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alouvrr · 11 days

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eye of the vulture king

#ahhhh I feel like I drew buddy too innocent here. wish I could give more indicators that he is being manipulated #but all the stuff I drew felt too cheesy!#my art #buddy dawn #kristen applebees #fantasy high #fhjy #d20 #unironically that one minute segment changed my feelings about buddy so bad. evangelicals who die without questioning their faith #make me feel so tragic #trauma bonding w these two would be fun but also consider: he meets helio in the afterlife and see what a wreck his religion is and #wants to help helio out lmao #would be fun

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floccinaucinihilipilificationa · 10 months

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#selfie bee #good evening friends!! how are you doing! C:#I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself #I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose #I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years #thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!!#not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*#but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint #he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it #my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago #as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds #he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where #I think tattoos are super cool (´｡･v･｡｀) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo #it was heath ledgers face as the joker #at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years #a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡#I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets #can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street?#I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet #he might have special abilities #I hope you're having a good day friends!! C:#I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week #miss you!! ♥♥♥

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theoldkyokodied · 7 months

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Aaaaand more very quick stream doodles. This one shot was so fun to watch, it’s so sad that it had to end already. But oh well, let’s not dwell on that and let’s enjoy the good time we had, like disguised tiefling gale being both Karlachs and astarions type, wyll and gale having a spa day, bing bong in general (rip king, you will be missed), and of course the 8 strength fight for magic items <3 thanks to the cast for the chaos, I enjoyed it thoroughly

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion ancunin #gale dekarios #shadowheart #wyll ravengard #karlach #lae'zel #bloodweave #bc I say so #>:3c #I also refuse to draw gale without the beard sorry #I’m so happy we got to see more Tim being chaotic. he’s like the eye of the storm. calm and unassuming while commanding the chaos #around him #the gale wine mom moment was literally so real I nearly cried from laughter when Tim mimed eating the cucumber slices from his face mask #god I wish they could do a whole campaign I would watch that back and fourth #everything I draw that includes them is bloodweave bc I love them dearly. same goes for shartzel (still love that ship name)#I just have not yet drawn actual ship art outside of this of them so I feel less comfortable tagging it as such 🥹

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sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog · 5 months

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I just want to keep my job even though I don't know how to make memes. Buy our coffee. We've got holiday gifts for the coffee lover in your life.

Awesome Coffee is different because 1. we source our beans directly from small farmers collectives, 2. it's better and fresher than grocery store coffee, and 3. ALL of our profit goes to fight maternal and child mortality in impoverished communities, whereas almost all other coffee makes rich people richer, which is the dumbest thing that can be done with coffee (or other forms of wealth).

#coffee company #i am an unpaid intern #because otherwise some of our profit would go to me #and I don't need it and shouldn't have it #buy our coffee #so I don't get replaced by someone who knows memeology #god I wish I could make better memes #I see young people memes and I feel so envious #not of their youth which is overrated but of their memetic creativity

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turnaboutdick · 10 days

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episode one

#tmapg fanart #tma fanart #hey i wish i could start tagging my protocol stuff as tmagp but i fear its too late now #tma #the magnus protocol art #gwen bouchard #alice dryer #the magnus protocol #do not archive #i would like to see them in more situations together :) the alice and gwen show #maybe bonzo can join

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determinate-negation · 20 days

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"even the nazis didnt..." - guy who doesnt know that much about the nazis

#on the whole im glad to see anyone being morally opposed to this genocidal war but i just kind of wish people would understand it #as a product of the same system as other historical events #and not say things based off their sanitized and simplified understanding of history thats not accurate #like idk chances are whatever it is they did it #and so did western colonizers and imperialists too #also not to mention the insanity of zionists claiming that hamas is worse than the nazis???#mine

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midoristeashop · 3 months

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Heyy 🤓☝️so um httyd in the god of war universe (they’re aesir!)

And have design stuff

I rewatched god of war gameplays and felt very self indulgent so here they are <3

#httyd #gow ragnarok #ragnarok au #TEE HEE I REALLY LIKE GOW DESIGNS OK #sometimes I see the gang and wish there was a little more 🥺#just a little #specially fish #JAMIE AND JACK NEXT DUH #Jamie would be so funny as Atreus #cuz like #loki n things #jack is a giant #bet you like 100000 dollars tumble will ruin the lineup quality #anyway bye

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turtleblogatlast · 2 months

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Was thinking about this again haha

Anyway I adore Hueso and Leo’s dynamic and wanted to include Hueso Jr in it because I like to think Leo can be shockingly good with kids

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt hueso #rottmnt leo #rottmnt hueso jr #rise leo #I wish we actually got to meet hueso jr #he’s so cute from the literal One Picture we saw #and it would have been so fun to see the sardonic Hueso’s son be so happy go lucky #he goes up to Leo all ‘you’re the one my papá always complains about!:D’#and before Leo can go ‘omg tío talks about me 🥹’ jr hugs him tightly #says he ‘always wanted a brother!!’#Leo tries not to cry fails and promptly says ‘what if I told you I’m a package deal’#Hueso Jr now has four big bros #turtle art tag #I JUST REALIZED I SHOULD PROBABLY START KEEPING A TAG FOR ART…

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the-gom-jabbar · 5 months

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AI Search Engines: Why won't you use us? 😭

Me:

#Sorry but uncle Frank warned us about them thinking machines #Sometimes I wish he were alive just to see what's going on #Frank would totally take a bat to the nearest computer if it asked him to use ai #frank herbert's dune #frank herbert #dune #dune 2021 #dune memes #paul atreides #children of dune #dune messiah #chapterhouse: dune #duncan idaho #god emperor of dune

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thefantasticfrank21 · 4 months

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I have a genuine feeling that these two would get along pretty well

#although i'm sure that Velvet would be throwing him in the river #i am begging to see fanarts with these two together 😭#dreamworks #trolls 3 #trolls movie #trolls #trolls band together #velvet and veneer #trolls veneer #mount rageous #puss in boots the last wish #puss in boots #shrek #puss in boots perrito #perrito #dreamworks animation #trolls fandom #andrew rannells #harvey guillen

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elitadream · 4 months

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Getting ready for a special event~ 😉🕺

#In this case: New Year's Eve! ^o^🎉#Who else wants to see Luigi and Toadsworth play matchmakers? 😏#I feel like these two would get along really well honestly 🤭#Often chatting about Mario and Peach... Subtly trying to move things along at the castle lol #Not to mock our lovebirds but-#they do need all the help they can get xD #I had imagined that Peach would once tell Luigi about her secret wish to attend a fancy party with Mario #And this wouldn't fall on deaf ears ;D 💕#Cue Mario being dragged into a dressing room and wondering why he's having his measurements taken all of a sudden #Feeling very clueless about it all but confusedly following royal fashion protocol regardless 😂#He doesn't know it's done with the sole purpose of him matching with the princess for the occasion #Although Toadsworth's statement assuredly gave him a clue; and one can only assume he blushed very noticeably at that! 😆#Mario #Luigi #Toadsworth #Princess Peach #Mareach (implied)#Mario x Peach #romance #shenanigans #conspiring wingmen #party #Super Mario bros #fanart

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ryllen · 7 days

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A question I have just recently,

can Sebek handle spicy?

this is what i generally think of fae.

tho i think,

lilia knows spicy spices from his travel.

even tho in dragon form, malleus breathes fire from his mouth, and fire is hot, it might be like the kind of fire that doesn't hurt him in the first place

sebek father might bring spicy spice from human world with him, but since i think of him as a mellow man, he might not be interested in spicy food in the first place

#honestly it makes me wonder all the nrc students ability to handle spiciness & i wish everyone would start putting them into tiers #twst #twisted wonderland #do i tag this as sebek #i do want to know what others think of him #sebek zigvolt #i think the octas would be very bad at it #but floyd probably keeps on challenging it so he gains tolerance over it #riddle would be very bad with it #ace would be pretty good #but deuce would be a little less #or do u think punk him would dare other punks on spicy food #who would shed tears #who would break a sweat #who would eat like it's nothing #who would wail asking the great seven to take them to the after world #i am just wondering bcs of the rabbit sausage roll in deuce hometown #leona who never lift a finger finally break a sweat from spicy food #who knows we even see tears in his eyes while he endures it silently #can vil stay beautiful eating spicy food #despite his tough claim can epel handle spicy #anyhow do u know there's samyang 1/2 spicy now #that's the only one i can eat without suffering like actually enjoying it #idia i feel like he would wrinkle from spicy food #but what if he is some connoisseur of instant noodles so he had been eating spicy ones quite a lot #my brother always love to see me suffer over spiciness

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month

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Wei Wuxian 🤝 Maleficent: Not being invited to a child's birthday party but showing up anyways (to make things worse).

(for @youremysunshine8)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #jin ling #jin zixuan #jiang yanli #The joke here is that the glue is a 'curse'. The golden hat is now a party hat *forever*.#The prompt was just 'wwx celebartes jin ling's birthday' but what is an uncle if not a force to be reckoned with?#YLLZ would rock the Maleficent garments. I think we need to consider the implications of a possible crossover AU.#He would be *that* petty bitch who shows up uninvited like “oh...widdle old me didn't get to come? Get cursed idiots.”#This one comic sent me on a deep dive on the history of glue. There is a lot of history on glue.#Humans will see two objects and go 'I need to find a way to put those together'. Not to mention the amount of variety in glues.#I am now imagining the YLLZ doing his dark research on glue. The forbidden techniques to creating forever glue.#Glue so good it can piece a soul back together. Xue yang wishes he could get his hands on that recipe.

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canisalbus · 25 days

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i've returned for 2 seconds to tell you that they're not leaving my head. (sort of unrelated but i've been thinking as well. what if vasco died before machete ? what would go down)

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#ah this is so terribly cute #makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside #“possessed by the vaschete spirit” you and me both #their expressions are so sweet #couple of dorks #and I like the dusty desaturated color scheme! with pink and darker brown accents #gift art #insect-shenanigans #own characters #Vasco #Machete #as for what would happen if Vasco died first #and I'm assuming of natural causes like illness or old age #I suppose Machete would try to sneakily sponsor his funeral #throw the fanciest burial possible #and maybe add some kind of anonymous half hidden obscure tragiromantic inscription on the grave #about wishing to see him again one day #and then either go on to do what Vasco did and commission art in his honor #or get a bad case of widowhood effect and go downhill quickly after his passing #oh yeah he might start to financially support Vasco's widow so that there was a little less pressure on her to get remarried #as you may remember she's a lesbian and one lavender marriage was probably enough for her #I can see that being a thing in certain circumstances

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asbestos-11 · 4 months

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they're so sick and disgusting, i need to shoot them on sight (said lovingly)

reblogs highly encouraged *cocks gun*

#neuvillette #furina #focallette #neuvifuri #genshin impact #draw tag #TEEEHEEEEEHEEE I LOVE THEM SM #so sad that the newest event only had a mention of neuvi i would have loved to see more of him (as if i don't main this guy)#i have 7 million styles and i change them like one would change clothes. king of inconsistency i dare say #but seriously tho don't mention it or take it seriously. one must have a whole arsenal of styles if they wish to survive in the art world #anyways love the height difference between the two bcs drawing furina on their tippy toes makes me melt. they're legit the cutest character #i mean neuvillette is cute too but furina my beloved is still the cutest <333333 #highly chompable character

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sneaky-eel · 5 months

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Desmond let this man murder for you!

#assassin's creed #desmond miles #clay kaczmarek #subject 16/17 #claydes #just let him Desmond #look at that face #it would make him so happy #I want Desmond to have all the feral boyfriends #I wish we got to see more of crazy clay #ac revelations #source: that one quote from the Simpson #whats your problem desmond?#that looks like a nice stable young man #my art

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