#and is absolutely inconsolable

[glomscrooge]

I understand why people carry dt17 scrooge's teasing into glomscrooge content based on the show, but please consider how embarrassing it would be for him to admit that he likes this glomgold. I'd kill myself honestly

[jedi-starbird]

Time Travel is my favourite trope and I think we need more fics where both Obi-Wan AND Qui-Gon time travel together because no matter when they get sent it's chaos. They're saving the galaxy and being physic flash-bangs to everyone around them.

like before Bandomeer?

The entire council is baffled to watch as Qui-Gon 'never taking a padawan again' Jinn has suddenly cut off his post-Xanatos depression tour to return to the temple and beeline to the creche with a frantic energy. His wild eyes immediately single out a fluffy, red-haired initiate.

"You." he exhales with a pointed finger, slightly ominous as he towers over the child. Said child starts vibrating with delight. "Me." he agrees, launching himself at the man. Qui-Gon drops to his knees with a thud that cannot be healthy. Obi-Wan's attempts to clamber into Qui-Gon's robes and maybe onto his shoulders is thwarted by the fact that Qui-Gon's massive hands are cupping Obi-Wan's tiny squishy cheeks. He stares at the initiate for a few minutes with an intensity that is starting to worry people.

Finally, "You're so small." Qui-Gon sounds like he might cry.

'What the fuck?' Plo Koon projects at Mace.

"I'm 9! That tends to be the case!" the child chirps back.

"You're nine." Oh. Ah. Qui-Gon's eyes are distinctively misty. He squishes the boy in a hug so hard he squeaks. Mace makes a series of gestures that imply the need for a head-scan. Depa obligingly drifts off towards the halls. Qui-Gon scoops the child up onto his hip and claims him as his padawan on the spot. The assorted council members and creche-masters burst into noise. Mace tells Depa to bring some space ibuprofen as well.

after Naboo?

Anakin is a little apprehensive of his place in both the order and Obi-Wan's life, but then one day Obi-Wan wakes up and is suddenly a lot less sad in the force?? In fact, if Anakin didn't know better he'd say he was almost giddy, but he's watched Obi-Wan try to pretend his world hasn't fallen apart for the past few months so it can't be that, right? And um, Miss Bant? He knows grief is a funny thing that affects people differently but he's pretty sure 'massive mood swing' and 'having full conversations with invisible people' is not...great? and you said to tell you if Obi-Wan got really weird in any way.

Anyway after a lot of medical exams, intense consultation with the archives, and a couple exorcisms, Anakin ends up being raised by his 'real' master and his ghost master. He is far more well adjusted emotionally and far less well adjusted for what counts as normal people behavior(not talking to thin air). When questioned on this, all he ever says is that he's talking to Qui-Gon. Isn't he...dead? Well, yes. Wait, he's a ghost? Ghosts are real? ...Well this ghost is real.

This starts a great number of existential crises among non-force sensitives and incredibly heated theological arguments amongst the Jedi. Whenever Obi-Wan is questioned on this, all he ever says is some variation of "the force got to know him for 5 seconds and kicked him back out." Mace backs him up on this even though that reasoning is technically blasphemous. Qui-Gon is having the time of his un-life. He's ascended to his final form, his sheer existence is a heresy, this is truly all he has ever aspired towards.

the Clone Wars?

The minute they get dropped back Qui-Gon immediately goes and haunts the shit out of Dooku. They have a signed terms of surrender and promise of info on the Sith Lord within the year. Only half of it is because Qui-Gon's giving Dooku complexes that are only perceptible to shrimp, the other half is because they now have a ghost spy that is not bound by the laws of physics nor spacetime.

Obi-Wan only nominally pays attention to this as he immediately goes and implements his 19 step seduction plan with Cody (he had to focus on something on Tatooine to pass the time). It fails. Spectacularly. Publicly. Ah right. Tatooine was not exactly the height of his sanity. Everyone in the GAR and temple is now riveted by High General and Councilor Obi-Wan Kenobi's attempts to go on a date with his Commander, who bats him away him like a particularly annoying stray and seems one bouquet of cactus away from committing mutiny. Anakin is worrying if it means his master knows about his secret marriage and this is some sort of really weird power play. (It is, but not in the way he thinks)

The next time Dooku goes after Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon spends a good few months appearing tear-stained at the edge of Dooku's perception and only communicating in terrible wails and discordant mutterings of 'padawan. my padawan. my little one.' 24/7.

"Wait, you're annoying Dooku into surrendering?"

"Oh no Anakin, we're crushing his psyche like a bug. :)"

[katebeckets]

castle & beckett being castle & beckett [50/?] ⤷ 2.13 — “Sucker Punch”

[washingtonwerewolf]

(said inconsolably) do you guys think that he felt the spark in the air from lovelys magic as he was walking away with treasure from lovely & vincents house…. do you think he didn’t realize the impact of what he said before that moment…. do you guys think porter is starting to learn he can have a helpful affect with his words just as much as he can have a harmful affect? do you guys think porter went home and did a little decorative magic for treasure… taking a page out of lovely’s book and bonding over magic?

[constehlla]

back in the fic mindset. Did you know you can have lovers 35 years apart in in-production existence. Did you know they make beautiful and devastating fic about it

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

alex + looking at miles

[mwagneto]

i truly am losing my mind tho coz like i literally spent weeks/years waiting to see if ofmd/gomens was bait and they're NOT. and they're both getting explicitly romantic promos and little hearts in the posters and the mcs kissing on screen coz they're canonically in looove it's all so. ohhmy fucking god

[cambo-writes]

natsuko’s literal inner child being the one to give her her powers in ATOP,,,,.,,,,, ouuugh hhh i need a minute

[veyronvenus]

just gonna leave this here

[c-kiddo]

(cr2 rewatch) i always thought astrid was an interesting character when i first watched cr2 but now rewatching i actually might explode and die every time shes there. she was just a kid !!!! and her entire being is shaped by ikithon and the empire, even she knows it to some extent, but she's so shaped by them that she doesn't have a life outside of that, so what would she even do?

[cybershock24601]

I remember reading somewhere that Lucanis only got the beard and the long hair after his extended stay in the Ossuary and now I can't stop thinking of Lucanis deciding he should clean up his appearance now that he's free and Rook literally starts crying when they see he shaved his beard off and trimmed his hair

[gg-ladybug]

This scene is so gut wrenching to me, because his son just upped and disappeared OVERNIGHT and he was waiting. It’s Gabriel Agreste written at his absolute finest by Jeremy Zag. It’s the little things here that’s absolutely derailed me despite not having enough time to really go into it (which is a travesty)

He hasn’t shaved. He hasn’t changed. His hair is unruly. There haven’t been any dramatic calls, or search missions. He’s just been waiting by the stairs and hoping for the best. Adrien didn’t just leave for a few hours during the day— he didn’t come home last night.

But he still lets him run back off because hey— at least he’s safe and at least his akuma attack has nothing to do with it, because they saved her miracle cure for the final attack, which means the stakes of all this was VERY real to begin with

No one touch me, and let Jeremy Zag COOK

[timothyslucy]

these two things happened in the same 24hrs and you expect me to be anything but unwell???? 😭💕

[gremsnleir]

she slay on my princess til i the

[phinjeet]

* i imagine phineas az sooo endlessly excited and overjoyed when him n baljeet 1st get 2gether officially , like constantly grinning and giggling and showing him off 2 ppl , if hez not near baljeet n holding hiz hand or hugging him so hard he cant breathe or kissing him all over hiz face he will start screaming at any moment , u cannot get him 2 shut up , he will talk abt hiz partner 4 hourz upon hourz he lovez him so MUCH

* n i dont mean it az like a general read of phin in any relationship , i mean it in the sense that like . 2 me . hiz failed relationship w isa gave him a pretty bad impression of relationshipz in general , he grew accustomed 2 feeling like he waz never quite good enough , never quite what she wanted or needed him 2 b , never quite listened 2 or truly understood , n finding out after the fact that he waz actually aromantic probably made him feel worse , he feelz like he needz 2 make endless sacrificez and change himself and stifle hiz interestz n opinionz in order 2 b whatz needed or acceptable or likeable , he feelz unlovable not 2 the degree i inflict upon baljeet in my brain but in the sense that the kind of relationship he rlly wantz w ppl iz 1 that iznt widely accepted , iznt attainable , he strugglez 2 accept hiz identity or the idea that any1 could ever want what he wantz , especially w Him , who iz so Bad At This Relationship Stuff

* and then therez baljeet who DOEZ , baljeet who UNDERSTANDZ , baljeet whoz felt the exact same way hiz whole life , baljeet who will listen 2 him , who iz just az aromantic and just az happy 2 finally b w some1 who getz it , phin doeznt just lov baljeet bc he lovz baljeet , and he lovz baljeet a LOT , but he also lovz him bc baljeet helped him accept a part of himself that he Couldnt accept 4 the longest time , he helped him realize what he felt waznt wrong , n that there r other ppl like him who want the same thingz , that itz possible 4 ppl like him 2 b in happy mutually understanding relationshipz , that hez allowed 2 build hiz own special kind of relationship completely outside of whatz Normal or Expected , where hez fully understood and loved 4 who he iz . baljeet healz him in such an important way , OFC he cant shut up abt how much he lovz him , what do u EXPECT

[splatsvilles-fashionista]

my sincerest condolences for the new explo kit