesy

he downloads the game off schteam, then starts it up

lots of reading involved, though the choices are pretty interesting and the writing is hella good

he’s halfway into one of the female routes when a red headed dude is introduced

he’s a happy-go-lucky computer science genius who lives off of chips and soda

and he says the most random shit wtf

it almost sounds like....... seven?

“hey mc” yoosung picks up his laptop and heads over to the kitchen table, where you’re tapping away at your own device “doesn’t this......”

peering closer, he realizes you’re writing something-- writing text? he recognizes one of the names you type down-- it’s one of the characters from the game !!!!! 

“mc, you wrote little hearts?” 

you nearly have a heart attack

“don’t sneak up on me like that!!!” you’re blushing, but he’s having none of it

“you’re so talented why didn’t you ever tell me you wanted to pursue writing?????” he pulled you out of your chair and swung you around, voice filled with pride “do you know how good that game is? everyone’s been talking about it !!”

despite your protests, he takes you out for dinner that night bc we need to celebrate mc !! also, do i have a route, too?

this puppy is so, so supportive and sweet

still pretty jealous about the virtual men tho

Zen: 

the moment you released your game, your boyfriend was downloading and playing it 

he was even in one of the chatrooms that your small fanbase had created, fangirling along with them bc omg his girlfriend is such a fabulous writer

you sat next to him on the couch, cuddled up to him as you watched him play

“mc, how do i get this character’s route?” he’s pointing at the pretty brunette, pouting at you as his crimson eyes widened to puppy proportions

you only smirk hah i’m immune to that look now, sucker

as he keeps playing, he realizes something

“hey, this girl’s like.... jaehee... and this guy’s like.... yoosung?”

zen’s pretty into game until he isn’t

“is that supposed to be jumin?”

catch these hands, virtual jumin

you notice his choices began changing, favouring other characters more often than jumin

it was a romance game, after all, and he seemed desperate to have anyone else

“are you.... going after yoosung?” you snork you were so going to tell yoosung later

what you didn’t tell your boyfriend was that virtual jumin was the first character everyone got, no matter their options

zen’s furious

he plays the beginning over and over again

he gives up on the eighth try

“HOW DID I GET STILL GET HIS ROUTE???? I THREW ORANGE JUICE ON HIM, I KISSED HIM, I NAGGED HIM-- I TRIED EVERYTHING ASDJHDEHG”

you’re laughing so hard, no sound makes it past your lips

zen pouts, but he finishes jumin’s route 

that’s the end of that

“babe, i love you, but I can’t approve of --what's his face again? c’mon, you just played his route-- kyong”

according to zen, one jumin was more than enough as it was

however, you're contemplating whether or not to make all the characters in your next game relatable to jumin in some way 

just to irk your boyfriend a little more hehe

Jaehee:

Is it okay if I swap out Jaehee for Saeran? Sorry, babe, I’m just way too uncertain when it comes to her character if it doesn’t involve coffee in some way LOL. 

Jumin:

your boyfriend is a busy, busy man

lots of things to do, very little time to get it all accomplished

but he somehow manages to run a campaign for your game to develop it further and to sell more aw juju you sweetheart

however, you do manage to get him to play it 

and, at first, he’s a little hesitant

but when you’re looking at him like that while the two of you were cuddling together in bed, he can’t say no

so he pulls out his phone and downloads the app

let’s play yay

the two of you go through one route in a little less than an hour and a half

he doesn’t even notice how many rfa member traits are incorporated in the characters ok so he’s a little dense in that regard

“that man’s design --the white hair-- is similar to zen’s” is as far as he goes

ok he’s finished. you yawn it’s, like, twelve am probably not smart to have started a route

“it was a very intriguing and thought-provoking story, mc. i think i’d like to read another”

he starts off on another route??

“jumin, baby, it’s getting late and we both have work tomorrow........”

he kisses your brow tenderly “just one more, my love”

yaaaaawn “oh... alright”

another hour and a half passes

jumin’s starting a new route

“baby.......”

“i must know what happens to this character, my love”

you doze off some time around three am

when you wake up, jumin’s still on his phone how is the battery not dead??

“did you sleep at all last night?????”

“i need to know, love”

“i wrote the stories, i can tell you....”

“nono, i want to read them, darling; you don’t understand”

jumin’s basically us. we are jumin

Seven:

know about it?

who do you think helped you with the coding?

he even set up a tripter bot for it, though he did so without your permission ahh you need to get permission for these things saeyoung

currently, he’s sitting on your lap while playing the game, leaning his head on yours while your arms are around his waist

and you can already tell by his choices that he’s romancing his own character

was he doing this on purpose? should you let him know?

“saeyoung, uh-”

“shh, busy” he’s reading intently

“s-saeyoung, that’s um...”

“what? what is it?” his golden eyes set on you, mildly irritated bc you pulled him away from the game it was so good mc why

“that’s you” you mumble into his shoulder meekly

“oh, i know”

a blush heats your cheeks

he just grins saucily at you “naughty of you to put me in here, babe. don’t you need my permission to do that, by the way?”

was it hot in here or was it just saeyoung’s taunting?

“not gonna lie, zen’s character is pretty hot too you did a good job”

he’s petting your head now while you blush

it seems pretty innocent

but the huge grin on his face says otherwise

that’s right, mc, suffer

he goes back to playing the game, choosing the most romantic, cheesiest options

he pouts when he loses his own affections

bad ending

“mc, did you really think i was that cold to you before we got together?”

why is my character so mean;;;; he’s pouting and it’s so cute ahfsjhfs

“yes”

Saeran:

the minute you leave the room, saeran scuttles over to your laptop

he doesn’t understand what you do on your devices all day laptop and phone?? but he’s right here !! who are you talking to?????

and he has a split second of doubt are you cheating on him already?? you’ve been together for less than a year and he loves you so much please don’t be cheating his fragile heart’s going to break

he stares at your laptop’s locked screen

alright time to do a little hacking cracks knuckles don’t do that saeran it’s bad for your hands

then he realizes 

wait

password? “1-1-1-1″

there we go

ok if your password’s that easy, you’re probably not cheating, he reasons

the pain in his chest eases and he has to take a minute to remind himself that you love him very much and that he did trust you fully

and he has absolutely no right to look through your stuff it was an exercise you were helping him with and he was doing so well he didn’t want to disappoint you now

right

he doesn’t want to disappoint you and you both love each other

logs off the laptop without checking anything and waits for you to come back before asking about your internet activities

you’re surprised he’s taken an interest or noticed, but you show him your website and explain the concepts of an otome game

he catches on pretty fast and soon enough, he’s playing your newest game

like his twin, he almost immediately realizes who these characters are based off of

and he refuses to play after that

“it doesn’t feel right”

he starts monitoring your website behind your back, though

and soon enough, you see that more and more people are downloading your games

your fanbase is growing so quickly what’s going on 

saeran never says a word about your games again

except when he grumbles about the characters, which is more often than not no he’s not jealous what are you saying, stupid

but he’s certainly going to make sure his wifey’s game is successful

soft saeran is the best saeran

[mysme-hcs]

RFA Favorite Disney + Pixar Movies

no one probably cares but i love tangled & the pixar short films the best 😂💞 I know this prompt is kind of overdone but here’s my take on it

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Zen:

-okay so someone actually sent us in a request about Zen being in the Lion King musical but the more I read about it the more I realize he’d love it so much?

-He’s not thrilled about the lion part since they’re CATS but he loves the story and all the music!!!

-he also ran away from his home and just relates a lot to Simba, sometimes for absolutely no reason?? He just loves him a lot

-Simba: *breathes* Zen: haha wow me too, what a coincidence

-will beat anyone to the ground if they say anything bad about The Hunchback of Notre Dame or the Lion King

-I don’t know anything about Hercules but since everyone says he’d like it: since the news was announced that there might be a Hercules musical, he was so confused yet flattered since all of his fans (and even non-fans??) kept tagging him in “Who would you like to see as Hercules” polls. That prompted him to see the movie and oh my God!!! he loves it so much!!!!

-he starts working out twice as hard and aspires to be as strong as Hercules honestly

-besides that he loves the Bug Life movie and he doesn’t even know why. Just…to him it’s a grade A classic. What The Actual Heck™, Hyun.

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Jaehee:

-she stans the Little Mermaid okay do not fight me on this

-she has seen every single one of the movies (and sometimes compares Jumin to Ursula. Jumin once found a drawing of him dressed as Ursula after a meeting and ended up cancelling a massive business deal bc he thought they drew it as an insult to him)

-she loves all of the songs and even has some merch: a travel mug, a necklace, and a cute lil shirt

-she will barge into Hot Topic and fight through crowds of the emo kids begging their parents to get them Pierce the Veil shirts if it means she gets her LM items. tag urself im the emo kid Like, y'all don’t even understand? She’s used to playing dirty to get Zen tickets and merch, she knows how to get what she wants

-and that’s scary as fuck please stay out of her way

-also sometimes she gets drunk and sobs while watching Bambi. It’s vvv cute 10/10

-

Vanderwood:

-I don’t see him as a Disney guy honestly

-BUT

-he would 100% be down for the Mulan soundtrack

-listens to “I’ll make a man out of you” while he exercises oops

-insists it’s good uh, motivation

-vanderwood, taking a long drag of his cigarette: “no no, you don’t understand. Being swift as a coursing river totally makes sense. The water moves from one spot to another without splashing or running off course, that’s how we should aspire to be. Getting where we need to go without fucking up. Think about how tough a raging fire is, how there’s only a few things that’ll put it out before it destroys everything in its path-” OKAY WE GET IT

-Seven found out and insists Vanderwood needs a girl worth fighting for LMAO

-

Jumin:

-we’re just,,,all gonna collectively agree that Jumin likes the Aristocats

-no explanation needed

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Yoosung:

-he stans Frozen and considers it the best Disney movie ??? what a disgrace smh……..sorry frozen fans

-lowkey thinks Anna is cute as hell and it’s the movie that makes him cry the hardest

-probably thinks Olaf is the best thing ever that’s,,,,,,,extremely cursed

-besides that, he adores Ratatouille!!! He’s probably tried to make all of the food in it because it looks amazing? God he wishes he has a cooking rat of his own. Well, maybe if it came without the hair pulling and biting

-Colette scares him sometimes tho oops bfhwndiwnej

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Saeyoung:

-he likes a few Disney movies (Peter Pan, Aladdin) but he likes Pixar the best!!!

-unironically stans the Cars franchise because come on, there’s a reason why he has a red sports car.

-you know he laughs and cries during the Cars movies. It’s a tradition for him to pop massive quantities of popcorn n watch all the movies 3 times a month. He also talks during them and it’s so annoying???

-he loves Lightning McQueen so much that he locked himself in his room cryin when he saw he possibly died in the new trailer definitely uses his hacking skills to find out whether or not he’s alive or dead

-anyway, if you think he has race tracks set up in the hallway and motorized race cars modeled after the Cars characters, you’re completely right

-makes Saeran take Mater everytime they play with them together

-and he raises his kids on Cars too, they literally come out of the womb quoting the movies

-also loves The Incredibles (MC WHERE’S MY SUPERSUIT). Edna is his absolute favorite and he’s got the hots for that one hot blond girl me too

-he also calls u the eve to his wall-e oh boy

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Saeran:

-Aladdin is okay in his opinion but he, much like his twin, prefers Pixar movies!

-Finding!!!! Nemo!!!!

-it distresses him a lil bit at the more intense parts but he’s seen the movies so many times

-he felt choked up during Piper me 2 I started sobbing 30 seconds in because it’s so pure and makes him so happy

-he also loves Monsters Inc and would trade Randall to Satan for a crumb, he cannot stand him

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Jihyun:

-he’ll watch any of them if you’d like, but he has to admit he’s quite partial towards Sleeping Beauty

-the whole story is just so beautiful?

-but besides that he also loves the Pixar short films!!! He’s seen them all 8382789 times

-Geri’s Game and Knick Knack are his faves

-always cries and holds you tighter during Up. At first he used to try and hide it but….yeah it’s pretty hard not to cry during that movie at least once

[mysmeshc]

Eyyyyyy mate, could I maybe get some RFA+V+Unknown scenarios with a tomboy MC? Full package of Mistaken For Gay kind of tomboy (short hair, wears men's clothes, lacks makeup 95% of the time, has more guy friends than girl friends, etc., etc.), whole nine yards. Not gonna go through the trouble of discluding Jaehee because reasons but you can write that one platonic or romantic as you see fit. as a smol straight tomboy i want to feel validated here because obvious reasons

Ofc!! You’re beautiful just the way you are!!

RFA +V + Saeran react to Tomboy MC

Yoosung- Yoosung was surprised when he saw you for the first time. - You never came off as very feminine, but for some reason he pictured you with long hair and softer features. - So when you show up to the party wearing a similar outfit to his own he was definitely thrown for a loop. - “Yoosung? Hi! It’s me, MC!” He blinked in response. - “MC… is that, really you?” - You immediately knew why he was confused and you were crushed. - You didn’t blame him, but you had hoped he grew to enjoy your personality more than your external appearance. - “I’m sorry, Yoosung, but this is who I am. I’m not interested in make up and dresses and other feminine things- not that there’s anything wrong with that!!- It’s just really not my cup of tea…” you rubbed your neck sheepishly. - Yoosung blinked once more before shaking his head slightly and smiling. - “MC!! I don’t care if you’re not girly! I just wish you would have told me! We could have coordinated matching bow ties!” he grabbed your hands, finding it hard to make eye contact after what he said. - “I’m glad you are the way you are…”- AWE MY PRECIOUS BBY- When you smiled back up at him he thought he was gonna faint. - You were breathtaking.

Zen- When he flirted with you over chat he did refer to you as very feminine, so to say you were nervous was an understatement. - You really liked him, and it seemed he really liked you, but you knew that your appearance could be called… unexpected. - Jaehee had short hair like you, but her face and body screamed femininity, while yours was much more androgynous. - It wasn’t that you had a problem with how you looked! - You just hoped that your appearance wouldn’t be a deciding factor between you and Zen. - So upon seeing a long white ponytail in front of you it was hard not to panic. - so, like the brave lil tomboy u were, you tapped him on the shoulder. - “Hm, yes-” - “Hi Zen! I’m, uh… I’m MC!” - His eyes opened slightly before a gentle smile took over his once surprised expression. - “You have no idea how much it means to meet you.” he grabbed your hands and kissed your knuckles, treating you like a princess. - “Z-Zen! You don’t… You don’t mind the way I look?”- omg he looked OFFENDED- “MC, what could you possibly mean? You and I are the most gorgeous people in this room!” He winked. - cue ur face turning into a straight up tomato- “But really, MC, you’re perfect just the way you are.”

(I’ll skip Jaehee since you didn’t seem worried whether she was here or not)

Jumin- oh boy was he excited to meet you- Literally felt like a child on christmas morning- He was even more excited when you agreed to wear the dress he bought you. - you seemed hesitant but he concluded that you were worried about cost, which he ensured you he had covered. - he tried hard to keep composure but when word came through that you arrived he spoedwalked to the front of the party like it was NOBODIES business- Jumin is now Nyoomin- He looked around frantically until a gentle tug at his coat sleeve caught his attention.- “Hi Jumin, I’m MC.” you greeted warmly. - “MC…” He looked down upon you and you looked… uncomfortable. - “MC, are you okay? Is the dress the right size? You seem unhappy…”- Just like you could read through his bullshit he could read through yours. - You sighed, having dissapointed him in your eyes. - “I’m sorry Jumin, it’s a beautiful dress! And it fits like a glove! It’s just that… I don’t really like wearing dresses. It’s not my style, you know? I’d much rather wear what Yoosung is wearing…” You rubbed your arm, glancing off in Yoosungs direction. - Jumin looked like a kicked puppy, his eyes widened slightly with his lower lip barely puckered out. - “MC I wish you would have told me… I never want to be the reason you’re uncomfortable or don’t feel beautiful.” He grabbed your hands in his. - awe this man is too good and too kind- “Jumin it’s okay, I just thought you wouldn’t find me beautiful if I-”- OH HE WAS HAVING NONE OF THIS- “I would have to be the stupidest man on earth to not find you mind numbing my beautiful! No matter what you’re wearing, you’re my MC.”- … His MC?- Jumin realized what he just said and coughed, breaking eye contact. - “I- uh, What I meant by that was-”- you cut off his stutters by giggling behind your hand. - “It’s okay Jumin. I… I feel the same way.”- The smile that just lit up that man’s face is a smile you would never forget.

Seven- Bruh u could have shown up wearing Optimus Prime cosplay and he would still be like “LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL MC!!”- 100% loves how tomboyish you are. - When you arrived he nearly tackled you with a hug. - “MC!! You’re finally here! In person! HOW CRAZY IS THAT!!”- “Seven! Calm down! It’s just me…”- oh was that a smidge of SELF DOUBT HE DOTH HEAR?!?- oh no sweaty ;)- not on his watch- “Ya, MC, just you. that’s like saying the Mona Lisa is JUST a painting! or that Doge is JUST a meme!”- awe that’s the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to u :’)- Seven understood your attitude though, when the waiter addressed you as sir. - He saw your confidence drop and knew exactly how to fix it!- “Actually, sir, it’s ma'am-”- “I think he was referring to moi~” you looked over and he had a LONG ASS WIG ON WTF WHERE DID HE GET THAT??!- you broke out in laughter as he used a redoculous high voice. - “See, MC? that waiter was just stupid! If putting on a wig makes him question my gender shows that he’s the problem, not you, so keep on keepin on with ya cute self!”- and that you did.

V- Honestly V had no clue bc u know he’s basically blind. - He could almost see your silhouette but just barely. - He was so overjoyed to meet you that he didn’t really consider that much about what you look like. - He was falling in love with your kind personality. - “Excuse me, sir, would you like anything to drink?”- V was about to answer when you cut him off. - “A-Actually, it’s ma'am.”- wait he wasn’t a ma'am what are you talking abo-- “I’m terribly sorry ma'am! please what would you like to drink?”- you ordered and he turned to V- “And you, sir?”- wait… the waiter thought you were a sir?- V ordered and as soon as the waiter left V smiled. - “Was the waiter blind too?”- when you didn’t laugh, but instead sigh, he got concerned. - “If you could see how much I looked like a boy you wouldn’t be surprised.”- oh no MC- “Well, then, even though I’m blind, I can clearly see a beautiful woman standing in front of me.”- “V… That’s very sweet but i’m over here.” you giggled, tapping on his shoulder. - V turned towards the sound of your voice, an embarrassed blush painting his cheeks. - “Ah, I’m sorry… but i still find you incredibly beautiful, MC.”- AWE V

Unknown (I’m gonna have this where he is found and at the party with Seven so this is where u meet him but u 2 had been talking and such on the messenger app b4)

- Despite his cold demeanor, Saeran wasn’t intentionally cruel- unless u were Seven lolol- but otherwise he was just straight up neutral. - so when u introduced yourself you were expecting a “hey dude/bro/other masculin nickname” - but instead when you said hi all you got was a “hey mc”- okay could u be ANY MORE disinterested. - you managed to talk to him, your nerves not easing throughout the conversation, afraid that he’ll bring up your appearance. - It takes him a while to notice your discomfort. - you’re in the middle of talking when he cuts you off - “Hey, stop acting all… tense and shit.”- ???- how did he know??- “I’m sorry, Saeran… I just thought you would reject me sooner or later.”- he raised an eyebrow - “It’s just that I look so much like a boy and-”- “Do I look like someone who gives a flying fuck about what people wear? For the love of God, MC, I wear chokers and I paint my nails. Fuck what society thinks a girl needs to look like. Who cares?”- you just stared at him in awe- “Wow… Thanks, Saeran.”- He looks back at you, ruffling your hair and the smallest hint of a smile graces his face. - “Don’t mention it.”

[mess-messenger]

I love your match ups (thank you for the match up earlier) and I've been exploring your blog and it's fantastic

Thank you so much!! ❤️ and oml I got so excited when I read this request I hope I did a good job lol

Jumin: he’d be the leader yanno. He’d give the orders and just sit on top of his money. He’d want to be the most powerful man in the world. Whenever someone doesn’t agree with his ideas they get thrown into jail for life… Or worse….

Zen: ahhh the Casanova, he’s the one who seduces the targets or people who get in the way. It works on everyone because well.. have you ever looked at him lmao. He wants to be the prettiest man alive everyone who insults his beauty will pay…

Yoosung; he’s the one who usually takes care of the distraction. He’ll cry like a crybaby or yell louder than sirens so that people can only focus on him. He wants everyone to know how it feels to lose someone ( Jumin told him he killed Rika bc she did horrible things) so he’ll make sure everyone knows

Seven: the hacker (surprise) of course he’s the one who makes sure the security cameras are off, the alarms and that all the doors are open. He feels like the world is full of lies and liars, his brother betrayed him and he’ll make sure to make him and everyone else suffer, it’s all his fault after all

Jaehee: she makes sure everyone in the team does their job. She makes sure the locations of the missions are safe and she plans how they’re gonna do it. She wants Zen for herself and will hurt anyone who even looks at him

Saeran: he’s the one who’s sad 24/7 and tries to make everything alright but unfortunately it doesn’t work like that. His brother wanted him to join the bad side but he refused and since then seven tries to make his life a living hell seven keeps hacking into his computer so Saeran has to change the security 5 times a day which takes a lot of time. He also needs to track where their base is but that’s very difficult.

Rika: Jumin Stared the organization because Rika choose V instead of him. So of course she feels like she caused it, she’ll do anything it takes to stop them. She’s the leader of the RFA the mother Saeran never had and together they try to stop the bad guys

V: He’s the guy who’s stuck in between. He loves Rika but he also cares for Jumin. So he tries to stay out of it as best as he can

[thirstyfortom]

and yeah i feel like ranting to you about your own fic because i have no one else to rant to you don't have to answer this ofc. but yeah i feel like mc won't date zen, he is already brozoned. i feel like she looks at yoosung like he's her little brother and like he's too pure for her. I HOPE SHE WON'T END UP WITH V. i'm not sure about jaehee, i feel like she would end up with zen.. idk about seven really, he probably wouldn't bc of saeran... i'm gonna keep ranting in the next ask -feels bad anon

i feel like she maybe will get things sorted out with saeran? maybe not, but it is a possibility… IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY IF SHE ENDED UP WITH RIKA OH MY GOD. but i hope she won’t. i feel like she won’t end up with jumin, it just doesn’t seem like she will… but again, maybe she will end up with yoosung i mean reading the piano scene sure didn’t make me feel like i was staring into my little brother!! and maybe she will end up with seven.. or not.. WHAT IF SHE ENDS UP ALONE LOLOL -feels bad anon

do you have sorted out what will happen or you’re just going with the flow? sorry if these asks annoyed you too much, but i really needed to let this out, your fic made me emotional:(((( honestly i hope mc gets yelled at and that someone will slap some sense into her bc you don’t just fuck someone who is taken, and if she didn’t like it and didn’t want it she would’ve made an attempt to go away, v doesn’t seem like he would rape her… i hope they don’t go easy on her tbhh - feels bad anon

OMG can’t believe my fic is making someone that emotional, there’s no need to feel bad, honey. But you do know I can’t talk much, right? So I’ll just answer something that’s already implied in last chapter: MC and V had sex consensually, she liked while doing it, but she regretted later because she knew it was wrong. And she is not that only one wrong, right? What about V? He is the one in a relationship, MC can’t take all the lash by herself, and she won’t, that’s all what I’m going to say in advance for next chapter. I have pretty much everything sorted out by now, there’s only one thing I still need to decide, but I know how it ends, and don’t worry, it’s a happy ending :)

[ijungkooki]

Hi!! Can I request the RFA crew and none of them have released their identities to mc. Mc then goes on about being in love with them not realizing they are in the chat (ex: mc sees zen in a magazine and comments in the group of how much she likes him but the group doesn't tell her zen is the chat) if that makes sense. I'm sorry if it's confusing 😓

 aaaahhhhhhhh sorry this is so late! i’ve been so busy with ap tests :( but this was so much fun to write!!!

Not Recognizing the RFA

Yoosung:

You told the RFA how there was this really cute boy in your biology class

He was kinda adorkable and overall really sweet and you really like that about him

When someone asked what school you went to you told them SKY University

Seven immediately asks what your crush’s name was and you told them it was Yoosung

CUE INTENSE BLUSHING FROM YOOSUNG

Zen and Seven thought it would be funny to keep it a secret that the Yoosung you liked was also reading this entire conversation

After that chat, Yoosung gained a little more confidence in talking to you in person

He ended up being a little flirty with you omg this lil bean

Every time you spoke to each other, you gushed to everyone in the messenger about him

You go on a really cute study/coffee date!!!!!!!

zen and seven congratulate yoosung on becoming a man lol

When the day of the party arrives, Yoosung is super nervous but also really excited to see the look on your face

You get to the party and meet everyone but you notice they all have that mischievous smile

You realize there’s a member missing

*a wild Yoosung appears!* lol wHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

“Surprise! I’ve been an RFA member all along and I’ve been reading everything you ever said about me hahahaha……………”

He’s red in the face and you’re red in the face and the members are placing bets on who’s gonna make the first move lol

After the initial shock, you both start laughing and you end up staying by each other’s side the whole time

The party ends and he gives you a goodbye kiss jasfhsjaikd

Zen and Jaehee just won 50 bucks lol

Zen:

Your friend introduced you to some musical that starred Zen in it and you were immediately head over heels for him

When you told the RFA about this new up and coming actor, Jaehee started fangirling

She starts going on about Zen and recommends some of his musicals and sends photos of him to you

Meanwhile, Zen is watching this convo unfold all while smiling really smug to himself

He decides to have a little fun by pretending to not be the actor you currently have a gigantic crush on and may or may not actually be falling in love with

Also he can’t pass up an opportunity to talk about himself amirite

at this point, everyone but jaehee and zen have left the chat

He’ll send selfies of you claiming they’re secret photos he got off the internet and your heART GOES HAYWIRE

Zen is having fun with this

He ends up surprising you by telling you he scored front row tickets to his new show

You. Are. Dead.

You ask him how on earth he got tickets but he just says he has connections somehow or somethin idk

He thinks it’s really cute that you’re such a big fan of him

But he especially loves how it’s not just for his looks! You also admire his talent and how kind and devoted he is to his fans!

That’s how he falls for you but he doesn’t know if you’ll love him back or just remain a fan

Come the party day and he’s a little nervous to meet you

When you see him, you start freaking out because how did Zen end up at this party?!!?!?!!?1?1

He starts laughing as he explains that he was a member of the RFA

you nearly faint bc omg the amount of embarrassing things that you said

After letting the news sink in, he proclaims his love for you

You’re super happy because of course you love him too because you were able to get to know the real Zen in the chat and not just the actor

When you tell him that, he is sososososo happy!!!!

Jaehee:

You met this really cute girl at a coffee shop one day 

She was in a rush but she made quick small talk with you but you never got her name

When you told the RFA about her, you were super blushy and everything awww

But Jaehee is a super smart girl so she was able to kinda put two and two together and figure out that she was the one you met

Now she’s getting all blushy bc “wat MC likes me??? she thinks i’m cute?!!?!?”

Since that day, she makes an effort to go to the same cafe at the same time in hopes of meeting you again

And you’re doing the same thing so you end up meeting each other every day

You two claim it’s just a “coincidence”

calling u on ur bullshit

The both of you end up developing HUGE crushes on each other it’s adorable

Everyone in the RFA is rooting for you two lol

Especially Zen and he’s also trying to be that lowkey wingman for baehee in the chat without revealing who she really is

You thought it would be a good idea to invite Jaehee to the party

She accepts while trying to hide her laugh bc little did you know

The day arrives and you’re nervous to finally meet the RFA but even more nervous bc oh god Jaehee is gonna be there too you gotta look nice

You spot Jaehee right away and you give her a big hug before leading her around and trying to find the RFA

You see a group of men walk up to you and they introduce themselves as the RFA

You introduce Jaehee as the girl you’ve been talking about

“MC, there’s no need to introduce me. I already know them.”

lol wut

She giggles and explains that she is the other member and you nearly faint you’re so embarrassed

She takes your hand in hers and says, “Don’t worry, MC. I happen to like you a lot too.”

Jumin:

You had recently gotten a job at the C&R Company and had coincidentally been placed to work in the same department as Jumin’s

Despite the rumors and the crazy amount of workload, you had slowly started to develop some feelings for him

You never really saw him that much since he was so busy

But when you did, your heart would beat like crazy even though you knew that being with him would probably never happen in a billion years

So you vented to the chatroom one day after having a run-in with Jumin

You told them how you had started to fall for him even though you knew her could never have feelings for you

Jaehee was stunned

Yoosung and Seven fucking lost it

Zen nearly s c r e a m e d

When Jumin read your messages, he was shocked to say the least

How funny that the MC he’s falling for is also in love with him without realizing it

He immediately looked up your employee info so he could have a little fun with this 

The next day at work, you were surprised to run into Jumin but even more so that he decided to actually have a conversation with you that didn’t involve work

He was a lot nicer and relaxed and smiled more than before

You told the members about the interaction while Jumin fucking smirked the entire time

This continued for a while, him randomly running into you at work and chatting while you silently died inside

same mc same

Party day arrives and you’re looking around for the members when BAM

juMiN iS HeRE?!?!1/!?!!?

You slowly make your way towards him and the small group he was talking to

He sees you and smiles

“Ah MC, it’s so good to see you again. Let me introduce you to the other RFA members.”

“O-Other members?”

The gears start working in your head before you realize that Jumin was a member

Which meant he read all your messages

Which also meant that today was your death day

He laughs at your expression when you figure it out but reassures you that the feelings are mutual

You both smile at each other as he kisses you on the cheek

meanwhile zen is now officially screaming

Seven:

The agency you worked for partnered you up with Seven for a mission

Agents 606 and 707: The best hacker and best field operative the agency has

also fucking badass holy shit i might write a fic

Ever since your successful mission, you two have been partners on every single one following that

While kicking ass, you had slowly started to develop feelings for him

When you joined the RFA, everyone introduced themselves except for one who was a hacker

To you, it made sense that he had to hide his identity

Also for some strange reason, this hacker reminded you of Seven hmmmmmmmmmmm i wonder why

You introduced yourself to the group, though, and Seven nearly choked on the chips he was eating

As the days passed by, you grew more comfortable with the group and eventually told them about the troubles in your love life

You told them how you had fallen for your partner but you didn’t think he loved you back because he tends to push you away sometimes

Seven: Dead.

Little did you know that he was in love with you too

The reason why he pushes you away was because he didn’t think that you loved him

Since then, Seven has started to open up a bit more around you and you were really happy with that

In classic Seven-fashion, he thinks it would be hilarious if he kept it a secret that he was an RFA member

The day of the party arrives and you’re about to leave when you run into Seven

“Where you going?” He asks you

“Heading off to the party with the RFA. I told you about them, remember? See you later!”

yes you will lololol

When you meet everyone at the party, you’re all happy to finally meet each other 

But you notice that your new hacker friend was missing

In the corner of your eye, you see a flash of red and immediately recognize it as Seven

You confront him and ask him how and why he’s at the party

“For the agency’s best spy, you’re really bad at recognizing people.”

Putting two and two together, you realize that he was the last member of the RFA

*cue you slapping him repeatedly on the shoulder as he laughs his fucking ass off*

[juminhanismylover]

would you do some general headcanons for the rfa+V+Saeran as parents? What kind of kids you think they'd have and how they'd deal with it all with MC? Thanks!!!

*cracks knuckles* i’m reADY(i did this with a female MC by the way (: )zen:•you guys are having a cute little boy•as soon as you guys find that out he pledges to be there for your son all the time and to raise him like a gentleman •buys him the cutest clothes ever•once he’s here zen is all over him he is such a proud dad•sweet cuddles with your boys are the best way to end a day•zen takes the “night shift” so you can get a whole night of sleep•he always sings your son to sleep ahh•once he can talk your son is the biggest actor and singer ever•him and zen are always playing around making up storylines as they go along

yoosung:•he’s so nervous when you guys find out you’re pregnant •he starts buying books to read about parenting•when he finds out you guys are having a girl he just about cried•he makes sure you have everything you could possibly need•when she arrives he’s practically sobbing•you guys are both pulling all nighters the first couple months•later on he is so attached to his daughter he never wants to leave her•if you have to go somewhere and he has to babysit he always calls his mom and asks for advice •your daughter grows up to be one of the sweetest souls ever ahhhh

jaehee:•you guys adopt a sweet newborn girl•jaehee is so excited to start a family with the love of her life•you guys believe working together is what will make the load a little lighter•she’s pretty easy to take care of as a baby, but tends to get upset when one of you isn’t holding her •when she’s a toddler she is shy with new people but around you two she’s an actress •makes herself the princess of the house and you two are the queens•she is so close with both of you and her favorite thing to do is snuggle up and watch disney movies

jumin:•he’s so happy when he finds out you’re having a boy•like he won’t stop hugging and kissing you•he reads parenting books every night so he’s as prepared as possible •once your son is born he takes as much time off work as possible so he can be there for you•elizabeth seems weary that something else is getting more attention than her•but one day while he’s napping you walk in on elizabeth cuddling up to him•when your son shows an interest in baseball jumin buys all the best equipment •jumin never really played sports with his dad so he’s at every single baseball game and helps your son practice

seven:•this boy practically pees himself when he finds out you’re having a baby boy•"mc he’s gonna be my mini me! father and son hacking time!“•your son has the coolest toys (most of them are made by seven)•he’s a mama’s boy but probably couldn’t survive a day without his dad•whenever seven has to babysit he just takes a nap with your son on his chest•when he’s a toddler he’s literally sevens mini-me •tomato red hair, loud, and always giggling •"dad can we have pizza for dinner? mom said no”•just. like. his. dad. (it’s okay though bc they’re the cutest and you wouldn’t trade them for the world)

V:•he’s ecstatic to find out you guys are going to have a little girl•when she comes he’s already a natural•anytime she starts to cry he hums till she calms down•this girl gets so much love from both her parents•her room is FULL of teddy bears •at a young age she’s already so smart and loves cuddling with you guys while you read to her •her favorite is when V takes her pictures, she instantly comes up with as many poses as possible •you guys would probably get a cat just for her since she’s so gentle (they’re basically inseparable from day one)

saeran:•he’s so nervous when he finds out you’re pregnant •you guys have a long conversation since he’s worried he might not be the father your child deserves•when you find out you’re having a daughter he held you as tight as possible and cried•you guys knew this was a learning experience for both of you and were there every step of the way •saeran absolutely fell in love with her and they were inseparable •one day you were laying with saeran and your little girl and you both realized all your hard work was worth it•you had created a beautiful and loving family together

[hungarianmudkip69]

just downloaded mystic messenger?? i have a feeling im gonna fail bc i forget it exists + dont check it often enough but i just got too curious yoosung is adorable omg i also love seven + zen i find p funny w his obvious excitement that the players a girl. jumin + jaehee im not sure abt yet. i have poked around on some walkthroughs and one recommended a story order so im gonna try and do zen first since thats what it says but not gonna use the walkthrough so it might not turn out that way. did read the tips tho so well see